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HTML[ I'm new here and am obviously at the end of my rope to post this.. <br>So I like to masturbate. A lot. But lately it's been harder and harder to get off on the vids that used to do it for me. I started coming here and /gif but webms and images do absolutely nothing for me. It's starting to seem my tastes are edging towards...stuff thats harder to find. I feel like I need a seasoned person to navigate me through the world wide web and help me find my niche again. Asking too much? <br><br>Pic related. Is me. Contemplating whether or not to post this.</br></br></br> <br>I feel ya OP, you just have to keep looking. I used to liked creampies, now i'm into impregnation netorare. It's the same thing just with more edge.</br> Post tits Tits or gtfo Don't masturbate for a month and then do it to like clothed girls with nice bodies. you'll want to cum so badly after a month practically anything will make you hard. <br> [Settings] [Home] <br>Yep creampie gangbangs are my flavor of choice. Rearing now towards unwelcome creampies. Which for obvious reasons is hard to find. Drunk passed out girls satiated me for a bit but genuine clips are just not readily available.</br></br> <br>or guys. not sure if you're a dude or not.</br> <br>try prostitutes<br><br>Pic related, it's me</br></br></br> <br><br>real talk, idk if my tits would do it for you. I've had a kid and am currently pregnant.</br></br> <br> thinking tits or gtfo is about getting us off </br> <br>Boobs are boobs<br>I love children<br><br><br>Post tits</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Do it fag</br> <br>Go /d/.<br>That should be able to supply you with weird fetishes for quite some time.</br></br> <br>Personally I am not a fan of videos, they just seem fake. I'm more into stories, whether it be doujinshi / manga or it's more western like Literotica / Sexstoriespost.<br><br>I love seeing people corrupt themselves.</br></br></br> <br>There are some sites that have a wider selection, possibly involving your specific niche. <br><br>Tits though. Tits my love</br></br></br> I have a website that will give you everything you need. but im only going to give it if you post tits <br>That's one of the oldest tricks in the book.<br>You can do better than that anon.</br></br> <br>Any good netorare sites?</br> <br><br>tits are coming. im too much of a girl to not find good lighting, angles etc</br></br> <br>Ideally, you'd have to use certain keywords to find niche videos. Maybe I can help you via Skype? My username is chris_22001</br> <br>Im not going to be a dick and not give the site when she delivers.</br> <br><br/></br> <br>dont forget timestamp</br> <br><br>Just post em', there are rules here and without rules, we are lost.</br></br> <br>excellent</br> <br>I've had some fun times look at E-Hentai's with the tag 'Netorare impregnation english' and then only selecting the 'artist cg' and 'game cg'<br><br>But there are a few other like fakku, or simply try google.</br></br></br> <br> does it laying down so tits look like pancakes <br> you wont like my tits <br><br>you need a better angle</br></br></br></br> <br>not bad, next comes pussy</br> <br>Not bad.</br> <br>Ok cool, the website i was talking about is google.com :^)</br> <br>Today op was not a faggot</br> <br>Ya</br> <br>Agreed. Fucking pancake tit's...</br> <br>Danks m8</br> <br>would like them better if you were upright. let them hang wild and free.</br> <br>better than fucking saggy breastfeeding mom tits, trust me on that.</br> <br>You are welcome anon</br> <br>Damn. Are you really pregnant? I hope you have a nice tummy, can we see it? There's nothing more beautiful than a radiating pregnant woman.</br> <br> better than saggy breastfeeding tits <br><br>my god, I fucking agree with you on that one mate.</br></br></br> <br>moar</br> Op has perfect nips <br>im not a fan of hentai. I was back when I was like...14/15 but it just doesnt do it for me at all now.</br> Hey OP, thanks for the tits!<br><br>It would be a lot easier if you told us something about what you are looking for. Hard BDSM? Incest? Or something harder to find?</br></br> <br>Am i perverted for actually liking those?<br>Might be because i'm in love with the girl bit damn she makes me diamonds</br></br> wat ur name boo <br>She already delivered, fuck off newfag.</br> <br>fucking summer i swear</br> omegle <br><br>my cock<br> rate cock thread </br></br></br> <br> female confirmed <br>well done anon. <br><br>So any idea of the porn she's looking for?</br></br></br></br> <br>I can see your point. Have you tired Literotica / Sexstoriespost ? as I suggested in <br><br>For me it's all about the plot and how the characters develop.</br></br></br> <br>Mari?</br> OP here, so i delivered da boobies whether or not they were to your tastes. May I have some legit advice now? I like creampies, the unwanted sort but Im so tired of that fake agent shit. I like drunk girls, passed out girls, girls clearly taken advantage of. And oh yes I have used the google only to be informed by various news articles that that is illegal. I mean...I guess. I like creampie gangbangs. I like forced. Forced gangbangs. Forced creampie gangbangs. Whores. The occasional old dude but thats on certain days. Abuse. Shame. All that shit. Ive exhausted all the major pron engines. And I'm tired of obviously fake stuff. halp? <br>Damn so nice</br> <br>fraid not mate.</br> <br>Pussy pic and we shall help</br> <br>I think im to point where i need visual and audio stimulation. Dont get me wrong im an avid reader but as far as getting off, my imagination needs help.</br> <br>Public disgrace has done a lot of real good movies. Seen 'em?</br> OP Ever thought of reading erotica? It stimulates the imagination, and you can put yourself in the situation in your mind instead of looking at a photo. Not to mention most illegal shit can't be photographed and shared but erotica can. <br><br>It helps me and I am like a freight train to make cum, no guy can do it.</br></br> <br>get on backpage.com and advertise for a gangbang at a hotel, screen some men and arrange a date and time at a location near you, they'll deliver, video tape it and you'll fap material for a while</br> <br>if your tired of the fake stuff its time to go on the deep web and search for that type of stuff, usually there is illegal stuff on there like forced and abuse, the regular porn on regular sites is obviously all fake so you could get tor and find some .onion porn sites and you're set</br> <br>Babe, I still suggest reading erotic stories. I see if I can find a few I've liked.<br><br>I loved most of "A naive girl at Borisovo's pond" capter 1-3 by RussianGuy26's<br><br>"Schoolgirl slut" part 1 and 2 by jeffo822<br><br>Im male, so we might not like the same things.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>add me on kik</br> <br>One of the routes that you could take is audio porn. I will probably be booed for mentioning this website, but Reddit actually has an excellent board called "gonewildaudio". Besides that, I'd advise to use Google, for example with the keywords "face abuse blowjob". That result yields a couple of clips where porn actresses are actually not having fun and being deepthroated by force.</br> <br>mb actually get a gf and ask her for a handjob</br> Don't you have a partner OP? Ask him to rape you in the middle of the night. While you are asleep. Ask him to beat the shit out of you and cum inside you. That will give you material to fap to for months<br>I'd do it if my partner would ask</br> <br>see this is more what i was thinking but tbh i know nothing about deep web, how to access is it properly, all that jazz. Not to mention I'm on a shared computer and my boyfriend who is very much apt with proxys and all this (actually introduced me to the clover) doesn't exactly know or understand my need for these things. I know its shitty to hide stuff from him, but we have no other secrets, I'd like at least this one without being shamed for it.</br> <br>be my whore</br> <br> Being ashamed of what sexually arouses you. <br>You really are a girl.</br></br> <br><br><br>i've always fantasized about it. like....A LOT. even having my boyfriend act as a pimp to make sure i stay safe but its just not his style. like when we first started i asked him to slap me around a bit and he just couldn't do it. Like i have a hard time getting him to pull my hair even. I love the shit out of him but theres a darker side of me that he just would not understand. Which is why i turn to porn. <br>Like im getting wet just thinking about having getting used but realistically speaking, im too loyal to him to actually do that behind his back :/</br></br></br></br> <br>i dont have one but im considering making one for advice. one sec.</br> <br>you could always send msgs to people online and fantasize like that. It's not technically cheating.</br> <br>so greedy</br> <br>ight</br> <br>Summer is here</br> <br> being this far off the mark </br> <br>does your name start with a and last name begin with b</br> <br>yes my name is a b. how did you know?</br> <br>well fuck</br> <br>50% correct</br> OP where are you from? OP here, i made a Kik. Please hmu but only if you're really going to help. nunya345 <br>no it does not</br> <br>the deep south ;)</br> OP I would happily rough ride you, pull your hair, slap you till its stings, and creampie you multiple times. <br>Google these directors:<br><br>http://www.askmen.com/news/entertai<wbr>nment/what-is-porn-for-women-pionee<wbr>rs-of-feminist-porn-discuss-common-<wbr>fantasies-and-ethics.html</wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br></br> <br>OP here. i did not make a kik since my boyfriend checks my phone so i wont be doing that.</br> <br>looks like cancer. eww</br> <br>OP have you been through all of efukt? <br>Some quality content there in between the cancer</br></br> OP tell me you know c a <br>kek</br> <br>i have actually. Im a big fan of facial abuse. Good work they do. Tried to visit the website and BAM $$$$ so that kinda killed my vibe.</br> <br> bam <br> $$$$ <br>What do you mean OP?</br></br></br> <br>Have you tried the site with no mothers?</br> <br>interesting. will check this out. i hate paying for it though. feminist on the streets, rapist in the sheets.</br> <br>well they wanted my dollars to see full vids and i aint about that life. lose lose</br> Sounds like you need to click your man and get it over with. <br>Cuck you mean?</br> Get on snapchat and get off from anons watching you masturbate, while you're flooded with cocks. OP does name start with s <br>Nixe Leet get</br> <br>Make a snapchat and post it op, we can help you</br> srs OP is your name a b <br>and you go by m?</br> If your man won't give you what you want and satisfy you sexually then he really isn't your man is he <br>Meh, I never watched past the free stuff. Didn't know they charge for full clips.</br> Just go to xvideos.com a search for what you want. TBH OP you're getting advice from the wrong guys. I still come here because it's a staunch reminder of how far I've come. <br><br>You need to buckle down and use some self control. FFS, I still get tempted to just take the whip to homegirl's crib and smash behind my girl's back but basically you're allowing yourself to become degenerate until one day you're the pig on the spit in a seedy gangbang.<br><br>When you're sexually frustrated, take a hobby (yes get a fucking hobby) up that will give you something to vent your frustration on. Purge it out. <br><br><br>I did go behind my girl's back. Three times. Three fucking times I did it and even though she still has no clue, it eats at me inside. I love her so much but I allowed that sexual craving to make me do something terrible.<br><br>Don't do it OP. Stop asking these assholes who live in their basements jerking it to anime because all they'll do is feed this obviously insatiable desire. Make love to your boyfriend more. But GET A FUCKING HOBBY.<br><br> inb4 collective outrage </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>sounds like so much work. getting good angles of my pussy, like i havent shaved down there so id have to do that. plus watching videos on my phones while reading the snaps man idk. i'd get on cam, like cam girl style? but id need good content to get me off. not to mention if i go through the trouble of all that, i'd like to take donations. meh maybe i will one day...lead cam girl life in secret.</br> <br>patrizia donati?</br> <br>You are more than an hour late, buddy.</br> DL Tiny chat make a channel, see what happens. <span class="deadlink">>>62640714 <br>I tried, I couldn't figure out how the hell to get into the deep web. only got as far as downloading Tor then I didn't know where to go from there. And is all that deep web shit only downloadable? You can't just view?</br> SHOE ON HEAD <br>this was the realest. my boyfriend is perfect in all ways except for being rough in bed and not wanting me to be a cum bucket. Which is completely understandable. I am torn because ive been liking this sort of shit for forever. I used ares back in the day to find my taboo videos and yet now its a lot more complex. But that hasn't changed my tastes. Lately we've been fucking less because im 6 months pregnant and its kind of uncomfortable. So its made it worse I guess. I feel like if i can just find a way to get better videos, i can satisfy it and he'll never need to be bothered by it.</br> <br>Just take opiates. It completely gets rid of your sex drive. I only masturbate like once a month.</br> <br>pregnant with plans to breastfeed. otherwise i swear id be fucked up 24/7, i used to smoke hella pot before babies but i had a 4some back then so i dont think it did much to slow my sex drive</br> <br>nein</br> <br>You can't help but want what you want. If you deny your urges its just going to get worse. You need to find yourself an acceptable compromise without sacrificing your boyfriend. I'm afraid that it might already be too late. You already seem to have come to accept that he won't do the things that you want and are seeking to satisfy yourself elsewhere. At some point you're going to have to be honest with him about all your needs and if he still balks then you should say goodbye. The alternative is to remain unsatisfied and your sexuality stifled. Life is too short to not do the things you want.</br> <br> pregnant <br><br><br>this is my fetish...</br></br></br></br> <br>Pregnant pussy pic?</br> <br>its the same as a regular pussy, only hairier because my bump is in the way from getting to it and i already cut myself once trying.</br> <br>Still interested</br> <br>We still wanna see</br> <br>Also you cant have everything in life.<br><br>He might be the perfect partner. But just suck in bed which is possible to fix.</br></br></br> <br>i suppose. at the same time i feel as if we're at in impasse. Say he was into anal, and i wasn't. (not the case) but anal is a lot to ask from somebody who just doesn't like it. I feel like its the same. He's a footfag which i dont mind because hey free foot massages. I guess my point is, what IS a good middle ground in this case. You're right. I'll talk to him more. He is just too sweet and gentle to try to force sex on me. Its hard to picture him being otherwise. He is gone for work for a couple weeks but I will bring it up when he gets back. His absence is making it hard. Thanks though.</br> Are you sure it's not being knocked up that's making it worse? When I was preggo, I was incredibly horny, but my partner would barely touch me. Shit sucks. <br>Thats cause he's afraid he`ll poke out the baby's eye</br> i fuckin love pregnate its also my fantasy<br>so is hairy pussy.<br> please pussy / ass pic maybe this will turn you on like your have me diamond hard </br></br> <br>Try motherless</br> <br>This</br> <br>Then you just need to find yourself a dom. Alt . Com would be a good start</br> <br>it might be. He still wants it but I am physically not as capable as before. I'll orgasm with him but i still enjoy masturbating almost as much as sex. Like i get tired more easily so actual intercourse is losing its appeal. Makes sense? Like im horny, just...bigger/rounder? Which makes me not want to actually do the deed as much. its just a bad cycle.</br> post pussy please <br>I understand. I always wanted it, but being bigger and tired all the time made things difficult. Half the time I'd just sit with a Hitachi between my legs because it didn't involve moving lol</br> try throat fucking porn thats my favorite <br>im sorry to be this much of a fucking noob but what are you saying T__T</br> <br>what said<br><br>Would you show us your tummy?</br></br></br> be someones submissive and let them dominate you..<br> POST PUSSY/ASS PICTURE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD </br> <br>could try jacking it to pictures w/ words, but honestly if you cant form an image in your mind from reading you're probably autistic</br> This please <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>wasnt planning on it but i did get wet at the thought of posting so here it is, just an upskirt for shits</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Thank you</br> show ass please does the thought of all these guys jacking off to you turn you on? show us how horny you really are <br>For the love of all that is holy, lean back and show us that tight little pussy. Just imagine a big, hard cock cumming deep inside you.</br> <br>Don't get greedy, we didn't even have to ask for the tits.</br> <br>good idea lol</br> <br>No. She needs to click him. Can't you read silly anon lol</br> <br><br><br>dont listen to the summerfags, op</br></br></br> <br>Oh man... I'd suck on that for hours</br> <br>How wet are you OP?</br> <br>I recommend upping your game to . Here are some good threads for you to start out with:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Try imagining that stuff happening to you or to someone you know. That'll get you going pretty quickly, I bet.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>So, you get wet from the thought of being dominated. I bet a gangbang would suit you fine. Being fucked silly in your holes while your hair is pulled.</br> <br>This.<br>I fapped like 80 times a day, i only stoped for a week and i cam so much and so hard i only fap on Saturday.</br></br> <br>For fuck sake.</br> <br>Nice tits. I bet with your darker completion you have a nice looking asshole too.</br> <br>Op probably already knuckle deep in her pussy by now.</br> <br>'Facial abuse' 'rape hentai'</br> Fucked up /b/ threads Fucking bump Mion Games V105<br>http://strawpoll.me/4853696 - first strawpoll<br>http://strawpoll.me/4853698 - second one<br>please vote</br></br></br> <br> Not Rapist Kana </br> <br>I made it?</br> <br>I am not sure I do that...</br> <br>BEST FROG <br>E<br>S<br>T<br>.<br>F<br>R<br>O<br>G</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Fight with honor, everyone! <br>Its time to battle!</br> <br>Perfect.<br><br>()</br></br></br> <br> Implying Zun's drawing style isn't based </br> <br>Lets do this!</br> <br>Stop it...<br><br>I know two people at least.</br></br></br> <br>Hey there little girl. Why don't you go ask that Kana girl if you can show her your pudding?<br><br>It's okay if you don't understand what "pudding" means. She'll explain it to you.</br></br></br> <br>Sir Gengar</br> <br>In response to you asking what my name is<br><br>It's Gravesly.</br></br></br> <br>The freaky Touko girl</br> <br>Asui is pure! PURE!</br> <br>It's I am glad to see you comrade.</br> <br>Well I guess I'm that exception. What all does your stand do, by the way?</br> <br>I enjoy his smugness, but we all know ZUN is a music man, not a drawing man</br> <br>Come on babe! I swear I didn mean nuffin by it!<br><br><br>Sorry fella, there's already a RED Scout round 'ere.<br><br><br>But you are!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Fucking misclick, PLEASE use this image instead</br> <br>A huge yes to the first poll<br>Second poll, do it if you feel like it.</br></br> <br>leave best frog alone, piece of shit.</br> <br>YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY TONGUE</br> Aali? Hun~ oh, new thread<br><br><br>Also, she does not know what I know, so it will be useless to ask her later when she wakes up, just saying.<br>I'd talk to her in private about it, but she has no steam, so I'll just leave it be.</br></br></br></br> <br>No thanks. I know what the difference between puddin and pudding is, while you clearly don't.<br><br>Genocider Syo<br>Tahm Kench</br></br></br></br> <br>Something something not an entry thread</br> <br>Or people could just stop with that filthy shit.</br> <br><br>yay I'm a dumbass<br><br> Gengar </br></br></br></br> <br>They won't use either because there's already a roster.</br> <br><br>this isn't a roll thread bro</br></br> <br>That was supposed to be a joke, sorry dude I'm not her</br> <br>Well I'm glad to see you too... I can get your one or two word responses from the little Russian I do know but any sentence and I'm doomed.... I should ask Balalaika to teach me or yourself Lt.</br> <br>Let us begin!<br>Good luck to all of you..<br><br><br>Welcome back, Aali.<br><br><br>I see. I've been to Paris last year, and it was quite a lot of fun, I assure you..<br><br><br>I.. did notice you and Estellise on VIII-flan discussing about lewd outfits yesterday (lurk mode).<br><br><br> inbefore the Scout resists arrest, Elder Scrolls-style. <br><br><br>Today has been alright at the moment. Overcoming the heatwaves of this week, finishing off a lot of tasks to do.. At least I now have the time to catch up on the tournaments.<br><br>Yourself?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> I want to laugh at worst frog girl Eruka with Asui. <br>Just don't be a jackass.</br> <br>Good luck, Scorpion.</br> <br>Right in the feels</br> <br>heh</br> <br>That is mean, there is no such a thing as worst girl!</br> <br>Me too.</br> <br>Alright then. Hello Gravesly.<br><br>She's the tomboy looking girl, right?<br><br>And both of those things are weirdos. At least you're not a weird slug thing or a murderous Amish girl, so that's a plus.</br></br></br></br></br> Technical difficulties, wait a second.<br>(Can Paint.net memory leak?!)</br> <br>Oh. That's not very related to it though.</br> <br> Meh I went to work and the doctors today... That's about it.... </br> <br>You are right, Eruka lacks the atributes to even be seen as a girl.</br> <br>Just pop it into translate. I live in Iowa<br><br>-OOC Soviet</br></br></br> <br>Who are you by the way?</br> <br>It can if you fapped a lot yesterday</br> <br>*second waiting intensifies*</br> <br> OOC revy <br>I figured something tells me an actual Russian probably wouldn't rp as a Russian haha</br></br> <br>well damn</br> <br>No</br> <br>I'll tell you after you tell me who you are, Frogger.</br> <br>Hey... Revy... I'm thinking of asking a certain someone to Prom... What do you think?</br> <br>These will be helpful</br> <br>I just realised I forgot to enter this round...<br><br>Yes.<br><br>Asui Tsuyu future superhero!</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I've been gone for so long that I forgot how amazing I am.</br> <br>Why is this so heavy...?</br> <br> Kana gathers as much food as she can <br>ITS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!</br></br> <br>This someone being?<br> teasing it out of you </br></br> <br>Fucking sad for me...</br> all the good art is shipping <br>Kill me and remember me by my 5</br> <br>Silver Chariot is able to cut through anything<br><br> Sorry for the delayed reply </br></br></br> <br>But you are best frog girl.</br> <br>Oh, right.. Well anyhow, as a close friend of Ms. Estellise, I am still concerned about how she is doing, so.. that when I noticed you mentioned something of her. ..I'm not asking you what is it, since I'd rather let you two be comfortable with it.<br><br><br> I see.. Doctors? 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Just post faggot trips Trips Time! /paulina.paupau.7106<br><br>She is online now<br>Hard security settings</br></br></br> <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=mkA<wbr>qK4YW474</wbr> [ ]</br></br> BUMB FOR MAMÃE IM MAMÃE Trips pls <br>This motherfucker</br> <br>Bump</br> Roll <br>Post convo for full noodz</br> <br>Post more pleaseeeeeeee</br> <br><br>Her ask<br>https://ask.fm/PaulinaPaupau7106</br></br></br> Rollz Rell Dude just give us the thing rollin here everyone has her nudes, give us the dox info REll <br>Checked</br> <br>nice whore</br> whats ya kik Give me her fb <br>ppjj11</br> <br> i have stuff to share, but i dont come here to share it, I come for the shallow satisfaction of having a bunch of strangers post on my thread salivating for my stuff <br><br><br>OP. Let's be honest. You're a profoundly sad, narcissistic and shallow person, aren't you?</br></br></br></br> roll Trip here! Roll tits?? reroll ITT: Guns you would trust with your life <br>Well. It's solid mahogany grip. It's still a good classic weapon. Dont know what u got? Rubberband gun?</br> <br>oil your fucking gun, Motabo.</br> <br>You have any idea what it's like in 80% of the US? We have so many guns and so much ammo you could take your pick with a few diffferent rounds easily. .30-06, .308, 7.62x39, 5.56, .22, .30-30, 7.62x54r, .30win mag, .338 win mag. Urban warfare lol kill yourself</br> trips gets her fb, quads gets nudes and videos. <br>shes cute</br> <br>agreed</br> Fuck you <br>why</br> <br>Who is she?</br> <br>girl i went to hs with that had her nudes leaked</br> bumpping with crying girl <br>whoopidie whopodoo fuck you all lads<br>i have the balls i have the quads</br></br> Rolling <br><br>and we're rolling</br></br> <br>there worth it</br> <br> there <br>confirmed faggot</br></br> <br>rolling for quads</br> <br>Rolling</br> Want trips? <br>999 get</br> Trips would be nice let's try <br>6666 get</br> <br>anyone say blackmail?</br> fb 6666 <br>nice this is a flashback</br> 6666 get? Man is only I could get quads <br>el juego acaba de perder</br> Cum on me trips pls <br><br>выйти здесь испанский ублюдок</br></br> Quads quads quads quads gib to me <br>quads or trips will be rolled</br> Want quads? Too bad it's time Roll come on <br>I am a sQUADron hawk</br> Fuck come on almost! <br>She's fucking disgusting.</br> <br>quaand</br> <br>fuck you</br> Rollin shit!!!!! Quadding Trips Roll <br>turn around those nines and you have a nigger</br> first trips <br>888 get</br> I am Tripping Poo <br>999 or 000 get</br> Rollin Trips get RAOLL Roll roll 999 Just get <br>this fucking image.. my sides are finished.</br> <br>got anymore?</br> Rollin <br>222 biatches i am gesus</br> 222 get Roll <br>Winrarrrr</br> Rollin Roll for decent ass pic. <br>hooray he is gesus. our savior</br> <br>trips</br> <br><br>Winrar</br></br> OP won't deliver <br>No point, but check my quads</br> <br>winrar</br> <br>Cmon OP deliver</br> Roll <br>obey to gesus OP or burn in hell and become gay with niggersatan</br> <br>that one was from recent, these <br><br><br>with blonde hair are when she was 18. which do u want more of? also got gross reccent nudes of her friend, pic related. she got way gross snese tho</br></br></br></br> roll OP BETTER DELIVER Rolllll <br>praise gesus.</br> <br>YES OP OBEY TO GESUS, OUR SAVIOR</br> <br>fb/meghan.campbell.587</br> rolling for nudes, c'mon RNG! <br>Curly hair = probable psycho</br> <br>7777 GET</br> Quads? <br>WE NEED GESUS IN HERE</br> Roll <br>She can be my new secretary.</br> I have massive quadriceps check em! Fuck where were you gesus we need those quads <br>epic fail</br> <br>8888 getts</br> Check em <br>rofl, not even close</br> Gesus come in to my quads! 7 7 7 7 get! Roll Moot bless me with quads <br>I heard she blew 20 guys in a row. No vids unfortunately.</br> get(3333); QUADrophenia Come on OP be cool man just post it <br>That figures. Can't trust 'em.</br> <br>the best kind anon</br> <br>i second that!</br> <br>8888 sQUADron hawk get</br> You are all skrubs Plz quadz <br>niggers simply must die</br> Green text pls.<br>FIRST GAY EXPERIENCE</br> wrong hole <br>The end</br> it was kinda like this connected a man (over 40) via internet <br> he picked me up <br> drove to the next forest <br> had to suck his dick, lick his balls <br> afterwards he fucked me without rubber </br></br></br></br> <br>more?</br> raped by uncle <br> be gay <br> rape nephew </br></br> The end browse b <br> See this thread. <br>Thats it, FAGGOT.</br></br> started a trip for 3 months to usa <br> living in a housing for lationamerican ppl employees <br> had a lot of friends <br> met a Uruguayan boy <br> fucking cute motherfucker model <br> went with all friends to another housing party (including this boy) <br> drink a lot <br> he asked me if im gay <br> said idk and then leave there drunk <br> he entered in our friends circle <br> smoke weed every fucking day in the housing with him and friends <br> everyday when we finish smoking till 3 am i usually go to his room <br> for the first times we shared a beautiful conversation <br> 3 weeks later a Argentinian friend come to the Uruguayan room while we were talking <br> the motherfucker argentinian had coke <br> smoked weed and coke till 8am <br> argentinian boy leaves the room <br> le sexy time </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be me <br> about 16 <br> spend night at friends <br> small bed and it's around 2 or 3 am <br> we say fuck it <br> sleep in same bed <br> fall asleep facing away from eachother <br> wake up his arm Is over me and he's against me <br> scoot back on him to get comfortable and se if he's awake <br> feel him start to get hard <br> subtledryhumping.jpg <br> stay like that after awhile and fall back asleep <br> morning time <br> act like it never happened </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>I had a similar first gay experience, but it was like 6 years ago. Summerfag.</br></br> <br>thats distressingly fucking hot<br>if only it lead to something</br></br> <br>Yea I wish it did too anon, fap a lot to that day</br> bump be me <br> playing competitive vidya <br> devs dont give two tit so i teams / comp scene has to develop third party <br> have to manually sign up for a team <br> compete in seasons <br> im drafted as a support class onto some shitty team ran by a chink fuck who i hate to this day <br> lliterally the biggest asshole clownfuck ive had the displeasure of having to cooperate with <br> another dude on team tho <br> voice of angel <br> weeb <br> asian (but that dark skin) <br> wasn't too hot then but NOW <br> frequently have wet dreams about him <br> i have wacky fucking fetishes involving food so <br> most wet dreams pertinent to that <br> for about two months str8 cum buckets in dreams <br> dick gets hard and brain gets a-fluttery any time i hear this guy talk <br> he is literally clueless <br> i try and hint that maybe we should chill sometime <br> he is not understanding me <br> like not even getting what im suggesting <br> to hang out, even <br> im too much of a beta to explain <br> i will never not want to fuck this dude <br><br>pic related, >mfw he's told me his catholic</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> my first gayment was like most yaoi fanfiction <br>Thats kinda cute in a pathetic way</br> Was roofied, and then raped by a tranny when I underaged. Fucked me up nice and good for a while. <br>wow thanks<br>i tell this to people sometimes<br>but its never pathetic enough to garner a sympathy bone</br></br></br> Cousin molested me. <br> mfw when I'll never have a cute "first time" story </br> <br>I'm going to need pics to see your tastes tho</br> <br> browse 4chan <br> go on b <br> start thread <br> instant faggot </br></br></br></br> <br>pics of the guy because holy shit no im pretty sure he browses here<br>i can give you a general taste thing tho if u like, someone i find hot or something</br></br> <br>nope gonna need pics, I doubt he's on at 8 am</br> <br>Any more stories??</br> be me 16 <br> be walking in the woods on the way back from high school <br> be approached by young guy, never done anything gay before <br> he asked me if I had a light, then chatted a bit while walking with me - asked me if i was bi <br> i said - no. <br> he said sometimes he sees old guys in the woods around who show their dicks to people <br> i said, if I ever had any trouble with them I'd just hit them in the face <br> he says, ok bye, and walks off <br><br>Jerked off later thinking about it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> me and stepbrother probably 13-14 <br> playing in pillow fort at night <br> typical show and tell stuff <br> happens a few more times before escalating <br> eventually handjobs lead to blowjobs <br> he's all teeth... <br> I try <br> moaning like a bitch <br> do it a few more times but not consistent. <br> year or so later friend is over <br> watching a movie <br> nudity <br> suddenly start talking sex <br> feel comfortable, tell him what I've done <br> He is interested <br> take it slow <br> holyfuckhewasborntosuck <br> this goes on until we are 19-20 <br> has escalated to full on fucking and sucking any chance <br> I dint even remember why we stopped being friends <br> still dream of his mouth </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be me <br> 25 <br> not a faggot <br> don't suck dicks for money like OP <br> don't shove shit up my ass for fun <br> le end </br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hot as fuck anon<br><br>Must have been good times</br></br></br> <br>here's an earlier image before he got a bit hotter and stopped being a super weeb</br> <br>bumping before starting</br> <br>similar story for me<br> be 17, walking through the woods <br> saw guy, followed my gay urges - tried to clumsily propose him some unprotected sex in the woods by asking about his sexual orientation without mentioning the term 'full on homo'. <br> tell him about the old guys i suck off sometimes, so it makes me seem a more attractive catch <br> he responds in a violent and partially psychotic way <br> i decide it isn't worth the risk, and I need to change my plastic lined underwear anyway <br> leave <br><br>Jerked off later thinking about it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>circle of life</br> <br>not my cup of tea</br> <br>i have a tale just like that<br> be old man <br> be in woods with other old men <br> occasionally show my dick to people <br> young guy passes by sometimes and stares at my dick <br> tell him to suck it and call him a faggot <br> to my surprise, he does <br> keep an eye out for him in future <br> saw him walking with another young guy once for a minute or two, then he left <br><br>Jerked off later thinking about it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hot</br> Rollin Be me <br> 14 yo <br> Highschool, in art class <br> A fat, long haired blond kid walks to me <br> We'll call him Michael <br> Michael says "Hey, Anon, show me your dick" <br> nope.jpg <br> "C'mon, Anon... You know you want it..." <br> Yep, I wanted it, so I show my cock <br> He wants to touch it under the table <br> He jerks me <br> "Anon, now YOU masturbate ME" <br> Fuck <br> I do it <br> About 5 mins later, Michael wants to suck my penis <br> -But, Michael-kun, the teacher will see us <br> "It's OK" <br> -It isn't <br><br>This continues for two months. He never sucked my dick.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Be 18 horny male. <br> Previously joined chat rooms and talked with other tops about my fantasies about being bottom. <br> Always talking about one day meeting and fucking, but never come to something serious, until one day... <br> "Give me a call, so we can arrange a meeting" <br> Couple hours later. <br> I'm on his car going to his home. <br> On the way, we buy condoms, and I keep staring at some guys playing basketball. <br> "Hey, anon, do you like them? Do you want one of them joining us?" <br> I blush. <br> Once into his apartment, I casually walk to take a look around the place. I noticed on a mirror he was staring at my ass. <br> I wiggle a bit to tease him. <br> He immediately grabbed my hips and began rubbing his hard cock against my ass. <br> He pushed me into the bedroom, where he took me by the shoulders and made me kneel in front of him. <br> I didn't know what to do at first, until he unzipped his pants and let his cock free in front of me. <br><br>cont...</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> My first gay experience<br><br> Meet hamplanet stereotypical gay at work <br> Spherical humanoid, 6"0', blond, sparse, slightly balding hair, blue eyes, 35 years old but acts like a dumb 19 year old girl <br> Acts friendly, hang out from time to time <br> Insists on paying for every outing - dinner, lunch, etc. <br> Reject most offers, however, accept once or twice <br> Queer satellite offers to pay for my birthday dinner, fails to do so and the charge ends up going to a different work colleague <br> Other colleague brings it up weeks later, asking me for money <br> Embarrassed, pay for it as soon as I can <br> Fat queer makes it about him, acts shitty in the middle of the office saying, "YOU NEVER ACCEPT MY GENEROSITY!", even though I told this fat idiot the night prior that I would pay for it <br> Makes a huge deal about his fuck up expecting me to apologize, like a needy girlfriend <br> Get annoyed with this fag and tell him to grow up <br> Faggot quits work soon anyway, blocked number, never heard from again <br> Most annoying fag I've ever met </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> 17 <br> hanging around at skatepark, also used as gathering area for alternative types <br> friend introduces me to Jesse <br> Jesse is cute as fuck <br> 16, emo, black hair, kinda pale, tasty pink lips <br> dat ass <br> stopitboner.jpg <br> try to shake thoughts from head <br> get on really well, start hanging round together for a few weeks <br> head back to his one day <br> starts pouring down <br> get comfy in his house <br> got the heavy metal on, rockin man. <br> talking about girls <br> hes not enjoying it <br> starts talking about boys <br> kinda lost <br> asks me if I've tried boys <br> "Nah I'm not gay." <br> "Experimenting isnt gay anon......Woouuuld you like to try it? I wont tell anyone and we're the only ones who will know" <br> silence <br> Brain trying to think, heart saying yes, dick saying DO IT FAGGOT!!!!! <br> "Okay" <br> his eyes light up <br> rapeface intensifies <br> leans in for a kiss <br> lips less than one inch apart <br> he goes full sexual assault <br> pounces <br> lips lock <br> tongue down my throat <br> pushing me onto my back <br> chewing my face off <br> "glffffffffblib" <br> hes really good, smells and feels real good too <br> can feel those girly hips under his top <br> holyshitbonerstopitrightnow.jpg <br> lying there accepting my fate, gonna choke to death on tongue and spit and gayboness <br> Jesse pulls away, smiling <br> wiping away the spit from my mouth <br> "Anon....did you like that?" <br> stunned <br> "Y-yes" <br> "Wanna do it again?" <br> "Yes!" <br> mfw thinking "Welp. I'm gay now!" </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Did you also fuck after that?</br> me <br> 21 <br> guys in apartment across hall having a martini party <br> invited. . Sounds like fun <br> show up on time <br> their gay friends show up <br> party host gets call <br> issue at work everyone go home <br> drinking for 2hrs <br> most people leave <br> gay people lingering cuz buzzed <br> decide to do neighbor a solid and move remaining guests to my apartment <br> music drinks <br> my party just as lame <br> almost everyone leaves <br> dancing with older gay couple <br> music on TV turns to porno <br> gay guy rubs cock thru pants <br> wtf <br> gay guy rubs his partners cock thru pants <br> gay guy begs to see my cock <br>"Just want to see it anon"<br> bust it out cuz buzzed <br> they leave after the older one watches the younger one try to suck me off <br> mfw dude is choking himself with my dick and I'm just not getting off </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Have to go to work soon, but i have a few stories of my brother and i. Not sure if thats weird, not sure if im even gay <br>Go for it man, incest is hot af</br> <br> I began licking and kissing softly his cock. <br> He breaths slightly, and pushes his dick into my mouth. <br> I began sucking and letting him to take control. <br> After a few minutes of him fucking my mouth, he takes out his cock and rolls me over the edge of the bed. <br> My pants goes down. <br> His cock goes in. <br> It hurts like a bitch, I actually screamed. <br> He let me take a moment, before trying again, but this time he manages to go all the way inside in. <br> He pounded my ass over the edge, while taking my shirt out. We moved into the bed, where we did it doggie style. <br> My legs on her shoulders and finally me riding him. <br> At the end, he took his cock out of me, and ask me to kneel down. I closed my eyes and gave him a blowjob again. <br> Keep going on and on for longer than the first time. <br> Feel his penis pulsating and trembling, heard his moaning. <br> (Is he about to c...) Feel something liquid, hot and with a salty taste into my mouth (Yup, he's coming on my mouth) <br> I stood still and let his cock go flaccid inside my mouth, tasting the sperm from another male on my mouth for the first time. <br> When he finally moved back and let his cock leave me, I opened my eyes. <br> He had his cellphone on his hand, pointing at me. <br> To this day, I'm not sure what the hell happened inside me, but I found it so hot, that I smiled at him and let him took another pic. <br> Some time later, he showed me pics of the blowjob I gave him on the end. <br><br>We meet a couple times after that. I also meet some of his friends, but that's another story.<br><br>Unless someone is interested on reading it...</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> I'm on his car <br>Were you tied down correctly?</br></br> <br>Kekd</br> <br>Go for it</br> I watched batman with christian bale in it.<br><br>Gayest moment of my life.</br></br> <br>I never said a smart male I was. In retrospective, I'm so fucking lucky I didn't end found dead on some alley, or be working as sex slave on another country.</br> <br>We cuddled and kissed for the rest of the day but after a couple of weeks dating in secret we had sex<br><br>It was pretty fuckin awesome</br></br></br> <br>go on</br> be like 10 <br> before the pubes <br> at friend's birthday sleepover <br> stay up late with kid I didn't really know <br> we hit it off tho playing vidya till everyone else fell asleep <br> everyone on the floor sleeping in there sleeping bags like little faggots <br> "hey anon come here I want to try something." <br> goes behind this big couch <br> "have you ever touched dicks before" <br> "FUCK NO DUDE THATS GAY" <br> "it's not gay dude! Gay is putting it in the ass" <br> fight him about it but eventually give in to curiosity <br> he's cute fag already rock hard while I'm uncut soft and nervous <br> "pull back your skin, anon" <br> start to get hard looking at him <br> he pushes his tip against mine <br> feelsREALLYgoodman.jpeg <br> poke and rub around for awhile <br> "idk anon what is gay?" <br> "idk" <br> "I don't think sucking is really gay" <br> "yeah I guess" <br> not really sure what is going to happen or what to think so I just stand there feeling his cock on mine <br><br>Cont</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br> cute <br><br>I meant cut but w/e he was cute and grew up cute too</br></br></br></br> <br> be tree in a forest <br> see bunch of guys talking about dicks <br> see old man getting sucked <br> see faggot spill his pasta to another fag <br><br>spread pollen in spring thinking about it</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Alright, not gonna greentext cause im on my phone but here goes nothing. <br><br>Be the youngest out of the 3, having brother 4 years older and sister 2yrs. Sister and brother used to share room when i was still a baby but eventually i switched with my sister. (Sis tells me a long time after that they used to experiment but not going into that). We have bunk beds, brother on bottom while i use top. Not sure when it happened the first time so it started before i can remember i guess. First memory was when mom went on leave for work. Used to snuggling before i fall asleep with her so im crying at night and brother tells me its ok and i can come snuggle down with him if i want.<br><br>Cont.?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>DO IT CONTINUE</br> be 8 <br> ridding my bike around the streets with local boii <br> a man walkes out of house <br> passed the house all the time first time seeing anyone in it <br> man looking no older then 30 <br> hey kids blablabla <br> you kids look cute <br> says i look like some cricket player <br> cricketsForAutists.pdf <br> says he has games inside <br> me fuck yea i love vidya <br> friend goes home (i should of done the same) <br> go inside <br> has xbox with halo ce <br> play for ages, he touches me and junk <br> he eventually gets me to sit on his lap <br> asked me if i know what sex it <br> of course i do (internet) <br> asked me if i have ever has sex with my friend that went home <br> YouCantHaveSexWithDudes.pub <br> yes you cant its normal to do that he says <br> confused <br> he is feeling my my thighs and legs </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Definitely cont</br> <br> askes if iv ever seen another dick befor <br> nope <br> stands me up and pulls his cock out <br> says it has to be hard to feel good just like sex with a girl <br> tells me to hold his cock <br> dont know what im doing but ok <br> my soft 8 year old had touches his cock <br> his dick grows huge <br> tells me to take my clothes off <br> i just wanted to play halo but ok <br> take off my shorts and T-shirt <br> nothing but red undies <br> he grabs my undies and pulls them to the floor <br> baby cock it real <br> he asked me to turn around so he can see all of me <br> your the cutest boy iv ever seen anon <br> tells me to rub his cock <br> he loves it <br> imokwiththis.ini <br> tells me to put my mouth on it <br> i put it against my face not knowing what to do <br> tells me to suck on it like a ice cream <br> he loves it <br> im injoying it <br> he blowes in my mouth <br> spit it out cuz tastes bad <br> he touches me on the face says good job <br> gave me $20 and helped me put my clothes back on <br> fuck yea $20 <br> leave <br> i go to his house every once and a while <br> keeps give me $20 every time <br> fuck yea <br> one day i noticed the police at his house <br> never said a thing to anyone <br> and that when i first sucked dick for money <br> now im openly bi and often hook up with men for money </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be 25 <br> 2 gfs previously <br> bro is 20 <br> bro's mates visit for beer etc <br> some of them are gay idgaf <br> but one is delicious and now I am bi. oh well. <br> he is a cub who likes what I like (drugs and blowjobs) and I am sure he is putty in my hands. He really seems to like me. <br> laughingfriends8bit.gif <br> "anon you are hot wanna hook up?" <br> ok but you gotta be bottom <br> things are good, angry parent problems but I am stubborn <br> 3 months later things are still good <br> "anon can we switch I wanna stick it in your butt" <br> I start to talk, but he doesn't hear the words <br> he knows it's a breakup <br> tried to barricade me in his room, starts screaming about how I owe him <br> run like a nigger <br> not looking back <br><br>Now that I know the amount of drama one gay can hold inside, I have new-found fear. I have done better since then.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> all butterflys and shit <br> he gets that I have no idea what to do so he starts off <br> goes on his knees and licks my shaft and head like a lollipop <br> never felt anything like it <br> never even jerked off before <br> puts my head in his mouth circling it with his tongue while jerking <br> woaaaandjdbsizbsskdjsjd.webm <br> felt like heaven <br> time goes by and he's still sucking <br> I can tell he's getting impacient because he's jerking harder <br> start to climax but freak out cuz I didn't know what was happening <br> "stop I feel weird" <br> "is it good weird?" <br> "...yeah" <br> "let it happen. trust me" <br> jerks hard and fast and I blow the clear load all over his hand and arm <br> feel like I'm going to black out for some reason <br> sit down and catch my breath <br> "did you like that?" <br> "fuck yeah! What happened?" <br> "haha you came" <br> trying not to sound stupid "oh.. Yeah... Okay" <br> "do you want to cum?" I say which made my butterflys come back <br> "yeeesss" <br><br>Cont</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'll give ya £2.50 to give you a hard dry kancho while naked.<br><br>gif related</br></br></br> <br>Denny?</br> <br>Shit gets crazy. Forgot to mention he was about 2 years older and already hit puberty <br><br> get on my knees and grab the base with my index and thumb and jerk like an idiot <br> "use your whole hand anon" <br> feeling stupid and really nervous I say "tell me what to do" <br> "grab it hard and do what I did <br> try to mimic what he did with my tongue and hands <br> I can tell he's really enjoying it <br> starts to kind of hump a little <br> "take it deeper in your mouth" <br> let it slide back till I gag <br> he pulls back and lets me take it back again <br> can fit most of his cock in <br> "oohhhhh anon do it faster" he moans <br> do it as fast as he can <br> a few minutes go by maybe and I feel his cock shake and his legs tremble <br> he cums hot buckets in my mouth without warning <br> freak out and spit it on the carpet <br><br>Some time passes and I figured out my good friend had also done this with him. We get together and watch porn and shit. We eventually had a 3 way which was amazing. These two guys are the reason I'm a cum slut bottom whore now. I love it</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>10/10</br> <br><br> Some weeks later. <br> After fucking, we were watching some film on tv. <br> "Anon, there's a party on the next block, wanna come?" <br> Go with him, he introduce me as some friend from work. <br> I meet his neighbours (some of them looked me down, I suppose they already knew, or at least suspected about our relationship), and couple of his friends. <br> This hunk guy seems familiar. I stare at him through the party. <br> "Hey, so how did you meet (top)?" <br> "Huh... at work, yeah, I'm... ah, a messenger, half time" (Actually was a neet) <br> "You seem familiar, I think I saw you before... have you appeared on some newspaper, or something?" <br> "Huh, no, never, why?" <br> "I'm pretty sure I was you on some pictures before". <br><br> (Son of a bitch, does he had shared this pics with someone else?) <br><br> Some booze later... (Well, he's not bad looking)... some more booze... (Actually, maybe he was interested in me, if he saw the pics and he's trying to hook me... I wonder...) <br><br> "Hey, friend, about those pics... don't you mean the pics of me and top?" <br> "I don't think so, but I'll ask him to show me, maybe I saw you on myspace or something" <br> Have to go to the bathroom. <br><br> When I come back, I saw them together. <br> They chat for a bit. <br> Top stares at me, and pulls out his cellphone. <br> Friend watches the pics and then looks at me. <br> Both smile and keep chatting. <br><br> Later that night, top told me he had to leave. <br> I follow him. <br> Friend join us on the way out. <br> We chat while we walk. Football, gossip, working, etc. <br> "So, anon, did you like the cock?" <br> "Don't be shy, he saw you. I never imagined you would like to share the pics." <br> "Because I like boys with tight asses like yours" <br><br> Back to top's apartment. <br> They both sit on the couch, and put some porn on tv. <br> I already know my job, I didn't even bothered to sit along with them. <br> I serve them a drink, and kneel down to suck their cocks. <br> Both were similar on size. <br> Friend stands up next to me as I'm blowing top. <br>cont...</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> tfw you will never experience qt emo boy </br> be 13 <br> hanging around with two 10 and 12yo brothers <br> younger liked to touch my dick <br> my uncut dick is going to be wet <br> looking for a save place to do it <br> go to forest <br> younger brother immediately but his pants down <br> dick was small, uncut, hard as fuck, no pubes <br> sucked both brothers at the same time <br> younger said: "finally" <br> they sucked my cock <br> but my jacked on the ground <br> rubbed our cocks together <br> next day <br> bell rings <br> both brothers in front if my door <br> older already had a tent in his trousers <br> said i have to do homework </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>yes please</br> <br>yesssss</br> <br>is worth</br> 29 years old <br><br> Threesome with my friend and her boyfriend <br><br> (She and I had already fucked lots) <br><br> He and I sucked each others cocks till we both filled each other's mouths with hot jizz <br><br> He had a thick Latin choad <br><br> Couldn't get it up to fuck his ass though, unfortunately <br><br> Would love more man-meat but my current girlfriend won't share </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Is that yours?</br> <br> He removed my pants, and I feel his hands groping my ass, his middle finger massaging around my hole. <br> Suddenly one finger goes inside. <br> He keeps massaging inside me. <br> I stop blowing top for a moment to enjoy the feeling. <br> In return, tops took me by the hair and pushed his cock inside my mouth again. <br> Now is two fingers, but top is holding my head, so couldn't moan or protest. <br> "He's ready, top". <br> Friend put his hands on my hips and shoved his cock inside me in a single, slow and firm thrust. <br> Top told me my eyes rolled white as he did that. <br> I go back to suck top while friend fucks me on the ass. <br> Eventually, top stands up next to friends, and they both take turns to fuck my ass. <br> I keep moaning every time I felt one of them coming in back again. <br> As friend keep fucking me, he gave me a spank. <br> I screamed softly, but it sound more like a meek moan. <br> "Oh, so you like that?" Friend spank me again, before top taking his turn once again. <br> While top is fucking me, friend goes back to the front so I can blow him again. <br> Top moves faster and cums on my ass. <br> Friend isn't sure if he wants to unload on my mouth of my ass. <br> "My mouth (suck), I want to taste (lick) taste your sperm (deep throat)" <br> He does come on my mouth. <br> I fucking love the taste. It was sweeter, although the amount was larger. <br><br> We go to bed. <br> Next morning, I awake them by giving them a blowjob. <br> First top filled me with my legs on his shoulders. He told me, the clear view of me blowing his friend in front of him was so exciting, he couldn't hold it. <br> His friend sure took his time, doing it doggie style, legs on shoulder, and me bottom up, so if I wanted, I could get a self-facial. <br> I didn't. <br> He told me what I was missing, so he told me to kneel down. <br> He jerked in front of me, and let his sperm land on my face. <br> Top once again took pics of me with the face covered in sperm. <br><br>We took a quick lunch and said bye to each other.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>They are the best. Problem is the age thing.</br> <br>got more?</br> <br>CUM and get ya money big boy. Imma do quick kanchos rapid fire</br> <br><br>Sadly no.<br><br>My slimline model is proven pretty effective though.</br></br></br></br> None <br>Share please !</br> never had a gay experience but have somewhat related story:<br> be me <br> be 15 at the time <br> one day invited by old friend to go to his holiday house <br> says friends will be there <br> think fuck it <br> go <br> turns out all the boys are in the same room <br> 2 bunk beds <br> fucking raced for that dank top bunk <br> come nighttime <br> start having typical deep night teen talk <br> who is hot and would fuck etc <br> start talking about porn <br> then masturbation <br> turns out three others are horny <br> me just reading game of thrones or some shit <br> they ask if they want to circle jerk <br> nope.jpg <br> other three start <br> mfw shh trying to see if ned stark dies <br> they all start blowing each other on bunk below me <br> mfw wish i chose other bunk </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hot af</br> <br><br>Gay experience? Like when I was 16 and I sucked my friend's dick and took him in my ass on the couch while he jerked me off onto the floor? That kind of gay experience?</br></br> <br> be 8 <br><br>no thanks</br></br></br> be me <br> be very young <br> know this nigger who used to be my neighbor <br> we were buds, used to ride bikes and shit <br> be less young, but still young <br> tells me about how babies are made <br> I don't believe him <br> sleepover time <br> shows me his 6inch throbbing cock <br> show mine to him, we compare sizes <br> he shows me what the pussy does on the cock w/ his hand <br> feels good man <br> we go to bed like good boys <br> he is asleep <br> I stroke his black cock in till it's hard <br> start jacking him off <br> hand feels warm, spit on it <br> easier to jack off all of a sudden <br> suck his cock then jack him off <br> get scared by the stuff that comes out, but I eat it <br> he woke up and did the same to me <br> 7 years later, after I visit after moving away <br> he asks me if I remember that <br> I say no <br><br>Did I drop the ball anons? Sorry if shitpost, first greentext.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Be 2 weeks ago <br> At the bar <br> A guy clearly gay comes over <br> Askes if im gay <br> says im pretty curious about it <br> We go into the next room cause i dont want people to see me with him <br> He askes if he can suck my cock <br> sure why not <br> He starts sucking my dick in the club <br> Tell him he has to stop in case people are watching <br> We have to get out of here <br> His place is not far away <br> Go to his place and starts undressing <br> He sucks my dick <br> i sucks his <br> Asked if i wanted to fuck him <br> i said no <br> Things got creepier and creepier <br> had a guy around my dick <br> told him i couldnt do this <br> He asked if i could make him cum <br> Didn't want to be ungrateful <br> Sucked his dick for 2 min until he came <br> Found out im not gay or bi <br> Im just a very horny guy <br> The End </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> 17 <br> start college <br> first day <br> get talking to little fruity that sits next to me <br> animefag but chill as fuck and likes his vidya <br> knows about WW2 and tanks through some anime about tanks and shit, love WW2 so hes already a cool guy <br> hes cute as fuck, pale blonde <br> hang out a lot together <br> realise my feelings for him are pretty strong <br> take him for a meal in town after college <br> invites me back to his <br> wut? <br> head back to his, caught in the rain <br> he gets changed into PJs cause he got soaked in the rain, PJs are tshirt and underwear <br> holy shit he looks good <br> sitting in wet boxers and soaking jeans trying to hide boner <br> playing vidya and watching tv <br> later that night <br> going to head home <br> offers to walk me to bus stop <br> refuse cause he'll get wet <br> sees me to the front door <br> say goodbye <br> kiss for few minutes <br> smiling, gives me big hug <br> leave <br> stand outside his house <br> walk back in <br> grab <br> chew his face off, run hands over his body <br> kissing and kissing <br> pull away <br> cuddle <br> slide hands down to his peachy little butt <br> squeezing and fondling and groping those buttcheeks <br> "Uh! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooohhhhhhhh Anon....You're bad but I like it" <br> Tell him I best go <br> kiss him again <br> leave <br> rub his leg and hand under the desk the next day while in class </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>fake af</br> looking at pic like that :D Well, looks like it's up to me<br><br> be 16 <br> be curious but define myself stright <br> texting with a girl friend of mine one night <br> she send me audio of her talking and hear a boy talking with her <br> i ask who is it <br> she say he's her friend <br> he looks ok, i ask his number for talk <br> discover he's bisexual <br> i'm interested for some paranormal reason <br> we start talking <br> we text everyday for a month <br> i start to like him <br> we plan to see <br> take a train, spend over 100 buck for seeing him <br> arrive to the station, he smile, i smile <br> we hug, then kiss <br> we go to his house <br> fuckingmakeout.jpg <br> he sucks me to death <br> i jerkoff him out <br> he convince me to blow him <br> fucking exiting <br> i stay to him for a week <br> next month we engage <br><br>He left me 2 month ago, i plan to go to see him again soon, i hope for the best</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>fuckin hell</br> Do lesbians count? <br>If so i'll share my les story.</br> <br>kek'd</br> <br>I like to imagine hes squeezing his cock so no air will escape out the urethra then hes going to blow him up like a balloon</br> <br>what the fuck<br><br>kind of hot but what the fuck</br></br></br> <br>idk man I just saw the mouth and the hand and thought "hes blowing him up like a balloon</br> Always considered myself straight <br> Never ever thought about men, even in passing <br> One day I'm jerking it and I found a video with an unassuming title <br> Apparently it was some jack off encouragement video with a "surprise" ending <br> The whole time the chick in the video was saying typical stuff about you jerking off for her, not really dominance or humiliation type stuff though <br> As she starts counting down toward the end she reaches one and then a bunch of gay porn and dick pictures start flashing on the screen <br> It was too late, I was already cumming <br> I felt fucking horrible, but at the same time I couldn't think about the fact that I just came to dicks <br> Slowly over a few weeks I started looking at more femdom stuff, mainly pictures of dicks with captions about sucking them <br> Finally I posted an ad on Craigslist <br> Within minutes I got a response and the dude was like 10 minutes away staying in a hotel for the weekend, he wanted a blowjob <br> I was nervous as hell but I went and figured it would be like 10-15 minutes, he'd get off, I'd leave and from there I would either like it or I wouldn't <br> It turned in to some 35 minute long thing with him face fucking me and gagging me, honestly a terrible experience but I was too betamax to tell him to stop or tell him I wanted to leave <br> He came all over my face and pretty much told me to clean up and leave <br> It was a horrible experience and I felt like shit <br> I didn't watch femdom, look at pictures, or anything for a few months after, never had thoughts about dicks or anything <br> Currently I've gotten back in to it a little, mostly looking at dick pictures here and there <br> Also been thinking about making some makeshift gloryhole apparatus for my house and trying to get ass fucked because I'm too shy to do anything face to face or even just with lights off </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> saw this thread </br> <br>Moar</br> <br>but y is that hot<br>im mad that its hot</br></br> <br> be me <br> be 17 (1998l <br> Get high with gay friend <br> so fucking horny <br> asks if I want to put on porn <br> yaspleaz.ISO <br> straight porn from mid 90's on VHS, chicks with bit tits <br> my favorite <br> after a few minutes asks if I want him to blow me <br> no, that's gay <br> are you sure anon? <br> yes, suck my dick I'm so horny my boner hurts <br> watch video while he sucks my dick <br> so high that it seems like porn chick is sucking my dick <br> cum so fucking hard <br> this continues for a couple years <br> eventually get really fucked up on ecstasy <br> have to take a shit really bad <br> as I'm wiping my ass, I hit my prostate <br> jackpot.webm <br> get insanely horny and wanting my ass to be stimulated. <br> grab gay friend's vibrator and fuck my ass in front of him while he Jacks off and I watch straight porn <br> vibrator no longer good enough <br> my friend is hung and thick <br> fucks my ass doggy for a while <br> blows a huge load in my ass <br> blows me until I cum <br> smoke weed and have a mild comedown from the mdma </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>lol idk either. I dont know who I want to be either. The guy in the middle or the guy eating butt. The butt looks so good</br> <br>I hope there will be moar, anon</br> <br>YEAH!!!!</br> <br>works for me</br> <br> be 16 yo grill. Drinking with 16 yo best friend, also grill <br> my parents were out of town, so we had the house to ourselves <br> also might add I'm a virgin at this time, had kissed guys but that's it. She was not a virgin but had never been with a girl <br> we're super drunk and out of nowhere we start making out on my bed <br> turns into super passionate kissing, I'm really shy and she's outgoing so she was in control of everything. <br> she's on top of me, starts biting my neck and grinding her pussy on me <br> She starts touching my pussy through my shorts, I remember it feeling so good and wanting her to finger me but i was too scared to say anything <br> she pulls my shorts & panties off, we take the rest of our clothes off <br> she's rubbing my clit and I'm just in shock, basically just laying there letting her do everything and enjoying it <br> we start rubbing our pussies together, she was so wet even though I had hardly touched her <br> I had been on the verge of cumming since she got my shorts off, I had never came before so I didn't know what was happening it just felt so good <br> finally cum almost at the same time and we both just sort of fall to the bed like holy shit <br> passed out, her boyfriend picked her up in the morning and we have never spoken of it. <br>Besides kissing girls I haven't done anything like that since. Definitely consider myself straight. But whatever haha.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>pls suck my cock you little whore. !</br> <br> >as I'm wiping my ass, I hit my prostate <br><br>wat</br></br></br> went out with a girl <br> she was wayy to clingy <br> bitched to my friends <br> one of them was gay <br> he said he wld help me <br> go to his the day after <br> he pulls down my pants and sucks me off <br> bes blowjob i had ever had <br> realised i was bi <br> broke up with the girl. she did some psycho shit and tried to kill me <br> went into a relationship with freind <br> had a better ass than any i have seen or fucked on a girl <br> parents found out and then we moved <br> peaktimes.jpg </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah, I was pushing out while wiping my ass (gaping I guess), wiped deep, and hit my prostate.</br> be 17 <br> posted add on craigslist <br> chatted with +40yo guy for a few days <br> just want to oral/jo, maybe more <br> drive over to his house some afternoon <br> get inside, talk for bit, sit down and watch tv <br> he starts to put his hands on me <br> start kissing, i feel his cock through his shorts <br> move to bedroom, take our clothes off <br> he blows me, i blow him <br> i tell him I want him to fuck me <br> lubes up, fucks me for 20min, cums all over me <br> he jerks me off, we shower together <br> drive home </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Glad you like anon. Those were some great, carefree days. We still do this from time to time, but he lives in a different city and I have a girlfriend, and his partner is anti-social, so it's hard for us to get together as much any more. He's fucked me like that several times. Sometimes coke was involved. Some times opiate pain killers, but the best is MDMA and an enema so that everything is extra clean.</br> <br>Girl's story are so much cuter than the guy's.</br> uh this ones kinda weird and fetishy, i hope anons dont mind<br><br> be me <br> 17 (2013) <br> currently 19 right now so mods chill <br> anyways <br> be senior in high school ( at time ) <br> am in computer-related class with this cute looking twink <br> real short, kinda dead eyes (turn on, idk y), dark hair, thick girly hips <br> iwonder.jpg <br> nah couldnt be <br> i bet he drippin in pussy <br> notice lack of interest in girls <br> he mostly just draws all day, finishes photoshop assignments lickity-fuckin-split, they look beautiful <br> idk i guess he's good at art <br> I literally pay a girl to switch seats with me <br> 5 bucks <br> was ugg boot whore so i guess thats enough to buy some starbucks piss-froth <br> begin talking to him <br> he's shy but he opens up eventually <br> hes really quiet and cute and his voice is light <br> givin me the 'betes from his ability to radiate cute <br> i bring him his homework the two times hes been sick (it was l8 fall, real chilly) <br> second time he invites me in to play vidya <br> apparently he was scared cause of rain and shit, his mom works all day as a masseuse or kinesiology therapist or whatever the fuck they wanna be called <br> dads in some weird branch of air force so hes gone <br> he says hes feeling cold <br> already got blankets so i dunno what he wants <br> scoots up to me <br> at this point i had sort of assumed the possibility of him liking me was out of the question and we'd just remain school buds <br> clearly my assumption was shaken <br> scoots closer still <br> kinda looks up to me as im focusing on vidya <br> i try to reply with something that doesn't seem rude <br> cock both eyebrows <br> "you need somethin?" <br> he does this kinda puppy-dog nod and just lays his fucking head in my lap <br> i am baffled as to what hes doing <br> i mean yeah cutie mere centimeters close to my cock but still wtf <br> he's facing my body <br> which is even weirder cause im a little bit chubby, it looks alright because my frame in general is thick and supports it, but i definitely have a bit of a belly when i sit down <br> he just stays like that <br><br>Cont..?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>nigger why do you even ask</br> +49603287181 <br>Do it</br> be 14 <br> hear about a site which is full of lulz and fucked up shit <br> young and foolish i was, i visited the site <br> full of penises <br> LITERALLY DICKS EVERYWHERE <br> didn't leave immediately <br> instead i kept looking for lulz <br> am 20 now <br> stuck here <br> place is still filled with dicks <br> fuck 14 year old me for being so curious and naive <br> the ride never ends. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>What? Ask about what? I didn't ask anything. My friend asked to blow me.</br> <br>continue mofo</br> <br>i dont fucking know i feel my writing is kind of shitty and drag-on-y and long<br><br>fuck that might have been a compliment?? sorry if so<br><br>shit anyways<br><br><br>(Cont.)<br><br> so hes facing my belly <br> im not fat enough to have rolls or anything so its just this sort of flesh-hemisphere in front of my organs <br> he lays there for a few minutes, tucks up his thickass blanket over his shoulders <br> years of training have allowed me to keep my yota-pede from plowing out of its meat prison <br> keepinitcool.jpg <br> go back to playing vidya <br> a couple minutes pass <br> i feel a disturbance towards my back <br> hes worming his hand between my back and the couch <br> of course he manages to im trying to remain inconspicious here, plus i dont even know what hes doing so its not like i resist <br> he presses his hand into my back, to sort of press his face further into my gut in a sort of crude one-arm hug <br> sighs, really deeply <br> keeps arm back there, but stops putting pressure on my back <br> his head returns to where it was resting <br> doesnt say anything <br> ohshit.wav <br> ihavethemostpeculiarboner.tiff <br> i can literally see his head change as my cock sprouts down the leg of my pants into a half-boner <br> he does not react <br> i am confused <br> try my best to ignore cock <br> continue playing vidya <br> 30 minutes goes by of me just wrecking vidya's shit <br> was probably pikmin <br> basically forgotten what happened <br> he lurches up from his resting position <br> i guess he fell asleep? <br> sounded tired <br> anyway said hed be right back <br> goes off, comes back a few minutes later with a tall glass of soda and a sketchbook of his <br> "hey thanks man" <br> nod <br> quietly draws for the rest of me being there, we casually talk about school, people we h8, etc <br> its a friday so i stay kinda late <br> but eventually i go because my mom wanted me to pick up my brother from a sleepover <br> i wave him goodbye, but before I go he asks if we can exchange phone numbers <br> i am actually down to clown till im dead in the ground <br> we swap digits and I bid him farewell <br><br>Will Cont.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be me <br> be 7 <br> old fat guy brutally rapes me senseless for 7 days straight <br><br>good times.</br></br></br></br> <br>Never had one never will</br> <br>Hot, moar</br> <br>Never had gay experience, because not gay</br> These threads are awesome as fuck, any other young bi melbourne guys on? <br>what did who do where?</br> <br>Good stuff so far.</br> <br>(Cont.)<br><br> weeks go by <br> we become really fast friends <br> like the chillest of dudes <br> weeks i mean like a month and a half, two months <br> but fuck it <br> anyway really gr8 pals <br> never really bring up the fact that my bloke-snake rested against his face for a solid half-hour <br> we come over to each others houses often <br> i come over to his more because he doesnt like my brother i guess <br> makes sense my brother is a shrieking cod kid so <br> and its not like i mind being at his place his parents have sweet snacks <br> anyway i come over one day <br> something is noticeably weird about him <br> he seems quieter <br> and theres a big fucking plastic tub of cut up watermelon in the kitchen, just sitting on the counter <br> i take a big ass piece, which isnt a big deal cause theres just a shitload, while hes in the media room setting up some vidya <br> i bring him a bag of lays and he pops em open <br> barely eats any but whatever i guess thats how he keeps his girlish figure <br> he starts playin but offers it to me after ive finished that watermelon slice <br> i accept <br> no i did not leave my hands sticky fucktard family keeps a bottle of hand sanitizer in the coffee tables drawer so i washed up before taking the controller <br> begin playing <br> some time goes by, he asks if I'm close to a save <br> i am <br> he gets up, starts walking to the kitchen <br> "want anything anon?" <br> "uh yeah some watermelon would be dope" <br> sudden fear <br> "that shit wasn't for anything in particular, yea? like your mom isn't throwing inviting people over?" <br> "anon my mom gets home at like eleven why the fuck would she have people over today" <br> "damn sorry" <br> willowy sorta chortle "you're fine" <br> hes gone for a little bit longer than anticipated <br> but he shows up <br> hefting that whole tub of watermelon <br> thefuck.vgf <br> heaves it down onto the coffee table <br> returns to his seat, holds hand out for controller as I reach for a piece of melon <br> kinda weird that he brought the whole damn thing but alright <br><br>Will Cont.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>LIFE(lifelifelifelife)!!!!<br>LIIIFE!!!!<br>all of this, just for you to look at dicks. but the other people will never know the tiny roles they play in getting you those dicks. eventually as you become rich and successful and try to hide your shame, remember us. always remember us. waiting for you in the dark. waiting with our dicks out.<br><br>And now you truly know that you will never leave this place.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>This better be going somewhere</br> be me <br> be 17 <br> hanging out one day with friends <br> they tell me to check out this cool thing they found <br> go along with it cause fuck it <br> after a while of following them around we get to our destination and lo and behold what a see <br> a literal fuck-ton of gays having an orgy <br> at said point I wonder why my friends think this is cool <br> I look over to friend A and he is tearing his face off <br> WTFUCK <br> I panick and bump into friend 2 <br> his face is gone already <br> start freaking out <br> pull off my face <br> jump into orgy <br> everyone is Anon E. Moose here <br> mfw the 4chin </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> 18 <br> curious about trying with men <br> lurking gay threds here <br> someone suggests squirt. make squirt profile,getting lots of messages <br> older bearish guy messages me, hot as fuck <br> start talking, swap emails, get to now each other <br> tell him about how I'm virgin etc <br> hes cool with it <br> sends me pics and video <br> fat veiny cock and huge load <br> talking for ages <br> order buttplug <br> using it to stretch out my ass <br> go on a few dates with him while using plugs to open myself up <br> its time for sex <br> go round to his house early morning like half 8 <br> answers the door in dressing gown <br> head in <br> all over each other <br> opens dressing gown <br> dat fucking dick <br> like a coke can and still soft <br> head to his room <br> take it slow, lots of kissing, rubbing, trying to suck his cock but crap at it, hes cool with it <br> 69, cum after like 20 seconds <br> apologise, hes laughing saying its fine <br> starts eating my ass and fingering me for ages <br> lubes up my ass good <br> tells me I'm ready <br> slowly inserts his dick in me <br> fucking hell <br> like taking a tree trunk <br> going real slow, hurts a bit but feels so good <br> eventually build up a good rhythm <br> fucking me for about an hour, lifting me up and changing position no problem <br> about to cum, starts going a bit faster and harder <br> hurts but lost in the moment <br> grabs me tight, pushes deep in me <br> drops a huge load <br> lying on our side spooning, cock still pumping, while he fingers my mouth and kisses me <br> spooning for a bit <br> have to use his toilet <br> letting out major cum farts while on the toilet <br> tells me its fine <br> climb back into bed with him and lie there in bliss <br> ass hurt for like 4 days afterwords but worth it </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be 15 <br> Hanging with friend Sam <br> One couch <br> Time to sleep <br> 69 to fit on it <br> Feels good man <br> He gets erection <br> I open my mouth <br> Suck dick <br> Walk the dinosaur <br><br>Doesn't know til this day.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Bullshit as dinos were all female</br> be fresh 18 year old virgin <br> tired of virginity <br> "hm i should get laid" <br> had crush on friend <br> hestraight.jpeg <br> "i should find someone who's into me too" <br> download new "dating" app called grindr <br> make profile with accurate stats and picture <br> RIP inbox <br> connect with 32 year old with 6 pack <br> agree to meet at his place downtown <br> nervously drive ~30 minutes to his place <br> knock <br> he answers, wearing glasses <br> kinda looks different than profile pic <br> he can tell i'm confused, so takes off glasses <br> i can now see it's the same guy <br> leads me to bedroom upstairs <br> make out <br> get naked <br> 9inchcock.png <br> suck him, he moans <br> he then fucks me while i lay on my back <br> take it like a champ <br> feelsgoodman.bmp <br> date for a few weeks more before it fizzles out <br><br>After that experience I hooked up with many more Grindr "friends" over the next 2 years. Luckily, I haven't caught anything from being a complete slut.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>dick is diamonds</br> about six months ago <br> me and buddies are having fire in woods <br> buncha molly <br> rolling tits <br> sun comes up <br> drop all but one buddy off <br> me and best friend still rolling face, don't feel like going home <br> grandfather's house is unlocked, he's in florida <br> decide to chill there, blaze and crash <br> rolling face, horny as fuck <br> talking about a chick we both used to plow <br> "yeah, but i heard you had the bigger dick" <br> "i heard i had the fatter dick, you had the longer dick." <br> "i have a picture anon" <br> "motherfucker i'd rather just see the beast" <br> pulls out his 8.5 monstercock <br> "holy fuck dude... you want some dome?" <br> "...yeah, fuck it anon, why not?" <br> blow him for a good fifteen minutes <br> "it's so much better when a guy does it" <br> "yeah it is man." <br> go upstairs, he sucks me off (his first time with a dude btw) <br> great dome, kid's a natural. <br> we 69 for a bit <br> he fucks me, cums buckets <br> we pass out spooning naked in this tiny twin bed <br> wake up, go to my house <br> blowjobathon.jpg <br> cum buckets in his mouth <br> smoke some weed <br> he leaves <br>we've blown each other a couple times since then.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>(Cont.)<br><br> Takes controller <br> Pause <br> Exit <br> Game does the thing where it asks if youve been near a checkpoint shit <br> accept <br> shuts down <br> ps3 menu <br> takes remote <br> flicks through a bunch of shit <br> turns to some ambient music channel <br> i think through like an ipod but i wasn't paying a lot of attention they have like five remotes <br> some chill electro-y vibes, i can dig <br> turn to him <br> i am absolutely clueless <br> "so uh, what do you want to do now? I could download some House or, whatever." <br> finish watermelon slice in between talking <br> he scooches over to me now, kinda like last time but now with some intent behind it <br> "anon" <br> he grabs my shoulder <br> i turn to him <br> something, more off than before about him <br> "I-I'm gonna suggest something, and if you don't like the idea, we'll drop it, okay?" <br> i nod <br> "But you can't laugh at me, promise?" <br> "yeah dude its cool, whats up?" <br> "I want to... feed you" <br> wut.webm <br> "I.. I'll pay you back with something, if you let me" <br> intrigued <br> "like what?" <br> "I'll blow you" <br> holyfuckyes.html <br> immediately agree <br> he seems really excited <br> "But I tell you when to stop, and you have to wear this." <br> he pulls out this shitty makeshift blindfold, probably made out of like a tshirt of something <br> still agree <br><br>Will Cont.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Senior in highschool <br> Senior trip goes to the beach for a week <br> have gay friend, ok looking <br> I know he's into me but I'm not gay <br> everyone's picking roomies and no ones left but fag lord <br>Fuckme.png<br> get stuck with queer for the trip <br> only one bed in each room <br>Shiiiiiit.jpg<br> laying in bed next to gay friend thinking he's asleep <br> feel something brush across my chest and down to my briefs <br> without saying a word nignog grabs my genitals and starts jerking me <br>TFW: he didn't even say no homo<br> "Bro wtf you didn't say no homo" <br> "Oh sorry anon...no homo" <br> let him finish jerking me till I spew </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hot m8</br> <br>True fucking story</br> <br>need more stories of you faggots getting your poo tubes drilled out</br> <br>continue</br> <br>Sounds good</br> <br>yup. he wanted round 2</br> <br>of course they do</br> <br>how many "u" in virgin?</br> <br>gay is gay</br> <br>3</br> <br> around Christmas <br> hardly anybody around because people on leave <br> go have a chat to the gay dude who is double my age <br> tell him about my time at the strippers <br> he asks if they finished me off <br> i say no <br> he says i should of went to him as a joke then laughs <br> he then says he can do it now if i want <br> i say ok <br> he drags me bathroom <br> starts sucking my dick <br> mama mia <br> i start sucking his <br> none of us cum <br> we leave <br> his constantly hitting on me and wants me to fuck him <br> naaaah </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>unlucky man</br> be 7 or 8 <br> mom always left for graveyard shift around 10pm <br> dad tells mom we're going to stay up late and play video games <br> she kisses me on the cheek, leaves <br> i look at dad <br> he gives me the dirty grin <br> makes me come next to him on the couch <br> he reaches over <br> he puts it in... NHL for super nintendo <br> i hate hockey <br> forces me to play for hours <br> continues for the next few years until i realize it was wrong </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>(Cont.)<br><br> he wraps fabric around my eyes and ties <br> eases me into a laying position, head against one of the couchs arm rests <br> hes on top of me, kind of looming over <br> scrapes the coffee table closer to us <br> holyfuck.bmp <br> "open up" <br> do as im told <br> crisp wedge of a watermelon pops into my mouth <br> bite, briefly chew, swallow, repeat <br> finish two or three <br> he audieably licks his fingers clean and pets my hair <br> ebbs himself onto me so that he doesn't have to support himself with a hand and his knees anymore <br> kisses at my lips <br> i guess trying to lick off the juice too im not too sure <br> definitely felt a tongue tho <br> we kiss for a couple minutes <br> as it just starts getting harsh he quits <br> pops himself up onto his knees again to loom over me <br> this time he doesnt even tell me <br> just prods my face with a bit of melon <br> i open up <br> noticeably more forceful these few times <br> manage to take down 4 or 5 this time <br> encourages me with some degrading talk <br> hungry little piggy, fatty, etc <br> bizarrely enough, in the heat of the moment it worked damn well <br> the kissing session earlier had me rockin half mast and this shit wasnt helping <br> hoistthemainsail.captain <br> i guess he could tell because he stopped and began fucking around with my pants <br> they certainly felt a bit tighter than before <br> i dunno maybe imagination but he was struggling for a bit <br> found button <br> undone, tugged pants off with my cooperation <br> meat obelisk prodding through boxers <br> pries my legs open <br> ones kinda hanging over the lip of the couch but idc <br> adjusts himself so he can sit on his calves <br> grabs cock through boxers <br> oh.shit <br> starts toying about with it with his thumb <br> really teasing <br> another piece of melon brought to my face <br> feeling pretty full but i continue on for the sake of the blowjob <br><br>Will cont.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hurry up</br> I guess this is the right place to ask as I don't want to start a thread;<br><br>This guy is offering to buy my underwear off me and suck me off for $120. Should I into become faggot?</br></br> <br>Sounds alright. So talk us through how he approached you and offered you the deal?</br> ump bump <br> guy I vaguely know through a friend messaged me <br> asked if he could suck my dick for money <br><br>pretty simple, but I'm feeling suspicious. It seems like it's too good to be true. I think I'll be a degenerate and go through with it in the back of his car in a not completely private place. Probably an empty parking lot nearby.. <br><br>I can't usually justify spending money on weed, but if it's money I didn't really work for I might as well. And $120 could get me 1/2 oz of comfort zone.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Write faster!</br> be me, 24 years old <br> see OP's faggot thread <br><br>First gay experience.</br></br></br> <br>Should blew him again</br> <br>Seems to good to be true. Hes offering $120 to give head and get undies. I'd go through with it but take a knife with you. Who knows what could happen</br> <br>Somewhat odd yet arousing.</br> hang out with bro <br> start looking at porn with him <br> let one another jerk off in the room while the other walks out of the room <br> eventually stay in the same room <br> jerking off together <br> get naked in his bed one night while watching porn <br> ask if he wants to feel how hard my cock was <br> he jerks me off <br> cum buckets, he enjoyed making me cum <br> makes me cum at least twice a night when I sleep over <br> probably dumped 400 loads because of him </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah, I want to play it safe. He's more of a big guy 4U and I'm a bit shorter/ feminine, but if we're in a semi public place I should be in the clear, right?</br> <br>thats really funny man! It's the first time i've seen a joke like this in this post, nice going anon!<br>get cancer faggot</br></br> <br>is his name stephen by any chance?</br> Kik slut thread cont <br>Pour in folks</br> Did you send it? Monitoring bread <br>did you send?</br> mods <br>Heck no I'm just a fag, hoping the sender finds the thread</br> <br>Explain?</br> <br>Fuck of you immigrant cunt</br> <br>blackmailing is illegal</br> Shame on you, dickwad <br>Summerfag</br> <br>whiteknighting is gay so it all evens out you cuck</br> <br><br>OP Well I'm not the one doing it hoping the guy who did comes back</br></br> <br>SHAME</br> <br>Whatd she say op</br> <br>Summerfag</br> <br>I'm sorry did you miss the party on the front of the website that said, "all stories depicted on here are made and anyone to believe is a Fucking retard?" fucken Faggot</br> Ashy_ashes <br>Scared shitless her pictures are everywhere</br> <br>YOU GOD DAMN FAGGET THATS MY PICTURE</br> <br>WELL YOU FOUND ME</br> Adidasyngluv will delivar nudes!! She's a total sloot ITT: We resurrect the Third Reich Let's nuke the dirty sandniggers. Let`s do this! <br>nuking sandniggers it is</br> Hail the Furher Burn baby burn Come on Triips quads get <br>roll fof quads.</br> My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. 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SEND AWAY please <br><br>https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoff<wbr>er/new/?partner=125936633&token=f0l<wbr>OoZzX</wbr></wbr></br></br> <br>I can give you 75% off goat simulator for Some CS:GO skins<br><br>https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoff<wbr>er/new/?partner=125936633&token=f0l<wbr>OoZzX</wbr></wbr></br></br></br> im starting to think there are no richfags here<br/> <br>Yep<br><br>IF YOU HAVE SPARE MONEY SEND ME SOME SHIT <br><br>https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoff<wbr>er/new/?partner=125936633&token=f0l<wbr>OoZzX</wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br></br> this whole thread is bunch of faggots wanting to get items.<br><br>i have 146 $$$$$$$ in my inventory</br></br> <br>Can i have some CS:GO Skins <br><br>https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoff<wbr>er/new/?partner=125936633&token=P3Q<wbr>jhBcN</wbr></wbr></br></br></br> <br><br>get me games<br>i need them</br></br></br> <br>go get some yourself, poor normfag</br> Final 5! <br>Honestly. I don't care anymore</br> <span class="deadlink">>>628748765 <br>Sorry, I'm a human remember? I don't know these things. Something secret... as in a prank, or a project?</br> <br>Aww Maria, couldn't resist swinging both ways~?<br>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOg54GOWKr</br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>628748621 <span class="deadlink">>>628749096 <br>A secrety secret!!!! The kind of secrety secret that's secretive~! Classifieds information! Permibited!</br> <br>I'm sorry, sis..<br>I tried to win this for ya, but I just ended up dying the same way you did.</br></br> <br>Maria, you little backstabber you!</br> <span class="deadlink">>>628748971 <br>Hehe, yes I would!<br><br>It was all a ruse </br></br></br> <br>I'm rooting for that OC</br> <br>Oh shit, is my OC gonna win? I haven't won before and I don't know if i'd be upset or happy</br> <br>Alright, woah, I didn't expect you to turn on me after that night...</br> <span class="deadlink">>>628748765 <br>Ahhh! That's cute,<br>heh...!<br>So what have you been training?</br></br></br> <br>Referring to me~?<br>Don't worry, I'm sure the Dream will favor us next time.</br></br> <br>Show it to your gf :^)</br> <br>Something wrong, Ryuko?</br> <br>Thanks m8, shes the love of mein life</br> <br> mein <br>;-;</br></br> <br>Hooooo-lyyy shit, I kinda wanna show which Ava I am just to clame the win</br> <span class="deadlink">>>628748624 <br>You killed a man for no reason..<br><br>Gratz.</br></br></br> <br>Yeah, I am.<br>Ah well, you're right about that. Plus, 6th place out of 36 ain't so bad.</br></br> <br>Bang~! And that's a hit!<br><br><br>My powers, nya!!! Oh, and learning about stuff so that I'm smarter!!! Ran-sama says the smarter I am, the better off I'll be on my own!!</br></br></br></br> <br>Joke<br><br>Thank you<br><br>Gooood damn<br><br> Owner of OC </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Then why do you suggest it? Wanna laugh at me?</br> <br>Sounds exciting! I want to be part of it; too bad I'm not a youkai.</br> <br>DO IT<br>O<br><br>I<br>T</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I-I'm very sorry!<br>I have to go...think about things now...<br>Perhaps punish myself by removing an eyelid....<br>I might be back.</br></br></br></br> <br>Don't worry, Uncle Moe. Everyone here will get to be a part of it~.</br> <br>Alright one sec, this may shock you guys</br> <br>It triggered me. God rest Hitler's soul.</br> <br>Ofcourse~! We need some entertainment around here...</br> <br>R-Removing an eyelid?!?!!<br><br>You have powers?<br>Awesome!</br></br></br></br> <br>I told you not to punish yourself with pain.</br> <br>N-no.<br><br>Thanks for hosting!</br></br></br> <br>Thank you... brother.<br>...My, that'll take some getting used to.<br>And you're right, 6th place is not so bad. In another dream, you're the one standing on top, a pile of bodies and blood beneath you while you stand victorious. So chin up. Maybe the next time will be yours. Or Mine~.</br></br></br> <br>I-I'm sorry Kana Boss-sama...</br> <br>are you the old nui i havent seen you in forever</br> <br>Hey. You're not a monster girl right?</br> <br>Make me a sandwhich.</br> <br>Chen can use her magic~!<br><br>Oh, and she can command cats!!! Though they don't always listen, nya...</br></br></br> Yeah, I dont think I posted this pic yet sooo its proof its mine <br>Oh really? I'm pawsitively excited then! I'm still looking to obtain magical powers for myself, maybe then I can help better.<br><br>I'm not sure how she is going to take that.</br></br></br> <br>Yes siree bob!<br>I'm the one and only Nui here!</br></br> Going to bed, just thought I'd drop by and give you guys an OOC farewell. Got convinced to try ERP, gotta say they're not that bad. They joke about it and they're mostly nice people, I think we shouldn't be afraid to give them a shot at hga.<br> Rin </br> <br>i'm rick grimes and i approve that you're a faggot.</br> <br>Mmkay! Nighty night!!!<br><br>I'm gonna head out too.... I hope everyone's ready for my secreeeeeet! Expect one soon~.<br><br> Hugs all <br><br>Good nyight~!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>theyve always been welcome their kaiki is always here</br> <br> Got convinced to try ERP, gotta say they're not that bad. <br>MayGay</br></br> <br>Eheh, all is good.<br>And I like your thinking there. When we do get to the top though, we can celebrate. What fun times await us in the future. Ahaha!</br></br> <br><br>MaxGay*</br></br> <br><br>did it</br></br> <br>But cooraaal<br> Sleepy Rin </br></br> <br>A sandwhich? Why me? You make one yourself...<br><br>Goodnight, Rin~</br></br></br> <br>Nice<br><br> tfw no one here will play risk with me on /int/ or /pol/ <br> pic not related </br></br></br></br> <br>Well she wanted me to be macho.</br> <br>I think I'm just a regular girl.</br> <br>Because you're a girl, you have to make food for me. You're good at that, right?</br> <br>So does that count? One win for Gobby?</br> <br> you can guess who I am but I regularly play Go/b/ style risk and its sad no regular risk threads have been made here </br> <br>You were here?!?!<br><br>Awwww!<br>So cute!!</br></br></br></br> <br>Ryoku esta hermosa<br>HERMOSA!!</br></br> <br>Then why do you dress like them? I mean you may as well be naked...infact almost every woman here dresses like monster girls. Its a conspiracy I think.</br> <br>(Pretty sure this is a different Ryuko.)</br> <br><br>Night you two.</br></br> <br>Hey I know of a risk 4chan skype group m8,</br> <br>I'm good at eating food....</br> <br/> <br>I was around, but in another thread. Sorry I didn't stop by and say hi..<br> Rin </br></br> <br>oh come on, you wanted me to act macho, you have to play along!</br> <br>Night, Chen. Hope to see you soon again.</br> <br><br>I'M COUNTING IT ONE WIN FOR GOBBY</br></br> <br>.. oh.</br> <br><br>So did you convince her to lift skirts yet?</br></br> <br>Night cheen!!!<br><br>I don't mind!!!<br>You need sleep!</br></br></br></br> <br>nope.</br> <br>I've just accepted Decimposting as a meme at this point<br> Rin </br></br> <br>You win at life, for now.<br><br>I always play as the great nation of Allahustan. Inshallah brother. Recently I haven't been participating in these threads so I just lurk.<br><br>I know of it too. I also have access to the archives with the maps and shit.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Its okay..</br> <br><br><br>Chen Out~</br></br></br> <br>W-what?<br><br>What are you talking about? My clothes are fine.</br></br></br> <br>(There's two of em, now. They are multiplying. Soon all will become Ryuko.)</br> <br>Mah first hunger games win allllriiiiight</br> <br>Yeah, I agree. How else will I stay awake until 5am just to talk to you?<br> Rin </br></br> Haven't seen Asuka for a while.. where did she go?? And Nep Nep.. <br>Future's relative in a dream~. But maybe we can conjure up a big party.... Yes, that sounds great...<br>Let's fight for that, brother~.</br></br> <br>Well, I'm girly enough, thankyou~ But you're more like a girl than a guy~!<br><br>That's not something I want to try to do...</br></br></br> <br>Is something wrong with you, kiddo? You seem sad.<br>I offer shoulders to cry on for 5 yen.<br><br><br>You're really bad at this, aren't you? Watch me.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Uh.........<br>F-Five am?????<br>Go to sleeeeep!!</br></br></br> <br>I have 20. Git gud faget</br> <br>If you like game of thrones you should try game of /b/ros its 10/10 with a good op<br> mfw fighting off the South and Essos as Stark with Greyjoy </br></br> <br>Oh.. you're a different Ryoku.. nevermind <br><br>There can only be one cute Ryuko.. the original!!</br></br></br> <br>Heheh, alright. Fine<3<br> Rin </br></br> <br>Then how do I act mavho, hmm?</br> <br> Forgot image </br> <br>I get that a lot.</br> <br>But I haven't even been around that long, I am just happy with my girlfriends win</br> <br>She's adorable.<br>Especially when she gets all flustered and angry!</br></br> <br>How do you know you don't want to if you've never tried? It's like touching bugs, it seems really bad at first, but they're really harmless.<br>Come on, give it a try.</br></br> <br>I'm talking about your transform thing you do in battles <br>Its revealing so to say, don't you have a little bit of pride in you?</br></br> <br>Except the fact that most bugs will fuck your mouth</br> <br>Talk and act tough infront of others!<br><br>I think it's your perversion that is talking... aren't you a god? That's not very god-like...</br></br></br> I also now declare personal ship with my OC, there now I can remane without any awkward ships, yay me <br> Shell be on in a little bit, it's 3:20AM where she is at <br> Southern War Princess </br></br> <br>I've never watched GoT, but I've lurked some of the go/b/ threads before. They seem interesting.<br> mfw no one can stop the sharia rape train singlehandedly </br></br> <br>Okay, hit me and I will not cry.</br> <br>You must have me confused with Ryuko. I tend to never transform. From what I've seen, she does it a lot.</br> Does anyone else enjoy that feeling in the night where you're almost half-asleep, and your body gets all warm and comfy.... <br>I kinda want the caps from that now, jude you still have em? cus im sure the other thread wen 404</br> <br>Who are you calling Kiddo,kiddo.</br> <br>I dont browse /pol/ or /int/ or else I would so reg. Risk more often</br> <br>I think you're comparing me too much to other Gods.<br>We do pretty much whatever we want, as long as we don't break any real rules.<br>And I can't procreate, nor am I male or female, so I'm not really interested in perverted stuff. Just doing this to get paid.</br></br></br> <br>Wait.<br>YOU'RE NOT RYUKO!?</br></br> <br>I'm actually over 1000 years old, I just stopped aging around my 16th year. Gods tend to do that.</br> NEW THREAD WHEN?! <br>I am but I go by Matoi. Only close friends or my strangers call me Ryuko.</br> <br>R E V E N<br>R E V E</br></br> <br>O...k....<br> hits softly <br><br>Oh, sorry, you looked like a male to me, I just assumed you were. But I think lifting skirts should be made into a rule... you don't want to cause trouble in the human world do you?</br></br></br></br> Dubs chooses which Anime I watch next <br> my strangers <br>I meant my close friends and strangers.</br></br> <br>Huh? <br>...I guess I did. Huh.... <br>Okay, sorry about that.</br></br></br> <br>Space Dandy dubs</br> <br>see?...</br> <br><br>If no one else will I can do a celebratory "My OC won and therefor I win" Gobby Games</br></br> <br>It's fine. Everyone makes that mistake at least once.</br> <br>You should try a game on there some time. Maps like these get intense with all of the diplomacy and stuff.</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>You don't look so good... and I didn't even hit that hard...</br> <br>I would if I knew when they start</br> Can I get other rolls out there? <br>Yes you can. ROOOOLLLIIINNN</br> <br>lolk</br> fuck Rollin down the river. please be a slime Roll <br>well, it's kinda the same (?)</br> Sure bro No manticore <br>FUCKING BULLSHIT 0/10 LIST</br> <br>give me the money</br> Gotta get that 95 though rell Eh rolling <br>eh, got nothing else to do.</br> roll Lets roll comrads. No matter what you get, you'll be lonely Rollz Tollout <br>Rolling for queen slime or amazoness</br> Rall roll <br>roll nery</br> rolll rollin' Roll <br>Dey c me Rolling</br> Rollerblades g RRRRRROOLLLLL roll elf Rerollllll . Rolling cmon get sumtin gud Rollit <br>INARI is ok too</br> Roll check em Rolling for funz Reroll <br>Rolllllll</br> rooll Rerooll <br>Autobots ROLL out</br> <br>rawl</br> Roll roll Reroll rell Come on, baby needs a new lamia REroll <br>I'm OK with this.</br> :o <br>Reroll or bust</br> Dubs Get roll RROOLLLL lets test my luck rollin <br>Roll</br> <br>rawl</br> <br>rollllllslslslslsls</br> Rrrrr rolin <br>rollslslslslslsls</br> Rolloz Rollin sgt. curious <br>Shit I got 911</br> rolin <br>roll</br> This waifu 4evs <br>reroll</br> Gimme waifu <br>rolan</br> <br>Rollin</br> <br><br><br>Three doubles in a row. The waifu gods are happy tonight.</br></br></br> <br>Rollin' in the deep...</br> Rawl <br>Roll'n</br> zhhhhjktyuyyiuioopop Roll <br>Gimme that pot devil</br> rawl roll <br>You gonna get an elf and fucking deal with it!</br> Boobies<br><br>Captch.... Choose cheese pizza.... Nooooooo</br></br> <br>You ok?</br> rollll Rooll <br>Roney. :(</br> Laura Rolla Roll i don't even know what this is<br>rollin</br> <br>I'm ok with that</br> Maximam rallin rollin <br>hm. i got some mummy bitch. woo.</br> roll it <br>Reroll</br> <br>rolling</br> rolling for loli <br>roll</br> <br>well shit</br> rerollling <br>Rerolin for huuurse</br> GO GO SHITTY ROLL GAME Erp lets do this Sponty, you still here? http://pastebin com/eSMh0dj2<br><br>Using pastebin now to save space. Hopefully the direction is clear enough now for takers who balked at the lack of clarity before.</br></br> Ein, if you're here, I'd like to thank you for another great night. Goodnight, princess. Still at it are we? <br>Yes we are</br> <br>Aww, good night, anon... I'm glad you had a good time! Rest well!</br> <br>Good, cause it's far too late for me to sleep, and fair to early for me to go out.</br> <br>You too! It's been fun!</br> <br>Not for much longer<br>Deadpool has lost his sex drive<br>He needs some one to revive him or its all over</br></br></br> <br>Then you and I are in the same boat, anything you have in mind?</br> <br>How about this?</br> <br>Probably the same here, I'll end up giving in and sleeping eventually.<br><br/></br></br> <br>Those heart eyes again<br>RIP in piece Deadpool</br></br> Is nanako still up? I was enjoying myself with her... <br>I'll see if i can "relieve" myself before going to bed</br> post more hentai and smug grills pls Any giantesses lurking? <br>S-s-spidey... is that you... consciousness... fading.. from lack of boning...<br><br><br>I got something to give you before you sleep<br>He-yo<br>And that was the last of my energy for the night<br><br><span class="deadlink">>>628750435 <br>Fuck<br><br><br>I hope this will suffice<br>I don't have nearly enough pictures of me in a dress</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Indeed! Drop in again whenever you can~<br><br>It's so easy to trigger you, Pooly.</br></br></br> <br>Don't worry DP, I'm here now.</br> Mal here, how's it goin in here? <br>Trust me, I will. I think you might be my favorite person I've RPed with here.</br> <br>R-really?<br>That's so nice to hear~ M-my RPing skills aren't even that good...</br></br> Anyone lurking? What are you into? <br>I have no protection against adorableness<br><br><br>Just hold me Spidey<br>Hold me before it's too late<br><br><br>Tired. Sleepy. Must keep going..<br>Also do you erp or just check in</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>What's with all these cance-thier erp threads.<br>Why are there so many of them?</br></br> <br>What are you talking about? They're great! Short and sweet, just like you cock. ;-)</br> <br>It appears things are winding down. Perhaps we lost some from the lack of linking between threads, or perhaps the majority are in bed or away now.<br><br>Who knows.</br></br></br> Does anyone want a snack before bed? <br>I'm here for you, Deadpool. What do I need to do?</br> <br>Because people can't get enough of Deadpool</br> <br>Probably both</br> <br>I would love one!</br> DP, the comics must be really good for you to pick him as someone to ERP with or whatever.<br><br>What's a good comic to start at for Deadpool?</br></br> I forgot to bless you anon, for how well you pleased your mistress~<br>So again, thank you, my pet <3</br> <br>T-that's sweet~ Lewd, but sweet!<br><br>Gotcha, DP!</br></br></br> <br>"No, thank you, mistress! It's always a pleasure!"</br> <br>I erp, when something interests me. Mostly just hang out though.</br> <br>*A grin forms on my soft face* What are you waiting for then? * I say softly, running my nails up the side of my hard cock*</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>kill yourselves</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Okay, but I really do need to sleep now. Goodnight, and thank you. :-)</br> <br>Good night and rest well!</br> <br>I get on my knees before you<br>"I was just waiting for you to get here," I say as I bring my head down to meet your cock with my lips. I circle the head with my tongue as I bob up and down.</br></br> <br>Tear down this thread, Spidey.<br>Tear it all down<br><br><br>Start with issue number 1 ;)<br><br><br>Hngrghh<br><br><br>So many dick girls<br>Where's the vanilla babes<br>Where's the dick less girls<br><br><br>What interests you exactly<br><br><br>And with that, I'm passing out.<br>Peace yall.<br><br>Especially you, , DP loves you the most ~</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I let my head roll back a bit, moaning softly at your touch. "Good... I like loyalty.."</br> <br>Like this?</br> <br>See you, DP!</br> <br>"And I like sucking your dick, and being told what to do. How may I serve you, mistress? I am at your disposal." I lick your cock from balls to head, coating it all with my saliva.</br> <br>I never know, I like trying things out to see how they feel for me. Night Deadpool.</br> <br>Sauce on your pics?<br><br>I swear I've seen him/her before.<br>If I recall right, it's a trap.</br></br></br></br> DON'T DO IT NIGGA<br>Hey /b/, I lost my virginity today. I swear to god, I never want to have sex again. Porn makes it look like something amazing, but it is really not.<br> She had a beef roastie (She was a virgin too, so don't give me that slut bullshit) <br> She came a shit ton. I didn't come once. <br> I can still taste that disgusting pussy of hers in my mouth. <br> I ended up walking home (using coke as mouthwash) fucking miserable and feeling like shit. <br><br>I have decided that I think I might just stick to masturbation for the rest of my life.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> sloshy and gross <br>m8 ur a homo</br></br> Oh, I forgot to mention, I also now have pain in my balls.<br><br>I'd rather be a faggot than go through that again.</br></br> <br>Well there's your problem OP, you're a fag. I understand being angry left with blue balls but not enjoying it is a different story</br> Cringe Thread, kiddos. Lets go.<br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=E9<wbr>YfwaTRuY0</wbr> [ ] </br> <br>Sounded like she actually fucking ripped her shirt when she did that at 0:15<br><br>Fucking lesbians</br></br></br> <br>KEK</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=NxS<wbr>qobe-__0</wbr> [ ]<br>I couldn't watch it all the way through.</br> Fresh OC <br>Dank OC here<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=GhO<wbr>XwyufV8A</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br> OC from earlier today <br>I coulden't watch further then 2 seconds. Good one.</br> <br>Jesus I was there. I have effectively lost all hope for /b/.</br> <br> rancid swine <br>Classic!</br></br> Where's OP at?<br>Like I'm trying to keep this thread alive, but my folder is starting to get drained. <br><br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br> OP back about to drop some sick beats<br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=7I<wbr>Ms5SzBuhE</wbr> [ ] </br> <br>i thought this was a mother daughter at first<br><br>the fat guy wants to bang the skinny bitch<br><br>the fat bitch wants the fat guy but shes naasty</br></br></br></br></br> <br>jesus christ i would fuck him for the rest of my life.</br> <br>Actually the fat guy wants to bang the fat bitch<br>plot twist, fat bitch has a boyfriend<br>Source: I know these fuck heads irl and i want to kill them.</br></br></br> All faith is lost<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=MUg<wbr>r2D0Q3MY</wbr> [ ]<br>(OC)</br></br> More hot rhymes from Katie!!!<br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=rW<wbr>zda6LM2BA</wbr> [ ] </br> <br>kek'd hard.... they did that shit four fucking minutes</br> the game <br>they're just friends trying to have fun</br> <br><br>pedophilia<br><br><br><br>4chan is 18+ only<br><br>global rule #2</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's the joke.</br> <br>0 fucks given, label me what you like. id fucking ravage him</br> <br> finish watching this <br> look at first thing in suggestions <br> "Top 10 movie psychopaths" <br> kek.exe </br></br></br></br> <br>i spotted hidden shekel</br> <br>Kind of feel bad for the poor fucker.</br> here ya go <br>Topkek ^^<br>I know this person too (Somewhat) <br>Rip me, amirite?</br></br></br> <br><br>Sick an tired of this unfair furry-hate.<br>We don't hurt anyone and most furries I know are more kind to people that 'normal' people. We can't help being born this way, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.<br>When I get kids, I hope they are born furry too. The joy of going to cons and the social aspect in general is great. If not, there's not a lot I can do. It won't prevent me from dressing up at home of course. But, we don't go around 'forcing' our opinion on you, either you're born a furry or you're not. Stop your fucking hate.</br></br></br></br> <br>Meh, there's nothing wrong with being a brony. The show is really well written and has humour for all ages.<br>It's stupid to post stuff like this so publicly though. Lots of people don't get how great the show is and how awesome the community is. It's unfortunate, but there's too many ignorant dumbasses in the world that judge without even having looked at the show (which everyone should do)</br></br> <br>Oh wow I was there. Didn't know he got banned though. Deserved it.</br> <br>thats obvious satire dumbfag</br> Need advice b. <br>tonight a guy accused me of bumping into his car while parking. (I didn't) <br>I'm 100% positive he and his friend were using drugs in his car at the time. <br>I hear his friend tell about throwing a brick through my window. The driver then tells his friend to get his mag light from the car. At this point I sped off. <br>Legally speaking, am I justified for leaving if I feared for my and my passengers safety? Should I file a police report in case he tries to file one against me? <br>Would a couple tweakers even file a police report after trying some thug shit like that?</br></br></br></br></br> quit trippin yep you're screwed pal. they will file a report and your ass is going to prison. Funny webm... <span class="deadlink">>>628738884 <br>This gif made me so happy</br> <br>lol. cultural revolution. great job mao.</br> <br>I'm English and don't get it?</br> <br><br>That's Kevin Rose from TechTV/Digg</br></br> <br>Lol</br> <br>The ball was still in play (not foul)</br> <br><br>i dont get it, what happened?</br></br> <br>Moot?</br> <br>fake</br> <br>Was a fair ball so it was still in play and dude shouldn't have touched it let alone jumped into the field of play to do so. When he realized what he did and that security was coming he tossed it back as if he dindu nuffin.</br> <br>you're only allowed to take the ball if its a home run and the ball is no longer required to finish the play, however this man picked it up right off the field when the player should have picked it up. so he essentially fucked up the game, kinda like moving a ball in billiards.</br> <br>i thought the same thing</br> <br>How the fuck don't you get it?</br> <br>We don't have baseball here so why would I get it?</br> <br>Why doesn't that alien clean up her fucking room? It's a disaster.</br> <br>I'm from the Midlands and I got it. Guess your school failed you.</br> <br>Again: why would my school teach me an American sport?</br> <br>Because the rules are pretty much the same as rounders and softball I'm shocked you didn't know it.</br> <br>this is always one of my favourite of all time</br> <br><br>Fucking land whale.</br></br> <br>I am currently listening to "Rock With You" by Michael Jackson and this synced up perfectly when I watched it</br> <br>WANT</br> <br> No bait needed </br> <br>its called being cultured. I learned about cricket, soccer, moncala, Chinese checkers, chess (Indian game) just to name a few from my school because we are not so arrogant as to think we are the only humans with culture on earth.</br> <br><br> expecting people not from America to understand a shit-tier sport like baseball </br></br> <br>nabs confirmed by trips<br> check'd </br></br> <br>kek'd a lot</br> <br><br>Lol you poor bloke. You understand American baseball, but no one understands what you say.</br></br> <br> women <br>trips checked</br></br> <br>what happened - thats a coach big thing must have hit it</br> <br>Where?</br> <br>This is actually hilarious.</br> <br><br>what game?</br></br> <br>FUCK YOU TOM NOOK</br> <br>Top kek</br> <br>wow someone asked a genuine question got 3 good answers<br>then there's you fucktard just gotta be heard<br>no need for your outburst but you did anyway fucking fucktard</br></br></br> <br><br>Holy hell, what is this?</br></br> <br><br>holy shit, lucky!</br></br> <br>what a fagget</br> <br>How can you be so stupid to sit right beside the track?</br> <br>The r34 potential with this...</br> <br>name of that biatch? she's hot</br> <br><br>watch the old gruppe A/Group B rally races if you think that is "stupid"</br></br> <br>Who is this?</br> <br>You know you got serius balls when you can pet a shark</br> <br>dude fuck racoons and their rabbis. Those things are foul-spirited little bastards.</br> <br>Facerig</br> <br> Facerig <br><br>Holy hell thanks. Holy hell its on Steam. Holy hell dude.</br></br></br> <br>ditto what game is that faggot</br> <br><br>not just any shark, thats a Tiger. Man eaters where I am from. That thing could tear your testicles off in less time it is to eat cheeky nandos m8</br></br> <br>what?</br> <br>Source?<br><br>That's a pretty hardcore prank</br></br></br> <br>looks like steam facerig</br> <br><br>at the end of the youtube<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=IJs<wbr>KtRx4wf8</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br> <br>amen</br> <br>oh lordy, deez sides hurt</br> <br>How many niggawats?</br> <br>Lmao I liked that one</br> <br>Source pls</br> <br>Like that fucking cow would refuse to eat anything</br> <br>http://store.steampowered.com/app/2<wbr>50460/?l=ukrainian</wbr></br> <br>Why doesn't he just put his right hand on her back instead of going all T-Rex?</br> <br>Vinesauce: Quality Content</br> <br>You ain't blaming me for this! I'm outta here</br> <br>so do I ...ywyl...lost</br> <br>seen this so often...must be drugs or some</br> <br> http://store.steampowered.com/app/<wbr>250460/?l=ukrainian</wbr> <br><br>thnx bb!!</br></br></br> <br>Different, I guess. If that's a cricket it's definitely a six</br> <br>Was she trying to an hero?</br> <br>Trying to fly.<br><br>I honestly have no clue.</br></br></br> <br>TIE fighters carry only one pilot and those were stormtroopers not TIE pilots...</br> <br>still waiting for the sauce, some good anon pls</br> <br><br>Im from the back end of nowhere in rural Ireland and It was pretty obvious what was going on to me.</br></br> <br>Would have to agree<br><br>Bitch be smoking, would love her name<br><br>A video withour mr t-rex would be great</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>It's rally, stupidity is a prerequisite</br></br> <br><br>Damage control team obviously, /b/tard.</br></br> <br>this webm doesn't play. why</br> <br> ,jpg </br> <br> </br> <br>He can move pretty fast for a nugget.</br> <br>please<br>A damage control team would have droids putting out the fire and cleaning up. <br>Where is the vehicle in which they arrived?<br>Why are two stormtroopers just standing there looking like they are waiting for something?<br>I could go on but I already sound like a huge nerd</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Lol</br> <br>look whos talking asshole, fuck you and your censorship</br> <br><br>trips<br><br>also, does anyone have a youtube link or source to this?</br></br></br></br> <br>AHHHH PROJARED</br> <br>1.21</br> Funny <br>classy</br> <br>but brussel sprouts can be even less healthy than normal stuff if you drench it in oil. Tastes gud.</br> <br>am now watching this</br> <br><br>Holy shit nice. Is there more of these two, or a source??</br></br> <br><br>TIE Fighter way too big, out of scale, no TIE Pilots changing spare wing/Ion Engine. No cell phone call to Star Destroyer for AAA.<br><br>Confirmed fake/10, would nitpick again.</br></br></br></br> <br>what the fuck</br> <br>fuuuuck it hurts to watch</br> <br><br> dat file name </br></br> <br>story?audio?!?</br> <br>sometimes you just need to rub one out</br> <br>Goddamn Wal-Mart employees</br> <br>Looks like a young James Caan.</br> <br>She noticed him beating off. Uses the camera to catch him in the act, freaks out because he nutted on the floor and embarrass him in the moment.</br> <br> trickshot </br> <br>quoted wrong guy.<br/></br> <br><br>damn that was quick, dud wasn't even all the way hard. Premature ejac is some serious business. I wish that on no man</br></br> <br>This one is clearly fake<br> nigger <br> inventing something </br></br></br> <br><br>indeed. Looks like fun prons</br></br> <br>thats cp</br> <br>Try beating it on antidepressants. 45 minutes of furious fapping for a half nut, you would be thankful to finish that fast once in a while.</br> <br>CP?! on 4chan>!<> O<MFG CALL LEA</br> is this funny 4cham? <br>MODS MODS MODS</br> <br>the fucking raccoon was mauling his dog. <br><br>Fuck you.</br></br></br> <br>That was a fair ball. It landed inside of the lines. He basically interferred with the game by grabbing it.</br> <br>underrated post holy shit.</br> <br>fucking retard at least jump</br> <br><br>yeah but you don't sit on the outside exit of a fast corner. marshals should be doing their job</br></br> <br>my sides went on orbit at mach 7</br> <br>She needs more fibre in her diet</br> This is funny 4cham <br>Sharks wig out when their noses are touched, they're very sensitive. There are plenty of videos where great whites have been bopped on the nose and they basically just wig out like "Oh fuck, I didn't know these were nose boppers, I'm fuckin out of here"</br> laugh with me <br> yourslo </br> <br>omg haha xD that's so funny I haven't seen that one ever lmfao</br> <br>Really gonna need some source on this.</br> Guys, I just found porn on YouTube you certainly have sir Alabama thread title says it all let's share what we've got Someone help a /b/ro out here <br><br>Name?</br></br> <br>Amber h got anything?</br> Random girl Any from 251/mobile? any 205/256 girls? 251 reporting in. <br>I had a ton but lost them when my computer fried do you have any from there do you know a Morgan h</br> <br>I found one of Hannah r</br> Anyone have anything to contribute would you fuck her? Absolutely. <br>Yeah. she better find someone now before its too late.<br>I can tell she will be ugly by the time she is in her 30s</br></br> <br>yep. those are some impressive tits, and a really cute face</br> Ever chance I'd get. I'd gang rape her with my friends. Of course. Stop wasting my time. <br>bukkake and gangbang</br> Yes<br><br> inb4 saying no </br></br> ...You're asking /b/<br><br>This is not a very good barometer for levels of attractiveness</br></br> <br>Definitely doable, especially tits and anal play.</br> Has anyone on /b/ fucked a goth girl? Greentext your story. go to school with goth girl <br> solid 7/10. Giant tits though <br> we became good friends <br> fast forward 10 years <br> haven't seen her in like 8 of those years <br> finally get her in bed <br> tattoos on her tits <br> we had sex <br><br>Were you expecting more?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> . <br>my ex.<br><br>BEST SEX EVER.</br></br></br> How can I make a career as a vampire hunter? <br>But I need two years of vampire hunting job experience and I dont have any</br> <br>It sounds like you're confusing vampires with Jews</br> <br>fuckin money suckers</br> NZ thread <br><br> not inhaling all the smoke <br> having shit tier lungs </br></br></br> <br>I'd say spotting is pretty efficient? You cut open the top of a bottle and use it as a smoke catcher and suck through the drinking hole.</br> <br> inhaling all the smoke <br> resulting in shit tier lungs <br><br>kekekek</br></br></br></br> This cunt is not funny. <br>Who is she?</br> https://<span>youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A [ ] <br>Amy Schumer. Star of the new romantic comedy Trainwreck, probably the most overrated piece of garbage this year</br></blockquote>][ Ben Chin Thread So say I hypothetically screen capped that shit and then cropped the photo and renamed it "Random Screencap" as a jpeg? Would the feds still know? <br>as long as you dont get v& for unrelated stuff, no</br> <br>did you post it anywhere anon?</br> Like the feds give a shit aboit some random guy who is hardly traceble without them having to use recources that cost them money, even if you had pics, no one would do shit Ben chins profile picture confirmed? <br>Dude you're fine. I'm sure a ton of people have that pic saved. Ben faggot us the only one who needs to be concerned at all.</br> <br>Yes.</br> <br>duuuuuude nice find</br> <br>That's not me... I mean... that's not Ben Chin</br> <br>HOLY SHIT</br> <br>Damn that is actually pretty close.</br> <br>still nerve wracking though. people come here because we assume everyone is 18 years and older. then some little dickhead comes and gets a bunch of anons in trouble because she KNOWS shes doing something she shouldn't. if i were to get charged, i would demand they bring her in as a co-defendant or start a civil suit</br> <br>What a fag.<br><br>Fuck you Ben</br></br></br> <br>Dude feds go after the big fish with archives and videos of CP not some random dude with one picture of just tits</br> <br>pretty close? its the exact same picture unsmudged<br><br/></br></br> WE ARE ALL BEN CHIN AND THIS IS BENCHAN. WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS! hey guys ben here, just wanted to say that im a fag and i suck monkey dick People like Olive are the reason everyone hates Rolf Harris and Bill Cosby!<br> At least Im not Ben Chin </br> <br>and people like Ben Chin are the reason theres so much hate in the world. such faggotry.</br> <br>Yup you're right anon, it's for sure him.</br> <br>youre probably right but the consequences are still anxiety provoking. especially if she takes to the media, kinda forcing a state attorney general to prosecute,, because they're elected and dont wanna be seen as soft on crime because "anons harassed and corrupted muh bby gurl she dindu nuffin she only 12." bullshit. she knew what she was doing</br> <br>How do we know that's Ben Chin? How are we sure we all are not Ben Chin?</br> post the tits<br><br>i dont care about ben</br></br> <br>Fuck you Ben</br> <br>Quoting a graceful anon from the other thread<br> Theres a silver edge in every cloud, and a chin in every man. </br></br> <br>She's only twelve! She thought that her breasts were sick and these monsters on 4chan.gov Manipulated hurrrrr into pics!</br> <br>this is the reason the last ben chin thread 404'd</br> <br><br>I saved the pic 2 days ago from /soc/. Think it's the original Ben chin?</br></br> <br> Be Ben <br> Be fag <br><br>Fag</br></br></br></br> <br> 2015 <br> not doing big cums to his penis <br>confirmed Ben Chin</br></br></br> <br>OH BEN!</br> <br>4chin hacked her webcam! i just know it! my bby gurl wouldnt do that! <br><br> her life matters </br></br></br> I'm Dirty Dan!<br><br>Shit wrong thread</br></br> <br>"But they said tits or GTFO what choice did I have??"<br> don't be retarded <br>she wanted the attention.</br></br></br> <br><br><br>not ben<br><br>saw this thread earliert oday<br><br>didnt save<br><br>now im kicking myself</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That isnt the reason. It just hit the bump limit</br> Tits delivered <br>well of course but her moms gonna go running to da Police</br> <br>DIRTY DAN REPORTING IN. AWWW YEAH IM GOING TO THRUST MY HARD COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT PINK PUSSY OVER AND OGRE AGAIN UNTIL YOU SCREAM, YOUR PUSSY TIGHTENING AROUND MY DICK AND CHOKING IT. THEN AS THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, ILL GRIP IT OUT AND BLAST MY CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS. FUCK YEAH. ROCK FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO STUFF MY COCK UP YOUR ASS AND FEEL THE BLOOD SPURT OUT ON MY SAUSAGE AND CUM MORE AS YOU CONTRACT HIV AND AIDS PLUS ANAL WARTS AND PROBABLY CHLAMYDIA THAT IVE TRIED TO TREAT WITH CREAM BUT WONT GO AWAY. <br>HAHA my life is a fucking mess please help me<br>I GUESS IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 6. POPS WAS A NAVY SEAL WITH MANY CONFIRMED KILLS BUT MA WOULDNT PUT OUT AFTER THE SECOND BABY SO HE CAME INTO MY ROOM ONE NIGHT AND SAID "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?" AND THEN HE RAMMED HIS VEINY THROBBING DICK IN MY ASS WHILE SHOUTING MA'S NAME AND THE NAME OF MY SISTER, IT WAS WEIRD AND I CRIED A LOT. THIS WENT ON FOR YEARS UNTIL I GOT INTO HIGH SCHOOL AND WORKED OUT A LOT. I BECAME BUFF AND AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING, I WENT INTO HIS ROOM WHEN MA WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. I BENT HIM OVER AND RIPPED HIS PANTS OFF AND SAID "I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, LIKE THIS ASS" AND THEN I RAMMED MY NOW MUSCULAR, THROBBING, AND VEINIER COCK INTO HIS PUCKERED ASSHOLE. HE LET OUT A YELP OF "43...CONFIRMED...KILLS" AS I RELEASED BUCKETS OF CUM IN HIS ASS. THREE DAYS LATER I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND HE TOLD ME I WAS HIV POSITIVE AND I MAY CONTRACT AIDS. HE ALSO SAID THE HEMORRHOIDS I HAVE ARE ACTUALLY GENITAL WARTS. IVE BEEN TREATING THEM FOR 10 YEARS AND HAVE BEEN HAVING CONSTANT SEX. IVE GIVEN SO MANY WOMEN AND MEN STDS FOR NO REASON. I GUESS IM STILL MAD AT MY PA FOR FUCKING MY TIGHT ASSHOLE SO LONG AGO. I JUST NEED LOVE. PLS HELP</br></br></br> <br> Be Ben <br> Deny being Ben <br><br>Fag</br></br></br></br> inb4 404 oh boy here comes the 404 <br>Fuck you, Pinhead Larry. I'm Dirty Dan.</br> Check em guys <br>THERE YOU HAVE</br> gRCpKo<br>somebody posted a link in the last thread and i cant figure out what it was supposed to be for, its not imgur or any other site i know of</br> <br>check what? that you are a massive faggot ben?</br> <br>Dagnabbit!<br> looks away <br> can't turn computer off <br> accidentally presses send <br> sends to her mom <br> becomes Ben Chin </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Be Ben <br> Be newfag <br><br>Fag</br></br></br></br> <br>Dammit she is 12-13.</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>HAHAHAHAHAHA topkek</br> WARBOYS GET IN HERE! TIME FOR A WAR RIG THREAD!<br>Look up the last 4 digits of your post on google images, the first vehicle that appears is your war rig/pursuit vehicle. Good luck /b/rothers and may you ride shiny and chrome.</br> ʷᶦᵗᶰᵉˢˢ ᵐᵒᵒᵗ <br>not sure how I feel about this</br> roll rolling for shiny and chrome <br>CUCKBOYS GET IN HERE!</br> <br>toot toot motherfucker</br> <br>rolL</br> rollin <br>Damn I might literally be going to Valhalla</br> Rawlin They see me rollin' I wanna ride to valhala in style. roll no mediocre <br>Fuck yeah</br> Roll <br>shiny and chrome!</br> Ayy WITNESS ME rollin I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS (roll) roll <br>rawling for witness</br> Roll <br>My face when i wasted quads</br> Rollingg rawlinnn roll <br>plz help</br> rollin' <br>V8!</br> llor <br> 2332 <br>not bad!</br></br> Roll <br>trips + this war machine<br><br> yes pls </br></br></br> <br>Going to space</br> <br>Rolling</br> <br>WITNESS ME</br> WITNESS <br>Autopilot niggas</br> rolling like a fat man donw a hill <br>you could've had a little baby brother, perfect in every way.</br> <br>rollin for vehicle</br> <br>I'm okay with this car</br> <br>k</br> Rol yolo ROllin niggas rolling Im good with this. <br>witness me!</br> What is the worst injury you have ever had? nerve gas My dick sprained. Almost broke my dick. Never trying anal again. <br>Got shot in shitistan back in '05</br> Sprained ankle <br>I was shot in Afghanistan</br> <br>one time i broke my pinky</br> a broken heart slammed my dick in a sliding glass door I was pitting an avacado like a week ago and accidentally cut all the way through the pit and avacado into my left index finger. I severed the nerve and artery and now i wont be able to feel anything with that finger on one side for a few months. also there was a fuckload of blood. <br>torn ACL, MCL, meniscus, and slight LCL tear.. playing indoor futbol... an illegal immigrant "hacked" my left leg...</br> in high school track, i was long jumping. landed overhanging the board. Broke my femur and it came thru my skin. whitest white youve ever seen <br>A broken fart.</br> <br>like you were white or the bone was white?</br> I tried to suck my own sternum and broke my cock <br>I'd lick those toes.</br> <br>dick tear(s)</br> <br>Got shot when I was 15. Took a few months to go through rehab and recover.</br> I have seriously sprained my ankles 3 times, twice on the left and once on my right foot. The latter being so bad that It woke me up at night and I couldnt even move from the pain, the pain was so bad I would have cut my foot off had i had a knife. Took 3 months to be able to walk normally again. <br>you probably deserved it</br> <br>why/how?</br> Snapped banjo-string <br>both</br> Had my balls blown off in Iraq from an IED. Broken jaw You nostalgia, you lose. SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN I can still smell it leaning jowler <br>I fucking lost...I had that castle and I was happy. Now, I'm just a rehabilitated drug addict in med school that hates his life and every human being.</br> NOT THE MAMA <br>HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM</br> mfw i realized i haven't seen white dog shit since the 90s <br>Go find a new castle, anon.</br> ROLL BACK THE ROCK TO THE DAWN OF TIME AND SING THIS SONG WITH ME What's the story, Wishbone?<br><br> dogs dead </br></br> Only the truest of gamers know this gem fucking rainbow fish, lets fucking go Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark What were crazy bones even for b? leeching <span class="deadlink">>>629572276 <br>I still have a gallon ziploc full of those in my closet<br><br>Rocker was one of my favs</br></br></br> dat feel when 1st edition holographic charizard <br> dat feel when i will never experience another feel like that feel again </br> <br>As I expected, no one knows shit about this masterpiece</br> What are some video games actually worth playing? <br>fucking learn something you stupid piece of shit teenager</br> Well, I reccomend red dead redemption, red dead revolver, db xenoverse, the powder toy, and GTA 4: the lost and damned Postapocgame.com can be a neat time waster, plus factions. 928 954 909 623 anyone? 765 217 404/770 903? 225/985 520 519 502 330<br>t-county</br> 765 Lebanon area here 360 'couver smoking co2 oil 20/f/843 805.<br><br>someone plz kik me @ tfw_nogf</br></br> 415<br><br>mill valley</br></br> 541 731 647, toronto anyone? 678 715 813 215 yo 480/602 701 206 <br>Chicago, IL 24/m up for anything</br> 205 <br>520. Now you have to blow me.</br> 360 here too. Just left new vansterdam 978<br><br>18/m</br></br> <br>I will take you down to Epic Cafe for coffee. 4th Ave</br> <br>804</br> 928 as well <br>What part of 843? <br><br>24/m/843<br><br>[email protected]</br></br></br></br></br> 860<br><br>18/m</br></br> 702 Las Vegas. Ive been working too much trying to buy a house. Need to have some fun soon. 219 <br>what'd you get?</br> 613 <br>Myrtle beach, you?</br> 212<br><br>24/m</br></br> 712 269 My area code covers about 3.6 million km^2<br><br>So we probably won't be able to meet</br></br> 905 18/M 610 951 riverfag 520<br>Saw a couple above but it looks like they're going for coffee shop blowjobs.</br> <br>623</br> 416<br><br>25/m<br><br>Any of you know a girl named Tina?</br></br></br></br> 262 <br>Where at in 813?</br> no 717 on tonight? <br><br>To be blunt, I'm looking for a drug hookup</br></br> <br>Epic Cafe in Tucson</br> 563 <br>YOOO</br> <br>not a cop at all</br> 802 989/517 <br>24m</br> 336, Ramsuer area. 19/m <br><br>I wish :\ they know all the players<br><br>I'm in Canada. Cops are cool about that shit.</br></br></br></br> 19/M/954 looking to get stoned <br>978<br><br>whats up mass fag</br></br></br> 708 <br>South Tampa. Near the Gandy Bridge.</br> I highly doubt anyone's here but 229? 905/24/M <br>Mehhhhh too far I am up in wesley chapel lol though it would be nice to just get out</br> 619 703 ftw 732/908 <br>Charleston/summerville. Thinking about buying a condo up in myrtle beach. Is it nice?</br> <br><br>416 Bathurst & Lakeshore. Wanna fuck?</br></br> <br>Yeah, heard of the area but never been up there. Still new to Tampa.</br> 325 reporting in <br>ayyy, where you at?</br> <br>508,<br>18/m<br>Trap sex?</br></br></br> Has anyone here actually met up for coffee/smoke/drink/fuck ? <br>Fort lauderdale area, wby?</br> 215 910<br><br>Just moved to Wilmington NC and need friends<br><br><br>I'm down for drinking</br></br></br></br></br> 845 <br>Yeee girl what up</br> <br>what's up man. i'm in lowell, where u at?<br><br> <br>you being the trap?</br></br></br></br> 816/913 <br>607</br> 586/m<br>femanon only<br>Kik is uptoolate777</br></br> <br> 339 <br>sure mayn</br></br> <br>post a pic?</br> 541, pls no babe 608 <br>Where from?</br> 801 314 <br>Sure mayn what?</br> <br>ayy based Kansas/Mo /b/ro</br> <br>pembroke pines, but not the poor side, but not rich either. kind in the middle</br> <br>chelmsford</br> 508 14/m reporting in what u talkin about?<br/> 587/780 bitches <br>AWE FUCK MAN 225</br> <br>do you smoke?</br> <br>how old are you? down to turn up</br> <br>563 but cant meet up got kik?<br>Ia ftw</br></br> 423 <br>Owosso Area then?</br> 74523 schwäbisch hall, germany<br>if any of you fuckers are still awake, let's meet up and light a spliff in the sunrise.</br> 601 323 comic geek here yo <br>what part of KC you in?</br> 33m just traveling in chucktown...<br>anonjj843 ...gmail</br> <br>hell yeah</br> <br>Got two Atlantans 404/770</br> <br>I'm 858 but close enough hi</br> 973 <br><br>661</br></br> 603 <br>Sup</br> <br>703/571</br> 937 <br>Yessir, lets do the diddly</br> 925 <br><br>anonjj843.... gmail<br><br>33m chucktown</br></br></br></br> <br>yoooo lets meet up and smoke a blunt</br> 515 here bored af <br>Where at?</br> <br><br>a fellow Looahvoolian?</br></br> 831 <br>319/641</br> <br>Sup des moines anon. Not from des moines here, but nice to see an iowanon</br> 931 <br>me again m/22</br> <br>I'm 330 also. Massillon though</br> <br>you still there chelmsfordfag</br> 570 <br>No way! Where at?<br>23/m here</br></br> 417 <br>What's up 314. West county</br> <br>Sounds like southern Minnesota. Really sucks. :-/<br>Anyways, 507/m</br></br> <br>678, same shit<br><br>Mwm</br></br></br> <br>908 fag here <br>What town?</br></br> 563 (davenport, ia) cant meet up but got kik: MAEDMan6233 45711 germany <br>b-but anon... i have no money or car...</br> <br>Same <br>Mwm</br></br> 847??? <br>wattup</br> 248/508 970 <br>how old are you anon?</br> <br>3<br>678<br>MWM</br></br></br> <br>ayy 978/18/m whats good</br> <br>Sup. Ames is dead in the Summer. Especially during the week lol</br> <br>fuck yeah man!!</br> <br>25 male mass now</br> <br>701 also! I'm 19 m mandan.. you?</br> 678<br>Down to mess around tomorrow<br>MWM</br></br> 312/872 25/m 805 santa maria/lompoc area <br>hey, 480 what's up</br> <br>butt pic</br> <br>dover here</br> <br>/b/rowsing, got classes in the morning. you?</br> 704/980 anyone? <br>702 here. what side of town?</br> 416<br>27/F</br> 248 / 734 / 313<br>Male, straight.<br>Kik: tsundef</br></br> <br>218</br> <br>Not shit. Sitting in my apartment. Broke up with my girl of 2 years about 4 weeks ago so getting used to this whole single bachelor thing<br> 24 here </br></br> 410 <br>586 /m</br> <br>Where in 708?</br> <br><br><br>480 as well. Always wanted a three way.</br></br></br> 401 <br><br>816 aswell</br></br> <br>Same, but 1 1/2 years 2 months ago. Still got a case of the feels, but Led Zeppelin sang "It's fading away, can't feel you anymore"</br> <br><br>845 here as well</br></br> <br>legal, you?</br> <br>east side. near unlv</br> <br>Haha, way cool niles, as long as ur not a 5th street yard ape</br> <br>612-651-763-952 (Minneapolis/St. Paul) Make here...any females looking to get together?</br> 252 <br>yeah, well i have a car, im straight btw. you got weed?</br> <br>What part?</br> <br>937</br> 908/973 m<br>hope/blairstown area<br>I got some bud</br></br> <br>Ever meet Slug?</br> <br>Holy shit! Kingsport, Johnson City, or Bristol?</br> <br>where you buying a house at?? where you work at??</br> 666 here <br>Brainerd here, fuck you citiyet</br> <br><br>Sup guys<br>Bis, 25, male</br></br></br> <br>Nope</br> <br>Any 909s still here</br> <br><br>U got 3 404s my man, grant park representin!! Mwm here too... We should swing!!</br></br> 901 checking in <br>2edgy4me</br> <br>idk probably not buying one for awhile. and id rather not say where i work.</br> <br>480</br> <br>mods?? ah nevermind they don't do shit</br> 713 203<br>23/f<br>fairfield</br></br> 901 <br>Where at?</br> first other 205 I've ever seen in one of these. I'm in bham area you? <br><br>lol hmu [email protected], I'm a dude btw</br></br> 832 HTx <br><br>3rd fag here. Washington.</br></br> <br>ahh ok. no problem on that. when you usually free? drink? smoke? what you into??</br> <br>sup bruh</br> <br>YOOOOOOO</br> <br>First ever other 901 I've seen</br> <br>SAAAAMME</br> <br>also suh bruh</br> <br>It's never happened.. I was gonna meet some anon years ago but it was cold outside and I didn't want to leave my blanket and computer chair</br> <br>yeah I party on the weekends. 23 m</br> 215 <br>973, where you at? 25, m, Morris county</br> <br>dude same</br> 901 M kik:HiImKanye 740 OH <br>whats up /b/ro?</br> <br>No fucking way, I'm the first guy, and where are you guys? Newburgh, Kingston, Wallkill?</br> 541<br><br>orefag</br></br> <br>480 here also</br> <br>Same 901 as up there? Or there 3 of us?</br> <br>Ayyy, mwm 33. Let's get drunk and bitch about our women.. Also 404/grant park</br> 585 967 <br><br/></br> 239 <br>Southwest Iowa bro?</br> <br>Im in petawawa, how about you?</br> <br>sauce of emma watson movie?</br> <br>Lotta married dudes iin the atlanta area<br>33 mwm 404/grant park</br></br> 509 Spokane fags where you at <br>Yeaaa 6-0</br> 937 Centerville - kik:WwYETIwW <br>Shitty. I just want the fall semester to get here so theres plenty of tail to chase</br> <br>I posted twice. Second one has my kik</br> <br>Where you at? I'm 205 as well.</br> 515 noones ever in the 413 <br> 613 <br><br>Sheeeeyit! ASL? Wanna fight, drink, or fuck?</br></br></br> <br>4. 770<br>24 m</br></br> 606<br>anyone else?</br> <br>Message me on kik foo</br> 408, anyone else even in the bay? <br>Where you at anon?</br> <br>Tomorrow till.5pm</br> <br>Armyfag?</br> <br>where do you usually go??</br> Whats your blackguy name /b/ why not? roooolllll! <br>roll</br> <br>roll</br> rolf <br>k</br> roll <br>sauce?</br> Ok <br> tfw Persshon Washington </br> <br>roll</br> <br>i like that name Jams Jackson</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Roll</br> M5454424<br>But I haven't had a black person name since I escaped France.</br> <br>Persmiah Carter is the next fucking Pope. Keep that in mind.</br> Rolling to be a nignog <br>shaqueefa get</br> <br>laladarla<br><br>im rerolling fuck that</br></br></br> Roll <br>a</br> <br>fucking rollll</br> rollio Jamal Kwan Johnson Rolll ALLAHU AKBAR roll <br>shiiiieeeeeettt</br> nnnnn Roll h <br>ladanelquin ok thats believable</br> <br>rawling for nignog status</br> ʳᵒᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ Nigging out <br>rooolll</br> Give me the niggest Roll Roll <br>Rollerino</br> roll Am I black? roll Roll I hope mine is Reginald Veljohnson <br>mah dindu</br> <br>Lamalmiah Robinson<br><br>just what I was planning to name my first son actually</br></br></br> <br>Puh-leeze. I was already a nignog.</br> Rollin <br>Lamalmiah Brown</br> rolll Damn it I'm rollin latarmish jackson Roll pls to jertalicious jackson Rell <br>Latarquel Washington</br> Rolll. Relo Rollioll <br>Rollingg</br> Dhj roll Pesos Rolling... <br>Laquoterious Brown. Kek</br> Rolling Rollin Dinner roll Tell me negr ooooo <br>okey</br> roll For mah nigga <br>laquineo jones <br><br>these are all correct. this is bizarre</br></br></br> rawlin roll roll rolllllll <br>Roll</br> roll Roll faggarino <br>Lofereo smith</br> Yes please some of this would be quite good re-rawling rowlan w/o slippin nigga <br>shiiit LaS'quel Harris</br> Am I nig now? <br>la-ilterious washington</br> <br><br>Rolling Joints</br></br> Roll rrrrrrollin rolls <br>kekkin roll</br> Rollin Rollin.Rollin. Rollin down the river <br>Laius Robinson</br> Roll <br>damarus johnson<br><br>op this is genius. 3 legit black names in a row</br></br></br> <br> Darsharterious Carter <br><br>Like my negro name /b/?</br></br></br> <br>So...</br> Let it roll Oh boy, time for me to get my nigtag. Rolling Niggers <br>ROOOLLLLL</br> roll <br>damalicious washington</br> Rol roll roll of the jungle watch out for these dubs. Darmaricious Johnson, yea that's a kepper <br>Dagsjskdyjebf</br> Roll for fags <br>dataleo williams</br> muh nigga <br>Rolololol</br> Kek <br><br>Datalicious Washington.</br></br> <br>Damaleo johnson <br>Mightbeabletogetajob/10</br></br> a yo hit me up with a damn roll nigga <br>roll</br> <br>:V</br> Rollllin Roll Shartiqua delaqhicious <br>Roll</br> Sheeeiiiiittttt <br>V:</br> i'll give this a roll <br>mmkay</br> cfgbdfgh Roolerino <br>close</br> Roll Rolling Roll <br>Fuck it, why not</br> roll Damalkwon Brown. Now I just want to punch Damal-nigger in the face.<br>Nigger don't lift my car.</br> black nigger Eyhey m <br>rollathon</br> role rollinggg rolll Rpll Rollin Your all fags :^) roll <br><br>Darsharshon Smith</br></br> roll <br>roll</br> rolll <br>Rolling in the deep</br> <br>Dartarkwon Johnson</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Niggahhme shieet</br> <br>Rolljn</br> <br>I am best nigger</br> Rolli Roll <br>roll br</br> Always roll check emn roll <br><br>Dartalicious Carter</br></br> roll Rell <br>Rollio</br> Rolling for La Mar Kwon Carter Check these dubs rollerinoroll erqwr I'm rolling my negros <br> But what if I actually become a nigger doing this? </br> /b/ I can't stop myself. I need this now. <br>No, you fucking don't.</br> <br>race mixing is bad, anon</br> <br>no god help me <br>bitch friendzoned me <br>now this</br></br></br> of course you can't stop yourself faggot, you need the job and money, you're a huge asshole with the most pathetic job in the world <br>Miscegenation is fucking disgusting.</br> <br>You're doing this over a woman? Really?</br> <br> tinfoil <br>kekking</br></br> <br>Strangely aroused</br> <br>No come on. Why does a nigger end up fucking her? She didn't even know any.</br> <br>Who the fuck cares? There are more important things to worry about than women.</br> <br>like chinks? no thanks</br> <br> chinks <br> thinks white women are a single iota better/more important <br>I'd tell you to kill yourself, but that's too macabre. Find another hobby.</br></br></br> dat ring <br>stop posting chinks goddammit</br> <br>...No. And they're Japanese, not Chinese.<br><br> they're the same thi- <br>Shut the fuck up.</br></br></br></br> <br> being this tinfoil <br>I hate to break it to you, but that's a bunch of /pol/ tards sucking each others little nazi cocks. That isn't "proof" of anything.</br></br> <br><br><br><br><br>function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)<wbr>");</wbr></br></br></br></br></br> <br>hot.</br> <br>chinks look like little alien 12 year old boys<br>would not bang</br></br> guys we need to talk about what just happened <br>No we dont now fuck off</br> <br>MOOT IS BACK FROM THE DEAD <br><br>FUCK YEAH<br><br><br>AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>moot returneded</br> <br>its just a mod nothing special</br> Moot is back? please guys listen to me i'm a bit drunk but i'm here to say hi <br><br>pic is proof</br></br> AYY LMAO<br><br>:LOUDER:</br></br> <br>fuck outta here newfag, all it was was some faggot mod trying to get some attention, happens all the time</br> Jesus fucking Christ.<br><br>I never thought I'd see the day where I actually thought "fucking newfags" but god damn it, fucking newfags. Have you never seen a mod fuck with /b/ before?</br></br> MOOT <br>ᵐᵒᵒᵗ ʰᵘᶰᵍᵉʳˢ</br> <br>it is the introduction of rich text editing on 4chin.<br>next time you reload the page you should see new buttons for text formatting and clipart.</br></br> <br>O</br> <br><br>HOLY SHIT IT'S NUTEEEEEEEEEEE</br></br> <br><br><br>Toasting in legendary bread!</br></br></br> <br>try harder dumb fuck kek</br> <br><br>The flute is mute!</br></br> <br>Just so you fuckheads know, girls only started showing up on this website after m00t left</br> MOOT MOOT MOOT<br><br>MOOT CARES, MOOT BRINGS</br></br> <br>Fag ban me</br> <br><br>noottttttttttttttttttttt</br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>629561845 <br>HOW COME WHEN ITS HIM THEY ARENT KNOWING ARE HIM!?</br> <br><br><br>dem dubs!</br></br></br> <br>ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL<br>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT</br></br> <br><br><br>No shut up</br></br></br> check em faggots <br>ᵐᵒᵒᵗ ʰᵘᶰᵍᵉʳˢ</br> <br>I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THAT FILE NAME. TOTALLY NOT COPIED FROM ANOTHER THREAD.</br> <br>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ</br> <br>HOLY SHIT ITS without timestamp GTFO</br> <br>noooooo</br> <br>checked<br><br>check these</br></br></br> <br> Didn't post time stamp <br>Come on</br></br> <br><br>jayden smith isn't it past your bedtime!?</br></br> you can use the Post Reply as a text editor. <br>You just need to eliminate the original css style with firebug or inspect element, then you can insert css, it is just html.</br> <br>Not checked but check these nig</br> moot pls stay i missed you <br>fake and gay plz kill self</br> 88 ｗｈｅｎ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ BLANK， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ <wbr>ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ． ｉ ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅ<wbr>ｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ BLANK． ａｌｌ ｂｅ<wbr>ｃｏｍｉｎｇ BLANK2.</wbr></wbr></wbr> <br>Moot is not that new.</br> Not REKT REKT REKTangle SHREKT REKT-it Ralph Total REKTall The Lord of the REKT The Usual SusREKTs North by NorthREKT REKT to the Future Once Upon a Time in the REKT The Good, the Bad, and the REKT LawREKT of Arabia Tyrannosaurus REKT eREKTile dysfunction eREKTion ᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ <br>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ</br> <br>if you were moot you would''ve used your capcode</br> But what if Moot is not kill <br>What the fuck?<br><br>Why did that just say 'posting in 5 seconds' and count down? HELP MOOT WHAT IS THIS</br></br></br> <br>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ</br> <br>who is this newfag?</br> ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ <br/> <br>no time stamp but image search isn't showing any copies, possibly actual moot</br> <br><br>ᵐᵒᵒᵗ ᶰᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵗʳᶦᵖˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶦᵗʸ. ᵈᵘᵇˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ᶦᶰᶜʳᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵘᶰᵍᵉʳ.</br></br> BRING BACK MOOT <br> ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦ </br> Moot is embarrassed of us, I have personal knowledge of this. Too successful to close though. Now that you are suffering, know that, Moot has forsaken you. https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=n3x<wbr>ncuyyqmE</wbr> [ ] <br>ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.</br> Hey faggots, its Hispachan. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATs going on in this thread? <br>Hey moot you look like a boot and don't play like a flute should I call you a fluke? Sup bro.</br> <br>What the shit? I missed this.</br> <br>Moot, why did you kill world2chan?</br> Papa? <br>BRING BACK MOOT!</br> What the fuck is going on here. <br>HI MUM I'M ON THE INTERNET</br> <br>WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN?</br> <br>hi noot</br> THS IS NOW A TRAP THREAD I wish moot was here. He'd show you<br><br>HE'D SHOW YOU ALL!</br></br> Newfags everywhere<br> ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ</br> <br>HOLY SHIT</br> Free Anne frank! <br>/b embarrassed moot in front of his new rich young tech mogul buddies. He had to add mods and distance himself. <br>He has dumped you for another guy with more even though you guys grew up together and went to the prom together and liked her even when she was unpopular.</br></br> <br>V KEKY MY SIDEYS R IN SPACEY LOLY HEHEHEHE</br> NO TRAPS GODDAMNIT<br>NOT NOW</br> AM I DO GOOD MOTT <br>timestamp you fucking jew<br><br> i love you mootikins </br></br></br> <br>Not the real moot.</br> 213 PRAISE MOOT <span class="deadlink">>>629561845 ｗｈｅｎ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ BLANK ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ <span class="deadlink">>>629561845 <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> graabbing another man cock <br>why?</br></br> <br> 629572449 </br> ｗｈｅｎ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ BLANK， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ <wbr>ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ． ｉ ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅ<wbr>ｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ BLANK． ａｌｌ ｂｅ<wbr>ｃｏｍｉｎｇ BLANK2.</wbr></wbr></wbr> oooн, ιтz мαɢιĸzzz s/fur <br>I wanted to fly as more of a hobby though.<br>Maybe one day.</br></br> <br>More of this, please.</br> singles you fap(last 2 digits determine how long in minutes) <br> dubs get you go to sleep <br> trips you fap until you pass out </br></br> Roll <br>Rolling. I'll fap to you dawn</br> Aite Feast!!!!<br>Otherworld games!!!!</br> <br>should've stayed away nep</br> <br>oh~ god~ i~ love~ memmemes~<br><br> J~ u~ n~ k~ o~ </br></br></br> <br>Yes,a Green one albeit,I also can too!<br>-Shapeshifts into a Green far-reaching<br>Hi up there!<br> Propaganda Gem Emerald </br></br></br></br> Were keks had? <br>She did. Everyone was on it the other day. Where do you think we found out her place of employment from?</br> <br>Ah. I see. Anyone let her know she's out there?</br> 8 decides what I call mcdonalds about. Vocaroo for proof <br>just added both michiganfags</br> WE NEED BOOOOOOOOOMPS meow meow guys I did it</blockquote>][ Trips names my amiibo <br>Pikachu</br> <br>Buttplug</br> <br>Paint it black with a sharpie and call it "Dan the Hedgehog"</br> DILDO Faggot licker Coldsteel sanic <br>Man</br> My Sonic talis <br>my sonic amiibo</br> Sanik <br>rainbow dash<br><br> trips get for something autistic and embarrassing, even though you owning that is probably enough </br></br></br> Autism sonichu <br>Sedgehog</br> <br> 221 <br>fug</br></br> <br>paint arms blue</br> Blue arms <br>so close</br> Autismus Maximus CuntAssNigger minion Blue Waffle 3Fast5U sonic chris chan Malcom x le reddit Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Smegma the hedgerag Dong Paint arms blue<br>Name it chris</br> <br>moot</br> Mike brown <br>just this</br> Coldsteel. Then paint it purple Kony christine weston chandler Bloo Booty Buster Nothing personnel Bill Cosby <br>Coldsteel teh Hedgehog<br>"Pssh.. Nuthin personnel, kid"</br></br> Virginity jar jar binks CuntleForskin 9/11 Moot prove you're not a summer fag ▲<br>▲ ▲</br> How do I do that @627278844 whats a summer fag? XD ITT: there are no newfags, there are only oldfags trolling other oldfags into thinking they are newfags.<br><br>/thread</br></br> <br>■<br>■■<br>see my trifurher</br></br></br> <br>i remember david kalac's thread</br> heh le reddit frog imblying we're not all summerfags of the human race's glorious summer <br><br><br><br><br>nighty nighty sleeping dog</br></br></br></br></br> ▲ <br> ▲▲ </br> <br>Praise the sun</br> <br>Nigger doesn't even praise the sun.</br> You're a filthy moot wannabe, summerfag. Hey /b/. TRIPS gets Arma 2, Arma 2 Operation Arrow Head and DayZ Mod. Lets start.<br><br>Roll for dubs to get any of the others. Dubs will not get you the games that are boxed.</br></br> <br>No, mine doesn't count.</br> <br>bump</br> Rollan <br>Kharaktetgenerashun@gmail</br> Rollerino ay <br>dam</br> rollin/bump humble bundle? rolling <br>Yes humble bundle</br> https://steamcommunity.com/profiles<wbr>/76561198010582776</wbr> <br>reroll</br> Roll<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198063517586</wbr></br> roooollling <br>Roll</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>gotta get dat<br>Id; KalimarasBronius</br></br> /itsgreg <br>roll</br> <br>Get</br> <br>me again, OP was not a faggot, and did deliver.</br> <br>2 down</br> I wana pick who it's going to if I get trips <br>Trips get</br> roll<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198065540399</wbr></br> Rolling I don't need that shit skull_show <br>Rollin</br> <br>reroll</br> Steam ID: ChandyTheRandy <br>Reroll</br> <br>gotta get that <br>Id KalimarasBronius</br></br> Rollin'<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198035949577/</wbr></br> <br><br>I added you two.</br></br> <br>Op, ure free to choose for me. :3<br>Skull_show</br></br> <br>Rerolling</br> Roll <br>roll</br> <br>reolly peolly</br> /id/thej0llyroger/ Feeling lucky today<br>skull_show</br> <br>Here comes the trip</br> <br><br>"Autobots, (re)roll Out"</br></br> <br>thats your steam right? It came up with "Terror"</br> <br>trip inbound</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/199223<wbr>21222222<br><br>Im BearSempai</br></br></wbr> <br>Rerawll</br> <br>Again cause i have nothing to do on this weekend</br> <br>Rollan</br> <br><br><br>I'm rolling until I win</br></br></br> <br>triiiiiips</br> <br>Shame</br> <br>Rollin Again</br> <br>Rollin</br> <br>inb4 quad</br> <br>Again</br> <br>there the quad</br> <br>So close</br> ayy http://steamcommunity.com/id/Travis<wbr>TwoKnives</wbr> <br>Thanks for the win. ^</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198002311399<br>This is it.</br></wbr> <br>Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh</br> <br>I never get the double digits.</br> <br>Rolling again</br> <br>It is a shame</br> rolling for helicopters bundle<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/vitayt<wbr>ay/</wbr></br> <br>Eventually</br> <br>Fucking czeched</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198002311399</wbr> <br>dat dub tho</br> <br>ROOOOOOLLLLLLLL</br> roolllll <br>Rolling again</br> gibe gibe gibe<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/soreya<wbr>ngtulus</wbr></br> OP here, I am waiting.... Nigger trips <br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198002311399</wbr></br> <br>rolllllll</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198002311399<br>Reroll</br></wbr> Post the ugliest chick you've ever fucked Lost it to her too <br>holy shit dude...</br> BUMP You guys can stop the thread now. No one can beat me. <br>is that even a chick m8?</br> <br>Looks ok to me!</br> <br>would you do her /b/?<br>the one in the right, she had nice tits if i recall</br></br> <br>Dat filename</br> <br>wtf <br>so true</br></br> <br>holy shit.<br><br>you fucked a cone head?</br></br></br> <br>masie got a sister?</br> <br>ips?</br> <br>yo, the fuck u fuckin quasimodo for nigga??? u alright fam ??</br> <br>Is that Ellie Oneill?????</br> <br>shopped ta fuck</br> lol :( Facebook<br>Amalie Frank</br> one on the left fucking cheating whore <br>Oh god, why?</br> <br>I was really really drunk the first time it happened.</br> <br>Id let her do a poo on me</br> <br>did she get stung by a bee ??</br> <br>faaaaark</br> <br>she's cute</br> <br>damn..... hard lines bro</br> cool party dude Cool party dude COOL FUCKING PARTY YOU SHITTY LOOKING FAGGOT cool party dude This is my magical loli doujin thread. The place where dreams don't actually come true.<br>Testing for faggots.<br><br>Girls Aloud 1<br>1/28</br></br></br></br> 2/28 <br>MODS</br> 4/28 <br>Suck my small penis faget<br><br>5/28</br></br></br> 6/28 7/28 8/28 9/28 10/28 11/28 12/28 13/28 Don't hit that Image cap tho. 14/28 15/28 I don't understand why people bother to dump doujinshi if it's readily available on sadpanda<br><br>give us some wani shit</br></br> 16/28 <br>I don't understand why people post anything if it's all available online derp.</br> 17/28 please do carry on, you have my interest and my attention 18/28 19/28 20/28 21/28 22/28 23/28 24/28 25/28 26/28 27/28 28/28<br><br>Do we want more?</br></br> <br>hell yeah!</br> SURE !<br><br>BUMP!</br></br> <br>Thankyou, anon! :3 <br>Sure, drop some more.</br></br> moar lolis who do not know of the secks Girls Aloud 2<br><br>1/31</br></br> 2/31 3/31 4/31 Oh yeah, ain't no secks til the 6th chapter. Still want more or something else?<br><br>5/31</br></br> 6/31 7/31 8/31 <br>gogo!</br> 9/31 <br>pls download! nice</br> 10/31 w-who makes this shit? How could live with yourself knowing you created something so vile?<br>Someone is going to see this trash, fantasize about children, and then go out and rape a little girl.<br><br>Thats enough internet for me today. Jesus christ</br></br></br> 11/31 12/31 13/31 14/31 <br>sweet vanilla</br> 15/31 16/31 17/31 18/31 19/31 20/31 21/31 22/31 23/31 24/31 25/31 26/31 27/31 28/31 29/31 30/31 Do we still have interest?<br><br>31/31</br></br> <br>Newfag spotted</br> <br>Wheres the rest</br> <br>moar</br> <br>yiss `pls</br> <br>YES MOAR!</br> Girls Aloud 2.5<br><br>1/5</br></br> <br>Dubs for dump</br> <br>more like bait spotted</br> 2/5 may the loli goddes bless you OP 3/5 4/5 5/5 <br>THATS IT?</br> Girls Aloud 3<br><br>1/23</br></br> <br>its 2.5, relax<br>OP will soon post 3 (i hope)</br></br> <br>Calm down dear!<br><br>2/23</br></br></br> 3/23 Cringe thread. 4/23 5/23 6/23 7/23 8/23 9/23 10/23 These captcha's are getting more and more ridiculous...<br><br>11/23</br></br> my f5 button is starting to smoke 12/23 WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FUCK HOLY SHIT 13/23 14/23 15/23 16/23 17/23 wonderful thread. don't you dare stop 18/23 19/23 20/23 21/23 22/23 23/23 i sure as hell hope there is more, my erection demands some hardcore action <br>marriage me OP you glorious faggot</br> <br>or give me the source for that matter, all i know is i need more!</br> Girls Aloud 4<br><br>1/21</br></br> <br><br>Dumping it all, calm you steam engines, fagets.<br><br>2/21</br></br></br></br> 3/21 <br>does OP knows why this series was taken down by FAKKU?</br> 4/21 <br>killing four chins like this. just reverse image search it.</br> <br>tried it, nothing relevant came out</br> 5/21 <br>it was too vanilla. doki doki</br> in the name of loli, continue! Based OP. well done <br> using fucking ketchup <br>Fucking plebs</br></br> <br>MODS</br> u mad? <br>whoopty shit</br> <br> bloody rare master race reporting in </br> 2015 <br> eating raw meat when you can cook it <br><br>well done with ketchup is GOAT</br></br></br> <br>You seriously need to be removed from the gene pool.</br> <br>dank double dubs brah, pic related: my bomb ass steak I put creole and great value walmart steak sauce on<br><br><br> there is a special place in hell for us </br></br></br></br> eating meat <br><br>disgusting</br></br> <br>Pleb detected</br> I laugh at all the fags who put ketchup on anything. Grow the fuck up. <br>you ever been poor as hell and forced yourself to buy the cheap as fuck really thin steaks that are basically cow ass? <br><br>I have</br></br></br> Not even good ketchup. <br>hey man marginalizing everyone based on whether or not they eat ketchup seems a bit mundane doesnt it lad?</br> <br>I eat plain stake, rare/ barely medium rare with ketchup. <br>Das gud mang.</br></br> IM STRAIGHT I REFUSE TO DISCUSS HOW I HANDLE MY MEAT <br>The whole ketchup dad is more disturbing than anything else. <br>People put that shit on everything and claim it's a tomatosauce.</br></br> <br> Ketchup dad <br>Dear god no, I meant fad, ketchup fad.</br></br> I make my own steak sauce. About 3 parts ketchup, 1 part mustard, and a dash of Worcester sauce and a double dash of soy sauce. caring how other people eat <br><br>sure is autismal in here</br></br> Black and Blue Übermensch reporting in check 'em <br>Are you a pit bull? Why eat raw meat?<br> fukken animal </br></br> <br>i eat raw meat because i'm a man. <br><br> if you have hair on your balls and a chick on your dick, you eat raw meat. </br></br></br> <br>Cooking it gives you cancer FAG. Raw is natural...just like fucking</br> <br> i eat raw meat because i'm a man. <br>Nope. You're a fukken savage. I bet you use coal and lighter fluid to grill the meat in question and then drench it in some shitty bbq sauce.</br></br> <br>if you care how other people eat their food you need to find something that matters more in your own life.</br> <br> i'm a man <br>doubt it, kiddo</br></br> complaining about well done <br>What's wrong with eating meat the way it's supposed to be eaten?</br> <br>He's pre-caveman. Still hasn't figured out that fire is good.</br> <br> coal <br>As opposed to?</br></br> <br>Ember from wood.</br> <br>Prehistoric humans like most primates were coprophagic. Meaning they ate their own shit to aid digestion of matter that was not easily broken down. Cooking and farming has made that unnecessary. <br>So if you're not going to cook your food,<br>Eat Shit.</br></br></br> <br> retards should re-read posts and then contemplate what they'll post </br> <br>I know what I'm reading, I'm just not replying to someone who doesn't give a shit.</br> if you use anything else on your steak then you're not living <br><br>captcha - steaks</br></br> <br>back in my day the capatcha always ended in niggers. <br><br>summer's here</br></br></br> <br>Why didn't you say propane you hank hill faggot</br> <br>What?</br> <br>if you like the way it tastes, go for it.<br>it's all going to get turned into shit anyway.</br></br> <br>operation nigger, newfag. <br><br>read your /b/istory books</br></br></br> <br>Who gives a shit<br><br>Does anyone really care<br><br>it's fucking food</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>i know how you feel bro</br></br> <br> double dubs <br><br>Oh my fuck...</br></br></br> <br>Nigger detected</br> <br>I don't, because I'm not eating it.<br><br>If I had to eat that overcooked piece of shit with that disgusting tomato sauce I'd slit my fucking throat with that... what appears to be a paring knife that person is using to cut their food.</br></br></br> <br>/thread</br> <br>this</br> <br>Because, I repeat, I'm not a US barbarian who burns the meat on the outside while keeping it bloody raw on the inside and then drench it in some sauce that completely masks the flavour of properly grilled meat. Get it, Captain Caveman?</br> <br>Might as well eat it raw.</br> <br>Medium rare is the best way to go.</br> op you fucking pleb Im thinking about doing online uni<br>I have a quite good job that I don't wanna leave and my weekends are absolutely packed.<br>What do you think guys?<br>Pic; things you miss when you're not studying full time</br></br></br> <br>quien es?</br> It's a good choice. Just be sure to keep up with the studying though or you will get quickly overwhelmed by it. <br>Who dis QT</br> <br>If Ill know I will propose to her probably. She's definitely my 10/10.<br>Someone posted her couple weeks ago from waif folder. <br>If you'll get anywhere let me know</br></br></br> <br>I tried.<br><br>If you find a good course and enjoy what you're doing it's amazing, sadly I didn't. Different strokes for different folks. Give it a try though, it's honestly an enjoyable way of studying if you have one iota of self-discipline.</br></br></br> <br>Do you know what lands in your cv after? I mean I don't want to put "online university"</br> <br>Which online uni are you thinking of attending?</br> <br>Thanks bro<br>Bonus question is anyone doing it atm in UK and how much is it?<br>Ill go for graphic design/art/communication arts etc</br></br></br> <br>I'v got no clue yet, just came up with idea. I live in london</br> <br>I did it at the Open University, was 9000£. Too expensive for what it was, tbh.<br><br>Chances are graphic design/comm is much more pleasant to do than sociology. Just don't even try that.</br></br></br> <br>Open University is the best one for you then. Google them and look through their prospectus. They have degrees in virtualy everything and are very supportive with your studies.</br> <br><br>I'm gonna rectify: Open University is good, the socio course is not engaging.</br></br> New porn webm thread, op of the last big thread that just died <br>sauce?</br> <br>sauce for the love of god !!!!</br> <br>this is the best porn webm ever made</br> Bump <br>disgusting faggots</br> ok <br>woooooow. sauce?</br> <br>fuck ya jerking off hard to this</br> <br>Is that the guy that played the green goblin in spiderman?</br> <br>I'm gay and I find this so disgusting and wrong on so many levels...</br> <br>kill yourself then fag</br> <br>Sauce?</br> <br>i bet the bitch still wouldnt fuck me even if shes tied up because im too beta</br> <br>source?</br> 1/10 <br>2/10</br> <br>Source?</br> <br>who is this bitch?</br> <br>3/10</br> Does anyone have more of the webm in last thread of the girl taking some dick in the mouth while she was asleep? Or just more of that in general Huge fetish of mine. Fucking love it. <br>Zoey Monroe</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br>i would run my balls through 1000 rusty nails to hold her hand</br> <br>its zoey monroe but idk the video</br> <br>siswet18</br> <br>Sauce?</br> Anyone got any tiny4k accounts? Last one that was dumped about a month ago no longer works. <br>penny pax in the submission of emma marx</br> <br>anybody got some sauce?</br> <br><br>Holy shit, sauce?</br></br> <br> gay <br> disgusting and wrong <br> denial detected </br></br></br> <br>Riley Reid</br> . <br>Emily Bloom.</br> my favourite <br>sauce for a faggot?</br> <br>boxy? :(</br> <br>Sauce ?</br> <br>yeah you wish</br> <br><br><br>I know that's Riley Reid and Sasha Grey, I'm asking where these videos are, I like watching react to footage of them in their own pornos. Sauce for where I can find more porn stars reacting to their scenes?</br></br></br> <br>gonna need some sauce on dat</br> <br>oh man I've been looking for this webm, anyone got SAUCE?</br> <br>Sauce</br> <span class="deadlink">>>627255963 <br><br>for those of you from this thread wanting the pics here.</br></br> <br><br>And who says OP doesn't deliver</br></br> <br>So how old was your sister again?</br> I feel sorry for you op. Here's a cookie. Kind of sad you got caught. Those green texts would've been mint <br>holy fuckign shit this deserves screen cap</br> Hey! I can type up a "document" and print it out too! <br><br>three.<br><br><br>Don't be I brought this upon myself<br><br><br><br>Go for it, let others know to not fuck up</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Being a law student myself, as drug-fucked as OP claims to be, no way he got the legal terms right by mistake.</br> <br><br>then why would I block my name and department I had to report to? rather than not type them in if it was fake? W/e think what you want I know what happened.</br></br> <br>I'm the second guy you responded to, and the reason I feel sorry for you is because I did this. Take your story, replace sister with cousin, make her 5 instead of 3 and I didn't get caught *i almost fucking did though* so imagining myself being caught in that place, I still feel sorry for you, dude.</br> how old is she now?<br>will you ever see her again?</br> <br>you/he/we block name and that stuff to make it legit<br>should be easy to understand, nigga</br></br> <br>I want to lick a 3 years old pussy too.</br> <br><br>good bro, its fucked. I cant work in alot of places now coz im flaged. <br><br>Also the only reason this went to the authoritys is because my step mum hated me and it was the perfect chance to get me out of the house.<br>I'v heard plenty of storys from older generations saying that this stuff has happend and it's stayed as an internal affair in the family. I just had an evil witch bitch step mum</br></br></br></br></br> <br> to make it look legit <br>fixd mypost</br></br> <br>I'm glad you got caught. That's disgusting.</br> ... What the fuck is going on? Can someone fill me in? <br>Why did you do that? god damn everyone is able to molest a little girl but me.</br> context anyone? <br><br>She is 12, and after alot of bridge building i'v been able to reconnect with my sibilings. Of course its only at family events but seeing her now is even worse. She is perfect in every way and who ever takes her will be the luckiest man alive</br></br> <br>someguy screwd his 3yo sister or something.. he said</br> How did you fuck up? <br>ask her if she remembers,then fuck her anus</br> <br><br><br><br><span class="deadlink">>>627255963 my green texts are here, image capped so I started new thread for haters and disbelievers.</br></br></br></br> <br>Is she cute and fuckable?<br><br>What think you dad about you now?</br></br></br> <br><br>My dad says she doesn't but every time I see her she gives me the same look as back then.</br></br> <br><br>It's 8 years ago, and there has been time for healing. Now he just wants me to succeed in life and do shit.</br></br> <br>did your dad forgive you?</br> Posting loli while I wait for comments. Some things don't change. Even after the 18 months of "mental correction" at a offenders center <br>Thats bullshit. If I find my own son fucking my 3 years old daughter I will kick his ass out of my house and hope a horde of niggers kills him on the streets.</br> <br>what did you do there<br>rather what did they do to you</br></br> <br>This guy gets it.</br> <br><br>Call it whatever you want, like I said there was a lot of bridge building that had to be done showing them that I was worthy to take part in their lives again.</br></br> <br>nah,you would join your son you redneck piece of shit.</br> <br>Im sure you are a still a pedo.</br> <br>How old were you?<br>Anyway, you can't blame someone for something they did 8 years ago.</br></br> <br><br>Because I was young and I did not rape her or do anything abusive I just had to learn about coping techniques, The circle of grooming that I did to understand how to stop myself in the process, also training to not have sexualized thoughts about minors. also basic counseling</br></br> <br><br>I was 15 at the time</br></br> <br>Yeah you definitely cannot blame someone for something they did at 15. I did a ton of things at 15 I would never do now.</br> <br>incest is never worth the risk.<br>it will destroy your life as it has mine</br></br> <br>just dont sleep with underage girls in general</br> Much respect OP. Just for your mental fortitude. Most guys I know would have killed themselves over what you've been through. Stick in there man, make something of the life you're just starting to get back. Morel of the story is, Stick with your loli people. Sure it is an enabler for this kind of behavior but what would society prefer, people fapping to a drawing of a little girl, or going out and getting a little girl. some urges can not be suppressed, even after all this time I still think about it. <br>i suffered just like OP.<br>it ruined my life</br></br> so what did you do exactly? piv? is that even possible? <br>How is a 3 years old pussy? Is it smooth? does it tastes like in my dreams?</br> <br>Sick fuck GTFO</br> <br>The fact that you're alive to post that says something. Idk if people I know are just pussies but again, most people I have met would've offed themselves over that. The fact that you're still alive says something about your ability to endure.</br> <br><br>all my green text was in older thread and its dead. <br>Really cbf typing that shit again sorry</br></br></br> someone post story <br><br>Well idk about everyone but she had little wispy hairs everywhere that tickled when I licked her, besides that it was perfect in every way, and a sweet musk rather than dirty whore pussy</br></br> <br><br>Mmmk to start I need to explain the follow up for it to make more sense, My father got a new missus 5 years prior and had a my sister 2 years after. so to start she is a half sister (which doesnt make fine but meh)<br><br> We move into our new house when she was around 2 <br> everything normal, going to high school at this point. <br> yada yada life, 1 year later, my sister grows insanely fast, Growing mentally/Physically <br> see her for the beautiful flower she is <br> Bloodlust kicks in so I devise ways to get alone with her <br> When i start i tell her if anyone asks say it's a secret <br> she smiles and agrees <br> go down and spread her open, I can't even describe the pleasure i revived from eating her out, Nearly cum in my pants. <br> go for a few minutes and then hear parents, so flip shit and make it look casual. <br><br>another day<br><br> In the morning before school she runs into my room but naked after shower to wake me up <br> wake up to small snatch in my face <br> Bestwakeupever <br> Get out of bed prop her on it and then spread her legs, eat her out again, even though she washed she had that musky pussy smell (she may not have washed properly idk) her mum starts walking down hall <br> shit panic <br> jump up and take her off the bed then say to her mum that i was showing her my lizard (I did have a reptile at that time) <br> Ride to school with the biggest hard on and face full of pussy sweat. <br> Shit day at school but just think about getting home to her again. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>how do you feel about the situation now?</br> <br><br> Keep proceeding to eat her, a few times in my parents room while they where away <br> I'd rub my dick in between her pussy lips but would never penetrate in fear of hurting her (I absolutly loved her and would never want to hurt her) <br> I poke a little bit and she squirms and asks me to use my tongue again, I happily say yes and go down on her, sucking and rolling around her clit in my mouth <br> It gets to the point where she is shivering and wraps her legs around my head. <br> pretty sure she orgasmed but to young produce juices. <br> parents come home and where finished ages ago </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>it hurts every day. and who says i havent tried<br>my life is worth much anymore</br></br> <br>And your proud of this? Degenerate faggot.</br> <br><br> we keep going for a good 5 months <br> the chance of getting caught actually makes it a thrill, I start getting waves of euphoria even thinking about it. <br> get to the point where I can not control myself and start being stupid with how I proceed <br> my father is home, working out the front <br> me downstairs with sister eating her snatch in the loungeroom <br> pull my pants down start rubbing myself again inbetween her lips <br> she is smiling at and its like god is shining in my face <br> thisislife.jpg <br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/627276120#p627280899">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> posting other anons gfs and exgfs theyve dumped on /b/ <br>please dump it all</br> fine i'll do it <br>10/10 hot<br><br>yes stuff like that so niceee</br></br></br> <br>I can't myself, you're so cute! I'll just need to hold you closer~</br> raid -> /jagegames <br>Gold</br> obaps<br> my niggas in here? <br> insta ban <br>seems like it</br></br></br> <br>this prick just banned me</br> Gore thread, trying to bait some 9fags please go all out. dafuqs that supposed to be ? <br>whats the story on this OP? ballsack papules?</br> Just got done donating a double round of red blood cells today at the local drive. Any of you fags donate blood regularly?<br>If not, why not when you're actively saving lives by doing so?</br> <br><br>I don't because I'm actibely saving lives by doing so.<br><br>/thread<br><br> >>mfw I'm O- </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>you want adhd blood?</br> <br>You could have lied and donated/sold anyway. I used to be a heroin addict, but luckily my arms still look okay, and I have no diseases or anything.</br></blockquote>][ buttplug? yes, bumping Roll u scrubs first trips or 911 gets any game i'll play :) <br>tripping</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>rerollllish</br> <br>DayZ? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561197995506653</wbr></br> No GTA V<br><br>id/ruben125<br><br>Check em</br></br></br></br> <br>roll</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/cekror<wbr>/<br>alien isolation</br></wbr> <br>911 incoming</br> reign of kings<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198156397410/</wbr></br> <br>GTA5 <br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198044379435/</wbr></br></br> <br>if no 911 so trips</br> <br>dayz http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561197995506653 roll</wbr></br> <br>id/deceptakonnz<br><br>witcher 3</br></br></br> roll <br>911 roll</br> <br>rolling</br> <br>tripz</br> op here u have 5mins <br>roll</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/Grundi<wbr>ger/<br>ARK: Survival Evolved<br>roll</br></br></wbr> Gimme g <br>roll</br> <br>roll</br> Trips Get.<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198126622330/</wbr></br> <br>dayz http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561197995506653 911</wbr></br> <br><br>So close.</br></br> <br>roll</br> <br>rolling</br> <br>rolling for bad ratz</br> <br>rolllllling</br> Arkham Knight<br>Steam ID: /beetsbyschrute</br> <br>Rerolling</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>trips now</br> id: RAMBO No. 5 Rollin for elder scrolls online, is op going to be a faggot? ID /andwii <br>winrar</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>SwaggyBoi<br><br>Check em and hit me up with Witcher 3</br></br></wbr> <br><br>WINRAR</br></br> <br>faggot you didn't specify what game</br> roll <br>re roll</br> Rolly fucking poley <br>what game dude you forgot the game</br> <br>Trying again since the moron waisted trips</br> Fluttershy'sFutaCock on steam <br>rolling for battle toads</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198200440821/ cs go</wbr> http://steamcommunity.com/id/cekror<wbr>/<br>alien: isolation</br></wbr> <br>i will get dayz now http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561197995506653</wbr></br> <br>dubs and now trips</br> steamcommunity.com/profiles/7656119<wbr>8071194203 fallout 4 pre-order</wbr> <br>reroll</br> <br><br>Can i get a GTA V</br></br> <br>911 roll?</br> <br>rereroll</br> <br>rolling for dayz http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561197995506653</wbr></br> <br>Roll<br>GTA V<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/mixit3<wbr>7</wbr></br></br></br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>disismyaccount<br><br>Shadow of Mordor</br></br></wbr> <br>i want trips</br> <br>reroll</br> <br> steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611<wbr>98071194203 fallout 4 pre-order</wbr> </br> <br>rolling</br> <br>Reroll<br>GTA V<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/mixit3<wbr>7</wbr></br></br></br> <br>Rolling</br> <br>Don't bother its a shit game</br> (OP)<br>Fallout 4 http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>Kvitost98</wbr></br> <br>winrar</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Rolling stones<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/mixit3<wbr>7<br>GTA V</br></wbr></br></br> <br>rolling</br> <br>trips get</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/prow0j<wbr>t1<br>cs go :V</br></wbr> <br>GTA V<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/mixit3<wbr>7</wbr></br></br> <br>991 or 999 get</br> <br>roll<br>quads > trips</br></br> steamcommunity.com/profiles/7656119<wbr>8071194203 fallout 4 pre-order<br><br>check'em</br></br></wbr> <br>GTA V<br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/mixit3<wbr>7</wbr></br></br></br> <br>Want H1Z1<br><br>911 or trips GET<br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>7656119816990</wbr></br></br></br></br></br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>MajesticHusky<br><br>I'll take morrowind with my trips</br></br></wbr> <br>i win delivar pls op</br> <br>trips never</br> <br><br>You dumb fuck</br></br> <br>kek</br> <br>dude</br> Witcher 3<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198213901004/</wbr></br> <br>check em</br> <br>damnit... rolled at a bad time. Re-Rolland</br> Batman arkham knight <br><br>Will post screenshot</br></br> <br>Rerollin for 222<br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>MajesticHusky<br>Morrowind get!</br></wbr></br></br> /b/ prove this wrong<br><br>Protip: You can't<br><br> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. <br><br> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. <br><br> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. <br><br> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced. <br><br> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Amen brotha <br>Yeah you're right man. a conservative man literally wants no change so he just ignores something he doesn't like.</br> <br><br>Minding ones own business =/= ignoring change<br><br>That is the problem most conservatives have with the current libtard trends. Conservatives want to mind their own business. Liberals try pushing their shitty ideals onto everyone.<br><br>Ironic, right?</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> if a liberal doesn't want to marry another guy, he doesn't. If a conservative doesn't want to marry another guy, he wants gay marriage declared unconstitutional <br><br> if a liberal doesn't want an abortion, she doesn't get one. If a conservative doesn't want an abortion, she tries to have abortions declared unconstitutional <br><br> if a liberal doesn't want to pray to Allah, he doesn't pray to Allah. If a conservative doesn't want to pray to Allah, he has the mosque raided as a terrorist training camp <br><br>I can do this too and it's exactly as stupid as when you fucking do it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> majority of vegetarians aren't liberal <br><br>0/10</br></br></br> <br>You are confusing fundamentalists and evangelicals with conservatives.</br> <br><br> implying they aren't terrorist camps </br></br> <br>Agree<br>Heartbeat starts before most home tests detect the pregnancy, therefore murder<br>Odds are it was training or funding terrorists</br></br></br> <br>And you are confusing 17-year-old Tumblr users who just read Lenin with the moderate left.</br> <br>Could you please just own up to the fact that everyone in your age bracket leans left so you've decided to lean right to buck the trends of the popular kids.<br><br>It's true of 99% of the people here; outcasts and rejects embrace that identity and egg it on to feel less like losers. You want to be different, so you decided to act like you have the politics of your grandparents to further that goal.</br></br></br> <br><br>It is the modern left. It's not just the Tumblr tards.<br>I have yet to meet a liberal that isn't a pushy cunt that refuses to acknowledge anyone elses opinions or beliefs. They cannot, at least most cannot, have a debate without resorting to bitching, throwing around sarcasm, and ignoring any and all rival debate.<br><br>Liberals would see the constitution burn if it meant they could get their way<br><br>Personal freedom means nothing to Liberals compared to "Social movements"</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I was unaware that Bloomberg is a 17 year old tumblr user.</br> <br>Not really. I'm actually somewhat in the middle. I lean more right, but barely. Both conservatives and liberals are dumb as hell, but liberals are dumb as hell 100% of the time.<br>Conservicucks at least mind their own business.<br><br>Also<br> yfw a liberal shill tells someone else hes just acting out to be different </br></br></br></br></br> <br> stereotyping half the nation using pathetic, poorly reasoned stereotypes <br><br>Stay mad, faggot</br></br></br> because guns and vegetables are equivalent <br> understand the just-world hypothesis <br> only when its propaganda for low IQs <br> only when its god and jesus mixing with low IQ and propaganda <br> lol </br></br></br></br> <br> if a conservative doesn't want a gay marriage he bans them for everyone. Liberals just don't get them <br><br>Oh look I can make stupid arguments too.</br></br></br> <br>How many have you met, five?<br><br>I've never met anyone over the age of 21 who would argue that a radio show should be taken off the air for saying unpopular shit, or that meat products should be banned, or that nobody talk about God (outside of like, teachers in a public school).<br><br>Also you've got this political-cartoon view of how entitlements programs work, and honestly I just can't imagine you've ever carried on an actual conversation about politics, face to face, with a human being who voted for a Democrat Congressman.</br></br></br></br></br> <br> that absurd self-righteous prickishness <br> that delusional political fundamentalism <br><br>Libertarian spotted<br><br>Do yourself a favor and register Republican, you know you're going to vote for them anyway, but maybe you can vote in the primaries.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> missing the point completely <br><br><br>Wouldn't be a problem if marriage stayed out of federal/state claws<br><br><br>I live in Minneapolis. Talk to them everyday. Dating one. Her family is all super liberal.<br>This whole city is blindly liberal.<br><br>Also, whatever you want to say friend.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Conservatives want to mind their own business. <br>Because on some level they're okay with the status quo. Thats what makes them conservatives you retard.</br></br> <br>He's trying to win their support, idiot.<br><br>Mobilize the base; you pander to the most loudmouthed part of your voting bloc because that's where your popular momentum starts.<br><br>For Dems this means world-naive college kids who just read Mao and think it would solve everything. For Repubs this means geriatric war vets who think oregano is some sort of fancy european muslim fag seasoning that Jesus would not approve of.<br><br>Since the dawn of party-based voting this has been how it's done. The loudmouthed idiot minority carries the day because they are your marketing department. Everyone else votes for the guy whose name seems more familiar to them.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>...You do understand that the government can't enforce religion onto anyone right? And "christian marriage" is a religious concept, which the government - being a non religious entity - can't endorse.<br><br>Damn bait</br></br></br> <br>People like you are are why 9/11 happened</br> <br>Call it a civil union. Most of the conservatives I know just get riled up because they believe the traditional Christian Marriage is getting tarnished.<br>I mean really the only reason many gay people want to get married is for the benefits. Therefore, had the government not given benefits out to married couples this issue would likely not be a thing. And both sides would be happy.</br></br> <br> marriage stayed out of federal/state claws <br>There are 1138 marriage benefits, rights and protections provided on the basis of marital status in Federal law.<br><br>You don't have the first fucking clue what you're bitching about.</br></br></br></br> <br>He's not a libertarian, that would require defining himself affirmatively by a set of beliefs. He self-defines by negating whatever's around him.<br><br>Notice how he tries to elevate himself above two-party politics. Oh, he's a MODERATE, he doesn't think EITHER party is entirely right, and the truth is always somewhere in the middle, and I'll just bet this motherfucker loves South Park but if you were to ask him if he liked South Park he'd complain that he used to like it back in the day, you know, before it got popular, and that he doesn't watch it much anymore.<br><br>Because he's too fucking cool and eccentric to be like other people.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>So basically you want Christians to get special privileges? Because, unless I'm mistaken, Mulims don't get married in a church, by a priest, why the hell do they get to call it marriage?!<br><br>You're a faggot if you actually believe this shit.</br></br></br> <br>tldr<br><br>Conservatives are mostly old white men and awkward introverts who end up shooting up schools/churches.<br><br>They're a dying race, we won't have to put up with their bullshit for much longer.Thank god.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>And when confronted on the absolute impotency of his personal politics, he will say that there's no difference between Repubs and Dems anyway, so it's a waste of time to vote.<br><br> we know these assholes too well </br></br></br> Fuck you and your gay shit! <br>Apologist. Keep making excuses for your nanny-state liberal friends so everyone can see how backwards you are.</br> <br> If a conservative doesn't like guns <br> If a conservative is a vegetarian <br> If a conservative is a non-believer <br><br>logical fallacies IMHO</br></br></br></br></br> Taken from the Oxford English Dictionary for the word "Liberal.<br><br>1.2(In a political context) favoring maximum individual liberty in political and social reform.<br><br>Anything that is not this is not liberal. Prohibition of any kind is not liberal.<br><br>Stop being retarded.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Tell that to modern liberals</br> <br>Modern conservatives conflate "fairness" with liberalism. The word has utterly lost all meaning now because it is incorrectly applied to the politics of conservative American Democrats.</br> <br>I'd be considered a liberal, even though it would be incorrect. I'm usually leftist, when I care about politics. I do get into extremely nihilistic moods fairly frequently.<br><br>Anyway I don't want guns banned, I'd rather eat a rare steak than pretty much anything else. I don't want religion banned, but I would like to see fundamentalists put in their place, even if that turns out to be a hole in the ground. Everything else you said is absolute bullshit.</br></br></br> <br> Heartbeat starts before most home tests detect the pregnancy, therefore murder <br>There's a reason you can replace a heart but not a brain. Guess what it is.</br></br> <br> If a conservative doesn't want an abortion, he tries to ban them <br> If a conservative doesn't like gay marriage, he fights to make it illegal <br> If a conservative is a believer, he tries to make laws that favour his "christian" religion only <br> if a conservative is down and out he blames Obama, or tries to get more of his rich white inheritance money he didn't ever earn </br></br></br></br> <br>Well now, I'LL make that last point, as electoral politics is a tremendous waste of time and effort and both candidates, while never quite the same, are almost invariably pieces of shit.<br><br>I MIGHT have voted for Ron Paul. Might. Probably would have been too lazy to go to the polling place.<br><br>Personal politics isn't impotent though. If you want to make a difference you do it in your community. The national level is a fucking circlejerk for people who want to imagine that all those hours they spent in front of the TV yelling at newscasters was worth the same thing as unionizing their workplace or starting a food bank or planting a garden or starting a business.<br><br>You want to make a difference in the world, make it. Food Not Bombs has a budget of like $9 total and probably accounts for more fed homeless people than any one Dem voter's share of what gets handed out in EBT.<br><br>Electoral politics is for the lazy and disengaged.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>this</br> <br>But that's not what conservative means, anon. You're thinking of libertarian.<br><br>Conservatives just hate change by default, which is fucking dumb seeing as how civilisation has (with few exceptions) always been improving.</br></br></br> Do you even know what liberalism is faggot? <br><br><br>It's underlined by protecting individual choice over anything, so true liberals shouldn't want anything banned and instead would leave it up to people themselves to decide. <br>Where they've fucked up is the harm principle because its pretty impossible to draw a line. <br><br><br>Conservatives are cancer. Need one or two kicking about to prevent stupid radical decisions but the more conservatives the more stagnation and unwillingness to change things that don't work exists. <br><br><br>Go read a book.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That...that might actually be correct...</br> <br> responding to obvious bait </br> <br>Traditional christian marriage getting tarnished? <br>First, obviously these people are idiots if they believe marriage hasn't been tarnished already<br>And second, why should the gay people have to suffer because it makes christians mad? Christ, they've been making people feel bad about themselves by judging them and making laws against them for years. Fuck them. The gays just want to be recognized as married.</br></br></br> <br>Gay marriage<br><br>/thread</br></br></br> <br>Crime going up, school/theater shootings popping up over the past few decades. Improving?</br> <br>Marriage is a religious ritual faggot<br><br>you still had secular civil unions<br>But I guess that wasn't enough</br></br></br></br> <br><br>Not only can you replace a heart, but using Cardiopulmonary bypass, you can fake a heart indefinitely. All you need is to pump blood with a machine.<br><br>You can't fake a brain, you can't transplant a brain and once a brain turns off, there's no turning it back on again.<br><br>By its brain is the only way to judge whether something is "alive".</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The difference between Republicans and Democrats is the difference between a dick in the eye or a dick in the ear.</br> <br> make it illegal <br>They tried to fight it becoming illegal, you dumb shit,<br> white inheritance money <br>And then there's this ass hole.</br></br></br></br> <br> Marriage still needs a priest. It is a religious ceremony. <br> Somehow they've overruled separation of church. </br></br> <br>This guy gets it.</br> <br><br>It's a 50 year low for murder rates. Stop slurping up propaganda spooge.</br></br> <br>As you get your information from CNN</br> <br>Huh? What about jellyfish? Or any creature with a simple neural ganglia. What shit logic.</br> <br> I have yet to meet a liberal that isn't a <br> pushy cunt that refuses to >acknowledge anyone elses opinions or <br>beliefs. They cannot, at least most<br> cannot, have a debate without <br> resorting to bitching, throwing around <br> sarcasm, and ignoring any and <br> all rival debate. <br><br>Seems ironic for you to say this in this way.... hmmm.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> If a conservative wants an ego boost, he goes on the Internet pretending he's superior using a bunch of fallacies. If a liberal wants to feel good about themselves, they instigate real change in society. <br>Or Fox</br> <br>Check your long term statistic dipshit. The world is better off than it's ever been. More people across the world have money and access to medical care than ever before. Is it perfect? No. America has it's fucking share of problems, mostly as a result of conservative policies to fuck over people and make the rich white guys richer. And don't hand me the shit that they earned it-most of them at this point inherited their riches and just try to fuck more people over without seeing the big picture.</br> <br>Or your grandmothers basment</br> <br>Liberals shouldn't want to ban anything. That doesn't seem to stop them from telling me that I can't smoke, drink too much soda, or what books I should read. I don't actually smoke or drink soda, but they seriously need to stop trying to run my life.</br> <br>There is value in resisting change sometimes. We're on the doorstep of an age where technology could easily wipe us all out purely by accident. Nukes were bad, but we have a large degree of control over them. Nanotechnology on the other hand could very well get out of control with even the best of intentions driving it. The Amish are very extreme, but we could all still learn a lesson from their approach to technology.</br> <br>Regardless of the fact that CNN is considered the most politically neutral and journalistic news, I don't watch any fucking TV news. Step up, nigga.</br> <br>What a joke. Most liberals are bleeding hearts that can barely tear themselves away from le plebbit.</br> <br>A true liberal wouldn't do that. Especially if you're in America and pay your own health insurance. Harm principle wouldn't even really come into play that way. <br><br>Liberalism, as I said, places the right of the individual as more important than the whole.</br></br></br> <br><br> anarchism <br> a valid political view <br><br>How's high school?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Last I checked we're (America) is right about where many civilizations were right before collapse</br> <br> If a liberal wants to feel good about themselves, they go on reddit where vote circle jerks matter more than debate or logic. <br><br>FTFY</br></br></br> <br>God, how can a libcuck be this retarded? <br> guns and vegetables are equivalent <br><br>Name 1 liberal in this world who isn't a moron. I'll wait.</br></br></br></br> <br>Life isn't all that important anyway. What matters is sentience, or more appropriately sapience (i.e. self awareness).<br><br>Because only things which have sapience can be said to have anything resembling humanity, or any real MORAL value. Nobody is morally outraged by the murder of carrots to make salad, you know?<br><br>So obviously the brain is the relevant factor. Talking about jellyfish is stupid because nobody cares if you kill a jellyfish. It's a fucking jellyfish, it's a machine built of carbon. It has no identity, it has no emotions, it has no trust to betray or inherent freedom to violate by an act of violence. Killing a jellyfish is like kicking a trash can.<br><br>And aborting a fetus is like popping a zit. It's a lump of unwanted tissue attached to an ACTUAL human being that doesn't want it. Whatever it might grow into one day is beside the point.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>A religious ritual that doesn't mean shit without a permit from the state. This is the case in every developed nation, albeit a lot of them still have state churches.</br> <br>I think it's more juvenile to write it off that quickly. <br><br><br>Can you argue with their first real point? That nothing really legitimizes the state and that we are born into it with no choice or alternative. <br><br>Not looking to antagonise, just never heard anyone that's able to refute that.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> a true liberal <br>No such thing. Moron. They're all authoritarian left. They're angry faggots that want the government to assrape the rich so they can major in art then go on welfare. There's a reason why only young people are libcucks, because they're lazy, poor millenials that don't want to work.</br></br> <br>Those goalposts are just flying. Come kick one of my fish or plants. I'll beat the shit out of you. People like you? Sure, your life is not worth much as you yourself dog value it. I apreciate life as a whole though.</br> bipartidal system <br> democracy </br> <br>Straight up textbook "no true Scotsman."</br> Why do Americans always have to define themselves by the crowd they're in instead of by giving each individual or idea it's due critique <br> all this strawman <br> rich white inheritance <br>seriously? are you libcucks this stupid? You really are all insecure poor fucks who cry when people have more than you.</br></br></br> <br>Don't value*</br> <br>Thankfully someone said this</br> <br>Americans aren't the only ones who do that, dumbshit.<br><br>That's pretty much a global trend.</br></br></br> ITT: We post storys the police actually helped you. <br><br>Pro tip: You can't</br></br> <br> be me <br> 7th grade <br> just broke up with girlfriend <br> her brother and cousin text me <br> threatening to bash my head in and other various pain inducing activities <br> I was a pussy, they were both twice my size <br> call cops after they say they're coming over <br>Cop showes up first<br> show him messages <br> guys ring the doorbell <br> open door <br> my dog (half Pit-bull half Dalmatian) runs out barking <br> mfw she's never bitten anyone in her life <br> mfw she was trying to say hi <br> mfw she wags her tail at the end of the driveway looking at the two run away <br><br> mfw Op is right </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be white <br> be at university <br> live in nice apartment complex <br> neighboring shit apartments <br> roodypoos come to use our pool and cause ruckus/ vandalize shit/ break our entry gate every couple days <br> cops sometimes come by and kick them out <br><br>thank you officers for defending my property rights</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be me <br> my neighbours tell me a random dude is stealing about <br> waiting for that dude <br> never shows up because the police already got him <br> winrar for cops this time <br><br>It can happen, cops being helpfull but it's extremly rare</br></br></br></br></br></br> be me <br> nigger tries to fight me <br> cop pulls up and shoots him 3 times </br></br> Man escapes insane asylum <br> Is roaming within a mile og my home <br> Police come pick the nigger up and throw him back in the loony bin <br> I thank based god for this not the cops </br></br></br> <br> be me <br> on holiday in prague <br> i know i'm near my hotel, but i can't find exactly where i am on my map <br> two policemen appear <br> ask them for indications <br> "oh, your hotel it's just a few minutes away" <br> they lead me to the hotel, chatting and having a nice time </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> dundo nuffins <br> niggering <br> cop shoots dindu <br>Ty based cop</br></br></br> <br>*of<br>also Check'd</br></br> 624723219 <br> live in australia <br> cops are sweet so long as you not a cunt <br> will let most things slide if not a cunt <br> will give you lift home if super drunk </br></br></br></br> <br>ITT pathetic boot lickers who can't defend themselves</br> <br>Either nigger or chubby white dude who owns a katana detected.</br> be me <br> 18 <br> drunk as shit <br> walking home late as fuck, alone <br> cops pull over beside me ask if I'm drunk <br> i just tell them I'm extremely drunk <br> they start chuckling, offer me a ride home <br> accept <br> they take me home, help me get to my house <br> my mother answers door and takes it from there <br>Based cops were based, don't remember much apart from what my mum told me</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be 18 <br> sensory overload from awesome college experience <br> drunk as fuck, walking back to the dorm <br> stumbling all over the goddamn place <br> like I can see where I'm going but all motor skills have been fucking wrecked <br> cop sees me stumbling <br> lights flash on, oh shit <br> going to get v& and kicked out for public intoxication and underage drinking <br> fuck fuck fuck <br> cop just offers me a ride <br> i ain't falling for that shit <br> get in the car so i can get you home <br> skeptical as fuck but i don't really have a choice <br> cop actually drives me back to the dorm, tells me to be safe and stay inside </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Lol sorry I don't like actual psychotic people roaming around the fields in my area while im sleeping</br> <br><br>Ayy</br></br> <br>Kek'd</br> <br><br>Hahaha, we posted that same shit at the exact same time. Glad you got spotted by the cool cops man.</br></br> be me <br> biking to work like good citizen <br> happen upon a protest <br> cops in riot gear appear on both sides of me <br> im in a suit, def not a protester <br> pig yells some command at me <br> cant hear him because of bulky riot outfit <br> next thing i know six are charging me <br> get hit on the back of head with billy club <br> fly off bike <br> being beaten on the ground <br> see bike being dragged away by cops <br> manage to crawl to sidewalk <br> cop is yelling at me to come in the street to get my bike <br> also they are beating anyone who goes in the street <br> obvious entrapment and bike hostage situation <br> call the police to tell them the cops stole my bike <br> cop with my bike throws it in a garbage truck <br> police say i can't call the police on the police <br><br>and thats my experience with the police. Fuck em.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah they exist, just seems like that only the bad or stupid cops get shown on the news.</br> Ferguson <br>/thread</br> <br>Edgelord George Soros funded cop-hater detected</br> <br>Funny, just read this and then you post this thread. What a marvelous workd.</br> <br> /thread on your own post </br> <br>I've got three stories:<br>Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Freddie Gray</br></br> be my whole life <br> Uncle is a cop <br> Dad not able to do certain tasks <br> Uncle Cop helps with all we need <br> cuts down a tree for my dad <br> helps my sister move <br> etc. <br> Help him each time <br><br> mfw OP is mad he can't have an uncle cop </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> 2015 <br> not clicking the number </br></br> <br> be me <br> be 15 yrs <br> steal bikes <br> bring em to police <br> say i found it somewhere <br> police brings them to lost and found room <br> not sending out letters, flyers, anything <br> waiting time passes <br> i get to keep the bikes <br> sell them <br><br>that was basically my summer job</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be walking back from party drunk <br> carload of frat fucks drives by and throws bag of fast food shit at me <br> Yell "Go fuck yourselves" <br> University cop thinks I'm yelling at him <br> arrests me for PI <br>wait, no.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'll post my bad run in with them then. <br> 22 <br> had one drink with the guys that i worked with <br> one fucking drink <br> leave 3 hours later to go home <br> roadblock stops me, ok no problem <br> have you been drinking tonight, citizen <br> i had one drink 3 hours ago <br> fucking field sobriety test 3 times <br> breathalyzer twice <br> calls me a liar <br> well we can't arrest him mike, he's clean. not even in his system anymore <br> go to leave <br> they fucking pull me over again <br> busted for broken tail light <br>Those were state fuckers, those guys really are the worst.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>my only encounter with the law is a fine for speeding.<br>4 km/hour to fast resulted in a 360 euro fine.</br></br> <br>Oh I should add this was on a Friday night in Kentucky. I was probably the only sober person on that road and they waved all of them through.</br> <br>I'm a britfag and I'm gonna be honest, I've never had a bad run in with them. <br>Maybe it's just pure luck, maybe it's because I'm only 24. I've been pulled over for a broken headlight but the cop was cool about it, he said to just be careful and get it replaced ASAP as I wasn't aware. <br>The only semi-bad run in I had was where I was out with my friends, completely sober and there was a group of drunk teens nearby and some policemen were acting as if we were part of that group and being unpleasant to us.</br></br></br> Few years ago<br><br> walking down the road because all the fields are flooded and I have to check the cattle. <br> police cruser drives past, slows down than U turns. <br> the curser stops level with me and the sherif leans out the window. <br> hi, I say. <br> morning, says the sherif. <br> rains nice but I think we have had our fill, I reply. <br> that we have, says the sherif, your cattle have red and black ear tags? <br> they do, those calfed in oh seven and oh eight. <br> well sir, the sherif drawls, there is a bunch if them through the fence and using the road to keep their hoofs dry about a mile that a way. He point towards the way he came from. <br> I shift my 30-06 from one shoulder to the other and touch the brim of my hat. Thanks sir, I'll be calling the boys to go fetch them home. <br> that would be fine sir, you have a nice day. <br> with that the sherif turns the curser around and keeps it slow as he drives past me so as not to kick up any mud. <br> I wave and the sherif waves back. <br> I call the boys on the mobile and fill them in than keep on walking to the field with the cattle I need to check on. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> walking down the street <br> feeling really uncomfortable <br> cop car stops right next to me <br> I get really antsy <br> cop steps out of the car <br> "FREEZE!" <br> oh shit <br> cop shoots nigger across the street <br> I give cop thanks and handshake </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The fucking British and their "well crafted society" and their "cops that don't kill innocent citizens" fuck you and your prissy brit shit.</br> <br>Believe me Britain is far from a well crafted society. I'm just talking about my own personal experiences here. Generally, I get a lot of good boy points from me mum so maybe it's because I'm a good lad</br> <br>When you can vote on the county sherif, you end up with a law officer who is respectful to those who are respectful to him and death to any who who make trouble. <br>Nothing like a police officer who does a four week course than gets a uniform and a gun.</br></br> ">" Be UK<br>">" Smoking weed in public park<br>">" police use sneak attack<br>">" ask me to either move on and hurry and smoke it.<br>">" warns me about not smoking here as police will arrest me.</br></br></br></br> <br>a sheriff is not a cop<br><br>for one thing a sheriff is elected, a cop is not.</br></br></br> "> fucked my ass <br> someone breaks into my building <br> call da' podice <br> rural county mountie shows up wearing tactical outfit, aviator sunglasses <br> looks like he thinks he's on the swat team <br> fucker acts like Im wasting his time <br> can't be arsed to investigate or make a report <br>my tax dollars at work paying for shitbags who like to play dress up.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>A zillion times.<br><br> volunteer at a museum <br> museum is at a vulnerable, dark location in the woods <br> small groups of cops come by from time to time to have a look inside, always friendly and positive <br> two undercover cops ones, we chat about the chances of vandalism or burglary, they say that they'll keep an eye out <br> I'm unloading some stuff at evening once, car comes drifting in front of mine, two undercover cops rush out <br> it's the cop I had met before, he recognises me and says "oh it's you, I thought maybe someone was going do no good here" <br> thank him a lot for watching over the building, give him and his colleague another free tour <br><br>An other time:<br><br> 'find' some useful items for the museum collection in an abandoned structure <br> dragging all this stuff out and putting it in my car, cops rush in <br> got called about theft, they take my data and they're dead serious <br> we chat for a while, manage to get him fascinated about the museum and why I'm taking these items <br> it ends with "cool hobby, take the stuff with you, only when someone files out a complaint you'll hear from us again but the chances are slim" <br> I basically got away with stealing with the approval of cops <br><br>Of course I had some pointless fines and shit too, but actually many more times I got off without a ticket by just being polite and having a chat instead of going all argumentative. I swear that 90% of the people have a problem with autority, causing the cop to have to prove it's autority because you're an immature ass that won't listen.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You type exactly like someone who lives and works on a farm</br> Well sir you are a genuis. <br>fucking brilliant anon</br> be me 17 <br> at the park with friends <br> just chilling <br> 3 bike cops come by <br> "DOING DRUGS KIDS ??" <br> start searching on us even in our balls <br> find some paint cans in my backpack <br> "hey look up this kids phone !" <br> i protest and they tell me they have all rights <br> fucking look at all my pictures <br> finally don't find anything to pull us over <br> "see you soon kids ..." <br> mfw they called my parents just to tell them i was arogant <br> mfw they were girls aside us smoking pot and they didn't get harassed by these fuckers <br><br>Fuck nazi cowboys cops</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be underage german <br> make day trip to netherlands with a couple of friends <br> get some random guy to buy us weed in a coffeeshop <br> smoke in a small alley <br> some cops coming out of nowhere <br> "ok guys it´s not allowed to smoke weed in public, so please smoke at home or in your car!" <br> cops didn´t care abot us being underage at all </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Well, I do have a diploma in land management. A diploma in animal husbandry. A diploma in business management. <br>Maybe it's because I don't email my cows.</br></br> Be 35 yr old me, walking down my suburban street, looking for my cat, who's late for dinner. <br> Walking on footpath,holding Mag Light, and peeping into people's yards, calling out to my cat. <br> Cops roll up "what you doin' Son?" <br> Cop car side light shining in my face. <br> Return the favour, quad LED Mag light in cops face <br> "Get that light outta my face" <br> "After you Sir" <br> Cop turns off light, I lower mine. <br> "I'm looking for my cat Sir, have you seen him" <br> Deadpan typical flatfoot expression from cop <br> "Nope" <br> Cop drives off. <br> Typical, they hit the road when there's actual work to be done. <br> mfw I forgot it's firemen that save cats stuck in trees... </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Police stopped me in my car for speeding <br> officer smells alcohol on me <br> breathalyses me <br> arrests me <br> at the station I explain that I had drunk a bottle of wine over the course of about 3 hrs <br> had argument with wife <br> got into the car and just simply forgot I had been drinking <br> officer listens. realises it's genuine <br> I promise that I would never drink drive ordinarily <br> he takes another sample of breath <br> waits tells me it's too high by a long shot <br> goes talks to the desk sergeant <br> Desk seargeant listens to my story <br> about what me and wife were arguing about, <br> opens up the breath sampling machine it's <br> broke, waits two hours - oh its working >again. Takes another breath sample - I'm ok <br> to leave </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Shit man, I've kind of been in a similar situation before. I didn't get pulled over thankfully but I was blackout drunk and woke up in a different place. The fact that I drove somewhere and didn't know it terrified me.</br> be 10, y2k, rural town, midnight <br> suddenly wake up from loud sound of glass shattering <br> neighbor has completely lost it, smashing my bedroom window with an axe <br> had a suitcase full of knives with him, throwing them into my room <br> dad jumps in and carries me out <br> crazy person tries climbing through the broken window, cut's himself and gives up <br> he then tries chopping his way through a couple of doors, The Shining style <br> mom calls cops - they are already on their way <br> no guns in the house so dad grabs a fire extinguisher <br> crazy person sticks head through newly made hole in door <br> dad shoots off the fire extinguisher in his face <br> crazy person stumbles backwards out on to the lawn <br> throwing up blue <br> cops show up, weapons drawn <br> crazy guys raises axe and walks towards them <br> this is Europe, so they talk him down instead of shooting instantly <br> after he's driven away, nice cop lady drives us to my grandparents house <br> tells us we can call anytime we need someone to talk to <br> crazy person is still in mental hostpital <br><br>True story</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Are you white</br> <br><br>You should have died there, natural selection. What kind of retard rides a bike into a fucking protest with riot police?</br></br> <br>I get "good boy points" from yer mum as well.</br> <br>One time, I wanted to shoot a nigger...</br> <br>No love for my childhood trauma, huh?</br> College buddy driving us back to our dorms after a short-lived gathering of friends. <br> His car has a busted tail light, but has the paperwork to allow it for now. <br> Cops pull him over <br> One cop goes over to him, talks about the tail light. <br> A second cop sneaks over to the passenger door where I am, quietly opens the door. <br> Whispers: Are you safe? <br> I'm all, what the fuck. <br> Whispers: Do you know this man? <br> in during I'm two years older. <br> Whispers: Do you know where you are going to? <br> I almost snicker right into his face. <br> My cop gives the other cop a hand signal, the other cop hands back paperwork saying get the light fixed. <br> They let us go. <br> What the fuck was that shit man? </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>They thought you looked weak and rapeable... Hit the gym, beta</br> <br>That's fookin scary son</br> Be me <br> Find a drop <br> Cop turns blind eye <br> Get £30 plus piff <br> Most cops here don't give a shit, thank god they don't get paid on commission. </br></br></br></br> <br>this, cool cops outnumber dick cops in aus</br> Cops help me erryday by keeping criminals off the street. <br> be me <br> 16 years old <br> leave party to get ice cream with quite a big group <br> HUGE NIGGER ON DRUGS SWINGING A FUCKING MACHETE AT US <br> call cops <br> police everwhere within 10 minutes <br> nigger gets arrested </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You win OP, I don't have one. Only the opposite.</br> <br> carrying a case of beer to a party at my friends house <br> 9pm-ish, walking through a park in a fairly sketchy part of town <br> without even saying a word, about half a dozen abos run up from behind me and immediately jump on me <br> I fall down pretty quick, they kick me for a while then run off with the beer <br><br>I wasn't hurt that bad, just a few bruises and scrapes. The pair of cops that were watching the whole time from their car about 60-70 metres away, and must've pretty clearly seen these guys running towards me and did nothing, came over after the abos left, helped me up and offered to call an ambulance before telling me to go to a station if I wanted to file a report. Then they left. And that's when I realised that police officers are truly infallible human brings that do everything they can to help and that anyone who criticises them is obviously a criminal.</br></br></br></br></br></br> be me when I used to be black <br> walking to work in NY <br> 3 cops beat the shit out of me <br> Couldnt work again <br> Now I'm a nigger </br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah, this.</br> be white <br> be drug addict <br> always going to shady ghettos to buy heroin <br> niggers everywhere <br> police harass niggers who are coming home from work and shit for just standing there <br> i always get left alone <br><br>police and niggers always go so well together.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be me <br> news videographer <br> Lancaster, PA <br> at shooting scene, fresh so its a little chaotic <br> neighborhood very upset <br> start shooting itsmyjob.jpg <br> Neighbors think I'm there to "take advantage" <br> "You never come here for the positive stories" <br> mfw there are never any positive stories in this neighborhood...see above:shooting <br> don't argue with them, just move, rationality never beats emotions <br> cross street to get away, a couple of young men follow <br> they try to threaten me, take my camera <br> patrol officer see this, comes and gets me and put me inside the police tape <br> get the best shots out of any station there <br> much congratulations from the main office <br><br>Thanks for 1) saving my ass, because I couldn't leave the scene anyways and 2) getting me the best shots of an active shooting scene I'd ever had.<br><br>Quick side bar: this wasn't a black neighborhood, the only people that have actually laid hands on my at my job have been white (and puerto rican, but they can't help their fiery latino blood)</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Saturday night <br> neighbour's son is having his 18th <br> said they would be quiet at 12 <br> it's 1am and they're still up talking <br> called the cops on them <br> fell asleep before they even showed up </br></br></br></br></br> <br>">" what the fuck kind of faggy bullshit is this</br> <br>New meme asshole</br> This mad still over that dimebag of ditchweed a cop took from you. <br><br> be a white guy <br> have old car with worn-out engine <br> stop at indian gas station <br> turn off car like an idiot <br> get back to car, won't start <br> tribal cop jumps my car <br><br>City cops never helped me a bit. Highway patrol always made things worse - one even broke the lock on my car after he saw me walking because he thought it was "suspicious." But tribal cops have always been helpful and friendly.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Holy shit you're a massive cunt. There's nothing wrong with talking. If they turn the music off before midnight then they're awesome neighbours. If they told you about it beforehand then they're really awesome neighbours. He only gets one eighteenth birthday and you couldnt handle one party.</br> <br> usefull stuff to the museum <br>w-w-what?</br></br> Be me at 16 years old <br> Out of gas on the way to school because poorfag <br> Major roadway <br> wellfuck.jpg <br> Copper shows up <br> Fucking hell, as if things could get any worse <br> No ticket, cop helps me move vehicle, radios dispatch to make sure all local units know not to tow it <br> cop makes sure I've secured a ride and hands me a five spot for gas <br> mfw he quit the force last year, fed up with corruption <br> Largo FL btw </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Fuck off noisemaker</br> <br>Grumpy old man detected.</br> <br>It's still better than facist 'merica where police is basically military</br> <br>He's Indiana Jones</br> me and female friend who I share appartment with, both 24 years old <br> went to a late viewing of the hobbit <br> had to travel for 40 minutes by train and metro <br> at cinema, movie starts but is messed up, messed up 3d effect, unwatchable <br> goes on for 10-20 minutes, people complaning, movie stops, starts over again <br> long ass movie, also late due to fuck up <br> have to run to catch last metro home <br> shitshit it's already there, run and just manage to enter before doors close <br> doors close.. fuck, wrong metro <br> get off at next stop <br> shady as fuck part of town, wander around for a while, looking for a cab <br> late as fuck <br> spot police station, go inside and explain the situation, ask them to call us a cab <br> "naw man, cabs around here are also shady as fuck, we'll drive you to the nearest trainstation" <br> they drive us at fucking 160 km/h to nearest train station <br> just in time for the last train home <br><br> mfw I live in the Netherlands and cops are actually friendly and useful </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>One time I was driving with my wife in a low lit area and got pulled over. It was over a broken headlight and the dude was super friendly. Said he wanted me make sure we got where we needed to go safe. No tickets or anything, he even tried a little to get it to turn on. We wishes each other well and went on our respective ways. <br> pro tip: just be polite to cops they're working stiffs just like us </br></br> <br>Yeah I bet you're an edgy teen who "doesn,t sleep" because you're "too cool" for it</br> <br>Would you stop being such a nigger, please?</br> <br> fell asleep before they even showed up <br>The only reason you should call the cops is if they're making too much noise for you to sleep. They weren't. You're a cunt.</br></br> <br>They were until I fell alseep dickweed</br> <br> 10 years ago <br> be me 14 year old arrogant germanfag <br> thinking its cool to sneak around with friends at night and spraying graffiti <br> getting caught by police <br> they calling our parents, but are very nice <br> interrogation a few weeks after <br> cop is some kind of lunatic <br> is nearly crying and saying: <br> "you dont know how it feels to sit in here and having to watch the walls outside getting more colourfull with every day!" <br> mfw </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>It's not a 4 week course.... 400 hours minimum in many states, then field training.</br> <br>They brought me emergency when I was psychotic (after a 911 call), resulting in a hospital stay to recover.</br> <br>You could not be more of a whiney little girl</br> Be white <br> not be an edgy white teen <br> Literally never had an issue with police <br><br>My only negative experience with police was one time at like 15 when some friends and I were drinking in a secluded area of a park, but we were clearly committing a crime so I can't hold it against them. And all they did was confiscate the alcohol and tell us not to do it again, so even that was fairly pleasant.</br></br></br></br> <br> caught fucking in car <br> gf 17 <br> cop let me go. </br></br></br> <br>They were making too much noise for you to fall asleep, so you fell asleep.<br> But just before you did you called the cops on them so their night got ruined.<br>If you dont like people making noise then live out in the country so you dont have to listen to neighbours. If you live in a city or the suburbs then thats part of the deal. How many days out of the year have they kept you up exactly?</br></br></br> be 18 <br> do steroids <br> do amfetamines <br> do benzo <br> drink way to much on that <br> start going batshit in apartment <br> starts swinging a machete around cutting walls and completely destroying my sofa <br> also cut myself pretty badly all over <br> pass out <br> wake up in psykeward <br> apparently my neighbor heard the ruckus and me screaming like a fucktard so they called the cops <br> cops told me they just walked in, the door was open and I was passed out nude on the floor and there was blood everywhere <br> mfw the only reason I am even alive today is because someone called the cops on me </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> 18 <br> underage drinking <br>feels good not living in USA</br></br></br> <br>I'm the latter and I resent being lumped in with this tard. Upstanding citizens are at a natural combat disadvantage against lawbreakers because illegal weapons. That's exactly what cops are for. The problem is most cops just suck.<br><br> mfw here in Tampa Bay, you can legally open carry a sword but all it would do is attract a hail of anonymous, most likely black or badged, gunfire </br></br></br> <br>cool.<br>so did you turn your life around or what?</br></br> <br>Tim?</br> <br>i stopped with the pills and changed city, but now i just smoke funky cabbage and feel good</br> <br> night got ruined <br>They had a nice long night and almost everyone had gone home it was just a group of 4 or 5 so didnt ruin much. Also I don't remember making a deal or signing any contracts when I moved next to these people. The deal I do remember is them saying that they'd shut the fuck up by 12</br></br> <br>are you a girl?</br> <br>chekd<br><br>and hey well thats cool too bro. <br>things lookin up?</br></br></br></br> <br>nope. war auch kein Tim dabei</br> <br>yeah surprisingly, I live with gf and I have a steady income for at least a year ahead, so for now at least, life's good</br> <br>good to hear bro. <br>good luck with everything man.</br></br> <br>Dann hat der Bulle wohl n Zwilling.</br> <br>right back at you anon</br> <br>wars in Emden?</br> <br>So then, you don't support cops?</br> <br>Aurich.</br> <br> Be white <br> Get caught with a large amount of weed <br> Show the cops <br> Listen to them and don't act like a retard <br> Get off with a warning instead of a felony <br><br>I love being white.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Four or five people talking. <br>Get over it wanker. The cop (if he did even show up) probably saw that it was just them, said hi, told them to talk a bit quieter because some grumpy old man was complaining then buggered off. When you purchased your house or signed your rental agreement/lease you signed a contract to live in that location. That location includes neighbours who will make noise. They will keep you up some nights and wake you up early some mornings, just like you do the same to them. Everyone has a negative effect on everyone else, just try to minimise the effect. For example, ending your party relatively early while you just talk to a small group of friends on your property.</br></br> <br>nope</br> <br>dann wars wohl doch der selbe, komm das kann kein Zufall sein.</br> <br>Lol . Same thing happened to me they were so nice</br> be me <br> be ruining my life and other's lives by enjoying joint alone <br> officer comes up to me and arrests me, gives me fines and jail time to help make my life better <br> months later when I am homeless and jobless and can't find work, I thank this brave hero for his heroic sacrifice, and all for me <br> he simply nods to me, knowing he has done his duty to his people and his country <br> a bald eagle cries in the distance as fireworks begin to go off <br> thirty hundred jet planes go by in a badass aerial show, dropping carpet bombs on the area as a deterrent to terrorists, to keep us safe <br> the survivors now have jobs as well, rebuilding the area destroyed in the war on terror <br> to make this day even better, Obama came and delivered a speech, telling us all that our guns are to be confiscated <br> thank god, now I can't accidentally shoot up a school <br> mfw I live in the best god damn country in the USA </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> drunk af after party in front of pc <br> suddenly girlvoice in my music <br> wtf <br> turn music down high pitched woman sound <br> oh well theres 4 girls living one floor above me <br> mfw i hear her screaming for help <br> walk out to the backyard, figure out the source <br> me n neighbour call the police on him <br> they drag him out with 3 ppls </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Or people can show some respect and common decency</br> <br><br><br>OP hier, mein Gesicht wenn aus meiner Region kommend.</br></br></br> <br>Scheint so, /b/ro. Die Welt ist klein und das Netz noch kleiner.</br> <br><br> Be me, senior in high school <br> Middle class white male in the National Honor Society <br> So fucking privileged I can't stand it <br> On my way to volunteer for NHS, get into three-car accident <br> Old people and rain don't mix <br> I'm the last car, legally all my fault <br> Mfw car suddenly fills with spaghetti <br> Panic, leave scene without stopping and continue on my way <br> Am huge faggot <br> Middle of volunteering, three sheriffs come in and talk to teachers <br> Teachers point at me <br> ohshitnigger.bat <br> Haul my ass outside <br> Squad cars everywhere, get charged with leaving the scene <br> Mfw they found me because my front plate holder snapped off at the scene <br> Fast forward, I'm in court facing the judge <br> Judge is old white man, senses my privilege and knows I shouldn't be there <br> Judge says "I'm charging you with a fine of $350 for leaving the scene of an accident" <br> Realize judge is actually 500 ft tall monster from the Paleolithic Era <br><br>Just kidding<br> Judge makes me go to safe driving class in the middle of the night <br> Go to class, charge is erased from my record <br> Mfw the police and legal system helped me maintain my spotless driving record because I'm white <br> Still laugh about it to this day <br><br>And as always, OP's a faggot.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> be me <br> be white <br> nignog breaks into car and steals laptop <br> laptop is low-jacked <br> call police <br> get laptop back <br> nignog be like SHIEEEEET </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>show the cops respect*</br> <br> be me 21 <br> jogging at 5 am <br> step on a hole <br> hear foot crack <br> pain is bad, really bad <br> plznobroken.gif <br> I'm sitting there in fucking agony <br> I'm limping back to my house which was about a half a mile away <br> police officer pulls up, flashes light at me <br> bright ass light pissed me off <br> got shot <br><br>no, I'm just kidding<br><br> police asks if everything is okay <br> tell him what happened <br> gave me a ride back home and helped me to my front door. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>that was too racist you are an edgy dick</br> <br><br><br><br> /b <br> bringing people together </br></br></br></br></br> <br> be white <br> be tipsy <br> around 2am <br> driving around like a fucking idiot <br> take a street corner way too fast, like 70km in a 40k zone <br> police man see's this <br> knew how fucked I was <br> shitting bricks cause I cannot lose licence <br> apologised to the copper <br> ended up chatting with him for 5 mins <br> he says have a good night :D <br> drive off without even a warning LOL </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>By warning you that they were having a party they showed respect. By ending it before midnight they showed decency. By talking after midnight they were doing nothing wrong.</br> <br>Thanks the emts and ambulance driver that kept your ass from dying, not the cops who probably sat around with their dicks up their asses.</br> <br>Whot? I'm not literally going to write down what the museum is about because it could give away my identity, but it's a historical museum and I regularly find things in abandoned structures that fit in the collection. You can't just take em but I won't just let it rot away either.</br> <br> implying anyone cares about racism on 4chan </br> be me, 8 years old <br> age where cops are still supermen in your eyes <br> cop our family knows takes me to range to shoot guns <br> lets me watch ERT team do entry drills and they let me shoot MP5 <br> get home from awesome experience and say 'thanks dad, that was pretty damn cool' <br><br>My dad was old-school, one of the good ones. Cops these days are over-educated pussies with authority fixations and god complexes.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Krank. OP, woher?</br> <br>Mfw this is smart as shit</br> My life.<br> dads a cop <br> fucking asshole who drinks all day <br> screams and doesnt get out of bed <br> cops have been called on him for crazy shit 100 times but since hes a "cop" nothing happens </br></br></br></br> <br>naja, wir alle Ofriesland denke ich ma</br> <br>Oldenburg</br> <br>I remember the good old cops. Those times you could carry your shotgun in the truck, theyd ask to see it and compare yours with theirs. Now it's all changed. But honestly, we can't blame the cops. We have to blame the criminals making shit tough on them. We have these tinfoil hats saying "muh police department is army!" The reason they are the way they are today is because a lot of people hate cops, and a lot of people are criminals, they have to protect themselves too. People expect cops to be naked or some shit</br> <br>in germany you can. thats why when i encountered cops (4 times. 2 were from traffic control) i always want them to show me their ID's and note them down. They are now very peaceful. German policestations hate it when wrong treatment gets public. <br>One pilice officer got fucked up once during traffic control. You have to agree for a test (blowing or pee even the flashlight in your eyes)<br>He basicly just took a flashlight and shone in my eyes. Yeah than i said I never agreed with that and called the police. Said my possiton and the ID of the police officer and told that he made the flashlight test without my permission. They said thank you and hung up. 2 Secs later The officer got called back and was yelled at to never to such shit again. So police helped me to fuck the police</br></br></br> <br><br> Pro tip: You can't <br><br>Stop being a piece of shit then</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm dine talking to unreasonable people. I fell sorry for your neighbours</br> <br>Kranker Scheiß. Packt ihr das um 16 uhr am Otto- Haus zu sein?</br> <br>no the cops actually rushed me there them selves</br> be 24 <br> friend driving me home <br> 2am <br> car suddenly stops <br> no petril <br> fuck.jpg <br> get out and start walking the 3 miles to the garage <br> cops stop us <br> twentyfuckingquestions.doc <br> tell them about the car <br> cops believe us tell us to be on our way <br> friend asks for a lift to the garage <br> cops say ok <br> get in car, cops drive us to garage and wait <br> friend buys petril <br> cops drive us back to his car <br> everyone was white </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>ne studier außerhalb von Ofriesland. Bin mal kein Arschloch und lass dich nicht da hin kommen und nach jemanden mit ner blauen Rose suchen</br> <br>Violent crime has been decreasing rapidly and steadily for thirty years, dumbfuck. Why do you think they lobby so hard to keep pot illegal and perpetuate the war on drugs? They'd be out of a job without it. Only the police are to blame.</br> <br><br>Zu weit weg. War da Jahre nicht beim Otto Haus. Wie gesagt, Oldenburg :/</br></br> <br>Sodeju man, in welke ghetto kwam je dan wel niet terecht?</br> <br>Wäre mein Plan gewesen. So in der Art.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>62473 <br><br>Impresses you were able to ascertain that whilst unconscious.</br></br> <br>you sound like a insufferable virgin cunt</br> <br>underrated post</br> <br>When my wife was in labor a few years back, I was going 90 to the hospital, a police officer tried to pull me over and I kept on going and another one came and got in front of me. He got off aiming his gun to my face, I put my hands up and he told me to get out. I told him my wife was in labor, he wrote me a ticket for speeding and then escorted me to the hospital. I cannot express how pissed off I was that morning man, Jesus.</br> <br>shouldn't it be spelled petrol?</br> <br><br> be me 17 <br> nigger tries to rob friend and gets knocked out bc friend is kickboxer <br> top kek <br> other niggers see one of their own wounded <br> angrymonkeys.gif <br> get into a 15 on 2 fight <br> getting my face stomped in <br> hear dogs roaring and niggers screaming <br> a lady let her pit bulls loose on these coons <br> sit up and watch niggers getting bit and chased <br> one trips and gets mualed <br> cops pulls up <br> rest of niggers disperse upon sight of law enforcement <br> cops arrest the coon still pinned down by dogs and the one nig knocked unconscious by friend <br> gas is $3.67 so another cop gives me ride home in the next town over <br><br><br>I cam still hear that faggot screaming while the dogs tore into him.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>And where is that face?</br> <br>get rekt faggit</br> be 15 <br> dad comes in, tells me the cops want to talk <br> shitbricks <br> backstory.jpg <br> once told some thugs how to enter my primary school, fyi its through a fence at the back <br> mfw they actually robed all the computers <br> mfw it wasn't this at all <br> mfw they thought id been molested <br> gave DNA and shit <br> they clearly knew I hadn't been fiddled <br> especially since they had been threw all my computers social media checking my contacts <br> my dad says he knew I hadn't been fiddled <br> basically was relieved I wasn't a faggot <br> called in got my DNA removed <br>only got told they didnt know how my name got found<br>tru story /b/<br>RIP child who was actually fiddled like a banjo</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> California, 20 year old me got a new car and icense just a few days ago <br> Omw to car dealership to get some noise checked <br> on the freeway when the noise starts up <br> take a exit ramp out of fear <br> fucking standstill traffic at the ramp <br> start hearing the problematic noise get louder <br> ohshit my car is gonna aloha snackbar <br> car dies <br> traffic starts moving <br> car won't turn back on <br> cars behind me start honking <br> fortunately ramp exit is big enough for people to go around me <br> people glaring and flipping me off while they pass me <br> embarrassement settles in <br> freeze up and don't know what to do <br> weewoos and lights a few lanes behind me <br> motorbike cop <br> renowned for being assholes in California <br> Muh brand new license noo <br> cop biker rides up to passanger side window <br> I roll every single window down but the one he's at in panic <br> blood red embarrassed <br><br>Cont? I'm on a phone btw</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You seem like someone who just agrees with everything everyone says, have some common sense you fucking moron. 30 years my ass, America is a violent shit hole.</br> <br>they told me in detail what happened the days after, I don't live in the us, our cops do not lie about their reports</br> <br>type fast goddamnit</br> <br>I'll give you an example.<br> be me hanging out with my mate <br> just worked an eight hour shift then walked 10kms at 10:30pm cos why the fuck not <br> just talking, not drunk or drinking, quiet <br> stop at a playground to have a break <br> 5 mins later a cop pulls up at the bus stop 50 metres away <br> comes up to the playground <br> asks us what we're doing <br> "I got a call saying that someone was smashing up a bus shelter" <br> "that one over there?" <br> "yeah" <br> "well its fine, they probably heard us stepping on the metal stairs there and thought we were smashing something. Just the snobs in 'rich part of town location'. <br> "alright, sweet as, have a nice night guys" </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>A cop drove me to class once when it was raining.<br><br>Seriously, that's the best thing the cops have ever done for me.</br></br></br> <br>same here, 1km/h over speed limit > 135 euros.... Fuckers.</br> <br>heh?</br> <br>Wtf are you doing on 4chan you ancient fucking fossil piece of shit, maggot get rekt cunt ass bitch</br> <br>I agree with reality, dipshit. The murder rate is at a 50 year low. Numb nuts.</br> <br> breaking law <br> police attempt to pull you over <br> keep driving rather than stopping to quickly explain situation <br> highspeedchase.jpg <br> police use proper procedure to get some maniac off of the road <br><br>How fucking retarded are you? Do you think the 3 mins it would have taken to explain your situation to poloce would have made much difference? What are they fucking mind readers? You're that special kind of stupid that grinds my fucking gears.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Be bouncer <br> Deal with cops on a weekly basis <br> Most of the time they aren't harsh enough, if anything <br> They let people get away with shit outside after they've been kicked out then blame us <br> 99% of the time they're just people dealing with a shitty job and giving people free passes for petty shit when they can <br> Except when there's a big fucking brawl for 20 minutes and they just watch from the car and finally get out when the shits all sorted <br><br>Really it just depends on which cops. Just like any other group of people there's a mix of pussies, assholes and nice chilled out people</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> be a few weeks ago <br> dumbass me in a hurry, going 49 in a 30 on a residential road <br> see the speed trap too late, cop pulls me to the side of the road <br> cop tells me i was speeding, could be reckless driving and ect. <br> im cool about it, didnt make up any excuses I knew what i did <br> cop lets me off with a warning, could have had a 260 dollar ticket and points <br> thank you cop <br><br>Pretty cool cop</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>you are fucking scum</br> <br>Boot licking rectum polisher detected.</br> <br>sounds like switzerland</br> <br> implying the dogs would have differentiated between police and attacker <br> implying cops wouldn't shoot the dogs immediately <br><br>Cool story bro, it can be fun to use your imagination</br></br></br></br> <br>hello, newfriend.</br> get fined for speeding <br> see cops speeding in the exact same spot a few days later </br> <br><br>Asked a cop how to get some where he took his gps out and showed me the way even tho he was on his break<br><br><br>Saw a messed up oap in the streets once bleedkng from the nose and the cops jjust drove by her</br></br></br></br></br> <br>they dont pay in euro in switzerland</br> riding dirtbikes around some dust plains in our town <br> middle of nowhere, loads of people bring their bikes down there <br> just putting bike back into my car to leave <br> police car comes screaming down the road and skids to a stop, blocking us in <br> policeman steps out <br> we tell him we're just riding our bike <br>"ahh yeah, I used to do the same when I was younger. Just stay off the main roads and cut the engine when you see dog walkers, and you'll be fine."<br> mfw a cool policeman </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>wtf are u on about? hes right u are a fucking moron</br> i tried to think but they literally have not helped other than saying "yea we will totally look into that have a good day!"<br>bullshit</br> <br>I bet your breath smells like pork dick and smegma.</br> <br> completely fucked up on drugs <br> in my psychosis, i call the cops about imaginary intruders <br> they show up, diagnose the situation, recommend that i go to hospital, but it's totally my choice <br> taken to hospital in an ambo, healthcare pays for everything <br> no charges, no bulletholes, no bankruptcy <br>australia, fuck yeah</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Wasn't even the guy he was talking to. You are also a sphincter buffing testicle shitter. And learn to fucking type.</br> Live in Sweden. <br>Never been subject to any crime whatsoever in the streets (I didn't even come from a nice area).<br>Called the police to report missing stuff once, they were super nice.</br></br> <br><br>I wait for the day you appear on the front page, "Killed by trying to deflect bullets with katana"</br></br> be driving home to Manhattan from way out in long island <br> me and friend just finished smoking a blunt in the car, still got a ways to go till we get home <br> friend passed out after moaning weirdly for a second <br> i freak, start slapping him thinking he's having a stroke or something <br> pull over on side of the highway and call an ambulance <br> It's late at night so ambulance shows up accompanied by 3-4 police cruisers <br> Friend has awoken by now, simple dehydration <br> Friend gets taken to ambulance, I remain at car being questioned by pokers <br> Apparently he admitted we had smoked because they came and asked me what we had smoked out of <br> 10 minutes later they let us go and let me drive home <br><br>Maybe not exceptional help received but they were super nice to us. Guess they were glad I did the right thing in light of having been smoking and drinking</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The problem isn't the drinking age, it's the uptight attitude about drinking. In the US we don't learn about drinking in moderation until after you turn 21. I was really suprised talking to teenagers from europe, they actually understand having just a beer or two. In the US teenagers all want to pound 750ml of vodka as fast as they can and then go fucking drag racing. This leads to dead kids, more strict alchohol laws, and then once again, less moderation. Fucking MADD.</br> <br>France actually...But cops are massive cunts from time to time in the country, especially with speed limit, you can expect a cop behind each bush. When they caught me, they were hiding crouched in a drainage ditch and they just jumped in front of me whistling and shouting.... I almost hit one of them with my car.</br> <br>Shut up you try hard faggot. Just because your piggy uncle fucked you and you liked it doesn't mean cops are good.</br> <br><br>for using the rights i have? yeah let's just all ignore our rights and let cops do stuff they arem't allowed to do...<br>If cops do something they are not allowed to do I complain. Sorry that you are a mindless person trusting cops that they always do the right things...Cops have rules too and they have to stick to them its simple</br></br></br> <br>YUO R FOOOKING STUPED</br> <br>Phone is near kill switching to computer</br> <br>got a speeding there too and I was allowed to pay it with euros (ofc course was shitty). I think its not an official payment, but a lot accept it</br> <br> cool <br>Only because he saw himself in you. They're solipsistic narcissists.</br></br> <br><br> be me <br> be mexican <br> going to college downtown where all the niggers are <br> walking to school <br> wild nigger appears <br> grabs my arm and pulls out knife <br> push him away, I don't want to fight him since I am not armed <br> I can make a run for it and out run him for sure <br> some one shouts "HEY!" <br> it's cop running towards us with blood in his eyes <br> nigger runs <br> cop calls for back up and stays with me to see if I'm ok <br> nigger gets caught latter and I press assault charges <br><br> be me <br> be spic in middle school <br> walking home form school <br> all of a sudden some white high schoolers start talking shit at me from their cars for no reason <br> I flip them of <br> 5 of them park beside me telling em they are about to whoop my ass <br> highschool cop come out of nowhere <br> tells me to go home <br> All I hear is him barking at high schoolers <br> mfw he got their driving licences taken away. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> live in Sweden <br> arrested for being fit because that must mean i use steroids <br> drug use being anyone elses business anyway <br><br>www.thelocal.se/20140807/police-ran<wbr>sack-house-of-unusually-large-man</wbr></br></br></br></br></br> <br> mfw op is right and that has never actually happened </br> <br>in germany speeding is extremly cheap<br>http://www.bussgeld-info.de/bussgel<wbr>dkatalog-geschwindigkeit/<br><br>first table is outside of cities and the second one is for cities.<br><br>And thanks for mentioning that. I now be more aware for my annual france trip</br></br></br></br></wbr></br></br> <br>gg no re :^)</br> <br> be me <br> 10 year old <br> walking home from sex party <br> gigantic huge nigger oldfag roaming on the street and swinging his machete <br> call cops <br> cops shoot him </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I r8 this 8/8 story was gr8</br> <br>Why the fuck didn't the cop help you? Fucking American shit heads</br> Be 24, white with a 23 black male drinking late at night. Hes at my house and around 2 am he gets a call from his mother<br><br> black anon mom- "I left my meds at your house and I am having problems" <br><br>Get gf at the time to drive us to his place, she didn't drink, because I knew his mom for a while and know she has serious heart problems and wanted to make sure she was fine, pick up pills and everything is fine<br><br>Gf gets pulled over for maintaining a lane because she was tired. Cop comes up and ask if we have been drinking, tell them we have but gf has not. They breathlyze gf and ask to search us, <br> sureweareclean.jpeg <br><br>Police find pills on black anon and ask why he has them because his name isn't on them and his mother uses her maiden name instead of fathers last name so they do not match. <br><br>Cop starts harassing us, talking to us like we are dealers, so we try to call his mother to confirm and she doesn't pick up, 30 minutes later and a additional police car we get let off with a fucking ticket for gf driving.<br><br>45 mins later we arrive at his moms place, lights are on but no one is answering, black anon gets frantic and starts calling, knocking on the door and stuff like that for 30 mins. <br><br>We decide to break a panel of the back door window because of no answering. We find her lying face down on the floor in the living room. Call the police to get a ambulance. By the time the ambulance gets there she passed away. Autopsy says its was from a major heart attack.<br><br>Now I hate cops because we could have possibly saved her if the cops listen to us and let us go to help his mother</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>what a faggot</br> <br> be me <br> 10 <br> dutchfag <br> morrocans stole my bike <br> mom calls the police <br> they never found the guys who stole my bike <br>at least my mom bought me a new bike</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Be me <br> Friend giving me and other friend lift home from shitty party <br> drinking in car. Big bag of weed on the dash <br> get pulled over at random breath test spot <br> forget there's weed on the dash <br> friends window winder is broken so he has to open the door to get breath <br> gets breath tested and he's clean <br> tells us he's fine as he's closing the door <br> before closing it he stops and tells us to have a good night while looking at the weed and winks at us <br> closes door and we leave <br>Coolest cop ever</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> met both good and bad ones so far. good one:<br><br> riding my motorbike to work, passing traffic, speeding, not seeing oncoming traffic. <br> shiiiit. slam brakes, try to squeeze through on centerline. rip off oncoming van's mirror with my shoulder... <br> van messes up my handle bar & my left arm <br> bike out of control, barely missing cars, truck, going through median strip, coming to halt in parking lot. shaken but alife. wasted a dozen of guardian angels, apparently. <br> van went in the ditch to evade, tilted over, is on its side. calling the cops. other drivers accusing me of reckless driving. <br> cops showing up. 50+ year male, ca. 25 year female. him being totally relaxed, taking notes. her taking photos. <br> cool cop: "so - do you admit it was your fault?" <br> me: "i'd rather not make a statement." <br> ladycop: "WHAT? it's obvious!" <br> cool cop: "it's his right." <br> ladycop: "SO YOU WANT ME TO START COLLECTING WITNESS REPORTS NOW TO SECURE THE CASE???" <br> cool cop: "yep, that's how it goes." <br> ladycop leaves, pissed, mumbling to herself. <br> cool cop: "you don't have to tell me, but you do know whose fault this was?" <br> me: "yep. but i don't want to make any statement." <br> cool cop: "ok, that's what i needed to hear. so you won't cause trouble, right? so while she does the paperwork, let's take a shortcut and skip the official forms. i have better things to do." <br> takes blank piece of paper, writes down "I, anon, born on XYZ, do not want to make a statement regarding accident on $date." <br> cool cop: "Sign here and we're done with paperwork." <br> signed. done. ladycop kept interviewing witnesses for the next hour. <br> Went to doctor to have left arm/shoulder treated. Got a ticket of course. Insurance paid. No probs. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The biggest fag on planet Earth- the post</br> <br><br> projecting this hard </br></br> if you live in sweden you can try and touch the police officers guns, trust me its all good fun <br>You dodged a drugged out machete swinging nignog for 10 minutes?</br> <br> come back from vacation <br> basement soaking wet, wtf <br> back door damaged <br> chair wedged underneath knob to keep it "locked" <br> business card of police officer sitting on chair <br> handwritten note "water hose broke in basement, shut it off" <br><br>Turns out neighbor saw outflow pipe from basement sump pump gushing water, called 911, cops broke in to shut it off and saved me tens of thousands in damage.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> can't get the window open <br> fuck me sideways <br> 6'2 cop gets off bike walks slowly to driver's side window <br> dindu nuffin excuses start going through my head <br> "Car problems, huh?" says T-1000 <br> face him only to see my reflection on his helmet's visor <br> "Y-yes officer sir!" I said stupidly <br> "Well alright, doll. How about we start by getting you out of the car through the passenger side door? Or is there a problem with that door?" robocop asked <br> "No sir I just couldn't find the button to lower the window" I said as I slowly crawled to the next seat <br> I exit as he starts fiddling around in the drivers seat <br> "Alright, right now our main goal is to move this car out of the ramp so we can keep traffic moving. You seem pretty distressed so how about you just stand near my bike so you won't get hit by these raging motorists" cop said <br> He starts paging on his radio <br> I'm just near his bike still shitting myself and surprised that he didn't ask me any other questions <br> more sirens in the distance <br> mfw embarrassed <br><br>I'l brb</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>not petril?<br>CHEESEOID HATE SELF</br></br> <br>Fuck off summerfag.</br> <br>so many huge faggots in this thread</br> <br>As much as I hate the press, I hate people who feel a need to harass them. The exception to this is papparazzi who stalk celebrities. Those guys deserve to be nigga raped.</br> <br>solid soup</br> Bad cop story:<br><br> Me drinking beer in the afternoon. Going home by car at approx 11 pm. <br> Turning off AC and opening windows because of nice weather. AC stinks after turning off. <br> Pass cop car. They pull out, follow me, stop signal. I pull over. <br> Cop: "License and registration please." I get the papers out. Cop sniffs bad smell in car. <br> Cop: "Did you drink?" Me: "No." Cop rolling his eyes, telling me to "admit it." <br> Me: "I had one beer in the afternoon, that's it." Cop: "So you DID drink. I can smell it." Me: "I don't think so." <br> Cop asks me to step out of the vehicle and present first aid kit, which I do. Uses that chance to inspect my car's interior w/o asking. <br> "OK, we'll run a brethalizer test on you." Did not even ask me (it's the law they need to ask). I seriously think about resisting so they'd have to decide if it's worth taking me in for a blood test, calculate how long it's been since I had the beer. Decide I'm safe and have the feeling that they would take me in for blood test anyway. <br> While one cop prepares the test, the other one tells me "You're so relaxed..." Me: "Yeah, why not?" Him: "It's a serious offense and you are in serious trouble. Don't you get that?." <br> Me: "I told you I'm not drunk. I have no reason to be nervous." <br> Cop: "I can smell it. You're lying. We'll take you in." <br> Other cop finally has the test ready, let's go. Result comes up: 0.00. <br> Cop 2: "Nothing in his system. He's right." <br> Cop: "You are lucky. THIS TIME. Stay safe." </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Haha</br> <br>FUCKING BAIT</br> <br>OH MY GOD, he used a flashlight on me<br> imma sue that mofo <br><br>eat cock</br></br></br></br> What does a blow job feel like? Heaven... but sex is MUCH better. Bags of sand <br>I see what you did there</br> Feels good but can never bust It feels like your dick is in someone's mouth <br>Same man</br> <br>It is okay. But your jaw hurts after a few minutes.</br> <br>Masturbating with an out of control hand that isn't yours and some fingers are missing</br> it's like fucking a pussy, but then the pussy is coöperating to make you cum harder.<br><br>also the pussy has eyes and teeth.</br></br> <br>this</br> <br>salty milk and coins</br> Here's the video. http://m.hclips.com/videos/vera-fuc<wbr>ks-her-photographer/?autoplay=on</wbr> <br>If the girl knows what she is doing, it feels like fucking a pussy with a tongue caressing your dick and teasing your balls. Ifnshe can't deep throat though, it's just like a vagina with a vaccum seal.</br> <br><br>Depends COMPLETELY on the suckers skills. Ranges from horrible to holyshitballsyes.<br><br>the best of it is the degrading look of her sucking your cock.</br></br></br></br> <br>good</br> Like a velvet bag filled with a thousand puppy ears. <br>No the best is when she lets you thrust hard</br> I wouldn't know how a good blowjob feels. My girlfriend just sorta keeps it in her mouth and doesn't do much, then she stops after thirty seconds.<br><br>So, yeah, it's warm and wet and uncomfortably toothy.</br></br> <br><br>It sucks</br></br> <br>dude, teach her how to give proper BJ's. Give feedback, you're there. open your mouth and speak.<br><br>BJs can be one of the most consistent forms of amazing orgasms.</br></br></br> <br><br>Most women are terrible at it. Honestly. <br><br>Never ejaculated once from a blow job until I was 30yo. Sexually active since 17yo.<br><br>Jacking off gets the job done faster. Half the time I dont even let my wife do it because 90% of the time I won't come close to cumming, even after telling her exactly what to do.<br><br>Women like to think what they're doing is the best because it worked on a few other guys once upon a time.<br><br>Pointless.<br><br>So...what do blow jobs feel like? Like shit most of the time.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Feels like shit if she uses teeth instead of lips</br> Feels like someone is sucking your dick <br>I spoke, told her how I like it.<br><br>Response: "But that's not how I like to do it, are you asking me to do something sexual that I don't want? Would you be happy knowing I'm doing something against my will?"<br><br>She's a great person, but not open to any sort of suggestion. Her way is the right way and I'll have to make due.</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Same here, girlfriend is unexperienced (I'm her first) and it's not great. She fucking enjoys it but does not have much of an idea of what to do. She's getting a hella lot better though. By the age of 23 she will already be a sex goddess and I'll be the lucky motherfucker who gets that wonderful cocksucking good-mornings 24/7</br></br> From which perspective <br>it's like feeling a mouth on your dick</br> <br><br>Sorry OP but sex will never be good with her. If she keeps it that way, that is.</br></br> <br><br>/thread</br></br> <br>At least she doesn't sound like a slut</br> <br><br> half the time <br> 90% </br></br></br> <br> Most women are terrible at it. <br>Most girls are terrible at it. Most women know how to suck a dick. You must be terrible at dating/life. I'd feel sorry for you but it'd be wasted since it's clear you are a lost cause. I do feel sorry for your wife. It will probably be another 10 years before she gets fucked proper by some 28 year old she cheats on you with. He'll never say she can't suck a dick. She'll be blowing him daily and he'll be popping off deep down her throat.</br></br> <br>it feels like wet skin is rubbing your dick, and if the person who is giving the blow job is actually doing something, like a firm but soft muscle is massaging your dick. fyi guys are way better at it.</br> <br>http://19Kelsey.isocsec.com<br><br>Live NOW,<br> FREE </br></br></br></br> <br>Nah you'll teach her how to suck cock perfectly so she can use it on all the other guys she'll be sucking off</br> <br>It feels like getting your dick sucked, by a warm wet mouth.</br> <br>degrading</br> <br>half the time he won't let her do it<br><br>because 90%of the time he won't come close to cumming<br><br>mexicano?</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>You fucked up big time, enjoy your regrets</br></br> <br><br> that projection <br><br>Sorry your woman cheated on you.</br></br></br></br> <br>underrated post</br> <br>Get a Tenga/Fleshlight</br> i dont even know what sex feels like mang <br>Oh I'm not OP!<br>But yeah, I've been with her for seven years now and I've more or less made peace with the fact that sex, for me, is tiring, stressful, unrequited and only mildly good.<br><br>She cares about me but she cares about herself first. As soon as all her needs are met, she'll see if there is time and/or energy left for me.<br>But hell, it's only fair. Without her I'd have no one.</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>kek'd but not sure if serious<br><br>Giving decent head is not easy, that's actually why I don't even try it</br></br></br></br> The best ones are when she keeps the tip in her mouth and polishes your helmet with her tongue until you cum inside and it dribbles down over your cawk<br><br>passed out twice from these types of suck jobs</br></br> <br>/thread</br> <br>I'm 22 and still a VIRGIN.</br> <br>She really isn't. Before me she's only had four one-night stands and two boyfriends, we got together when she was 17.<br><br><br>Life is nothing but regrets compounding on each other, and it only gets worse with time.<br>Do your duties, keep quiet and enjoy whatever scraps life throws you.</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Faggot detected. <br><br>Don't you have a parade to be at?</br></br></br></br> <br>In most cases they look a lot better than they feel. Unless a girl is really into it and knows how to worship a cock with her mouth they can be disappointing. If however you hook up with an experienced and enthusiastic felatrix it can be awesome.</br> <br>i know that feel bro <br>i know that feel</br></br> <br> At least she doesn't sound like a slut <br><br> she's only had four one-night stands and two boyfriends <br> we got together when she was 17 </br></br></br></br> <br>go fuck someone :)</br> <br>While most of your comment is bullshit, I do agree that women think they're awesome at sex just cos they're female.<br>Guys generally cop a lot of shit for being the selfish gender in the bedroom, I think its about time women get some shit for it.</br></br> The stimulation is great but that's not the best part about it. There's godamn cute girl servicing your cock and her goal is to make you feel good. The raw feeling of power while at the same time being at her mercy is indescribable. <br>I'm gonna go fuck someone UP.</br> <br>by the time she is 23 her sex drive will have vanished and you will have to beg for jst a quick uniterested handjob once a month</br> <br>Everything else in your relationship must be going really well if you're not single right now.<br><br>I mean who would stay with someone like that if they didn't have the most amazing personality in the world...</br></br></br> <br><br>Honest post.</br></br> <br>I felt mothers bush when she was on wine and baggy pink lips from the pee hole<br><br>musky smell on thunb</br></br></br> <br> Heaven... but sex is MUCH better <br>Mmm, I dunno about that. A good dick sucking can be better, imo. Nothing like laying there and making the woman do all the work, especially since I love having my balls licked and sucked on.</br></br> <br>speak for yourself</br> <br>Generalising and wrong.<br>They're just like women in that department.</br></br> <br><br>Most women are dead fish in the sack. Simply laying there and bring dicked=/= good lover.<br><br>I married a minx, had kids...that rekt the vagoo forever. Things haven't been the same since. Doesn't feel like total shit, but the amount of sex has died off considerably.<br><br>It'll happen to all of you too, mark my words.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> truth </br> <br>Most 17 years olds I knew at the time were all in the double- sometimes even triple digits.<br><br>Gotta tell you, didn't make me feel better about being a kissless virgin at 19.<br>But yeah, my girlfriend is on the low end of that spectrum.</br></br></br></br> <br>virgin confirmed <br><br>also off by one</br></br></br> <br>Being***</br> <br>Like a balloon full of sand</br> <br><br> the selfish gender in the bedroom <br><br>All the girls I've been with were perfectly okay with me being selfish. I did what I wanted to them and they loved it.<br><br>There's no "gender equality" when it comes to sex. Sex is primal. When you try to be civil during sex you just end up with a shitty performance piece.</br></br></br></br></br></br> It depends. Some girls seems to think they only need to have the dick in their mouth and that will do it.<br><br>If the girl know how to emulate a vagina with her mouth then it can be as good as pussy and no messy sheets if she swallows.</br></br> <br><br> Women like to think what they're doing is the best because it worked on a few other guys once upon a time. <br><br>So much fucking this</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm sorry.</br> <br>Sucks to be you. Have her watch some porn so she knows wtf to do instead of being an ignorant tard.</br> <br> coöperating <br>internal dialog: "[koʊøpəɹeɪtɪŋ]"<br>Yuck. Are... are you franch?</br></br></br> <br> has preferences <br> must be a virgin <br><br>I'm sure it makes sense in your mind little man. Too bad it's not how the world works.<br><br>Next you'll be spouting the logic that if a guy likes anal he's gay.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>If that is the case I can always dump her aeons before this comes to happen. Don't mistake me for some cuck</br></br> <br> 2015 <br> being this cuck </br></br> <br>Like warm apple pie.</br> <br><br>Untrue.<br><br>Some women are domineering because of past oppression, so they over compensate by controlling everything because they were once controlled.<br><br>Protip: if you're out on a date with a woman & she cuts the entire plate of food up before eating it, organizes the portions out & keeps everything separated, fucking run.<br><br>Women gain OCD powers with age, slippery slope friends.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's because your wife doesn't want to do it in the first place. 9/10ths of the battle is finding a woman who actually loves sex in the first place. When you find her, don't let her go. The last thing you want is winding up with a bitch who is indifferent about sex, assuming you like it a lot, anyway.</br> <br>Grab her hair and fuck her throat. My wife loves that. I cum buckets</br> <br>It's weird, like a vacuum with a tongue that moves up and down<br>My girlfriend is into anything at anytime but she's not the best at bj's, a little toothy but only sometimes<br><br>Also expect a lot of stopping to wack off a little, bj's take a lot of time</br></br></br></br> <br>I don't think it'll happen to me. Mostly cos I don't plan to have kids.<br><br>I'm not prone to sitting around and thinking of ways to ruin my life.</br></br></br> <br><br>Probably new around</br></br> <br>that has less to do with age and more to do what what gets someone aroused. Believe me, the uncertainty of a relationship, the thrill of new, the uneasiness of a first time and desire for a tall muscled body. That's where her sex drive is. <br><br>Certainty kill the drive. She has won her partner. He has professed that he will never fuck another woman and guess how she reacts to that 9 times of of 10?<br><br>Unless the woman is that kind cums easy and often (and therefore NEEDS sex), she will grow tired of sex with how most betas handle a relationship.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Break it off. You will eventually get tired of wishing things were different every time you try to coerce her into having sex. Let her make some other guy miserable instead.</br> <br><br>That's not the issue, she does it on command, I'm just not interested in her after 3 kids. <br><br>Shit is rekt man.</br></br></br></br> <br>She doesn't cheat on me and doesn't hit me often, so yeah, she's great.<br>Added to that, I'm completely worthless as a person, if it weren't for her I'd be friendless and alone.<br><br>So I'll take what I can get!</br></br></br></br> You know why you for some reason havent fapped for a full week? You've just been too busy on some camping trip or something. Then you get home and put one finger on your cock and you get tingles all over?<br><br>Head is like that, but better sensationally and visually. <br><br>tongues are amazing. <br><br>However if you dont really like the girl or you have fapped/had sex too recently they can get boring very quickly and make you just want something with the raw power to make you come, like sex or hand/fapping</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>^This is good advice, honestly.</br> <br>pretty sure thats them bullshitting. i remember seeing some statistics showing young people these days are having way less sex than their parents or their parents parents. most teenagers are not having dozens of one night stands.</br> <br>Hold on, let me ask your mom</br> <br><br>I didn't plan on my 3 boys either, every one of them was conceived while she was on birth control.<br><br>It'll happen to you eventually.</br></br></br></br> <br>...Yeah that was so far off the point that I don't even know how to respond to it.<br>Try reading.</br></br> <br>Lol faggot man up</br> <br>Completely depends upon the person giving it. Every cock sucker does it differently, some are definitely better than others.</br> <br>BAG OF SAND<br><br>WAS I THE FIRST ONE1./!?!?</br></br></br> <br>If you let it.</br> <br>It makes you forget how worthless you really are.</br> <br><br>TopMotherFuckingKek/10</br></br> <br>pretty shit actually Lol</br> <br>Haha. Yeah sure. Either of 2 things are happening here. First glue wife stops taking her meds and purposefully get pregnant. Or second shes retarded and not taking it properly. <br><br>I think your wife is retarded. Get her the implant or something because she can't take pills properly</br></br></br> If you can train your girl to do this shit right its almost as good as sex. My gf is two years younger than me and im her first. At first shit was weird as fuck because she had zero clue what she was doing but I told her somewhat what to do and after a few months she started deepthroating and getting really into it with hands and tongue. Shit is so cash and she swallows too. Get it about 3-4 times a week and she says she actually likes it. <br>Oh you're a troll.<br>Never mind.</br></br> <br> 23 year old woman <br> sex drive vanishes <br><br>Virgin detected. The female sex drive actually keeps increasing until age 30. Men's starts to go down in the early to mid 20s.</br></br></br></br> <br> It'll happen to all of you too, mark my words. <br>No it won't. I'm snipped, so I can fuck away, no condoms, no risk of knocking up a bitch. Will *never* happen to me. Sucks to be you!</br></br> <br><br>I'm fucking sure everyone in a relationship should care about themselves first and about the other one after. But in your case it just seems to me that you accepted defeat. You're better alone than with some whore. I'd tell you to dump her, but you seem pretty ok with your 7-year situation. And then again, 99,9% of relationships are doomed to (sexual) failure.</br></br> blow jobs are like all forms of sexual activity. when your doing them, they aren't as good as you remember and you are thinking about doing a different one. <br>So many loads.</br> <br>FEMINIST MYTHS INCOMING<br>that just isn't true anon. chart sorta related but not really</br></br> <br>I use these things called condoms.<br>I also don't make the same mistake three fucking times.<br>Oh and finally, I don't sleep with people who I think will fuck me over</br></br></br> <br>Actually, the most popular birth control methods have anywhere from a 40% to 80% fail rate over the course of 6 years. There are only 3 methods that have a good chance of success over that period of time and most people do not use them due to more complicated requirements to get them from your medical coverage.</br> <br><br>She had an IUD, then some arm implant, then the depoprovera shot. I watched the doctor administer all 3. <br><br>Bc doesn't work for her for some reason.</br></br></br></br> <br>Depends on the person. My gf now sucks at bj. It hurts and idk my dick doesnt really fit her mouth so i feel her teeth all time. Hurts like hell and feels like my dick is mutilated.</br> <br> virgin confirmed <br>Mmm hmm.</br></br> <br> terminating a unbroken line of descent that traverses time back to scum at the bottom of the primordial ocean. </br> <br><br>Vasceotomy isn't 100% effective.<br><br>Fuck ups happen all the time.<br><br>Good luck.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>same thing happened to me. we must have super strong sperm</br> <br><br>My wife isn't fucking me over, condoms when you're married is retarded.<br><br>It'll happen to you too.<br><br>Mark my words...</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Sometimes this.<br>I hate when I've hooked up with someone and had a great memory of it, so I make the mistake of doing it again and realise it either went unrealistically well last time or I just remembered it really poorly.<br>Then that awkward moment when you realise you gotta walk away again...</br></br></br> <br><br>Completely unrelated chart and no proof against anon's statement.</br></br> Trips gets any game they want bad rats <br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/fareng<wbr>ar98/<br><br>CoD Black Ops 2 with dlcs</br></br></wbr></br> <br>roll</br> Fb friends /b <br>more please</br> <br>what kind of porn should she do?</br> <br>you like her?</br> <br>see </br> something about this one that gets be rock hard <br>she's pretty uptight so i dunno, nothing hardcore</br> Love to see her gangbanged or throat fucked <br>more, how many cocks?</br> I'd tap her so hard 5 or 6 <br>she's hot m8<br>keep posting more of her pics</br></br> <br>More?</br> <br>what kind of porn<br>do?</br></br> <br>Tell me what you want to see, I've got too much to dump all at once.</br> <br>defo a blow jobs/hand jobs girl</br> <br>make it rain m8<br>dont stop</br></br> <br><br>She is so beautiful</br></br> <br>two hands?</br> <br>Please dump in imgur then, I like all types of photos :D</br> <br>you know it</br> <br>I've tried doing Imgur, the fucking captcha drove me insane it was so compressed, I'll try again, bear with me.</br> <br><br>more?</br></br> <br>Thanks anon, you are the best.</br> <br/> <br><br>that ass doe, aslo you fapping brah?</br></br> <br>not yet. usually got to tell some more anons what porn should she do.<br><br>what porn should she do?</br></br></br> <br>Uploading now.</br> <br>i wonna see her do anal so bad</br> <br>rough anal? white or black?</br> Laura Trupia in Nottingham <br>Tiny girl with huge boobs</br> <br>Tell me your thoughts /b/ro<br>http://imgur.com/EkQxVvs,iq6Fwim,7C<wbr>B94WB,WWdidKj,FIFsv3D,YYMs1Ls,CepdR<wbr>qq,NMsaaau,iw27PTO,e9mH5pX,Zpvrso0,<wbr>fIRKq8L,DIY7eWq,6Fx9McP,ofV3ahe,LPb<wbr>fy1d,XJAKFAU,4XOcU3z,tB30Ios,lk09u3<wbr>H,nIPV4kZ,G350su8,nN0DuTr,McmI5ko,0<wbr>CTTFLG,FBoN1wT,e2xH52p,L22rSfH,hoFH<wbr>kmb,pGAb2ox,MhlikKP,HWYZVqx,zC79OfB<wbr>,kPwbstC,Rbh4WFt,9yt4K8c,OigVPVC,uh<wbr>E7nHN,GCKy4GT,FaHVI2p,vc6mYJ3,HngGr<wbr>PE,7bKDPPZ,ceZ1Msx,2tDqezk,hLWONCU,<wbr>M9WqXS5,5wZHDKi,wSWrUgn,CmuBSM8,dHA<wbr>cpZG,z4Q3XDW,bb4VNEp,2XPEvyI,LKqFGC<wbr>k,qdv9hgG,CPkhxJg,K8QNLKt#0</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br> <br>rough, want to see her get pounded</br> Thoughts? <br>white cock?<br>or<br>black cock?</br></br></br> <br>what kind of porn<br>do?</br></br> <br>either or, aslong as she has something in her ass im happy</br> <br>Nah, she doesn't do porn.</br> <br>why not both?<br><br>wow boring...</br></br></br> <br>Leslie?</br> <br>goddaaaaamn i'd lick her thighs..</br> <br>OMG anon you made it! Thank you!<br><br>This girl body and my gf looks exactly the same, I really appreciate the pictures.<br><br>In my opinion, the best pictures are: 8 16 19 22 29 45 48</br></br></br></br></br> <br> thats her fam </br> <br> 8 16 19 22 29 45 48 <br>No problem, not 56 though? Same body? Damn, that must be fun to fuck, good on you.</br></br> Ever double-team your gf? how was it? Yes indeed. One MMF and one MMMF, It's very hot watching your lady moan for other guys. Super gay <br><br>A few times.<br><br>It was fun. It helps if you're bi.</br></br></br></br> did this a while ago with an ex-gf... it's a little weird when you first see another guy fucking her, but overall incredibly hot.<br><br>hoping to repeat the experience soon with current gf.</br></br> <br>Nope, but I may have double teamed yours.</br> Everyone post their gfs for fapping purposes <br>tell us more.</br> <br>No, but i'd like to, because i'm a pervert.</br> My girl loves two dicks in her pussy at once. I want to be the guy that gets invited to double team someones gf <br>Congratulations! You're a cuck!<br>How does it feel to be an unappreciative, self-loathing, degenerate piece of shit?</br></br> <br>Girls love two dicks fag! Get over knowing that if you ever get a girl she will b unhappy with your small penile and she will be fucking everyone she can behind your back. Good luck kid</br> <br>No but I allowed my gf to have group sex with black men. German here and I shared that I was going to do this in some threads a couple weeks back. Anyone want to know how everything went? She is also German.</br> <br>Yes please. Got pics?</br> <br>Are there that many black dudes in germany? It seems like this is getting common among german dudes</br> <br>There are only very few blacks in Germany and, to be honest, most girls don't like blacks (for sexual intercourse).</br> <br>only if you have pics of your girl for proof.</br> <br>Holy shit stories! I am german too (as my gf is), but sadly she is not into threesomes, gangbangs and cuckolding-stuff :( I would love to suck cum out of her ass and kiss her while she has tons of other men's cum in her mouth :)</br> <br>what do you want to know?</br> <br>what it's like to watch</br> <br><br>Yes actually depending on where you are though. Many times they will just be tourists, usually from the US army, that want to simply have fun in Germany.<br><br>So I took my gf to get gangbanged by 5 black men. I originally wanted more but it wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. Twelve or so were interested but for various reasons we had to wind that number down to 5. Anyways back on topic.<br><br>I told my gf I wanted her to get really nasty with them. She agreed since she also fantasized about this. They had sex with her for over two hours. DP, rough anal, creampie, cum swallowing, you name it she did it. I even wanted them to pee in her mouth to. Which they complied. Piss porn is actually somewhat popular in germany. Best 3 loads I ever cummed in my life.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I guess you are single and a virgin. If you get out of your robot shell and your mom's basement and discover the many fields of human sexuality you will love the wild and hard stuff.</br> <br>watching your gf suck another guy's cock is really hot. but i didn't watch for that long - it's more fun to join in.</br> <br>Yeah, this isn't real.</br> I not double teamed my gf, but I was the guy who joined. If you guys wonder, it was very nice! <br><br>Here she is. What do you guys think of her? I want to see her do this again. She's open to another session. <br><br>I wouldn't want to go that far yet but more power to you.</br></br></br></br> <br><br>That depends on you.<br><br>I enjoy it. Anymore, I'm a one-shot-and-done kinda guy, but back when I was young, watching the other guy go at it got me ready for my next round.<br><br>The first time was kinda weird, but the weirdness passed quickly enough.</br></br></br></br></br></br> I did it once a while ago with a friend and his GF, was a weird experience, can talk more about it if y'all have questions. <br>I only need to reverse image search to see this is fake. I seriously fucking hate you shills.<br><br>Screencapping this to show the distance shills go to lie.</br></br></br> <br>Not bait friend. Should she do another session guys? We are still in contact with those guys.</br> <br>Hahahahahahaha</br> I'm gona do it, any advise ? <br>I'm a french fag</br> I want my wife to suck a huge cock while I'm doggie-styling her pussy. But she's chronically normal. How do I get her to see the light? <br>Lol her name is savannah highnote not annette faggot.</br> <br>you are insulting me because im not human garbage like you are? sure thing cuck, stay free</br> <br>Try to go into it really relaxed, maybe have a drink or two (don't go overboard, you don't want whiskey dick) but enough to make you feel just relaxed enough to be less uncomfortable with the idea, makes it way easier.</br> <br>This.<br><br>Also to anyone who is interested, in my experience the best way to do stuff like this is MMFF.<br><br>You can do MMF, FFM, both for you two and for the other couple, and same-room swapping is really hot.<br><br>When it's done, there's really no feeling of unevenness or owed anything; you and your gf both got to do something exciting and new that many partners aren't okay with, you both got some strange so the score is even, etc.<br><br>Once upon a time Craigslist was great for this but they got rid of casual encounters and IDK what sort of services are good for it now.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Shut the fuck up nig nog</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Cuckolds got BTFO<br><br>kek</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Thank you bro.<br>I even prepare alcool and cocaïne to help me...<br>It's her wish and if i want to do a FFM threesome, she say ok but whe do a FMM threesome before...</br></br></br> <br><br><br><br><br>lel thats NOT your girl. That's Savannah Highnote from tumblr</br></br></br></br></br> <br>My fear is that the guy have a bigger dick or be more long to cum...</br> <br>It's a friend of her...</br> <br><br>If you're that insecure, group sex isn't for you.</br></br> <br><br>Yeah, if you insist on viewing it as a competition, you're not gonna have a good time.</br></br> <br>If you are that insecure, then life isn't for you</br> <br>This should be your aim rather than your fear. If not then you gonna have a bad day at the shops, /b/ro.</br> <br>pics of ur gf?</br> <br>Is She good?</br> Done it a few times with pic related now. Insanely hot, especially the first time <br>No fuck you this is b8 again.</br> <br>is that really your gf or are you lying like the other guy?</br> <br><br>This isn't bait. Go ahead and try image search. What you think?</br></br> <br>no results on image search doesn't prove anything</br> <br><br>anon i think she would be perfect for a bbc gangbang<br>u need to convince her to do it<br>pretty sure others will tell u the same</br></br></br></br> <br>Fuck you bitch</br> <br>What the hell else do you want me to do then?</br> <br>they gotta go that extra mile in the direction away from eugenics</br> <br>take a picture hanging in your house of her and take a picture of it with timestamp</br> <br>I do not live with her and she is at her house at the moment.</br> <br>text her something and post screencaps</br> Nope but would love to try it. <br><br><br><br><br>WTF is the matter with you cuckolded faggots? Why are you guy so damn desperate to see this? Honestly I want to know why you guys want to see a beautiful white woman doing this. This saddens me. Are you guys all gay?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>What should I text her?</br> <br>tell her to send a selfie to you. if she doesn't want to send her porn</br> <br>Why didn't you take pics of the gangbang? <br><br>If I ever convince my gf to try something like this I would have it recorded.</br></br></br> <br>Okay what kind of porn?</br> <br>not the same guy idiot</br> <br>try get the selfie first. the porn part is just for fun.</br> <br>Anon I am not that guy who lied about his gf. I said I would like to see my gf do this. Read the proper posts anon. I wish she would. She doesn't like it though ;(</br> <br>She told me she doesn't want to take a picture right now. In fact I woke her up but she seems to want to talk. Should I just send her the porn? What should I send her? I'll make sure to post images.</br> no nor will I. I don't date whores. if she wants something in her ass while I fuck her, we have toys for that. other than that, she can respect the fact that I don't share, or she can go find a manwhore that does and be with him, and I will go find a girl who actually has self respect and respect for me. This thread has gone to shit, I'm out. things haven't been going well with gf <br> been thinking of ending it with her <br> acquaintance comes to me (he didn't know me and my gf were together) <br> says he's been sleeping with her <br> he's going to stop because he doesn't like how she lied to him <br> get idea <br> have small party <br> he's invited <br> eventually everyone else leaves except me, gf and other guy <br> chatting and start talking about threesomes <br> gf sees this as opportunity to fuck other guy with my blessing <br> all of us go into bedroom <br> fooling around <br> she starts riding other guy <br> I push into her ass <br> she was never a fan of anal but got caught up in the moment <br> both of us fucking her hard <br> i cum first, stand up and push it into her mouth <br> other guy cums in her vag <br> everyone cleans up and leaves <br> next day I drop by her apartment with all her stuff, leave it on the stairs with a "fuck you" note </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>send her really good cuck porn</br> <br>do not even try to reason with these homosex. <br><br>they just like gay porn. too scared to admit they like it though.<br><br>many of these gays even say they pretend to be the girl.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>tried but could not get hard</br> <br>http://19Kelsey.isocsec.com<br><br>Live NOW,<br> FREE </br></br></br></br> <br>twice as fun because i am bisexual so i got to lick pussy and suck dick, and creampie for dessert</br> <br>anymore of her? any action shots? what did you guys do?</br> <br><br>Right on, man.</br></br> <br> top kek </br> ITT: a bunch of cuckold fucks who can't satisfy their ugly gf without the help of real men. <br>Post the text convo so far. Do you need images to send?</br> <br>Dude, you shoulda just fucked the guy in front of her.</br> <br>Sure post the image here. She's being grumpy a bit.</br> <br>nice one anon<br>well done</br></br> <br><br>Also what should I tell her?</br></br> <br>just tell her your horny and fapping. work from there</br> <br> this fucking cuck <br><br>god damn i hate u cuck fucks so much</br></br></br> <br>Nigga that gay</br> <br>getting mad enough about someone elses fetish that you need to prove youre not a robot</br> <br><br>He's mad because we have better sex.</br></br> Had a threesome with a really good friend and his girlfriend. Lost a friend due to this. Never again. <br>Done once with my gf and a good friend of us (male). <br>New year's eve, drunk. <br> Me and my gf were about to have sex. <br> Friend was sleeping in the same room. <br> Asked him to join, he said yes. <br> Girl laid on the back and got gropped and fingered by both of us <br> Eventually we both went down on her, taking turns <br> Then she sucked his dick <br> Then I got our on all 4 and basically fucked her bareback while she was still sucking <br> Finished inside her while she swallowed my friend. <br>Pic somehow related: the gf</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>dat ass</br> <br>For your attention, landscape mode.</br> <br>what's the update?</br> double teamed my gf with a guy from craigslist last summer. was one of the hottest experiences of my life <br><br><br>We broke up...</br></br></br> <br>screencaps or you're not him</br> Why did I have to wake her? Damn it this day has gone to shit ;_; <br><br> went to visit my friend with gf <br> friend is chef, lays on great dinner for us at restaurant, vip treatament loads of extras <br> drinks after dinner, all 3 of us getting on a storm <br> back to his place for rum and some class A <br> friend gets super drunk and high, falls asleep on couch <br> gf always horny after md, start making out with her on the other couch <br> skirt off, eating her out, teasing her about friend being awake <br> suddenly friend pipes up, "anon, I am awake" <br> gf not even remotely fazed just laughs and says <br> "you should join us" <br> he can barely believe his luck, dick out at the speed of light never seen him move so quick <br> she sucks him off while I'm eating her out <br> move to the bedroom <br> spitroast.jpeg <br> after a bit he pulls out and nuts on her face, I follow suit inside her. <br> slightlyawkwardnow.gif <br> we retreat to lounge to sleep on sofa <br> still all on good terms <br> Done a couple more since with others</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Everyone involved has to be in the right state of mind for it to work.<br><br>You wouldn't try a 3-way with <br>for instance.<br><br>Your best bet is to stick with experienced couples.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yes, I have. It was awesome, though a bit disconcerting to be naked with a good friend of mine. It led to full on swinging as well as FMF threesomes. I am not a cuckold, and rarely am into the idea of not getting another girl to fuck if someone is fucking my girl. I am also very secure in my awesomeness, so I do not get jealous. Not being a jealous person is essential in doing these types of things.</br> <br>you have earned my respect</br> <br><br>I knew he wouldn't deliver. He was lying that that was his gf all along like the other guy.</br></br> <br>Roofies or Mollie</br> <br>Enjoy your life being a loser.</br> <br>holy shit, more?</br> I've tried to convince my current GF to let me double team her with another guy, or invite another girl into the bedroom, but she isn't interested.<br><br>However, a few years ago my cousin invited me over to play cards with him and his girlfriend. We all got fucked up and spent about 2 hours fucking the shit out of her.</br></br> <br> Everyone involved has to be in the right state of mind for it to work. <br><br>They approached me. I'm pretty sure it was her idea because she was more experienced than him. We talked about this a few days earlier and what they expected from it. They both knew I'm pretty dominant, especially he knew because he met my ex gf and heard us fucking a few times. We talked about limits and things they want to try. Basically I could fuck her like I would normally fuck my girlfriend. We had a great night, a few drinks and it started all well. <br><br>But as soon as I was into it and her enjoying it he had doubts. I did not realise it at that time, he told me a few days later and even cried. He said he never seen her like that, giving more enthusiastic blowjobs, not reluctant getting her hair pulled and spanked hard, getting her ass fingered.......<br>He told me she was asking him when we'll have another threesome and he felt like pussy who could not satisfy her. This fucked up his mindset and he blamed me for it. They had good sex before but his feeling of inferiority just messed it all up.<br><br>Seriously guys, women want to be dominated hard. Not only physical but also mentally. Do not ask her to do something, tell her to do it! I never met a women who did not enjoy it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>the difference is that guy admitted to being gay. so why not drop the gf and just become a faggot for niggers like he said he wanted to anyways? all interracial fetishists have this issue. they are all gay.</br> <br>sure. <br>Tell me what you want, and let me see if it's in my OC folder. Tell me what appeals your interest, and what would you do to her.</br></br> <br>nice story that's how I would like it to go down too, also amazing ass MOAR!</br> <br>and this is how you win. You took a shitty situation and made the best of it.</br> <br>good to know not everyone is cuck beta fag now on /b/</br> <br><br>Lingerie, sexy costumes, boobs, blowjobs are my top picks.</br></br> <br>does anyone ever actually believe shit like this? this entire thread is full of lying scum.</br> <br>craigslist still has casual encounters in my area?<br>My wife and I troll around it now and then, we're very selective and have found some incredible couples</br></br> <br><br><br>From a later mmf</br></br></br> futa thread let's go! bump <br>Anybody lurking? I'm dumping because OP isn't.</br> <br>sauce?</br> ITT <br> not liking dicks <br>Are you gay or something ?</br></br> <br><br>if anything, you are the faggot</br></br> Xd Please dont make this a trap thread. We want nice futas on nice girls. Creampie rulez Futa is a spook Bump <br>Where is this from?</br> <br>Don't know/remember.</br> <br>if anything your the newfag around here.</br> <br>there was a comic strip or two with a futa mother fucking the daughter while the son was watching. I've been looking for it if you have it</br> <br>Sadly, no.</br> <br>This is perfect</br> <br> This Thread </br> <br/> <br>It's bible black, Not sure what episode though.</br> <br>It's from Bible Black.</br> <br><br>thanks mates</br></br> <br> Not knowing Bible Black <br>Confirmed for underage b&</br></br> <br>http://19Kelsey.isocsec.com<br><br>Live NOW,<br> FREE </br></br></br></br> I don't know if it's suppose to be like this, but I imagine that the originals got transformed into the (still quite aware) blowup dolls and are being raped out of existence by their evil futa clones. <br>Bible Black is great, but everybody has to start at some point. I wasn't even into futa until I was like 30.</br> <br>Please. I knew about Bible Black since before I understood what futa was, I actually heard about it back before I even started jacking off.</br> <br>more please</br> ayy lmao <br><br>Source please</br></br> <br>some persons image gallery that i visited a long time ago and have forgotten</br> <br>Knowing about it doesn't necessarily mean you can recognize a gif of it.</br> 3D interlude <br>Think about it. Straight porn is half gay because you're watching a man's dick.<br>Gay is obvious. 100%.<br>The only really straight porn is solo female masturbation.<br><br>But Futanari porn is only 25% gay, since there is one woman and one hermaphrodite.</br></br></br></br></br> Get in here niggers <br>will today suck? as per usual?</br> <br>YAY, "don't count on it"<br>Today will be less sucky.</br></br> <br>Will I get that job?</br> <br>Are you unable to predict because I might die before knowing?</br> <br>is OP a faggot?</br> <br>rerolling for this guy</br> <br>Is it going to be a quick death?</br> <br><br>Will I see Ethan's dick in July if I ask?</br></br> am i doing it right? <br><br>Shit.</br></br> Does op's mum do anal? will stephanie ever strapon fuck me? <br>will she pls</br> My crush - should I even bother? Is she worth waiting? Will I get laid? will she email me in july? <br>Tell me</br> Is OP a faggot? Will I get dubs? will she email me in june... <br>Will I get dubs?</br> trips? <br>Will I get dubs??</br> <br>You lied to me!</br> can i has sex tomorrow?? Spit a verse for us anon. nigga betta get da moneh nigga bitch ass nigga nigger I'm ecstatic/erratic/browsing 4chan wit.da.faggots Nigger? Nigger nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger. nigger nigger<br>why you out of the shitter?<br>thats right ! get back to work !</br></br> my entrees served to niggas who think dey on top<br>uzi smoothie got ya runnin like rats to tha cops<br>my bullets spew forth from tha chrome in a rush<br>hitin ya temple turnin ya brain inta mush<br>this is your last supper, you da apostles, im jesus<br>you talk shit on my album yet you rap worse than yeezus</br></br></br></br></br> Dealing with some rascist bitches/<br>Go home wives probably look like witches/4chan hacks and causes glitches/spit hot fire and watch you fidget</br> I'm white and from the suburbs. I've never rapped once in my whole life. <br>look at that fucking chimp face, those nostrils and huge lips ,my fucking god fucking jay z makes me cringe so hard every fucking time, i just want to punch his nigger face back to congo.</br> <br>Worst verse ever</br> I hustle every day, i kick niggas for fun, white people WOOOOOOOOOOOOO, My niggas and i hustle bitches yo nigga, the police think im bad, but i aint bad nigga, i hustle white people, fuck you nigga, this shit aint r33l, nigga, haha, word up nigga, this is my jam nigga, roll that joint, nigga, gimme a blunt, im a nigga, nigger, nigger, fuck nigga , this aint good nigga, try my nigga, i aint yo nigga, fuck you nigga give me nigga, sup nigga There's vomit on my sweater already <br>That was hot</br> Alright alright alright<br>Its me anon on /b/.<br>Got no talent and an average D.<br>Niggas all look like black tomatoes to me.<br>Ya too soft.<br>Eat you up like potatoes and meat.<br>Low cost.<br>Just like yo momma down on 3rd street.<br>Cheap ass hoe, $2 skeet skeet.<br>People say i'm a bad seed<br>that's cause all i do is smoke big weed.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> mom's spagetti I rain dubs supreme<br>King of the meme<br>Like you never seen <br>Shut the fuck up n checkem</br></br></br> 4chan is all what is wrong with the world<br>One of the nastiest Internet boards<br>Filled with whores and weirdos when they get bored<br>Posting faggot shit/might as well cut the cord<br>All of us.here need saving/should turn to the Lord<br>But instead we rot our minds in this Ill forsaken board.</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Uhm... yo yo yo ... whazzah nig... uhm ... dogs? <br><br>MC Ba$ement is here<br>Lend me an ear cuz Pussygeddon is near Yah'all fools wanna be in mah shoes<br>When I'm banging them hoes<br>And capping them foes<br><br>Mooooooom! Go away mom! I'm recording!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> yo yo yo check it <br>KILL ALL NIGGERS<br>KILL ALL NIGGERS<br>KILL<br>ALL<br>NIGGERS<br>I<br>G<br>G<br>E<br>R<br>S<br><br>KILL THEM ALL</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> im white but I can spit<br>and I like bitches tit<br>get her moaning from the feel<br>coz I got that wigga sex appeal<br>she tell me to take it steady<br>but I drop the can and spill all the spaghetti</br></br></br></br></br> Been spending most our lives living in a gangstas paradise Yeah, motherfucker Sup, nigga<br>Gangsta Rap, nigga Nigga<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>I'm 100% nigga<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>I'm 200% nigga<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why do police hate niggas?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you call yourself a nigga?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you drink so much beer?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor<br>'Cause I'm a nigga!<br>I'm a motherfuckin' nigga man, I ain't all that African-American shit Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga<br>N-I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you eat so much chicken?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why won't you make it in my kitchen?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you call them hoes bitches?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>'Cause them hoes is bitches!<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you stay in the hood?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>'Cause I don't like livin' by Peckerwoods<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you ain't got no job?<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Seven dollars all won't feed me, dog<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why yo' pants gotta sag? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga 'Cause hand-me-downs is all a nigga has!<br>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga<br>Why you scared to go to court?<br>Shit, 'cause the judge look just like that motherfucker<br>Put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga<br>Mamma Rag is a nigga Du-Rag is a nigga<br>Ballistics is a nigga And I'm Uretha's nigga<br>Nigga!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> They call me the hip-hop-a-potamus and my lyrics are bottomless....<br>...<br>...</br></br> sittin in da motherfucking bookstore<br>your mama's just another sucking drug whore<br>my rhymes are bad as her teeth or her ass<br>but whatever I say, she won't sucking less</br></br></br> <br>This<br><br>My exact thought every time I see him. Is he even a fucking human?</br></br></br> boom bam bop. badabopboom.<br>POW</br> <br>you failed<br>like really hard</br></br> <br><br>But I'm not a rapper....</br></br> <br>yeah, didn't add nigger anywhere...</br> <br>last two lines dont evem rhyme. kek<br> inb4 pitbull is a /b/ro </br></br> <br>it shows</br> Like a can of spaghetti o's<br>I'm eating these hoes<br>Chew em up and spit em out<br>Pretty soon I'll dig em out<br>Give em the kielbasa and sauerkraut</br></br></br></br> The indroduction took place at the lower tier and we're presently at this exact location now. <br>stick to being a meth addict</br> <br>Did you really fucking photoshop jay-z next to dre? You fucking homo lol</br> <br>If these niggaz keep glaring at me I'm gunna set this mother fucker off.<br>I will peel that niggaz face off and use it to wipe my ass like some Charmin extra soft. <br>Everybody wants to be a gangster until it's time to do gangster shit,<br>Keep fucking with me nigga and they will find you in a dumpster with your mother fuckin wig split</br></br></br></br> You Americans are such nigger lovers <br><br>Fucking cucks</br></br> Damn....Haha<br>You know, I ain't even like these niggas...<br>Knock kn-shut up bitch!<br>I ain't play in' games witcha, today's tha I'm flippin' tha switch, uh huh. Yeah!! Lil' John. Watch me give it to ya.<br>Okay?!<br>Yeah?! Yeah!! <br>I'm a true ass nigga, nigga doubt me and Imma shoot a nigga with my nigga.<br>High ve-loc-ity.<br>Nigger ain't no existing caliber bigger. <br>Than my nigga. <br>Hahahahahxifieksjxhauahajhaw!?!,!!'<wbr><br>Yaaassssss.?!.!!&<br>lil' Jon sum it up. <br>Okay!! Nigga. Nigra. Niger nigger. Ain't no one bigger.<br>*mic drop*<br>#MLGPro #Shrekt #euphoria #360quickscopez420blazeitnigger<br>#MTNDew #Doritoz</br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>ok yo<br>yo<br>yo nigga with the fat lip<br>cause you suck the dre dick<br>he only give you shit beats<br>cause he has his own needs<br>of fuckin white boy shady<br>up the asshole lately<br>better you ask timbo<br>cause he can do some limbo</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>shoot them in self defense</br> <br>I did it for the scandal</br> Too many people in my head <br>Brain toasted like sour dough bread<br>Think bout killin myself instead <br>Shotgun blast to the head<br>Cobain myself and all is dead</br></br></br></br> Beta white males trying to spit a verse<br>4chan rapping it can't get worse</br> <br>the exact term is sub human son, they're more closer to the primates than us, the ones that have more rational thinking is just because their parents or ancestors were a white man, and that gave them some more intellect,nothing more.</br> <br>Look up "watch me". A song with dre and jay on one of jays albums.</br> So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger <br> Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina <br> Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz <br> It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this <br> I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother <br> I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her <br> And have a son and a new brother at the same time <br> And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name <br><br>AYYY SLIM SHADY IM BACK IM BACK</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Go on and get the political<br>Fuck it even spiritual<br>Get aggressive on me<br>Feeling edgy cuz u browse /b/<br>Spitting out the word.nigger<br>Blacks wanna kill wiggers<br>All becuz everyone on /b/ feels cyber bigger</br></br></br></br></br></br> #include <stdio.h><br><br>main () {<br><br>int x = 0;<br><br>do {<br><br>printf("nigga");<br>printf("\n");<br><br>} while (x == 0);<br><br>}<br><br>return 0;</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>This seems logical, its a pity science contradicts the statement.</br> <br>stupid nigger rap.<br><br>Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler<br>Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint<br>(yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and<br>a black leather butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came<br>up with, something rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no <br>smegma bullshit. My bio "No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother" <br>with some pics of me jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia. <br>Hit up girls saying distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their <br>face, girls love it if you pay for it. This lets you build a car <br>dealrship by fucking lawn furniture and septic tank cleaning the <br>female mind via totally anal abuse. Expect to get hogtied sometimes. <br>Learn from your butcher and when you're ready,wipe it off and use <br>everything you abused in your real bathroom.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>It's on volume 3</br> anon lurking /b/ before i go to bust a load<br>mario kart 8, im bowser your toad<br>rainbow road, im stealin yo girl like shes Peach<br>getn her so wet like a day at the beach<br><br>bars bars bars</br></br></br></br></br> Reading this shit is all redundant <br>Postin lyrics on here with nothing to say because your vocabulary isn't abundant <br>Step off this thread, I'm not op<br>But you best believe it he ain't better than me</br></br></br> Keep eying me cross eyed man<br>I'll have you livin in a fuckin garbage can<br>Keep thinkin life ain't short<br>I'll have your faggot ass on life support</br></br></br> you asked me to rap some lines for you<br>Can't promise I make them rhyme for you<br>you see there's bigger problems in this world than poetic harmonies<br>you gotta ask why minister cameron's got you on your knees<br>at the food banks cos your wages wont provide<br>enough food for your family to survive<br>and thrive<br>yet the bankers, investors and C.E.O.s <br>have a pay cheque ending with 5 zeros<br>stand up<br>unite<br>and make our voices heard,<br>6 billion voices in this world<br>FIAT capatalist models are flawed beyond belief,<br>YOU need to give those in charge some grief<br><br>stand up<br>unite and make our voices heard<br>okay im done cant be arsed any more</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> this is my duster 4 a buster<br>reaping what you sow and you know<br>i'll give you 3 options<br>but but but i forgot 2 tell the noise<br>1 hit rip it for hey hehaw</br></br></br></br> Yo yo yo<br>Listen upp you fuckin' maggots<br>Pedos, furries, crazies an' faggots<br>I'm the fuckin' king of this pile of trash<br>Trolling femfaqs, shits so cash<br>Cuckin' a bitch in front of her man<br>Harpooning landwhales like I'm Japan.</br></br></br></br></br></br> /b/ was incredible <br>like a fecal blow job from that bitch from humanimals<br>then it took a shit <br>went to shit<br>like some trap tits <br>suck a dick <br>now its banana rama<br>full of drama <br>this was the best board<br>way of life<br>now its a gonna</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> nigga damn To be an anon is to be more then a human itself<br>it would bet that 8/10 anons would fuck a elf<br>they shit post everyday, and put it up on the forgotten post shelf<br>all that just to find a piece of themself<br>childporn its a thing that some of us find hot - but if i see personally im calling out for a mod<br>but i have something like most of you i will bet - a whole picture folder just to reply to a spiderman thread <br>but im a anon dr. gay, and im not what you will expect<br>and if i wanna crash your stream, you are about to get rekt.<br>but i post so much shit that you can call me a post shitter, and im gonna end these bars with the legendary rap word niggur</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Last line should read something like this:<br><br>Shootin up niggas like roof the king of /b/ man</br></br></br> You know lately I’ve been feeling kind of empty.<br>Thinking that maybe these people just don’t get me.<br>I’d like to think I’m a cool individual.<br>But if that’s true.<br>Then why do.<br>I feel so. <br>Invisible.<br>Miserable like I’m always wrong.<br>But it seems.<br>Everyone.<br>Kind of.<br>Sort of. <br>Gets along.<br>At least I think so, but I’m not really sure.<br>I try to keep my head up during the storm.<br>So I can see the path that lies forward.<br>Hoping this rain will let up before.<br>I get washed away down the gutters of the town. <br>Finding myself but what do you know.<br>I’m nowhere to be found.<br>Outta place.<br>Outta shape. <br>Outta pain. <br>It’s not fun.<br>Looked over.<br>Cuz I’m not.<br>You’re idea.<br>Of the one. <br>Can’t understand if its all a lie or true. <br>Ampersand, if it’s not me, then it’s you.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Flashin white ladies my big black dick<br>they cant help themselves but get sick<br>from mah AIDS<br>that shit contagious as fuck<br>transmit it through air all the way to her cuck<br>all of 4chans users is gay<br>swear to god<br>when they asking her out they crush go "nay"</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Cont <br><br>Like I said before your rhymes are so superfluous <br>Fags here are so numberous <br>I got one eye on the streets and one on the titty <br>I'm not a Holy man not from Vatican City <br>/b/ has turned to shit what a waste land I see <br>I ain't got time for this mess, thanks for thread<br>It's morning where I am time to go toast some bread</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> I had a comment rap battle once....I thought I won. <br>Some nigger wrote<br>"Yo, I said, I ransom notes, to get a lower case, I shoot you in unique caps, won't move upper case.<br>What, I got to put it in subtitles or something?!?!<br>Yo, I said, I ran some notes to get a lower case, I shoot you in your knee cap, won't move up a case.<br>I know you UK bitches got strict gun laws in your area...<br>But to understand them last bars all you got to understand is gun laws in America.<br><br>[Don Demarco siren / Tay Rock voice]<br>That's! Lite! That's lite!"<br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/624736935#p624740287">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Mid fap.<br><br>Dubs decides what i blow my load to.</br></br> <br>dirty. if no printer, trace her fb photo on paper</br> <br>how even? What goes through your mind to convince you thats hot</br> <br><br>obviously its not hot for you since youi dont have a thing for care bears. but it is for me.. just imagining sticking my cock into that soft fuzzy bear asshole makes me wanna cum buckets</br></br> ITT: Pictures of feet you fap over <br>I think I have a pretty vanilla foot fetish because I would never ever go near dirty/ overly stinky feet. There's fucking sand on her feet mate don't lick that.</br> <br>Nice</br> <br>Yea, that was a bit gross. I told her not to wear sandals next time and wear closed toe shoes (toms) for our next meetup</br> Friend gave me 2 $40 Steam Wallet cards for giving him a ride to work for a week. Nothing sounds appealing to buy right now. Any Suggestions?<br><br>Pic Related, FileName</br></br> MGSV: Ground Zeroes it's pretty fucking awesome OP, I would get that for 20 bucks <br>GR9 B9 M9<br>Just asking for suggestions.<br>I have 2 copies of Monaco if anyone wants one.</br></br></br> <br><br>Buy DiveKick<br><br> inb4 joke game <br><br>After Watching the finals at CEO on Friday this game is significantly more hype than I would have thought</br></br></br></br></br></br> I'm trading a "Karambit Stained" and an AWP Field Tested (both field tested) for 150$ PayPal only. You go first and pay as friend or family.<br><br>Add me here:<br>/profiles/76561198079672103/<br>Thanks!</br></br></br></br> how about fuck off</blockquote>][ Dubs decides what I comment on this girls latest photo, will comment anything be as wild as you want. (OP will actively deliver) <br>@mgxcm want 2 watch me suck some dog dik</br> <br>winrar</br> I will insert my penis in your mouth and rip your face open nigger fucking love how you're gonna be the autist ranting to himself in some girls instagram comments Just remembered its the last two nubers that have to be dubs nvm, restart. OP is an autist confirmed I would swim up the amazon river with 50lb dumbells attached to my penis, with Ellen Degeneres queef as my oxygen supply to have a nice seafood dinner date whilst talking to you over a dial up internet connection on skype. <br>Reroll</br> <br>roll</br> "im gonna shoot up my school, wanna help?" Op delivers <br>i winrar'd... write: I wanna fuck you like Hitler gased the Jews</br> <br>Winrar</br> <br>you can't change it afterwards you fucking twat</br> <br>nice, post reactions</br> Wanna Hanky my wanky while I spanky your panky? <br>ROLLLLLL</br> <br>rolll</br> <br>reroll</br> Blue - OP<br>RED - Boyfriend of Girl<br>PURPLE - Girl<br>MAROON - Some other Autist</br></br></br> I'm going to molest your dog whilst you watch <br>my god. this is fucking epic. hats off anon</br> I want a three way with uou and your man <br>roll</br> <br> I want a three way with uou and your man <br><br>bf here, can confirm up for it</br></br></br> <br>ty anon. I got another for you OP. <br><br><br>I would army crawl naked through 100 yards of broken glass while being pepper sprayed just to smell the shirt you touched while your friend tried it on in a department store.</br></br></br></br> <br>rolling</br> <br>Roll</br> I want to milk you like a cow <br>my god man.your like the hemingway of trolling</br> <br>ROLL</br> <br>winner winner chicken dinner</br> <br>well done, you have to send her the image now</br> <br>Nice get OP. <br><br>Ask her if she's ever been DP'd before, and tag the boyfriend in your comment as well.</br></br></br> <br>rolllll</br> <br>Still this</br> <br>THIS ! op THIS!</br> <br>this</br> Oi faglords, I said dubs not trips. Get real m9. Satanic Quints gets me to send the thread to her. <br>this plz op</br> <br>Roll for keks</br> <br>Rolling</br> <br>rolling for keksimus maximus</br> <br>Rolling for this as well</br> LOL my sister took my phone xD xD xD<br><br>But really though I'd berry my corndog up your festering thunder cunt so hard my brother Patrick who's a catholic priest would be reading its eulogy.</br></br> <br>Also roll</br> I would cover myself in salami and do the cha-cha blindfolded through a minefield to the beat of Zumba music whilst vultures swooped and scratched at my flesh; just to eat a salad made from a carrot you once masturbated with dubs get<br><br>also send<br/></br></br> <br>roooooooooooooll</br> rolling for quints <br><br>o yes</br></br> <br>Wirar</br> <br>this</br> Your boyfriends a cuck. Fuck that nigger and get with me. Unless your a nigger lover in that case no thank you. <br>Fucking gay. OP go with this for the keks. </br> <br><br>my captcha was also find the salad</br></br> <br>once more</br> Rollin' for kek's Tits or GTFO <br>Sure it was bro, sure.</br> <br>you didn't roll anything you autist</br> <br>Higher dubs wins niggers. WINRAAAAAR</br> post that image you've always wanted to post Not funny enough for YLYL, merely amusing. <br>I was on the brink of kekking. 4.8/10</br> <br>Cuck</br> <br>well that was interesting...</br> <br><br>In west Attica born and raised<br>On the agora was where I spent most of my days<br>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool<br>And all debatin some sophists outside of the school<br><br>I had to</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Well since you insist. <br>Good movie</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>This is a tough one...</br> <br>Oddly fascinating.</br> hehe <br>Orange, jesus fuck. The other choices are retard choices, reserved for fucking level ten retards. <br><br>Good for you if you can fly into a female toilet and jack off at 300 mph, but that isn't thinking about your future is it?<br><br>also check em</br></br></br></br></br> Easy choice,go green because imitating animals means flying or humans for identity theft monies and shape shifting to younger forms when old means immortality,sorted! <br>Red button: End Islam<br>BONUS: there are a lot of muslim nigger too, so it helps reduce the nigger population as well!</br></br> <br> implying ylyls are actually funny </br> These guys should be in more threads <br>Real?</br> <br>Wait what did he do to make him do that?</br> Get weed in my captcha all the time <br>Kek</br> <br>fucking pleb that is barely a super power. some people are like that already and that is just good genetics. unless they are talking like wolverine level healing (i assume they just mean heal a little bit faster than normal people) you would waste a chance to get super powers because of your own vanity. grey or purple is where it is at.</br> Troll mask... I never get a chance to post Glockamole <br> cancer calling the kettle cancerous <br><br>I sincerely hope your Guy Fawkes mask melts onto your face resulting in your painful death.</br></br></br> <br>bad shoop</br> Haulin' Oats Nobody else pressing the pink button? <br>not gon' happen</br> <br>Oh yes. Yes you are right. They should. I like them.</br> <br>He looks like so much fun to be around with tho.</br> <br>I find it more fun when you think of ways to monetize each button result.</br> <br>No nigga has good health and a perfect body at age 90. I value the ability to jog down the street and buy a bucket of tiramisu more than I do the ability to turn invisible every now and again while being some arthritic old piece of shit unable to move his legs.</br> <br>It clearly is wasabi</br> <br>actually it de-escalated quickly<br><br> not noticing the date of the tweets </br></br></br> <br>jedi mind trick</br> Found this in a nigger family house I was working in,the stench was intense <br>Neither am I, that only leaves on answer. OP is a faggot.</br> <br>laser dick who r u kiddin</br> <br>pink obv</br> <br>Who is this semen demon?</br> Life pro hacker right here <br>Green...fucking green. Why would anyone choose anything else. You could be the world's ultimate thief and get so rich that you would have no problems. On top of that, there is no listed limit for transformation, so you could be whoever you wanted to be for the rest of your days if you wanted.</br> <br>Green obviously.</br> <br>grey all the way any other choice is wrong</br> <br>this ski... massfag, cant find it here.</br> <br>broadchurch?</br> <br> stephen hawking is stupid </br> <br>m8 the whole point of that post was to be cancerous. I was demonstrating what is wrong with ylyl threads.</br> <br>no I've seen 1 picture like that too</br> <br>No fat more hats jew</br> <br>will never be as cool as dancing banana</br> <br>I mad</br> <br>Téléchat!</br> Fuck reddit <br>damn. i'm sorry you too went thru this hell bro</br> <br> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. <br> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact </br></br> <br>Red - Genocide doesn't do any good some other form of assholes will take their place<br>Blue - Super flight might be cool but I'm sure there will be some other dangers that go along with it<br>Yellow - If what I learned from the show is any help each element has a weakness that can be exploited. Plus it make you a lesbian.<br>Green - You shape shift into an animal people hunt or can easily kill and you're fucked. That's how The Sovereign died.<br>Orange - Meh you can still be killed and catch the HIV. Slaying whores and recovering from DOMS would be a /fit/ dream though.<br>Violet - Reading minds and remembering everything you see could lead to identity issues. But being super intelligent could lead to bigger and better things but everyone will hate you because no one likes a smart ass.<br>Grey - Perfect power for a serial rapist but what if you get covered in paint or something. You're done for. Or you forget if you used one of your time stops or get knocked out during. Too many openings for failure.<br>Pink - Special Beam Cannon, you cum and get prison time for manslaughter</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I like those boots</br> <br>Charles motherfucking manson</br> <br> Violet </br> <br>save'd and resized</br> <br>if you want</br> <br>Purple is for crayons. Children say purple. The proper name is violet.</br> <br>Corcoran jump boots. The older they are, they better quality they are.</br> <br>this was created with oprah</br> <br>need sauce of this...</br> <br>The proper name is violet. You said violet. The image said purple.<br><br>Image takes precedence over correctness, faggot.</br></br></br> can i see your leg for a minute? <br> Weapons of Ass Destruction </br> <br>Cry some more baby</br> <br>I rather enjoyed this one</br> <br>-_^</br> <br><br>holy fucking kek</br></br> <br>You mean this dumb bitch?<br><br>nothing to do with her</br></br></br> <br>brother?</br> <br>you actually watched it as a kid? france or belgium?</br> <br>having 'where do you think you are' done in pantomime and grunting<br><br>9/10</br></br></br> <br>This could be a decent movie</br> <br>i could lose in that asssss</br> <br>definitely purple</br> <br>red.<br>theists.</br></br> <br>Oh I like that one.</br> <br>Yellow. I'd roll a die. 1-2 air, 3-4 water, 5 earth, 6 fire. If it doesn't land on a side, avatar.</br> <br>Fuck you Jesus</br> <br>off was a great game.</br> <br> Good genetics <br>What are you a fat fuck?</br></br> <br>mfw I looked at for more than a second.</br> 1/4 <br>2/4</br> <br>3/4</br> <br>NEED THIS SAUCE ANON PLS!!!</br> <br>404</br> <br>quads?</br> <br>Wtf is that</br> oh, and elephant girl <br>a dick</br> <br>Green<br>I would shapeshift into a bobbit worm and hide in people's toilets</br></br> <br>wtf are honglongs</br> <br>What's wrong with it</br> <br>I don't know, but people keep running away.</br> <br> anon </br> Why do some adults refuse to grow the fuck up? This fucking annoys me so fucking much. I thought maybe it was a joke picture for his profile but, it's completely serious. <br><br>ITT: adults unsuccessfully trying to live the dream.</br></br> He looks pretty badass, probably cooler than you <br>Why should they? Let them live their stupid lives. You're the loser for worrying so much about what stupid people do.</br> Lulz. I'm 38 and will never grow old... I'll just get older. When you get to your 30s OP, you will realize that men never grow up We just get older. It's just so fucking trashy. Ugh. <br>I'm 23, i know I'm still pretty young and people constantly tell me I act like a kid, because I refuse to take anything seriously.<br>But for real tho, what's the point in worrying about stuff?</br></br> <br>So are a lot of things, but you can't stop people from doing it, so why spend time thinking about it?</br> <br><br>Worrying about stuff is pretty important when you put on adult pants and have responsibilities. I would never hire the guy is OP's picture... and it's common for employer to check out the Facebook of soon-to-be-employees.</br></br> <br>I find that the people telling us we should "grow up" are the people who did just that and are now boring, miserable farts.</br> <br>What do you know about that guy anyway? Maybe he has a high-paid job or owns a house.</br> <br>He's probably doing a pretty basic job. DO you honestly think he cares about moving up the corporate ladder or something like that?</br> <br>Because they look like scum. I just don't understand why people fucking associate themselves with trash like that.</br> NO_FUN_ALLOWED.JPG <br> >Why do some adults refuse to grow the fuck up? <br><br>Said no hetero male to another hetero male, EVER.<br><br>You are either female or gay, am I right?</br></br></br></br></br> Define grown up. <br> moving up the corporate ladder <br>is not really an achievement of any merit.</br></br> <br>They probably look at you and say the same thing since you seem like such an asshole. You think you're better than that guy, but he probably works hard and just wants to have some fun when he's not providing for his family.</br> <br><br>Go back to your low level recruitment job please and leave the real employers with some dignity.</br></br> <br>I'm 38, got tats, wear my ball caps backward, and I got a big dick, big bank account, fuck mad bitches, and I don't give a sugar frosted fuck that you think I'm immature. I'll be sure to think about you when I take my boat out on the fuckin Lake this weekend ya fuckin pleb.</br> <br>Neither, I'm just not garbage and don't understand why people choose to present themselves like that. I'm taking in the answers people are paying and everything. ..I'm just still astounded by how trashy some people can be.</br> <br>You can have fun and not simultaneously look like trash while doing it. So I don't understand where you're going with that.</br> Here's some OC. Dude deleted this the morning after and changed his picture to a noble shot of him sitting on a couch like a good kid. <br><br>I'm starting to think there's a severe amount of autism in my city that's going unchecked.</br></br> <br> >Neither <br>I dont believe you.<br><br>You are either female or gay, or you have been so strongly influenced by them and have modelled yourself off their behavior that you ended up thinking and acting like one.<br><br>Your attitude is completely antithetical and abhorrent to male hetero broship.<br><br>Men don't judge each other like this. We understand that all of us are still kids inside, and we are ok with that.<br><br>I pity you.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Maybe that's his idea of fun is what I'm saying. And you don't have to associate yourself with people like that since you're obviously too cool.</br> be 31 <br>growing up is overated</br> <br>I bet you think observing another mans appearance makes you gay, amirite?<br><br>Enjoy the summer while you can babe.</br></br></br> <br>observing it doesnt.<br><br>making judgements about "maturity", do.<br><br>this is something you will never understand about being a hetero male bro.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>That new superman tat with the new house glyphs is the shit. I was thinking about getting one. Why does that make me trashy? Nobody sees my tats at my job, and I'm an engineer working in a corporate environment with a ridiculous salary. So I'll say it again, I don't give a sugar frosted fuck about what people like you think. My shit is tight.</br> Be me 29 <br> Playing vidya and doing nothing all day <br> Collect 1000$ from welfare each month + medical insurance paid + rent paid <br> Make people rage every day when they learn about my situation <br><br>Totally living the dream OP.<br><br> inb4 you don't make 1000$ + insurance + rent with welfare. <br><br>Well, everbody doesn't live in that shithole you call your country, anon.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Something you'll never understand about stereotypes. They exist. Please go back to Tumblr with your equal human rights bullshit.</br> <br>Thank you for conforming that you do indeed have a professional appearance and care what your corporate environment thinks of you, idiot.</br> <br>don't just drift through life bro. take initiative and make something of yourself.</br> <br> >Something you'll never understand about stereotypes. They exist. <br><br>Yes.<br><br>You proved that.<br><br>Its clear you fit the stereotype of a female or homo, and do not understand what being a hetero male bro means. At all.<br><br>Hetero guys don't give a shit about the inane shit you do. We don't go around judging each others "maturity".</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yet here you are judging.</br> <br>Shit nigga, I act all a fool when I'm not at work. That doesn't mean anything. I'm just smart enough not to act all a fool at work. I learned a long time ago that you don't shit where you eat. That's why I earn 6 figures. Thing is tho, you don't know shit about dude in that pic. You think he looks trashy and he's garbage because he has tats and wears a ball cap backwards and what you may not know is he could be a fucking lawyer or doctor, or in my case an engineer, making bank. But he's considered trash because he posts pics with no shirt in tats on fb. Who's the fucking idiot again?</br> being this autistic <br><br>I tip my fedora to you OP</br></br> <br>You're ignoring parts of his post you don't want to read.<br>You cannot argue against someone's cropped quotes.</br></br> <br>nigger?</br> <br> complaining that people won't grow up <br> doesn't read a few sentances <br><br>Pot, kettle.</br></br></br></br> <br>Im observing that you are not a hetero male.<br><br>I'm not judging you, just pointing out what you are not.</br></br></br> <br> Be me with guy friend <br> Just sucked his dick for lulz <br> Goin to movie cause bored <br> He sucks my dick in theater for lulz <br> Total brosuck though <br> Both hetero n we know it n thats all that matters <br> Fucking Justin Beiber comes on screen for new singing movie thing <br> "Uh I simply dislike the manner in which this young star took his opportunities and wasted them like a young child" says my friend <br> "Horey shit! Fuck off you female faggot!" I say. <br> What kind of bro comments on another bros maturity! <br><br>Seriously, try to keep your opinions to yourself as you get into junior and senior year, especially if you talk how you type. <br>It'll give the bullies less to work with. <br><br>Also when someone asks what color the sky tell them to look up, dont scoff in their face and make some maximum autismo snide comment, its cringey. <br><br>Also<br><br><br>Obvious samefag</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>try again</br> <br>That was some gay ass shit you just posted bro</br> <br> especially if you talk how you type. <br><br>look at how you type.</br></br></br> <br>Answer my question you feculent maggot</br> <br>See that index finger on his left hand? That is the thing he should be most ashamed of in this pic.</br> <br>What question?<br><br>There is not a single question put to me in your post here:<br/></br></br></br> <br>Thats the problem dude. Why do you even care about the private life of your workers? As long as they show good working spirit and competence it doesnt fucking matter how they look, dress or what they think is fun. Even if he looks like this at home and publicly shares it on facebook, nobody should give a fuck about it as long as he is professional in a working environment.</br> <br>Find any question mark you haven't addressed and kindly answer them faggot.</br> <br>There is not a single question put to me in the post.<br><br>Are you mentally deficient somehow?</br></br></br> <br>I'm pretty sure you're a troll.</br> <br> >nobody should give a fuck about it as long as he is professional in a working environment. <br><br>this would be true of hetero males.<br><br>women and homos however give a great deal of shit about how someone behaves OUTSIDE the working environment, as well as in it.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>When you make enough money so that it matters then you can decide what others do. Until then and it's clearly not now, you can piss the fuck off, I can behave however the fuck I want as long as I produce for my employers. <br><br>Get over it faggit.</br></br></br> <br>So you still live a t home, have never had sex, are to fat to find your penis to masturbate, you have no job, your poor dear mother pays for every thing, and the trailer that you, and your mother live in leans from side to side depending on where you are in it. Got it.</br> <br><br>People like this faggot, OP?</br></br> Just turned 30.<br> house is paid off <br> cars are paid off <br> kid is paid off. JK. He's super smart and behaved. Great kid. <br> wif is behaved as well <br><br><br>The whole point in being an adult is doing what you want, whenever you want, and not caring about other people's opinions. If you made it to adulthood and forgot this, you're doing it wrong. <br><br>I do what I want. I buy Legos by the stack. Thousands of dollars per year. I have an arcade cabinet in the living room, play vidya from NES to PC with my son. Eat burgers whenever I want. Ice cream for breakfast. And I fuck bitches on the side with my wife. Most days, I never even put on pants.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>alteast he doesn't spend his days stalking people's facebook pages and then coming to /b/ whining that they are not "mature"</br> <br>You should check out model rockets, those are fun as fuck, especially if you just launch engines at shit.</br> <br>lol</br> <br>you sound kind of butt hurt by that</br> <br>Really? How are you sure I'm a troll and not just a dude calling out your fuckin bullshit.</br> <br> alteast he doesn't spend his days stalking people's facebook pages and then coming to /b/ whining that they are not "mature" <br><br>that's describing you, fyi.</br></br></br> The sad thing is this, so many people are so PC that they've gone into faggit zone. Before 9/11 friends and I used to launch model rockets and do all kinds of shit right in the middle of NYC and it was all in fun.<br><br>Now the unfortunate thing is that doing the same shit would be considered terrorist activity and our kids have their hands tied by a bunch of whiney ass hollywood faggits.</br></br> <br>Will do. <br><br>My uncle and I were supposed to do that when I was a kid, but then he ran off with his Secret Family. My phone auto capitalized secret family. It didn't do it the second time. HOW DOES IT KNOW.</br></br></br> <br>Launch Big Bertha and see where it goes m8.</br> <br>Lawl, so by asserting myself, you take from it exactly the opposite of what I said. Enjoying summer vacation newfriend?</br> <br>Let her fly!</br> <br>its a person who stalks facebook pics and is greatly disgusted at the "immaturity" they see there.<br><br>not really surprising is it.</br></br></br> <br> The whole point in being an adult is doing what you want, whenever you want, and not caring about other people's opinions. <br>/thread</br></br> <br>Why are you racist against people with low IQ? There are people with IQs from across the Bell curve, with 50% of people below 100 IQ. Some people even have 80 IQ. So what if they have low IQ and act exactly as they should, you are just intolerant and ignorant for not understanding that, and for thinking all humans are equal.</br> <br>Niggers aren't a race, they're a different species you dumb nigger. You're trying to make excuses for the niggers that you're part of.</br> <br>lego are pretty cool, I'm not as rich as you nor have my own family but I kinda... know that feeling</br> <br>ITT: More fucking ISIS doctrine.<br>Girls shouldnt wear short skirts, adults shouldnt look like this, people shouldnt drink so much.<br>Honestly for a bunch of young kids you really are the most prudish stuck up bunch of miserable cunts</br></br></br> <br>my money's on him letting go of the slide and then immediately pulling the trigger after.</br> <br><br>Just sayin, there are many white people who have low intelligence, they most likely had parents whom both also had low IQ, because intelligence is genetic. So when you have accept there are 2% of whites who have 80 IQ, you should recognize they do not act their age and that of a very young immature person.</br></br> <br>God I hate people like that OP. I mean there's "young at Heart", and then there is acting like a child. My wife's older brother is like that. He is 48 all most 49, and still works at the gas station he was working at after high school. All his money goes to weed, clothing, and parts for his car. I mean it wouldn't be so bad if he was a manager, but he isn't. He "claim" that they will not promote him to an assistant manager because the owner just doesn't like him, but I really doubt that. Ok like last week he "borrowed" from his mom all most $2000 to pay his rent, and bills but he some how ended up with a new Xbox1, Samsung tv, and blue ray player 3 days later. When my wife asked him about it he said "Oh I made the money up at work." Really He mad that much working part time for under $9.27 an hour. All he ever does is try to get us to "loan" him money, when my wife and I have bills we have to pay, so he can go to "A work related training trip to Vegas." or what ever lie he thinks will work. The man(child) Stays out late, has been know to show up to work drunk, and complain if he has to work more than 25 hours a week. With the money he has wasted over the years he could have paid off his car. But he would rather just spend money trying to impress 19 year old girls that he is cool, and that he has money, when in reality he lives in a 1 room apartment, and drive a 99 dodge neon.</br> <br>IQ and "maturity" are not related.</br> <br>are you homo or female?</br> <br>I am with you sir, I am for the first amendment and I support free speech and freedom. It also does not bother me when young drivers rice out their cars. Not a little. I don't care what other people do with their monies, their cars, how they dress or how they act. I say let them do what they want under the freedom of the constitution. Say no to oppression and tyranny.</br> <br>You've got me beat. Most of my sets are "investments" and I pull from the stash for my kid's birthday or Christmas. I sold my Super Star Destroyer and a couple other sets for a G. Spent it all on more Legos. I've got like 5 Slave Ones piled behind my couch.</br> <br>Like I said you sound a little butt hurt by what I said. Like maybe it hits a little close to home. Maybe you are a fat, lazy man child with no job, and no real hope of ever getting laid.</br> <br>You're a nigger by calling what you consider isis as something more like il or better daesh. <br><br>By calling them isis you're giving them credence and the legitamicy of a state and they're not a state. That faggot terrorist orginanization of daesh hasn't been recognognized by any legimate nation or group of nations such as the UN as a state, so stop calling it a state. <br><br>That's the first step to killing it. Stop recognizing it.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Good story anon, I can relate, I know of low IQ people in real life also. I say let them learn from their own actions and beliefs. They must be held accountable for all the bad decisions and evil acts they commit.</br> <br> >Maybe you are a fat, lazy man child with no job, and no real hope of ever getting laid. <br><br>or maybe im a trim, healthy, active man with a good job and education and who gets laid regularly by women i meet.<br><br>that would collapse your narrow universe, wouldn't it.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'm 38 also and you are correct.</br> <br>nobody gives a fuck what they are called.<br><br>its not legitimizing anything.</br></br></br> <br>The day I can't pull a 19 yo hottie... Getting old has its disadvantages. <br><br>Remember how gross it was when chicks in high school or just out of it would date men in their 30s or so?<br><br> That feel when you've become that guy. </br></br></br></br></br> <br> Enjoying summer vacation newfriend? <br><br>Yeah it's nice to be able to go on vacation with my family this time of year. Next week I'm taking my kids to the coast. My wife found a good deal on a beach front condo in Port Arthur</br></br></br> <br>Not all of us want to get laid for the sake of getting laid by some random chick. When you get a bit older and wiser and fucking random bitches with no meaning is done you'll realize that you might have lost love in there. That's really the point and something sandniggers forgot long ago.</br> <br>you are the epitome of a FAGU<br> FAKE.ASS.GROWN.UP <br><br>Growing the fuck up is a matter of being responsible and accountable and besides that just being yourself. I imagine faggots like you come across things you consider "childish" and have a semi panic attack not understanding why you are getting enjoyment. Like a faggot who wont admit it but loves trannys. You are the worst type of people and I ignore people like you anytime I can</br></br></br></br> <br>I disagree. That's you and that's me, I won't call them isis, daesh or il at best. I wont put state in their name since they're not a state.</br> <br>I mostly see trailer trash people hang out with other trailer trash people. They are always loud in public and arguing, not caring at all that everyone can hear them scream and curse at other. You can read their facebook posts and literally see how stupid they are. IQ and Google did statistics and measured people by how intelligent and educated they are, just by their likes and groups on their list.</br> <br>I'm 35.<br><br>I've not yet met a woman I want to spend my life with.<br><br>There is nothing more to it than that.</br></br></br></br></br> <br> nobody gives a fuck what they are called. </br> <br>how old are you and do you pull 19 year olds?</br> <br> My wife's older brother is like that <br><br>i think he's a dude, but nice b8 m8</br></br></br> <br>then why does he act like a fucking homo/femanon<br><br>he's describing a shit guy with borderline criminal behavior.<br><br>has nothing to do with "maturity".</br></br></br></br></br> <br>How is OP superior? Tell me how you are so accomplished.</br> <br>No not really. But I'm still going to call you fat.</br> <br>About the same, and have met one but was too stupid to marry her. Don't make the same mistakes that I've made. Have some fun in life. <br><br>The fact is the older one gets the harder it is to meet hot chicks, that's just a fact.</br></br></br> <br>but you are wrong.</br> <br> <br>But women and homos are denied professionalism in the workplace by hetero+males, clearly. Madmen is a testament to the overall attitude, now deep seeded in thought, and carried out through acts like rape, stalking, basically anything creepy or generally wrong. <br>There never was equality in the workplace, so stop acting like our reality today reflects as such.</br></br></br> <br>wat</br> <br>That's why we will not let him in our house, or use our cars, lend him money. I mean I have a good ojb, and so does my wife but the point is that he needs to take accountability for his own actions. He has to grow up.</br> <br>Yes they do. Especially the islamic cunts, if you call them a state when they're not a state they'll consider themselves to be one when they're not. <br><br>They really don't understand what our allied nations are capable of and don't remember WW II. They don't want that and we don't want that so stop calling them something that they're not you warmongering faggit!</br></br></br> Heartily agree OP. I don't care if you're into weird retarded shit but if you can't act like an adult then you deserve no respect. A guy in my social circle genuinely has the emotional and social maturity of a 12 year old. He's 24 and spends 90% of his free time playing computer games by himself whilst his disabled girlfriend cleans and does chores. He is pretty much incapable of having a conversation, most of his interactions consist of him listing of shit he's excited about in games. He can't take any criticism without screaming like a retard, swearing and or throwing shit. He's been known to scream at his girlfriend in public too. I can't fucking stand the fact that social retardation has become semi-accepted in society. <br>Ppl like why we got fatties and trannys running around everywhere<br>Stop trying to hipster so hard</br></br> <br>I'm 38, and am banging 2, 20-25 year olds. <br><br>Getting younger girls is easy.</br></br></br> <br>you've never traveled abroad even once, have you</br> <br><br>The fact is, the older and poorer you get, the harder it is to meet hot chicks. lol pleb.</br></br> <br><br>I'm 30 now, and she's 20 now. She's long distance and I'm not paying air fare to "hit dat". She's for the D. Her and the wife even flirt and sext. Known her since she was 18. I really should make some effort to get sexual with her, but I have a 30 minute radius rule, and she's definitely passed that. <br><br>My no 2. Is 24 now. I've had her for 3 years now. If polygyny was legal, I'd put a ring on that finger.</br></br></br></br> What alternatives are there to growing up and working 9 to 5(+30min pause)? <br>Shit son how you juggle 4 girls like dat</br> <br> just being yourself <br>This is the main thing imo. Being generally responsible and accountable is really important but everybody has minor slip ups every now and again. But just being happy with who you are and not giving a fuck what anybody else thinks means you've made it.</br></br> <br>They're not denied anything, they just want special prividges because their women or lisping faggits. Look, if I have to deal with a lisping faggit in the workplace I'll probably crack up laughing.<br><br>They worry too much about "muh rights" and shit and not about getting the job done. That's the fuckin' issue. Some lisping faggit, especially an H1B one will never write as well professionally as I do or have done, that's a fuckin' fact, jack!</br></br></br> <br> >wif is behaved as well <br><br>As far as you know.</br></br></br> <br>has nothing to do with "maturity".<br><br>the guy sounds like he has emotional and psychological problems.<br><br>i don't consider you to be a "mature" person either.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Don't concern yourself, it's gender studies gibberish.</br> <br>Well post a pic with a time stamp buddy. Only way to prove that you are not a fat ass.</br> <br>Why should I, the USA is a beautiful nation, why should I expose myself to sandniggers?</br> <br>I bet that you've never travelled around the USA, have you?</br> <br>One is 20, the other is almost 25. <br><br>The 20 year old is essentially my slave, and does whatever I tell her. So, she has no say in me fucking other girls. The other girl doesn't know I have a slave. The 20 year old has daddy issues, and wants me in control. The almost 25 year old is a good girl who just likes the sex.</br></br></br> <br>not really just sounds like an man in his mid to late 30s to me</br> ITT:pic related <br>Mate i was making fun of your shit english<br>I dont give a fuck about your lie</br></br> <br>And yours is so much better, Limey?</br> <br>nobody is bothered about being called a limey in the UK you stupid cunt</br> <br> I'm 38, and am banging 2, 20-25 year olds. <br><br>Yeh deffo son</br></br></br> <br>If growing up means having to abandon what makes you happy just to gain the approval of other people, I'd rather never grow up. There is a saying that being well adjusted in a profoundly sick society is no measure of health.</br> <br>hang on, are you saying you get <br>1000$ + insurance + rent with welfare<br>for sitting on your ass?<br><br>if so, how do you sleep at night knowing you owe your parasitic life to hard working people while you get fat and depressed?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>you lose</br> <br>She was a slut when I was out of town on a job. <br><br>Made her sleep with the dogs. Also got the belt and other things. She seemed to get off on it, to be honest. Basically to remain in this relationship I own her. I almost wish she didn't like it, but I know that's just spite. Like I said, everything is paid off, we have a kid, top tier sex life, and she's indebted to me eternally. I could leave her, lose half my shit, and let some other guy have access to my kid, or I can come to terms with the fact that all women are untrustworthy whores and deal with it. <br><br>I don't want to have to train a new wife, especially in my 40s, 50s, or 60s...<br><br><br>You can either be alone by yourself or with a woman in your life. Your call.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>haha high elf/10</br> <br>Ok so your not fat, but do you have a job? Do you own, or pay your own rent?</br> <br>Nice photochop, do it on pic related</br> <br>Fuck off spouting shit about your fat wife you 30 somthing neckbeared</br> <br>Just remember that you'll be 30something someday too, wont that be funny when little kids are making fun of you?</br> <br>wheres your pic with timestamp<br><br>deliver, as I did</br></br></br> <br>Getting angry at these types of people is never actually beneficial. The thought you really have to have is does that lifestyle suit you? Fuck em. With working, volunteering or earning your way you meet people, see places and get more out of life. I know sure as hell i'd rather work, get stressed, have work parties, feel good when I get promoted. <br><br>People who live off benefits live an empty lifestyle. I have many friends who do it and really isn't "the life" they all brag about.</br></br></br> <br> This so much. I climbed the ladder in the aerospace biz starting in engineering. Got close to the top at the 4th place I took a position at, realized I was surrounded by boring cunts and left it all behind. <br><br>Well into 6 figures, close to a half million in stock options. Cashed in what I had, about $150k, walked.<br><br>Working a low stress job for 70k now, surfing, hanging out with my kids and GF, riding the motorcycle. Starting a side business because fuck corporate life.<br><br>Growing up is for boring fucks and simple minded dollar chasers. There is much more to life.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You didn't deliver, that was an easy internet thing. Do a random pic like this...<br>On the lower right.</br></br> <br>Wont be on /b/ m8 but atleast your having fun i plan on maturing soon</br> <br>... pic related hahaha fuck you!</br> <br>its delivered and legit, timestamp and all.</br> <br>Not everything is fun. When one gets older people start dying, especially people in family, that's no fun and might not make me grow up gives gives me a reason to drink beer.</br> <br>Bullshit faggit</br> <br> i plan on <br><br>Good luck in all your future endeavors. I'm sure everything will turn out as you plan.</br></br></br> <br>turning 29 and banging an 18 y/o<br> what what!</br></br> <br>you lose.</br> <br>Wat</br> <br>If you have to 'plan' maturing then you're just a fucking idiot. Not the original guy you're trying to burn but you sound like an 18 year old moron who took sociology at uni.</br> <br>I don't think that you understand the way verification works, we pick the picture, not you. You sign the picture that we pick.<br><br>Get it? Now fuck off back to your mother's basement.</br></br></br> <br>I mean you're alone regardless. Grammar might not have made that clear. The only person you can rely on 100% is yourself. This is why people have relationships with God. Another entity (non-tangible, but still) that someone can "fully rely on".<br><br>Also, dogs. Dogs won't fuck you over the way people will. <br><br>These Captchas are making me hungry</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Sharpie in the pooper and pics to boot!</br> <br>what the fuck is that even supposed to mean.<br><br>leave. its clear you are either a homo or femanon and slumming it here from tumblr.<br><br>if you wont deliver timestamped pic, you lost.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Holy shit anthor one<br>Fuck off</br></br> <br>30+ /b/tard detected</br> <br>That means that I've already matured enough to take care of myself, but I'm still myself and always will be regardless of whether I'm making nothing per year or hundreds of thousands of USD per year, the shit doesn't matter once you're still young and people older than yourself start dying off.</br> <br>21 so you're 9 off. No points or prizes for you i'm afraid</br> <br>To me, you're the one that hasn't been here for too long. Care for some jenkem?</br> <br>You're right, OP. He's the one that needs to grow up, not the faggot whining about what others do with their own lives.</br> <br>i delivered.<br>you did not.<br><br>you lose.</br></br></br></br> <br>You could be richer if you didn't waste the money you got on over priced plastic</br> <br>K i believe you brah<br>Im also 21 and not living with my mom but you go kid</br></br> <br> >Im also 21 <br> >you go kid <br><br>you refer to others exactly your age as "kid"?<br><br>what the fuck is wrong with you samefagging all over this thread.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You delivered spooge up your own asshole you faggit!</br> <br>Keep believing that and you'll keep being a minimum wage shift worker for the rest of your life you fucking lisping faggit!</br> <br>I don't need your belief nor do I want it.<br><br>If you think living away from home is an achievement then you're clearly deluded. Thousands of braindeads "live away from home" when they sign over 9k a year debt to themselves.</br></br></br> <br>you are a pretty sore loser.<br><br>wonder what you are trying to hide when you refuse to deliver a timestamped pic.</br></br></br> A thread about adults who refuse to grow up devolves into the most embarrassing slap-fight I have ever witnessed on this board. <br>I'm not debating with you, but it is fun once you get your own place, then it's up to you what to do and when to do it, that comes with responsibilities like paying bills and stuff and that's a good thing.</br> Why do you all care so much about what other people do? I mean, how does some dude posing on his fb picture effect you in any way? If you have your ideal of maturity and think it's right and super important, than by all means: live that way. But what's the point in hating on people who have another concept of maturity or don't care about it at all? <br>men don't grow up.<br><br>we just grow old.</br></br></br> <br>I didn't lose, you're a faggit, no straight human can lose to a cocksucking fagit. By definition, you're useless.</br> <br><br>I'm 50, you don't need to tell me.</br></br> <br>you are 21.<br><br>you don't know a fucking thing about life or being "mature".</br></br></br> <br>Go back to reddit faggot</br> <br>Maybe.</br> <br>This faggit is pulling out the go back to reddit card again, just shut the fuck up.</br> <br>I live in my place and pay my own wages with my partner. I'm moving into my first house out of rented in August. <br><br>Yeah it feels good, but i'd sure as hell wouldn't mind staying at my parents when life was easy.</br></br></br> <br>I'll tell ya one thing m8, the more the you don't stay with them they more they'll respect you and be there for you if an emergency happens. Look at it from their point of view, they were young once too and likely want some time to themselves once again. It's weird to think of our parents and grandparents and further as being romantic and all but they were doing it way before we were.</br> <br>let me alone</br> <br>I have some good normal friends, and I have many friends who are dumb. Like clinically low IQ. One is a black guy, who thinks it is normal to ask people to borrow their cars. He asks people with cars if they can drive it and borrow it. He is a real piece of shit.<br>I let normal people and friends drive my car but I won't let bastard scum destroy my stuff.</br></br> <br>yuppers... let me alone</br> <br>I have never moved back - moved out at 19 and I wouldn't go back unless I had to. Having a house that pays itself and food which cooks itself sure is a luxury</br> <br><br>You had a good example of a stupid person, but I also know this guy, who is 25ish, 6'0 350-400lbs, he is obese! he wears the same clothes everyday, he lives with his parents, who appear to be healthy but they are on disability and get free welfare. his house is disgusting! like the tv show hoarders! It is very gross to me but I know that many people in America choose to live like that. At work, my friend Daniel is totally normal, we talk on the phone all day and he sounds smart and articulate. Many of the garbage human beings to don't bathe at my job sound like completely normal people on the phone. I don't know how to categorize these filthy people who choose to live and act like retarded retards.</br></br> <br>woow didnt know they had cameras 2000 years ago smh</br> <br>can you tell us more please? how do you do it? are you not making it all up? can anyone do it? do you live in America? I know some guys who live for free off of social security / disability/ medicare, they play video games all day and go to restaurants and never leave tips. my friends are black by the way. they got free college too but didn't go to class.</br> <br>Don't take it for granted, I had one in NYC, 3 bedrooms and all kinds of shit that I could afford when my mom and sister decided to move out but I had made enough to keep the place so did. Sometimes shit happens so keep some savings.</br> <br>It was the crab people!</br> <br>I am in absolute tears about how you type. Please write a book or something man. I'm imagining you as a bemused but well meaning eastern european.</br> <br>Most of them can't successfully integrate the "adult" world because of character deficiencies. <br><br>They are rejected by the adult world, but the brain has a lot of tools to make your ego feel better. Denial is a powerful one. <br><br>Thus they think they are rejecting the world because it's "shit" or "fucked up" or whatever, when it is the world who's doing the rejecting.<br><br>Same goes for fat guys who'll say stuff like: "yeah I haven't had a gf yet cause I'm too picky".</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I know people who make about $200/day from idiots on the NYC subway, I don't do that because I'd rather get a regular job and likely make more, but I have nothing against them for doing that.<br><br>If people on the subway want to give folk money then that's their problem not mine, same in Times Square, just wear some current costume and you'll make mint from tourists that want to have pictures taken with you. Just remember, always remember if someone doesn't want to pay, get on with the next thing and don't get weird about it.</br></br></br> <br>/endthread<br><br>that should be a sticky.</br></br></br> <br>He sounds like a faggit from howard stern who's become one of the hollywood faggit hypocrite people that he used to make fun of.</br> <br>Have recently just been approved 133k for a 200k house. Managed to save 60k through selling shit on ebay and working stupid hours overtime but IT overtime pays very well. Bit nervous though that HSBC will have thousands of debt on me though!<br><br>Good luck on your travels, I think you're the first /b/tard who has managed to debate me without going down the >edgyfagit route etc</br></br></br> <br> the brain has a lot of tools to make your ego feel better. Denial is a powerful one. <br><br>It's not working, anon. I don't know where to go from here.</br></br></br> <br>What the fuck lame as socialigy nigger suckup class in school did you get that one from? Do you think you'll get paid for that in the real world instead of becoming a pc howard stern faggit?</br> <br>The old saying is true...the only difference between a boy and a man is the price of his toys.</br> <br>I'm asking about how a person can abuse the US welfare system, and live off for free such as the majority of black people do. I know many white trash people who get free government housing and free foodstamps, they have many children from many different fathers. Is there a way to live for free of welfare without having to make many children?</br> <br>I think the way, not that I do it would be to claim all kinds of disabilities and fool the doctors. Then you'd get free disability money. Also since obama is in office claim political oppression or some shit like that, the combination of political oppression and disabilities of course from tourture would make one a proper obama democrat candidate for government assistance.</br> <br>Also claim to love obama so that you might likely vote for someone in his party. That'll help you to get assistance from the current federal government.</br> <br>Ahahahaha... you think you have it so great. I hope you enjoy being broke with no way to improve your situition. What do you say when you meet new people and they ask you about your life? <br><br>Uhhh, I Uhhh... sit on my ass and don't equate to shit. I have just enough money to feed my doritos and mountain dew habit.</br></br></br> <br>I like getting free things for free without having to work for it.</br> <br> What the fuck lame as socialigy nigger suckup class <br><br>I hate sociology you gigantic faggot. <br><br>My post seems to have resonated with you, though. Ironic that you'd revolt against it while at the same time illustrating what denial is.</br></br></br></br></br> What are you commie? What someone wears or does is not your problem. Some people have weird fetish of dressing up as babies some others like bdsm. What people do in the privacy of their house is not government or anyone business. Moan about Isis or someone doing something negative <br>weird thing about real life, I know a bunch of deadbeat guys who have girls. I mean, some of the girls are fat and or not very attractive, but my perpetual jobless friends still get poontang. I know this one black guy has this fat white girl paying everything for him, cell phone and clothes and he drives her car. What do these guys tell girls?</br> <br>Free shit is funny but back to the point of the bread, someone has to pay for it. Maybe pay for your own shit instead of others?<br><br>Just sayin'.</br></br></br> <br>Those $15 an hour niggers better shut the fuck up. They all gonna get fired and Mcdonalds use robots and retards to do the work.</br> <br>You responded to the wrong anon</br> Saying someone is "immature" or telling people to "grow up" is really just a secret way that bigots complain about how other people are different from them.<br><br>Do they still wear diapers? Play with toy fire trucks? Sleep with a night light? No, they just dress and act differently.<br><br>As far as I'm concerned if you support and/or raise a child, you're an adult. Any other criteria used to judge their "maturity" is pointless.<br><br>So what, you don't like some dude's style? Well you can get fucked, because you ain't all that.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>what the fuck are you actually trying to say?</br> <br>A question. How does one go about defining these character deficiencies? I mean, I know that the world is rejecting me and I don't have the luxury of denial, so the only option is to fix it. I'm 27 so I don't think it's too late to find a way into the adult world, I just need some direction.</br> <br>They'll stuff oreos in their folds of fat for a quick fuck and $2k</br> Choice. People who are billionaires abuse taxes too. Corruption is in every country. Stop moaning about welfare cheats and do something positive like help charity or soup kitchen. <br>Ahh<br>tl;dr YOU ARE A FAGGIT!</br></br> <br>don't you think having adequate social skills is an integral part of maturity? How can you consider yourself to be an adult if you can't interact with them?</br> <br>Abuse is a strong word when it's not done flat for everyone and some folk can afford lawyers on the subject and others can't. <br><br>I nice flat tax would sort stuff out pretty quick but there like MJ laws have a lot of entrenched interestes that go along. So understand that part of it.</br></br></br> <br><br>How are black people getting so much free welfare?<br><br>Why aren't you actively trying to stop all that waste of monies? Do you like paying for taxes and seeing your tax dollars pay for lazy people? What kind of hypocrite tells others to get a job when he doesn't give the same advise to black people. Racist liberal.</br></br></br></br> <br>Wll yo uchnge muh diapr?</br> <br><br>I think the concept of maturity is ridiculous. What do I care if someone can't interact socially? As long as they support themselves and/or raise their kids, I couldn't give a millifuck.</br></br> <br>Because their niggers and a very small part of the population, most white people especially the ones in government controlling that are too scared to tell them to fuck off and get a job and stop being niggers.<br><br>Did you not expect the truth from /b?</br></br></br> <br> A question. How does one go about defining these character deficiencies? I mean, I know that the world is rejecting me and I don't have the luxury of denial, so the only option is to fix it. I'm 27 so I don't think it's too late to find a way into the adult world, I just need some direction. <br><br>Start by taking a free online IQ test. From that , it will tell you why and how your past failed and assess your current situation. By knowing your IQ, you can customize your life learning more efficiently. By knowing what you can't do, you can start narrowing down on what you can do.</br></br></br> <br>Because we live in a society and we are social creatures. If somebody comes up to me stuttering and mumbling like a retard, not being able to read the environment etc then I'm not going to consider them my equal.</br> <br>That's bullshit, you take that shit in NYC in like 9th grade and they don't give you the results. Enough with the fucking tests. I do what I professionally and get paid for it, that's really all that matters now.</br> <br>But maybe he's a drunk nigger and needs your help, don't you want to help the selfish nigger?</br> <br>Brilliantly said fellow anon.</br> <br>has nothing to do with maturity.<br><br>i dont think you have any fucking idea what the word or concept actually means.</br></br></br> <br><br>You're proving my point. What you call maturity is just your way of pointing out how they are different from you.<br><br>Equal? Who gives a shit. What do you go around constantly rating other people against yourself? I think that's sort of crazy and not too admirable of a trait.</br></br></br></br> <br>There's different types of maturity. It takes maturity to understand that being fairly socially adept is an important part of adult interactions. Social maturity is a component in an overall mature person.</br> <br><br>disguised hate speech</br></br> <br>Who the fuck are you to dictate maturity?<br><br>Pretentious, condescending fascist piece of shit.</br></br></br> <br>I'm talking about respect, I'm not going to respect them as an adult if they can't interact with people effectively. Maybe you're right, it is a little bit crazy but I do believe it has a logical basis. I suppose my points apply more to situations where there is a potential for a friendship or a relationship, I don't go around judging people I briefly interact with. If I'm really getting to know someone and find out that they are really socially inept/shy then I'm not going to respect them as an adult.</br> <br>you sound like an autist trying to explain empathy.<br><br>you really have no fucking idea how ridiculous you sound, and how devastatingly badly what you are saying reflects back on you?</br></br></br> <br><br>So you're saying that social skills aren't an important part of being an adult?</br></br> <br>so now maturity=respect?<br><br>where the fuck are you pulling this shit out of?</br></br></br> <br>well I'm not going to respect an adult who isn't mature am I? Jesus fucking christ</br> <br>Please enlighten me</br> <br>Fuck off brit, go eat some faggots!<br>This is an American discussion on an American message board!</br></br> <br>If you really want to get into it at a PhD level here...</br> <br>Im saying your concept of "maturity" is self-serving and subjective to your own definitions of it.<br><br>Social skills are not a mandatory part of being adult, or even of being human.<br><br>There is no requirement anywhere for that.<br>People can be as asocial as they fucking want.<br>That is not always a bad thing, as long as it does not harm or infringe on others.<br><br>The very fact you have this attitude, demonstrates that you actually don't even have these social skills yourself, and that you dont actually understand what underlies them interms of meaningful and conducive interaction.<br><br>as i said, you sound like an autist trying to explain empathy.<br><br>you have no fucking idea what you are talking about and how wrong you are.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> don't want to grow up. 29 and living the dream <br> cunt detected, I bet you're a real blast at parties </br> <br><br>What do you mean exactly by respect? Because, in my opinion, all humans deserve a certain amount of basic respect. Do you mean like admiration? Because that's fine, you can choose whoever you want to admire and it would be ridiculous to say otherwise.<br><br>Myself, I tend to admire people based on actions, and not social interactions. I do not value social skills as much as I do practical skills. I do not enjoy small talk.</br></br></br></br> <br>I don't respect you either, due to your fascist attitude.<br><br>And as you can see, neither does anyone else here either.<br><br>So much for your "social skills" and "maturity" you claimed to have, fucking asshole.</br></br></br></br></br> ITT: young summerfags and beta males over 30 posturing to be more manly than each other... <br> l <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=gZo<wbr>1We9FJRM</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I say that you're a homosexual you doesn't have a clue except to define his own homosexuality through others lack of acceptance of your immoral ways that you want to push on others.</br> <br><br>Yes. Not having social skills makes fulfilling adult responsibilities more difficult, but not impossible. It is not any part of the criteria I would use to judge "maturity" or adulthood, which, as stated above, is based more on fulfilling expected responsibilities than how smooth you act in public.</br></br> <br>What exactly is your opinion? <br>What companies have you worked for and have you ever been paid for your opinion? <br>I suspect that the answers are you're an asshat and no therefore your opinion is meaningless. Get over yourself intern.</br></br></br> <br>lololol. In engrish please. "you doesn't have a clue" seems right at home in your run on sentence, homophobe.</br> <br>I'm talking about a complete lack of social skills when acting with other people in a social setting. I feel like I've expressed myself poorly here.</br> <br>You're just the type of faggit that thinks that anyone that disagrees with it is a "phobe" of some type. How typical. <br><br>You're still a fucking faggit and unacceptable in real society, go lisp somewhere else you fucking degerate, it's too bad that we can't burn you at stakes!</br></br></br> <br>how did they take that picture 2000 years ago?</br> <br>Just shut up.</br> <br>For all of what you say about "social skills" you lack the ability to just shut the fuck up and stop lisping like a fucking faggit.</br> <br><br>My opinion is as valid as your opinion. Personally I think it's more valid. But I'm biased. At least I'm not a bigot.</br></br> <br>Space aliens!</br> <br>I'm gay because you're a homophobe and can't use basic grammar or punctuation.<br><br>Seems legit. Please send a pic of your asshole so I know how much lube I need. I'm guessing it's loose and doesn't need any.</br></br></br> <br>Then because you have the opinion of a programmed "non-bigot" with no experience in life you must know more. Keep that up and do a dissertation on it. <br><br>Get a job working with McD with some niggers because you "FEEL" them.<br><br>Dumbass idiot.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Older than you, and it's the truth. Keep having fun bro.</br> <br>You're just a fuckin faggit because you suck cock and take cock in your ass, get over it.</br> <br>Only Jesus can prevent you from going to hell you fucking faggit!<br>REPENT!</br></br> <br>What a faggot. Bet you're much concerned with taking off adult pants than putting them on.</br> <br><br>did I make you angry?<br><br>you sure are acting immature. (based on your own bigoted definition) why can't you just grow up?</br></br></br></br> <br>Women hit the wall and get all pissy, men get more mellow and cool.</br> <br>Is it just me or does damn near everyone have that same style facial hair?<br><br>Don't have camera now, but I got this</br></br></br> <br>Is this person from Missouri? I know the last name and I'm pretty sure I've heard of this particular person before. If so then I'm familiar with his family and they're some batshit crazy motherfuckers. He probably behaves that way because of all the meth he does.</br> <br>That's how all adult Mexicans look.</br> <br>damn near everyone here*<br>Fuck</br></br> <br>nice quads</br> <br>No, you made me laugh, thanks for that.<br>I'm not acting ya know, what's you're definition, I live on my own and pay my bills as I have done since I was about 20 or so. So I'm the one that's immature?<br><br>How exactly do you define yourself? <br>Your response should make me crack up.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>i don't have a "facial hair style".<br><br>this is exactly how it grows.<br>all i do is trim above the lip so its not in my food and every month or so i trim it with the shaver set to the longest setting.<br><br>thats it.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Thanks m8</br> <br>might be one of the ugliest beards/hair combos i have ever seen, congrats</br> <br>Hey little grill, want some candy?</br> <br> I live on my own and pay my bills <br>This really is no indicator whatsoever of maturity<br> >since I was about 20 or so <br>and how old are you now?</br></br></br></br> <br>Old enough to say if not answering your questions will piss you off then I'm answering shit. Let's just say, you're too inexperienced to say for #1 and for #2, enough.</br> <br>G-G-Grandpa?</br> <br>Show me your beard then faget</br> <br>you might want to trim the scragglies a bit.<br><br>just to keep areas of it all an even length.<br><br>also try brushing/combing it down and along the skin, rather than outwards.</br></br></br></br></br> <br> >Old enough to say <br><br>Im asking for a specific number.<br><br>Do you have fucking difficulty answering simple and direct questions?<br><br>That is considered a "mature" trait, you know.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>From what EXACT lame ass sociology nigger book do you define maturity now? I know niggers need excuses but what are you attempting to give yourselves now?</br> <br><br>I define myself as anonymous. Seriously, I could write anything here, and you'd either believe it or not. What is the point of this little "maturity" dick-measuring contest?<br><br>Not sure what your deal is anyway. You've failed to sensibly refute anything from my original post that you had some sort of problem with.<br><br>Whatever. Stay mad, bro.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Naw look at the filename.<br>I combed it out on purpose that day because friends suggested it.<br><br>This is just the quick pic I took to send to 'em.<br><br>Like I said I'd take a pic now but tfw no camera</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'm asking first though, why would it matter to you? Are you a faggit?</br> <br>i think maturity is something only women and homos are concerned with.<br><br>no real hetero guy ever thinks of his or his bros existence in terms of "maturity". <br><br>a man simply does what a man has to do.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>So then why ask? Why would the answer matter to you, are you really that stupid?</br> <br>Nothing wrong with that, but some faggit will try to pick it apart, just wait.</br> <br>I love it when you talk like that. It makes me hard. Can you send a pic of your face and/or ass so I know which summerfag I'm fapping to?</br> <br><br>ever hear of something called a rhetorical question?<br><br>don't bother answering.</br></br></br></br> <br>Bangin!</br> Let´s share our facebook faps /b/rothers I´m sharing this brazillian beauty And another one Forgot to upload it but here it is Last one of her her name op? <br>Monica santos anon, she has some great dancing vids. Hope you shave some of your fb friends</br> <br>Share*</br> <br>Nice braces</br> <br>you like this blonde whore?</br> <br>That should´ve been a great party anon</br> moar? Have you noticed the CP posted here has stopped since Jarred was arrested? <br>Nice cat, faggot.</br> lol 68 decides<br><br>Gimme some good shit.</br></br> Sneaky Beeky Knife Crusty Springfield Cumflinger What are you listening to /b/ros?<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=C4z<wbr>PEmRufMU</wbr> [ ]</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=yT4<wbr>6XPdZkzA</wbr> [ ] My motherfucking nigga I'm going to see john fogerty the 15th at the hollywood bowl <br><br> taking a qt3.14 with me B) </br></br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=cZI<wbr>6EdnvH-8</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>What's some of your favorite songs? <br><br>Mine are proud mary, midnightspecial, Molina, down on the corner and about all of their songs</br></br></br> <br>Some of my favourites are down on the corner, up around the bend, looking out my back door and have you ever seen the rain.</br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=RTK<wbr>gSCW-dTk</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>My nigga B) <br><br>Man I bought their first album at the swapmeet for 5 dollars the guy wanted 8 so I jew'd him</br></br></br> Where the fuck is my porn webm thread, /b/? there was one 5 min ago you just missed it MODS!!!1!11!!!!!! <br><br>/gif/ exists for a reason</br></br> <br>it's monroe you dumb shit</br> <br>Looks like Steve Martin.</br> <br>op here. god fucking dammit</br> <br>damn u</br> <br>stillfapped</br> <br>Fucking hell</br> <br>last name? can't find, reverse google no good, need help > newfag</br> here you go Fags, thank me later<br><br>http://www.youporn.com/watch/886308<wbr>2/monroe-sweet-and-petite/</wbr></br></br> <br>It only got better</br> <br>Predictable</br> You Guys Seriously Need To Bring Some New Stuff To The Table!<br>All These porn webm Are The Fucking Same!<br>Give Me Some HardCore Shit!</br></br> <br>but this is not new</br> Ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything. <br>you are my friend, you are</br> <br><br>There is no reason why I should kill myself. Also, Camus.<br><br>I honestly don't know why I have never fucked a hooker. Maybe because it would be an admission that I am not able to get sex the normal way.</br></br></br></br> <br>but it is the normal way bruv, anyway, enjoy your 30 seconds</br> ITS ROLL TIME!<br><br>JOIN ME BROTHERS, WE MUST PIERCE THE GATES OF VALHALLA AND ENTER AS WE RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! <br><br>"But Lord Anonous, how will we get there?"<br><br>THOUGHTFUL QUESTION, MY SON. ONCE THOU ROLLS, HE IS TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THE LAST FOUR NUMBERS OF HIS ROLL, AND THE FIRST THING YOU SEE THAT HAS WHEELS IS YOUR CHARRIOT! NOW ROLL BROTHERS, WE MUST RIDE UNTO THE GATES OF VALHALLA!</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>my ride</br> rolling roll bitches Hey /b/ros, tonight I need to scare the shit out of my friend: What the scariest horror movie (possibly past 2010) you have ever watch? <br>Martyrs.</br> l'interieur (inside)<br>haute tension (high tension)<br>Sheitan</br></br> Sinister was one of the better horrors that has come out in recent years, very well made with an interesting plot and fantastic pacing, the music and ambiance of the film will get under your skin. <br><br>Some other good ones are:<br><br>Noroi: The Curse: This one is free to watch on youtube and is still probably my favorite horror movie. Set in Japan it's all about psychics, possession, demonic entities, and ancient rituals. It's extremely well done, there's foreshadowing for the finale that is present right from the start of the movie, it's one of the few films that I understood the plot much better the second time, and even more was revealed to me on the third time I watched it!<br><br>Ju-On: The original japanese Grudge. This shit's pretty scary yo, prepare to not feel safe in your home. there's also Ringu, which is the original Japanese The Ring.<br><br>Session 9 is a great psychological horror, gets into your head in more ways than one<br><br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/626631482#p626647206">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Hello /b/<br>Today is my 20th birthday and this sucks. Just my mother called me and nobody remembers it even when facebook does.<br>My "friends" disappeared, my sisters too. I'm alone at home and I never felt so lonely.<br>Can /b/ make me feel better just for a while?</br></br></br> <br>also nice dubs</br> boob fairy comes and everyone forgets about op :[ <br>Thanks :^)</br> Hey /b/ how to you green text top lol guys I figured it out XD< <br>gret job ></br> i is greentxt Who is she? Are there other pictures of this girl? <br><br>Please tell me she does porn</br></br> <br>Obvious virgin. That girl is in no way obese, she's just not skinny. Ever heard of average build? Probably weighs less than you, you fat faggot.</br> <br> Using -.- and >_> <br>are you 12? GTFO retard</br></br> I dont get it?..the girl is average with big boobs, skank tattoo and bad skin. What are you obsessing over OP? You can walk down the street and see any girl that looks like this. You should go outside more often, and ask girls if they do porn Moar? Anal gape or facial? Choose and guess nationality slovenian please dont post here anymore. i saw her pics yesterday sucking dick<br>is there more of her face+tits? or face+fucking?</br></blockquote>][ Mom to son thread <br>this is my kinda thread</br> can't let this thread die bump This is considered healthy in America. did tammy die? <br>You just saw this is a webm thread...<br><br>No. This is not considered healthy in America.</br></br></br> Oh wow, these bastards have fat foreheads now. Not really. But okay <br>Why do people even care if America has a high obesity rate? Theres fat people here. Its gross and disgusting, but at least your not one of them.</br> <br>How fat and ugly do you have to be to try and convince people that this is healthy. You're not fooling anyone fatass</br> <br><br>same bitch?</br></br> <br>Kyle Gass?</br> <br>I'm even from the great ole' US of A and this is fucking disguising. Ugh. I can't believe how people can live like that like seriously did they become the human epitome of Mississippi? Sheesh I bet the only action they do all day is reaching into their 5 lb bag of Cheetos and walking to the cupboard twice a day to get another 20 of such bags. Fat fucks. This is not normal in the US and will never be. I feel sick just from looking at them.</br> <br>poor guy</br> <br>Nah man it's not, go back to trolling on /int/, they believe anything.</br> <br>You can see the pain and regret in his eyes. In his uniform because he's most likely shipping out the next day to sandnigger land to stand in the line of fire to avoid that meatuniverse.</br> <br>that isn't considered healthy anywhere</br> <br>Only if you're retarded</br> <br>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^</br> <br>is she melting?</br> Nope. Considered gross and fat in 'Muricah.<br><br>The only people who believe it's good/healthy are fetishists or other really fat people.</br></br> I was fucking disgusted to watch the video on their gofundme page because the one ham planet was in the hospital. The one bitch starts crying saying how if the other one died that the coffin would be really expensive because it would need to be 3 times wider or something. <br>checkd and I agree with you 100%. Contrary to popular belief most Americans feel the same way. I don't really understand why everyone seems to think we're all fat</br> <br>this would piss me off so bad if I saw this at any store. This pisses me off now actually</br> <br>Don't forget the feminists<br>They seem to love fat people too</br></br> mericuh! <br>Holy shit who's so primitive to not get there info online? I don't believe any mass media.</br> -----------------------------------<wbr>--------------------------<br>--This thread is now a fat hate thread--<br>-----------------------------------<wbr>------------------------</wbr></br></br></wbr> Who are those whales? <br>Someone post the full one I need to see the man get broken down on a spirtual level.</br> <br>Oh yeah, I forgot about them.</br> <br>where's his dick?</br> <br>Shut the Fuck up. No it's not.</br> <br>I fucking love this pic</br> <br>True but try to make the faggots on /b/ believe it.<br>This is a challenge, mind you.</br></br> <br>It's not considered healthy you ignorant piece of shit, it's just considered socially unacceptable to insult them for their weight.</br> <br>That fat fuckin whale wiped her blubbery lips on the inside of it's shirt? WHAT A FUCKIN SLOB.</br> <br>Damn. He caught me.</br> <br>Wow! what fit americans!</br> How does one get so goddamn fat that they turn Chinese? Imagine if Chinese people got this fat, they wouldn't be able to see shit. <br>This</br> <br>Actually it's not, landwhales claim they are healthy despite being 300 pounds or more, overweight. Don't confuse the opinion of landhwhales with the opinion of people, we are two very different species.</br> <br>This IS healthy. You're just a angry europoor that can't get enough to eat. Emasiated Faggot.</br> <br><br><br><br><br>Why do you hate the US? Just because we are richer than you, safer than you, have more competent leaders than you, hell, even better politics (looking at you UK) doesn't mean that we are inferior.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Obvious troll.</br> <br><br><br>How are you safer then us? Its obvious that these land whales are eating people.</br></br></br> <br>Kek</br> <br>I see a strong beautiful independent woman.</br> <br> safer than you <br> guns </br></br> <br>anyone find this guy? filename</br> <br>That's a woman???</br> <br>We only allow the landwhales to live near criminals. This way, they can eat bad people, making them happy and us safer.</br> <br>British master race reporting in <br>Stop before you embarrass yourself and further impose your stupid stereotype</br></br> <br>no its not you retard<br> be from america </br></br> <br>Outside of local news I'm not sure...but I think you missed the point of what they were getting at there...<br> Captcha: Select all the food. <br>I don't even...</br></br></br> <br>This picture is the real slaughterhouse five.</br> <br>That's just depressing.</br> Thats probably the most grotesque thing ive ever witnessed. <br><br>that is the weirdest shit, when people are fat everywhere but their hands and feet<br><br>their limbs look like sausages</br></br></br></br> <br><br><br>Yes, the brunette one sitting on floor on the left side of the pic...</br></br></br> <br>I can't believe someone actually made a realistic image. I thought only the crazy faggots that actually put that much effort into visually supporting their lunacy. Probably the best image I've seen on one of these topics to date.</br> Obesity rates in the US are skewed, because 40 percent of our population are either Mexicans or black people. <br>That's considered healthy on tumbler.<br><br>OP is probably right.<br><br> I'm American. <br><br>Can't go to any buffet restaurant because of landwhales. Lardwhales eat so much the places have to charge stupid high prices to stay in business. <br><br>I like salad and lots of vegies with my meal.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> M-Muh colonies <br> Muh colour <br> M-muh own language <br> M-mush all white and perfect non melting pot superior society <br>All you fags should take your head out your fucking asses already<br><br>Bait harder faggot<br><br> Implying </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>She's right about the height thing though.</br> <br>10/10 joke anon i kek</br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=v6m<wbr>MpE8AaA0</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>this always pisses me off<br><br>the point of escalators is to climb stairs faster, not stand on one step and wait for it to take you up or down</br></br></br> <br><br>I'm high and that looks good enough to nom the monitor.</br></br> <br><br><br> higher violent crime rate <br><br>MUH GUNS<br><br>fuck off. You people arent trusted with guns. The country would be an even bigger shithole than it already is with guns. At least the US is so big, you can choose to live with niggers in a high crime area where guns are undoubtely banned, or you can live in a place that hasnt had a murder in 30 years and everyone carries a gun.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>No. No it isn't.</br> As a britfag who has visited the US three times I can safely say that most of these stereotypes are wrong. Actually people there are a lot friendlier and open with strangers which is something i really admire.<br><br>People posting the stereotypes are probably poor french and swedes who just had their mothers fucked by sandniggers.<br><br>autists.</br></br></br></br> <br><br>witness me!!!</br></br> <br>used to be mall</br> <br>Glorious</br> <br> we are richer <br> richer <br>Lol, dont make me laugh. 16,4 trillion dollar debt makes you rich???</br></br></br> <br>Fuck you those are delicious</br> <br>You can't seriously say America is safer than Britain<br><br>American homicide rate: 4.7<br>UK homicide rate: 1.0<br> INB4 population <br><br>Accept that your empire is falling America, like every empire, it shall fall and be forgotten. Just remember your legacy shall be shitty burgers, the bush campaigns and 9/11 compared to our lovely legacy still remembered today, bringing technological advances across the world and enlightening the savages</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>So you moved all of the large and extra large pieces into the bin on the right that is nearly cut off, just to try and prove a point, and yet still didn't even prove it's an american store?<br>Well played.</br></br> <br> this being accurate <br>Have you seen someone who is 6 foot 7? They look lanky and awkward as fuck 6'2" - 6'5" is premium height. Now fuck off feminazi shill.</br></br> <br>wish my gym had that. try walking down some stairs after leg day. its no fun</br> UK what are you doin nigger? <br>Nice try Jimbo.<br><br>Isn't there a bacon triple cheeseburger, large fries, and a large diet coke with your name on them somewhere?</br></br></br> <br>The people in this thread are going to ignore your logic and keep posting American hate images while they circlejerk with each other. At least, for people like you and I, all of these retards are in one thread lol</br> post your 3 favortite bands and gues others age <br> linkin park <br> breaking benjamin <br> bullet for my valentine </br></br></br> <br> Smashing Pumpkins <br> Ozzy Osbourne <br> Billy Idol </br></br></br> <br>op is 12<br><br>mine:<br> Grateful Dead <br> Johnny Cash <br> Loop Zoop </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>16 and pregnent</br> <br>20 year old college drop out<br><br><br>17 and in high school.</br></br></br></br> <br>Forgot to guess<br><br><br>You are 20</br></br></br></br> <br>prolly like15-17</br> <br>You're probably 19- 22 years old.<br> Nirvana <br> Avenged Sevenfold <br> Cake </br></br></br></br> <br>27</br> <br>Smelly and 45</br> Pink Floyd<br>Tool<br>Iron Maiden</br></br> RadioHead<br>Muse<br>Gorillaz</br></br> <br>you - 28<br><br>Motion City Soundtrack<br>Stars<br>Death Cab For Cutie</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Op you are 15<br><br>and<br> Yellowcard <br> Dream Theater <br> Three Days Grace </br></br></br></br></br></br> Pink Floyd <br> Red Hot Chili Peppers <br> The Strokes </br></br> <br>12<br><br>12<br><br>11<br><br>13<br><br>12<br><br>12<br><br>12<br><br>10</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>31</br> <br>You are 23</br> <br>no, <br><span class="deadlink">>>636316715 is not 12</br></br> <br>16-17 and gay.<br><br> Dance Gavin Dance <br> Incubus <br> Fall of Troy </br></br></br></br></br> fleshgod apocalypse <br> hour of penance <br> slipknot </br></br> <br> >Sabaton <br> >Gorillaz <br> >Kansas </br></br></br> <br> 20</br> <br>12<br><br>13<br><br>12<br><br>Fucking Kansas? Seriously?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Tool<br>Snarky Puppy<br>Queens of the Stoneage</br></br> <br>Go to a /g/fur thread.</br> <br>33</br> <br>Hey<br>I like modern and 70s-90s music</br></br> <br>Not that poster but Kansas are good man.</br> <br> Gojira <br> Cannibal Corpse <br> Mastodon </br></br></br> <br>Just no POP music</br> <br>Thanks man</br> Heaven Shall Burn <br> Betraying the Martyrs <br> Infected Mushroom <br><br>also a redhead for each of u faggots</br></br></br></br> <br>This guy has a point, this thread so far has had some seriously middle-school-tier choices</br> Crass <br> Iron Maiden <br> Andrew Jackson Jihad </br></br> <br>No 80's pop?<br>Madonna was the shit in late 80's</br></br> <br>OP is 10<br><br> Knife Party <br> SeamlessR <br> Zomboy </br></br></br></br></br> <br>Btw what's my age?<br><br>No modern pop</br></br></br> <br>Frank Sinatra<br>The Beatles<br>Slayer</br></br></br> <br>Betraying the martyrs? Really?</br> <br>Half of these arent even good EDM producers.</br> <br>/thread</br> I don't like music, so<br>silence<br>white noise<br>pink noise</br></br></br> <br>the options are 2: you are 65/70 or you are retarded</br> <br>You're a 13 year old who thinks that he's born in the wrong generation.</br> <br> CCR <br> Coheed & Cambria <br> Wu Tang </br></br></br> Coheed & Cambria, Opeth, Leprous veil of maya <br> issues <br> A day to remember </br></br> queens of the stone age <br> muse <br> rival sons </br></br> Glass Animals<br>alt-j<br>Gorillaz<br><br><br>OP is 15</br></br></br></br></br> <br>You're 23 and dating a significantly younger girl</br> the residents <br> oceans ate alaska <br> iwrestledabearonce <br>Try me</br></br></br> <br>25</br> <br>Yeah, I know that Zomboy isn't great but I don't have a preferred artist so I chose at random.</br> <br> The Sword <br> Sanctuary <br> Angel Witch </br></br></br> Slipknot <br> Underoath <br> Rise Against </br></br> <br>12</br> Blink 182, sublime, metallica <br>19</br> <br>Autistic fourteen year old scene faggot.</br> <br>Either in high school or just out of college</br> Not all bands, but fuck you op.<br><br> Pink Floyd <br> Roy Harper <br> Jethrow Tull </br></br></br></br> <br>16</br> <br>I dont like Knife Party, just saying.<br>Have you heard of Emperor or Noisia?</br></br> The Pretty Reckless<br>Nico Vega<br>The Distillers</br></br> <br>20 something.</br> <br>13<br><br>15<br><br>19</br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's generous.<br><br>Op is obviously 12.</br></br></br> <br>Nope, single. 21.</br> <br>Dubs confirm OP is 12.</br> <br>sure, why not ?<br>get another one</br></br> <br>Im 21</br> op is 17<br><br> Hollywood Undead <br> Manian <br> Eminem </br></br></br></br> <br>Noisia, definitely.<br><br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=XSg<wbr>8oFRj-vk</wbr> [ ] </br></br></br> Led Zeppelin <br> Jimi Hendrix Experience <br> Nirvana </br></br> <br> Jethrow <br><br>You can't even spell one of your "favorite" bands.</br></br></br> Weezer <br> Gorillaz <br> Nirvana </br></br> Guns N Roses<br>Black Flag<br>Rob Zombie</br></br> Flyleaf <br> Falling in Reverse <br> Mayday Parade </br></br> <br> TFW nobody knows your favourite bands. </br> <br>20, nice trips</br> <br>RHCP<br>Muse <br>Toto<br><br>not necessarily to scale</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'm sort 4 de mispeels.</br> <br>winner</br> <br>I like the funky influence.<br><br>Also, heres Emperorv (if you don't know him)<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=HtI<wbr>XkfwsVNk</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br> <br>Only a single decade away, nice try</br> Jay Z <br> Big L <br> Nas </br></br> Fifth Harmony <br> The Maine <br> The Script </br></br> <br>Betraying the martyrs, at least to me, are pretty generic and boring.</br> <br>Oh, I /have/ heard of him. I just didn't remember his name.<br><br>10</br></br></br> Royal Blood<br>Coldplay<br>Watsky</br></br> <br>14<br><br>15<br><br>12<br><br>12<br><br>11<br><br>12<br><br>12<br><br>25<br><br>12<br><br>15<br><br>12<br><br>13<br><br>No idea who any of them are, but probably 12.<br><br>10<br><br>11<br><br>14<br><br>Who?<br><br>12<br><br>10<br><br>12<br><br>11<br><br>Nigger<br><br>12</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Coheed and Cambria<br>Motion City Soundtrack<br>Rush</br></br> ctrl + f <br> no Alice in Chains <br><br>everyone ITT is 12 years old</br></br></br> <br>13-year-old emo girl, even though you're probably not that description just know that's what your music says about you.</br> <br>14</br> <br>this thread is full of the b& apparently.</br> Radiohead<br>Periphery<br>kendrick lamar</br></br> Audioslave <br> Metric <br> Seether <br>go for it</br></br></br> <br>Okay because you don't know the bands I like I'm automatically twelve?</br> <br>Because only 13 year olds like Alice in Chains.<br><br>You are correct so far in saying everybody here is 12, though.</br></br></br> <br>Noice.<br><br>17</br></br></br> Eminem, Avicii, and Stephen Lynch <br>So, are you saying everyone here (basically) is underage edginess?</br> Earl Sweatshirt <br> Death Grips <br> OF </br></br> <br>90% of this whole board are underage. You've been here long enough to post something, I figured you'd know that by now.</br> Johnny Cash <br> Black flag <br> Tigres del norte </br></br> <br>We get it, you're cool because you like opeth. <br>Faggot metal elitist detected</br></br> <br>No, I'm just going by the statistics of this thread.<br><br>So far most people are 12, so it is most likely you are 12. That's just how I guess. I'm sorry if you're really 14 and I offended you.</br></br></br> Porcupine tree <br> Steven wilson <br> Blackfield </br></br> <br>sounds about right for 4chan in general</br> <br> the doors <br> System of a down <br> Rage against the Machine </br></br></br> <br>Forgot to guess<br><br><br> Alice in ch ains, edgy 15 year old </br></br></br></br> <br>Valid.</br> <br>12-14</br> Flying Lotus <br> Savant <br> Uppermost </br></br> <br>18</br> <br> Black Sabbath <br> B.B. King <br> Garry Moore </br></br></br> <br>Hah. Opeth is alright. I only figured that because I've never met anybody younger than their mid 20s who listens to Opeth.</br> <br><cough> Hipster</cough></br> Midori<br>Wavves<br>Death Grips</br></br> <br>Listen to real punk, 13<br> doors, nice </br></br> <br>Your either 15 or the dude I knew from HS in that one construction class<br><br>Amaranthe<br>Rhapsody of Fire<br>LM.C</br></br></br></br></br> <br>fuck this shit<br>probably 12, maybe younger.</br></br> <br> Ozzy Osbourne <br> Disturbed <br> Daft Punk </br></br></br> <br>16<br><br>52<br><br>17</br></br></br></br></br> the flatliners <br> red hot chili peppers <br> dillinger four </br></br> <br><br> Alice in chains <br> edgy <br><br>le epik dank memes buzzword bro :^)</br></br></br></br></br> <br>well, i dont rly have a favourite band, thats just the 3 that came in my mind as first<br><br>btw this thread needs more redheads</br></br></br> <br>17-18<br><br>15-17<br><br> Bob Dylan <br> Jamie Cullum <br> Andrew Bird </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> -Deftones<br>-RHCP<br>-Crosses<br>guess my age faggots</br></br></br> Rancid<br>Old AFI (answer that and stay fashionable old)<br>The Vaccines</br></br> <br> Katatonia <br> Big Giant Circles <br> Carpenter Brut </br></br></br> Black Flag <br> Nirvana <br> Nick Drake </br></br> <br>I guess that's true, although that doesn't make opeth fans any better than the rest of this thread. All music is subjective</br> brokencyde <br> nickelback <br> black veil brides </br></br> My Chemical Romance<br>NOFX<br>Mindless Self Indulgence<br><br><br>37<br><br><br>22<br><br><br>18</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>22?</br> toe <br> Whirr <br> Nothing <br> Kinoko Teikoku <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=r7G<wbr>8Ag9JmFE</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>close, I'm 20</br></br> Five Finger Death Punch<br>Staind<br>All That Remains (new album blows though)</br></br> 1. Lotus<br>2. STS9<br>3. Com Truise</br></br> <br>25</br> <br>18</br> <br>How the fuck did you know<br> anon is a wizard </br></br> <br>40 very matured taste</br> <br>I wish this wasn't bait because it'd be really funny</br> <br>steven wilson and porcupine tree? Isn't<br>that sort of like cheating?<br><br>anyway 19</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm not saying opeth fans are any better. I'm guessing ages here. Nothing more.</br> <br>Progressive rock for your progressive ideals<br><br> pic related its you </br></br></br> <br>B8 years old.</br> <br>i'm and nope older<br>my next three would be hammerfall, gorrillaz, and powerman 5k</br></br> <br>Very good</br> <br>20</br> Black Sabbath, The Doors, Alice in Chains <br>Nahh 23.</br> <br> Genesis (with Steve Hackett) <br> Pat Metheny Group <br> Tool </br></br></br> <br>16</br> <br>damn dude, harsh guessing</br> <br>actually spot on.. turned 20 a month ago. what made you say 20?</br> Pavement<br>Radiohead<br>Animal Collective</br></br> <br>18, and your name is Greg</br> Switchfoot<br>Tokyo police club<br>Coldplay</br></br> KMFDM<br>NIN<br>ministry</br></br> <br>Yeah, there's just an implied poor connotation of the music taste of teenagers</br> The Glitch Mob<br>Knife Party<br>Krewella</br></br> <br>19?</br> Rush <br> Covenant <br> Royksopp </br></br> <br>Shawn get off 4chan you big headed faggot</br> <br> 37 <br>I'm 18 and born in the wrong generation :^(</br></br> <br>only music taste in this thread who I agree with</br> <br>30</br> <br>Kek I know. But I am neither 13 nor a femanon</br> <br>42</br> <br> Carpenter Brut <br> Muh nigga.</br></br> red hot chili peppers <br> nirvana <br> radiohead </br></br> <br>FUCKING KEK</br> Adults living in the past and Children listen to classic rock<br>prove me wrong</br> <br>16</br> <br>Most likely 17</br> Queen <br> Led Zeppelin <br> Temper Trap </br></br> <br>I'm 23 and fucking love Audioslave.<br>Had to check for the other bands..<br>Audioslave was a superband, didn't get<br>to big. Older cunts like soundgarden and <br>rage against the machine while underage<br>fags don't know em. That was my reasoning<br>at least :)</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>some old rock is sweet. but dad rock sucks ass</br> Killsonik <br> Twinztrack <br> The Used </br></br> Tool <br> Nirvana <br> Avenged Sevenfold </br></br> migos, rich homie quan, young thug <br> Ratatat <br> System of a Down <br> Tool </br></br></br> <br>You're the one implying it.<br><br>I'm just guessing that twelve year olds are twelve years old.</br></br></br> <br>18yo edgy fag</br> <br>13</br> <br>fag years old</br> Edith Piaf <br> Francis Cabrelle <br> Opeth </br></br> Lamb of God <br> Dimmu Borgir <br> Anaal Nathrakh </br></br> <br>Seven</br> <br>18.<br><br>My nigga</br></br></br> eagles <br> bee gees <br> the police </br></br> <br>30 yr old "real metal" head</br> <br>Fuck off I'm not a hipster.</br> <br>I would say 17 at least<br>Top 3:<br>The Offspring <br>Reel big fish<br>Daft punk</br></br></br></br></br> <br>23</br> <br> ctrl f <br> only person who said Bob Dylan is me <br><br>For shame</br></br></br></br> <br>21 and NEET</br> J.S. Bach <br> W.A. Mozart <br> L van Beethoven </br></br> Damon albarn <br> Johnny cash <br> the dead milkmen </br></br> <br>flylo is one of my favorites too, I love all that psychadelic music. STS9, com truise, four tet, tycho,</br> <br>300+yo?</br> <br>My taste is similar and I'm 20</br> Jethro Tull<br>Weedeater<br>Darkthrone</br></br> Big bad voodoo daddy<br>The cat empire<br>Streetlight manifesto</br></br> Ok<br> Fever the ghost <br> Perturbator <br> Riddarna </br></br></br> <br>10<br><br>Mine<br> Rush <br> Ozzy <br> Tom Petty </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Nice trips/quads guise :^)</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Cage The Elephant <br>Flatbush Zombies <br>Amon Amarth is tied with Ghost B.C. for third</br></br> System of a down <br>Atilla <br>Lamb of god</br></br> <br>i assume you probably like acid too... shoutout to jamtronica bands</br> <br>Dad pls go</br> ScHoolboy Q <br> Kendrick Lamar <br> Action Bronson </br></br> The Prodigy <br> Blur <br> Radiohead </br></br> ITT really shit taste Linkin Park, Unleash the Archers, Die Antwoord <br>funny</br> Gorillaz<br>Nirvana<br>Death Grips</br></br> <br>17</br> 1) Opeth<br>2) Led Zeppelin<br>3) Pink Floyd</br></br> <br>11 year old girl</br> <br>20 'n' edgy</br> <br>16</br> <br><br>my niggas, 25 and 18</br></br> <br>ITT: ppl cant like stuff i dont</br> <br>23</br> Franz ferdinand <br> Arctic Monkeys <br> Linkin Park </br></br> <br> Die Antwoord <br>Does your mother know how edgy you are trying to be?</br></br> <br>14 yr old dadless emo</br> KoRn(not this new shit) <br> Mindless self indulgence <br> SOAD </br></br> the killers foo fighters three days grace <br>You wish i was your dad.</br> <br>19</br> <br> tfw no r8s </br> <br>None wants to guess? ;(</br> Red hot chili peppers<br>Cake<br>Rage against the machine</br></br> <br>Led Zepplin?</br> <br>17-18, prolly in your emo years <br><br>Me: <br>Above & Beyond <br>Thirty seconds to Mars <br>L.O.C.</br></br></br></br></br></br> alt-j <br> foster the people <br> cage the elephant </br></br> parkway drive<br>blue oyster cult<br>asking alexandria<br><br>i have alot of favorite artists and bands.<br>guess my age.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yes, congrats you know basic 4chan greentext</br> <br><br><br>Thank god atleast one other person knows about the bands I like I started to feel like a proper edgy cunt.<br><br>Also I'm only 23 but you were close.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>16</br> <br>I personally like most of the people on my list equally. They're all unique.</br> mumford and sons <br> muse <br> the killers </br></br> <br>above and beyond was one of the best shows ive ever seen</br> <br>24</br> Sex Pistols<br>Nirvana<br>Smashing Pumpkins</br></br> <br>probably because nobody has heard of any of those bands</br> Metallica<br>Iron Maiden<br>Black Sabbath</br></br> <br>:^(</br> Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds<br>Reggie & the Full Effect<br>Weep</br></br> slipknot <br> bullet for my valentene <br> blakc veil brides <br><br>pic related me looking cool</br></br></br></br> <br>Atilla?<br>Makes me wonder if this is bait or not</br></br> <br>You must be a 20 yo girl</br> Welcome to /b/ERP's lounge! Talk, find partners, or shitpost! Either way, come in and relax with your fellow typefuckers.<br><br>This is a place to find new people, and to start RP with regulars. <br>IRC will be given out once RP has commenced.<br><br>Try to not just ask, but also fulfill. Often times people come and see just a bunch of people asking for and not enough actual activity. Be active. Goad others on. And more importantly, have fun.<br><br>Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> I want to be Fizz's little slut. Dumping the rest of the comic, now. <br> IRC will be given out <br><br>Let the fucking shit burn, it's killing these threads and they're starting to turn into the same sort of exclusive elitism that I expected to avoid on /b/.</br></br></br> <br>Are going to erp, or just type?</br> <br>The IRC isn't meant to spark elitism, it's meant to be another place to meet to RP.</br> <br>sauce on it? name of comic?</br> <br>Well, then hopefully the snobbery I'm seeing slip through the cracks are just some individual players being self-important, and not a sign of an all-too familiar trend.</br> NIGGA, NO. YOU NOT ALLOWED, GOD DAMMIT. NOT ON BLACKULA'S WATCH. Post your perfect 10's.<br>Go.</br> Stuck on the loo for four hours with the hideous shits of the century. Ask me anything. <br>Have you been at the mexican food again? How many times must we go through this?</br> <br>Have you ever run into the bathroom, shit for 30 minutes straight. Wipe, get up, look in the toilet before you flush, and it's all black<br><br>don't try it guys.</br></br></br> <br>Why didn't you ask her out?</br> Hey /b/ I like this black girl but my family is racist. What do? Pic unrelated.<br><br> Be me, 6/10 nerdy white guy <br> Meets 8/10 black chick at coffee shop <br> Sounds white <br> Has a non-ghetto name <br> Is really sweet <br> I get her number <br> we hang out everyday at her house and listen to similar music <br> A month later she wants things to get srs <br> Try to bring up the fact that she's black to my parents <br> My dad is all for it, my mom freaks and grandpa said he'd disown me <br> wtf do I do. she thinks I'm stalling because she wants to meet my family. I don't wanna tell her they're racist...I'm also afraid she might move on. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> did you bang her yet OP? Do it op. I felt the same. My family eventually got over it. <br>Not yet...she won't let me until she's sure we're serious. I really want to, its starting to get increasingly difficult to hang out with her because of it.</br> <br>I'm really thinking about it. My dad doesn't give a fuck, but my mom and grandpa are threatening to kick me out, ect.</br> lel just do it you faggot. If you were female however i would've said you are a race traitor whore bag but ur not so good for you! <br>Stop welcoming Cultural Marxism, wise up, understand your family is actually smart, Make gorgeous white babies. Problem solved.</br> OP you know exactly what I'm about to say... <br>I don't care about that shit, anon. All I know is she's smart, hot, and I'd be a dumb fuck to let a nigger fuck her instead of me...I just can't.</br> Just curious OP, how old are you and do you have a job? <br> I'd be a dumb fuck to let a nigger fuck her instead of me...I just can't. <br><br>Are you sure you're not racist too OP?</br></br></br> <br>I'm 22, in the process of getting my masters degree in Computer Science. She's 21 and finishing her last year of uni. I don't have a job at the moment, but she's already working in her field.</br> <br>I understand you OP. She sounds like a keeper too, so I say just go for it. Quit being a beta faggot and don't let your family come between you and dat ass</br> <br>Black people behave like civilizedhuman beings, niggers are fucking savages. Know the difference.</br> <br>This<br><br>I'm not into niggers, but I'm into black girls that sound white and are actually educated. Whenever we hang out, niggers are always staring her down...it's fucking annoying.</br></br></br> <br>You sound like a fucking cunt OP. I'm sure she'll just love you calling her race "niggers"...</br> <br>Then you are left with three options:<br>1) get a job so you have money to move out, shared accomodations are your best bet. <br>2) call your mother's bluff and tell her anyway. Hopefully your pop will have your back and you can continue to live at home. <br>3) explain to your gf what would happen if you brought her over, be honest with her. If she's worth a shit, she will understand and things will be fine. If she flips out and turns her back, get rid of her and focus on getting your own shit together.</br></br></br></br> Some pretty solid advice in this thread, OP. I was in a similar situation. Ended up bringing the girl home anyway, four years later my family loves her. It takes time, but if they love you, they'll get over it. <br> Mom freaks <br>Woman<br><br> Grandpa disown <br>Can you inherit anything valuable from him? (implying that ship hasn't sailed by merely mentioning the situation)<br><br> Dad's all for it <br>What a bro</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Alright, well don't let me stand in your way. I fucked a black girl for a while and this is how it went... Met her at a CHRISTIAN youth camp... She was very nice, we talked about God a bit.. She said I was very cute and smart. She said she was someone who had morals and wanted things to be serious before "anything" happened........ Then one day I frenched her out of nowhere. She kissed back, grabbed me, and then we had sex in the park.. Then we had sex a lot, then it was behind a store, behind a door, on the floor, she just wanted more. Sex was her core and she begged me to make her my whore. Christian she was, but the sex was her core... All she could do was ask for more. Soon my dick became sore while she asked for more. 3, 4, 5, times a day was the average score when I saw my little black whore. This chick had no lore, she only new God and gore. In and out, in and out was what she asked for, not a conversation about the world or how to hunt a boar. She was smart... but there was no conversation that could keep me hard core. The moral of the story is simple, don't be to quick to pop that pimple! She may be smart, she may be keen, but she can never talk to you like a pure white queen. For this is foreseen!</br> <br>I'm thinking about that, honestly. Get a job, work my ass off, then tell my mom. My dad usually always has my back, but my mom's kinda insane...and has my grandpa to back her up. If she still kicks me out, I'll just end up living with my girl. The only problem with that is...her family is kinda religious. They're non-niggish Caribbean blacks, and don't believe in moving in until marriage.<br><br>But fuck that.<br><br>Also, yeah...I'm probably gonna tell her. I'm hoping she stays. fuck.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>KEKEKEKEK</br> <br>This. <br><br>Who gives a fuck, OP. Wife that ebony sloot.</br></br></br> <br>Why do I suddenly wanna go to mass?</br> ITT: stories how you got over depression. <br><br>Also music to listen to</br></br> <br>i did not. <br>also listen to TOOL: you lied</br></br> stopped smoking weed <br> got a job </br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=_mp<wbr>5mGGkwKM</wbr> [ ] <br>Actually this</br> opeth<br>that shit turned into rage though</br> <br><br>would just getting a job work?</br></br> I went to the psychiatric when shit went down, aislated for a week, but slowly got my life back to normal with medical help, went to the psichologist and psychiatric, got meds and just said: "fuck suicide, that's bullshit" <br>Honestly stopping smoking motivated me to get a job</br> <br>get gf || get addicted || gain desire to learn</br> <br>Oh and I heard a lot of John Lennon as solist, my favorite is "Jealous Guy", it just gets me when I'm down</br> <br>I remembered psychiatry is a religious institution, depression doesn't exist, and yeah...that about did it for me.<br><br>The wonders of education and especially science, skepticism, and honoring the null hypothesis. It sets you free.<br><br>That'd be my tip. Get an education.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>How does medicine work ? I mean.. you are sad and depressed, then you take the pill and boom 180' changes ?</br> <br>If it's SSRIs it's literally modifying your brain chemistry, fuck with your chemicals</br> <br>Depends.<br>My depression came from laziness and not doing something productive.<br>Getting a job may seem annoying and shitty, but if it's not some kind of McD Bullshit, it occupies your mind and leaves you with money that you spend on nice things.<br><br>Smoking weed supports said laziness, but if you do it moderatly it could still work.<br><br>If you smoke erryday, try to stop for some week and just see how it feels. <br>I smoked for 5 years straight and was amazed to see how good I felt when I stopped for a longer period of time - actually didn't expect that, I was so used to it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Was cutting one day when I looked at my wrists, at all the scars, and asked myself what the fuck I was doing. Then I just stopped being such a little bitch and got a job. listen to muse or something <br>So one day you are sad and then everything changes? Is it like yoyo effect?</br> quit shitty corporate job <br> started smoking weed </br> <br>Not at all, you take it for years or months, try a lot of different ones to find which one works better with you, all of course prescripted by your psychiatrist, he'll be keeping track on your response to the meds, they don't feel like they work, you don't feel any changes but you start giving less shit about being depressed, until you slowly don't feel depression anymore, you don't feel happy or high, it just heals you, but in a long term intake</br> <br> Also this: <br>http://www.ted.com/talks/andrew_sol<wbr>omon_depression_the_secret_we_share<wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br> Also this: <br>http://www.ted.com/talks/andrew_sol<wbr>omon_depression_the_secret_we_share<wbr></wbr></wbr></br> <br>When do I know if its time to look for help ?.</br> <br>Here's a good starting place. This paper is pretty great.<br><br>It doesn't precisely identify the issue with psychiatry and rambles a bit - for example he mentions that the number of illnesses had increased by 100 in 7 years and that "caffeine induced sleep disorder" and "phase of life problem" are listed as mental illnesses. And that's great but the problem is a field doesn't need to be that ridiculous to be not science. It failed way before it ever got to that point. And I would have liked to see that point driven home more thoroughly <br><br>But then again there's a lot of shit wrong with psychiatry so it's an enormous topic to tackle.<br><br>Anyway enjoy.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>And I like Dead Brothers at the moment.<br>They have a nice melancholic touch<br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=KJ<wbr>V533-04Zo</wbr> [ ] </br></br></br> <br>Shit I forgot the link:<br><br>http://www.arachnoid.com/psychology<wbr>/</wbr></br></br></br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=XZp<wbr>3Mtn-YsI</wbr> [ ] <br>check this band out. it's pretty good. depending on your taste in music of course.</br></br> <br>Fuck man, when you can't function as a working part of society, you won't go to work, have friends, enjoy things you used to, just the feeling of worthlessness, that there's no point on getting out of bed and just lay there for weeks or months, you know when you're really deep in depression, when you're fucked up</br> <br>No, that would be dexamphetamine, meth, MDMA and shit like that</br> <br>OP here. I listen to this one all the time<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=1jA<wbr>sip3zJJY</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br> Bump Has anyone felt depressed after smoking weed? I think that i can say that I'm over mine depression , but there is this empty feeling that sometimes comes back and I'm afraid that it might get deeper. Can you cure yourself completly ? I think that there are changes that you do not see. <br>happiness and achievment are very close</br> any good volas or pads out there? 7so1d777s7za <br> Goodfellas <br><br>She has good taste in movies.</br></br></br> <br> 7so1d777s7za <br>pass?</br></br> <br> Alien </br> <br> 7so1d777s7za <br><br>pass?<br><br>[email protected]</br></br></br></br></br> inb4 cheese pizza& b& <br> Jumanji </br> <br>Fucking love Goodfellas</br> <br>Pass?<br>Not hitler</br></br> <br><br><br><br>I wonder how pathetic it is to feel nostalgic when seeing old porn photos.</br></br></br></br> The fuck is a pad? mail the pass please - [email protected] plox?<br><br>[email protected]</br></br> mail pass to me too <br><br>[email protected]</br></br> pass?<br>[email protected]</br> <br>pass?<br><br>[email protected]</br></br></br> <br>+1</br> Pass?<br><br>[email protected]</br></br> [email protected]<br><br>pass plz</br></br> come on motherfuckers, if you have a legit pad, mail the password, otherwise get the fuck out of here <br><br>Padlet, Photo/Video-Sharing site, not as heavily moderated as vola.</br></br> Any indications for the pass? <br>email me motherfuckers</br> <br><br>pass<br><br><br>[email protected]</br></br></br></br></br> [email protected]<br><br>Pass plz</br></br> <br><br>there's no pass, it's a faggot posting a fake pad</br></br> <br>Thanks</br> 3er5ty674ertyu5t4r4dd34r pass <br>[email protected]</br> Pass [email protected] new pad? give pass plz<br>[email protected]</br> Cat is on pornhub. If someone's interested. <br>dude what</br> look at all these faggots begging for pass, bet no one has nothing to contribute, fucking cancer<br><br>best pads are the ones with a handful of people sharing the content, not half of /b/ doing fuck all in them</br></br> <br>No fucking joke I'm watching Goodfellas right now.<br><br>10/10 movie.</br></br></br> <br>prove it?</br> <br>but she's not paying attention to it</br> Wj6te3<br>Enjoy =)</br> <br><br>Just go and search Masha</br></br> <br>[email protected]</br> <br><br>what are these?</br></br> <br>A new site,not padlet</br> <br>Literally nothing.</br> <br>cant remember how to decode these</br> <br>enlighten me then</br> <br><br><br>It´s fucking new site ok?</br></br></br> <br>It's dead</br> Well, pass pleas<br><br>[email protected]</br></br> <br><br><br><br><br>tinyurl: /2fcpre6 <br>you´re welcome</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> <br>Sorry for posting this, was hoping one of you guys had pass...<br>it was a thread half an hour ago, but the thread 404'd in like 30 sek.</br></br></br> <br> tinyurl: /2fcpre6 <br>rick astley</br></br> <br>pass? <br>[email protected]</br></br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=jxV<wbr>cgDMBU94</wbr> [ ] <br>holyshit</br> <br>MOOODS!</br> someone make a pad, leave it open for 2 min, then password it [email protected] MFW I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread. <br>Nothing</br> <br>hot teen masha babko have sex bukakke blowjob anal vibrator</br> <br>Who is masha?</br> <br>you blind fuck</br> [email protected] <br>Found the faggot</br> ootphniocujq <br>Kitten</br> <br> ootphniocujq <br><br>password that shit or it's gonna rip before you know it</br></br></br> <br>I know who is she,but what is her story?</br> <br><br>how old is she in this????</br></br> [email protected]<br>pass?</br> <br>She's from 97 I think and this is from 2012/2011?</br> <br>i know how you feel anon</br> <br>Is that legal?</br> <br><br>of course not retard</br></br> Dumbasses. You don't need a password for pad. Just create the fucking page as a guest. It last for 24h I refreshed the pad and it kicked me out, can I get the pass? <br>Well,i know the story of masha,really?</br> <br>[email protected]</br> Once I unban myself I'll throw up a new pad. I lost my link unless someone here is still in it, started with a k <br>Masha is not Cat. Two completely different girls</br> <br>ONCE UPON A TIME SOMEONE MADE SOME CHILD PORN AND YOU JUST WATCHED IT THE END</br> pass pls,<br><br>[email protected]</br></br> BOOBS!!!<br>BOOBS!!!<br>Ok. Now when I have your attention, here's the thing:<br>Moment ago I repaired my fathers laptop (hdd replacement, system installation etc.) I need wallpaper. But not just a wallpaper. Please /b/ give me most weird shit, but no porn. Just funny weird shit.</br></br></br> I gotchu fam I forgot - sadly, my father does not speak english... Finally a post I can get behind. Ye ye I feel ya <br>oops I just saw boobs and ran with it...didnt even read your post...<br><br>still think I can help, one sec</br></br></br> Ive got a ton of these kinds with fucked up text...looking for other types brb <br>Dude, thanx, but as I said - my father does not speak english. <br>BTW:<br>MORE BOOBS!!!</br></br></br> <br>oops, reading isn't my strong suit<br><br>tits is is!</br></br></br> <br>puffy nipples are awesome!</br> just to mix it up.. this is how I feel, Dad Rly /b/? I thought You can post better things...<br>BTW<br>MORE BOOBS</br></br> <br>To jest Beksiński?</br> <br>Maybe it's me (4k monitor) but what the fuck is wrong with the side of her face?</br> <br>GOOD ONE /b/RO!!!</br> <br>I think your 4k monitor is fine. It's just a beard.</br> <br>Yeah</br> <br>she's got some potent fucking genes...it's just a bit of peach fuzz.</br> <br>Even better one!<br>BOOBS!!!</br></br> <br><br>kek</br></br> <br>why are you faglords looking at her face?</br> fine, I'll contriboot <br>GOOD ONE!<br>BOOOOOOOOOOOBS</br></br> Ill start it off Go on Ask our great Lord. <br>should i buy that car?</br> <br>Will you gift presents for sick child for Christmas?</br> <br>Will my m8 GoX pass the exam?</br> <br>Will my m8 FaV reach silver someday?</br> is OP faggot? <br>Is true that you helped to defeat Majin Buu?</br> <br>did you create homos</br> <br>2+2=4?</br> Will i eventually kill myself? Do I have VIH? should i stop fapping?? <br>keep going bro</br> <br>if our lord say so, i will</br> will i finish? Will I make enough money to do what I want at what age will I die? Is she a reptilian should i join isis?? Was Michelle Obama sexually assaulted in high school? Is she a mason <br><br>Damn. Can I at least get an answer</br></br> <br>Will I get the girl?</br> <br>Dear Dark Lord, Evil One, Father of Evil, Lucifer, Morning Star...<br><br>Reently the Supreme Court of the United States legalized gay marriages across the whole of the US. Was this the work of your hand?</br></br></br> <br>Will the world end soon</br> will I have my revenge <br>"what do you think?"<br>kek</br></br> Are you a construct better explained by aliens and advanced technology? <br>It seems like the Lord has spoken<br><br>FeelBadMan</br></br></br> <br>Can you feel like it</br> <br>Does she love me?</br> <br>About time</br> rolling <br>my ex still loves me?</br> has hitler ever sucked your big fat ass? <br>rly?</br> someday I'll fuck with taylor swift? Will she ever love me? Should I start a new save file? <br>Thank you Satan.</br> Will it work out? <br>Again, will I get the girl?</br> will i find a GF??? <br>Is my girlfriend going to dump me</br> <br>does melo love me?</br> <br>will i ever be with her?</br> <br>Will I get the girl you cunt?</br> should i stop smoking pot <br>So she will love me in the future?</br> ITT virgin fags asking about girls tfuyt <br>eventually = no</br> should i make okc? will i be successful? Would she ever go out with me? Will be a virgin forever? Is my new friend really that nice ? <br>is weed the devils plant.</br> <br>I don't understand my Lord please tell me if you feel like I should or shouldn't.</br> Should I fap right now? Does she really love me? Will this post be dubs?<br><br>Tip: Check'em</br></br> <br>is OP a faggot?</br> Did you suck Judas cuck ? <br>is there something like true happyness?</br> Am i newfag? should i fap tonight? Am i going to loose my virginity this year ? <br>Satan agrees</br> Am I spoon? <br>will i ever get sunshine?</br> <br>will i fuck her next time'</br> <br>Will Katie ever love me?</br> Will i get a girlfriend in high school? <br>Will I ever get her</br> <br>maybe</br> <br>Should I post creeper nudes of my 15 year old sister?</br> Can I sell my soul to get my ex back <br>will i marry her?</br> <br>will i become king?</br> are u faggit Am I truly a faggot? Is she married and setting me up? Will I meet a qtπ today? will I get dubs? <br>am I a faggot?</br> <br> 9/11 <br>so will i ever experience true happyness?</br></br> <br>Should I fap now?</br> <br>You sure? Sorry for questioning you.</br> <br>Why?</br> AM I TRULY A FAGGOT YOU STUPID NIGGER!? <br>Are you kidding?</br> <br>My lord, will i earn good money today?</br> Would Jesus like 4chan? <br>Will I be happy forever after I find a girl I love?</br> Should I kill my best friend Will I get pussy this month? Will she ever love me? <br>will i get a ps4 soon?</br> Should I fap? <br>Kekd</br> <br>will she cheat again?</br> <br>am i the choosen one</br> Argentina win the World Cup football russia 2018? <br>Should I masturbate?</br> Will I ever get my dick sucked? ∆<br>∆ ∆</br> <br>is Obama the antichrist?</br> <br>Does your father know you have been naughty?</br> is tyrone really black? will it work ? <br>should I fuck a 13 year old?</br> <br>are you watching me?</br> should i´ll fuck with my gf best frien? Will this X ever gonna kick in? <br>Should I jerk it right now?</br> Should i force that girl to do it? <br>Yo am I going to find what I am seeking?</br> <br>Not cool satan</br> <br>Is that a yes?</br> <br>Will the narsistic roomate suffer?</br> <br>Will i get satanic trips</br> Did I? <br>Can we be friends?</br> Are my "prefrences" acceptable? Will my mother catch me fapping <br>Do i have to do it my lord?</br> Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? Will I find a sugar daddy soon? Should I? <br>can I find some decent/trustful gf before 2016?</br> Will i find a team? <br>ask god for that one????????<br>ARE YOU KIDDING ME SATAN?</br></br> <br>My nigga satan</br> Should I seek the person out? Should I roll a joint right now? did the basedgod fuck my bitch <br>Okay... This is fuckin messed up! ¤chan... I did not expect this! Ummmmmmm...<br><br>Should I make more jokes about dead babies and christians?</br></br></br> Should the irritating person I hate be... dealt with? Is God real Will I get a job this month? Did I do something wrong? <br>does heaven exist?</br> Is op a faggot? What religion should I choose? am i the choosen one? <br>Will she love me?</br> Am I forever alone? <br>Does she love me?</br> Roll Is my future bright? <br>Will the chan frog die soon?</br> Is this a dubs get thread? But whrn Am i gonna catch all the pepes? <br>you will burn in hell for this fucking faggot</br> <br>Will i have the willpower to change?</br> <br>KEK</br> <br>Sutter lasse pik?</br> am I a gay faggot <br>Re rolling</br> <br>Will I win the lotto tonight? For money of course...</br> <br>My sides</br> Should I just give up and run amok till the bitter end? will i get the girl <br>Should I buy that car?</br> <br>Apparently you are going to die very soon...</br> Am I the living heir to your throne will I get matched? are you real? Are rare pepes even worth it? should i kill my friends?? WILL I GET THE PUSSI Is my house haunted? Will I pass my driver licence exam? <br>Why are you a puss ass fag and I can overthrow you</br> <br>when will i die?</br> Will I win tonight's lottery? Is my ex going to kill herself? <br>Have fun</br> <br>So should I try</br> <br>shall i get out from MG2?</br> <br>Burn in hell Satan. Its the only fucking anwser i can't have you fucktard</br> Does someone love me? <br>I guess that's cool. Will she continue whining to me about her problems?</br> Should I become a serial killer? Will I get laid before college starts? Rollin Is los angeles a snake pit <br>Then I shall</br> <br>Bitch, stop playing around.<br><br>Will I at least get a gf?</br></br></br> Should I cut my dick off and post for all of /b/ to see? Are you a faggot Will moot ever acknowledge my existence? <br>Should I become a murderer who follows a specific pattern and repeats the crime repeatedly with a varying cooldown-period until arrested and/or killed?</br> <br>Alright, I'm sorry.<br><br>Should I try fucking my ex?</br></br></br> <br>It's because I procrastinate right</br> Will i get a gf? <br>Wtf kind of answer is that Satan? <br><br>Rerolling</br></br></br> I rape my sisters all weeks. Is that bad? <br><br>Will my penis swelling go away by tomorrow?</br></br> <br>Well, will you feel like it?</br> <br>Thanks satan</br> <br>I don't think God would like that question too much.<br><br>Am I going to get a hot, loli girlfriend?</br></br></br> <br>should i invite her</br> <br>Am I doing this because I'm bored</br> <br>you don't thank satan, you burn for his joy.</br> <br>Thanks, Satan. You're the best.<br><br>Will she be good in bed?</br></br></br> <br>War es eine gute Idee mit meiner Freundin schluss zu machen?</br> <br>Will my sides go in orbit later?</br> Are they part of the problem <br>Can you make me</br> I want to.Should I? <br>But I even got trips, come on dude.<br><br>Is she going to be of legal age?</br></br></br> <br>Rekt</br> Should i buy a hat <br>Will I lose my virginity this year?</br> Is there a jetpack on GTA V? let's try again<br><br>faggot posts her all the time<br>faggot keeps her vids on friends only on mless<br>I want to cum to these vids<br>who has these vids or moar</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Barbra. Barbra G.</br> <br><br>What state is she from?</br></br> Bump for vid Glasgow- Scotland thread girls :) This threads a fucked. Scottish wildlife pictures <br>Ambrose old fag here but no nudes, lost a few in the great system crash of 2007</br> imagine actual finding someone ye knew on here hahahaha, any from motherwell, wishaw, carluke etc? new webM threat<br>old one died</br> why <br>everytime i see this...unbelievable</br></blockquote>][ Draw Thread /r/ a Shadow version of this <br><br>Here's a reference if needed.</br></br> Who drew the OP image? <br>rin?</br> Kahl is a faggot nigger pedo furfag. I request more of these two characters. Hey, is the OP this chick? Direct all kahl hate towards cardboard cut-out<br><br>Kahl wants requests</br></br> <br>You're a pathetic manchild.</br> <br><br>Unless he's not drawing such, nothing wrong with that.</br></br> <br>Requesting you end your own life pedo scum</br> <br>requesting you explain your horrific behavior</br> I request an image follow-up to this joking edit. <br>requesting you draw your fetish, cub porn</br> <br>requesting you admit it to yourself you're a pedophile</br> Requesting a female growlithe that just lost a battle with a rival trainer getting a nice thick creampie.<br><br>Her heart broken trainer watching a plus.</br></br> How mad would people get if I honestly asked for human men ass-fucking horses? Reposting Toribash character for Anon, which was a character in the last game I played. <br>requesting your friends to come in to defend your sorry ass since you obviously are too inept to</br> <br>requesting you become a better human being than you are now, pedo furfaggot</br> There isn't even spamming going on guys. Just this bickering. Just do everyone a solid and let it go. Have fun, enjoy what you got while you still got it. <br>requesting a cute girl eating out her female cat. any takers?</br> Has Stocky been around at all in like the past six months or something? Just wondering. <br><br><br/></br></br> <br>Wait, this makes me think, what if... tuba spammer was the one and he misclicked it while on a spamming spree. Thats a possibility and would make sense woth hose scumbagish he is</br> <br><br><br>It's Rin, right?</br></br></br> <br> when you complain about the "spammer" so hard that you are the spammer. <br>Kahl wasn't the spammer but you are now.</br></br> huh... look its working... <br>It's a possibility, but that still doesn't explain how Kahl posted immediately after that post was deleted</br> <br>yeah it's rin</br> <br>This is what i warned him about, hes becoming what he hates</br> Is this a shit thread? <br>draw cub porn</br> <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNKl2</br> <br>kahl's in it so yeah</br> <br><br>Do you take cub requests? Because I'll be happy to request those.</br></br> <br>I dunno who drew the OP image, but I'm the guy who drew the Toribash image, and I'm definitely not Rin.<br><br>I go by Mikita.</br></br></br> <br>not really no</br> <br>Requesting you in Terrarian Turtle Armor. Rather than this Beetle armor you're so used to wearing.</br> <br>anyone? bumping</br> Hmm.... I see no promising recruits. <br><br>do you do lewds? fem lewds?</br></br> Can someone post all of those links that normally get put up on the thread's OP I request more black chicks being fucked missionary by white dudes. Amptuee fetish is welcome but optional. <br><br>while fucking a baby fox</br></br> <br>try to eat yourself out.</br> <br>Reminds me of the decoy used in MGS PW</br> <br>What about: </br> <br>4 minutes isn't immediately.</br> <br>cunt lol</br> <br>I support this pst.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630504346 <br>I'm wary about any Fromsoft game for the time being. I didn't like the stunt they pulled with SotFS, so I'm holding off on buying DkS3. I'm even refusing to jump in the hype train for it.<br><br><span class="deadlink">>>630504411 <br>This is a cool thing that I hadn't considered, and I'm alright with it.<br><br><span class="deadlink">>>630504938 <br>But anon, I don't have a name. My drawfag does, though; he's Dominion V. Lookitup.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Requesting Boy Princess trying to walk in high heels. <br>Any chance of= </br> requesting the bard in incestous sex with the minotaur loli <br>I do but unfortunately I'm heading out. It's going on 4:30 AM here and I'm pretty tired. Catch y'all later!<br><br>Pic related, old post. I draw more than furries.</br></br></br> <br><br><br>Please?</br></br></br> <br>Imbecile... no time for tomfoolery. We need manpower.</br> <br> Lookitup. <br>Shilling your deviantart as hard as I shill my soundcloud<br>but it came off smooth. Mad respect.</br></br></br> <br> "immediately after that post was deleted" </br> have to sleep soon but I want to take a few simple requests first. <br>well shit.<br><br>If you are still here do you have a gallery?</br></br></br> <br>Kahl request cub clown porn</br> <br>Nope, not mine. Closest thing to that I drew was this neko pirate cat chick.</br> <br>I'll enlist if you do it?</br> <br>Turtle kahl..<br>Kahl likes...<br><br>Kahl is beetle<br>Kahl is powerful<br>That work?</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Mosley?</br> <br>Would you do any of these requests=<br><br><br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Anyone want to draw a girl trying (unsuccessfully or successfully, you choose) to eat herself out? <br>you didn't finish, I requested it with </br> <br>Bye, bye</br> <br>DEMONIC QUADS!</br> <br>checked</br> <br>now fuck that turtle's baby</br> <br><br>Well... shit... I really liked their stuff.</br></br> <br>now who's the spammer, fag?</br> <br><br>Kahl also like fuck baby animals<br>Kahl will accept them as pay for work</br></br></br> <br>http://i-am-the-human-dirigible.tum<wbr>blr.com/<br>http://meecesmikmouse.deviantart.co<wbr>m/<br>http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mik<wbr>ita7182/<br><br>All my galleries, anon!</br></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br> <br>Kahl not spammer</br> <br>I definately agree with this. I thought SotFS was just a huge middle finger to everyone who spent all the money on the game and dlcs prior. There's not as much to be hyped for now.<br><br><br>What for...?</br></br></br></br> <br>Thanks man, good night.</br> <br><br>Fuck off cancerous anon.</br></br> <br>your chin is starting to cave in too much, you look like a camel lol<br>requesting you as a camel</br></br> <br>Is there any chance at all of you drawing you being stripped by an anon, groped by an anon, jerked off by an anon, or anything of the sort?</br> If you're taking requests:<br><br>Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.<br><br>With you in it.</br></br></br></br> <br>WHY YOU BULLY KAHL</br> <br>Kahl request babyfur fuck</br> <br>Would you do any of these requests:<br> <br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>kahl am no anon, you are anon</br> Requesting drawing of Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo with helmet <br>Why is mine in there?</br> <br>Are they all your requests?</br> <br><br>Why isn't the Shadow diaper one in there?</br></br> <br>Deal.<br><br>YES! Splendid! You start immediately!<br><br>Ah... so I am remembered.<br><br>What for? WHAT FOR?!?!? FOR THE REVOLUTION! FOR THE NEW WORLD! FOR THE FUHRER!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> People need to save the thread with lewdness. <br> cute okay request <br> porn of a 10 year old <br> porn of an animal <br> porn of a technicolor rainbow pony <br> porn of an amputee <br> porn of a trap that been asked for a million times. <br>oh gee... look at the variety, its like a rainbow of shit.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Kahl fuck cub now?</br> <br>Why wouldn't it be?<br><br><br>No.</br></br></br></br> <br>No bully Kahl pls...</br> <br>mk, but will there be snacks?</br> <br>Id call for a drawfag lewds spam, but im sure that would make someone mad, someone os always mad.</br> <br>Nah man. Have nonporn baby robot near a clown instead.<br><br><br><br><br>Does that mean the Death Giga Nigga is kill?<br><br><br> Ah... so I am remembered. <br>Hard to forget the fakest nazi ever.<br><br><br>Still taking 2 requests.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>We can only hope one day I'll draw the D.<br><br><br>It's 4 am, I'm literally dying.<br><br><br>Kahl don't push this shit on me.<br><br><br>I'm a lover not a fighter.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Deal. <br>pls draw</br></br> <br> porn of a trap that been asked for a million times <br>What part of that is porn?</br></br> <br>666Kb suspicious.....</br> <br> he thinks that porn requests are cancer <br> he ignores a request even if he himself considers it "cute" and "okay" <br><br>Get. The. Fuck. Out.</br></br></br></br> <br> Kahl don't push this shit on me. <br>That's not kahl lol</br></br> <br><br>cubs?*</br></br> <br>NO KAHL WANT CUB PORN</br> <br>You're going to be asked over and over again, indefinitely.<br><br>You might as well start drawing you being groped, kissed, screwed lovingly, etc by males right now. Why not?</br></br></br> <br>You not Kahl</br> <br> >he thinks that porn requests are cancer <br> he thinks they aren't </br></br> <br>Yes it is.</br> <br>Quads speak the truth.</br> <br>Yeaj, apperently its attack a Kahl week, give them a few days theyll move on to a new drawfag.</br> <br>Jeez man stop fucking with Kahl and get a life. YOU ARE THE SPAMMER.</br> <br>Fuck off.</br> <br>Lovely, thanks Kahl.</br> <br>KAHL DEMAND CUB PORN<br>Give Kahl request or Kahl call friends to spam thread</br></br> Thread has both 6666 and 7777 in it dubs thread <br>KAHL AM NO SPAMMER YOU ARE SPAMMER</br> <br>Errr... I suppose.<br><br>You dare question my loyalty?</br></br></br> get <br>Kahl just want cub porn<br>Kahl like cub porn</br></br> <br>Im also noticing quiye a few dubs tpo</br> <br>Stop being a spamming asshole retard that has nothing to contribute and fuck off. You're equally as bad as the tubavore fag.</br> <br>Kahl request cub porn</br> <br>Holy buzzwords man. Stop.</br> <br>Kahl no work until you give Kahl cub porn</br> <br>uhh, so uhh, now that I'm enlisting... when are you going to do it exactly?</br> Stop spamming anon The level of shithead spamming in this thread is at the point that I want to call it all off and start posting 'Two Babies One Fox'. You people really are being THAT bad. <br>okay, do you have those packets that have the cheese and cracker sticks?<br><br>lots of kahl today..</br></br></br> <br>Oh no, you're going to keep asking? W-what shall I d- No. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to say no. If I feel like it, I will draw it. So please, keep asking. I will deem a day necessary to draw lewds of an incredibly simplistic cartoon. But that day isn't quite in sight yet.</br> <br><br><br><br><br>How asspained do you have to be, no-life cunt.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>You are not Kahl.<br>have this cub instead<br><br><br>Kahl, stop your evil clone from requesting cub porn.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Kahl want see comic<br>KAHL DEMAND YOU POST COMIC</br></br> Kahl request baby cub getting RAPED AND KILL. <br>requesting cub porn</br> NZ Thread <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 </br> Why are IDs even gone? I VOTE WE USE THIS ONE <br>Fucking two threads, christ.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br>already got a thread</br></br></br> Why is that Japanese chick at work so qt <br>5-3 we win. Old flag is better.</br> Fucking thread wars again.<br>can we just stop this autism.</br> <br>Does she hve a benis :^^^)</br> <br>you make thread 1min after mine. alright then cunt</br> <br>if that becomes our new flag im fucking leaving</br> <br>Shit happens, you start a thread and in the time to find your flag pic someone posts another. What're you gonna do?</br> Hello friends <3<br><br><br>Only using this one coz he used the right flag xx</br></br></br> <br>Your thread is shit, newfag</br> <br>the fuck did you even just say.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 <br><span class="deadlink">>>630492301 </br></br></br> <br>No one post in that thread, it'll die soon</br> <br>I assume not?</br> <br>holy christ you're a fgt fuck off</br> <br>If any flag becomes our new flag Im leaving.</br> <br>fuck off, your thread a shit.</br> How old were you when you realised you liked boys? <br>czech</br> Job interview tomorrow. Any tips? anyone here go to victoria uni <br>What kinda job is the interview for?</br> <br>take a tab first</br> <br>pull out your dick and show how big balls you are to impress.</br> <br>Make sure you piss on the carpet. YOu need to assert your dominance. Let the interviewer know you are the alpha male.</br> <br>wanna hiding cunt</br> <br>Trainee at a corporation.</br> <br>she looks about 15</br> <br>what does the corporation do?</br> <br><br>Makes sense, but what you I do if the interviewer doesn't submit and show his belly?</br></br> Dunedin here. Just ran out of pot but it's allgood. Having tacos for dinner. How about you? <br>that shit was gay as fuck slowed down.<br>fucking fgt.</br></br> <br>Scratch him up a bit. Bite at his neck. Gotta push him around a bit let him know you aint no bottom bitch.</br> <br>Mac and cheese. Had curry last night and blew out my arsehole this morning.</br> <br>not as gay as you cunt now come fuck my ass</br> <br>hand to hand combat must be initiated.<br>you must flip the interviewer over and expose ones flesh to the warm.</br></br> <br>underrated tip, if they're lacking in size make sure to hook up a bike pump and inflate them a bit</br> <br>LOL That sucks. I'm using some death chilli sauce in this mix so it's going to be spicy as fuck. I'll be in the toilet screaming in 24.</br> Keep pretending like you're a real country, if you wish hard enough it might happen.<br><br>Sincerely, Australia.</br></br> <br>keep hatin we still made the pavlova</br> <br>Thanks, if it doesn't, ill just fly over and live with you guys <3</br> <br> thinking a cake that's over 90% air is anything to be proud of <br><br>You just make it because your poor little country can't afford real cakes.</br></br></br> <br>did you make australia?<br>why are you being this mad?<br>why would you shit on another country when you aren't even in charge of your own?</br></br></br> <br>And yet we can still afford decent internet.</br> <br> why would you shit on another country when you aren't even in charge of your own? <br> implying </br></br> 10 posters.<br>not many people.</br> <br>The homo that made the other thread ruined it</br> <br>that homo made his thread first.<br>just saiyan.</br></br> <br>The homo that made it wrong and if he had been here longer than 1 week would know if you make it wrong you get eaten alive.</br> <br>with the wrong flag tho</br> <br>how did he make it wrong?<br><br><br>there isn't a right flag to use<br><br> 3rdwavenefags </br></br></br></br></br></br> Onslow College? <br>why are secondwave nzfags so anal about the thread structure?</br> <br>Use this, or some cheeky variation of it, or don't make an NZ Thread at all</br> <br>bruh</br> <br>why make me hate you pointlessly..</br> <br>What's up /b/ros? YLYL thread I was posting in hit image bump so I'll dump in here.<br><br>Sunday night haps? Tramadol and vape in Akl here. Fuck food captchas.</br></br></br> <br>2/?</br> <br>3/?</br> <br>I can't make you do anything.<br>being mad is all up to you.</br></br> <br>4/?</br> <br>5/?</br> <br>5/?<br><br>Fuck I'm smashed excuse the double post m9s.</br></br></br> <br>6/?</br> <br>6/?</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br>fuck off, this isn't a YLYL THREAD.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>7/? Any lurkers?</br> <br>Post moar then faggot.</br> <br>you killed it bro.<br>you fucking killed it.<br>congratulations.<br>you are now a murderer.</br></br></br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>weow</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>this.<br><br>please keep material NZ related or avatarfag related</br></br></br> this is now a boy pussy thread <br>off by one.<br>kill yourself faggot.</br></br> <br>Goddammit Josh</br> <br>This is now a stoner thread. I'm not a stoner though. So no image.</br> <br><br><br>Fucking checked dub trips and trip dubs.</br></br></br> Me again, being a faggot.<br>Last time I'll be in one of these threads as anything but anon. If anyone gives a fuck, blame the creeper who tried to follow me to redwood aquatics. And if you're reading this, fish-creeper-man, you need to get your priorities straight.<br><br>Also I'm craving a milo. Haven't had one in 6 years.</br></br></br> <br>;)<br><br>thread rekt anyway</br></br></br> Excuse me pals, but where can I purchase some marijuana in the general area of Auckland CBD? <br>Do sploofs work? I filled a PVC tube with activated carbon (aquarium filter media) that I wet. Tissues in both end been exhaling vapour through it.<br><br>I need to leave the room and come back after to see if it smells but I'm toking on the dlow so can't.</br></br></br> <br>I said this the other day.<br>someone is going to doxx you and do some weird shit.<br>rip in peace to your posting days.<br>try to get a picture of the faggot who is creeping so we can fuck with him.</br></br></br></br> <br>Milo sucks now, they changed the recipe.</br> <br>theirs a house halfway down Dominion road</br> <br>your exhaling vapor through it?<br>vapor?<br> vapor <br><br>fucking fgt. fuck off underage cunt.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>holyfuck, someone from the thread? redwood aquatics is my fav place tho.<br><br>Might be the same person who was posting your pics outside the thread a couple days ago. Thead hit limit iirc ;_;<br><br>sorry anon, youre pretty cool</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah I knew someone would doxx me but I never expected a stalker to be honest lol. And nah, I wouldn't ask that of /b/. But I doubt he'll keep it up.<br><br><br>Nah that thread was me, it's alright. Lol. But there was apparently a thread this morning about me - guy said he waited all day at redwood aquatics and I never showed up. Creepy shit</br></br></br></br> <br>this is what happens when you post your face and location.<br>nigga peas.</br></br> <br>Probably not underage to be honest. <br>your exhaling vapor through it.<br>your?<br> your <br>Fucking faggot. Learn how to spell you; underage cunt.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I can spell fine. my grammar is lacking.<br>fucking fgt.</br></br> <br>You have the same ass as my ex</br> <br>Then why the fuck do you spell "You're" as "Your"? What the fuck is up with that? That's not grammar, it's spelling.</br> <br>Does she need it back or something?</br> <br> I never expected a stalker <br><br>do you know where you're posting?</br></br></br> <br> she </br> <br>Thats grammar.</br> <br>Not sure if compliment. But an ass is an ass, some are bound to look alike.<br><br><br>Okay yes, that was a dumb thing to say. Like, I knew it was a risk but just never actually expected it.</br></br></br></br> <br>confirmed underage and uneducated.</br> <br>21 still living at home cause uni is cripplingly expensive. I get paranoid and jumpy when I'm on tramadol and weed, Mum doesn't like it but tries to say nothing or slyly mention it's illegal after she catches me.</br> <br>That's grammar. *</br> <br>You haven't confirmed anything. This shit isn't actually hard.</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br>christ</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>A halfway house?</br> <br>You should set him up, would be a great kek</br> <br> she <br>kek<br><br><br>get your mother to hit up a sesh with you.<br>"it's legal in murrica my mother, soon it will be legal here."</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=PfdvAVkg1X0<wbr></wbr> [ ]</br> <br>Thats a poor argument.<br><br> No sir its legal to fuck this 14 year old in Tonga it will soon be legal here. </br></br></br> <br>Bet'cha he's watching this thread, stroking his hairy little diddle while munching on twisties and looking at my pics.</br> <br>just tell her shes a faggot and she needs to 420 blaze it</br> <br>You think it was "niggers" from tinychat? Seems the type.</br> <br>this<br><br><br><br>you clearly don't know niggers.<br>he's into children.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You never know, he might be qt and just wanted a friend :p</br> <br>I haven't been in tinychat in at least a week, so I wouldn't have a clue. What makes you suspect him?<br><br><br>Or he was gonna take pics of me walking around the store, report back here and be like "HA GET THIS GUYS, SHE'S NOT HOT IRL" kek</br></br></br></br> <br>Nothing really, just seems like a fat greasy weirdo is all.</br> <br>A fair call. But if he's terribly fat I couldn't see him leaving his computer chair, driving to a fish store and waiting there all day.</br> <br>I went in the manletchat last night and he was there by himself, streaming.<br><br>I just left</br></br></br> <br> "HA GET THIS GUYS, SHE'S NOT HOT IRL <br>wew lad<br><br>he is going to rape you. fucking greasy ass fat heads man. dox him back so we can laugh at him.</br></br></br></br> <br>i'm not sure if this is a meme or something.<br>why would somebody stream by themselves?</br></br> <br>Lol that's just sad</br> <br>That would work if I knew anything about him, but I don't.<br>He even knows what area I live in, m8.<br>Note to creeper: These things are not okay to do if you want a girl to notice you positively.</br></br></br> <br>The boy ain't right.</br> <br>Here's what you do. <br>Get a knife?<br>Profit?</br></br></br> <br><br><br><br>You are all clearly the newest newfags, it's not fucking niggers of all people, jesus christ</br></br></br></br> <br>don't encourage him.<br><br><br><br>i know it isn't niggers.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Or I could just gain another 300 lbs, that ought to keep me safe.</br> <br>how did this dude know you were going to go to some fish place?</br> <br>kek, no</br> <br>Nate likes obese girls, this wont save you.<br><br>I see no other way then transitioning to a male</br></br></br> <br>niggers trying to evade accusations.<br>i c rit thru yu</br></br> <br> You are all clearly the newest newfags, it's not fucking niggers of all people, jesus christ <br>I never implied niggers is ITT. But it was him in the chat<br><br><br>No idea dude<br><br><br>Yeah i felt bad for leaving</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Then joshie will get her.</br> <br>I just mentioned I was gonna inquire at redwood about a silver arowana fish, wanted to know if any anons could provide any info so I didn't have to make the trip. I didn't end up going as I didn't have time after horse riding, but that was seriously dodgy man<br><br><br>Can I borrow your penis?<br><br>I'm actually wondering if it's the same dude that posts my face in every thread he spots me in.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>this is joshie you nigga</br> <br> Can I borrow your penis? <br>I'll do a timeshare trade for your bf :></br></br> Want to come to NZ from italy in a few months.. Any advise? I want to take working holidays Visa, is it easy to find a Job? <br>there is proof that this gentlemang was waiting for your at the fish store?</br> <br>I don't think he'd be down for that.<br>Do you have any chloroform, rope or duct tape?<br><br>Nipples are odd.</br></br></br></br> <br>no jobs.<br>stay in italy.</br></br> <br>He posted a thread about it this morning, saying I didn't show up, he waited all day (til the shop closed, I think). Which is true, I didn't. It could be a ruse, but jesus christ. To be honest I believe it, there's some creepy buggers out there.</br> tfw kicking morphine going on subs tomorrow<br><br>actuallly the plan is to start shooting smack and sell the subs<br><br>anyone in chch know if there's a market for suboxone?</br></br></br></br> love you Sunday to Monday <br>makes sense.<br>only thing left to do is rape him first before he rapes you.</br></br> <br> shooting smack <br><br>wtf is the point in kicking morphine then, considering an hero way out?</br></br></br> <br>So 1 day</br> <br>i would like to have sexual relations with this one.<br>not sure if boobs or just nipple though.</br></br> <br>Lol I'm sure he'd enjoy that though. With any luck once I disappear from these threads he'll stop even thinking about me. I'm basically leaving /b/ as a camwhore altogether. <br>RIP fun times, will miss you.<br><br>Apart from my bullshit, how's your night?</br></br></br></br> <br>this dude ain't gonna forget, he has nothing better to do than wait at a fish store all day.</br> YOU FUCKING DIE IT WAS ME kpop <br>FUCK YOU DIE!</br> Anyone got roaccutane to sell? Doctor won't prescribe due to side effects <br>my tolerance is too high and I ran out of money/things/willingness to do bad things. smack is just cheaper and better</br> <br> roaccutane <br><br>underageb&</br></br></br> <br>not sure if legit<br><br><br>where are the boobies though?</br></br></br></br> <br>VAMOS A JUGAR POR LA PLAYA<br>VAMOS A JUGAR POR LA PLAYA<br>VAMOS A JUGAR POR LA PLAYA<br>VAMOS A JUGAR POR LA PLAYA<br>VAMOS A JUGAR POR LA PLAYA</br></br></br></br></br> <br>No jobs in italy too, some friends of mine found Lasts years something at farms etc, where is the best place where to look for?</br> <br>Think of the long term game man, shit will just fuck your life up to the highest degree, then you'll be in pain, addicted as fuck and nothing to show for it</br> <br>legit what?</br> <br>Good point. Quite worrying, mang.</br> whats up bitches<br><br>any law bros here?<br><br>im answering questions for my law tut and its asking for the 'legal name of the NZ government'? <br><br>is this a trick question... its just called NZ government, right?<br><br>help me out, homies</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> What wave of /nzg/ are we in now, pals? <br><br>KO WAI TE MEA KOTOU WAIFU<br>KO WAI TE MEA KOTOU WAIFU<br>KO WAI TE MEA KOTOU WAIFU<br>KO WAI TE MEA KOTOU WAIFU<br>KO WAI TE MEA KOTOU WAIFU</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>3RD I BELIEVE.</br> <br>commerce here pal<br><br>Can't help.<br><br>I did comlaw last year because it was a core, but y'know - in one way out the other</br></br></br></br></br> <br>when you go get your fish ask them if anybody strange has been hanging around the store</br> <br>Thankfully I won't be going for quite some time. I ended up just getting a bourneo suckerfish from animates. <br>Next one is a (minimum 250L) tank + oscar fish, so it'll be a while away. I'm sure he won't be hanging there by then lol</br></br> <br>ITS PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMED.<br>HE KNEW SHE DIDN'T GO.<br>ALSO, HE COULD HAVE WAITED IN A CAR (LETS FACE IT, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A VAN)</br></br></br> <br>Is your initials E.B?</br> <br>is there a legal name for the government that i dont knw about? like something maori?</br> <br> not sure if sarcasm </br> <br>Is it simply "The Crown"?</br> <br>no, u got the E part right tho</br> tfw another sleep deprived week of uni <br>Waitangi Marae?<br><br>Sorry mate, I'm really clueless with this stuff eh</br></br></br> <br>WHY WOULD IT BE SARCASM?<br>DO YOU REALLY THINK THE PERSON IN THE STORE WOULD BE LIKE, DUDE YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY. CAN i HELP YOU AT ALL?<br>OH NAH I'M JUST WAITING FOR A GIRL TO SHOW UP THAT I'M STALKING. I'M JUST GONNA WANDER AROUND HERE TILL THEN.</br></br></br> <br>ya, i thought so too but i thought that was the SYSTEM of government<br><br>its asking for the "legal" name of the government, so i was expecting some maori word or like some archaic british term<br><br>im definitely gonna wite that down though</br></br></br></br></br> <br> tfw another week of being a morning person <br><br>don't mind at all tbh</br></br></br> <br>I think we go by semesters so it would be the start of the fourth wave.</br> <br>ahahha ayy<br><br>nah its fine :P</br></br></br> <br>The carpark for the store is out of view of the store itself. There's a bit'a space to just walk around and I've seen people just chilling in their cars nonchalantly. Plus I stood in their store for over 2 hours not buying anything once and they didn't notice. Lol</br> <br>Well I thought by legal they meant the name it goes by in court, is that all "legal name" means? I could call myself "Baron von sodomy the Third" but if I got sued I'd still have to put my actual name on the case.</br> <br>Are you sure you're not just making everything up for attention?</br> <br>Her Majesty's Government in New Zealand<br><br>Respect her Majesty.</br></br></br> <br>I don't want attention for it, if anything I was wondering if anyone would know something about it.<br>But yes it does sound fake that I would stand in a store for 2 hours for one thing... I just love fish like you wouldn't believe. I watch their marine tanks for ages.</br></br> Pain is having an IRL jap waifu Last Rekt 404'ed Bump Bump Bump What do you faggots think of this show? <br>tagline says it all. Not even liberals can pretend he's funny. Will last about a year.</br> Terrible Shit compared to what it replaced. No wonder Jon is jumping ship, they all know Colbert was the one getting them views. Meh. <br><br>Colbert was the bomb. Willmore is bombing.<br><br>/liberal</br></br></br></br> <br><br>First 10 seconds of every episode generally turn me off to the whole thing after.</br></br> <br>I think Wilmore himself is funny. I think his show, and the stupid, half-witted panels that come with it, is neither funny nor intelligent.</br> I never cared that cc was subtlety pushing leftist propaganda but this motherhood doesn't even sugar coat it. He's not funny either. <br>Funny sometimes, majority of the time makes white people cringe because he's smart as fuck and makes their race look retarded. Power to the hood</br> Liberal. Nigger. Why would you watch it? If only John Oliver would host. Hermit would be funny, witty, and entertaining. As a left leaning guy even I hate him. It's not funny. <br>Awful. Worst show I've ever seen. <br><br>He has no authority over anything he talks about besides "being black"<br><br>He isn't funny. <br><br>He doesn't know what he is talking about. All he does is take the most liberal side possible on any issue with no reasoning behind why.<br><br>He is just a pawn of Viacom. <br>He is a shill for a corporation to appeal to a minority group.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Then it *<br><br>Not hermit,</br></br></br> Television needs Craig Ferguson back. <br><br>I lold at you.Daily Show was/is usually nr 1 among adults 18-49<br><br>Also Wilmore sucks his monologue might be enjoyable time to time but we get it you are black</br></br></br></br> <br>Watched some of him yesterday and he was talking about the cop with the taser. He said 2 retarded things and the audience applauded like the mouthbreathers they are. I tried watching when it first aired in January and knew after 2 episodes that I was never going to be a regular.<br><br>The problem is I don't think it'll be canceled anytime soon because although CC has put out some heavily liberal and black focused programming before, this is much more charged, and they'd get major backlash from the SJWs that make up most of CC's viewership</br></br></br> We get it Larry Wilmore, you're black. I actually called this guy a nigger out loud. <br>nigger isnt funny shitty tv show i hope someone starts a shooting in the studio</br> Stupidest liberal alive, another reason why i hate them <br> The problem is I don't think it'll be canceled anytime soon because although CC has put out some heavily liberal and black focused programming before, this is much more charged, and they'd get major backlash from the SJWs that make up most of CC's viewership <br><br>A part of me says "You are absolutely right" and another part says "Nah that's wrong". <br><br>If a show isn't making money, AND they have a show to replace it, they WILL get rid of Larry Cuckmore and the Nightly Cuck. <br><br>But IDK how many SJWs and Black people are watching his show...A part of me says his dialouge isn't smart enough for the young people it's targeting but then again I'm just not sure. And I don't think older people are watching it...<br><br>I think once CC has a show to replace Larry Wilmore, they will. But CC just doesn't have much programming. They have some good shows but nothing they can spam reruns of.<br><br>Idk why CC doesn't have it's own animated show</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Because every animated show they've ever done has been absolute dogshit</br> movies/tvshow dont make me laugh or boreddom anymore <br>I agree. <br><br>I don't mind liberals if they can explain why they have that opinion, but Larry Blackmore just takes the most liberal side on any issue because it feels like someone tells him to have that opinion. <br>No good opinions. No insights. <br>AND the mother fucker isn't even funny!<br><br>He literally offers nothing to the show...and he's the host!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>You know John Oliver already has a show right?</br></br> <br>bretty gud<br><br>watch it all the time<br><br>everyone forgets how fucking terrible Stewart and Colbert were during their first years, Wilmore is still finding his niche, as they did.</br></br></br></br></br> stupid. watched 1st 2 now turn channel if i see him <br> i don't mind liberals <br>liar<br><br>this thread is full of shills, go back to /pol/</br></br></br></br> <br>"I'm black and everything is racist against blacks" <br><br>Oh he found his niche alright. I wanted to like him but he turns things that are completely non racial into racial issues. He or his writers search for anything that could be possibly construed as racist</br></br></br> <br>I did not...</br> <br>if it is making money it stays<br>if it's not viacom or cc DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SJWS. Money talks bitch</br></br> <br>it's the easy, obvious path<br><br>there's more to the show than that, but plenty of people will get so hung up on race they're completely blind to everything else that happens<br><br>like I said, give him time and he'll stop relying on the obvious controversies. In the meantime, try not to bite his bait.</br></br></br></br></br> Between him and Shumer <br><br>I'm not sure what's worse also fuck CC for cancelling brickleberry</br></br> <br>Last Week Tonight on HBO<br><br>It's good. Like really good. I thought he was shit when he was in for Stewart but I think that was because he was trying to be like Stewart and also that summer had a lot of shit happen. The whole Trayvon thing and other shit.<br><br>Once he got his own show, I think he got more comfortable and felt he could be himself more. He's goofy as fuck, but it's funny. He also has opinions and explains WHY he has them. I appreciate that even if I don't agree with half of them.</br></br></br></br></br> Every episode ever<br> Helloooooo everybody!!!! <br> Sounding like some snuffed up steve urkel motherfucker <br> Some bad joke about white people <br> Followed by some Black Lives Matter bullshit <br> Has to say "I mean huh!? Huh!!!?! HUHH COME ON!?!!" so his audience knows he made a funny joke <br> Queue mandatory clapping <br> Audience full of blacks and hispanics fresh out of college surpass expected clapping rates and begin chanting LARRY LARRY LARRY <br> talks to an all black panel, practically shitting on white people <br> But they're black so you can't say anything <br> Episode ends <br> Inside Amy Schumer starts <br> You hang yourself </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Too much racial content. This guy is a racist who is a major part of the problem.</br> <br>I clicked on this post because I distinctly remember this guy's face and how strongly I disliked his routine. Seems like everything has to be about race with him. He's smug about it too, like he has some encompassing knowledge about racism that allow him to make such clever subtext. Gross</br> <br>show sucks, not much else to say</br> <br> Doesn't like Shumer's show <br> Thinks Brickleberry was good <br><br>Brickleberry was one of the worst things on TV. It was raunchy for the sake of being raunchy. It spewed a revolting "joke" about twice an episode that only a 7th grade boy would find either funny or clever. <br><br>I think Tosh is kind of funny but that show was literally the worst thing on TV.<br><br>Shumer's show is ok-ish. It has it's moments.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> addressing racism is a problem and racist <br>are you one of those people who thinks racism ended when Obama was elected?<br><br>It's not Larry's fault that cops are violently targeting black guys and all the racists in America have been losing their shit since Obama was elected.</br></br></br></br> <br>Nigger loving liberal bullshit</br> <br>That's a graph of the number of domestic hate groups recognized by the FBI, btw</br> <br><br>I don't like his overly black content either but come to think about it 3-4 riots you had and all the footage of unarmed black ppl getting killed or ending up dead in custody ( which seems to happen constantly ) is not realy helping</br></br> <br>Inside Amy Schumer isn't that bad...<br>I hang myself as soon as the panel comes out...<br><br>I have yet to hear Larry Wilmore make an actual joke on his "comedy" show</br></br></br></br> <br>And gangs target white people which is why cops shoot niggers.</br> <br>Not every episode he makes needs to be about black persecution. It's fine if he only addressed it when it was major news, like that pool party, but his show feels like he needs to talk about it every single night. I'd have the same problem if Jon Steward needed to do every episode about the Jews.</br> <br>the real issue is how often this shit is ignored by the rest of the media<br><br>it happens every goddamn day, but they'll pick up a single story for weeks and act like it's something rare.</br></br></br> <br> being this stupid <br>gangs target other gangs<br><br>so if you're talking about redneck trash motorcycle gangs killing other redneck trash, then YES, that's accurate. Black gangs target black people, you fucking imbecile.</br></br></br></br> <br>So blacks are the problem. We agree.</br> <br> when it was major news <br> as defined by FOX, MSNBC, CNN, etc <br><br>it's a big fucking deal, regardless of who is aware of it.<br><br>It's not the only thing he talks about, but you and plenty of Americans clearly have a problem with hearing it, so he's entirely justified in saying it as often as he likes.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> this amounts to wit for a racist <br>you're boring</br></br> <br>https://m.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=HZBt3<wbr>363w-I</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>I'm not American, actually. I just hate his racist agenda.<br><br>Yes, it is the only thing he talks about.</br></br></br> <br>I didn't actually say you were American, just that you have something in common with them<br><br> only thing <br>are you just being hyperbolic or are you really that misinformed?</br></br></br></br> JIMMY FALLON > ALL<br><br><br>STFU NOW</br></br></br> <br>woah there long john silver, too much b8</br> <br> babby's first troll </br> <br>I'm as misinformed as everyone else in the thread, I guess. I hope he gets cancelled or learns to do something more than play his race car every night.</br> I tried to get into it but it was just bad<br>the monologue is okay sometimes but his smug attitude about every controversial stance he takes gets irritating, his panels are almost always just a bunch of sycophants with maybe one other person with an opposing view that gets drowned out by all the half-wit writers making shitty jokes, the panel only gets to talk for like 15 minutes, half of that time is spent trying to be funny and the other half is circle jerking, almost all his topics are on race where he continually has to remind people he's black or else his skin color will begin to fade white or something, I don't see this show getting good but you never know</br> <br><br>B...But i'm serious..</br></br> I think it's sort of funny sometimes. It's hit or miss. It is refreshing to see a black man hosting such a successful show, however. It's about fucking time. <br> play his race car every night <br>THAT would be worth watching at least<br><br>If racism is an ongoing issue, why don't you want to talk about it? Why don't you want ANYONE talking about it?</br></br></br></br> <br>Wilmore feels like a host in search of a point of view. His round table discussions suffer bc of this. His weak guests don't help either.<br><br>His Soul Daddy bit was pretty funny though.</br></br></br> <br>Fallon is a cuck, you have to realize this<br><br>His entire career is based on brown-nosing actual celebrities</br></br></br> <br>its not so much racism, but making every issue about race</br> I really miss Colbert and Jon Stewart is also gonna quit soon.<br><br>Fuck this gay earth.</br></br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=rVP<wbr>lMM_aSn4</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>maybe but... is show is the only show I can watch on TV from my country ..<br>It allows me to feel American, so... I love Jimmy Fallon..</br></br> <br>There's a whole lot of issues about race, Larry didn't invent them out of nothing<br><br>If they don't get discussed in most media, why shouldn't he shine a spotlight on it?<br><br>You're just upset that racism is actually an issue that people talk about instead of being quietly accepted and ignored like the past 50 years.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I don't mind talking about it. I only think there are other things to talk about. I'm trying to replace Colbert here. Wilmore isn't doing it for me. His routine is forced and stale. It's a shame nothing else is on at 11:30 or I'd change the channel.</br> <br> replace Colbert <br>there's your problem, he's clearly not Colbert<br><br>If race issues make you so uncomfortable you can't even watch a show about them, then just switch the fucking channel, but don't be surprised when such a controversial issue gets air time on television.</br></br></br></br> <br>I wondered how far we'd make it into this thread before someone used the N word.<br><br>9 posts in is MUCH further than I thought we'd get. My expectations have been shattered.</br></br></br> <br>The point being, it has nothing to do with goddam race, sure we can take the topic of quantum physics, the moment you involve race in it, should it be given media coverage because it's now an issue?</br> <br>Correspondents are often not funny, he himself is just OK. I'll watch it if there's nothing else on, I guess.</br> <br>lrn 2 VPN</br> <br>He has proven to me that sound waves can, in fact, destroy boners.</br> <br>Ok. Am I still allowed to mention I don't like shows in threads that ask about them, or are positive reviews all the SJW allow now.</br> <br> because Larry Wilmore is the only media coverage and has to be extremely judicial with what he gives air time to <br><br>Why don't you bitch about the 24 hour news cycle instead of a fucking comedy review?<br><br>Race isn't the only thing he talks about, but he's entirely justified in talking about it every fucking second of his show if that's what he wants.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>All liberals do:<br><br> Yep, have an opinion. We are all for it. <br> states opinion on destroying planned parenthood <br> TRIGGERED. MUH FREEDOMS ARE BEING VIOLATED. I'M GONNA TELL OBAMA ON YOU. HE WILL KICK YOU OUT YOU FILTHY TERRORIST. YOUR OPINIONS DONT MATTER IF YOU ARENT LIBERAL. <br><br>Its so FUCKING STUPID</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hmm. I expected more nigger insults from 4chan.</br> <br> Am I still allowed to bitch pointlessly <br>clearly, you whiny little shit<br><br>just like I'm allowed to mock you for your retarded-ass reasoning<br><br> I hate this guy cause he's not that other guy <br>the capability of enjoying things on their own merits is an important life skill that you should learn.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Thanks. Sorry if my desire for entertainment doesn't mesh with your nightly hate speeches.</br> <br>How old are you that this hasn't already been proven in your mind?<br><br>Have you really never tried masturbating to the evening news before?</br></br></br> <br>I've masturbated with it in the background.</br> <br> desire for entertainment <br>if you can't be entertained by reality, stick to your faggoty cartoons then<br><br> hate speeches <br>lol, u mad?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>i think he's occasionally funny so i tried the show and it's totally unwatchable...sad</br> <br> beating mad on the internet <br>try harder</br></br> <br>I dunno, you seem kinda upset</br> <br>Holy fuck</br> <br> lol, u mad? <br><br>I'm not that guy but this isn't 2009, any further argument is now invalid so please do us all a favor and kill yourself.</br></br></br> <br> get hip with it, oldfag! <br>lolno</br></br> <br>Would that make you feel better?</br> <br>I always liked Larry Wilmore's bits on the daily show. I've never seen his show though. <br><br>I mean, like all the comedy central fake news shows, it's a bit too far left for my political spectrum... but that doesn't mean I can't watch it and enjoy the humor and occasionally hear about a news story I otherwise would have missed.<br><br>Fake news is the only news worth watching, even if it is a bit too "left" for my take it's still FAR more honest than the mainstream media, which you can't trust at all to give you an honest take.<br><br>Colbert is good. Jon Stewart is good, but admittedly, he's seemed *tired* these last few years (I think the depressing news eventually begins to wear him down). I really enjoy all the panelists on both shows. I'd imagine Larry Wilmore would have to be from the same cloth....</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I don't think about that show.</br> <br>no, but hitting this bowl and jerking it to the porn running in the background does<br><br><br>mmmmmm</br></br></br></br> <br>Maybe you need to be stoned to enjoy his shit. That could explain it.</br> <br>Nothing on TV (or 4chan) is enjoyable without weed, you pleb.</br> snivelly hipster nigger faggot with annoying voice whingeing about nigger complaints. <br><br> nigger-heavy lefty panels agreeing about how evil the white man is <br><br> unfunny shit-tier replacement for colbert <br><br> 0/10 will not watch. </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's called dependency.</br> <br>no it's not, actually<br><br>it's called "life is a boring and hollow place when you're an adult"</br></br></br> <br>Sure. We should all mass suicide after 21.</br> <br>yep<br><br>If you had it all, you'd realize how right you were</br></br></br> <br>So what are you waiting for?</br> <br>spite<br><br>I have to outlive my wife at least</br></br></br> <br>I bet.</br> <br>Yes! I hate that no one seems to remember how great his show was. He was an underrated interviewer as well.</br> <br>this. exactly. this. i am so glad john left and got his own show on HBO.. larry is all about racial issues which further distorts the line between blacks and whites.. his show is literally for the empowerment of black people<br><br>john oliver and his team read through hundreds of pages of documents they obtain about issues and give a good, but humerous, analysis of them. last week tonight shits on this high pitched faggots show... its not even close.</br></br></br> <br>I don't sound like I've been married for 7 years to you?</br> <br> <br>NO.. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO</br></br> <br>If you are going to troll and be racist, at least put some more effort in it like everyone else.</br> <br>how was his emphatic rejection "trolling" or "racist"? <br><br>maybe he really does hate larry the basic cable guy as much as i do<br><br>maybe he really thinks larry is a shit tier unfunny fail ass comic with one stale joke which is suspiciously similar to yours : "That's Racist!!" <br><br>fuck off larry none of us like you, nobody likes you, youll be unemployed after this season, and maybe even sooner of your contract isnt terribly strong.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>While i agree larry is smart he makes literally no one look retarded. He's not hood and you are clearly an idiot</br> <br>so true Oliver was boss... prefer him over boring unfunny J Stew</br> pic related Can some Sanders shiller explain to me why inequality is such a bad thing in and of itself. If you think lots of rich people got that way because of illegitimate benefits from the government then your real complaint is against cronyism not inequality itself. <br>here we go this should be helpful<br>https://books.google.com/books?id=3<wbr>l_Et2sJm8IC&pg=PA26&lpg=PA26&dq=num<wbr>ber+of+people+in+top+quintile&sourc<wbr>e=bl&ots=F2ba6M5wUY&sig=2aVsaVsy2Wl<wbr>FgS9H6pyYZOpKITA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CE<wbr>UQ6AEwBmoVChMI0PKY5b34xgIVyTc-Ch0kw<wbr>gXX#v=onepage&q=number%20of%20peopl<wbr>e%20in%20top%20quintile&f=false</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br> <br><br> poor people's families tend to be broken up among separate households <br><br>Could you explain how this relaxes to the upper vs lower quintiles?<br><br>What about health care? 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I posted the link I copied to paste in the adress bar/. Put the right one here </br> It's a scam you fags. Rito will never give free stuff if you have friends. They want you not to have friends. Anyway look at MF's skin that you can get there. The skin is called "Captain Fortune", but they spelt it "Captain Forune" http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmO7q http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kmONq<br><br>Has anyone actually gotten anything?</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7k4NE Literally just going through clicking on everyone... hope this helps. http://bilgewaterchests.com/q5Adnq http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6dpQE :3 <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7kkVE</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2AeMe2 Mine still reads 1. did anyone else's update?<br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1Pgz2</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/r674pq<br><br>use mine and ill use yours anons this looks ez if it really gives something</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rXjR6E <br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1Pgz2<wbr></wbr> <br>i have 2 crew members?</br></br> So, do you literally just open the link? And that's it? Does this works??<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/r67Z5q</br> <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rXPZyr</br> <br>THIS IS A SCAM<br><br>LURK MORE FAGGOTS</br></br></br> i'm givin' a lotta crew, come join mine! http://bilgewaterchests.com/2z9y8E im opening links... i dunno if its a scam or not anyway i have some free minutes and this is no cost no ads..ill try <br> you literally just open the link? <br>no, you liturgically open the link</br></br> Got 3 crew so far. Can everyone just click mine so I can get 10? I'll verify whether or not it works. Also, clicking everyone else's.<br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kmONq</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0jjE <br>Now I have 2. Maybe it takes a while to update or most of you guys arn't clicking other people's links</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE<br>clicking all links</br> <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1OOQE><wbr>>630498258<br><br><br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0mjE <br>Same person as here.<br><br>What the fuck, my link changed.<br><br>Try:<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdm48q</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Its a sham, change your passwords</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rYoDQE http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1PAd2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/EPNg9r <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/EbmWdq</br> <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2DnvMq</br> i think it might be a scam<br><br>http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.co<wbr>m/en/c/miscellaneous/g1EHAB6R-new-s<wbr>cam-alert-a-scam-about-bilgewater-c<wbr>hests-is-starting-do-not-click-it?s<wbr>how=new</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq<br><br>ples</br></br> ITT: newfags getting shammed my link is good<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/q35KP2</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE<br><br>going through everyones, lets see if this works</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rne852 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2NNQw2<br><br>pls help friends</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7koQE Les do dis<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7kyQE</br> <br>your link changed cause it's a scam</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq http://bilgewaterchests.com/2DDG62 http://bilgewaterchests.com/qJNPyq http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.co<wbr>m/en/c/miscellaneous/g1EHAB6R-new-s<wbr>cam-alert-a-scam-about-bilgewater-c<wbr>hests-is-starting-do-not-click-it?s<wbr>how=new</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr> ITT<br><br>GO INTO OTHER PEOPLES BUT NO ONE GOES IN MINE</br></br> I don't understand how they would profit from this...<br>You're probably getting a RAT or some other shit. Oh well...<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/20VZRq</br></br> anyone got 10 yet?<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2peOGr<br><br>I'll go through them all just to be a nice guy.</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNBg2 <span class="deadlink">>>630501322 <br>I'm actually going through all your links. Here's hoping you do the same.</br> <br>Same, here's your click from me, mate.</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/q35KP2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/EKN7yq <br><br>Going through everyone's, hope some people will return the favor.</br></br> <br>done<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/q35KP2</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNBg2 <br><br>I am also going through every simply link..<br>Hopefully they do the same<br><br/></br></br></br></br> going through all<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq http://bilgewaterchests.com/Eye56E Please http://bilgewaterchests.com/2emKl2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2MVaWr http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6dpQE http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6dpQE :3 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNKl2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2pePmr http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE<br>6 to go</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2ojD1E http://bilgewaterchests.com/2GN38E<br><br>Give me a click and you will fuck this night.</br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Clicked<br>Would like the favour returned!<br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kmJeq</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qg8Z8E<br>thank you</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2VGxVr http://bilgewaterchests.com/r674pq click mine fellas im clicking everyone else <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNKl2<br><br>drew this for you /b/ click link in return.</br></br></br> <br><br><br>ITS A SCAM YOU IDIOTS</br></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmZ8q http://bilgewaterchests.com/EOYbMr T H I S I S F A K E<br><br>Y O U R E T A R D S <br><br><br>It's just like the pool party scam that went around on the forums. Do not click it. The only Riot promotions are announced on the News page and/or can be found on the support page</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Fuck this stupid game and the assholes who play it. Literally a shitfest of smurfs trolling other smurfs. I introduced a few friends to the game, they quit within a week complaining about insults and harassment being aimed at them.<br><br>Win rate of new players is literally less than 5% and most of them just quit the game.</br></br></br> chuck a click <br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7VN7q</br></br> Can anyone confirm that they are actually getting crew members, im still at 1. http://bilgewaterchests.com/28PAO2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/20MmRr http://bilgewaterchests.com/EjZKyE <br>its a scam you imbecile</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qJODOE If you guys value your LoL accounts, make sure you're account is verified. Obvious scam is obvious. http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7VNzq ill give it a try http://bilgewaterchests.com/2VYnnE http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq http://bilgewaterchests.com/EjZy0E <br>i have 20 clicks, i took a while to show up but it works. only 10 more yay!<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qg8Z8E</br></br> <br>The site is a fake site that links to ritos site.</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qw0XlE<br>probably a scam but eh, clicking ur shit</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2zxxzq http://bilgewaterchests.com/2pMY4r <br>How did you morons think it would link all the prizes to your account</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RYlgE http://bilgewaterchests.com/2oLjMr <br>Show the proof you lying faggot</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2G4gJr http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6dpQE <br>gives you a code?</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2eZy5r Please and Thanks <3 <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/EbN6xE</br> Doubt<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rWYeeE</br> <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rWY58E</br> <br> bilgewaterchests.com <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kd5kr</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2DOkmE http://bilgewaterchests.com/rXYGoq <br>no one here has shown themselves receiving anything. This "promotion" Is not shown anywhere on ritos site. I'll give the OP 10/10 for trolling so long</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/EbN00E http://bilgewaterchests.com/rQY3nr http://bilgewaterchests.com/EOYgYr<br><br>Plz</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6Gzoq<br><br>Just in case? Please.</br></br> This is a scam, don't bother with is pls. It'll ask you to do a survey lol http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6G8zq thanks and will post porn <br><br>proof<br>only 10 more clicks and i can debunk this.<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qg8Z8E</br></br></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rYjQnq my friend's pic as a enticement<br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2MOBAq</br></br> <br>not good porn hold on I didn't name files</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2GA08q http://bilgewaterchests.com/2DOaXE http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq <br>cant recognize a classic phish. I'd Change my password if i was you</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/ExLjlE<br><br>I need dat RP</br></br> http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.co<wbr>m/en/c/miscellaneous/g1EHAB6R-new-s<wbr>cam-alert-a-scam-about-bilgewater-c<wbr>hests-is-starting-do-not-click-it?s<wbr>how=new</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr> http://bilgewaterchests.com/EOY8Jr http://bilgewaterchests.com/ExLmQE http://bilgewaterchests.com/2MOaRq http://bilgewaterchests.com/EyZjk2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/rWYX5E http://bilgewaterchests.com/2AO1Kq I have clicked every single link here. Took me a while. Return the favor guys! http://bilgewaterchests.com/2MXexE nice<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kdg0r</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq h http://bilgewaterchests.com/EyZWN2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdDLor<br>click pls</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq<br>get</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rXYlRq <br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2G4d5r<br><br>get me laid</br></br></br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>630500000 http://bilgewaterchests.com/EaZvB2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/rWYzeE http://bilgewaterchests.com/q43kYr http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1dRW2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/EPy7G2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/EBOYe2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/rQYVQr http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kdajr <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7V9Nq<br>plz boss</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qJOJME Mythbusters here! http://bilgewaterchests.com/EyZWN2 <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rXYVQq</br> the greed is real :) <br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/rYm9Dr</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2RNKl2 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2p5K1r <br>i do all and i still have 1 crew :/</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2VG9er http://bilgewaterchests.com/q5p4wr http://bilgewaterchests.com/EaZvB2 I'll bite.<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/r6v1zr</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rnoKeq<br><br>Thanks mate</br></br> Click this one faggots. http://bilgewaterchests.com/2MXexE http://bilgewaterchests.com/EK64Aq http://bilgewaterchests.com/E9jd42 http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7Zvzq http://bilgewaterchests.com/rYj1Lq <br> http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.c<wbr>om/en/c/miscellaneous/g1EHAB6R-new-<wbr>scam-alert-a-scam-about-bilgewater-<wbr>chests-is-starting-do-not-click-it?<wbr>show=new</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr> <br> it makes you do a survey you fucking invalid</br></br> <br>only 5 more clicks the time has come!<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qg8Z8E</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2Glvwr<br>ayy</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qlLozq come my little anons http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1P1d2 Going to everyone's. Go to mine please :) http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kQRoq http://bilgewaterchests.com/2NJW52 http://bilgewaterchests.com/qmV4QE http://bilgewaterchests.com/2eNe9r http://bilgewaterchests.com/2Glvwr http://bilge water chests.com/qgoXZq <br>sperm demon</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/20Ne3q <br><br><br><br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2Glvwr</br></br></br></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rdmWdq http://bilgewaterchests.com/rQ6NLq Guys it is a phising link http://bilgewaterchests.com/EP6l9r<br><br>Been clicking on all links I can.</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/EBeeoq http://bilgewaterchests.com/r1K8QE http://bilgewaterchests.com/ExgXQq http://bilgewaterchests.com/q5ppvr Would be much appreciated <3 http://bilgewaterchests.com/2DlnQ2 <br>clicked</br> clicking all links!<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kQVNq</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rQ6m9q http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7Zvzq http://bilgewaterchests.com/2NJyZ2 <br>Will dump more for every 2 crew. Gimme.<br><br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/2kQQNq</br></br></br> <br>click please ive been clicking on other ppls so much and no one clicks mine</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/28jjPq http://bilgewaterchests.com/EK65Aq <br>also this, get on my level faggots.<br><br>http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.co<wbr>m/en/c/miscellaneous/g1EHAB6R-new-s<wbr>cam-alert-a-scam-about-bilgewater-c<wbr>hests-is-starting-do-not-click-it?s<wbr>how=new</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rX63oE<br><br>need 3 more</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/2NJW52<br>Please click this shit up!</br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/qJlMZ2 ist work? give me screenshot yours sites http://bilgewaterchests.com/E7ZPzq <br>Mythbusters live with the update!<br>http://bilgewaterchests.com/qg8Z8E</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/EajN12 Would be appreciated boys http://bilgewaterchests.com/2R6J02 http://bilgewaterchests.com/rQ6JJq http://bilgewaterchests.com/EP6dNr<br><br>clickerino please</br></br> http://bilgewaterchests.com/rX6lyE<br><br>thanks in advance.</br></br> Loli thread. Just abandon if the guros/spidermas take over. We can always just make another loli thread. too real? so where do we go from here? Daily reminder to save all the loli you can before TPP becomes law. Guys where do you find these images from?I want to watch a relevant anime.Can you suggest me some? <br>Wait what?</br> <br>Everyone knows Spiderman can't miss a loli thread because he's a pedo.</br> no serious, should I post cute or lewd? cute vote <br><br>Lewd motha fucka, can you post it?!?!?!</br></br> <br>cute please</br> <br>why not both?</br> got 2 cute, 1 lewd <br>SAUCE</br> <br><br><br>Niggers on here for cute when google images would suffice...<br> plebs </br></br></br></br> all good, long as i'm not the only poster, i'm sure most people will have their needs met. But I'm going to quietly post cutes until further notice <br>Placing children in sexual situations, even fictional, is never okay and should not be created and distributed around the web.<br><br>I don't have a solution for pedophilia, but I don't like this one bit. Just because its drawing doesnt excuse what you’re doing and the thoughts you harbor <br><br>Let's get this fucking cancer off our image board, for too long pedos have been at these shenanigans. Let's take a step towards getting all forms of cp banned whether it be walking home threads/teen threads/rule 34/Loli/shootac, who's with me?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I forget what it's called but I found it on hentai4daily . Com</br> <br>i'm not here for the pics, i'm here for the comradarie... and the lols, i guess</br> < both <br>cheers mate</br> <br>"You should never make or share art I find offensive." <br>~anon</br></br> <br><br>Fap on.<br> [おてもと屋] 夏のひめごと / Natsuno Himegoto <br> http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&<wbr>tid=632539</wbr> </br></br></br></br> <br>email moot or some shit. Loli is legal where this server is hosted, so email moot or your local politician and fuck off.</br> <br>You're doing god's work anon</br> <br>You'll probably have to do some scrolling through the many pages of the hentai animation tab.</br> <br>Are you lost? You don't seem to know where you are.</br> <br>where can i find more of this?</br> <br>One could say the same to you my friend.</br> <br><br/></br> if there's too much cgi webm stuff here i'll bail.<br><br>#1 most of it is horrible<br>#2 it's a legal grey area<br>#2.a I'm good on that.</br></br></br></br> <br><br>So be it.</br></br> <br>post all the lewd you want, idc lol</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br><br> i'll bail <br>We care because?</br></br></br> <br>kikurage crayon arts</br> <br>did I ever ask you to care?</br> <br>moar!</br> should i stop lurking for the first time ever and dump? <br>/yes</br> <br>prolly</br> <br><br>Only pic I had was that.</br></br> Lolis are Lolis. CGI CP isn't lolis. Guro isn't lolis. Spiderman isn't lolis. If people want to pervert the thread for whatever reason, we can't stop them, but we can always refuse to participate and make a new thread.<br><br>Fuck. That. Shit.</br></br> <br>shit suggestion<br>3d kids are pig disgusting<br>2d lolis with early teen bodies and developed faces are my favorite</br></br></br> <br>That's some good loli</br> <br>not real enough</br> <br>dumping part of my collection</br> Anyone have any quality doujins? <br>name pls ? i've forgot it</br> as OP, I thank other posters heartily <br><br><br>Good tastes by the way anon</br></br></br> <br><br>first time i ever stopped lurking</br></br> <br>How the fuck is shit like not loli, you picky, entitled little shit?</br> <br>Kitty jung</br> <br><br>thank you</br></br> did anyone save her photos from yesterday please tell me there's nudes <br>not sure. But there were post about her yesterday. I had to get some sleep so i didn't stay on.</br> god damn it. you had one job <br>she is so small yet those boobs are god tier</br> <br>well it means nothing unless someone posts them</br> <br>are you indian?</br> <br>no. i just wanna see her tits</br> i saved this one. i fapped to it. it all i got. <br>Holy shit its that thing ever human? $uglyfy</br> <br>do you know them?<br><br>who is that on the left. more of her if you have em</br></br></br> Fuck I really hope nope, her face looks like someone ran it over several times with a carpet cleaner <br>have their social?<br><br>have you fucked them?</br></br></br> <br>dick in my hand. ready to go</br> <br>guess there are no more</br> <br>where are you getting these from? these were not posted last night. i have never seen them.<br><br>do you know them?</br></br></br> <br>More!!</br> <br>I have fucked both of them</br> <br>nice. who was better?</br> <br>more of her</br> <br> MLA <br>Mouth like anus.<br> can't unsee </br></br></br> <br>indian girls need white cock.</br> <br><br>bump for interest</br></br> <br><br>Get away with your smelly Rogan josh paki smelling pussy</br></br> Omegle Dan thread anyone? <br>Open omegle. Set interests as tumblr, feminism, <br>introduce yourself as dan, post results.</br></br> shameless self bump Bump dirty dan I'm dying out here. Any lurkers? <br> you fucking swine <br> hope you have a dandy fucking day <br> fucking kek </br></br></br> <br>Also, lurking. Waiting/watching for others results</br> Bumping again Dan's, I snagged one! <br>Pretend to be a fedora faggot</br> I'll ask for tits <br>Nioce</br> The anticipation <br><br><br>waiting for grand finale</br></br></br> <br>its gonna be fucking delicious</br> Bump dont die Kek OK, how do I ask her, Dubs decide! <br>My sides</br> She is still fucking unaware, I'm stalling, dubs quick. Guys, help me <br><br>Tell her that we both need to get lost in the sauce.</br></br> More <br>Tell her that you need bb from her</br> <br>If you send tits I won't kill my dog</br> <br><br>Imagine Ebola and Aids had a baby and then its baby grew up and pulled a reverse Michael Jackson and raped you.</br></br> Anthem <br>The fuck?</br> Bump just ran into one of these fuckers<br>fuck you all<br>i just want my cp</br></br> <br>I'm Dan and I do not condone such behavior.</br> <br>My sides rest with Voyager now.</br> Ok anons help Okay guys <br>Oddessy has found you broh. Tell her that.</br> <br>You're what all Dan's strive to be.</br> what the fuck, why do i have to do a captcha everytime i connect so someone new? <br>Thanks anon, you're what all Dan's want to fuck.</br> haha <br>Are you an autist</br> <br>then say "Ysseddo is gonna kick your ass so far up my ass the we both would be looking sides, upside down, and right side up. What I'm saying is that we're both fucked if he finds out that I sucked you off. If you know what I MAeN!"</br> say "My curse is never getting my cunt sucked..." Ok dans, its all coming together <span class="deadlink">>>63049191 somehow include "his name was Robert paulson" The story has come to a close, starting back up. <br>FUCK YES! I havent seen these threads in over a year!</br> We kid. <br>New tags: Tumblr, feminism, Hillary, hillary 2016</br> <br>If you add more than 1 tag, it makes you more likely to end up with danners as opposed to just using tumblr. dont do this!</br> wtf why wont this thread get off page 6 bamp just use the tumblr interest guys I tried Dan had a tragic past. His mother raped him when he was five. His father forced him to kill his mother when he was ten. He was indoctrinated by his abusive aunt until she died of breast cancer related complications. He was kicked out of basic training for physical inadequacy. He lurks on tumblr pretending to be Fay, his aunt. So goes the lore of Omegle Dan. Keep up the good work my fellow Dans! I miss him already... This is a topkek chat I just had.<br>1/2</br> <br>2/2</br> Bump.<br>This thread is great, we really need more people</br> BUMP <br>YO DUDE I JUST TALKED TO HER</br> KEEP ON DANNING <br>Why am I drunk /b/</br> DAN BUMP <br>forgot pic</br> <br>kek</br> Dan is not an accepted sex, apparently.<br><br>Fucking tumblr fucks.</br></br> <br>4</br> This just happend Then began Dan's bout into homelessness. His aunt's indoctrination left him vulnerable to wenches who robbed him of his money, all the while becoming competition at his mall job. Poverty and brainwash drove him mad. He began rambling about how man is the less-than-fairer sex and how it was a their fault. His tumblr lurking paid off, he found the true massaiah, Hillary. Cant think 3AM, sorry. <br>He left.</br> FUCKING DONT DIE THREAD DONT STOP, BELIEVING. dnt die plz Bumping, THE FINAL PUSH. Most keks yet. <br><br><br><br> saged </br></br></br></br> Yes page 1. Worth the read <br>those were different people btw, i swear we aint samefaggin this thread</br> <br>Best one yet. By far. Honestly, this poster is the god among Dans. We need to crown him king Dan.<br>also, nice dubs</br></br> <br> saged x2 </br> help i still have no toiler paper, dan don't die <br>Only one of those was me. Try harder.</br> Ran into several of you /b/ros. short, but sweet <br>i remember when my age was dan</br> <br>2/2</br> Not what I expected, but laughed anyway <br>oh shit that was you<br><br>sorry man, doody calls. gonna have to deal with that shit yourself.</br></br></br> <br>haha you screenshot me!</br> <br>Fucking laughing</br> <br>No worries, man, found a hidden roll in my back cabinet :^)</br> <br>Cont.</br> 1/2 <br>2/2</br> <br>Yeah it was funny to read out loud, had to</br> <br>forgot pic</br> <br>full chat from another perspective m8</br> bempppppp <br>Reddit doesn't like Dan either.</br> <br>Kek</br> And yet we still have a bad rep Triggered<br>1/2</br> <br>2/2</br> Another one bites the dust Should we move to a bigger TAG??? <br>Fuckin keked</br> some of these people are such faggots <br>yes 100%</br> Somone lets get a bigger tag?? Name some <br>rolling</br> <br>checked your dub dubs and laughed pretty hard at tabs.<br>Keep up the good work</br></br> <br>roleplay</br> Baby's can't have penors Kek <br>Yes !</br> roleplay it is. <br>Dude like I was impostering as an imposter</br> 8/8 convo <br>What a tard<br> kek </br></br> 1/2 <br>2/2</br> <br>Part two. Dbz ref bitches</br> Did we move to a new tag? <br>roleplay</br> <br> 0502397▶ <br> Did we move to a new tag? <br>Let's use both</br></br></br> We have the power to communicate faster than ever before.<br><br>And we choose to use this newfound power and annoy the fuck out of everyone.<br><br>God I fucking love humanity.</br></br></br></br> <br>That's awesome</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630502806 <br>-5/10</br> <br>Keked</br> starting a question, I will post good reactions <br>KEKEKEKEKEK</br> Great roleplay. http://logs.omegle.com/147f7ff HELP. PLEASE INSPIRE ME. Who of you faggots is this? <br>This stranger is a legit retard or a 40 year old using iphone. Best one btw</br> Check em. 1/3 <br>THAT WAS SOME GRADE A SHIT MAH NIGGA</br> <br>3/3</br> <br>Hahaha bitch</br> guess he doesn't like dan <br>hahaha thanks m8</br> amidoingitrite http://logs.omegle.com/75a6925<br><br>Roleplay is a good tag</br></br> Ok 1/2 <br><br><br>holy shit this is great</br></br></br> So... Is this one of you guys? Or is he actually a restard? <br>2/2</br> <br>cringe to the max</br> Not getting luck So we meet again, Dan... I'm surprised they didn't pick up. nice <br>Yep.</br> <br>Cringe to the Dan</br> Do spy question mode,<br><br>make question something like 'hi, this is dan'</br></br> <br>Doing</br> 1/2 went all out for this <br>6/10 not a huge response from stranger unfortunately</br> Omegle won't let me on. It won't let me choose interests. Am I fucked? Dan here <br>Try another browser</br> <br>I got similar results.</br> Fuck omegle, seriously 9/10 'chats' are fake 13-16 females giving me kiks to add, then immediately end chat <br>Hahahahah<br><br>I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.</br></br></br> I do love cheetos Lel Nearly pissed me pants like an autist TOTALLY worth the short read. I caught a guy doing a gay meetup and found his location. His jimmies had to be rustled. To bad he was in denial. http://logs.omegle.com/b3c5047<br><br>The link in the chat is http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex<wbr>/TS4KNUIVSHBRALU1H#share_reply</wbr></br></br> http://logs.omegle.com/954ebb1 http://logs.omegle.com/8e2143b<br>READ</br> No webm porn thread? What the hell /b/ bump bump Remember, ladies and gents, unless both parties are consenting you do not have a right to call it "erotic". <br>bump</br> <br>bamp</br> <br>need to fap. in alaska on vacation. no /b/ folder :(</br> <br>putting a $20 in her panties afterwards is consent, right?</br> <br>if shes constantly screaming no before and during it's consent right?</br> <br><br>sauce?</br></br> bump <br>sauce plsss</br> <br>Unfortunately no</br> <br>Name? <br>pls</br></br> was slavery really so bad? <br>sauce</br> <br>SAUCE?!</br> <br> Sauce</br> <br>Dat filename...</br> <br>SAUCE</br> <br>sauce</br> I just post, I don't sauce. I'll leave it to others who want to fill sauce requests <br>ive got sauce for ya man<br><br>Penny Pax-The Sleepover<br><br>or someshit like that on xvideos or something</br></br></br></br></br> <br>finally found, you're welcome<br>viewkey=807121274</br></br> <br>God bless you annon</br> <br>what is this?</br> <br>guy's testing the temperature of a tri-tip roast with a meat thermometer. wtf do you think it is?</br> Not a webm, but enjoy anons.<br><br>http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/18<wbr>yo-squirter-still-in-high-school_12<wbr>4031/</wbr></wbr></br></br> <br>This is a latex dildo?</br> <br>Source?</br> <br>sauce</br> <br>how the fuck should I know?</br> <br>Sauce</br> <br>Oh my fucking god. I'm done.<br>Sauce on this one?</br></br> <br>cause u know everything?</br> <br>js </br> <br>...</br> <br>been looking for sauce on this forever.</br> anyone have sauce on this? <br>if it's an amateur creepvid, why would there be sauce?</br> <br>her name is stacie jaxxx</br> <br>Cheers bro</br> <br>becauz bruh. he's been lookin forever didntuknowthat?</br> <br>Is that a real penis?</br> <br><br>I remember this first posted here on /b/ at least a year or two ago. It was just some anon who shot this video. There is no sauce. I don't think he posted other vids he made.</br></br> <br>xvideos.com / video8135963 / high_temperature</br> <br>xvideos . com / video8135963 / high_temperature</br> <br>Riley reid. Any1 know who the other chick is?</br> <br><br>Thank you /b/ro :')<br>+10</br></br></br> Anyone got a good creampie? good enough creampie for you? <br>I appreciate this.</br> i got a few more, but not many creampies <br>Plz sauce plz</br> 0-4 FAP<br>5-9 SLEEP</br> <br>source</br> <br>Sauce</br> <br>Sauce plox</br> Ro <br>ill roll</br> <br>sauce!!</br> Can anyone identify this? I got prescribed tylenol- codeine 300-30, how many tablets til i get weird <br>isn't she from that biore commercial?</br> <br>why do her pubes look like 5 o clock shadow</br> <br>legalporno.com lol didn't need the site name to tell me she's legal.</br> <br>Cause its stylish. Pls sauce it</br> <br>Hey name is Busty Buffy, that's all I know though</br> . <br><br>Hayden, Devil In Disguise.<br><br>Also known as Amor Vond on FacialAbuse</br></br></br></br> <br> 5 o cock shadow </br> <br>sauce</br> <br>kill it with fire</br> <br>Holy shit, you are a god among men. That's more than the shit these faggots talk about. Thanks m8.</br> <br>MORE LIKE THIS !</br> <br><br>sauce pls</br></br> <br>sauce</br> <br>MORE CREAMPIES !!!</br> <br>view_video.php?viewkey=870691081 (Pornhub)</br> I really want the sauce on this <br>excuse me sir im going to have to ask for a sauce please step out of the vehicle</br> <br> viewkey=807121274 <br>Thaaank you</br></br> since some seem to like the asians <br>The only thing I know is that her name is Angelina, cuban girl.</br> <br>absolutely nothing sexy about that, sorry. I'm curious why you would even post it</br> <br>serch this on PornHub: EMILY BLOOM - EXTREME RESTRAINS</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br>wtf sauce!</br> <br>if you dont like someone giving you free porn to watch from the comfort of your mother's attic while you are surrounded by piss and cum bottles, i am truly sorry as there is nothing more i can do for you, faggot<br><br>I am dumping randoms</br></br></br> <br>mia malkova threesome porn pros?</br> <br>http://www.legalporno.com/watch/280<wbr>12/lucie_wild_3_on_1_video_sz417</wbr></br> <br>vry gudd pls sauce</br> <br><br> filename <br> not the cock ness monster </br></br></br> <br>alexis texas is all i know</br> <br>allmykek :)</br> <br>cheers</br> <br>SAUCE</br> <br>i came here to cum, not laugh. But I did both.</br> <br>from my point of view, that's mission accomplished :)</br> <br><br>please leave tragically horrible pro shit out of this thread... looking for decent posts</br></br> <br> posts a guy jacking off <br>Haha ok</br></br> <br> <br>Saawwce?</br></br> <br>Sharon Lee</br> <br>fuck off retard</br> <br>?</br> <br>Saawce please</br> <br>sauce on the girl?</br> <br>you must be new here :)</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br>Allie Haze / Mandingo Unchained</br> <br>http://Kelsey19.wwdc-live.com<br><br>N O W free<br>Live</br></br></br></br> thanks, not digging mandingo though. <br>filename<br>i<br>l<br>e<br>n<br>a<br>m<br>e</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Lol, why not?</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br><br>SANSA STARK?!?!?!</br></br> <br>sarrrrrrrrrrrrse!!!!</br> <br>i already made it clear... i just post and I leave source requests to other anons. so good luck :)</br> <br>Lucy wilde</br> <br>i need a fuckin sauce STAT!!!</br> <br>ikea</br> <br>Sause: Search "FRIENDS WATCH HAYDEN FUCK" on pornhub</br> <br>Sauce me</br> <br>sauce? mia malkova and who is the other one? searching mia threesome porn pros did not return anything</br> <br>damn, shes hot</br> 0-4 smoke and fap<br><br>Anything else go to bed</br></br> <br>Need sauce</br> <br>make ur own thread faggot</br> <br>is this maisie williaws ?</br> <br>blackaphobia</br> <br> Impaleontologist </br> <br>Can I get sauce plz</br> <br>is that parmesan cheese?</br> <br>saaaaauce!!!!</br> Look at this ginger fuck<br>Twitch/swoopinseagull</br> which one is the best? chrome is working like shit to me.... <br>lol nice 1 m8</br> <br>To bad google took over the google ultron website.</br> <br>fuck bearshare, kazaa master race</br> Now would you look at that, it's time to roll. roll I'll bite Yay YLYL <br>goddamnit</br> I'm looking for like minded people to discuss how we will get ride of any form of government by peaceful or violent means I don't care which all I know is that I'm sick of all the talk and not seeing any actions. Any thoughts? How come anarchists can't define anarchy? But muh anarchism <br> But muh communism <br>dream harder faggots, the quality of life we enjoy now only exists because of the government's intervention. Granted, we could all scrounge a living if there was no government, but fuck that. I love my creature comforts.<br> INB4 go back to highschool edgy summer fags </br></br></br> How come anarchists can't define anarchy?</blockquote>][ Jennifer Knight, trainee nurse from Lenzie.<br>5'8, 130lbs, 34B titties.<br><br>What would you do to her /b? Would you fuck her?</br></br></br> <br><br>only if she left that outfit on</br></br> <br>If you don't have nudes, fuck off</br> I'd tie her to a stake in the middle of the village square, like the witch she is, then invite the whole village to come fuck her until she was full of their cum, and do that every day until she was pregnant. Then I'd burn her at the stake. She's a witch.... <br><br>titties look bigger than a B cup, you sure thats all they are??</br></br> <br>whats with all you weirdos needing to post their names and shit? i mean, who the fuck cares?</br> i'd hit it Bitch. Show me them titties. <br>As long as you keep the tights and boots on, I'd cum buckets in you <br><br>found her fb<br>facebook com/jennifer.knight.330467</br></br></br></br> Anyone want to see more of my girlfriend? I got 40 pics. She gets nude in them and it ends with me giving her a creampie.<br><br>Doubles get another picture, trips get two.</br></br> <br>trips should get 5</br> <br><br>We shall see. Going to post some non nudes until then.</br></br> roll What do you guys think? I took these at a hotel in arizona. We were traveling from Phoenix to Boise. She practically wore a bikini the whole way. Your girlfriend is not to share. She's yours and only yours. Respect her. Love her. <br>she's cute. i think i'm the only one here, though. what were you doing going to boise?</br> Roll rollio roll <br>winrar</br> <br>Deliver OP!</br> nudes, go! Creampie pic Check em <br><br><br><br>It's where my uncle lives. I was borrowing his car to make the trip last summer. We just wanted to go on a road trip through the west.</br></br></br></br> give me ze piks roll a Delivarr b <br>Checked and appreciated</br> <br><br>Heh. That is the last two pics. Got a ways to go. Nudes coming up though.</br></br> rooooll c roll <br><br><br><br>glad to see your not a poor cunt who doesn't have to stay in cheap shitty motels<br><br> bazinga </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>All right you're posting in order</br> how's the sex? checked, seems legit moar rawlin Op will surely deliver MORE! rollin Roll rooooll All the pics Trips tits please deliver dubs op more tits <br>Dubble dubs</br> Trips, check em rollll <br><br>Topless coming up next. What do you think her nips and tits look like?</br></br> <br>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB</br> Trip the nip <br>you can tell shed have sickening abs if she worked out<br>pls tell her to get a six pack <br>ill fap so much</br></br></br> <br>Off by one,faggot</br> roll Looking good OP dark and hard! Rollin I do not find her particularly attractive. I seek to gain these photos for archival purposes. Now hand over ze piks! she's alright with no abs roll trips get <br>Off by 2 faggot</br> rolllinnn Rollin <br>Off by a lot faggot</br> Rolly polly roll rolls for tits Triple nipple Rollin' OP will not deliver.... <br>TITS</br> <br>Off by many, faggot</br> <br><br><br>nice dubs my friends</br></br></br> Tits <br>Is this a rekt thread?</br> Roll it GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU BETA FAGGOT Rolling for titties <br>Of course he will, Op always delivers</br> You nostalgia, you lose. <br> the ridges on that keypad <br><br>I can feel them in my memory.</br></br></br> <br>Holy shit, I had one of these when they came out and it was the most boss shit ever in school.</br> <br><br>nope</br></br> i was 7 when this came out can you believe it <br>everyone who read this as a child ended up here</br> <br>MODS</br> <br><br>inb4 banhammer</br></br> continuing the book theme tell me this one doesn't hurt b...<br><br><br>I'm not talking about the movie either</br></br></br> <br>EULALIAAAAAAAAAA</br> <br>fuked it m8s</br> <br><br>The corniness of the movies made them more scary for some reason.</br></br> <br>movie was better</br> <br>its getting a movie.</br> Where's Gnasty Gnork? I wanna go after HIM. <br> <br>Yeah the movies were pretty damn corny but it was scary as fuck in elementary school</br></br> <br>Holy shit, I remember I was stuck on the bee level, where does bee soldiers kept shooting stingers our their ass.</br> <br>rofl tru</br> <br><br/></br> <br>i HAVE this mask.... the actual Mask-Mask</br> <br> God damn, forgot about that</br> <br><br>Too new for a full nostalgia for me.</br></br> <br><br><br>fuck you all<br><br>I have like 800 redwall and goosebump books in a cupboard at the parents place I'm going to have to reread now</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Meeting Brian Jacques and watching him sign my copy of Triss made my fucking childhood. I could read red wall all day long.</br> <br>fuck im old<br>i remember my friends 5 year old cousin talking about this book like in 2003</br></br> <br><br>This.</br></br> <br>pls</br> <br>2003? I remember reading the second novel in 1999.<br><br>Yes...novel</br></br></br> <br>Is this vanilla WoW?</br> <br>Son of a bitch. I forgot this existed</br> <br> THAT FUCKING MOTION BLUR EFFECT RIGHT AS YOU CATCH A MONKEY <br>holy shit triggered</br></br> <br>will there be enough room?</br> <br>One of the few books I would read as a kid</br> <br>FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT THIS<br>GOD DAMNIT PACMAN I DIDNT TELL YOU TO DO THAT</br></br> <br>What are you, 12?</br> <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=avr<wbr>wCHQ8a94</wbr> [ ]</br></br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=4DL<wbr>m78UpqSg</wbr> [ ] Would play this all the time with my dad, Too bad my parent's got rid of it when I wanted an xbox.<br><br>Wasn't all bad though, Ended up getting nfs hp 2 and underground after that.</br></br> <br>fak, got me...</br> <br>Vigilante... SECOND OFFENSE!<br>whoa Whoawhoa WHOA!</br></br> <br><br><br>THANK YOU ANON FUCK I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS AND WE COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ALL I REMEMBERED IS THE GRAVITY IS ALL FUCKED UP AND THEY ARE AWAKE IN ONE WORLD BUT ASLEEP IN REAL LIFE OR VICE VERSA THANK YOU ANON</br></br></br> <br>dang maybe it was that long ago</br> <br>I'm 21 and this shit is nastalgia</br> i was only fuckin 8 when i use to watch this on the tv after school some of my games very nostalgia <br>these bad boys</br> L-L-LOSERS<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=27E<wbr>6v0dkvxU</wbr> [ ]</br></br> <br>used to ride them for miles</br> semi nostalgia ITT: meany ugly adults that play old loser games how about you loselettes play some rel game like cod or plants vs zombies garden warfan KID PIX KID PIX COME ON AND PLAY WITH KID PIX <br>very</br> <br>MODDDDDDDSSS</br> <br><br>Whippersnapper, pls.</br></br> <br>egg out bro</br> used to love spongebob as a kid <br>100% nastolgia aroused</br> <br>Sheeet good one anon. This fits the shit on elementary school zone feels that I hit above with bugdom.<br><br>Can anyone else remind me of something?</br></br></br> <br>Thank you sweet anon.</br> <br>i red this manty times</br> <br>be quiete loselette</br> <br> milk in a Starbucks bottle <br><br>fuuuu- I did that. Lost.</br></br></br> BRICK BY BRICK <br> ka applegate <br><br>was that after animorphs?</br></br></br> ... <br>Got me..</br> <br>Favorite episode</br> <br>confirmed</br> <br>your a fucking faggot</br> <br> Nope, I don't... <br> see man on raft <br> oh fuck <br> flashbacks begin <br> nostalgia engage <br> waiting at the mailbox for that lego magazine <br> grew up poor as shit and that mag was free so i lived for it </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>How dare you.</br> When you came all over the couch as a kid because you saw Mr.Krabs's sex tape <br>rump roast bastaer</br> any of fags remember these ipad 1s? i remember downloading so many apps when i was a little kid mom got mad <br> sisiem <br>did they have diktionaries back than?</br></br> <br>The Brickster!</br> <br> 8 <br> show started 2010 <br>holy fuck mods</br></br></br> <br>suckin on ma's fat tit</br> Step up your game. I win. <br>Fuck lost.</br> <br>read the whole thing<br>that was beautiful</br></br> Help /b/ i get this on the side of my foot, sometimes its really itchy other times its not. It gets red and bleeds. Any doctors know what this is and why i have it? athletes foot. clean yourself Eehhh maybe molluscom contagiosum Atheists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere. <br><br>It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through.</br></br> <br><br>That's why I'm agnostic.</br></br> <br>Actually they don't believe a God created anything having to do with how the world was created ala Big Bang Theory.</br> <br><br>Well, we can see the stars moving away from a central point. Which means that the entire visible universe was at one point at said central point.<br><br>It's a much more reasonable interpretation of observable evidence than, "God dunnit."</br></br></br></br> mfw a catholic invented the big bang theory Just as ridiculous as an invisible man in the sky creating everything out of nothing <br>Nice bait kid, try harder next time</br> Fuck OP, I'll show this instead <br><br>I'm only christian because it is the easiest way to get into child prostitution rings.</br></br> <br> mfw people are retarded enough to not realize the difference between Theism and Deism. <br><br>Atheist Taoist here, kill yourself.</br></br></br> <br>Thinking god is a giant invisible man in the sky, and still imagining yourself as an intellectual. You're just as ignorant about the concept of god as every bible thumping backwoods retard.</br> <br>Enlighten me then, you bible thumping backwoods retard.</br> <br>Yes yes god the spirit and all that jazz but really the whole religion is ridiculous</br> <br>another dumbass argument with bogus premise.<br>But bonus points for not using cheesy picture.</br></br> can i slap your face so i can prove i made a future question? Yep Christians actually believe there was a guy before there was anything and that guy created everything <br>yeah..come on...like...come on guys..really? but but the science and what abut the STEMs? we dont know the math for it so it never happened. mm...k.ay</br> <br>If we really all came from Adam and eve we'd all be some inbred retards</br> <br> Theists literally believe there was absolutely nothing, not even empty space, and then in a few billionths of a second all the mass and energy in the universe just suddenly appeared out of nowhere. <br> It's so ridiculous when you sit down and think it through. </br></br> <br>The guy may actually have created time during this. <br>[spoiler] do you know that are theories that says that time was created along with the big bang? [/spoiler]</br></br> <br>a guy?</br> <br> implying we aren't </br> <br>So tell me, what is "God" then?</br> <br>um. yea, inbred sex isint fundamentaly "wrong". laws, especially "modern" laws arent what is "correct" or "incorrect" its just a matter of herd control for profit</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>do you have any idea how inbreed the british royals used to be? ...are</br> <br>I think of it as more of a story with a lesson to be taught. Plus everyone was stupid at the time the bible was being written and it was probably dumbed down for them</br> <br>What religion? <br><br>I don't see anything about religion in <br><br/></br></br></br></br> <br>or maybe it was the most intellectual thing they could come up with at the time.</br> <br>"for them" for who? from who?</br> <br>Sure, as long as you don't have any specific amount of fingers, toes, limbs, etc. you want your kids to have.</br> <br>dont forget genetic diseases</br> <br>Where is Robocop mommy?<br> Robocop lives up in heaven sweetheart <br>How come we cant see him?<br> you can honey. Robocop is everywhere. He's in you and me the trees.. You see Robocop all the time. <br>So Robocop's not a people?<br> haha. Oh no, Robocop is something much more divine then us. You cant see him or hear him. But he speaks through you through the world itself. You just have to know what to look for. <br><br>If they were talking about anything else theyd be considered insane.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>if you don't think inbred sex is wrong, then your criteria for right and wrong suck and your opinion is worthless to me</br> <br>GOD IS YOU, god is me, god is he, she, they, them, those, and that! you don't get it yet! NONE OF YOU DO!!!<br><br>but all will be revealed in due time, you see, we are ALL ONE! not just humans but every living thing in the universe, the inanimate matter is a part of us but the life IS us! all one consciousness! it's so terrifyingly brilliant! WE ARE ALONE, born alone and DIE alone we can, must, and will! we were born to die so the truth may throw itself into our faces which isn't too hard seeing how it's right under our noses</br></br></br> <br>kek</br> Where's your God now? <br>yes, the risk increases, because of equal genetics. but that dosent make it "wrong". you increase risk when driving, that dosent make it wrong, you increase risk when skydiving, that dosent make it wrong, you increase risk when drinkng alcohol, that dosent make t..well...alcohl sucks...</br> <br>don't you have a timothy leary mantra to be reciting? or some drugs to be doing?</br> <br>this is white ppl evil...</br> <br>Is there really any other reason to join? I mean seriously. In this day and age no one really buys into that crap.</br> <br> born alone <br><br>You literally come out of another person you fuck</br></br></br> WIZARD BATTLE /b/!<br><br>Post # decides which wizard you are<br><br>dubs = choose any</br></br></br></br> rolley polley <br>they see me rolling..</br> <br>sheeeit</br> Lazy fucks poop butt Horsessage <span class="deadlink">>>630921670 <br>They also come with a dipping sauce, they are fucking delicious. <br><span class="deadlink">>>630921822 <br>Well then why are you talking about this? Obviously you wouldn't go, so replying doesn't make sense.<br><span class="deadlink">>>630921687 <br>Yea, sure.</br></br></br></br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>630921428 <br>I won't.<br>Mustard in general. Bleh.</br></br> <br>JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH<br>special sauces optional</br></br> TI5 is absolutely crazy. Day one of Group Stages better than the entirety of TI4. <br>I thought you were referring to those things they sell at Chilis.</br> <br>Syd00m78</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630921604 <br>Looks like you're getting some more 'me' time.<br><br>And for Katawa Shoujo simulations.<br><br>The meat will be faux you.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=umc<wbr>CNJDhV0I</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>I have none around me. I did drink a Monster though. It was alright.</br> Is Duke going to steal the virginity of stairs? <br>I myself love mustard, not a big fan of ketchup.<br><br>Well they do have them at chili's but I was talking specifically about the ones you get at a fair. Not to mention they are crispier at the fair I would assume. <br><br>Added</br></br></br></br></br> you're all a bunch of fags <br>You're a real wild card.</br> <br>I never heard of them being sold at a fair.<br><br><br>Its not gay as long as you're top.</br></br></br></br> <br>I had a Monster like, a month ago. It is really something different.</br> <br>You have no proof.<br><br><br>I hate mustered, but ketchup is... Semi tolerable.<br><br><br>I'm quite the wild thing.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>idk, maybe it was just a northeast US thing?</br> <br>no still gay</br> <br>Lazy fox</br> <br>I have no homo tattooed on my buttcheeks, so fuck off</br> <br>Top high five.<br><br><br>You seem it.</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm no thief, but I do cum in the night.<br><br><span class="deadlink">>>630922046 <br>Gravy is never a mistake.</br></br></br></br> <br>picks or it didnt happen</br> why is there never a keyword in the topic post, finding these treads can be annoying sometimes <br>Its only gay if you are penetrated. This is in the rulebook of Masculinity 101. Did you even read past the first chapter?</br> <br>*winky face emoticon*<br><br><br>What do you think this is, some kind of general?</br></br></br></br> <br>Mark of the beast. You rape boys and steal their souls along with their virginity.</br> <br>I enjoy tangy and spicy on my foods more than the saltiness of ketchup. Also a friend kinda ruined ketchup for me by putting it on EVERYTHING.</br> <br>Ketchup on everything is bad.</br> <br>someone sold you a shitty fake then its gay even if you dont get penetrated<br><br>you sarcastic fuck</br></br></br> <br>Does cum come in tangy and spicy?</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>I am baffled as to how some people find ketchup on macoroni even close to edible.<br><br>Shit's disgusting.</br></br></br> <br>I have never stolen a soul.</br> <br>No, I have a copy of the original production forged at the first formation of the first penis.<br>You're lying or you must be a woman and cant decipher the ancient masculine runes only males can read.</br></br> <br>Exactly<br><br>Believe it or not, it depends on what the person ate. I'm okay with a salty load though.<br><br>Macaroni and cheese, I almost vomited when I saw it.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I feel like ketchup just masks the taste of food with a not so good taste. It also doesn't help that people slap it on everything in excess amounts. Why not just drink a bottle of ketchup if you going to coat your food in it. It's the same taste by that point.<br><br><br>I've seen someone do that with mayonnaise.</br></br></br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>fuck mustard and ketchup just put cum on it now everyon's happy</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Have you ever taken a virginity?</br> <br>pineapple</br> <br>Fuckin' ew.</br> <br>What about sweet?</br> <br>the sfur fags do it...</br> <br>So does that mean if I eat a hamburger and then you suck my dick and swallow the cum... Then you ate part of that hamburger too?</br> <br>There's one specific recipe called summer's delight/ sonuvagun with gorund meat, grilled tomatoes, green peppers etc etc which it's ok to do that with, but any other mac dish, fuck no.<br><br> mayo mac <br>Oh god no why.<br><br>I'll take seconds please</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>i bet if a guy in a street market sold you a piece of the ark of the covenant real.</br> <br> 666 <br>So that's why you keep telling me to do sinful things with my butt.</br></br> Cringe thread, fresh OC outta the oven <br>whats cringe is you being on okcupid</br> <br>You don't need to have a profile to look at other profiles through direct link</br> <br> attack of the show <br><br>There's a name I haven't heard in a long time</br></br></br> <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=avr<wbr>wCHQ8a94</wbr> [ ]</br></br> here<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=5jW<wbr>S2dyVXhU</wbr> [ ]<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=R7_<wbr>Uslc_WmQ</wbr> [ ]<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=fyK<wbr>3WZWCLEY</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br></br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=QCb<wbr>gBNZxuBY</wbr> [ ] we need to make him famous fresh OC from the facebook <br>Uncontrollably laughing</br> <br>Not only is there cum on his shirt but its stuck in his throat too</br> <br>Holy shit</br> <br>NOPE</br> <br>Fuck, that was hard work to watch.</br> <br> no dark souls in vidya games <br>Fucking casul</br></br> <br>where is the one where she says *turtle nice butt lololol</br> <br>If it wasn't for the "Le memes" attitude she would be pretty cool to be hanging out with.</br> <br>i was impressed more than i cringed</br> <br>Alpha as fuck!</br> <br>Serious question. Is it a boy or a girl?</br> <br>It's a girl.</br> <br>Girl, I'm 85% sure</br> <br>"oh"</br> <br>why does she have black chick feet?</br> <br>check your privilege cis scum</br> ctrl+f <br> No Canada thread <br><br>West coast best coast</br></br></br> 306 regina Anyone else here from Canmore AB? Burnaby SFU <br>Calgary AB</br> <br>I thought west coast = best coast. Until I moved to Toronto. Both good tho, but 416 hey</br> West Vancouver checking in Toronto here. Why are the only people from Toronto in these threads dudes looking to hook up?<br><br>Do you think that some Toronto qt will stumble into this thread and want to suck your dick?<br><br>THERE ARE BETTER WAYS.<br><br>Is this why the rest of the country hates us?</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Man fuck Toronto.<br><br>Half the people I meet in Victoria are also from Ontario and all of those people hated it there.</br></br></br> 780 reporting but i lived in the 416 too 506 reporting in!! <br>I think it's wherever you grew up in, you dislike</br> 778 Victoria reporting in 604 in the Valley Whalley Surrey bc<br><br>Extra points if you reconize this store</br></br> No east coast people around in here? <br>aye hey neighbor</br> Ardrossan Alberta. <br> Also could some one crop the bike out of the picture ? Thanks</br> <br>Any 250.? <br>Any explanation of FSJ pickle.?</br></br> <br>Burnaby is nice. partied there.</br> 709 st johns reporting in <br>im from SP.?<br>Adrossan sucks BTW lol</br></br> <br>Keep thread alive, I got chu</br> <br>506 reporting in, Behind the times brunswick.</br> 780 here<br>no coast is...<br>well it's not as bad as it could be i guess</br></br> Drunken Duncan Van Isl reporting in<br>Half a bottlew of 151 and work in 6 hours wheee!<br> fml </br></br> bump <br>We hate you city kids anyway.</br> <br><br>506 here to, from freddy?</br></br> 416 east end reporting in.<br><br>How's ya night going, other canafags?</br></br> EAST COAST BEAST COAST MOTHER FUCKING MARITIMES! <br>toronto is not a coast, fuck-stick. stop pretending to be nyc. you're more like a pasty version of newark: too ugly for cali, too stupid for new york.</br> <br>514 here how you doin</br> <br>Two five oh whats part??</br> <br>SP is city.? nah, thats Edmonton kids...<br>Stop following the cattle, and drop the grudge with SP kids... <br>If you dont know what im talking about your just trying to fit in<br>(happened years ago now at a party)</br></br></br></br> <br>Chill your shit bro. No need for anger.</br> <br>The whole shootin thing?</br> <br>Nah bah, close to rexton. <br>But i did visit freddy last week with my cousin, got about half an ounce of this crazy early girl and smoked about 4/5ths of the bag with a couple of my cousins friends.</br></br> <br>Ha, what's your job anon?</br> <br>Could be better, one of my kush plants got jacked yesterday... Cant have anything nice here :(</br> I gotta ask<br>is lobster legit cheaper in the maritime provinces or is that just a superstition</br> <br>Hide it under the floorboards next time</br> <br>That's rough, man. You have more remaining though?</br> <br>Fail-mart in the commons</br> <br>Here's a hot Asian to keep u going</br> Justin Trudeau is a gigantic faggot. <br>Also 306 regina</br> <br>Nah man what the fuck is that</br> <br>Kek. How are the customers? Decent people? Douchebags?</br> <br>Same 506 fag: well lets put ot this way.<br>Each year everyone in my home town gets one free trap of lobsters. <br>They actually get a tag and what ever that trap contains after the season is the sole holder of the tag. <br>So yes... Lobster is so cheap they give that shit away.</br></br></br></br> <br>go to bed fuck face</br> Canadians: North America's Australians <br>I live in the shit part of Canada. It's even worse than Quebec. Ottawa, ON</br> <br>Well one last remaing kush, and this other big ass random plant my moms friend gave me. <br>So 2 in total now, but im positive the one they jacked was a male. <br>The other 2 i have were showing preflowers so im kinda pissed but thankful ? <br>Hard to explain but if i find out who took it their house is going up in flames.</br></br></br></br> <br>416 here. I've been followed around Toronto for the last 20 years and I'm trying to figure out how people are sharing information about me. Internet searches come up with nothing. I'm thinking maybe some kind of a telephone setup. Can you help?</br> <br>What makes you say that, anon?<br><br>It actually might be a moderately accurate simile. But I'm still curious.</br></br></br> <br>I want this to be true<br><br>surprisingly, less things in Canada will kill you than in Australia<br>It's more dangerous to live in Texas, really.</br></br></br></br> east van here.<br>nanaimo and hastings</br> <br>They're a cunt for taking your plant, but you got to forgive and forget man. Shit happens, niggers steal crap. Burning shit doesn't help much.</br> 403 represent. <br>I'm also 416. The fuck are you talking about, exactly?</br> <br>It's amazing how our capital city is so irrelevant an unimportant compared to nearly every other city in the country. This shit don't happen in other countries, man.</br> <br>At least I can say I wasn't born there. I'm not one of them. I do feel dirty living here, though.</br> <br>How was the Stampede?<br>Couldn't go this year, too busy masturbating/working.</br></br> <br>nb reporting in</br> <br>Penticton BC reporting in</br> <br>Qc here</br> <br>This.<br><br>Why is Ottawa our capital, again? Because of the pretty river? I would vote Toronto or Vancouver.</br></br></br> <br>Yes it does, there's quite a few countries who's capital city isn't the main one. Australia being the prime example.</br> <br>Man believe it or not but it happens, i get my fill of sea roaches while mainlanders pay top dollar for soggy month old meat. <br> ive got 3 in my freezer right now lol. </br></br> 250 Trail. Anyone??? lol <br>Jealous as fuck, you newfie.</br> <br>you're fucked in the head<br><br>416 doomztown: it's lit</br></br></br> <br>scam milk</br> <br>because york was too close to america and the americans came and burned it so they moved it to ottawa</br> <br>Is this some gangstalking shit?</br> <br>Calgary, more like Edmonton</br> <br>Yeah, those are places that can legitimately be called Canada's centre.<br><br>Australia is one. Another that comes to mind is Washington. Any others?<br><br>oh no we can get live lobster, it just costs an arm and a leg per kg compared to frozen.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>If it doesn't sound familiar then you aren't in on it. People making me out to be a more interesting person than I am. Not a big deal, really. Just curious.</br> <br>Sounds like a laugh if true. Its bothering you, though?</br> <br>Yeah, but not tinfoil hat style. GPS on car. Badmouthing me on forums. Etc.</br> <br>You're still not making any sense</br> <br>you don't seem properly socialized; did you grow up in parkdale or something?</br> <br>That's pretty much tinfoil hat, m80</br> <br>reporting in from the most easterly part of Canada</br> <br>I'm both sane and rational. We've simply had different experiences.</br> NOVA SCOTIA BUD <br>Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon?</br> <br><br>Oh shit nigger, you better not let me catch you surfing on /b/</br></br> <br>Hahaha new brunswicker to be exact, newfies are a class all on their own. <br>Also ive workerd at lobster processing plants for a little while and youd be suprised how big those fuckers can get. <br>Once had to break a claw with both my hands on the edge of a steel table, it was about half a foot wide.</br></br></br> <br>Not really. I'd rather have a lot of friends but not friends who are disloyal to me, so it's a trade-off. After twenty years it's a way of life. Change what you can and accept what you cannot.</br> canada will never have cool wireless providers <br>You're funny. The landmass above, that stretches to the east more.</br> <br>Words to live by, brother. If that shit really is happening to you, I'd say it'll have made your life a bit more interesting than the rest of ours. So enjoy the ride.</br> <br>plz don't rub it in</br> anyone wanna trade places with me? edmonton is a fucking shithole. <br>How cold does it get there in the winter?</br> <br>Kek, my bad. And they really are.<br><br>I've heard they can get pretty big. Them and crabs. Tasty motherfuckers though, both of them. I've been meaning to plan a trip out east to try some proper fresh seafood.</br></br></br> <br> rodgers <br> bell <br> virgin <br>Holy shit his right...</br></br></br></br> <br>I was doing fine. Girlfriend and buddies, but technology caught up with me. North York.</br> <br>FIDO, MOTHERFUCKER.</br> anyone know soph? this is my dog he thinks you are all pieces of shit <br>Also kuudoo but i literally know no one who uses it.</br> <br><br>KOODO FUCKS YOUR ASSES<br><br>Kidding, its actually shit. Don't go with Koodo.</br></br></br></br> 604/778 here bitches! <br>I use Koodo it's pretty good</br> <br>kek. Aint nobody gonna stop me from browsing loli threads</br> <br>Took me a minute to get the hang of it, let me know what you think.</br> <br>Fair enough.</br> <br>Looks more interested in that hose.<br><br>He actually looks pretty depressed. Take him to the park or something, yo.</br></br></br> <br> fido <br>You know nothing, Gordie Snow.</br></br> <br>Yeah, no one.. Except THE LAW</br> <br>Cheers to that!</br> <br>It could be worse, seriously<br>the only time I was ever in Winnipeg all I could think was "at least I don't live here"</br></br> <br>seafood chowdah is pretty dope for first time tasters, if you get a chance hit up bar harbor maine. <br>They treat seafood like a religious deity. <br> clams are fucking expensive still, lysteria is one nasty clam disease. </br></br></br> <br> eyebrows <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=WPX<wbr>L5slQUmY</wbr> [ ]<br><br><br>loli is illegal in canada enjoy your v&<br><br><br>nice leet, yo</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Kek, true.<br>I have some friends out in Winnipeg.<br>Its kind of a modern city, but fuck, its cold up there. During a normal winter you have to plug your car into your house to keep it from freezing.</br></br></br> <br>that's a california judge: loli legal</br> <br><br>come at me bro</br></br> <br>i guess so. at least downtown is going to be better but it still sucks here.<br><br>only thing about edmonton i like right now is that the oilers got mcdavid.</br></br></br> <br>i fucking love asians</br> <br>because they are brown</br> 416 In dis shit <br>-20, around there sometimes more, sometimes less. Our summer this year have been around 5-15c with occasional 27c weather</br> <br>we use block heaters here in the winter too. -30 to -40 degree weather turns you into a raging alcoholic.</br> A reminder of that storm we had last winter. <br> *shudders* </br> <br><br>306 not Regina</br></br> <br>DO YOU RUN THROUGH THE 6 WITH YOUR WOES?</br> <br>People hate Toronto because so many entitled assholes come from there. Not saying you are, just that that's usually what your province produces.</br> <br>Sheesh, I bet. I'm thankful for the shitty humid/rain weather of Toronto. Only our January's get around -30.</br> <br>aw ye look at that Quebec is legal</br> <br>Northern eurofag here. Winnipeg is tropical paradise compared to this.</br> <br>show the niggers in millhaven that neat infographic when they are sodomizing you with a broomstick</br> <br>He better or he's a traitor to this country</br> <br>is that macs by kwantlen park?</br> any wins of morgan? <br>yeah, i don't know why toronto gets a bad rep. edmonton is horse shit compared to your city.<br><br>in the winter it's dark until 10 am and turns dark again around 4. depressing.</br></br></br> <br>Yeah, while we edmontonians have poles in our parking lots specifically for plugging cars in<br><br>Ehhh I don't think the arena is gonna bring as much to the table as everyone thinks. Don't get me wrong, having a replacement for Rexall is gonna be great, but it doesn't bring anything of note to the surrounding area, so it's a bit out there to suppose the downtown arena will.</br></br></br> <br>because thats where the parliament building is? use your head ya hoser</br> <br>I call bullshit. But I could be wrong.<br><br>Where exactly you at, eurofriend?</br></br></br> <br>Here's a wreck beach photo for the attempt it looks like garbage anon fuck</br> <br>bitch look like she got jaundice get her some immunoglobulin</br> <br>jokes on you. I love getting fucked in the ass</br> <br>Lapland. Here winters are sometimes -35c.</br> <br>Bonus points faggot</br> <br>well played.</br> <br>Yeah, but you lot have the benefit of being old world european and shit, dense cities made of sturdy material.</br> <br>no fuckin clue, thats some dirty ass Surrey shit though eh</br> <br>Northern Finland? That's pretty friggin cold, bud. Although I've gotten that kind of temperature before here in Toronto. I'd say Winnipeg and you guys are about on par for cold-ass winters.</br> <br>Canada and northern europe both has their own good and bad sides. It's just what kind of environment pleases you the most.</br> <br>Capitals can be moved, they often are. Moscow may not have been made the capital of Russia because it was better than St. Petersburg, but it was and still is better than St. Petersburg.</br> <br>yeah it's bs... but it's here and i'll deal with it just because we're going to be on the hook for some of it because rich katz needs us taxpayers to cover some of the costs.<br><br>honestly besides some casinos, drinking, and maybe catching stds, it sucks here. wish they didn't focus all on downtown and maybe do something in the surrounding area.<br><br>i used to think edmonton was the best place ever until i went to other cities and realized we're an insecure group of people.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>aw, you know how it is, we all like to bitch about where we come from<br>We'll all settle down in a few years, for now just let us have our griping</br></br> <br>You can tell these are not professional thugs because the gang signs they be throwing up are all fucked up like they doing sign language at Nealson Mandela's funeral. <br><br>I just got a Hello Kitty cake in my captcha =^.^=</br></br></br> <br>Heyyy Penticton<<<< Naramata reprting here. wanna meet up?</br> <br>Lapland is area that covers northern Finland, Sweden and Norway. Winters, perhaps they're equal indeed, but I checked Winnipeg's temperature and there are +10c warmer then here right now.<br><br>Then again this is unusually cold summer.</br></br></br> <br>It's actually ingenious he uses a city cone to claim a parking spot and blends in with his own garbage so ppl have no idea he's sleeping there ... <br><br>Nobody messes with traffic cones</br></br></br> <br>I think I know this semen demon</br> <br>it's unusually hot in western canada right now. droughts and wildfire everywhere on a bigger scale than we're used to seeing.</br> <br>that's a weird way of spelling only one stanley cup</br> <br>My old school as well. Currently an islandfag in Campbell River.</br> <br>I think it's best that they stick with the downtown and increase access to it, rather than make it exclusive domain of people rich enough to park there or live there. The problem on working on the surrounding area is that north american cities just develop too thinly, we'd be left with islands of good areas all 20 min + traffic apart. Other cities have it set up so that you can get piss drunk in the cool part of town and get back home without paying 80 dollars for a cab.</br> <br>Yeah man, smoke from the fires out in the midwest has made its way all across right to Toronto, where it looks like smog.</br> TURFWARS 2<br>Same rules apply. <br>Turf wars.<br>Dubs decides what happens.<br>War can begin once both teams have a name, dubs decides. <br>Both currently have a population of 10/30.<br>Trips+ doubles your population cap.</br></br></br></br></br></br> Phil Collins isn't a nigger any more <br>Please</br> this was trips from before<br><br><span class="deadlink">>>630922444 </br></br> <br>Exodia's left leg tries to kill Phil</br> All the communists in the world support the reds by ship them Kalishnkovs and RPGs <br>roll</br> <br>MOria nukes map.<br><br>She survives nuke, and becomes a ghoul. Phil dies, but plants his nigger seed in Moria. 2 sets of Later she gives birth to 20 niggers, already of age 18. <br>Goku survives because he's goku. Reds population is cut in half, and all allies are under nuclear fallout weakening them.</br></br></br></br> I summon Allah, he triggers the blues with his middle-eastern values! <br>True</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>rereroll</br> <br>Lol roll</br> <br>Exodias foot does a legendary kickflip, launching the board into the volcano thus unleashing hell upon the enemy</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630922937 <br>Roll</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>Rerolll</br> <br>Rolling</br> Islamic state merges with communism.<br>Red's pop cap doubles</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>Rollll</br> An independent nation, the purples, forms and takes over blues volcano <br>Need this roll</br> <br>Reroll the Nuke backfires</br> <br>Phil & Moira have full grown adult babies. Responsibility of fatherhood cures Mr. Collins' niggerism.</br> Suddenly, Freeza appears to help the reds, and it appears that goku is still in his child form! <br>Roll</br> <br>reroll</br> The map is wiped out and everything is reset from the very beginning <br>Reroll</br> <br>roll</br> reds are cursed with stone age level intelligence<br><br>and exodia gets rabies</br></br> <br>Reroll, but it's DB GT kid goku</br> I summon Albert Einstein for blue team.<br>He will warp spacetime to vaporize red team once and for all.<br>Also, he gets everyone rly stoned.</br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Blue population increases to Graham's number</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Reeeroooollll</br> <br>Reroll, plus red has an orgy, causing multiple reds to be born.</br> <br><br>Reroll</br></br> <br>this</br> <br>rollsing</br> <br>Rolll</br> <br>Rolsses</br> <br>rollin</br> Red builds a cannon that fires nuclear dildos from their mine's resources <br><br>Reroll</br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>Winrar</br> <br>shit man you and I are on the same page. refuckinroll</br> Many reds are born under the new Islamic state. The roman empire conquers red and blue <br>Well shit. Winrar</br> <br>rolling for Huns incoming</br> <br>Oh shit, win.</br> <br>Phil is declared Caesar, and therefore no longer a nigger.</br> <br>The physical impossibility of this action creates a nuclear explosion out of fucking nowhere.</br> <br>roman empire splits west and east empire.<br><br>exodia still gets rabies</br></br></br> Romans continue on afterwards to reinstate the power of the reds as a puppet government after completely obliterating the blues. <br>Rell</br> <br> <br>LOL damn it</br></br> <br><br>It is now red v. romans!</br></br> <br>Ave, true to Collins.</br> <br><br>Winrar</br></br> S/fur<br><br>Elitist edition</br></br> Last thread hit image limit<br><br>YLYL thread</br></br> <br>That looks like doc Louis from punch out</br> <br> Aquaman came with the power of a tidal wave </br> <br><br>haaaaa</br></br> It's another death roll.<br><br>Last two digits determines the age you die.<br><br>Good luck anon..<br>Mine counts too.</br></br></br></br></br> http://<span>youtu.be/lq7p_PuxRDI [ ] Roll why not. Ask an anon who just had his first date with a trap anything Did you suck his dick <br>You´re a faggot, and a piece of shit</br> well you guys seem to have no taste..<br>i suppose traps and crossdressers aren't the same<br><br>any more questions or you just going to grill me?</br></br></br> /b/ help me out on finding a good first job. 16 years old in highschool check kijiji or your local strip club UNDERAGE BANNED</blockquote>][ S/fur <br>I wanna be inside a shark grills belly</br> s/butts <br>MICKEY MOUSE PORN</br> for the nameless anons that wanted a un-googly-eye'd version did what i could hope you like it. <br>MOAR SHARKGIRLS</br> <br>It's the best we can hope for unless the editer still has the original.<br><br>Thanks.</br></br></br> CREAMPIE <br> Please don't redistribute <br>Oh shit you are in trouble now.</br></br> The more I read up about windows10 the less I want it...<br>'The fuck, Microshit</br> <br>aww thank you ^_^ the re-sizing was a pain but if i took longer than 20 mins i could of re drawn the lines and basically smoothed everything out but as it stands it can be worked on now to make it as awesome as what it use to be. <br>posting googly-eye'd vers because.</br></br> kik thisgirlsky she likes furry horse cock <br>NYPA</br> I want to cum on some nice juicy butts. <br>err ya go.</br> <br>Well I only really care about her belly so her head looking off is alright, the googly eyes where too much but a little pixilated is fine.</br> tfw no big butt furry gf <br>More pls</br> Good morning everyone <br>She's doing it right<br>good morning</br></br> <br>Morning, anon.</br> <br>It does seem like the best idea.<br>How are you this morning Gears?</br></br> <br>Touch fluffy tail</br> <br>Sauce?</br> <br>Good morning. I hope today finds you well. <br><br><br>Don't just touch it, roll in it.</br></br></br></br> <br>Half aslee at noon...<br>Also pondering wether upgrading to win10 would be a good idea. 8.1 sucks, but what I read about 10 sounds like I might as well just install some viruses myself...<br>Also, your name isn't showing, if you have any active.</br></br></br> <br>Hi heaven</br> <br>Hola</br> <br><3</br> Fur without a bunch of guys drowning in a sea of dicks... didn't know you had it in you /b/ <br>/g/fur and /s/fur are more or less 50:50 when it comes to thread incidence.</br> would you a skunk girl's butt? <br>Nothing wrong with waking up at noonish. It's the middle of summer after all you might as well enjoy not melting in the sun. <br>I forgot that upgrade comes out today though. What exactly have you read? I've seen a few infographics on here about it but I can never believe them because everyone just wants to fuck with each other. <br><br><br> not baja <br>Back to school for you</br></br></br></br></br></br> We should be good. <br>Not that one, but yes.</br> <br> Not enjoying Voltage and Baja Blast </br> Live Wire master race. <br> I've seen a few infographics on here about it but I can never believe them because everyone just wants to fuck with each other. <br>Pretty much these. Will wait with upgrading until I have confirmation from reliable sources that they are wrong. Should they turn out correctly, I'll probably keep this piece of shit. Might switch to linux when 8.1 support ends.<br><br><br> missing keys </br></br></br></br></br> <br>Long story short, Sylas got to witness my laptop keyboard missing keys. So I let him decide on the name for me tonight.</br> <br>The E and R were missing.</br> <br>Voltage is good but it's here all the time. <br>You need to take advantage of the summer. <br><br><br>Full system change up. I'm sure they'll at least fix some of the issues before you have to do that. At least I would hope so.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Couldn't go to the hospital!</br> <br>Nice pun.</br> <br>It is. And when they sold Baja Blast in the cans in store, I bought $30 worth of cases and was happy. <3</br> <br> One more 4 </br> Good morning, friends. <br>I grinned<br><br>Good move! We still have some left on the shelves, but they probably won't restock. Time to stock up for the year. <br><br>It's been a while since I've seen you. Were you able to get your stuff back from your ex?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>How did you lose them?<br>Found them again?<br> I dropped a keyboard once and had to pick up things in a 3m radius, but got it fully reassambled. <br><br><br>We'll see. The automatic updates are confirmed already, though that doesn't bother me too much.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Morning, Moony.</br> <br>How are things going?</br> <br>Hello Moony</br> <br>Good morning<br>How are you today?</br></br> <br>Hey Gears. How are you today?</br> <br>Good, in a call with Jerry.</br> <br>Morning, taquito.<br><br>Yay!<br><br>Sheeeeit, you lucky bastard.<br><br>It really has been, missed ya. And nope! But I'm done with that, moved on, and accepted the loss of my stuff in favor of a better future.<br><br>What's new?<br><br>I popped them out to clean the vomit and fur out from under the keys, but lost them.<br><br>Sylas helped find them.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hey Anon. How are you?<br><br><br> I'm not sure who that is. <br><br><br>Hi, Missing keys (?).</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Gorsha tag.</br> <br>It's a long story, but you remember me as Filenames or Jerry or Jer-Bear or something.</br> <br>Slept way too long<br>Want to go outside, but weather is shit...<br><br><br>So you guys actually met up, or just over skype?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Hello! I'm new around here. Never met any of you lot.</br> <br>The unfortunate path of Skype. Soon enough though....<br><br>Explode more keyboards!</br></br></br> <br>Welcome, friend.</br> <br>Same! Sorry to hear that you weren't able to liberate your items. At least you can forget about it all I suppose. Just have to wait a bit longer to start that garage band. <br><br>Not a ton. I'm tired, surprised to see a thread where dicks are not being poured into every opening. <br><br><br>I'm fine. Sleepy, but fine. How about yourself?</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I know that feeling. Today isn't too bad, and I need a new mouth piece for my vape so perhaps I'll go out.<br><br><br>Welcome, new friend. It's a pretty good place to be as long as you don't mind the frequent hate.</br></br></br></br> <br>I may not upload images as often as I could, namely because I'm on an internet connection that's one step above a WiFi capable potato. <br><br>So, how is everyone?</br></br></br> <br>Images don't matter, if you can't post, we'll cover you.<br><br>Woke up literally an hr ago.</br></br></br> <br>It's fine, I'll miss that stuff, but now I have room and sanity to keep on pushing forward.<br><br>And yeah, I got you guys to talk to and hang out with, I really like it here.<br><br>Though who says we have to wait? I'll figure something out for sure!<br><br>And yeah, there's a possible story behind it, but yeah...</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> one step above a WiFi capable potato. <br>10/10</br></br> <br>The hate doesn't bother me at all. I don't even notice it at this point, I just skip around it. <br><br><br>Thanks. And heh, I've been reading the posts here and it seems everyone woke up just now. I'm probably the only lunatic that's been awake since...6 AM? Yeah, just about. Early bird and all.</br></br></br></br> <br>Check 'em.</br> <br>Welcome on board<br><br><br> Explode more keyboards! <br>I'd rather avoid that, I'm surprised it still works.</br></br></br></br></br> Debating downloading Win10, just to see if it's any better than 8. Day 1 may not be the best example of it though. <br>I am fairly certain that I am the only person on this planet that actually likes Metro. I've been told once or twice to seek psychiatric assistance as a consequence, both times by graphical designers.</br> <br>It works well on phones, tablets and the Xbone, but not at all on PC, in my opinion.</br> <br>A breathe of fresh air from the California sea of crazy. Maybe now you'll find someone who can appreciate your help a little more. <br>Fur community is best community. <br>Yeah that's true. You could always just make it electronically if you want to be boring on stage. <br>Oh? I won't push if you don't want to share. Hope he's alright though.</br></br></br></br> <br>But then, you can't...you know....'Murican...</br> <br>Trying out new Microsoft OS without at least first SP.<br>So newfag.</br></br> <br>Funnily enough, the only device with Windows that I have is a laptop.</br> <br>Metro makes sense, on a touch screen PC. When they put Windows 8 on non touch PCs, it was the stupidest thing.</br> Anyone gonna make a new bread? <br>Just looked at microsofts privacy declaration. Might as well install a bunch of viruses, keyloggers and spam-ware. <br><br><br>Not murican anyways, so well... No need to blow things up.<br>my country has a history of getting shit blown up.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I almost had another one today, but oh well, haha. <br>Yeah, straight is best.<br><br>And I don't wanna be a boring weenie on stage, wanna donate to the cause? Haha.<br><br>He's doing surprisingly well nowadays, I just don't really try to say much.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>But you gotta admit, big boom is great, and you know that.<br><br>You'e German bound, no?</br></br></br> <br>Maybe I'll leave it a few days, make sure it doesn't implode or something.</br> My girlfriend is cheating on me right now.<br><br>She hasn't responded to my calls in the last 8 hours. She went out to dinner with a "guy friend" from her class.<br><br>It's 2:24 in the goddamn morning. How do I dump this cunt?</br></br></br></br> check her pussy when she comes home Kill yourself <br>Lemme smell yo dick</br> <br>Send her a pizza<br> pic related </br></br> XD<br><br>;D <br><br>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<wbr>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<wbr>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEL<br><br><br>so le cucky <br><br><br>is he a bl4ck guiy? XD</br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Fuck you. She said they were going out for pizza.<br><br>Fuck you.</br></br></br></br> just lick her pussy and you will know <br>are the two of you living in together ?<br>If so why would you let your gf be with a guy this late and not to mention she won't even answer your calls.<br><br>Reality is she's sucking that guy friends dick and riding him hard and fast.<br><br>Suggestion Masturbate when your mind clears up a bit. Make a call :<br>Ask her what happened if she freaks out and don't tell you anything dump her ass.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Don't say anything to her anon, cut off all contact from here on out. Block her number, block her facebook, if she comes to the door don't answer it. If she's cheating on you formally breaking up with her will just make you even more of a cuck.</br> <br>YES YES YES<br><br>thanks spidy for safe this thread<br><br>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Long distance. Granted, it's a hundred miles. I'm 27 and she's 20.<br><br>Eh. Whatever. Fuck it.</br></br></br></br> <br> Long distance <br>Detected your problem.</br></br> <br> Long distance <br>dump her now</br></br> <br><br>Murder then rape.</br></br> <br> long d <br> 20 <br><br>she's cheating</br></br></br></br> <br> long distance relationship <br> relationship <br><br>No such thing anon. Mark this up as a lesson learned because she is definitely getting creampied at this very moment.</br></br></br></br> <br>dump her anon.</br> <br>triggered</br> <br>You should have already. You're a born cuck.</br> <br>I had the same problem. dumped her<br>you shall dump her too</br></br> <br><br>HAHAHAHAHA<br><br>Enjoy that chumpsicle you're sucking on pussy!</br></br></br></br> <br>Going thru similar shit op except ur gf is way younger and she's 20 common man</br> <br>ayy<br><br>Dont embarass yourself. You are smarter than that.</br></br></br> <br>Beta as fuck.</br> <br>She'll say she went home and fell asleep early and you'll believe her and that will be that<br><br>...until you notice the warts popping up around your peen</br></br></br> <br>Hahahahahahahahah! What a fucken loser</br> <br>Dump the nudes you asshole. We wanna see your landwhale of a gf</br> <br> Long distance </br> <br>fuck her and break up with her as youre busting on her face. its how finished my last relationship.</br> <br><br>Oh she's a ten out of ten. Quarter asian. What's it to you?</br></br> <br>Proov it fagot</br> <br>So she's 3/4 human being? I don't fuck that sideways mongrel cunny anon.</br> <br><br>I said asian. not black.</br></br> <br><br>yellow niggers are still niggers. Just admit you're a kid diddler at heart. That's why you really like asian girls.</br></br> <br><br>Quarter asian girls.</br></br> <br>So you also like mongoloid women in there 20's... good for you.</br> <br>1/4th nigger is still a nigger. I hope you have some nigger babies.</br> <br><br><br> Long distance <br> She's a ten <br><br>No she isn't anon and neither are you. That is why its a long a distance relationship. You're both sad and lonely.<br><br>Well maybe she isn't right now but you get my point.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>A ten is a girl you don't phone fuck or sext. You just fuck her.</br> <br><br>Not from long distance you don't.</br></br> <br>There is no long distance ten. Actually fucking a woman on the regular accounts for some of the points. She's an 8 at best even if she's a super model.</br> <br>you talk to her about it because you value honesty in your relationships</br> <br>10/10 ham confirmed</br> <br>Go to a "Pics you weren't supposed to share" thread and pick out a girl from there (preferably nude) and send it to her saying you've been cheating on her for months or some shit. Make her feel as shitty as she's making you feel right now.</br> <br>not sure if srs</br> <br>Women are incapable of honesty. Enjoy your emotional blackmail. This may help you.<br>http://illimitablemen.com/2015/07/2<wbr>3/fifty-shades-redder/<br>Read and learn.</br></wbr></br></br> <br> long distance <br>just fucking facebook message her</br></br> <br><br><br>No need to break up OP. You aren't in an actual relationship.</br></br></br> <br> long distance <br> 20 </br></br> Tell her you don't want to be in a relationship wit her anymore<br><br>Are people really having this much difficulty forming thoughts and then expressing them in words these days? Christ, OP. Why don't you just kill yourself instead. You're obviously worthless.</br></br> <br>Kek</br> Dude the only reason you're not cheating at a long distance with such an age gap is because you're ugly and can't. I wouldn't even judge her, who the fuck would expect your relationship to work... Send her a message, ask what happened, if she doesn't want to tell you shit dump that cunt, if she does also dump that cunt.<br>/thread</br> Just stop responding to her. Don't tell her to fuck off, don't send her an angry message like a little bitch, don't even give any indication of what you're doing and why. Don't reply to messages, don't reply to texts, don't reply to voicemails. She'll spend a week freaking out, a week in a rage and then will go quiet for a few days while she desperately tries to find out what you know and how much you know about it because she's going to confess. Only a confession that she wants to come out rosey. <br> Women are incapable of honesty <br>i find this difficult to believe<br><br>are you successful with women?</br></br></br></br> <br>Long distance? I'd rather be alone.</br> <br>Yes. I am. I lift regularly and smash 20 y/o cunny on the reg at 32. It's time to take the red pill son. I still look for a wife while I'm boning at least 2 women at a time.</br> <br>Let me guess, she's from Anonymous Proxy?</br> <br>thank you for your link, i'm reading it now</br> <br>Have you ever met her in person?</br> <br> women are incapable of honesty </br> <br>Not trying to be a dick but AWALT. It's a fact of life.</br> <br>Gigantic greasy man-douche detected.<br> Being this much of a shitbag </br></br> <br>Easy request. Have more than one relationship and get back to me. My twenties were spent with long term realtionships featuring an eclectic variety of women. All are the same at the end of the day. Ask yourself this. Why are some men more successful at smashing strange than you? It doesn't take looks. Go into a stem field. Your achievements are your selling points. Looks come second. Simply put. Spend your time chasing money and the women will follow. Or you could spend your time chasing women and see what you wind up with. Good luck with that though.</br> <br>Criticize all you want. All cliches have a basis in truth. There's a reason "nice guys finish last."</br> <br>this<br><br><br>??????????</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm happy as a shitbag and have a choice of women. How is that sensitive faggot shit working out for you?</br> Send her a letter telling her, why your dumping her. Cover said letter with a shit ton of something that will burn the shit out of her hands and make it painful to give new bf a handjob. Which she is evidently doing right now. <br>You're a jealous irrational idiot who doesn't deserve this girl.</br> <br><br> have sex with her at least one more time <br> tell her to get dressed <br> tell her she has to leave <br> text her on her way home that it's over </br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>You don't need to dump her, shes basically dumping you. Whopper of a FAGOP.</br></br> <br>shutupshutupshutupshutupyou'reruini<wbr>ngeverythingshutshutshutu[shutupshu<wbr>tupshutupshutthefuckup</wbr></wbr></br> <br>No. He's just realizing his status in the relationship. You faggots think good looks are a reason to settle while the truth is you could be men. You could be better than this.</br> <br>beta as fuck</br> <br>sounds good for me</br> Your father knew these things. Your grandfather did as well. Somewhere along the line you swallowed the feminist jargon. The sad truth is women aren't equal and will look down on you if you treat them as such. I'm not saying be cruel. I'm shouting context. Feminists are always easy lays. They are the most insecure of the herd. Validate them once and you can fuck them for life provided you never do again. They will seek your approval. <br>Hahaha bro come on. You seriously think girls dont lie ever? Every girl tells lies to their boyfriend, they start off small and get bigger once they find out what they can get away with. Best advice i learned from lots of the men in my family, if a womans mouth is moving, shes lying, its best to just assume they are always lying until proven otherwise, so you arent caught by surprise like a dumb cunt. Guilty until proven innocent if you will.</br> <br> Incapable of honesty <br> don't lie ever <br><br>Uh.<br><br>I'm capable of honesty and I've lied quite a few times.<br><br>Is this some weird christfag "honest people never lie ever" bullshit?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Why you comin home at 5 in tha monin'?</br> <br>nailed it, move on and be happy my good man.</br> <br>fuck bitches get money</br> POST A PIC FAGGOT<br>UR DONE WITH HER ANYWAY<br><br>GODDAMN NEWFAGS HOW HAVE NONE HAVE YOU ASKED<br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>They will try to sell you on some arbitrary and imaginary nonsense such as "emotional honesty." Women use emotional stimuli to control a relationship. Men you the lack of indulgence to do the same. Anger is a separate hole. Don't fall into it despite how intoxicating it's potential.</br> <br> Be nice <br> Be friendly <br> Pretend there is nothing wrong <br> Plan ahead <br> Ruin her life in an epic way <br> Flee to Somalia to escape privilege police <br> Greentext on /b/ </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Partially drunk. Excuse my grammar. I'm simply saying if you withhold emotional validation you won't be steamrolled. They will speak whatever nonsense is necessary to win an argument. If you focus on the facts you'll see that you're being manipulated. I'm not saying women are bad people. I'm saying this behavior has evolved over time. When you aren't the strongest you employ other tactics to get what you want. All women are liars. It's a survival trait.</br> <br>It's instinct.</br> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor<wbr>ldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabw<wbr>e/11767119/Cecil-the-lions-killer-r<wbr>evealed-as-American-dentist.html<br><br>Alright /b/ros, how can we ruin this guy's life? He killed a cat. The biggest cat out there. /b/ used to hate animal abuse, especially versus cats.<br><br>He's a smug, full of himself, oily skinned dentist, who thinks he's some sort of alpha predator or an ancient tribal hunter who gets his rocks off by shooting endangered species.<br><br>I'm not from the US so I can't send pizza to his house and so on. But I want us to figure it out. Maybe someone can hack his e-mail? The password would be "conanmacho12" or "bigdickhunter" or something like that..<br><br>FAQ for newfags:<br><br> Not your personal army <br>this is not a PA request you dipshit<br><br> Whiteknight <br>I'm not defending a cumpdumpster, i'm not arguing who'se the queen of /b/, so go fuck yourself<br><br> why should i bother <br>For the lulz is the only appropraite answer. But also because this guy is a shithead.<br><br> gtfo my /b/ <br>yeah, you go back to your trap and dick threads and let the real men handle this</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></wbr> you can't do anything<br><br>this thread will suck<br><br>faggots</br></br></br></br> bumping with tits for epic justice! <br>projecting your own inadequacies on the rest of /b/? You little cumguzzler, when /b/ gets serious it is a fucking force of nature!</br> <br>his life is already ruined.<br><br>Lions are not the biggest cats</br></br></br> <br>He's been in trouble before. Doesn't seem like he gives a shit. Not saying he doesn't deserve anything to happen to him.</br> <br>Jesus christ it's like circa 2011 /b/.</br> <br>Why would you give a shit? Who fucking cares? I hope he goes out and shoots another one.<br><br>Fucking PETA bottom feeder.</br></br></br> <br>Guess some oldfags still remain</br> <br>lol sonic the edgehog, go die of cancer</br> <br>lolnigga you insane?<br><br>Why the fuck would someone hunt a lion? What for? You can't eat it, you can't wear it, you can do NOTHING with a lion...<br><br>Kill 100 deer, 500 cows fuck my ass and call me Sally, I don't care...<br><br>But this shit is retarded. It's like setting your balls on fire for no other reason but because you can.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>go back to reddit you fucking faggot</br> <br>You little shit i've been on /b/ longer than you've been alive</br> <br>Find his public photobucket where he has noods and caps of texts between him and a stu-oh, wrong thread.</br> <br>Trophy hunting, why else?<br><br>I wish we could trophy hunt you peta fucks.</br></br></br> I don't think people who kill animals are bad people. They're animals ffs, not equal to humans! <br><br>He will have his punishment for his crime, your morals are not bigger than the justice system</br></br> <br>Now I KNOW you're new. Anyone who's been around for a long time doesn't give a rat's ass if anyone knows.</br> <br><br>'Sup /b/? When did you become a butthurt SJW site?</br></br> <br>fuck off you zoophiliac cunt</br> <br> thinks he's some sort of badass hunter <br><br>If murder were legal I'd place a stiletto in your liver one evening as you unlock your font door.</br></br></br> <br><br>Let me get this straight, you want to seek revenge on this man. A man that went out and hunted a Lion, one of the top predators with a bow and arrow, and the reason he did it was just for fun. And you want to blackmail this person? Good luck.</br></br> <br>I'm glad that stupid fucking lion is dead. Anybody frivolous enough to take a trip to Africa to shoot a lion is a faggot though. So you know, whatever.</br> <br><br>You don't know how many people were made to suffer for abusing/killing cats and dogs on this site. It's been known to happen dozens of times during the years.<br><br>However, during said years, you little edgy fucks were in elementary school.</br></br></br></br> <br>lol <br> implying you can stand let alone walk, you fat fuck </br></br> <br>then go back to ebaums world faggot</br> <br>Another teenaged internet tough guy.<br><br>You're a real fright, kid.</br></br></br> <br>that's better</br> arrows used for hunting is supposed to slit the target for it to bleed out. it doesnt hurt the animal a way a bullet would. <br>Nothing to say so you pull stuff out of your gaping ass? OK, Does your dad still fuck your mouth every night?</br> <br>pet cats and dogs =/= lions and other game animals<br><br>No one on /b/ gave a shit about that hot chick who killed a deer, opened its belly and crawled inside its organs, skun it and wore it as a suit and ate its heart</br></br></br> I support op and his cause, but I don't intend to take any action against this cunt, I'll stand by and see what happens <br>I've been on /b/ since 2007 and I've always hated you autistic SJW zoophile cunts and your awkward treatment of animals as if they're humans.<br><br>So fuck off and go to lebbit or some other shit site with your autism.</br></br></br> Anyone has her nudes? <br>bump because interested</br> she is the best, i love her <br>they are fake<br>she is fake<br>google lolipop ninja</br></br></br> <br>Does OP know whether there are nudes out there, or are you just trying your luck.</br> <br>She sent nudes out on her SnapChat history, this girl is mentally retarded.</br> <br>Apparently there's some snapchat pics.</br> <br><br>I don't give a fuck cause them titties r real</br></br> <br><br>well lets see em!</br></br> <br> supporting a camwhore who never delivers <br>such fail</br></br> <br><br>never supported her in my life I just wanna see her tits, you retarded faggot.</br></br> Nigger ill pay good money for that shit <br>Most based reply I've seen all day</br> <br><br>thanks.<br><br>bump, i want to see her titties.</br></br></br></br> <br><br>word to a nigga</br></br> Does anyone have any info on where we can get them? <br>She has been raided on twitch by 4chan, it is on Youtube</br> <br><br>bamp</br></br> <br>We all know that. Thats why he asked for the nudes from 4chan.<br>Are her nudes on YouTube? No</br></br> so tyler the creator got banned from australia from some stupid feminist group called collective shout. Anybody wanna make some petition or hashtag to piss them off? No because hes a wannabe edge cunt for swagfags and tumblrinas Bumping for hate of feminists <br>fook that tyler is a fag like top fag</br> Motherfucker killed a big cat for fun. A big cat who was the Alpha of his pride. A big cat who had 25 offspring who will now be killed by the new Alpha that takes over.<br><br>Thoughts /b/?</br></br> <br>I wish i was lol</br> Are you faggots serious? Boo fucking hoo no one cares. <br><br>Yes, called Jericho, just like Mufasa and Scar.</br></br> ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS. Can be about anything including: fetishes, crimes, that one time you accidentally the retard girl at band camp, missile launch codes, family recipes, what ever the fuck you want to share.... Seriously. No-one posting in my thread? Okay, I'll start. I suck 20 dicks a day and my parents don't know. <br>I'm happily married and have just fallen in love with another woman. Uh oh.</br> <br>u have a pic of ur face? wanna see what those guys fall for</br> <br>where do you live? you could suck 21 a day.</br> I went to disney channel with my parents permission <br>you weren't that happily married then</br> Fucked and came inside my cousin repeatedly when she was trashed and she is married, sex was consensual though. Ended up getting her pregnant and the husband thinks the kids his. Know it's mine though. Eyes look just like mine and facial features similar. You wouldn't notice or think to notice unless you knew though. So worth it, cumming in my cousin was the best feeling ever. <br>haha top LOL XDDD</br> <br>I'm using urinotherapy</br> <br>Not only was I, I still am.</br> A guy I knew put mustard up a cat's asshole.<br><br>It died..</br></br> I've gotten drunk and high at the age of 15 and I also had sex the same night, ps it was amazing Im kebab but I dont want to be kebab <br>Explain</br> I was in last thread.<br><br>Cheated on my husband and have no guilt</br></br> <br>Nice.. got kik?</br> <br>Savage</br> <br>I've cheated on my girlfriend of 3 years twice and have no guilt. Although sometimes I feel bad about not feeling guilty</br> <br> be me <br> 16-17 at the time <br> obtain preggers gf <br> was preggers before i met her <br> didnt actually like her <br> goes out with anyways <br> she took my v <br> i proceeded to use her as a cum bucket until she had the kid <br> she was really stupid <br> i helped name the kid <br> named "kairi" after video game character (kh) <br> dumped cause i moved away <br>feel guity cause i used her</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Not interested</br> <br>I don't seed torrents when i'm done with them.</br> <br>I'm using it to cure acne from my face and my back. I also use it when i got stomac ache.<br><br>It works pretty well. Maybe just some placebo shit. But yay fuck it.</br></br></br> <br><br>Can you post your ass? <br><br>Also do you have snapchat?</br></br></br></br> <br>What made you do it?<br>I'll tell my story if anyone wants to hear a long one</br></br> <br><br>I want to hear your story. <br><br>I'm single but fucking my best friends fiance out of spite.</br></br></br></br> <br>go ahead dude</br> <br>Both times were women I work with<br>Was never really my intention, I flirt jokingly but when things progressed I didn't back away</br></br> <br><br>I use to do Bn'Es and still prefer the company of younger females.</br></br> I actually have no secrets of my own <br>I like black girls.<br>I know... Its horrible, no one of my friends knows about this.</br></br> <br>Guy with many fetishes of the previous thread, still open to advices and scales of how bad I should feel.</br> I'm into watching girls be choked during sex.<br>check out this video ppl and see if u like. i dont wanna be only one who likes this here ;/ <br>http://www.xbbws.com/video1373779/a<wbr>nal_k.o._</wbr></br></br> I am an agnostic in secret but my entire family are muslims and im scared to tell them my secret because im 100% I'll be outcasted and financially cut off I pooped in a Tupperware for the first time yesterday. It smelled really bad and was warm. I didn't want to throw it away and have someone discover it. So I shoved it in my closet, and buried it in dirty clothes. It's still in there and I'm freaking out cause it's gone rotten and my room smells awful. I stole a banana when i was 7 years old and im not a nigger. <br><br>I'm going to bed, but I want to hear your reasons.<br><br>[email protected] is my fake email. Night /b/</br></br></br></br> <br> start dating guy at 15 <br> we have everything in common <br> play vidya, watch dumb youtubee videos, 15 year old things <br> stay together for all of high school <br> move away to college together at 18 <br> he dropped out after two weeks and started playing WoW heavily <br> literally all the time <br> my sister who was our room mate says something <br> he just shuts himself in tighter <br> starts to get weird if I'm by him on his computer <br> refuses to let me see what he's talking about in whispers <br> realize he's been hanging out with a few girls online, flirting, ERPing, shit like that <br> tell him it doesn't make me feel comfortable and ask for him to stop <br> he won't stop so after being depressed about it, I kicked him out. <br><br>Will cont.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Just dump him. Cheating on him is just a display of your own immaturity and you're no better than he is.</br></br> <br>I like see it too</br> i spy cam mom and show her tits and pussy on /b <br>show us!</br> I've gotten drunk and high at the age of 15 and I also had sex the same night, ps it was amazing <br>remove yourself</br> I hate my dad, but keep him around for the occasional $200. <br>I dont have the courage to do that</br> I took revenge a chick that wronged me years ago. After a series of bullshit between us she started usurping all the things I was working towards, including a job I was aiming for and the like, knowing full well I had my sights on it since years but misusing the fact that she's female for personal gain and social blackmail. Our history's a long story, but over the years the hate mounted, and when I finally managed to work my way up the ladder and enter into a society in which she had long since blacklisted me and turned people against me, I had enough.<br><br>At a party for people in our particular academic circles I pretended I wanted to mend our ties and apologize (nothing to apologize for but bitch has an ego and took moral high ground), offered to buy her a drink. She accepted, probably thinking she'd "won", I spiked her drink with heavy laxatives. Had a pretend nice convo, said goodbye, left the party. Minutes later I hear from a friend at said party that bitch publicly shat herself and projectile vomited over a very esteemed professor at the same time. Reputation ruined, and up until this day she never suspected me. Either way, she's out of the game for good and is in a different field now.<br><br>Karma's a bitch.</br></br></br></br> Gave me 4 year old an RKO off the bed told me wife he fell <br>Made out drunk with my stepmother when I was 15. Hand down her shirt, her foot on my cock, kissing etc. <br><br>Bitch wouldn't go all the way though.</br></br></br> when i'm at the dentists I steal as many free samples as possible, I don't even need them <br> feel relieved to be away from him <br> have sex with two different guys <br> just FWB situations, I didn't want a relationship <br> enjoying my time away and my depression is lifting <br> a few months later he shows up at my door <br> he wants me back <br> tell him I'm not ready for that now if ever <br> he gets pathetic and cries on the floor while I tell him to leave <br> somehow he's convinced were together and tells my sister and all our friends <br> eventually get him to leave and drive back home 300 miles <br> have sex with some guy and friends find out <br> they tell my ex <br> he freaks out and calls me <br> everyone is on his side and say I cheated on him <br> no one will talk to me <br> contemplate an hearing <br> try to OD on my depression meds but my room mate hide them <br> try to starve myself but o my made it six days <br> no other way I could think of , had no gun or rope <br><br>This is when my mental defenses failed me</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> I dumped my bf who is dying of cancer. I still pretend we're together to my family and friends, but I havent talked to him in almost 2 months. <br>yea nice seeing hands around a chicks neck while fucking is hottest thing</br> <br>Why would you marry him?</br> <br>My ex used to loved being choked every time we fucked</br> i jack off 7 times a day i was the one who pushed an old drudged up drunk beaner off the bus in Hillsboro and kicked in his face. back in 1996, i saw myself on the news the next day. but they couldn't make out my face. Got bored one day back when I was 15 so I played with fire and ended up melting the bottom of a bathroom sink in an abandoned trailer home. Place burned to the ground, but no one saw so I lied to to cops and they never found out who did it. Never played with fire again and still staying away from it after 4 years. <br> look at me i think im cool although this happens to 90% of the world </br> <br>I have a friend who's blind.<br>Once, I was helping her to go back to her home in my car, when she told me that she was afraid she will live her life alone because of her blindness. I tried to help her feel better, when suddently she told me she was hot. We started to have sex in the car, but it was impossible to fulfill her desire, so when I was to tired, I asked a random guy to finished her doggystyle so she won't know it wasn't me anymore. Still today she don"t know, she was fucked by a random guy...</br></br> <br>you fucking monster</br> I'm cheating on this... F31... <br> after a few weeks of me living a pitiful existence I get a phone call <br> its him <br> says he forgive me, give me a place to stay and we will start over <br> desperately needing something in my life, I decided to give of a shot <br> I endured months of him threatening suicide and manipulating my broken mind <br> essentially became brainwashed to just make him happy so I could be less miserable <br> I know its pathetic but this was my all time low. <br> been going on for last two years <br> think I convinced myself that I was happy <br> he was still an asshole but we just have so much in common , its hard not to want to be with him <br> the bad times sucked but the good times were so good <br> last year we even got married <br><br>biggest mistake ever besides taking him back in the first place</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>...with this, f18</br> <br>This</br> I shot a man in Reno. <br>Ummm idk I wanna see the world burn I guess</br> <br><br>Divorce him. And don't have kids with him.</br></br> <br>Just to watch him die?</br> I wish I was dead, but if I died some bitchass would be happy and I don't like that bitchass so I must continue living to spite that bitchasss <br><br>I'm going but do you have kik or snapchat? I'd really like to talk to you more about this. I'm divorced myself. I highly recommend it.</br></br> <br>Trips for don't feel bad.<br><br> Black pussy was the tightest pussy that my cock has ever graced. <br> Including Asians. </br></br></br></br> <br> 4chan <br> having gf </br></br> Pic below yours becomes your new Steam pic for a week. gosu pro ballen <br>Fuck this thread but I'm stealing that Jabba.</br> <br>K</br> contribute fagits Enjoy <br> mfw </br> Mine's a penis, isn't it? SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH AEROPLANES Faggots i'm not feeling particularly douchebaggy implying anyone actually changes their picture <br><br>This thread is building my "Face" folder.</br></br> a dead nigger <br>2pac lives in reno with elvis</br> <br>That movie was such a piece of crap</br> Uninstalled steam to get through semester, but could use a new phone background... Ok Jokes on you fargs, I don't even have a stem <br>is that the guy from the new black Nike shoes promo?!</br> <br>I feel like I've seen that guy on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job.<br>Oh, and you almost had some tasty quads, shame</br></br> why not Pepe <br>yes yes i did get one off there..... i think you have probably seen him on the Heaven's Gate videos<br>that's Marshall Applewhite, he was a religious group/cult (whatever you want to call it) leader<br>they all wore black Nikes for their "takeoff"<br>they killed themselves<br>that's all i have to say about that</br></br></br></br></br> yup <br><br>I'll post proof too, aslong as it's actually SFW.</br></br> <br>That'd make a great album cover</br> <br>I concure</br> There you go lad ;e ks Anyone like this guy? <br>no</br> <br>Old white people who didn't go to college. So no.</br> <br>I'm like that guy</br> <br>I LOVE HIM</br> <br>I like his hairdo.</br> <br>He'll probably do ok, Americans worship celebrities</br> ya Trump, fuck yeah! <br>He is amusing as fuck but sure the hell wouldn't vote for him.</br> he tells the truth that the other lying politicians are afraid to say <br>Looking forward to you cunts voting him in. <br><br>DO IT CUNTS!</br></br></br> Waaayyy better than this lying Kunt <br>He's a fucking dick. I've hated him since well before he decided to try and buy the presidency</br> Honest question: what does he do with his hair? <br><br>Every time I see him on youtube or tv, its like there is some kind of camera trick or something that makes the top of his head all fuzzy and out of focus, like when they want to censor stuff on tv. <br><br>My theory is that he has a really long mullet that he combs to the front of his head, but I dont really know. Is there a photo of him in heavy wind?</br></br></br></br> Uh...this IS 4chan, anon: We hate niggers beaners chinkers Jews and faggots. <br><br> based Trump is based </br></br> <br>I think he is bald in the back. Just some crazy as comb over.</br> Will vote for him. Would he be a great president? Probably not. Would he better than Hillary, Jeb, or Scotty Walker? Fuck yes! I think he is one of the few candidates that actually cares about this country. <br> I think he is one of the few candidates that actually cares about this country. <br> mfw </br></br> <br><br>How would he do anywhere remotely better than the seasoned politicians you mentioned?</br></br> <br><br>are you 97 years old</br></br> <br>I don't really think about him that much, but I definitely know he isn't a qualified presidential-candidate</br> <br>Ivana Trump’s assertion of “rape” came in a deposition—part of the early ’90s divorce case between the Trumps, and revealed in the 1993 book Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump.<br><br>The book, by former Texas Monthly and Newsweek reporter Harry Hurt III, described a harrowing scene. After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.<br>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl<wbr>es/2015/07/27/ex-wife-donald-trump-<wbr>made-feel-violated-during-sex.html</wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br> <br>“Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.<br><br>What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.</br></br></br> <br>Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”<br><br>Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.</br></br></br> <br>I hate all politicians, they are usually corrupt as hell, and like a street walking whore sell their services to bankers and industrialists</br> <br><br>sounds hot tbh</br></br> <br> implying you learn anything in college that you could not research/discover yourself <br><br>seriously, all I did in college was party, hangout, and act like a pseudo-intellectual<br><br>this basically holds true for any college student<br><br>you think college really matures you, when all you learn to do is kiss more ass<br><br>prove me wrong</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>he's pretty different.<br><br>says what the thinks, is open about his stances, self funded</br></br></br> <br> After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot </br> <br> wasn't a STEM major </br> <br>Only ironically.</br> <br>you heard it loud and clear...most evryone will once they give him a chance to steal their hearts</br> the very fact that americans are looking at someone who has absolutely no experience in political circles, as a viable candidate for the presidency is, honestly shocking.<br><br>its sort of like saying "I need a heart transplant, so I chose that guy who plays a doctor in that TV show". <br><br>How fucked-up is the american psyche that they're even thinking of it?</br></br></br></br> Give me the best YLYL pics you got. Anyone? No? Boring bunch of cunts <br><br>lost</br></br> <br>404</br> <br>Fuck off faggot<br>If you want a thread going, you got to post more than one image.</br></br> <br>Haha small cock getting angry</br> <br>I keked before I could post</br> <br>difference between asking for funny pictures.. and starting a ylyl thread..</br> <br>The very end. <br>wp anon. wp</br></br> <br>Nice dub dubs m808</br> /thread This is it. <br><br>How the shit do you maintain an erection like that while buried in snow.</br></br> <br>how do manage to keep a boner in the snow anyway?</br> <br>Lost</br> <br><br>He's a cutfag, his desensitized dick probably can't feel the cold anyway.</br></br> Can you feel how much of a failure your thread is OP?<br>Not gonna post pics for such a whiney faggot anyway.</br> <br><br>If you look carefully, the dick is outside of the snow. While the body is submerged.<br>Presuming it's not a dildo anyway.<br><br>So the relative sensitivity of his dick compared to what it would be were he wearing a turtle neck is irrelevant.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Someones abut upset about his size.</br> This had everyone kekking to the max Worst ylyl ever. 0/10 thread <br>lost its been a while since i lost but this got me.</br> <br>good shit man.</br> <br><br/></br> <br>fuck your potassium new fig</br> <br>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.<br><br>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.</br></br></br> <br><br>Cannot unsee.</br></br> fuck it. <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>I hope you know that this banana bullshit is dead. No one is keking to this and even though it bumps this shitty ass thread, you're doing nothing to contribute to society. All of you are simply copy pasta faggots who lack any sort of puberty growth that would constitute a normal penis.<br><br>I hope your mothers get raped by mexicans</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> You have being visit by pootie-patoot-toot. Many luck for your! <br>is the joke that hes so white that you cant read the text?</br> <br> genuinely lost </br> This is a gif <br>Too soon</br> ayyy the bad part is that this thread started out so good. <br>almost...</br> <br>how to buy banana account</br> <br>You're kidding, right?</br> <br>wow</br> <br>he is super cereal guys!</br> <br>could someone tell me how to buy banana account?</br> <br>top kek</br> <br>give me a banana account plz</br> <br>Excuse me guys<br>Where can I purchase a premium banana account?</br></br> <br>Lost so hard, dat shit cray</br> <br>How much is it?</br> be me <br> with gfs family <br> dinner night out <br> gfs dad decides on steakhouse <br> ready to order <br> dad orders some barely cooked piece of meat <br> cringe on inside <br> ask waiter which one of the preparations is the cooked one <br> order well done <br> actually enjoy steak texture for once <br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/631195879#p631195879">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Why do I care if it tastes good to me?</br> <br><br>BBQ / A1 sause in a steakhouse?<br><br>Get the fuck out......</br></br></br></br> Tender soft meaty cut: rare.<br>Marbled cut: medium rare. <br>Almost inedible piece of roadkill you must eat to survive: well done.</br></br> Let's have some Chloe? <br>Yes</br> what a handsome trap <br>ofcourse you should but I hope that is not the total of your entire Chlo folder</br> hi guys! i got a raise at work today and im gonna give away a few games! <br>dubs: skyrim<br>trips: gmod, dead island, etc...<br>quads: any game on steam!</br></br></br> <br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/steamf<wbr>tbobross/</wbr></br> rolll plssssssss<br>id- souleaterjoel</br> Read full game description you idiots What is the best scene in Game of Thrones? <br>Tfw you assholes spoiled it for me so i didnt get to really experience it</br> <br>Gtfo you bandwagon riding faggot. You REALLY want to fit in, huh?</br> <br>everybody dies, btw.</br> Trans people are just boys in girls' clothes who also have plastic surgery to look like girls just because they're so obsessed.<br><br>I think we can all agree that's exactly /b/'s stance on this, right?</br></br> <br>I always thought being trans was an imlication that they were changing into something? <br>Why would you want to alter your gender or sex and then stop half way?</br></br> <br> "what makes God think he's better than us?" <br>If Christianity is right, it means he created you. Dafuq logic is that?</br></br> <br>* implication</br></blockquote>][ Gay marraige is now legal in all 50 states What are your thoughts /b/? Follow dreem KILL ZE JEwS! Oh, hey, got dubs. so, if gay marriage is legal, soon will be pedophilia and zoophilia legal in the US? No Honestly, why is that even a question? Is that the only thing people can think of as a rebutle? My dogs gay (black too) I caught him humping another male dog. he's still the coolest dog I've ever had. He just likes to bark, run and hump another consenting male dog. It's the same way with people. As long as you are with a consenting person there's nothing wrong with a little ass play in between your daily routine. Thats funny as fuck, mostly because im pretty sure all male dogs do that. So mean thing that stops those from becoming legal is consent no child or animal can give real consent but two full grown men can. concensual Dogs hump each other to show dominance, anon. Doesn't mean your dog is gay. Fucking libtards one door is open to pedophiles, good job Amerika. Only the republican judges voted for it to be legal If anyone has ever worked in a restaurant they know all the gay shit the cooks like to do. They are cool with it; are we really less evolved than the Mexicans? He wears a scarf after going to the salon...pretty sure he's gay. Either way still the coolest dog. If someone wants to be as cool as my dog LeRoy then I got no problem with what they do. when will they let lesbins get married? When speaking of gay marraige, its addressed as both parties. Male and females can get married Gay A child can give consent you fucking retard. You're telling me a 15 year old isn't aware of what they want or what's going on? this anon is confirmed 15 pls ban Murica is now a faglord country. Please evacuate to nearby countries I'm mad because I'm an edgy contrarian with no friends! Disgraced to be an American, but then again that's the usual nowadays don't care. I said child you fucking teenypopper faggot I have a boner. A gay boner. Gay marriage doesn't really change this, so fuck it because either way I could have still bust a nut. Same reason I hump your mom ITT: can we discuss Muslims we've actually met IRL? Living in an insular american society viewing the Islamic world through media portrayal it'd be easy to view Muslims with disgust. But when I sit down and think about Muslims I've met, I realize they've invariably been nice people, always inviting me in for tea and shit, telling me it's really cool that I'm from America (which you'll never hear from a European). I'm interested in hearing about other people's interactions with our sandnigger brethren. If you've never met a Muslim, pls stay out of conversation. Yeah, they're nice people actually None of them wearing that ISIS outfit or something. Some of my best friends are muslim. I have two cousins married to NE African Muslims. One nice guy, one a dick. Both naturalized regular citizens. One even works inside our defense department. I only know one. The only way you would know he's a Muslim is if you asked him or offer him a drink at a party. Have a couple Muslim friends. One thing I've notices is that even the most liberal of their families are still pretty damn conservative. They've stopped my friends from going off to good colleges just because they were too far, and a close friend in particular is moving to Abu Dabi because his parents are. Taqiyya and Kitman Wait until they are majority and it is convert or beheaded. in Syria in 2011 miss bus, have to wait until night for next one atmosphere on bus feels sketchier than a NYC subway at night old lady sitting in front of me keeps turning around and giving me weird looks she pulls out her cellphone and starts dialing oh Jesus, who is she calling oh Jesus is she going to detonate an IED she turns around and hands me cellphone ...hello? voice on other end: "hello, do you speak English?" yeah... "you're sitting behind my grandmother." ok? "she's worried about you." oh yes?... "in the village you're going to all the hotels will be closed and she doesn't think you'll have anywhere to sleep. If you go with her when the bus stops, you can come and stay at my family home." I am still in touch with that family today. Luckily they live in the south. The Qur'an: Qur'an (16:106) - Establishes that there are circumstances that can "compel" a Muslim to tell a lie. Qur'an (3:28) - This verse tells Muslims not to take those outside the faith as friends, unless it is to "guard themselves" against danger, meaning that there are times when a Muslim may appear friendly to non-Muslims, though they should not feel that way.. Qur'an (9:3) - "...Allah and His Messenger are free from liability to the idolaters..." The dissolution of oaths with the pagans who remained at Mecca following its capture. They did nothing wrong, but were evicted anyway. Qur'an (40:28) - A man is introduced as a believer, but one who must "hide his faith" among those who are not believers. Qur'an (2:225) - "Allah will not call you to account for thoughtlessness in your oaths, but for the intention in your hearts" The context of this remark is marriage, which explains why Sharia allows spouses to lie to each other for the greater good. Qur'an (3:54) - "And they (the disbelievers) schemed, and Allah schemed (against them): and Allah is the best of schemers." The Arabic word used here for scheme (or plot) is makara, which literally means 'deceit'. If Allah is supremely deceitful toward unbelievers, then there is little basis for denying that Muslims are allowed to do the same. (See also 8:30 and 10:21) Taken collectively these verses are interpreted to mean that there are circumstances when a Muslim may be "compelled" to deceive others for a greater purpose. To be honest, I don't know how many I've met because I think a lot of the ones around here are actually Sikhs. Never met a Muslim. Come to think of it, never met a black person or an Arab. Thank you based Eastern Europe Met a muslim named Barry Soetoro he stunk You dirty Dhimmi How does moslem cock taste I'm an American who's worked in Saudi Arabia. The Muslims I've worked with there were super nice. Both shia and sunni. They weren't judgemental about western ideals. They asked me lots of questions about living in the US and took good care of me during my stays. BUT...Saudi Arabia is a fucked up place. The land where joy and happiness goes to die. The following things are illegal: alcohol, musical performances, movie theaters, women exposing their hair/body, talking to women you aren't married or related to etc etc. Islam dominates every aspect of life. I'm conflicted. Are Muslims inherently bad? No. Would I want to live in a society dominated by Islam? Over my dead body. From the Hadith: Bukhari (52:269) - "The Prophet said, 'War is deceit.'" The context of this is thought to be the murder of Usayr ibn Zarim and his thirty unarmed men by Muhammad's men after he "guaranteed" them safe passage (see Additional Notes below). Bukhari (49:857) - "He who makes peace between the people by inventing good information or saying good things, is not a liar." Lying is permitted when the end justifies the means. Bukhari (84:64-65) - Speaking from a position of power at the time, Ali confirms that lying is permissible in order to deceive an "enemy." Muslim (32:6303) - "...he did not hear that exemption was granted in anything what the people speak as lie but in three cases: in battle, for bringing reconciliation amongst persons and the narration of the words of the husband to his wife, and the narration of the words of a wife to her husband (in a twisted form in order to bring reconciliation between them)." Bukhari (50:369) - Recounts the murder of a poet, Ka'b bin al-Ashraf, at Muhammad's insistence. The men who volunteered for the assassination used dishonesty to gain Ka'b's trust, pretending that they had turned against Muhammad. This drew the victim out of his fortress, whereupon he was brutally slaughtered despite putting up a ferocious struggle for his life. From Islamic Law: Reliance of the Traveler (p. 746 - 8.2) - "Speaking is a means to achieve objectives. If a praiseworthy aim is attainable through both telling the truth and lying, it is unlawful to accomplish through lying because there is no need for it. When it is possible to achieve such an aim by lying but not by telling the truth, it is permissible to lie if attaining the goal is permissible (N:i.e. when the purpose of lying is to circumvent someone who is preventing one from doing something permissible), and obligatory to lie if the goal is obligatory... it is religiously precautionary in all cases to employ words that give a misleading impression... "One should compare the bad consequences entailed by lying to those entailed by telling the truth, and if the consequences of telling the truth are more damaging, one is entitled to lie. That's touching I knew one from a government club I was in, he was big into martial arts and seemed like an alright guy. Muslims are allowed to lie to unbelievers in order to defeat them. The two forms are: Taqiyya - Saying something that isn't true. Kitman - Lying by omission. An example would be when Muslim apologists quote only a fragment of verse 5:32 (that if anyone kills "it shall be as if he had killed all mankind") while neglecting to mention that the rest of the verse (and the next) mandate murder in undefined cases of "corruption" and "mischief." Though not called Taqiyya by name, Muhammad clearly used deception when he signed a 10-year treaty with the Meccans that allowed him access to their city while he secretly prepared his own forces for a takeover. The unsuspecting residents were conquered in easy fashion after he broke the treaty two years later, and some of the people in the city who had trusted him at his word were executed. Another example of lying is when Muhammad used deception to trick his personal enemies into letting down their guard and exposing themselves to slaughter by pretending to seek peace. This happened in the case of Ka'b bin al-Ashraf (as previously noted) and again later against Usayr ibn Zarim, a surviving leader of the Banu Nadir tribe, which had been evicted from their home in Medina by the Muslims. At the time, Usayr ibn Zarim was attempting to gather an armed force against the Muslims from among a tribe allied with the Quraish (against which Muhammad had already declared war). Muhammad's "emissaries" went to ibn Zarim and persuaded him to leave his safe haven on the pretext of meeting with the prophet of Islam in Medina to discuss peace. Once vulnerable, the leader and his thirty companions were massacred by the Muslims with ease, belying the probability that they were mostly unarmed, having been given a guarantee of safe passage (Ibn Ishaq 981). CONT Bait please leave I dated a Muslim girl before. She was perfect in every way. She then left me because I wouldn't accept god or convert to Islam Such was the reputation of Muslims for lying and then killing that even those who "accepted Islam" did not feel entirely safe. The fate of the Jadhima is tragic evidence for this. When Muslim "missionaries" approached their tribe one of the members insisted that they would be slaughtered even though they had already "converted" to Islam to avoid just such a demise. However, the others were convinced that they could trust the Muslim leader's promise that they would not be harmed if they simply offered no resistance. (After convincing the skeptic to lay down his arms, the unarmed men of the tribe were quickly tied up and beheaded - Ibn Ishaq 834 & 837). Today's Muslims often try to justify Muhammad's murder of poets and others who criticized him at Medina by saying that they broke a treaty by their actions. Yet, these same apologists place little value on treaties broken by Muslims. From Muhammad to Saddam Hussein, promises made to non-Muslim are distinctly non-binding in the Muslim mindset. Leaders in the Arab world routinely say one thing to English-speaking audiences and then something entirely different to their own people in Arabic. Yassir Arafat was famous for telling Western newspapers about his desire for peace with Israel, then turning right around and whipping Palestinians into a hateful and violent frenzy against Jews. The 9/11 hijackers practiced deception by going into bars and drinking alcohol, thus throwing off potential suspicion that they were fundamentalists plotting jihad. This effort worked so well, in fact, that even weeks after 9/11, John Walsh, the host of a popular American television show, said that their bar trips were evidence of 'hypocrisy.' CONT I like in a small college town that from what i heard is funded by the saudis as we have a good population of them. They cause no trouble, friendly as fuck, and smoke weed everyday. The transmission from Flight 93 records the hijackers telling their doomed passengers that there is "a bomb on board" but that everyone will "be safe" as long as "their demands are met." Obviously none of these things were true, but these men, who were so intensely devoted to Islam that they were willing to "slay and be slain for the cause of Allah" (as the Qur'an puts it) saw nothing wrong with employing Taqiyya in order to facilitate their mission of mass murder. The Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) insists that it "has not now or ever been involved with the Muslim Brotherhood, or supported any covert, illegal, or terrorist activity or organization." In fact, it was created by the Muslim Brotherhood and has bankrolled Hamas. At least nine founders or board members of ISNA have been accused by prosecutors of supporting terrorism. Prior to engineering several deadly terror plots, such as the Fort Hood massacre and the attempt to blow up a Detroit-bound airliner, American cleric Anwar al-Awlaki was regularly sought out by NPR, PBS and even government leaders to expound on the peaceful nature of Islam. The Quran says in several places that Allah is the best at deceiving people. An interesting side note is verse 7:99, which says that the only people who feel secure from Allah are actually those who will perish in Hell. Taken literally, this would mean that those Muslims who arrogantly assume that they will enter heaven are in for a rude surprise (such are the hazards of worshipping an all-powerful deceiver). CONT The near absence of Qur'anic verse and reliable Hadith that encourage truthfulness is somewhat surprising, given that many Muslims are convinced that their religion teaches honesty. In fact, it is because of this ingrained belief that many Muslims are quite honest. When lying is addressed in the Qur'an, it is nearly always in reference to the "lies against Allah" - referring to the Jews and Christians who rejected Muhammad's claim to being a prophet. Finally, the circumstances by which Muhammad allowed a believer to lie to a non-spouse are limited to those that either advance the cause of Islam or enable a Muslim to avoid harm to his well-being (and presumably that of other Muslims as well). Although this should be kept very much in mind when dealing with matters of global security, such as Iran's nuclear intentions, it is not grounds for assuming that the Muslim one might personally encounter on the street or in the workplace is any less honest than anyone else. It's a fucking shame what's happening to good people in Syria now. You can thank the US, Turkey and Saudi Arabia for helping destabilize the country. Met 2 in college, Mo and Khayvon Both super nice, just normal guys really. Played LoL with them, just kinda did normal stuff. Only diff is they prayed 5 times a day and one of them kept Hallal, the other didnt . Muslim here I believe in Muslim rights in other countries but it bothers me how Muslims are pressing their stricter beliefs through lobbyism into countries that are mostly non Muslim Any muslim I've met here has been tolerable at best and everything revolves around their religion, they took offense at anything resembling any other religion and I would not trust them for 2 seconds. never met one. not sure why. Ha those christan/muslim chicks that try to bait you into their religion This is interesting because it directly contradicts at least one passage in the Quran. Not going to bother finding it, but it was explained to me like this: you're in hospital visiting grandma you happen to see a friend lying in a bed, dying friend says, "oh how sweet of you, you came to see me on my deathbed, now I can die happy" you say "yes, that's exactly what I came here for" You've just committed a sin i've only seen muslim men walking down the street with their women walking 10 feet behind them like second class citizens. I've also seen muslim women walking together with their heads covered, but wearing those tight jeans that show off their nice asses which kind of negates the point of wearing that head shit. <br/> Muslims are crazy ..they believe in a crazy religion...they believe in jihad which is very crazy ..it is a hateful and violent religion Fucking sucked. She was 4'9. An artist. Hourglass shape body. And decent sized tits. Probably one of the best I ever had but alloha snackbar was more important I'm Polish so i didnt see a nigger or a muslim in the last 8 years (i was in greece 8 years ago). So yeah. No experiences with muslim savages here. God damn i love my country, and i love that everyone else hates it. There still be 0 niggers here while the rest of europe turns into a ZOO. Greetings from Poland. Have a nice day. There are other Islamic countries that I'm sure are not that repressed. Saudi Arabia probably wasn't the best example lol Knew a kid in middle school. Was fat had a bit of a neckbears because its fucking middle school and he was letting it grow. His name was ali. A bit of a bro. He ltold me his dad is a bit of a nut and he had a hot older sister that had a bit of a booty. AIDF pls go Every muslim I've met has been cool to very cool. Britfag here; Dated a girl from South Africa for 2-3 years, then got engaged for a year before breaking up. She was Muslim (although she didn't practice the religion much herself). Her parents loved me, was always going round their house to eat, would talk to them, they took me out for my birthday a few times, even took me and the ex out for a meal on one of out anniversaries. the only thing they didn't like was we moved in together, but by the time they found out, it was to late. Nice people. http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/<wbr>138-jake-neuman/1664-the-real-5-pil<wbr>lars-of-islam.html</wbr></wbr> I don't know any Muslim IRL but one of my gf's friends gonna marry one after a one year relationship over Skype (yes, they never met and know each other only thru computer). I've met a dude in my class. He's nice. He goes to the corner to say his prayers, but he's a dedicated student with a good sense of humour. Met a girl the other day, she's was a giggly sort that couldn't stop laughing once she started. That goes for everything anyone has any kind of opinion about when discussed on the internet. I said IRL. Equally, I didn't ask about what the Quran says, I asked about how IRL Muslims seem to interpret it. I'd love to hear your opinion, but expressed in your own words. Thanks. Not all muslims are violent retards, the current estimate based on the number of muslims world-wide vs those in some form of terror/violent group puts the number of those that want (or are at least willing) to kill you at 20%, so 80% of muslims are fine... ...that said... Barring other variables, that a 1 in 5 chance of a muslim you meet wanting you dead. And 20% is a minority, but compared to ANY other religion (0.0001%) the number is insanely high. Islam IS a religion of violence and hate and those 80% are the "mainstream muslims" that say they are but don't really live it much. Much like some of those that say they're christian then admit they never go to church and rarely if ever read their Bible. The most devout of christians are some of the most kind, caring people in the world (Billy Graham, Mother Teresa, etc...), but the most devout of muslims are people like ISIS, Al-Quaeda, Hezzbolah, etc... secular muslim is fine, chill. neo-converted one is dangerous, he goes by the book and call us "misbeliever". So I was at university with a Pakistani muslim, called Shoaib. Started hanging out a bit, I thought he was annoying at first but he grew on me. Also there was a weird chinese kid we would hang out with. In labs he really knew his stuff so I would partner him. Then I'd 'help' him by checking the English in his lab reports...while cribbing his best work for myself. His English was pretty good too. I was invited out to Pakistan to visit him (Karachi) but never went, we've kinda lost touch now but he was a cool guy. I've got nothing against muslims (I'm Scottish, have worked in an Indian restaraunt and they were pretty sound as well) as in my experience they are just people. It's so easy to lump any big, slightly different looking group together. I'm surprised there isn't more moslems here, considering mohummad was a peophile. moslems are subhuman scum. Never met a moslem I liked. Case closed. My family is mostly Muslims. Only me and my older brother are secretly atheists. You can't really tell if Muslims as a whole are nice or bad. And just because you interacted with a couple of them and they were nice that doesn't mean all Muslims are nice. Source: my family is a bunch of fucking assholes. I live in Canada. I used to work with a Muslim when I worked at BK. Around lunchtime he would spend his break in the breakroom laying a carpet on the ground and praying the way they do in Mecca, like I mean the full Muslim way, and it had to be facing a specific way too, which I found interesting. He'd sometimes do this twice during his shift. Whenever a customer wanted bacon on their sandwich, I had to handle the bacon for him because he would refuse to touch pork products even with gloves on. Other than that, he was as westernized and blasphemous as the rest of us. The duality of his character was astounding. gr8 b8 m8 Here in the US, Muslims tend to be functioning members of society. It's mostly Arab and Euro Muslims that are a problem. Look at persecuted religions throughout history. Their lands and countries were decided upon by white rulers. every elected government they have tried to elect has either been over thrown or undermined by white countries backing their chosen leader. They have been invaded They are bombed or attacked by drones daily they are used as a scape goat by western leaders/powers. Can you blame them for growing up hating whites and the west? I've been anally fucked by one or two Not a bait. http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/P<wbr>ages/Games-Muslims-Play.htm Educate yourselves </wbr> /thread If Islam is a religion of peace, then why is it the only one that consistently produces religiously-motivated terrorist attacks each and every day of the year? Why are tens of thousands of people willing and able to cut off an innocent person’s head or fly a plane full of passengers into an office building while screaming praises to Allah? Where’s the outrage among other Muslims when this happens… and why do they get more worked up over cartoons and hijabs? But when I sit down and think about Muslims I've met, I realize they've invariably been nice people, always inviting me in for tea and shit I went to uni with one, he was one of the nicest guys I've met. Smoked, got drunk, ate everything that he was'nt allowed to, fucked some amount of girls at uni and did'nt mention anything about his religion said it was all shit. But he said that his family would go mad if they knew he did any of it the number of those that want (or are at least willing) to kill you at 20%, so 80% of muslims are fine... You're just so retarded you went around the whole retardation spectrum and became intelligent again most devout of Muslims One of my best friends is about as devout a Muslim as you could ever meet. He does the call to prayer for his mosque, is memorizing the Quran, his while life revolves around his faith. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. But when he talks about extremism, terrorism, etc, I see genuine hatred in his eyes. For him, the overriding passage in the Quran is the fact that you're not supposed to kill, period. The passages which talk about killing noon-believers were spoken by Mohammed with reference to specific groups of non-believers whom they were warring with at the time. These passages have been twisted in modern times, but all educated Muslims know better. It's the uneducated, politically frustrated, impoverished Arabs who perform acts of terrorism with religion as a justification. Terrorism is the weapon of the powerless. Of course the Palestinians would use armies and fighter jets, if they had them. So that begs the question, if Islam didn't exist, wouldn't these people still be politically frustrated/impoverished? Without Islam, wouldn't terrorism still exist? The worldview promoted by islam is hostile. Any book, movie, etc. promotes a certain worldview. If you support that worldview then you own responsibiilty for that. The worldview of islam is the following. "If you're not a muslim then you're not ok and you must change or get gone" The worldview of democracy is one of tolerance. "I'm ok and you're ok too even if we dont vote the same" Obviously there will be trouble no matter what. Democrats will pull islam closer until they explode on them. Islam is a new religion and designed itself to be pulled closer. Islam was designed to be offended by Christians so they can claim to have been attacked and then use violence. The idiot on the street thinks now it's 1-1 so now we can expect peace. But the offense attack of course was fake because they designed the religion to be offended. Did you see the press conference about the ruling on tsarnaev? That attorney made a nice point about how the bombing had nothing to do with the Muslim religion. And she made a point of saying that it was NOT an act of terrorism do to religious extremism, but through just selfish violence. I found that to be rather awe inspiring. http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/<wbr>Pages/Games-Muslims-Play.htm</wbr> I can smell the tinfoil without even opening the link I had what I considered a friend who was a very secular muslim who'd grown up in my country from a very early age and was fluent in the language, had gone to school here, had friends here etc, but had contact with relatives in his home country (Iran) and lots of relatives from there who'd move to my country as adults. He didn't eat bacon, but he did have a drink occasionally, he slept with girls. But every time he was drunk enough he'd start talking about fucking Israel, and before I stopped hanging out with him, he casually mentioned that he'd import a wife from "back home" because he didn't want the mother of his children to be "some slut who's had boyfriends and wanted a career". Like it was obvious and no biggie. You can find all sorts of good or bad stuff about the Quran, but seriously, FUCK middle-eastern culture. Too many dhimmi's in here, they have been hoodwinked The only Muslim I ever met I almost served him soup with non halal beef in it. We all ate and he had peanut butter sandwiches. Nice people, just a fucking weird religion. "If you're not a muslim then you're not ok and you must change or get gone" Surat Al-Baqarah [verse 256] - There shall be no compulsion in religion. [I.e. god forbids forcing noon-Muslims to change their religion] Oops, looks like you're wrong. shitskon detected And you can taste the moslem dick without sucking it Don't vote for Hillary then. She was key to the destabilization. Go away Hallie thats because your country is poor as fuck m8 kek I have been to Morocco western Sahara Mauritania Oman turkey Malaysia I've never been mistreated by anyone there. People have given me food, rides, accommodation, even money, usually in the name of Islamic hospitality. The day I meet a Muslim who offends me to my face is the day I'll change my viewpoint about the religion. And kill them wherever you overtake them and expel them from wherever they have expelled you, and fitnah is worse than killing. And do not fight them at al-Masjid al- Haram until they fight you there. But if they fight you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers. http://quran.com/2/191 Please shove Taqiyya up your assholes. only arabs are muslims how could people be so dumb and still be able to live? i don't understand it. Is this you? I'm so sorry Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled. http://quran.com/9/29 Growing up in toronto i had a muslim kid call me pork. My feelings are still hurt to this day. Death to all muslims Kek, nice pic with a moslem committing Taqiyya i had few muslim friends. they were nicest people i have ever met. last winter i was littlebit scared when my muslim friend got mad when he found out that someone killed few muslims in that parkinlot case in america Yeah in that passage he's talking about *specific people*. Those words were spoken by Muhammad just prior to the battle of Badr, when the pagan Meccans who had "expelled" the Muslims were fought and defeated by Muhammad's army. Literally -- yes, literally -- every educated Muslim knows this. Whether he wants to extend the meaning to include modern Israelis et al is up to him. Plus that passage doesn't even mention making people change their religion. The Quran explicitly protects the rights of jews and Christians living in Muslim countries. Will look for that passage in a sec. http://quran.com/8/12 [Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip." i had few muslim friends. they were nicest people i have ever met. Until they become a majority and you will know about it then. My neighbors are from Egypt and are Muslims, and they're really cool and nice. In my experience, Muslims are basically like Christians. i dont hang with them anymore cause i moved. but fuck they were nice, or then they acted nice before killing me They ruined Lebanon. If you dont believe me look up Lebanon/Beirut pre 1950s... http://quran.com/8/60 And prepare against them whatever you are able of power and of steeds of war by which you may terrify the enemy of Allah and your enemy and others besides them whom you do not know [but] whom Allah knows. And whatever you spend in the cause of Allah will be fully repaid to you, and you will not be wronged. yes it is. jelly? and one of my friends got beaten even tho he never wanted bad for anyone. it sucks ass that racists and nationalists beat and kill wrong guys Completely normal in every way. Some of them held some strange beliefs (one was utterly convinced that there were skeletons of giants found in Israel) but aside from that they're just like any other person. They expelled western-imposed capitalism and commercialism? Well I guess Gandhi ruined India. Dutchfag here so plenty of muslims around. In my life I've only met 3 nice muslims, one guy from Kosovo, a girl from Turkey and a Turkish guy. Agree Catholicism was the majority, now it's like 12%-15% of the country. I've met several really cool muslims. Outright decent people. Having said that, I believe that all actually peace-loving muslims that hurry to disassociate themselves from the ISIS nuts have to understand that it is THEIR problem. It is them the ones who have to invest resources, risk danger and do what it takes to root the people that bring dishonour to their race and their god. Just shrugging and complaining that they shouldn't be grouped with those fanatics, leaving their eradication to their victims (the Western world) is almost paramount to complicity. ITT: Dhimwits Muslims in Europe are basically like Niggers in America. And Muslims in Muslim countries are like Niggers in Africa, a lot different. I as a European can say, that all Niggers I've met have invariably been nice people, inviting me and telling me it's really cool I'm from Europe (which you'll never hear from an American) bla bla bla. tl;dr I could tell you plenty of bad experiences with Muslims here, just like you could tell me about Niggers. I've been to both Iraq and Afghanistan. Never had a problem with the religion before, still don't. Although, Iraqi people are dicks, just in general. Self centered, amazingly entitled considering their position at the time. I really disliked most people I met in country because of their attitude. Afghans were way cool though. I really enjoyed working with and around them. Couldn't trust putting your back to them but mostly they were cool as shit. They'd share smokes or food or whatever. I did the same. Overall I don't think it's the religion that really makes anything, it's really about the culture that they were raised in. Well said, and I agree. However between american bombs, general western political manipulation, and extremist groups giving them all a bad name, the peaceful middle easterners caught in violent areas must feel trapped in the middle of a massive clusterfuck. Must be hard for Palestinians as a society to say "we've isolated the source of our problems, and it's Islamic extremism" this x1000 had this same experience with both the iraqis and afghans. http://www.mnnonline.org/news/egypt<wbr>ian-police-torture-and-beat-believe<wbr>r-in-attempt-to-force-her-reconvers<wbr>ion Moslems are nice people, kek </wbr></wbr></wbr> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=I_T<wbr>o-cV94Bo</wbr> [ ] I live next to a muslim family growing up their daughter was pretty hot and we were good friends but she straight up told me we could never be together as I am an italian-irish catholic and she's a muslim. Her parents were excessively cautious and private i had a muslim roommate from Iran in college, we got along pretty well, one day we both went to a titty bar since he was curious, that drove him nuts, so he went out to find pussy and fucked this fat chick he met all night for like a week till he could hardly walk, after that he became filled with remorse and started praying five times a day, true story in the part of germany where i live im surrounded by them. i have a few and had mudslime friends. most of them i view with utter disgust. they dont produce anything productive to the country now. they may helped us rebuild our nation after ww2 but who knows if we would't be where we are now if they didn't helped us... but there is one thing im sure about, these people kill. i also have to work with a lot of them. and sometimes when you go in a conversation i ask them how far they would go for their believes. they often wont answer immidiately but we all know the answer. they would do anything for their shitty religion. i ask them why the would die or kill for it. and they allways tell me that this is the way they where raised and i cant understand this... Oh good. I'm so glad they're nice. Then it's cool that they're destroying society. Since they're nice. http://michellemalkin.com/2009/02/1<wbr>4/the-barbaric-muslim-beheading-in-<wbr>buffalo/</wbr></wbr> Britbong here Work in kitchen of Indian restaurant 2 chefs are Bangladesh and practicing Muslims 1 waiter is Indian and does same Always very nice to me, give me free food and drinks always asking if I'm ok Best thing is working during Ramadan because they tell me to stop working and come break their fast with them I met this white guy in an interview who I found out was muslim because in the middle of the interview he asked if we could use our prayer/meditation room because he had to go pray. Spoilers: he didn't get the job. Muslims can be nice despite Islam. I know many Muslims, and I'm friends with them. Doesn't mean I can't fundamentally disagree with their bullshit religion. http://www.theguardian.com/world/20<wbr>10/oct/20/somali-islamists-schoolbo<wbr>y-amputation-ordeal</wbr></wbr> They're okay but some of them are annoying with how hard they try to push their religious beliefs, it's like having a jehovah's witness as a friend! Sure, they are nice. But is their religion? Those are shia concepts not islamic Shia is a sect Like westbori baptist church Muslims are fucking cunts, i interact with those shithead sandniggers on a daily basis because of shitty my job and where i live. Their religion contain the stupidest crap I've ever heard, and their prophet is a pedophile, his first wife was a fucking 9 year old girl. Basically everyone here who says that they are nice haven't actually met a fully religious muslim. Do you not realize the inanity of this comment? If they push their beliefs, they're breaking Islamic law. Tell them and maybe they'll shut up. ITT: can we discuss Niggers we've actually met IRL? Living in a white privileged society viewing the African American world through Fox News portrayal it'd be easy to view Niggers with disgust. But when I sit down and think about Niggers I've met, I realize they've invariably been nice people, always inviting me in for malt liquor and shit, telling me it's really cool that I'm white (which you'll never hear from a Nigger). I'm interested in hearing about other people's interactions with our homies. If you've never met a Nigger, pls stay out of conversation. telling me it's really cool that I'm from America (which you'll never hear from a European). So in other words you want someone who would butt kiss you. Anyone who comes from poor countries will think the western countries are the best. Thats why we don't give a fuck about muricans because we already come from the west. Also us Europeans have access to alot of information and your self glorifying propaganda gets really tiring. Anyone form the 3rd world country won't hear you say "Duhh we saved you asses in WWII, withut us you'd be speaking german!" Now go sit on a corner and eat a burger muricunt. B8. Anyway, my family is muslim but my dad and I are atheists. Just like any other christian family we have a religious book somewhere in our bookshelf but nobody ever reads it. I live in France and we dress just like other people. We hate the current generation of muslim wearing their clothes from another era, they make arabics in general look bad, even those who accepted occidental lifestyle and just want to live in peace. People can't tell i'm arabic at first sight, as i'm white and i have green eyes. I'm a pretty cool guy, always nice to people, i have very close friends, arabics and white, i play video games and eat ham. Everybody in my family is a hard worker, many of us have important diplomas and jobs and have a succesful life thanks to the occidental lifestyle. I'm thankful to my ancestors for bringing us in France, i love this country. Only bad thing is sometimes i meet people taking advantage of my origins to make fun of me or make me look like i'm some kind of extremist deep shit or that i have another culture and that it's bad or idk. For example my ex girlfriend's friends told everyone in college i was a radical muslim because i once acted jealous because she wore something that showed her stomach when she went to run. Thing is she spent her time making me jealous, flirted with guys, told me stories about being flirted with etc, all the time. When it happened i was being jealous all the time, so i overreacted. Usually i wouldn't even care. They didn't consider me as just jealous, but as a muslim who has another culture..... I hate burqa, religous signs, and arabics who claim they have the right to wear this or do that when we live in a country where we have to adpat and not the other way around.. Basically, i think i'm 100% occidental in my lifestyle as i was born and raised here. People pick and chose which parts of the Qur'an they wish to practice, just as Christians do with the bible. The difference is that there are a lot more Muslims taking the Qur'an as the literal word of God than Christians no, he said he's sorry, you repressed faggot That's exactly the problem. You can be against Islam, but not against Muslims. You can be anti-Islam but not racist. YFW murica is the same thing as Islam Murica the greatest, Murican the freest Murica the best. Islam the true religion of peace, Allah the great, Islam the best. Different cultures, same brainwashed mentalities. You worship celebrities, they worship a god. Nice bullshit, I see you practice taqiyya. Well the difference is the Quran is actually supposed to be the literal words spoken by god. When it comes to Christians, it varies sect by sect whether they take the bible literally. Usually it's the fanatical southern US churches which are the worst offenders; Catholicism gave up taking the bible literally long ago. We can be thankful, then, that the Quran limits human-lead violence to defense of the religion. It forbids spreading Islam by force. A lot of Muslim exchange students showed up at my college. They travel in large groups, shout Arabic to each other at long distances, blast Arab music in the library upstairs while they pray (can be heard outside), they put minimal effort into classes and treat the maintenance and staff poorly. Also I wore a "we want beer" shirt with American flags all over it and got stared down by like 5 of them. I live in Manchester and there are more Muslims than white propel at my school, every one of them said if Allah told them in a dream to stab me then they would without a doubt, 25% of them hate white people and they gang up on white younger girls and shit, I hate them Hey faggots explain how hating on islam is racist? manchester anon here Which school? I go to a school with muslim majority and they are all really nice and liberal, we play Muslims Vs Non muslims at football irishfag here, i know a pakistani muslim, drinks, gambles and does drugs with us now. very nice guy. the only muslim ive known (about 20 "people") have all been hyperviolent retards that cant converse for shit and loads of em drew knives on me the first week of me knowing em for shit knows what reason and tried to "assert dominance" like the animals they are... TL:DR mudslime/sandniggers are violent subhumans This right here Once moslems become a majority they show their true nature. Just because you're a gay who gives free blowjobs to muslims during lunch period doesn't mean they are nice, it means they tolerate you for your services. Bullshit Go post your disinfo elsewhere This here is completely true: Every muslim I knew in my age (actually hung out with some for a short time here in germany) had a serious anger management problem. When someone looked at them the wrong way or said something false they totally went batshit. One of them went to jail for attempted murder some years later. All just for their "honor". Actually nearly everything was about honor or coolness/"fucking bitches". They stole in shops (mostly alcoholics and cigs), didn't behave like "muslims" more like gangstas. But when ramadan came they all got scared of going to hell and didn't eat and drink all day. They were mostly unfriendly to people they didn't know. But they were friendly to their own kind and what they considered friends. Also they were really friendly to customers (one worked at a Dönershop, another one sold mobile phones). All in all they were really ambivalent: Wannabe hard gangstas who drunk, smoked and whored around <-> want to be honored, fear of "allah", blind fate, attacking people for nothing most women i knew fell in one of these categories: -Absolutely loved islam but afraid that they whore around -> niqab, but still really vulgarly -Absolutely hated their strict culture and wanted to get away from other turks All I kept from these times is that the young ones can be dangerous especially in groups and that they take their religion really seriously while not following it's orders. I don't really like them. Have one muslim friend that was born and raised in the UK. Pretty cool guy even cracked a few steryotype jokes. playing game with muslim friend was a shooter with planes he starts shouting "crash into the building" realizes mistake says "oh my daise you can tell I'm muslim" I've had multiple Muslim friends and haven't had any negative experiences. Albeit these were 1st generation American Muslims so they didn't adhere to the Islamic doctrine like you would see in the Middle East. Lived in Van (Turkey) for a while, and confirm that. btw I am European not American http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/10/m<wbr>uslim-cleric-says-kenya-mall-jihad-<wbr>murder-attack-right-thing-to-do</wbr></wbr> Interesting, thanks. I know a few practicing and in name only muslims. I met them at college and I gotta say they are some of the nicest people I know. I mean I don't really know what else to say. Nice people with really good food and they like to chill and smoke hella huka and go to bars. I mean, I dunno what's not to like. In fact, Islam is more than a religion. It is a rigid political and cultural system with a mandate to conquer and govern the lives of others via necessary force "until religion is only for Allah." Violence is sanctioned by the Quran, a book which not once tells Muslims to love those outside the faith. The problem with most muslims are not the ones who come here looking for job, it's their kids who watch murican based TV and want to be black gangsters so they prey on whites using nigger slavery and their religion as an excuse to act violently and anti socially. This isn't exclusive to mudslimes, asians from poor families do the same thing. Why minorities dress like gangster niggers ? Islam breeds arrogance and self-absorption, which accounts for the collective petulance and perpetual grievance characterizing Muslim populations in general - along with the astonishing unwillingness to extend equal moral consideration to those outside the religion. Forgot to mention that "normal" turks normally complain about the turks in germany, because only the "scum" is said to come here. Also first generation are mostly normal guys, but second and thrid generation are mostly complete assholes. It's funny that many turks say that themselves. And one more thing: Every turk I knew hated jews and homosexuals and many of them said they would exterminate them without a thought if they could. This disregard for others is rooted in the supremacist ideology of the Quran and Islamic law, which unashamedly draws the sharpest distinction between those within the group of believers and those without - towards whom arbitrary denigration is cast and hatred, harsh treatment and eternal punishment is prescribed read that<br/> Sister had a Muslim friend. She was generally really nice and cracked many jokes but secretly had a very strict muslim father that would hurt her and had a muslim extremist ex bf that said my sister was a bad influence to her because she wore shorts. he even tried to call her one time. Keep it that way, we patriots from western Europe need a place to flee I read that verse of lies, there is much disinfo going on in here. read this Explain why islam is scared of having separate governance? These are the hairy tits of a really cute Arab girl I like to fuck. Lel As a consequence, not a day goes by without someone, somewhere in the world being horribly murdered by devout Muslims in the name of this religion - over ten thousand persons each year. More innocent lives were snuffed out in just two hours by devout Muslims on 9/11 than by the Ku Klux Klan in its entire 145-year history No it's not a sect, you're all the same savages, sunni or shia. You're even worse then shia. All muslims are taught to lie to non-mudslimes get what they want. Fuck sand niggers. Live in London. Most of them are great guys. Love to party and fuck. Only a couple fast for ramadan to satisfy their more conservative fathers. Most eat pork and drink, and love weed. They all consider Islamists and radicals as the 'bronies' and 'fedoras' of Muslims. I once worked for a Jordanian man who came here with his family. He owns a Mobil station in town. He goes and prays 5 times a day in his office and all that jazz, and he's as nice of a fellow as you'd ever meet. He speaks better english than I do, and his loyalty to family and friends is worthy of admiration. He's a better man than almost every American I've ever met. Where Islam dominates, there is systematic discrimination and oppression of those of other faiths. Where Muslims are a minority, there is peevish self-interest, disloyalty and eventual rebellion and terror when demands for special privilege and entitlements are not met - all part of the eternal jihad to bring about the rule of Islam as Muhammad instructed Tasty disinfo Can one name a single country in the West in which the significant influx of Muslims has not been accompanied by severe social strain? Can one name any country affected in the same way by Hindu immigration? Islam isnt a fucking race. You can hate islam and muslims all you want, thats not racist because ANY race can be muslim. Religions arent races. If I say fuck muslims, thats not racist. If I say fuck arabs/sand niggers/dune coons/pakis/nips/gooks/niggers/whit<wbr>es, thats racist.</wbr> I hope this story is real soo bad; very nice to read. We've niggers though. Hate is hate. No need for technicalities. York university (canada) had a string of rapes the last few years. 80% were by sand nigs and nigs. Where in the south? is it near al suwayda Then you call it hate speech, not racism. If i saw women are inferior to men, is that racism? No thats sexism. If i say all faggots carry aids, is that racism? No thats homophobia. If I say Japs are superior to niggers, is that racism? Yes. Get your shit straight. It is important because if you ever go to trail for this shit racism and hate speech carry different penalties. Went to school with one. Guy called Tahir, from Kashmir. Met him at a club later on in life, saw him slamming shots. Asked him about and he said "yeah, I'm a terrible muslim." Mudslimes Just another day. There were 2 sandniggers at my highschool who were annoying misandrist pieces of waste. They were in charge of the school newspaper and used every opportunity to rip on white men. I had several converstations with her in debate class, none of them pleasant. Lol Rabble. Rabble. Rabble. Rabble. Rabble. Yeah, people who believe in a higher power a hard to fucking deal with Sand niggers I find this racist language offensive. Call them Dune Coons you racist asshole. Those willing to open their minds will find that, regardless of the excuse-du-jour, the remarkably wide-spread level of narcissism, repression and violence is deeply ingrained in the teachings, double standards and early history of the Islamic religion. While there is not a single verse in the Quran that commands love for those outside Islam, there are nearly 500 that either promote violence or allude to Allah's hatred for unbelievers - in a book that is largely about how to think of and deal harshly with those outside the "true" faith. I lold. That sounds like a lot of self righteous people. Also sounds like about 80% of /pol/. I am an uneducated piece of shit you're trolling right I was friends with a muslim who used to say "I'm not white, I'm not black, so I get to choose. I choose black." essentially wiggers in a nutshell Trevor Noah said mixed race is a one way street. You can choose black, you can't be white. We focus on the problem. Clearly. Fuck this board is stupid. I have a small pecker. :((( pagan Meccans read as Pagin Mexicans I've met plenty of Muslims, though only a few that weren't born in America. I've never really had a problem with any of them, especially nothing based on their religion. Any issues were based on deep personality flaws that they would have held regardless of their faith (a belief I base on other shithead qualities that can be found in many other people). I think the most positive experience was in college. I joined a program that paired native English speakers with non-native speakers who wanted to improve their language abilities in some way. Most people got Chinese or Korean students who had awful pronunciation or just poor grammar, my assignment was a 36 y/o Jordanian Muslim PhD student. Great guy, had a family with two little girls who were born in the states. He spoke fluent English because his father was an English teacher, maybe at the university level. He just wanted to hold English conversations because his field was engineering and he was teaching his daughters Arabic at home, so he was rarely speaking English and felt his accent was worsening. Unfortunately, he received his PhD but couldn't find an employer in time that would support his visa and he had to return to Jordan briefly. Last I saw on LinkIn, he managed to find something in Texas. I was really happy for him. His family is probably loaded enough so that he had no debts from his extended education, but he was a really hard working guy who lived for his family and put in untold hours to better his life. like westbori cept they represent more than half all muslims so really more like the catholic church I hate Fascism. Is that bad, too? after all 'hate is hate'. Good friends with a muslim for a while, joke about it from time to time and call each other racist shit for bants. Ask him if he would kill me if his religion called for it. "If my Imam said I had to kill you I would do it in a heartbeat" Same shit from a muslim girl a few years later who by all accounts I had more in common with than other regular white folk. The level of indoctrination is fucking terrifying and unfortunately my liberal eyes have been opened to the truth. So? Of course there are nice Muslims. It's their religion which is the problem. There were nice people who fought for and beleived in Germany during WW2. Does that mean Fascism wasnt bad? No. lol >^_^< ya! every1 just be judging them 2 hard! Vast majority of religious are people Id avoid regardless of how nice they seem, likewise atheists. I'll never say though lel Oh what the hell moar? The only Muslims ive met were african, so cool people. Never personally known a legit towelhead. You really don't sound like it. You sound hateful :( which would lead me to believe you favor right-wing.. can we discuss Muslims we've actually met I've met a few. I live in australia. None of them wore a burqa it was just a hijab or headscarf. They never talked about Islam. I talked with them about movies and books and games and stuff and they were normal. I used to go to a kebab place and the lebanese guys became really friendly over the years and honestly I've not got any problem with them. There are a few mosques around the city but nothing like the hundreds of churches. I don't think ISIS is acceptable and I hope they get dealt with, but the moderate muslims are no threat and cop a whole world of shit by association. Imagine if all christians were thrown in with the westboro baptist crazies who protest at funerals with the god hates fags signs. Not all christians are that bad. Most muslims living in the first world are really happy and value the freedom, they have no problem with people of other religions. Islamophobia is real, it's only really valid when discussing radical violent muslims, like ISIS. This is the exact same discussion from a few months back about Jews and Zionists. Jews are fine and normal people, apart from the genital mutilation, but Zionists are fucking mental and violent colonists. It's about knowing which is which and not hating all of any group. You're providing the same anecdotal evidence you're accusing me of. The thread asked for experiences, and I gave mine. I've never had a problem with a Muslim because of their religion. And since it asked for experiences with Muslims, I gave one. If you can get the words past the cock bruising the back of you throat, feel free to give your own experiences Not that guy, but islam and facism share many characteristics. So how can you say he is wrong if he hates both? Beirut in Lebanon is insanely modern and western. They even have clubs and women expressing that they should be able to enjoy sex. And even a fucking kfc I just saw that new episode of Anthony bourdain on CN... I know lots of Muslims. Dated a couple. Almost proposed to one. One of my closest friends was Muslims. They're all over the schools and universities I've been to. Most of them are just chill people who want to make their sandwiches and shit like anyone else I've mainly met nice muslims too. But it doesn't mean shit. Being a nice person, I'm more likely to meet nice people too, probly like you OP, even though you're a faggot. Rabble. elaborate Only... they don't shit like anyone else. Do they. I played ultimate frisbee in college and we had a student club to try and engage the student body. The most friendly and supportive club to ours was the Muslim students association. They would come to our games, support our fundraisers, and were some of the coolest people I've ever met. :) Rabble....Rabble. rabble rabble here are some muslims http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art<wbr>icle-3140454/Tourists-run-lives-Tun<wbr>isian-beach-gunman-carries-attack-o<wbr>utside-hotel-packed-Britons.html /thread </wbr></wbr></wbr> Moslems are great m8 Funny how non-muslims know more about the quran, hadith, and the islamic sciences than muslims. Those are JEWS you retarded kike was Muslims My brain is fucked today Rabbit rabbit gr8 b8 m8 Fucking jews Of course some Muslims are fine people, there's 1.6 billion in the world. The ones who socialize with westerners are generally going to be the ones who are not radical. That doesn't change the fact that the 1% minority in the U.S. and 8% minority in Europe pose the greatest sustained terrorist threat, and the greatest threat at using democracy to undermine our secular, liberal values. Met a Muslim grill who was born in the states but family originally from Iran but she lived in Iran for some part of her life. Had her affairs in order. Smart, friendly, nice, but really shy. Gotta say she was fucking gorgeous. Had a bit bushy eyebrows with dark dark brown eyes. Every part of her body was covered except her hands and her face. She was covered with regular clothing and a hijab or a scarf. We were in the same study group so we'd constantly meet. 5'3 ish and petite as fuck. Probably weighted around 95 pounds. Had a private study room with another grill. Muslim girl goes up to white board to write something and her long shirt lifts up showing her stomach, abso-fucking-lutely flat stomach. She was also wearing some slacks and wasn't wearing a coat this time and could see the shape of her ass. Unfortunately I spilled my spaghetti and fucked it all up. I would had married that Iranian grill and start believing in Mohammed and Allah for that grill. Funny how they are correct I have some friends who are Muslim. half Korean half Turkish Muslim Ramadan every year since they were 12 years old. Sydney Australia. Of course there are lebo tough cunts etc, but to be honest even the bad ones aren't any worse than redneck yobbos. As long as they're 2nd-generation ie born and raised in Sydney. I reckon Islam isn't so much the problem as much as the place that it comes from, ie war-torn, jewfucked middle east. No, I'm pretty sure the death cult that gives the death penalty for leaving is the problem. im from a muslim family and let me tell you secretly they are really reacist But, most of our families are, secretly. ;) Just know that. We're not so different, you & I. I don't care what it leads you to believe. Hate is a natural human reaction. It can be bad, it can be good. Hate for nasty or violent acts ideologies is a good thing. What kind of person would I be if I didn't hate things like murder, rape and torture and the ideologies that espouse them? I prefer.... Extreme dislike. B8 i'm a muslim myself and i live in a muslim country. it is true that the most liberal muslims are still pretty conservative. and of course islam isnt terrorism, but some people do have questionnable morals or views, and are pretty intolerant. For example, homosexuality is taboo and can't even be discussed on television or on public. sexuality in general is rejected. i can answer questions (sorry for bad english) chill western protestantism Christianity is not the same as islam. people that actuallu are muslim have rules that control them trough every day. there is no such thing as moderate Muslims. they are all bad the same reason all orthodox catholic people jews. Mormons. is bad. they are too fused into their dogma. and don't use rationality and is often in alliance with their own religion than people from outside aka racist. i had friends from middle east. but all of them were atheist and was partying and drinking alcohol like normal people My favorite band is Allah and the Snackbars Same thing. it means you are talking to a 13 year old idk why you want to What country do you live in m8? Difference is, one can lead to feelings of disgust & the other can lead to violence. (sorry for bad english) hasn't made any grammatical errors I am that guy, and thank you. sandwiches? with ham, troll bait post England Rabble. :( Yeah I had a Muslim friend in high school and she was one of the sweetest people there. Made friends with everyone and stood up for those getting bullied and what not. top kek I prefer The Taliband. you should have a listen some time. No, that's a definition you just made up. Hate and extreme dislike are for all intents and purposes the same thing. What distinguishes whether you turn to violence or not another decision. I hate Islam, but I'd never go out and commit violence because of that, other than in strict self defence, because the very reason I hate Islam is because I hate violence. Algeria, in north africa. well it's my third language so i'm not really fluent in english :p The only Muslims I've met that weren't stupid or crazy weren't actually practicing Muslims. The 9/11's are bretty good too Hate + hate = good. This. And the only rational Muslims I've met are the ones who have chosen to ignore most of their holy book. But when I sit down and think about Muslims I've met, I realize they've invariably been nice people, always inviting me in for tea and shit, Selection bias. The ones who hate infidels and Americans, and there are many many many, don't invite you in for tea. Duh. And those people are Muslim the way Barack Obama is a Christian. In name only. Serious Muslims (that is, the ones who take their religion seriously) hate you, because their religion says to. They just copy Red Hot Chili Falafel You can post meaningless sound-bites all you like, but if you don't hate violence, murder and torture, and ideologies that promote it, you're either not a very nice person or extremely misguided. "they" who the fuck are you reffering to exactly you retarded fuck? Most muslims are cool, but for some wierd reason the boys are total dicks from the age of 13-19. Violent and stupid. But after turning 19 they are very cool. How is it selection bias when it's the only ones he's met & at that, at random.. Yup, the less Muslim someone is, the less averse they are to western values and people. On balance. death cult Illogical, kneejerk beliefs with no facts to back up your stance. Congrats little boy, you have become that which you hate and are as much of an extremist as them. They're not meaningless, if you actually think about them. Athiest who converted from Islam here. The worst thing about Islam is the shitty eastern culture that comes with most muslims. They believe that everyone who isn't muslim are all out to get them. They believe that arranged marriage is the only way to get married. They believe that women are worse than men and treat them like shit. Have you read about Mohammed's life? Are you unaware that Muslim men are supposed to emulate that as much as possible? And yes, if you join a group or are born into a group, and they threaten to kill you if you leave, that is a death cult. Quran (8:55) - Surely the vilest of animals in Allah's sight are those who disbelieve Quran (48:29) - Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves Quran (9:30) - And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah, and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah... Allah (Himself) fights against them. How perverse are they! Quran (8:12) - I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them Quran (9:123) - O you who believe! Fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness Quran (5:33) - The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement What about these facts? Seems like a death cult to me. austriafag here. i've met quite a few muslims in my life. were i life they're about as frequent as niggers in america (at least i think so). most of them are pretty chill, but some of them can be irrational violent assholes. but guess what: so are wannabe nazis. i've prolly met just about as much muslim assholes as nazi assholes. I've met a fiew, and most of the boys, think they are so fucking cool. But the girls on the other side, i have no problem with. They are very nice people. They just care too much about food. also muslim woman are very flirti, I have been working with some muslim woman and they love to flirt and being very direct. That's why moslems are always dirty pedos I realize they've invariably been nice people, always inviting me in for tea This probably describes every muslim who has committed an act of terrorism. It's not logical, its doesn't make sense, they have been brain washed by a particular brand of Islam to do this shit. They're all nice people before they do it. Seems like samefag.. Just as most Christians don't follow or believe strictly & literally what's in the bible, I assume most Muslims don't either. Would I want to live in a society dominated by Islam? Over my dead body. That can be arranged. The west, especially Europe, has become notoriously nominal in their Christianity. In fact Europe looks down on the U.S. for not being as nominal as they are. Muslims In Australia Surely Australia is the last bastion of un-cucked western civilisation? BBC Bong detected Every Muslim I've made friends with have been very nice people as well as their families. Though one of my mates has extended family in Pakistan that her family that gives them endless trouble. Pretty much, they're the only western country that desires not to have millions of illegal immigrants. Well.. that is interesting. I would think it was the other way around. had a college english comp class where i met a guy from syria. he was the biggest asshole to everyone and so disrespectful to the professor. I am a teacher at one of the international schools in my country. (Pay is a lot better than in public schools, which is the only reason I stay there, for now.) I have muslim children for several nations. And despite different languages and countries, their behaviour is very similar. Boys have little to no impulse control. If they want something, they take (steal) it. If they are angry, or feel insulted, they immidiately resort to violence. And they keep to those with their own faith, and seek conflict with any others. Including teachers. Especially female ones. Girls are quiet, timid and nonresponsive. They simply excist in class. As with the boys, they pay no attention in class. And instead of violence, they are simply quiet. They do not listen, they do no work, they even deliver tests blank. They are simply there because they have to. (by law). In essence. They are already "trained" to live on welfare. That's their only view on the future. To leech on the society they live in, and bring violence onto those they "feel" are doing them wrong. (anyone). Fuck Muslims. Fuck Islam. your country is so shit not even niggers want to live there being proud of that shit hole pro tip Tomasz, Polish people are just white niggers. nope. there is heaps of immigrants here. In fact australia is founded on immigration. Got spat on by a muslim girl, at a young age doe the ones around here are actually Sikhs. Heh. I know there are immigrants, but they actually turn boats of illegals around, which makes them unique in the west. No loli bread? Lets remedy that Damn OP no ones posting. why dont you take a cure right over there SJW i dont wanna self bump and get the thread erased Are people going to upload pictures of lolis in this thread? Moar Fuck...I´m gonna miss Etotama. Pretty decent CGI good thing i havent watched it yet, that way i dont miss it What's that from? reminds me of schooldays somehow enough etotama, at this rate you are gonna spoil all the series 5qwhbg6pdq7v Oh yeah fill it what am i supposed to do with this? eat up I know. It shouldn't have been any good but it somehow worked. A lot of fun to watch. This is what happens when you nuke people only a little bit. it is Rugrats are American boys are not circumcized 0/10 Sauce? actually, they're french got quads.... better post something then... DESDES <3 She's about to masturbate. get in now. http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1<wbr></wbr> shes just rubbing herself i play with my dick like this when watching tv, never fap though Love that dog. Rapes that pillow and doesnt afraid of anything. Based dog fucking that pillow up Kek switched to camera 4 to watch dog fuck the pillow up She's not very entertaining to watch masturbate She lives in a house that people from the 60s/70s thought we'd be living in 10 years ago anyone unlock camera 2? shes going to do itttt what is this even about? any backstory? do these people even know they are being broadcasted and still don't give a fuck to rub one out while live? just wondering about the whole thing wait wtf is this? does she know shes being watched? no some freaky russians broke into like 10 people's appartments and installed up to 10 cameras without them knowing. Yea the people on this website agreed to be on cam 24/7 for money Remember watching this shit like 2-3 years ago and there was a script to get all the cameras unlocked anyone still have it or another way around it? there is already a video of her on Pornhub, "reallifecam" search I miss isabela and marcelo I'm sure that laptop we can't see shows details of show is watching, how many etc. she'll never get naked or take it very far on a free camera. soon she'll get up and move to a pay-only camera still fun to watch the lead up to it, just don't get your hopes up Whet the fuck is she watching? my guess is that the website this is hosted on put cams in here house and told her act slutty at home, they pay her depending on how many views she gets. More views more £ fuck, maya and stephan are STILL on this fucking site? act slutty at home girl is by herself watching tv touching her breast slutty Jesus fuck I'm losing faith in my generation. She doesn't even have to do anything for your attention you desperate neckbeard. Well, she's on camera to the world and getting paid for it.. so that kinda counts those feet MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK Its gonna happen i feel it ! I wish she'd hurry the fuck up can anyone take screenshots of what the second living room cam looks like? curious to see where it is. Yes slutty, she knows shes on cam so is just tyring to act a sexy as possible, she wouldnt be acting like this if she wasnt on cam. fucking beggar she is touching the titty ! dub dubs Im having more fun watching Maya and Stepan's cats play in the kitchen. checked Fuck this, I'll die of old age before she does anything I'll come back in an hour. http://reallifecam-account.com/ Anyone know if this works? 6699 kek Here we go again. I have fixed the counting software so all of the dubs/trips/quads rules should apply as shown. SOMEONE PLEASE DON'T LET THE NIGGERS WIN ANOTHER GOD DAMN CROWN. Free men will never die Freeeeee men rolllllllllin' You have 10 seconds to name a better video game than this. protip: you literally can't. I really can't FF6 is better you imbecile. tetris is more fun than that crap LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HUEHEUHUEE Sing us a song your the samefag man Timesplitters:Future Perfect Abes odesey hands down beats this garbage Metal Gear Solid COD4 the server is a bitch lately! This game says otherwise FF7 best FF Following the herd I see Such an overrated game you fucking plebian Snake eater FF6 "Hurdd durdd pixel art is reel cool guise" mfw Psh fucking easy gg m8 call of duty 2 Xenogears could've been better though. Post yfw the remake will be and action rpg without a world map. FF7. The game so lame the antagonist just wants to get his mom and hang in space. The game is the most popular one, got movies and a remake and add ons, there is no herd just people that accept the fact Final Fantasy IX, Kotor literally ignoring: the best cast of characters ever the best villain ever conceived the best soundtrack ever composed the deepest and most emotional story ever written FF12 /thread hum best cast villain soundtrack deepest emotional story ever written you must mean 7 not 6 read what you post next time fagot Minecraft Kh series. Thread over a shitty pay-to-win fuckfest with by far the most toxic gaming community ever best video game ever kid plz Literally any other game FF is a shit series LEGEND OF ZELDA where you fight the nigger instead of siding with it The toxic part is true as fuck but how is it pay to win? I unlocked every champion without paying a cent. TES III Morrowind FFVII is a close second though the problem is you have the option to pay at all. Lel, he murdered him with his cock cards maybe if you are a weaboo teen with low IQ I actually enjoyed this game when I was younger. ET for the atari. People who talk shit about something they know nothing about are fucking retarded. LoL is a shit game but it's nowhere near being a fucking p2w game you retarded piece of trash FF6 could have been great, but they were forced to cut a lot of content due to the size constraints of the cartridge format. As a result, character development was shallow and the script remained in its infancy. If they remade the game and devoted more time to dialogue and development, it could easily outclass VII, but until then, VII, with all its flaws and goofy aesthetic, remains superior, if simply for the fact that each character was given the time they deserved--with the exception of maybe Vincent, which was (unfortunately) made up for in Dirge of Cerberus. Why the fuck you fuck would you play Emo Fantasy???? There are waaaaay better game like The Last Of Us VtM:B This 100 Best games here If only it wasn't for the last disc of this game, I would agree. Although, from my view, Star Ocean Second Story wins. SUPER MARIO RPG Well, yeah. Everything COULD be better. The second disc was shafted due to the huge investment Square made in FFVII. It's not better, but goddamn is it a close second. Final Fantasy 7 had a lot of factors going into WHY it was the best: *Next gen gfx (at the time) *Flagship title for the PS1 *Impressive music & art *Acceptable script (albeit, certain parts were... weird -- but that's what made it unique) *Huge, explorable world, in 3D *Tons of little sidequests *Memorable characters Now, not saying there weren't overlapping factors w/ FF6, just saying that FF7 had all that FF6 offered and a little bit more. Shit was cash wasn't it? I'm planning in picking up a rom for it so I can emulate The heck are you talking about? SOSS's second act was even more abysmal. At least Xenogears had a fleshed out story to tell, no matter how rushed it was in telling it. SOSS was just "Here are some bad guys that are now the super villains. Also there's an alien goat guy. Oh, you beat the villains while I mentioned that. Hooray you win!" Final Fantasy 4, Final Fantasy 11 Pokemon Emerald Touhou 10 Alice: Madness Returns Halo Reach Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Super Mario Bros 3 Megaman 2 Shemue Guitar Hero 3 Devil May Cry No More Heroes Catherine Yume Miru Kusuri Yume Nikki Bloodborne Dragon Age Origins Drakengard Asura´s Wrath Street Fighter 2 Turbo best villain ever conceived Really? You need to read more. Age of Empires. No kidding, is the best franchise out there by far. Mario is the only one that comes close Maybe you're too young to remember when it came out. FFVII is overrated now because of nostalgia, but in 1998 it was a phenomenal game. Super Mario World is just another platformer now, but in 1992 it was fucking amazing. I played that game for hundreds of hours and discovered all of its secrets. Legend of Zelda (original) sucks now, but in 1987 it was fucking amazing: it was the first NES game that let you save your games and progress through the story over time. It had an alternate world, unlockable only by secret code or by beating it the first time. It had secret passages and hidden items. Par for the course in the 21st century, but incredible in the 1980s. All of them are trash, only ones worth playing is yume nikki, bloodborne and pokemon all those shit games lol Reach but no halo3?! The custom games.... How can you forget about those Kekkerdekek Also no gay random Encounters What did you say? FF9 beat me Like every other free to play game? leisure suit larry Which one is more overrated by 12 year olds? Splatoon or FF7? Hence the 2015 Remake. Ctrl+f chrono trigger Really? nobody's posted the hands down greatest rpg of all time. We all played Crash Bandicoot, but I'm sure we liked it because everyone liked it, and now we look through nostalgia glasses. But I tried it recently. The gameplay is immensely shit. mother 3 best rpg flagship This isn't even an argument for why the game is better, what? 3D The original Doom was more 3D than FF7. The game environment was seriously just a bunch of layered images. Ff7, oh wait, something better? impossible question. Go to bed, grandpa. If it takes graphics to be one of the best, it isn't one of the best. Also, who the fuck cares if it's it on the ps1? 1997 +18 Not realizing Jenova and Sephiroth are the same being. It's like a god and jesus thing Just about every other Final Fantasy in the franchise <br/> and the fact that they didnt expect good sales. The game where I am pretty much 'god.' everything you said is true Yea. How dare they make money. They should develop a game, support it, and make it completely free. Solid business plan. Think of it as a pay game that they give you the option to play for free, because that's what it is. you fucking nigger. Literally anything else you fucking weeaboo. Vaan is gay bad rats dota 2 u wot m8 ? Oh you mean shitshaft? Quit playing that after my hs computer lab days were over. Even runes cape is better than that piece of crap this OP easy WOW and LOL you cant say other wise What's it like blowing dudes on a long board with a vape in your ass Those abs though This and FF7 always held a tie for first for me in the FF series. Most annoying voice in the entire series Summer fag fuck off you werent even alive when this game was out nigga Runescape? Nah. At least on Minecraft, I don't have to stand and watch my character chop a tree for hours on end, or make fires so I can do a quest. Playing FF7 for the first time right now. Got pretty far but realize I fucked up Tifa being my bae so I just restarted. Hey look a thread full of fat faggots argueing about beta games, you guys should get out more and get laid Just gonna leave this right here for a sec. Playing all of them I would say Wow is the top, panda and what ever the new expansion is is shit cata was shit too Sex gets pretty boring after you've had it enough. It then boils down to buy condoms and have sex with a possible STD-ridden whore who might accuse you of rape later or play vidya I think I'll take my chances with vidya. https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=H47<wbr>ow4_Cmk0</wbr> [ ] Battletoads you autistic fuck This game was complete trash and the battle system was shit too Top kek, U WAT M8?!!!!! I know you are only dissing me because you feel shitty about yourself and this is the only way to blow off steam with getting your head knocked off :D I'm not mad at you Anon because I know you will get knocked out M8. I hope your life gets better :) dota 2 With the same woman maybe change it up, there is a new condom out that turns green if the woman has a std pandaria was fucking great I've been playing since bc and while panda is my second least favorite expansion it was still epic in terms of play and story. Quit after, haven't played WOD Metal Gear Solid 3 Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past Done. Twice. Sure is summer here these are the same kind of delusions that fat ugly feminists tell themselves I have friends that played panda and liked it, i still hit up vanilla and bc on privates though Chrono Trigger Think it was already mentioned you filthy cuck FF VII brings back great memories of college... pic is my fave though Meh. I just replayed it last year and still enjoyed it. I've had nothing *but* prostitutes...about 30 of them, between 2011 and now. I've learned that sex itself is over-hyped, and mostly a physical thing that can be avoided. Yes, I know of the whole, "it's psychological/intimacy" thing, but we have to know that "love" and such are just illusions; chemical reactions in the brain that doesn't have any intrinsic value outside of context. tl'dr, I'll stick with vidya. Women and sex come dead last on my list of things to care about. Nice trips faggot, vanilla is fun but BC improved vanilla x10 the funnest part on private is imo the world pvp but if you play a pay 2 win you should prob die also those servers that are x10 xp FF7 for the PC literally ANYTHING i would rather play a dora the explorer game than that fucking piece of shit. heres a list of MASSIVELY better games Left 4 dead/2 Mass Effect/2/3 Halo/2/3 any yugioh game after GX Donkey Konga any zelda game smash bros Hyperdimension neptunia Gravity Rush Call of Duty: Black Ops any fucking real-life card game id rather go to a justin bieber concert FUCK FINAL FANTASY, ITS OVER RATED AS SHIT AND ISNT EVEN FUN half the people i know "enjoy" final fantasy games, but they never tell me why, they never explain any decent mechanics, or what element from the story they like. i tried multiple games in the series, and i enjoyed ONE FFX-II SO FUCK YOUR SHIT-TIER TASTE IN GAMES, YOU GOD FORSAKEN FAGGOT You sound like a emo faggot, how many dicks you suck in college? Destiny. How is this even a thread? from the FF series, FF6, and then hundreds of other games /threading your own post How is summer treating you newfriend? Yet even with that it's still a better game Calm down keyboard warrior check'd BC and wrath were my favorite try harder Rome: Total War I loved FF6 my self it seemed very magical and full of secrets LoL Pay 2 win You've never played LoL FALLOUT 4 FAGGOTS Wrath was great M8 just that last patch b4 cata ugg, tons of new mounts in wrath good dungeons and raids the jousting was sick too and yes DK were fun! When they first came out they were OP as fuck lol had to fix that.. this was the first version I bought of it haha. My piece of shit computer could barely run it, couldn't get past wall market because of frame rates. got it on my ps2 a few months later and was blown away yes, I'm emo because I like well developed plot lines. Connect the dots...when I was playing FF it was completely acceptable and encouraged to bully faggots like yourself...emo only exists because this next generation of males are ashamed of their dicks FF IX. Damn that was so easy Hello everyone, we finally managed to find the source of a glorious ass on /gif/ at Unfortunately this webm is the only video that we can find on the internet... But! Turns out she is an escort from mexico http://www.zonadivas.com/jessica_la<wbr>mborghini.html So here's the plan: 1. We find someone from mexico 2. After legitimate proof he actually is who he says, he calls her and post the registration here 3. we then proceed to fund him the amount of money that she asks for fucking and being recorded 4. he uploads the video. How does this sound? </wbr> bump for that ass you need to find a mexican dumb enough to post his personal info on 4chan Count me in with 20$ once there is proof. bump for justice He just needs to proof he lives in mexico in some way or another, then post the registration of the call Don't let this die guys we just found someone who's going on a trip to mexico We need someone that speaks spanish to call the number and ask how much she wants I have $171 in my PayPal account I am willing to give for the cause, come on guys we can do this! Looks like someone found out she wants 3000$/hr Oh well fuck that, no escort pussy is worth that much. Its sounds retarded No proof, he's just bullshitting. And there is no way a escort in Mexico costs that much. Even the highest tier prostitutes (the ones for celebrities or royalty) cost around $500/day. That's a lot of money in Mexico. All we need is pay her for one hour and to record it, which will cost around $200-$400. Have you looked at that ass? More than woth if you ask me... Anyone we still don't have any proof of the price faggot detected Bimp Mexican reporting in bump Read this:<br/> Call the number on the site, ask how much she wants to get fucked and taped, record the call and post it here, quickly! Wait it says she's in Playa del Carmen. I'm literally in the opposite end of Mexico Well will you do her and record it? Then someone else will fuck her, right now all we need is to know how much she wants. I had plans to go this summer break with my family to Cancún, which is like 30-40 minutes away from Playa del Carmen, but plans changed. I can try to find out how much she wants, like this guy says It will be extremelt appreciated Okay ask her how much for sex and record the phone call if you can so people will believe you. This is going to be one of our biggest accomplishments I sent her a text. I'm at work so I can't really make such phone call lol Go the bath and use your cellphone Maybe the anon got the currency wrong and he actually meant 3000 pesos. They should correspond to about 200$ Post screenshot Yeah, Mexico uses the same dollar sign for Mexican Pesos. Seems like we have a price then, although she might ask for more since we want to record her... Let's see how this goes Great work anon Go the bathroom and call her with your cellphone Keep us updated I just did, she won't answer She's probably busy or something Swedish anon from /gif/ said she answered, that's strange... I'll try again in a few minutes hi /b/, what's bothering you? you you're not in my arms right now you are you ▲ ▲ ▲ why's that? Related to OP pic, there some anti-lolicon movement going on in europe, sankaku has been banned in france and now I have to check my anime library to see if there is any loli in a suggerent possition or showin their godly pantsu in a pervy way. That's what is bothering the fuck out of me. Can someone translate? Fuck i'm on my phone and the pic keeps getting rotated "OP is a faggot" It's upside down "fairytale has become a reality" And yep, OP is faggot lets find her b/ros her you know you want to "her" is between find and b/ros i see what you did there we got a funny guy in the house Now you know why they cover everything but their eyes. Name my band /b/ ''Its These Guys'' FAGGOTRON Our dad's instruments Just cut myself for the first time. Opinions? Tips? Down the road, not across the street Nice but trying cutting someone else before yourself Those are some weak cuts. Try going longer and closer to the hand. porn webm thread Didn't know until now that Aria has gained a couple of pounds ... She looked great in the past but now ... :-( Trips checked Military sluts... GO Question for nazi fags. Why so many girls choose to finance their study through the Bundeswehr (medicine zB.). Do they get to fucked by military soldiers after? Are male boys too schwuchtel for academikerinnen Serious question. /b/ what movie do you recommend? pic related, watched it last night. I always felt like Nighhtcrawler was a fusion of "There will be blood" and "Drive". All 3 great films Fincher is going to make a movie about 4chin Anybody else seen it and like it? Fuck yea, it was good. Funny too. </blockquote>][ I am going to post some pictures of my ex. Roll for dubs and I will bump with another one.<br> inb4 OP will deliver </br> <br>I gave you free fap.<br>Some of you loosers get hard from rollin' sooo</br></br> Got any pics of her tits? <br><br> Implying she didn't dump OP's neckbeard ass. </br></br> So... America just won space.<br><br>Jesus Christ rest of the world, are you even trying anymore?</br></br> <br> country sends back great pics of planet no one cares about <br> citizens wait in line at ER and hope they don't go poorer </br></br> <br> </br> <br>I'm sorry, you have to speak up, I can't hear you from Pluto</br> What's the best porn video you've ever watched, /b/?<br><br> Webm kinda related, just normal porn </br></br> <br>Truee</br> <br>Rofl. LotR on in the background. That's just silly.</br> <br>that one is fucking great</br> Help, /b/ I don't know what to do.<br>My landlord will not fix my AC. <br>It is over 90ºF in my house right now.<br>I haven't slept in 2 days because of the hat.<br>I have had symptoms of heatstroke, but nothing to make me go-to the ER.<br><br>I've had to live off of fast food and takeout for months now, because when I try to legitimately cook, it going over 100ºF inside my fucking house.<br><br>The maintenance man is putting it off, more and more.<br>"I'll be out to fix it on Wednesday."<br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/627879474#p627879474">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>90ºF pfft, how can you get heatstroke in 90ºF in such a mild temp, come to straya mate</br> <br>see <br><br>Also, I chose to live in a country that is not literal death. In almost every way.</br></br></br> <br>Best of luck, man.</br> nah i aint gonna do it <br>do what ?</br> <br>Manage to stand on a stage.</br> <br>Stand up because he broke his leg ?</br> How does it feel to know I have sex with more women in a week than any of you here will in a lifetime. <br>lol<br><-- Don't count bro</br></br> <br>How does it feel to know Ive had sex with 1000+ women?</br> <br>Enjoy life with std's</br> Why is ISIS recruiting young boys? <br>Ran out of adults dumb enough to listen to them.</br> Impressionable minds. Not yet old enough to think k for them selfs. Train them to do what ever they want. When they become adults, they were trained to hate certain things and is the only life they know. Buttsecks NO FAP THREAD<br>The rules are that your last two digits means how long you go without fap.<br>ROLL!!!</br></br> already going 3 days 00 get Roll Noot Noot! <br>Time for the 3rd Pingu Games!<br>36 Tributes get in. One lives long enough for me to call them a fagit.</br></br> <br>Sorry, it's really early in the morning... God, I'm tired... Just waking up sucks.</br> Oh no, the image limit will be reached. Woe is you. <br>Your fault Yosuke...</br> ITT: things you do that you think nobody else does<br><br>I'll start: Sometime I shit so hard that a bit of pre-cum drizzles out muh dick</br></br> <br>And any holes in the end of the socks must go over the little toes, not the big toe. Sock holes over the big toe is an absolute sign of degeneracy.</br> <br>I could be fapping to the weirdest shit and after I cum, I look back and look at the mess I've become. Every time</br> I eat my mucus since I don't want to scrape it against the wall and be convicted and I'm an amerifat so I'm too lazy to get tissue The last 6 numbers of your post,google them and the 4th picture is what you have to put in your sandwich and eat it. Fuck me right? I guess I'm eating the big D sandwich. <br> Screw that</br> <br>afaffa</br> 2015 <br> People still smoke cigarettes <br> People are this fucking retarded <br><br>Please, justify why smoking is worth it.<br><br> Protip: You can't </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Gtfo off b u reddit fag uve only been here a week and already overstayed ur welcome</br> <br>Gum helped me quit a few years back, just get something to keep your hands and mouth busy</br> <br>Dubs dont lie</br> steam profile pic thread <br>this is his first video right?</br> going on holidays to the U.S. soon.. what candy/ sodas/ beers/ foods should i try?? <br>if you're coming from europe you will find us chocolate gross and with a chemical aftertaste. by law they can only use a smaller amount of fat in chocolate so they augment the taste with chemicals. stick to weird gummy things that you already expect to be chemical</br> <br>Beer : Pliney the Elder, Ballast Point Sculpin, Anything by Stone<br><br>Food : What part of the Country? BBQ is good<br><br>Candy : Not a fan of candy, I guess Snickers?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Kyle go to sleep</br> can we get a perfect body thread. Ideally thick thighs <br>Nailed it</br> </blockquote>][ We're bored and too poor to go outside and do fun things. Can anon suggest anything we can do? post wins, what else? Boredom enters the boring mind.<br><br>You're both boring people, is my point.</br></br> <br>flaunt your boobs</br> <br>fuck already?</br> <br>I mean, yeah. What this guy said. Show the boobs and all that.</br> where are you from ? <br>where in england are you from?</br> <br>not titsville</br> Shave those pubes off your face <br><br><br>Yorkshire</br></br></br> <br> boredom breeds apathy. <br> ??? <br> profit! </br></br></br> <br>suggest?<br>gtfo fuckung faggot<br><br>sharp in pooper both of you<br>OR GTFO NIGGERS</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Shave your neckbeard</br> <br> sharp in pooper both of you <br>roling ffs</br></br> <br>Undress and fuck<br>Make .webms</br></br> <br>Write "I'm a foot slut" on a piece of paper, then make her hold the paper, over her slutty feet.<br> do it </br></br> <br>piss 69</br> <br>Winrar.</br> we send porn images and you recreate them <br>post nude pics</br> Anyone find their Facebook yet? <br>Girl show your gaped anus while the guy faces the wall quietly</br> fuck your sister and post pics <br>Don't be faggots, do this</br> <br>Dubs have spoken.</br> do some of those boyfriend tag questions thing<br><br>How about just letting 9 decide</br></br> Hey ! As i said, this is a REAL FUCKING Steam giveaway thread. <br><br>RULES : <br><br> Post your Steam ID <br><br> Post any game you want (max 2). <br><br> Reply to this post. <br><br>A QUAD POST WITH THESE RULES WILL WIN ! <br><br>Good luck guys.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> OP here, i'm not the guy who gave the games yesterday, not the same OP, i just feel kind and i liked the idea of giving games. Not a fake. I'm serious. <br>are you the guy who made the same thread earlier but 404'd?</br> <br><br>OP here. NO ! I'm another guy.</br></br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/helpme<wbr>imonfire/<br><br>GTA V<br><br>Battlefield Hardline</br></br></br></br></wbr> <br>how come your so defensive about not being the same op who is actually a faggot who doesnt deliver?</br> <br>Can I ask for Dead Synchronicity: Tomorrow Comes Today is a game that I would really like to play, thanks<br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/sorede<wbr>wanaika/</wbr></br></br></br> <br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198215815036/<br><br>GTA 5<br>ELDER SCROLL ONLINE</br></br></br></wbr></br></br> <br>op here,fuck off you spammer i saw you spam this shit everywhere</br> <br>oh shit</br> <br>winrar</br> <br>post proof of op delivering</br> <br>insta winrar but OP is faggot anyways</br> <br>fucking hell</br> <br>op better deliver</br> <br>god mode engaged</br> BigBossRabbit<br><br>Starbound<br><br>Metal Slug X</br></br></br></br> <br>INSTA WIN</br> <br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/GoofyT<wbr>erminator/<br>Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad with Rising Storm<br>Check em?</br></br></wbr></br> <br>Pal, CONGRATS. OP here. Just wait a bit and i will give it to you.</br> <br>OP here, sorry i was just trippin <br><br>nice quads tho</br></br></br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/YooY3/<wbr><br>gta5 and eve online 1 month subscription<br>If you want just the eve online subscription and 20 tf2 keys</br></br></wbr> <br>Hey OP, time to deliver!</br> <br>i knew it, OP's an faggot.. kill urself OP</br> <br>zeeTKS<br><br>Fallout 3 or New Vagas or any borderlands</br></br></br> Any anons want to gift me free games?<br>get insta quads but OP will never deliver</br> Guys. It's really me, now listen.<br><br><br>WHY FOR FUCK'S SAKE WILL I GIVE GAMES THAT COSTS MONEY TO<br> ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ? <br><br>Stop being so stupid, go work and buy yourself your favorite games.</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>if op delivers post proof. but op never delivers so youll problaly not post proof</br> <br>Yeah i know that<br>any anons feel goods to help me a poorfags?</br></br> <br>You know what fuck it i'll give it to you. How do i do this ?</br> prove to me you aren't a bitch nigger and i will give you a game of your choice <br>Its not spam, I really want the game I must insist.</br> <br>i luv black dick, can i haz gaemz?</br> id/saltedfries<br>ARK: Survival Evolved<br>quads please</br></br> <br>this time maybe?</br> <br><br>buy the game as a gift and select "purchase as a gift" then just send the game to my email at [email protected]</br></br> <br>i dont steal bikes, i have a someone good job which gets me through the month but no money for video games<br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/boomba<wbr>sticone</wbr></br></br></br> <br>OP DIDNT DELIVER GUYS<br>SOME ONE FEEL GENEOURUS ENOUGH TO GIFT ME FREE THINGS WILL TAKE ANYTHING EVEN IF IT SCRAP PLEASE !</br></br> <br>sent ;)</br> https://steamcommunity.com/profiles<wbr>/76561198043834187/<br>gta 5 or any fallout <br>i am not getting quads anyway</br></br></wbr> http://steamcommunity.com/id/ALOHAM<wbr>lady/<br>Can i get a compedium in dota 2 instead?</br></wbr> A steam giveaway where OP doesn't deliver, who'd have guessed? http://steamcommunity.com/id/skleen<wbr>y<br><br>arma 3</br></br></wbr> Dat feels when you get quads and OP didnt deliver anything <br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Domini<wbr>o<br>Binding of Isaac: Rebirth :)</br></wbr></br> http://reallifecam.com/en-US/view/0<wbr>3_1<br><br>Seems they may be at it again. Hand on ass, lets hope for more</br></br></wbr> <br>Dubs 4 hope</br> <br>if trips they get raped by 10 black guys</br> <br>If only. Might see a little other action over at Nora and milana to. Ones ins underwear on couch.</br> <br>i'm havin a lil look now</br> the cockblocking dog tho <br>ITS HAPPENING</br> <br>Which one</br> <br>the one in the OP<br><br>they were basically embracing but then the dog decided he needed attention</br></br></br> Leora and Paul are masturbating each other looking good why would anyone fill their house with cameras? (also checkem) Anyone working on a new script to unlock the cameras? <br>they get free rent<br>and they're russian</br></br> <br>Free apartment</br> <br>they get their rent paid and maybe all lving expenses to agree to live in the house with cameras live 24/7</br> someone shoot the dog FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK<br><br>Dog scared the shit outta me</br></br> outside with a crossbow, trips decides what I do with the dog, will post proof. id be so pissed if i were this guy right now, fuck off dawg <br><br>dude I know I had just opened the page too and clicked onto a different tab</br></br> doge wants the pussy for himself No one is stupid enough to pay to watch them surely? <br>people do.</br> <br>nah</br> <br>http://reallifecam.com/en/view/08_1<wbr><br>http://reallifecam.com/en/view/08_1<wbr><br>http://reallifecam.com/en/view/08_1<wbr></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br> <br>PIC + timestamp + leoras tits</br> <br>no trips no kill m8</br> lol paul cockblocked by a fucking doge<br><br>hes a faggot anyway</br></br> <br>Meant proof your were outside m9</br> <br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/08_<wbr>1</wbr> <br>open carlo and mario</br></br> <br>what's he doing?? doge is gone<br>i'd be all over her</br></br> <br>thinking about dicks probably</br> <br>Can't you see me through the window with my 4chan man costume on?</br> <br>There people are fucking boring... fuck the tv and what is the bith ch chewing?</br> <br>Nyet</br> IT'S HAPPENING haha soon as he starts, doge comes back <br>it's finally happening!!!!</br> <br>fucking checked</br> was he trying to rub her pussy but she wasn't getting into it haha my name jeFf she looks more interested in whats on the tv they go to the bedroom <br>my 6 says they will</br> Can anyone hack their cameras and play sanik down them? <br>Trips r 4 dog kill</br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/07_1<wbr><br>Topless ;)</br></wbr> I'm gonna pretend this is my girlfriend cheating on me. Crossbow guy here. Went back to car for lunch. i'll be back in 15 minutes to kill the dog <br> ;) </br> <br>...... Good for you.</br> <br>Thanks sweetie.</br> oh boy here we go hoping for this <br>Almost quads</br> IT'S HAPPENING!!! @629655744<br><br>can you hack their intercom and tell them to hurry up?</br></br> <br>why am i getting 403 - Forbidden</br> SHES COMING <br>actually thats called foreplay son</br> <br>same</br> <br>Because you're a faggot</br> <br>Post pics</br> <br>dont worry next to nothing is happening.</br> She's controlling his toes with his penis. <br>why did they fkin stop then ?</br> <br>she wants the D (dog)</br> dudes just waiting for the next ad break again kek He just pretended to scratch his nose so that he could smell his fingers. kek. how does paul not have his dick inside her already what a fag <br><br><br><br>Because fuck Paul.</br></br></br></br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/11_2<wbr><br>this is more exciting to me right now</br></wbr> <br>she asked him if he could triangle force. he said no and cockblocked himself</br> What country is this in? she was rubbing his dick why did they stop <br>It's so fucking awkward, it's like neither of them will make a move even though they both want it. They started to get somewhere and no they're regressing because neither of them will take the next step.<br><br>I remember having this problem in my first sexual relationship when I was 14</br></br></br> <br>lesbian 3 way when?</br> <br>you really think she just came? wouldnt you think he would wanna do more then rub her cunt? she stops everytime the show comes back on. just coz she grinding her hips doesnt mean she coming</br> crossbow guy here. finished lunch, heading back for the dog Does anybody know in which cities these apartments are located? If you knew that, you could look up where they live, and call them, asking funny stuff. There shouldn't be too many couples named Leora and paul in any given specific place, so it shouldn't be hard if you know the city. <br>were you also filmed all the time knowing there are hundreds of /b/ros watching?</br> <br>Of course, what do you take me for? an amateur?</br> <br>not all girls come the same way , some fucking scream till the dog dies and some just move hips and give a silent moan</br> <br>i remember, there was some guy in a thread maybe 1 year ago. He said Leora and Paul live in Novosibirsk, but their names aren't real.</br> <br>how would fake names help them?</br> ITT: kids discuss the female orgasm <br>Ok. Maybe someone can crosscheck the floor-plan with a specific building?</br> <br>maybe theyre sociall awkward and they dont like their real names</br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/11_2<wbr> can anyone get into the other cams? half naked girl just took her laptop upstairs</wbr> <br>to stop people like you from looking them up in a phone book<br><br>you goddamn retard</br></br></br> I never get these reallifecam, they don't work for me. Should I use proxy? I am gettin 403 error (Forbidden: access denied) http://reallifecam.com/en/view/07_1<wbr></wbr> fuck paul what a corpse....stepans been lookin for a fap for a good hour now.....oh shit son adriana and daniel shes suckin him off <br>surely someone could easily find out who they are though</br> Has anybody ever been murdered on one of these? GUYS BEEN DOGBLOCKED AGAIN <br>Nice trips Satan. Now someone go make a new script for unlocking the cameras.</br> that fucking dog <br>this</br> SOMEONE KILL THAT DOG <br>AGAIN</br> <br>this. I want to see someone get murdered. any /b/ros in the area up to make some cash? richfag here name your price</br> is he fingering her? newfag paul cant even close keep us updated its expired for me :( <br>what cam?</br> <br>It looked like he was for a moment, but it's over now.</br> she's on her phone <br>LONDON<br>O<br>N<br>D<br>O<br>N</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>nothing, while i was typing the girl got up and started to use her phone<br>http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1<wbr></wbr></br></br> she clearly wants the dog <br>die</br> hes getting close again, hope she doesnt stop it again, im starting to think they are teasing us These cameras aren't working for me, please /b/ help http://reallifecam.com/en/view/11_1<wbr><br><br>girl in underwear went upstairs with a laptop. someone get them cams pls. I'd bet shes masturbating now</br></br></wbr> <br>u need to add a triforce to the link</br> <br>just reload the page</br> @629662511<br>whats that?</br> fuckin paul 03_1 hand in pants! Woo attempt 3 check mate bros <br> 669 </br> <br><br> @629662511 <br>Get out</br></br></br> <br><br>Hands though</br></br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/13_1<wbr><br>Guys get in on this action, it is high fucking stakes</br></wbr> <br>OP here.been testing all scripts online and shit. Need a hacker fagget to write a new script to access all cameras.</br> come on paul fuck her you dumb cunt, she wants it bad <br>guys cheating like fuck. see him identifying the textures of the cards</br> <br>this this this<br>someone??</br></br> he's so sexually frustrated right now, i can tell, i do the same with with my feet and cant keep them still @629662731<br>Look who it is again, ID Anonymous . I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Anonymous" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.</br> <br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/13_<wbr>1</wbr> <br><br> 2015 <br> Not using a riffle shuffle </br></br></br></br> <br>gr8 b8 m8</br> <br>Don't worry guy, very soon the entertainment industry will hit this unbelievable/inevitable bottom and we'll continue to lower the bar. Family values are dead and children are being indoctrinated to accept satan</br> <br>*@bait</br> <br> Ok i got bated hard</br> get your shit together Paul <br>yeah he is. gotta give it to him hes patient, no way i could just leave it after she started pulling dick</br> <br>I'm trying be she keeps whispering in my ear that her penis is bigger than mine</br> a whole lot of nothing <br> /thread </br> anybody got screenshots ? Do these cams have a speaker or something.<br>Scream heil hitler or something.</br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/04_<wbr>1</wbr> <br><br><br>ass and guy with no shirt</br></br></br> <br>The music industry has already become concerts of female masturbation and devil worshipping.</br> <br>NO QUADS FOR YOU</br> <br>theres literally nothing worthwhile going on. he tried to finger her and she shot him down pretty quick</br> There's 3 hoes and a dude in Carina and Sarina <br>problem is she holds all the cards, when she says go he goes, when she says stop he stops, power of the fucking pussy man</br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/07_2<wbr><br>shits going down</br></wbr> fuck u paul give her the d you micro penis fag ayy lamo http://reallifecam.com/en/view/08_1<wbr><br>Pussy play going on here</br></wbr> <br>Someone, anyone</br> <br><br>kek</br></br> <br>nope.fagpeg</br> <br>dat cats mad as fuck bro</br> <br>Kek<br>Also kill yourself</br></br> But there is still hope folks! <br>i lel'd</br> <br>yeah you right. but i usually cant just sit there like he is now, id need to get something. look hes trying again lol</br> Hands on again His arm is oh her leg! Hopedihope! <br>that idiot!</br> Adriana and Daniel seem like there about to do iot in the bed room, you can see into vina the hallwway <br>oh maybe...you can see their feet/legs on the bed from the hall...</br> 07_3 they just went into there and now I can't see <br>FUCK HER GODDAMIT FUCK HER</br> Watching grass grow <br>link m8</br> <br>told you guys</br> why it doesnt work? <br>http://reallifecam.com/en/view/07_3<wbr></wbr></br> <br>i didn't doubt you ;)</br> <br>SOMETHINGS GOING ON. for the love of hitler someone get access to that cam pls</br> <br><br><br>ANYONE GOT THIS? Shits going down yo!</br></br></br> now, about the scripts... <br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/07_<wbr>3</wbr> <br>The guy got shot down again.</br></br> <br><br>someone needs to hack the cams so we can all see the sex</br></br> can anybody confirm if they have EVER fucked on the public cams before?<br><br>Also pic is of the pc im thinking about getting, what do you guys think needs a change? Also thinking about forking out an extra $250 to get a 980 instead of a 970 but i thought i could just wait until the 980ti's are cheaper and upgrade later</br></br> <br>they always close door when sex</br> uhuhu nice arse IT's on guys http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1<wbr></wbr> This fuckin dog... <br>fuck off, make a new thread for that shit</br> DOG <br>HOLY FUCK</br> paul may also just fuck the dog <br>DOG strikes again</br> <br>I've seen Leora&Paul, Nelly&Bogdan and Zoya&Lev fucking in public before</br> he's fucking the dog LMAO he going to fuck that dog? <br>hes going to fuck the dog.</br> so paul was in it to get the doge all along <br>well he kept getting shot down form the other dog</br> The dog is fucking ruining this, guy is grabbing him weirdly, maybe he wants to break his neck FUCKING DOG SOAB <br> Dog shot him down too </br> he wants the dog now its funny cuz their names are not leora and paul<br>who the fuck chose names for them<br>theyre gay as fuck lmao</br></br> <br>CPU could be better but apart from that, it's pretty good. I have the same GPU.</br> <br><br>kek dog</br></br> at this point the tv show is more interesting i can see pauls blue balls bulging all the way from here http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_9<wbr></wbr> Wainting for a strip poker at Nelly's... <br>CPU could be better? its pretty much the top tier atm dude :/</br> <br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_<wbr>9</wbr> <br>wonder if she can play that guitar</br></br> http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_4<wbr> Dog is kill</wbr> OP here, abandoning thread.Hope tomorrow someone's written a new script <br>he can</br> pauls so fuckin pissed he keeps smelling his fingers, smell of defeat <br>wonder if your a faggot</br> WHYS SHE DRESSING UP WHERE SHE GOIN <br>if you overclock it, that is. Anything above 4Ghz and you're future-proof.</br> <br>to see her actual boyfriend</br> <br>yesterday she was naked all day long and all he done was surfing the net</br> 05_1 has like 4 bitches and one dude <br>this guy needs to sort his fucking game out.</br> RIP in Pepperoni <br>kek</br> <br>kek loudly</br> <br>paul killed him without anyone noticing<br>maybe he isnt that dumb</br></br> <br>i dont think you actually know that its 6-core you faggot, not to mention socket 2011 which is going to be the new standard soon, god damn you're retarded</br> GOGOGO PAUL GO now hes fucking the dog in front of her to show dominance? paul is on the move go go paul, he is going for it again HE'S FUCKING THE DOG Fucker fucked the dog instead. Oh Fuck! He's going to finish the job! such a loser that paul raping the dog now <br>kkeekk</br> what the fuck is he doing to that dog where did she go? is she evading him? where tf he gone yep yep fucking the doge not the dog anyone getting 403 forbidden error? http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_9<wbr><br>i saw the booty</br></wbr> they're gonna have a threesome with the doge <br>Why hasn't anyone checked these trip dubs yet?</br> bitch knows where the camera angles are dat ass <br>I saw it too anon, what a whore</br> paul is back<br><br>he already cummed</br></br> There has got to be a way to get premium without having to pay 50 a month <br>yep and paul the fag let her put pants on</br> <br>she is showing it us on purpose, i think paul is going to get cucked as soon as she leaves</br> <br>Because we're not massive faggots like yourself.</br> fucking jeans <br>Booty pics? Missed it</br> she has her jeans on<br><br>it's over guys</br></br> Confirmed for Ape I bet hes so fucking mad now. being cockblocked by a dog fuck Paul, it 8:20pm now with GMT+7 and you let your woman go out at this time she has such nice legs and ass how tf did he even get her? Dog is sneakraping the butt! I want the 6 digit 6's. <br>I forgot to ;-;</br> listening to music. hes mad lol <br>Sounds like butthurt<br>Does someone need a hug?</br></br> <br>rr</br> maybe she's just going out for throwing thrash <br>It's Russia! Tons of hot grills and only ugly dudes.</br> <br>nice trip trips</br> !get 666666 <span class="deadlink">>>629666666 if she goes out hes going to vent his "tension" out on the dog. Are kill? <br>Thanks, nice dubs.</br> Check ma 6's 666666 git is there any way to access the rest of the cams without paying money?? Roll god i wish they would fuck someone find a new cam, I need to jerk off checkemm Found a way to hack my school's printer, which is at the office of the director, I will try to print out all images in this thread.<br>give me your best</br> Look out guys he's hacking the internet. <br>Lol</br> hack Fuck with everyone so bad they wont want to stop you <br>check'd</br> <br>PEDO!!!!</br> <br>Fucking pedo</br> <br>fuck right off randy</br> <br>Fuck off, Randy.</br> <br>Fuck off randy</br> Prints as many as these as possible and hang then all over the school HACKERING <br>Moar midna rimming pls</br> <br>but will you deliver?</br> OP won't deliver <br>gifs being printed iwwwwooooow</br> <br>Stupid fucking candyass, cats cant melt steep beams.</br> Don't just carpet bomb. Print out one of these each week. Fuck with them. The first and second one will be a fluke. Then they will start suspecting some one on in the office. Divide and conquer <br> 12/08/14 <br>Why is fat acceptance still not kill?</br></br> <br><br><br><br><br> 629664633 <br/></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Pussy still intact...would fuck it</br> <br>kekked hard</br> <br>Lmao for the divide et impera quote</br> <br>fuck off</br> <br>Fuck right the fuck off ye fucker</br> <br>Hory shit dad are you proud of me?</br> <br> checking himself <br> baby's first trips </br></br> <br>How you manage to pull that off OP</br> <br>Periscock</br> That printer is gonna run out of ink before the memes <br>Shit i got rekt dad I put shame on our family I shourd sudoku</br> Quick /b/, need a pic of that "hot" QT girl with bone over-growth in her face Begging for Minecraft account .<br>I'll give you my love .</br> It's Summer and I'm bored as fuck. Met this bitch like two weeks ago and she won't stop messaging me mundane shit. Let's go. Lemme see her picture! <br> after that its got to be<br><br>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</br></br></br> <br>I'm really sorry <br>OMG I was watching mr robot and started getting really edgy. Sorry pls forgive me and I will be your little cuckolded bitch for eternity!</br></br> Let's get the best damn baily Jay thread going. Gifs, webms, anything His tits are nasty <br> Fake tits are nasty <br>Fixed</br></br> <br><br>Don't ever reply to me with bullshit like this again</br></br> <br>so much yes</br> not much on Jay, though ? Luckily for you, I have a few <br><br><br/></br></br> <br>princess dust</br> Yay I love these threads <br>mezmerizing</br> <br>Okay I'm done that's all I've got.<br>I had more but I had to prune a bit unfortunately.</br></br> So pretty. Would love to squeeze my cock all the way into his little sluthole. Dirty little bitch. <br>Ha!</br> Moar please. Need a fap <br>I wanna see him do a hardcore gang bang I'm talking bound gangbangers rough shit would be hot.</br> <br>I like to see her do moar stuff with girls honestly</br> <br> him <br>gtfo</br></br> <br>Wait found qt one</br> <br>Yep it's him.<br>XY chromosomes means it's a male.</br></br> No amount of hormones is going to fix what he will look like when he gets old. <br>REKT<br>any recent images of him?</br></br> <br><br>No amount of hormones is going to fix what ALL WOMEN look like when they get old, so who cares?</br></br> <br><br>If Bailey Jay has tits in later shoots, does that make this CP?</br></br> <br>It's official. I'm a gay</br> <br>He isn't a women. He will look way worse than any female when he gets old</br> <br><br>Actually, he'll probably look better than most women still because he'll get a shit ton of plastic surgery. He already looks fucking hot, so the base on which he is working will be Christine Brinkley levels of good-looking.<br><br>Also, you do understand that it's the hormones that have made him look that feminine, yes? So therefore as long as he keeps taking the hormones he'll age like a woman, not a man.</br></br></br></br> <br>yep<br><br><br>ummm ... no!!!</br></br></br></br> <br> plastic surgery <br> hot <br>TOP FUCKING KEK. You've also never seen older trannies if you think he will look good when he ages.</br></br></br> <br>Men have much more elastin and collagen in their skin. This means they age much better on average.</br> <br><br/></br> <br>Luckily for Bailey, she's transitioned (heh) her career from porn to personality via her podcast and tv appearances. Looks-wise her forehead is becoming more prominent and some fear recession of the hairline might be in play. She's using way way more make-up, and her original younger sets were appealing cause their was none. <br><br>Its looking bad for trapfags. Bailey was the great gay hope to justify their penis fetish.<br><br>inb4 >her</br></br></br></br></br> Nice dick If this is wrong then I don't wanna be right. <br>Sounds like what your mom said when you were conceived</br> Thoughts? send her to a place that doesnt have marines and troops to protect her ass I partly agree. You were in the army? Good for you faggot I'm not treating you different from anyone else <br>Ayy, the military is just a social relief program for the otherwise unemployable. Fucking welfare queens.</br> <br> everyone plays the marines and troops game <br><br>Well if humanity could once and for all get its shit together then it would not be required.<br>But we gotta be a planet full of dumb faggots, so we might aswell need trained and experienced dumb faggots to protect us from average dumb faggots.</br></br></br></br> <br>I agree with her, probably not for the same reason though. Anyone in the US military is a jew puppet and genuinely retarded. They are also totally unable to conversed with rationally.</br> Ask her how to appropriately use literally in a sentence. <br>she is just an ungrateful bitch like you, the military is more than just welfare queens who the fuck else is going to fight? not your faggot ass</br> <br> protect her ass <br>yeah because the civilians in afghanistan wouldn't hesitate to travel down to america just to wreck her ass.<br>same counts for the vietnamese, japanese and all the others</br></br></br> <br> Literally get paid to kill people <br>Correct usage, although redundant.<br><br> Literally fuck the marines and all our troops <br>Is she offering to?<br><br>Other than that, meh.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Sheltered millennial<br><br>Had she been born in the 30's and had that attitude she would have been executed. <br><br>The troops have done nothing wrong, it's the people who control them that are the evil ones.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yes, and in this era people should be smart enough to know not to enlist in and risk your life for evil people.</br> <br>I feel like she probably would throw herself at any marine</br> With the US army, I agree. <br>Fighting defensive wars is honorable. Fighting offensive wars is not. <br><br>In the end, even countries work with the gang code of the rule of the strongest. Military are just hired thugs of the gang doing their bidding and they are glorified because they are OUR hired thugs.</br></br></br> <br> wow hey look, YOU gave me the weapon so that I would shoot them, it must be YOUR fault <br>Basic Murrica Reasoning right there.</br></br> <br>never actually though of it like that</br> 12 year old girls are stupid <br><br>Having a military is 'literally' a prerequisite to being a country.<br><br>Choosing to be in that military is a very noble decision. <br><br>Just so happens that the world has gone to shit and corporations have taken control of the military and are using it to generate profits</br></br></br></br></br></br> Gay <br>youd be surprised at how many service members dont agree with what goes on most the time but there has to be SOMEONE to fucking do it at they at least deserve some respect for that</br> <br>We all don't have a pussy and tits to calm others down<br><br>We actually have to defend ourselves<br><br>And use other types of weapons<br>So people like you can go on twitter and cry about something you know nothing about. Jon Snow</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> world has gone to shit <br>A race which thinks of itself smarter than an animal, yet behaves just as much or even worse than an animal.<br>Ofcourse it's gone to shit. Everybody is smarter than everybody else.<br><br><br>So I automaticaly deserve respect for doing irrespectable things that nobody wants to do?<br>I'm not sure I can follow..<br><br>You say there MUST be someone, who told you that?<br>You want to hold a position, ofcourse there will be friction.<br>Nobody told you you must but still you do. There is no respect for stupid actions.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>No, there doesn't have to be someone do get tricked into getting shot at/ killing other to make Jews more profits.</br> <br>it wasnt that far away, this should be her for not being grateful to people who sacrifice their lifes for her safety and comfort</br> <br> 1 retweet <br> 10 favorites <br>Stop shilling yourself faggot. You will ever be important.</br></br></br> i agree with her op The military doesn't " protect our freedom " by killing sandniggers <br>Kill her</br> <br> Dont agree with whats going on <br>because they actually fucking SEE what is going on. what they are doing and why profits for the cooperations ~the jews.</br></br> When I worked in a restaurant I would pull all the table tents that advertised our military discount because fuck that and fuck them <br>Props bruh. U R smrt</br> <br>Pawn<br>noone will give a damn if you die "for your country"</br></br> <br>This. Also, the whole defending my freedoms is bullshit. There hasn't been a credible threat to the US since WW2. So bombing some midieval opium farmers has fuck all to do with protecting me. More Americans died in Afghanistan than in 9/11, whats the point other than revenge.<br><br>We flush trillions of dollars down the toilet on defense spending. I'm not going to treat veterans any different than I treat a normal person. Most didn't even do shit and 75% that are deployed just sit on their ass in Japan, Korea, or Germany spending my tax money on hookers.</br></br></br> <br>I would fight if I needed to. We haven't been in a war worth actually fighting since WW2.</br> kek, dumb bitch doesn't realize what saying "literally fuck troops " means. she does seem like the typical marine dick loving slut i remember. America has the best military ever <br> Loses 3 wars in a row to 3rd world countries </br> <br>Perhaps she really likes marines and all her other troops and want's them to have all the sex they can get, but also apologises for not liking them fully because of one aspect of them.</br> <br>Been going on since the dawn of mankind, her bitching has not</br> <br>boys, i think we got some bait here.</br> army in greece is mandatory faggots <br><br><br>brainwashed jack ass</br></br></br> I agree with her. Military people are assholes for the most part, and they yell "I protected this country!" And all they were was a cook. You don't get your dick sucked for something you volunteered for. And lastly, I don't need anyone else taking credit for protecting my family. I have a glock 40, and an AK47 fully loaded and ready to defend my family. We're either living or dying together. We can protect ourselves. Not to mention, I can't even think of the last war waged on "protecting" us. It's all corporate interest. <br>I hate when idiots misuse the word literally</br> <br>safety from what?</br> <br>You think you won in Nam, iraq or Afghanistan? HA</br> <br>lol protect her from who? You really think rich men pay dumb men to kill young men to protect the country lmao</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Welcome to the new generation of 4chan. :) <br>Its been a little over 10 years since the start.<br><br>Now its going into DEEP retardation.<br><br>What will the next 10 years hold? :)</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Same with any army in the world</br> <br>whom*</br> <br>we just left, simple as that anon</br> <br>nope..cos in america only dickhead faggots join the army...</br> <br>just got bored?</br> <br>After losing yeah thats oftenwhat the loser does</br> <br>100% this. My college roommate was in the army reserves. He acted like his shit didn't stink and all he did was drive a fucking truck up and down the east coast. Yep, my glock is all the defense I need as well.<br><br>As if invading Iraq and Afghanistan could actually prevent terrorist attacks.</br></br></br> <br>politics, god you're fucking dense anon</br> <br>You don't have a point or counter argument. You just disagree because you make decisions based on your feminine feelings.</br> <br>kek, been on here for 7 years. Said the same shit at the time too.</br> The pay is shit, and you got a 10% chance of dying if you are out on the field. <br> glock 40 <br>Kills yourself no guns</br></br> Enlisted here. The whole military thing worked out good for me. Nice experience, some benefits. I still pay taxes and definitely don't get paid enough for what I do but I suppose it all balances its self out.<br>I've also literally met nobody on the active duty side who goes around expecting people to thank them for their service. The only people I've met who try that are FNG's from basic who are just having their little moment of pride for officially wearing a uniform.</br> <br>Same with any army in the world.</br> <br>Flame war and drama = 4chan</br> <br>I agree with the marines being sissies and useless. They have to be saved by the army every God damn minute.<br>It gets annoying after a while, I rather we just sent them home.</br></br> <br>Yeah after 19 and 14 years, coincidentally as they were being dumped on they decided to oull out almost as if the lost or something</br> <br>nope nigga...i told you the army in greece is mandatory...every male has to join for 9 months</br> <br>True that. Faggots wouldn't know up from left-right if the military wasn't peering the worlds niggers in their nigger faces 25/8.</br> <br>So you admit everyone from Greece is a dickhead faggot?</br> <br>so the plan was go there..fuck the shit up and then just simply leave?that's politics?</br> <br>Faggot getting butthurt over opposing views</br> <br>for not paying denbts..yea</br> I never understood the glorification of soldiers in the usa, because the minute they suffer from war related trauma the military doesnt give a shit about them and drops them.<br><br>I always thought the military was for people that are lost causes that cant get a respectable job.</br></br> <br>this, had a good experience in the navy, done some cool shit that nobody else would be able to do. but mostly training all the time</br> <br>well it is for people who can't get a respectable job...but with the stupid amerifats even being a soldier became a respectable job</br> <br><br>I guarantee everyone that each and every soldier, doesn't matter which division in the military you're in. Army, marines, Air Force, or navy.... Doesn't matter. Every soldier in the battlefield, aren't fighting for their country, though they can believe in their country, of course they can, but not fighting for their country or freedom... They are fighting for their fellow soldiers and themselves... The soldier who whose beside you fighting with you, the soldier who just took a bullet for you, the soldier who got caught in an explosion, the soldier who was just looked at you with fear, the soldier who looked at you with bravery, and courage... You are fighting for your fellow soldiers, their freedom, and themselves....</br></br> <br>She's right. And the only reson US needs such a strong military is because they pissed off a lot of people with their international politics. nobody was hating US when you were isolationists.</br> <br>are you old or just ignorant. this hasn't applied sine the 60s or 70s</br> LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY <br>Social relief program? more like community service. I was making more money in the civilian world before I joined.<br><br>Basically, if you joined the military for the money. you picked the wrong job<br><br>After being in 8 years, i don't continue to do it for the money. I do it for the worldly experiences and helping my fellow soldiers. Seeing shit on the news and actually being there are vastly different perceptions.</br></br></br></br></br> <br> Kills a bunch of sandniggers and their children <br> Doesn't give a fuck <br> Friend gets killed by a sandnigger <br> PTSD occurs </br></br></br></br> <br>nope..you just go to the army for 9 months...do nothing..and then return to your normal life...also the division does matter</br> <br>also what does this have to do with the matter that not only dickheaded faggots join the army cos it's mandatory?</br> The use of the word "litetally" in this sentence implies she wants to be gangbanged by sevice men. People should understand what they are saying, before blasting words on the interwebs. <br> implying American is the first to consider military a respectable job. you don't history much do you anon </br> <br><br>She wants to literally fuck (have sex with) marines.</br></br> <br>Both statements are correct in this day and age.</br> <br><br><br><br>You are all under aged and probably got your first dose of communism.<br><br>You'll grow out of it eventually. If not. Oh well.<br><br>I'm not going to do your work for you and tell you every single reason why the military is important. <br>You'll just have to go through life being idiots or actually have to learn something for yourself.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Or she wants horses to fuck the marines, its open to interpretation</br> <br>nope but amerifats believe that they should respect the marines for protecting them</br> <br>do you have experience first hand m8</br> <br>She posted it for attention, and then you posted it on here for attention. Those are my thoughts on the matter.</br> Get payed to to kill people so they don't kill you.<br>Ungrateful bitch</br> <br>well the military is important...why is it important to pay respect to the troops?for doing what?</br> <br><br>You might want to read up on the barbary wars and that whole period in history.</br></br> volunteer forces <br> if no one volunteered, the draft would be used because 'Murica <br><br>Naw m8, means I never needed to go to a dumbass war because some awesome mother fuckers signed up for that shit on their own.<br><br>They get an A+ in my book<br><br>inb4 butthurt hurr durrs about selective service</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yea, from across the planet, with WW2 era technology</br> <br>only you would think about horse fucking anon</br> <br>Go to hell fag your stupider than a woman</br> <br>Imagine how far they would have been if someone wasn't there to contain them in the first place</br> <br>well you've never been to a war cos your country was never in danger...if it was i'm sure the american government would take you too</br> <br>We are taking the offensive to prevent ourselves from having to take the defensive. Would you rather have a missile be disarmed before it gets here, or deal with the fallout it creates? If you haven't noticed, Europooran countries have shootings/bombings every other week due to terrorism. Kill all sandniggers = no more sandnigger attacks. <br><br>Or we could, y'know, let them keep attacking us with no repercussions, except on the occasional basis that we catch them before they do anything.</br></br></br> <br>Doesn't explain you training religiontard taliban when it suited you nor does it explain supporting that iranina shah when it suited you. such things create anti us sentiment. don't get me wrong. I don't hate average joe citisen of the us, he's prolly a decen person but i dislike your foreign policy and constant aggression, whether outright military or cia destabilising governments and installing puppet regimes.</br> <br>you're*</br> <br> taking the bait </br> <br>Exactly what I would say, good jub</br> <br>I can't even tell which side you're taking</br> <br> :) </br> Some serious dumbasses in this thread. You say no war since WW2 was worth anything. There has been a stupid as fuck proxy war with communism ever since ww2. Via korea vietnam and even Afghanistan part 1. The korean war where we stepped into the middle of our allys getting ass raped because the north did a surprise attack. We have been there ever since to deter the Kims from being stupid. I don't agree with all the wars or the money spent. But unless you have done it and actually served then your stupid opinion is just that. Not going to affect me in the slightest. So keep crying that military is welfare. It is not like you basement dwellers even pay taxes. You most likely are still a deduction for your parents. Have fun with your un popular opinion <br>you mean disarm the american missle that was bought by the sand niggers before it gets there</br> <br><br>We didn't have a plan to begin with. That's the only reason people consider it a loss.<br> "they were being dumped on" <br>Yeah, I guess that's why we killed about 3 times more than we lost, right?</br></br></br></br> <br>what's wrong with having respect for someone anon</br> <br>Ask anyone who is a marine or in the military if they actually want to be in the middle east.<br><br>Honestly who the fuck wants to see their friend's faces being blown off everyday?<br><br>Wars cannot be fought with jets. If they could then the U.S. would honestly just be doing that, and we do do that a lot of times. Any time we can do it we do, but when we need to extract information, when we need to minimalize causualties we need to use troops.<br><br>Their job is shit and someone has to do it. <br>You respect troops because it HAS to be done and its not you.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The army does protect us. Why do you think Europoor countries get shot up by sandniggers all the time, and we don't?</br> <br>Gayest post ever</br> <br>You have more chances of be killed by a cop or a fellow fucking american than a goddamn foreign terrorist. This isn't fucking red dawn, faggot. ISIS isn't going to start paratrooping into the U.S via the east coast.terrorism in this country is dealt with by law enforcement. Stop watching so much fucking 24.</br> <br>Because we're giving up a lot of freedoms so you don't have to. If you're in the selective service, they have your ass. It's because so many of us volunteer that the US doesn't do the whole mandatory service bullshit that so many other countries do.<br><br>Personally though, I didn't join to be respected or put on some pedestal for doing something anyone else could do. I did it because my family was lower middle class and could only support either me or my younger brother through college. Rather then go get my education, then leave my younger brother with whatever leftover finances were there, I joined so he could get my parent's 100% support (or what little they can give) so he can go out and chase his own dreams.<br>No regrets, I still feel I made the right choice, even after four years and seeing all my friends graduating college.</br></br></br></br> <br>politics is shit but you are trying to blame the military anon</br> <br>In nam they killed you with swords while you had guns, took your guns and then killed you with those, and you think it could possibly be taken as anything but a loss? HA</br> <br><br>I havent trained anyone let alone the Taliban. Ive never been to the pashtun region of Pakistan.<br><br>But the point im making is your talking about two different eras.<br><br>When the US became independent from Britain, they lost the protection of the British navy. And the muslims started fucking them over repeatedly. Stopping them from trading without being captured and ensalved.<br><br>Thats both the reason and the justification for the US stopping being an isolationist nation.<br><br>These conflicts were not a result of the US creating an armed force.<br>The US created an armed force as a result of these conflicts.<br><br>Its all well documented if you read up on it.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I got education and work, I get payed very well and I enjoy my work and staying with mt colleges.<br>Operating technician and biologist at an off-shore fishfarm<br><br>However I'm choosing to join the army this january, why? Beacuse I want to be prepared to defend my country when the time comes.<br>Like my fathers before me that drove the nazis out with next to no equipment to start with.</br></br></br></br></br> its almost like this dumb bitch had an epiphany one day...like this whole time she had been lied to. <br> Like my fathers before me <br><br><br>Haha you have two gay dads!</br></br></br></br> <br>I'm not exactly sharing her view, mostly because she's close to being correct, but for the wrong reasons.<br><br>People say governments are the problem, when in reality soldiers are. If soldiers wouldn't blindly follow instructions, they wouldn't be a tool of the powerful. Any war that is fought, that is not for defensive means, is the fault of the soldiers who are the aggressors and this is in very most cases the US army. So yeah, in a way, fuck the US troops.</br></br></br> <br>Yeah, because that totally happens, right? <br>We make money off of selling terrorists missiles, even though we unload hundreds on them all the time that cost 100 times more than the cheap shit they're using? Every little bit matters, right? The only weapons we have given terrorists was before they were terrorists, and we wanted them to fight the Soviets out of their country. Which we did. It is better for us to fight sandniggers than Russians.</br></br> <br>what about the kosovo war you faggot?</br> <br>Raid and make her sudoku</br> <br>Made me kek a little</br> <br>I think her caps is stuck down with maple syrup</br> <br>Hard to tell, women are always wrong but she actually got a point.<br>So ill somewhat agree with her.</br></br> <br>that doesn't make the us marines a respectable force..just a bunch of faggots</br> <br>so you didn't have a plan and went to war?just for fun?</br> <br>Post webm</br> <br>There's a reason why the chance of getting killed by a terrorist is so slow in comparison to getting killed by crazed faggots who already live here B^). <br><br>US is ISIS' biggest enemy. There is no reason they wouldn't try to make their way here if they had the power to do so (which they don't, because we constantly kill the shit out of em and blow their shit up).</br></br></br> I live my life like this; if I personally am not involved in something, I couldn't give a fuck less. People in this country, in this world can bitch and fuck each other up as much as they want, leave me the fuck out of it. <br>having respect for someone who deserves it...not a bunch of fags</br> Do people in here honestly hate troops or are they just trolling? They ARE paid to kill people, there is no denying it. <br>I'm not even going to bother arguing with someone who actually believes the Vietcong fought with swords. I don't think you understand a single thing about that war.</br> <br>Prior to WW2 you were isolationists. That is a fact. Some conflict happened here and there but you weren't actively meddling in the international politics. That is a fact. You didn't personally train the taliban but your government did. And armed them too. That created some anti us sentiment. And then you bacstabbed your former allies creating even more anti us sentiment. There's a lot of people blinded by hatred that would love to kill YOU personally because of what your government did in the past. It's wrong but it was brought upon you by your own government. That's politics.</br> <br>don't the marines join the army with their will?so they join the marines but don't want to be in the middle east?why do they join the marines then?</br> <br>why are they fags anon. what determines if a person deserves respect, what is your criteria</br> <br>The plan was to stop communism from spreading. We thought that if Vietnam became communist, other countries there would too. We didn't have any real means of stopping them, though. We just went there and killed all the commies. We killed at least a million of 'em, and lost a quarter of that. Communism didn't spread. Victory in my book.</br> <br>Troops are great, go and get killed, the more single women the better.</br> <br>Not hate, but it's hard to feel any sort of sympathy for people who go out and kill others and then get really butthurt when their buddies get killed in return.</br> <br>The army only protects the leaders not the people.</br> <br>when was the last time you heard about sandniggers blowing up 2 of the tallest buildings on earth?oh sorry..that wasn't the sandniggers...it was an inside job!</br> <br>But.... you're a basement dwelling neckbeard.</br> <br>They are paid to protect people you dumb shit.<br><br>They do not fire unless they are fired at or see a possible threat. <br><br>We are shitting out billions into the middle east so they have democracy.<br><br>KINDA LIKE KOREA you piece of shit.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The kurds are their BIGGEST enemy right now you dumb fuck. ISIS doesn't have armies of tanks, ships, aircraft carriers, satellites, etc. This isn't a fucking action movie. Not every goddamn threat is defcon 2</br> <br>fuckin americans and their freedoms</br> <br>People, like the military personnel, are expendable.</br> <br><br>Neither my country nor the US were isolationists prior to WW2.<br><br>I mentioned the barbary wars which was the USAs first international conflict.<br>That was over a hundred years before WW2.<br><br>Thats why I was politely asking you to do a bit of research on that era in history.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> I think the lady doth protest too much. Probably buttmad that she doesn't live close to any Marine barracks, or else she be there literally fucking them right now. <br>Last time I heard about that? About 15 years ago. Y'know, before we went over there to stop them.</br> <br>But one day when men become really scarce....</br> <br>well we're not talking about politics in this thread i think...but for the military</br> <br> US supporting kurds <br> US bombing the fuck out of ISIS <br> if ISIS got anywhere, US would be the one there to stomp on them </br></br></br> <br>You're right holy shit, should really stop believing all these pesky facts you Anerifats don't know</br> <br> the US armed the Taliban <br><br>Gullible, ignorant,and arrogant is no way to go through life, son.<br><br>Idiot. Read a fucking book, and don't deign to lecture anyone again.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Agreed 100%. They're literally a legion of dumb thugs who don't care who they kill so they can make a quick buck.<br><br>Then they turn around and we have to suck their dicks and pay for all of their bullshit until they die. <br><br>Soldiers might've been worthwhile when there was real fighting, but where is the glory in touching a button to kill a block full of civilians? <br><br>Anyone who is in the military today is just a cog in a corporate machine designed to protect Haliburton's and others' investments overseas and make sure Boeing can keep sucking the tit of the American Military complex.<br><br>Stay pleb, /b/</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> They do not fire unless they are fired at or see a possible threat. <br>Source?</br></br> <br>not completely correct but close and a few items missing. but still a decent summary</br> Hey /b/, I have an idea.<br><br>Right now, with Tumblr defending transsexual and trans-racial identities, we should get them to defend another one: trans-age.<br><br>I know it sounds stupid, but hear me out.<br><br>First of all, Tumblr is infested with hundreds of self-righteous 12 year olds who think they're mature. So then, if the trans-age agenda moves forward, they will jump at the opportunity to "identify" as older and more mature. They will rally congress to recognize trans-ageism, and allow those who "identify" as 18+ to vote, etc. And congress will listen, of course, since it is infested with leftist gayloving jews.<br><br>So once trans-ageism is recognized, the good stuff starts to happen. Statutory consent laws will be thrown into the dust. 12 year olds will enter the government. The government will break down due to inadequacy. With the fall of the government will also bring the fall of the Jews, and the economy. The fall of the American economy will bring global economic collapse.<br><br>/b/, this is our chance to make a difference, and possibly alter history. Go to Tumblr and start posting. Let's get the trans-ageism agenda started.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> This is part of your masterplan to fuck little girls legally isnt it? yeeeeeee Bump <br>If so, it's even better</br> <br>Check them</br> <br><br>Fuuuuuaaarrrkkk</br></br> Bump <br>fucking genius. let's do this /b/</br> bump for potential <br>this is relevant to my interests.. start posting screen caps of 12 year olds going wild and ill join in on the fun</br> <br>bumping for interest</br> To hell with it, I LOVE IT!<br>On it OP</br> <br><br>Excellent. Let's help OP fuck up two things with one dick.</br></br> this is actually fucking brilliant i'm in just for the underage poon First thing we need to do is make people think it's a legitimate growing movement. Here (<a href="http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/629648283" target="_blank">http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/62<wbr>9648283</wbr></a>), I've seeded a thread that makes it look like a nationwide phenomenon. Reply to that thread pretending it's a real thing, we'll see where it all goes from there. We first start with the innocent stuff, like 17 year olds identifying as trans-18. If we give it enough time, we can eventually drop down to 12 year olds while still being taken seriously by Tumblr. <br>keep pushing OP.. force meme this shit</br> <br>remake this thread it 404d samefag the shit out of it</br> Oh shit it 404'd. Here's the new thread: I approve. Once this identity crisis thing starts causing real problems for the administration we will see a useful crackdown. It's long overdue. Bump for potential <br><br>Well, I'm in.</br></br> <br>Of course!</br> <br><br>In as well.</br></br> Fucking with people is one thing, but causing a total economic breakdown in the name of lulz? Solid. Lets get to work Im in, give me something to post(?)<br> We should start a hashtag. </br> <br> fucking 12yo who identify as 18yo. <br>please continue</br></br> <br>hey, it's /b/. It's in our blood.<br>Also 12 yo poon is pretty nice</br></br> <br>Of course faggot!</br> <br>#TransAge #TransAdult #Trans18 are some good ones to start with.</br> <br>lol'd</br> <br>NEWFAG DETECTED</br> THIS IS FUCKIN GENIUS but sadly some white night fagget is going to snitch on us like always Someone on twitter - try posting things under #Trans18 or #TransAdult and monitor the hashtag.<br><br>People on Tumblr - start circulating the images in the other thread (<a href="http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/629649841#p629649841" target="_blank">http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/62<wbr>9649841#p629649841</wbr></a>), posing the question of whether 17 year olds should be allowed to identify as 18 and vote.</br></br> someone post this thread to reddit's 4chan board so it can gain some more visibility. At this point, any visibility is useful visibility, even if it's from reddit. There are posts on this going back years. Google trans-ageism. It's already a Thing. bump<br><br>let's see how far this will go</br></br> Who gives a fuck, I haven't been on Tumblr once, ever, and never will. <br>dont</br> <br>Fuuuuccckkk offfffff<br>We will never lower our selves to that level<br>Haven't you noticed le reddit is filled with stupid SJW's?</br></br></br> <br>You do realize that there is majority of old men running the government, right? The last thing these guys want around are people who are like their grandsons and granddaughters who feel like they are fit to run the show.</br> <br>I don't think it'll work anon</br> <br>the point of this is to first get innocent ages, like 17, pushed into the Tumblr agenda and then go mainstream. Once that is accomplished, laws will have trouble defining age boundaries, so ages like 12-16 will be easy to work with.<br><br>We need to take this a lot slower than we are taking it right now.</br></br></br> <br>As long as we can mobilize the left wing, we're golden. If we can't run this through congress, we can definitely get this running through the justice system with enough effort. (As illustration, look to the recent ruling on gay marriage.)</br> <br>Not OP but you have to remember, they're pretty stupid, they'll fall for anything that will make them feel as if they're in a movement.</br> <br>As people have said earlier, WE NEED TO ONLY TALK ABOUT AGE 17->18. If we talk about anything outside of that, people will become suspicious. We need to frame it in terms of maturity, which I can definitely see the Tumblr crowd soaking up.</br> <br>then how do you plan to take it slower? the wheels are already in motion</br> <br>eh fuck it, any discussion will increase visibility. We just need to touch a single nerve in Tumblr's collective consciousness, that "mature" underage people should deserve adult legal treatment.</br> <br>like if the phrase "trans-age" becomes known to at least, say, 1% of the US population within a month, there is no doubt it will eventually show up on Tumblr's dashboard. From there they can take it where they want to take it.</br> Already found this on their gay little site Okay guys, before this thread 404's, some final thoughts and recap:<br><br>- Make sure there is AT LEAST one "trans-age" thread every day<br>- Start editing news headlines that discuss "age identity" and post them here<br>- If you have twitter, post voting complaints there under #TransAge, #Trans18, and #VotingRights. Get it trending.<br>- If you have tumblr, start posting and reblogging #Trans18 images as 17-year olds</br></br></br></br></br> <br>this.</br> <br>if you have a Tumblr, start reblogging this.</br> <br>Exactly. Trigger a backlash.</br> <br>get all the young liberals to go along with this</br> <br>URL for the lazy: http://transagemovement.tumblr.com.<wbr> This will be our holy grail. I am so happy this already exists, it has the correct mentality that young liberals empathize with.</wbr></br> Okay well clearly that whole government thing isn't going to happen, but this is going to funny as fuck when we get 12 year olds posting all of tumblr about transage. When they think it's a real thing: and were going to be the only ones who know what we did top kek I'd only do this if it meant I could take over Europe. But New USA sounds good, too. I WASN'T RAPED<br><br>About a year ago (16) I was confused about my age.<br>I was having feelings for an older man who was 19.<br>I never thought it was wrong, I just knew we were to be<br><br>When my parents found out about what had happened they called the police<br>He was arrested and was put in jail for 2 years<br><br>The problem is that I felt that I was 18<br>I knew what I was doing, it was consensual<br>The government is corrupt<br><br>yadaa yadaa yadaa <br><br>More detail<br>More lovey dovey bs<br>More info about life<br><br>They will fucking fall for it</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>But we need publicity, this may exist but nobody knows about it.</br> My final comment:<br><br>To those doubting whether this will work, I argue that it has the potential to become a full-blown agenda item - especially since the gay marriage issue has been resolved and something needs to take its place. The center is currently shifting left and issues that were once considered non-issues are now being taken seriously. Two years ago, would we have imagined trans-racial to have even existed? So yes, trans-age may be a non-issue right now. But by raising the suggestion, we can have millions of teens and preteens to convert it into a relevant national issue, spark nationwide debate, and thus bring it onto the Democratic agenda. I have absolutely no doubt this can work, we just need as much visibility as possible since it is a latent issue that is bound to be taken seriously sooner or later.</br></br> Whoever is best at pretending to be a white 12 year old girl who think everyone else in the world is privileged, needs to go make an account and we need to make multiple accounts and start following it, and reposting on it. Put tags as things such as "trans, gay, black, privilege, ptv, emo music, Genderfluid, etc" anything that a lot of them search tags for. That way we can give it a bunch of notes and they'll see it on the tag. <br>This.</br> <br>you may hate me for this, but this has to go onto r/4chan. reddit will eat this up.</br> <br>We need to keep it secret</br> I identify as a 12 yo girl.<br>Locker rooms here I cum!</br> <br>its ur lucky day anon cause im one of the mods and will ban you when i get back from work.</br> <br>We need publicity on the correct sites, certainly not on moralfag reddit<br><br>Hush anon, don't do it</br></br></br> <br>The fuck is the point in that</br> bumping for being one of the only smart ideas to come out of /b/ <br>People on Reddit have fucking Tumblr accounts fucktard<br>if you post it there then you'll fucking ruin it</br></br> <br> wants to keep trans-age a secret <br> agrees that we should get this shit going on tumblr <br><br>pick one you faggot</br></br></br></br> this is so fucking stupid that it's probably going to work too <br><br><br>the point is, it shouldn't matter EVEN IF the media picks up that the idea started in 4chan. Because end goal is simply to have more kids talking about it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less. So no, DON'T KEEP IT A SECRET. Once the momentum is started on tumblr, they'll be able to bring it to the national stage all by themselves.<br><br>If Washington Post comes out tomorrow saying "Don't trust #Trans18", that is only good for us since it gives the idea exposure, and edgy kids will pick up on the *idea* and start discussing it.<br><br>The point is to get the phrase "trans-age" into our national vocabulary. Then 100% guaranteed everything will work from there.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Cause if they find out they'll get all mad and day 4chan is triggering them and then it will not work</br> never been there before <br> finds homepage <br>i hate this fucking shithole already</br></br> as a frequent tumblr user i've hardly seen anything about defending trans-racial identities<br><br>that shit is so fucking retarded</br></br> Any idea about how long it will take to make the entire American government collapse? Better yet, how to send the fucking world into an economic collapse? <br>No you summerfag. We want to make it a thing on tumblr. If it's put on reddit that means the whole idea of it beg made up will be on reddit. They wanna tell reddit about our plan. I want to go through with our plan. Get out twelvie. Ask your mom to explain if you still don't understand</br> <br>well, sooner or later someone's going to trace the whole thing back to 4chan. But our goal is that it shouldn't matter once enough people are taking the idea seriously.</br> Someone should make some teams age pride photos so we could post some on tumblr <br>you just want to avoid the consequences of cheese pizza, don't you?</br> <br> just now clueing in <br><br>Why are you on 4chan anyways</br></br></br> <br>fucking love it!</br> <br>do you have any concepts/ideas for the photos?</br> for those not following this thread, check out this other thread: <br>Not him but I'm thinking something that shows how adults can be immature and vice versa</br> <br>Done</br> <br>Keep it rolling /b/oys</br> <br>Can someone write a good version of this and post it here? Please?</br> k <br>I'll start writing one</br> <br>When are you faggots gonna work, here we have a good anon, stop lurking start working</br> <br>bump for interest and 12yo cheese pizza</br> Creating a tumblr now, got a couple friends who are also in. <br>I'm thinking, trans chronologia as a name.<br>Die cis aged scum.</br></br> It is done! Muhahahahahahahahahaha I'm personally not good with making photos but you could make one with a kid with like the shadow of an adult and an adult with the shadow of a kid and some words like "Not all of us act our age" or some stupid faggy shit like that we can easily pull in demographics like this faggot Will we be taking over the American Government after it collapses?<br><br>And if so, what sill be the laws on foreign-born political entities? Say.. A Canadian Senator? An Irish President? Rules on those types of things.</br></br> <br>we'll have the trans-national movement, where visas and green cards don't carry any relevance. Opens the doors to illegal immigration, which - surprise! - is on the liberal agenda.<br><br>It's all in their master plan.</br></br></br> Not got my laptop right now, butt if you fags deliver and get this off the ground I'll contribute in about a week when it's fixed.<br><br>If this gets as big as otherkin or some shit then well fucking done. <br><br>Create multiple accounts, spam this shit.</br></br></br></br> I'm in I'm in 2 <br>Then it is our duty to assist OP!</br> Hey fags Another thread here <br/> <br>No. Stop.</br> <br><br>Oh, god, no, not the illegal immigrants.</br></br> <br>It's so cute though</br> <br>I get you want people to view your thread but we should try to get this first thread as focused as possible. We have people working across twitter and tumblr and need somewhere to post the results.</br> Guys, this is already a Thing. Google it. It's been a Thing for years. <br>So has trans-epoch-ism (identifying as belonging to a different era). Look at Steampunk for goodness sake. <br>All we have to do is force it to the surface and get some light on it. Use what's already there and build on it. This isn't a show stopper, it's a foundation of legitimacy for fsggots we catch, and a false flag to distract from the trolling.</br></br> I'm now a five dimensional being on controll over space and time, you can't say otherwise or you are transdimensiophobic and you need to check you cis-dimension privilege. <br>For the time being, that reaction is completely okay. Let them say that. We just need trans-age to become a recognizable word, which is when everything will sort itself out.</br> This actually is a cool idea,we shall assist. <br>Triple dubs don't lie, holy shit nigger</br> <br> 4chan made up transage <br>What a transageist thing to say</br></br> Even if someone traces it back to /b/, it will be too late as the edgy teens take hold. This is amazing I'm in This is amazing... HAHAHAHAH <br><br><br><br>Samefag</br></br></br></br> <br>Doesnt matter.<br><br> idk, even its from 4chan it does kinda make sense. Makes more sense than a dragonkin or tablekin <br><br>something like that.</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>No... I just forgot to update the thread, and I ended up posting something familiar to the other three people</br></br> <br>please make this dumb shit happen!</br> <br>Dragonkin?<br>I think you mean Dovahkiin</br></br> Made me kek , fucking brilliant Okay, I just found one case study: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thre<wbr>ad/26661395/. This didn't work for obvious reasons (like the name). But I think #TransAge has potential to take off, unlike the failed case study, since (a) it's not overtly sexual, (b) it is framed in terms of maturity not acceptance, and (c) it relates to the Tumblr demographic of teens and preteens. I say we've hit gold with this.</wbr> Anyone want to set up a Facebook page? Like "I am #transage" or "I support #transage" or something. Or both. Post link here if you do. <br> best <br> idea <br> ever! </br></br></br> <br>HAHAHA brilliant!</br> <br>Kek</br> <br>Transage christian alliance<br><br>Trolls athiests and gets dumb christian teens bundled in</br></br></br> Holy shit it's working. I'm just gonna toast in this Epic bread Transage gets big <br> Influx of underage b& <br> Cancer wave 6 for /b/ </br></br> okay so it turns out someone posted it to reddit. uh-oh. I guess that's not the most ideal situation for us, but now that the deed has been done, can the redditors here go there and upvote/comment it so it gains visibility? Let's turn a negative into a positive. We need as many pairs of eyes seeing the word "transage" as possible. Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comm<wbr>ents/3e6uir/anon_has_an_idea/</wbr> <br>It's easy to spot a 12 year old though</br> <br>holy fak! that is awesome</br> <br>In this new day and age, no it isn't. Who's to say that being prepubescent can determine your age? <br><br>No, the pictures will be of fully consenting adults that are trapped in the body of a child.</br></br></br> I can't tell if the retards in the other transage threads missed this thread's existence or if it's all part of the plan. Genius. <br>yup, the web is spinning itself as planned. It's wonderful.</br> <br>Its like Michael Jackson all over again, on a large scale this time.</br> <br>Better screencap this thread for future reveal of anon's master plan</br> <br>Sold i'm down.</br> <br>By their use of language it is.</br> <br>It makes more sense than the other trans things, plus every 12-year-old genuinely believes he is mature.<br><br>I can see this become a thing.</br></br></br> where do i sign? £Thinking about posting this... Is it acceptable? How about #CutForTransAge ? <br>Brilliant. Put some tags to more popular trans movements too.</br> <br>perfect!</br> <br>no dont put cut for trans. 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You won't be seeing this in BF2+ why is this hot But they aren't crazy and we should accept this as natural... topkek JELLY SIDE DOWN!!!!! chaotic good FALCON PUUUUNCH Day 3458 : they still haven't noticed me. beauty is on the inside shoves a brush deep inside her leg this guy has some serious skills. what is that? You know you'd never leave the house if you could do this. im strangely satisfied with this its like, natural selection at its finest Holy fuck that is insane. Oh man, I had forgotten all about that old farting-in-cake video. I wonder if I still have that... gotta have serious balls to do this nice Can I get the story behind this BADASS I know it was a cop chasing a thief, (bank robber if I remember correctly?) and I think it was in Brazil. He got a running head-shot on a moving target...impressive to say the least. one was bothering me at work today, so I held it by one leg and plucked a few off. It flew away like normal, rather than rolling on the floor in pain. Do insects not feel pain? Is that what it's like to be The Flash? It's a chilean cop, he shot a car thief who tried to scape http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art<wbr>icle-2939475/Shocking-moment-police<wbr>-officer-shoots-dead-16-year-old-bo<wbr>y-Chile-running-injuring-case-drove<wbr>-else.html</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr> EM induction oil poor little fucker, he didn't know where to go while his mommy died. I shed a tear. can any physics fags share how this works and why isn't it being used as a perpetual motion machine? it stops working when the battery runs out it costs energy, there's a battery. I believe its the principle behind the LHC but I'm no physicist Nerve gas jarhead in a shellnut is that that huge wave in portugal? This is why I fucking hate cats. Who's the hottie on the right? A battery with magnets on either end is inserted into a copper coil. The magnets connect the battery to 2 parts of the coil, forming an electromagnet around the battery. The magnetic field generated opposes the field of the magnets on the battery, pushing it along the coil of wire. It works no differently than any other DC brushed motor. is he ok I thought he was sucking it off at first. This is why I fucking love cats actually. Wow, wrong one, sorry. i like how depressed the fat chick looks That's actually pretty awesome. kid is kill the fuck different with sound https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=B1j<wbr>Y7BLQVMc</wbr> [ ] Kid scarred for life. Win. what gets me is seen 3 lions hunting together poor nigger. probably never been outside apartment in a whole his life I clicked the wrong file. That's so satisfying breed name is akbash, in case you are wondering A black bear? Dude, do you know what a bear looks like? CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't the guy who videotaped it died? <br/> poor fat woman in the green she looks so scared she's like why is that woman doing that to cake no way Nice shoes gotta keep that beauty beautiful They are not humans I had this happen while bicycling at night in a forrest, except with about 3-4 bats for a solid 2Km so saggy For those too faggy to watch MMA. implying I leave the house anyway sauce on this? faggot wearing sunglasses inside and showing off his shitty guitars he probably can't even play got what he deserved same Of course this is fake... sauce Oh look! A fruit bat. The animal that's pretty much the one and only carrier of Ebola! how cuuute cat are clean animals you put him in here and I'll dropkick the motherfucker No they're niggers And so, I am become chair Quoted the wrong one. Should I stop posting Webms? underrated post This is natural and not a mental illness, but god damn it if you get a little sad or anxious or have trouble paying attention when 80,000 things are going on around you...well then you are a nutjob! A true looney! this im yup toots i like fucking my pet horse i got a boner when i saw his neck piss blood... fucking niggar It's blue eagle you faggot. Nah, he's cool. why does this entertain you? fuck you Need a source I wonder if they got cutlasses as sharp as that. Thanks OP, kekking and saving It's basically a rail gun, except the battery is in the bullet, not the gun. Sniping is a good job m8 Psychopath detected. why would anyone do that is he dead? us 06/25/15(Thu)21:38:29 No.623963969▶ File: 1432428 please continue What a shame. She actually has a pretty face. imagine what he sees when it rains i bet he went up there and beat the piss out of that cat <br/> look at that regret in those mothers eyes and what exactly is that shit nice quads I DEMAND SAUCE FUCK Shes like 23. Has a really cute face but damn. I think she ended up losing most of the weight after surgery. checked for some reason this reminds me of a dog thats trapped under a blanket 623981325 sauce Incredible piloting If wrestlers specials are so devastating , why don't they just use that move right away? The fuck is wrong with you... It's like the end of Point Break. The fuck is your problem? The guy totally deserved this, even when not liking cats. Reminds me of the sega game desert strike in real life fake. the cat like vanishes at the top of the stairs. https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=J4C<wbr>Z38s8sKM</wbr> [ ] Doesn't matter, these monkeys are amazing. Kudos to their tamer/trainer. How the fuck did that happen? haahhaha eat shit Be a bunch of rich white kids EVER visiting a thir world shithole, especially one filled with sandnigger who kill everything Seriously, how stupid do you have to be? Wouldn't mind stomping all the people in that Webms heads in Why the fuck did she get out of the BURNING CAR so slow? Fightorflight.exe not found? SO WHY IN THE FUCK DID IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THAT STUPID WHORE TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR? 240's are for total fucking fags. i swear these cunts get together and jerk each other off over these shit box cars. it was a japanese guy who wanted to prove the ferrari could get to the stated top speed. He sold copies of the tape for alot of ,money and then got caught, for got the rest. shock in pain panic i donno man name a few reasons. her back was fucked up. you think i don't know a t-rex when i see one?! Had to take a selfie first A cat is usually only an asshole when someone or something is an asshole to the person first. keek sleep tight pupper Damn, I hope the kid survived til they made it to the hospital. is ktteh kill? Garrett McNamara Nazare wave can a physics professor tell me about how the fuck do magnets work you monster wtf are those? twinkies for blue whales? at least theyre not one of those morons who drive a front wheel drive car that looks like the maximum amount of cuddly possible i hope that moron on the motorcycle had to pay thousands is that doge the bounty hunter? That was excellent, thank you anon. Now I don't have to re-watch that entire piece of shit again. Why? The cars shouldnt have beeb there oh mein gud, he gots all da chairs If they were cats that vid would bother me, but dogs? Negro or Oriental kids? Meh. Sauce? No, we've tested for it. they have to build up their special bar. fuckin shrekt that motorcycle could have EASILY rode around the car SLOWLY The hell is that thing made of? thats chocolate milk filename.scrubs Freedom top jej hes like a spiked koopa Did he survive ? where the fuck did that mountain dew come from? These graphics sucks Troll physics do work. What a fucking idiot. Yeah. It turned out that he was faking the injuries. What if you put butter on both sides of the toast? I wanted to click close but those quads... I think he just sprained his ankle. He must have fucked up real bad to have that coming to him. The dogs is like...what in the fuck. Holy shit I just noticed that Sauce? Hey guys, just found these while cleaning my attic. What should I do with them? Should I call the cops? bomb the next mosque with them. its wednesday (yesterday) I am atending a family meeting my wife, her 2 sisters and her brother family we were at my sister in law's house my sister in law has 2 children 1 is a 13 years old girl the other kid is an 8 years old boy know them since 5 years ago they both love me, but the girl distanced from me puberty stuff, I really don't even give a fuck The family went to the park near the house I was keeping an eye on the children inside the house there were some "friends" of my sister's in law daghter didn't even cross a word with those brats I walked to the boy's room saw my sister's in law son there playing xbox also saw my sister's in law daughter laying in the couch crying saw an australian boy there holding the girl I ask them: "What did you did to derpeta?" my sister's in law son answers: "Nothing, I am just playing xbox" I told derpeta: "Derpeta please come with me, we need to talk" She inmediatly stands up and follow me to the living room I ask her: "Is that australian boy doing something wrong?" She doesn't answer because suddenly the australian boy approaches me I told the australian boy: "Please let me talk to derpeta, wait me in the park" The australian boy answers me: "I just want to hear what are you going to talk about" He seemed intimidating I looked both the garage door and the front door, trying to locate my sister's in law they were no in sight I told derpeta: "Lets go and walk to the park***" suddenly I feel a huge punch to the top of my head I see everything turning black and getting far away from me started to listen as if the sound is coming down from a large tube I fainted woke up in the hospital police man in there sister in law is angry at me I told her I tried to do my best but I didn't see anyone in there sister in law starts yelling police man come and pick me they take me to the police station bump I can't understand a word Yeah bump man where's this going? they asked me all the events that happened that day told them everything they told me: "There are lots of contradictions with your declaration" I yell at them "what the fuck? I am telling you the truth" well wanna talk about the sexual intercourse with derpeta? I told them it was probably that australian guy who went there police told me: "Derpeta told us what you did" "WHAT???????????" "I was defending her, there is NO WAY she could blame me" Police man tell me: "Well, that's what she is telling us, we are doing a rape test on her and will see if the semen is yours" Lab results arrive Semen is not mine please rewrite, this shit makes no sense. where does the australian boy come from and how the fuck did you know he was australian? something to do with paint brushes, they are hard to clean if you let the paint dry on them - but you can soak them in hot water and washing up liquid for a while beforehand what the fuck cont? Wait me in the park the australian boy is a friends of "derpeta" "derpeta" is my sister's in law daughter I guess he is a friend from her school oi wot did you saoioioioi moite? but no seriously I fucking hate that aussie tendency to add six vowels at the end of a word ending in O. Lets go becomes Lets goyeeeu I dont know becomes I dont knoiiiiieeu holy fuck more XD OP is writing, prepare for a semi-imteresting story, probably mediocre You got knocked out by a preteen? hahahahahaha Just keep the greens flowing OK? he said children are like a painting thats still wet if you touch them theyll be smeared youll be stained please put more efforts into your jackoff fantasies they're boring well let me cut the history short derpeta got anally rape by her friend she blamed on me but the test came negative sister in law is blaming me and doesn't belive me, nor the test derpeta keeps saying it was me I was trying to defend her and I still get the blame FUCK THAT BITCH I should had raped her! FUCK THAT BITCH FUCK THAT FAMILY! in b4 Australian boy raped girl, then blamed OP also in b4 bell air Ew couple girls started doing that in my school. One of them visited aus so she obviously 'acquired' twang and it soooooop totally was not put on at all. Grates so hard on me. bump And then punch the devil out of them! ok no heres why this isnt true: as soon as you said it was the other boy they'd ask him for a simple mouth swab just to be sure, you know "if you have nothing to hide..." then it would come back matching him. i think he was really intending to mean that if you thin paint down too much then it isn't as colourful as before, nor does it cover so well - so you'll probably need to use 1-2 coats more than you would have had to otherwise, potentially making the endevour more expensive. Picture Saving/Sharing Thread: If you save a picture, let the poster know. Also, share your pictures you want saved. (#2) moar ? good idea saved Her pic from last thread anybody save pics of my girl? want more? saved Another of her Ass yes. http://imgur.com/a/IsysE Moar saved. Someone save and cock tribute. Lemme know http://imgur.com/a/vih6e saved moar ? saved http://imgur.com/a/4l6Nc please i need moar looks like a friend of mine My girl keep going anon she's sexy http://imgur.com/a/HxP1T <br/> JESUS MORE AND SAVED you live in london? wash those disgusting sheets http://imgur.com/a/JJRyY saved more nope but the image at looks a bit like her Looking for more saved My girlfriend. Here is another saved saved moar please crouches like a slut moar of her pussy ? If emily bloom was a 7.5.. Another of her http://imgur.com/a/cajbY saved http://imgur.com/a/sv1Lw#2 <br/> And another This is OP girl a couple years back Why would she wear a shirt like that without a bra? Saved... Reminds me of a pic my ex sent before Pic related http://imgur.com/a/f4IRD I really really like this picture. Can I save it? Cont from last thread... yup, saved again Top picture... Any more? 14 y/o wow nice saved such an inviting looking pussy and asshole TFW no ass thread thank you sir, much more to come. How do you know this girl? Rome was destroyed Greece was destroyed Persia was destroyed Germany was destroyed x2 Etc. All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think the USA will last? That depends when is half life 3 coming out? I live in the USA but I actually just want to move to Norway or Denmark or Sweden or Finland.. I dont particularily like it in the usa. I do love me some snow and hot chocolate though. As well as not being a murder target for simply being american. this shit is so dumb. isis will die out before the us 100% guaranteed. no one fucking likes them. their own 'followers' are just hostages at this point. dumb post is dumb. Islam will kill USA! <span class="deadlink">>>239772538 to5 If it's not Isis it will be someone else, point is USA will fall eventually yeah nothing lasts forever. eventually i think humanity will unite and conquer space. get over this petty tribalism bullshit DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD move to Sweden, unless you are a fan of MUH TOLERANCE MUH FEMINISM MUH SANDNIGGERS. Seriously. America can't be destroyed /thread If we were fine with killing innocents, that entire part of the world would be flattened. Fortunately we're civilized My country was destroyed several times. We may not into space, but we have next to none of what you let to your countries. Well... we're young yet. germany was never destroyed you do have a point. But why would anyone attack Nunavut? Britain owned 3/4 of the world Hasn't been invaded since 1066 By the Time ISIS gets to the USA , they will find no one , all the Americans colonized Mars and the moon already The difference is our military. It's true that all those former empires had vastly superior militaries in every way, but still fell. But the US is unique in that we can literally destroy the entire planet if push comes to shove. There are only a handful of countries that can even consider waging war on the same scale as the US, and frankly all of those countries are dependent on us for survival. You can't seriously think a bunch of Muslims with AK 47s in the desert can actually do anything. You have to realize that ISIS treats this fight as their life goal, their fundamental lynchpin to their identity. We treat it as a political sub issue. It's asinine to think that anything will ever come of it. Sorry I can't hear you over that predator missile screaming toward you, your lack of organization, airforce, Navy. You're literally just kids throwing stones over the fence. Eventually we'll peek over with a. 22 and blow your little dirt hut away. Just a matter of finding which dirt hut is yours sand nigger We won't get destroyed by an outside country. We will eventually destroy ourselves. Within the century shit will be megafucked. Time traveller said there would be a HL5 in 2027 greece was never a great country They would try to nuke us but they would just nuke themselves what about gta 10 The problem is that each fallen empire had no immediate successor. Shitty times follows such a down fall, thats nothing I would like to see at a modern day scale. Germany got destroyed twice and is still on of the best countries. Check m8 eventually i think humanity will unite and conquer space that's bretty funny anon. every group of people who try to be a group will rapidly find divisive points to disagree about. the white house was destroyed by the British in 1812. and was then rebuilt Now that TPP is going to pass, I give us about 6 months. The elites are already moving to New Zealand and other far-away places because they know what's coming. Goodbye, America. We lasted a good 239 years. humans are bretty dumb. but a grill can dream right Its only recluses who live on 4chan/leddit whose lives those things actually affect, any normie doesn't give a shit about what you mentioned. People have become so void of things to do that they obsess over feminism and race on the internet, while everyone else is out partying and fucking. If you brought up feminism to the average girl she wont give a shit, while people on here base their opinions off hamplanets on tumblr, i.e. The people whose opinion shouldn't disregarded. So yeah dont move to Sweden if you live on the internet and rage about things outside of your control, but do if you're in anyway normal and don't obsess about other people's lives. this guy got it right USA may end up being destroyed, sure, but I'll tell you one thing about that. It'll be by China, not by some camel fuckers in a desert killing each other with antique Russian rifles and guns set up in the backs of pickup trucks. poland will never be destroyed :^) i saw some muslims once, once. Oh, you're today's grill? Cool. It was nice of you to post a photo of your chest for that whiney anon who wanted attention about his helium tank. Nobody wants to make a world war with us, if we don't start. inb4 Canada destroys USA Its only recluses who live on 4chan/leddit whose lives those things actually affect, any normie doesn't give a shit about what you mentioned. Haha, swedecuck spotted. You think its only on 4chan that people are shitting on Sweden? You dont even know what goes on in your own country because your media wont tell you. People who hate igloos? Germany is a shitty american clone. When you think of what Germany could have been and what it is, its fucking pathetic. yes i am a grill. pls put your meat in me senpai (◕‿◕✿) My country was destroyed too. So what ? It was built again every time. Im goin to the moon wherd noone can hurt me. pls put your meat in me senpai (◕‿◕✿) no You're a shameful opportunist. What you don't understand that it's better to live on your feet than die on your knnes bye bye kido Mfw britfags actually believe this Knees* This guy gets it. High five Maybe not a land invasion but they were pretty fuckin close to calling it quits back before pearl harbor. Except thats the difference about modern times. We now have alliances that are basically 1 global super power. So for one to fall, all the others would have to as well. If nothing else, theyd at least prolong the destruction of the US <br/> there is one left that is still not destroyed Many empires were not crushed directly during a mulitary conflict. At the end, it usually is about economics. The time of big scale wars is basicly over. There isn't single real war between two nations at this time, is there? So, I guess it is quite a safe bet that any decline of a currently leading western nation (say G7 or so) will be an economic collapse. Why should we be worried about an extremist group killing their own people? They've made threats against us, and made some extremely high quality execution videos. But I honestly don't recall ISIS killing people on American soil. That job belongs to Basketball-Americans, and the Police. So, yeah.. Dies. The Austrian cost us land, pride, and shitloads of intelligencia that feld to the US to do research for them and win them some nobel prizes (and build them some bombs). Germany ceased to exist in 1933. You have to be really ignorant to think that. Sweden is a joke in Denmark. At least three times a month, some retarded Swede gets a headline where they point out how our candy is racist and our political parties are nazi. Just recently some fucknut Swede has started trying to collect signatures to shut down a Danish summer waterland because they have an area called Africa land, and thats supposedly racist. Sweden is out of control. cmon anon Great countries USA this is why Rome was not destroyed, it grew so large it destroyed itself and split into east and west empires. Is that... is that adam carolla? 200-300 years. We'll be here for a while. What goes in Sweden retard?? we have the same problems as western world with immigration and PC crap, but not even close like US, France or UK Tell me more about how it isn't a problem when our government decides to censor Pippi Longstockings because muh racism Tell me more about how it isn't a problem when your government takes away the political rights of hundreds of citizens because of their far right political views. Tell me more about how it isn't a problem when there are schools that are 80%+ sandniggers. Im not from sweden but you need a reality check if you're seeing life with the viewpoint of places like /pol/ and /b/ in mind. I can already tell by >swedecuck that you're far from normal, these issues barely affect the average person is my point. Seriously, go to a bar and start raging about feminism or race and take in the looks people give you naw, it's Kevin Neilan Implying you can destroy a country whose life and economy are based on war. why does muh gubmint take away my rights to vote for fascism You have it all wrong my friend It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees Soviet Union You and the UK are literally on equal foot when it comes to the muh tolerance muh racism muh multiculturalism. Don't fucking deny it, I've seen it first hand. Sweden is a daily subject in Denmark, because we are starting to go where you are. (Untill lately, new political party in power wants sandniggers to gtfo) Rome was not destroyed, it destroyed itself it destroyed itself it destroyed destroyed ... It's ok, every big nation was destroyed.. But why the fuck do you think goddamn allah fegs will destroy them? Stupid selfdestruction cunt I hate you. Neither Rome nor Greece were ever truly destroyed. Their cultural and intellectual legacy lives on to this day. English is a partial derivative of Latin. Germany too is still a powerful and productive nation. Persia was destroyed but that's just because the Muslims took over. They don't give a shit about culture or science. Germany was destroyed x2 Then why is it still a country? is the US economy crashes, then it's going to have a global effect. The US spends tons of money importing shit and being tourists. If that goes away, shit's gonna go down in a bad way. The United States imports about $190 Billion worth of stuff every MONTH. i dont think the us will fall but instead merge and become part of a world government This is the problem they have in Sweden. I know this is bait, but he displays about 50% of Swedens accurately. Anyone who isn't a tolerant feminist socialistic multiculturalist is a fascist pig. This. Do you fuck faces realize how much defense spending we do? Its overkill in every way but there is no way we will go down. And shit like the Boston bombings and... Well 9/11 are terrible yes, but will never be able to start something so big to bring down the whole goddamn country. Terrorists are too stupid to launch something big enough he is a nigger. Was going to reply to this until i saw what board i was on. How did i get back to this hellhole? With the exception of Persia all those things still exist....and they were "empires" not countries. Just saying, maybe look at an atlas or read a book or something? The average person is a fucking idiot who doesnt care about anything but a paycheck and whatever movie is comming out. This is 4chan stupid, anything said here should not be taken too seriously. When /pol/ talks about niggers behaving like chimps, that doesnt mean everyone on /pol/ hates black people and that all black people are criminals, but its still a fact that niggers behave a lot like chimps. Well first off we'll block the entrances, close the doors and seal the exits because this is war. Because I live on an island. Isis fake as fuck CIA creation just like Al Qaeda Because there is no Muslim science or culture. You're a fucking ignoramus. This is a stupid argument. Great Britain was one of the largest most powerful empires the world had ever seen. So was Spain. So was alot of countries. Point is, they're still around. Deal with it and quit whining faggot No The Juden will destroy the US long before Islam does. I was going to reply You just did, swedecuck. Try not to get too butthurt, muhammed. It will be destroyed, but not by bombs or violence. The battlefield and weapons of today looks a lot different than the ones from the past. The average person is a fucking idiot who doesnt care about anything but a paycheck and whatever movie is comming GOLDEN Good point well made, your reasoning skills are impressive, even for a product of the American education system. Except bombs and violence still exist in a huge way. Stop trying to sound so smart, you're awful at it. Even if the rest of the world united into one military force, I'd still doubt they would be able to swiftly deal with the United States. sweeden bro its true. you are taking way too many immigrants in compared to other counties . you don't even have oil or that good economy. and your media is so sjw its sick. even knausgård a famous writer said this . its not just internet and /pol/ you have gone too far. and you should stop before its too late regards norway Really? Because i thought firebombs destroyed shit isis aint shit... they do nothing but torture their own people.. good job isis... youre looking pretty from up here.. incoming another bomb package enjoy it! Thank your Norwaybro. Swedens cousin countries are watching the shit unfold, and it's horrible but I can't really feel sympathy anymore. Regards, a Danebro. "Someone famous said it so it must be true" Why don't you grow a fucking opinion of your own? BEING THIS MUCH IN DENIAL kekele So huge that not only single countries will be destroyed, so the question if a single country will be destroyed isn't interesting. The alliances and modern weaponry has made war increasingly difficult. mfw America fell once when we came from Europe mfw won't happen again <span class="deadlink">>>623979756 Cold war escalate Pick one stupid americunts. non destroyed by islam islam will be destroyed next Yes it has the same name, but it's not the same country with the same power structure. It was allowed to exist, much like japan. So when Russia annexed the Crimea last year they did it with nuclear weapons and destroyed the entire place? maybe try thinking about what your saying before letting it spill out of your head like so much spaghetti. We aren't destroyed because we fund the enemy. The more other people die, the more we both make. It's a business plan. Rise Against - Survivors Guilt, good fucking song!!! Usa will fall but it won't be because of mudslimes. Most probably russians will manage to destroy usa, but i doubt it will happen in the next 50 years or so. Based on....? Germany still there faggot What isis is going to take over America cause they drown some prisoners with go pros strapped to them? What a joke. There a bunch of stooges who got a hold of some oil money. All America has to do is cut though some red tape and the party is over! Based on dubs While Knausgård is someone I recognize as one of the most important scandinavian authors in modern times his "cyclops article" can only be applied to a rather small part of the population. Great country That's the thing, America isn't a great country. A bunch of rich assholes who are so far in debt they don't give a shit what they do anymore. They're the school yard bully with daddy issues. America can't be destroyed. The amount of hate and despair in the country is too great. Literally, no other country or nation compares. That's just fact Challenge: Prove to me America can fall to it's knees by some stupid sandniggers living in the desert Pro-tip: You can't well its not just he is famous, he is a really good writer/artist, these are the guys we should listen to once in a while . artist role in society is often described to be observators that look into the society from outside and this is what he does, also he is not some /pol/ internet neckbeard also he will probably go into history as one of the best writer, its kind of the same if Henrik Ibsen told you to shut the fuck up. see <br/> More likely USA puts an end to Russia >predator missile Go back to cod can someone provide link to the new isis vid? This is the payback we're receiving for the crusades. Europe is not done for just quite yet. Europe just needs to be less liberal and needs to holocaust the muslims. As an American, I hope Europe can be restored. I would like to visit someday. The only incourage rebuilding greater things, also firebombing civilian areas like cowards = winning You do know that predator missiles are real, correct? Don't really know if it's bait, but I'll sure as hell bite, kiddo. we were destroyed in the war of 1812 when England whooped our asses and burned our capital to the ground then peaced out back across the sea, you are right, our time has came and gone Much longer than this flea infestation That's all well and good, but is super broad and general. His opinion is only more valued than other because it is valued BY others. He's no more apt at social commentary than anyone else, he's just got a platform. It would behove you to form your own opinions before taking others at face value because they've been written down. I think the US will fall but not because of Islam mfw they think the USA is a great country it's good but not as great as those countries How about Denmark and England, were those destroyed yet? Because if the other 2 global hegemonies weren't actually destroyed, then I have good hopes for America. Less relevant, sure, but destroyed? You must be retarded to think so. Ask the question again Checkum How much longer do you think the USA will last? does Isis really think they will be able to take on the largest army in the world with their outdated cold war era weapons and untrained Muslim farmers that got handed fucking rpg's they can't even use pls respond look mom im trolling subtle but a bit obvious. I give you a 6/10, swedecuck. 2015 calling Denmark a super power my sides are in orbit Western Rome was destroyed, then redone until Napoleon Bonaparte destroyed it again We all use latin script <span class="deadlink">>>623982264 Timestamp or gtfo And Arabic number, invented by Islamic scholars. <span class="deadlink">>>623982264 Do it faggot I dare you. You'll be waiting for your lethal injection with this faggot <span class="deadlink">>>623982264 I want there to be a mass execution of muslims. They need to get out of my precious Europe. They're going to destroy all of Europe's landmarks and whatnot. how do you invent numbers? They're not. Actually, a lot of Europe's stuff is derivative of other cultures, but really though? Are you defending muslims? well yes form your own opinions. but don't isolate yourself from others. of course you read what other say and think after. but discussion was not really my point here my main point by using knausgård was to argue against the guy that said sweden as sjw-land is only some conspiracy by /pol/ , i was pointing out that a non-/pol/ person says the same. Consecutive dubs boiiii The same way you invent letters I imagine? Do you think script just appeared in peoples mind my magic? Yeah but the US will collapse from its own weight. It's a country that's armed to the teeth both military and civilian, and completely divided in politics. Shit the US government shut down once because of a stupid argument on health care invent They've already allahu ackbared various places. So you are really an ill-informed little kid aren't you? Just want some hot coco and some snow to play in huh kid? You know most of the countries you listed are now full on Immigrant housing centers don't you? And we are not talking useful immigrants, we are talking welfare fucking 3rd and 4th worlders. You stupid fuck why don't you learn about the places you supposedly want to live in. Dumb ass kid. Thanks for the chuckle though fucktard. Nowhere important. great countries All great countries are destroyed. How much longer do you think the USA will last? Great country Shit countries last forever Most of Denmarks population agree that Sweden is SJW land. Norway too. Plenty of people around the world who has just a bit of insight on Sweden agrees on it. http://www.theguardian.com/world/20<wbr>15/mar/09/iraq-condemns-isis-destru<wbr>ction-ancient-sites http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor<wbr>ldnews/asia/afghanistan/1326063/Aft<wbr>er-1700-years-Buddhas-fall-to-Talib<wbr>an-dynamite.html Yes they are! I sound like a kid that thinks there are monsters under the bed. </wbr></wbr></wbr> </wbr></wbr> isis is just a criminal organisation that loot and kill everyone near them and not support them. They use the islam because it support their purpose to make money. Allowed to kill all infidels, allowed to kill jews, allowed to kill homosexuals, sell slaves/sex slaves and what not. But most important thing is that all what they do is to put fear in people so they submit to isis. just clean the sand out of your vaginas and move on its the modern world dumbass, it wont get destroyed You had it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees <span class="deadlink">>>623983415 Someone hand these pictures over to interpol or some shit like that. mudslimes didn't destroy any of those civilizations. you can't even destroy israel and you've had them surrounded since they were formed as a nation. <span class="deadlink">>>623983415 Get the fuck out you pieces of trash. Wait until NATO binds together and fucks you over. Get out of Italia. This Sweden is totally fine if you arent a fucking loser quoting We can all do it bro, how about you actually try and contribute instead of teenage sneering and posturing. Nobody's gonna judge you for not being smart enough to form an opinion of your own, but behaving like a 15 year old that got told he's not getting a bike for Christmas unless he finishes his vegetables isn't particularly endearing. Germany has been at the fore front of developed nations since pre ww1, and has never faltered even under the heavy penalties imposed after ww2 what pictures haha fuck YOU we are not going anywhere more come every day ha you will be going soon great countries Greece im a delusional twat who dont want to face the truth so i live in a white neightborhood and act like the problems dont exist Russia and China combined could only make our military forced amused and entertained. The only real threat we face as a nation are chinese hackers disrupting our power grid or human capitol atm. Even china has a huge vested interest in seeing the USA thrive. Forever. these pictures, pigfucker America isn't fine with killing innocents Ha yeah and the average person is generally a better contribution tosociety than you. Say what you may about blacks but there are guys on there saying shit about days of ropes and coalburners should be executed all kinds of whack shit that indicates too much time on here It's cool Ackbar, we got plenty of bullets and making more everyday. You fucks can't even do shit to Israel and they are your neighbors. what pictures haha Too fucking 3rd world to understand how the internet works. Don't you gotta go dig a hole to shit in right now? The USA will be gone in 50 years or less. Most of the countries went down when liberal ideology took over and the government ran out of other peoples' money. The point is they are no where near as powerful as they once were. Come on man predator missiles are not a thing in real life. The predator is an unmanned drone, which fires hellfire missiles. based on the context, dumb anon is referring to cruise missiles. Imperial Greece? Carry on, don't mind me, I gave once everything, and yet you ask me for more... b-but we are isis has spetsnaz level of training. where usa gets bitched out by its own people if their military training is too hard The american empire has much more influence on global events than any of the other nations listed. How do you define great? Isis doesn't want to conquer the US. They want to fight us in Dabiq. Their prophecy is they win in Dabiq, they sack istanbul but then Dajjal the antichrist comes. He whoops muslim ass and they get surrounded in israel with only a handful of them left and right before he's about to wipe them out... MOTHEFUCKING JESUS comes and spears his ass. World ends. True story. Let's say that shit is true, every time an empire falls, another one rises. Who are we even thinking could take the USA's place? the sun never set on the British empire. that can no longer be said because land they once owned was invaded and taken away/back by the locals. the heart of the empire was never invaded, but they have been beaten back to a small island. This is a perfect example of the idea that your generation must be the most important purely by virtue of being on the precipice. It's not true now and never will be. Please explain where America will be in 50 years in your little dream world? lol..man, seriously? 50 yrs huh? Your stupid is showing too much now shitforbrains. you will be digging a hole for your family soon bastard we are here already and when it is time you will know even some you call friends will be ready wtf? jesus? i was raised christian, its the only religion i know anything about, i thought only christians thought jesus was anything higher than a blasphemer spetsnaz training by this you mean shooting at a haystack for a few minutes? THE FIRE RISES I agree that ISIS will die out, but you gotta know that terrorist cells seem to be spreading fast, and the next one always gets worst. Not only that but we seem to be imploding anyway. Look at all the bull shit we're infested with now. Kanye west is a gay fish simply when petrol will be a rare ressource worldwide there will be wars fought for that and i think you know im right who the fuck do you think? Isis will take USA's place terrorists just need to keep prodding you into overreacting to every little thing and you stupid cunts will destroy yourselves pretending to be in Isis 101 is down the hall young man /pol/ I took the liberty to send these to interpol. kek thinking this i mean getting the shit kicked out of them by their trainers so they know what pain feels like and can shrug it off in the battle field. Being trained as children like this, trained to kill and only kill England was wrecked by german bombers in ww2, retard. You're thinking of mad Max, that's set in Australia not America. Exactly Try and stop us We already sealed the exhaust ports Not gonna lie, with each passing day I lose more and more faith in my own country. Lol and what do think China or Russia is going to do to you. They won't show mercy to savage monkeys like you Did you actually believe those sptz training videos? They were beefed up to intimidate. Spetsnaz is not nearly of the prestige you think. You can't be a super power just because you're violent you douche. Oh you are here already? Really? If so, then you must know, you can't do shit Ackbar. I don't keep shitskins for friends . But the people I do call friends, we are all here waiting for your 'time'. I have a few thousand rounds soaking in pigs blood right now as a matter of fact. Now, back to digging your hole shitskin. poland stopped the mongols, and the turks. so twice. the enemy of my enemy is my friend. China and Russia will help isis take the states down. Isis is almost ready to make the final push longer than those rock-eating sand niggers. What is reverse image search? You sent them photos that were released at least 3 months ago. Forgetting who gave all terrorist their training.... Because thats why without usa, china loses all jobs Russia, they might have a motive to wipe us off It's cool, we were all 13 once too. I just hope I'm long gone by then That doesn't mean it was invaded. Nothing was taken or occupied In islam, Jesus is the second most important profit behind Muhammad. In the quran he is called Isa son of Mary. Except in the quran he doesn't claim to be the son of god but he is the messiah and is the only profit of the end times. So the goal of al qaeda and isis is to bring about the end times by having a caliphate that fights the armies of rome and brings jesus back. self loathing american. better off killing yourself you ignorant cunt. You are more well off here then anywhere you pick. seconded Jersey lrn to history. is there one single way you can accurately define great that would NOT include the USA? check em Like Id go through all that just validate it. Better safe than sorry. getting this butthurt over someone taking the bait I seriously doubt China would let a bunch of hooting monkeys blow up their "gold" mine. nice attitude there. im not getting why you are letting your country go to shit tho. your country is going down on all kinds of metrics, this is statistics. so nice to help lots of immigrants but you dont actually have to. and it wont help in the long run if you can sustain it, you have ghettos. you have riots. when this happens you have already fucked up and need to close your border until u get things under control. do you want to be part of the generation that fucks up such a nice country. its not a natural law that sweeden will be great country of all time. this is your responsibility, don't just think that some "grown ups" is taking care of it . they dont exist profit Am done canada will take USA's place in china-usa trade relationship Jersey: population of 23 You exposed yourself as niave and childlike in your behaviour and actions and thinking. I'm the butthurt one? Honestly, this might bother me more than all the alalhu ackbaring. Destroying irreplaceable historical monuments. How do they have the gall to talk about people disrespecting -their- shitty religion, when they do stuff like this to others? Even if that was true, it still proves you wrong. Sweden master race reporting in. I regret that our prime minister signed a deal with Homeland Security back in 11' which basically lets them enter our country freely, anytime there is a so called "world crisis". I don't feel safe, rather be friends with russians than ignorant americans. Destroy us with what, crying about how some jews killed a couple children launching your ordinance back at you? Yea- we're totally rekt. I'm a different guy. I just thought i'd shitpost a little. at least we dont open up our arms and tell the goat fuckers they can live here while we try to change our laws to conform with their life style :^) Niggers and sandniggers get a rough time in america for a good fucking reason. We dont want to end up like your country. There is a difference between tolerating someone and letting them walk all over you. You think america would every allow sharia law? Sweden is a pathetic excuse for a country. Embrace your own heritage and not others. Cool, Shit post was shit. If the rest of the world united against the USA, the USA would have an excellent chance of winning the conflict, especially if you assume the US had some small amount of time to reposition it's troops and ships prior to conflict. The fuck? You guys do realize you're discussing about song lyrics, right? THis. the cold war escalated many times. go to google and type in defcon lol...uhh, are you aware of Canada's population? You are 12yrs old aren't you? The US is very close to destroying itself, if Hilary Clinton is elected it will fall during her first term. Well that's silly because the US is farming the shit out of Canada. Without US corporations the only business in Canada would be Tim Hortons Take a wild guess which country this huge big fucking mosque is in? There's a clue in the title. 1/4 of the world you fuck Russia would make way too many enemies to be able to survive a war with the USA. Even if some how russia destroyed the usa, they wouldnt have time to do anything else with their victory, our allies would have obliterated whats left of them totally not an ignorant statement bro end up like your country. You guys are infested with more mexicans than we have sandniggers. And most of the sandniggers who come here actually behave. They fucking teach spanish in American schools like it's nothing xD lelelelelel You stupid fuck, Canada has 35 mil people in total. California alone has almost 39mil. You are an idiot. post your favorite porn star my favs keep retiring. katja kassin, reiko nakamori... I guess phoenix marie is still going. why do they keep retiring man :( Sensi Pearl Skin Diamond Christy Mack Stoya Monroe Proxy Paige Lexi Belle Sasha Grey Riley Reid Anjelica Remy Lacroix Dillion Harper Mia Khalifa Siri I like all these pornstars because they're popular among us redditors. They might not be the best pornstars but they're obviously fashionable intellectuals. Plus their artschool drop-out and hipster scene image allows me to imagine that they're quirky intellectuals like myself ;) Of course, I only watch their videos in high definition. Thank god I was born after 1995 so I wouldn't have to watch low quality videos. People that watch grainy vids and amateur porn are like cavemen to me. 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Shigeo Tokuda, he gets me fapping i think she got out of porn, unfortunately, i miss her fetish videos! who dat There is a great lack of Mia Malkova in this thread i must say :( I wanted to fuck her tho. Thank you anon, I thought I was the only one. Julia Bond before all her shitty jail house tats we're in two lol what happened to her?? Mia Malkova, god tier ass Anjelica and caprice. Who's this? K. Her boobs started sagging to the ground One day she was walking down some stairs and tripped over her tits and fell down the stair and died dude i was kidding margo is disgusting of course Zoey Holloway JOI Jessie Rogers Still dream about going to germany running into her and fucking her Who dat MOAR! Not since those hideous fake tits filename who dat ??? autism I can confirm this Sheeeeeit Best in the thread, period. christinasfan tumblr com Got a breast reduction. Got married and divorced. Did cam shows at one point. /thread Some Russian girl, goes by the name Momoko, Rima and some others. aria alexander ANAL WHEN?!?! Emily Grey Hello, fellow redditor. :^) Shes on Chaturbate now. Seems a nice girl. love her, because she looks like amanda bynes back in the day when Amanda bynes was still smoking hot Monica Santhiago, I love her body, her face, and the ability she has to take huge dicks up her ass; plus, she loves anal. Not that guy, but that's because she does everything and is just hot (for the people not liking huge sagging tits or fake tits that don't even jiggle). Jillian Janson & Adria Fox make the best 3-somes Claire Dames, she's been around for a decade or so, she can take dick up her ass, and I love her from head to toe. Ya, if you like wasting money on tokens for her just sitting there talking kind of nice girl. mini mya BAM Angelina Castro, I just love her body. Great throating too. No gagging out anything. One of my favorites. I miss Gianna Michaels so much. She was my favourite. I wish she had more than the one anal scene. Although she does ass to mouth in a few other awesome ones like the Fashionista scene with her, Jenna Haze and Rocco. Kelly Divine, I love her ass, and also her anal scenes. Yeah Daphne Rosen forever. I even like her before she got her perfect enormous implants. I loved her redhead phase the best when she got kind of fat. Well, i have never bought tokens.. Prefer her to the other washed up pornstars like Brandibelle that just sit there expecting tips. LaurenBrite is the best on there, but shes hardly ever on. +1 Also Alexis Amore. wtf, she's a nigger how do people bear to watch that? Mason Moore she squirts so much yeah except shes got the voice of a screaming panther i'd like to slap her in the mouth AJ Applegate, big white ass, beautiful face, loves anal, what else could you ask for? People like different things. If your father wasn't such a failure he would've taught you this. How about some fucking tits? this I'd facefuck her while standing up would be cash money pounding a really tight midget pussy too.. garrrrrrgghhhh pant Nina Hartley, old but with experience, and also a nice ass. Kasey Chase. Forever. Their pussies look to be life sized. They are like glorified sex toys. Valentina Nappi Her, hands down. I would let her do unspeakable and inhumane things to me. Gets bonus points for not fucking niggers Me too, but she's like Gianna Michaels, the moment she opens her mouth my dick goes limp. They are ratched as fuck and just stupid as hell. Another midget I'd be down to fuck Mah nigga, was about to post it myself. Really? REALLY?... relax your edges faggot. Kasey Chase. never fucked a chimp swaz tattoo behind ear psychonaut So, what mental issues do you have? know dat feel brah Midgets need love too you all posted great pornstars, fappable in every way(even the midget) however now the tables turn. here is the goddess from Germany, Madison Ivy. tfw annette will never use you as her toilet who is this? Yep Anastasia Blue RIP Sasha Obvious shoop word Rashneen Kerim-Koram Old indian girl. Mia Malkova Dani Daniels Jynx Maze Veronica Avluv Is she still active? Thought she got out. yeah got out but still like her stuff yall muthafuckas need more Annette Sauce? Good man! yes and yes! Link and name Someone likes petite checks, I dig it. Awww yeah God yes, Momoko is so fucking hot The only right answer Alli Rae, those eyes! we all agree that all those are meme pornstars Been digging riley steele stuff recently. Natalie lust Or taylor whyte Tori I love AT buy most of her scenes are sooooo boring. and luscious Not a single person likes Mia Khalifa? YES not I... Kleio Valentien (pic related) August Ames Eufrat Kennedy Leigh Marsha May amongst others <------My sides-----> Always Eve Pornstars without at least 3 ANAL scenes are not worth my time. summer fag detected! Full vid?!? I'm the other way, I like it when they don't do anal, and then do it once in a blue moon. That way It's special and you cherish it. I''m here year-round. veronica avluv sure you are... Favourite hardcore pornstar Rilynn Rae Rachel Starr Lisa Ann Asa Akira Riley Reid Aidra Fox Zoey Holloway Brandi Love Civilization thread. Resources: 400 Population: 20 Dubs will decide. what do /b/ this faggot is stalking my girl. no You can see that?! I'm fucked kek me 2 :o Hot Nigger Bitch Thread... Go. Bump disgusting ass that wog on the right is fucking disgusting holy shit that picture is unnecessarily huge My small white dick will never fuck a hot spear chucker :(( No thanks im not a damn furry Where's this from? hot disgusting sub human monkey species female Yeah, no Pro photo shoots dog I keep trying to post with clover but I keep getting "Error: Corrupted file or unsupported file type." Lurking damn. source on that? this picture is HD as fuck Impossible Nada I'm afraid Can't remember , uncle toms something those $10 tattoos those trips that ass 10/10 chick dump inbound something....somethings terribly wrong with her ass MFW you haven't fucked a black girl with green eyes That 'wog' on the right is the better looking out of the two. who that? You mean something is terribly RIGHT And not long was I looking until I was extremely pleased. Hi /b/ bored submissive CD/trap/sissy/ManInPanties/Whatever<wbr>TheFuckYouWantToCall me slut into degradation, etc, here. Ask me anything!</wbr> yep me, but not my thread so not posting more pics I just strongly believe that feeding trolls is a bad idea, whether being playful or not. You're giving them attention and that isn't very smart to do. I don't find trap threads to be too hatefilled, just one or two people posting pigeons or scat, but this thread is like 1/4-1/2 haters 5 25 15 though, that was 1 month ago. never said it was today, just an old stamp i like what's your favourite weapon /b/? pic related wit. I've never heard of Red Orchestra and my pc can't run arma. But I must ask, what do you play that makes you superior to arma? inb4 csgo garbage The one I carry every day. gen 1 walther P99 .40sw new thread. blow job and cum on pussy.coming up so many buzzwords This isn't the right thread for this.. and who really cares proper dick pic.I'm uncut aND enjoy it . How much would it take for you to have sex with a person of the same gender /b/? If you're gay, same question but with the opposite sex. If you're BI, don't bother... A million dollars. Seriously if you guys would do it for less, great, I'm not calling anyone a faggot. I just couldn't do it for any less than a life changing amount of money. no amount could make me the bitch though no dicks touching my mouth or butt honestly you wouldn't want that much..everytime you make a purchase or thought about how well off you are, you'd always have to remember you got it by taking a dick </blockquote>][ Can't you faggots remember the day Science has violated women for the first time ? Pic related : this paper has got it all.<br><br>You dumb weaboos are ALL stalkers AND rapists. Even mens of science like this disgusting unshaved neckbeard are violating women like us (yes even if I personally define myself as a womyn in transition) by wearing their sexual assets without their consent. A big part of what defines the act of rape is the lack of consent and there is clearly a lack of consent here, don't you think ? Which basically means that you're being aroused by a shirt, because there is non-consent involved by depicted women. This is a form of sexual assault. Yup, we have to deal with the fact that science is now misogynist and we won't give a shit about its achievements as long as you fellow rape accomplices remain blinded by its inner rape culture.<br><br>TL;DR: all mens are fucking pigs even and especially the ones that are implicated in STEM fields.</br></br></br></br> I've seen better acting skills from a four year old. Your type preaches tolerance, but are incredibly intolerant of everything that doesn't fit your narrow world view.<br><br>1/10 made me reply.</br></br> im sorry but i cant take anyone seriously who uses english as a form of communication without taking into consideration the fact that MILLIONS of languages are spoken daily and so youre being EXCLUSIVE by only speaking english<br><br>maybe you should be more thoughtful before you come here with your ignorance</br></br> OP "All men are rapist" <br> Used term or "asset" as OP would call it <br> OP is a rapist <br>GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGA<wbr>YGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYG<wbr>AYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY<wbr>GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGA<wbr>YGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYG<wbr>AYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY<wbr>GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY</wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br></br> ITT: Fat asses you want to fuck <br>my fuckin god</br> <br>wow!<br>sauce?</br></br> <br>shoped. look at the bottles</br> <br>obv shoop</br> GF <br>moar?</br> <br>Perfection</br> <br>Absolutely would smash.</br> <br>I want Mal to sit on me</br> Gf's <br>moar please moar</br> Wish there was 1000s more images of her ass <br>Does her name start with a D</br> who wants to fuck my gf's ass? <br>Here you go anon</br> <br>10/10<br>more?</br></br> gf <br>moar<br>moar<br>moar</br></br></br> <br>perfection achieved HOLY SHITTERS BATMAN</br> <br>Moar of your tied up slut!</br> <br>That's your ass</br> <br>Moar?</br> pg /b/<br>why do i love cellulite on womwns ass's and thighs ?<br>am i just a sick bastard ?</br></br> <br>More of her?</br> <br>thats the only one i have anon. far to that fat bitch frequently</br> <br>thats a girl i know!!!!<br>heres her facebook<br>cbemelmans</br></br></br> <br><br>that's HER ass, you stand corrected</br></br> <br>take a number and stand in line</br> <br><br>curvyemma.com</br></br> <br> [ <br>im sorry but what the fuck is that.</br></br> <br> curvyemma.com <br>TY anon</br></br> <br>any takers?</br> <br>id like to shoot some pancake mix on her fuckin ass !!!!</br> <br>well there you go.</br> <br>That's a guy, isn't it?</br> <br>Got anymore of her?</br> <br>God damn that picture is hot. The ass is phat.</br> <br>idk what makes you think that</br> <br/> <br> cbemelmans <br>id rather fuck a guy than that. and id fuck about ANY woman</br></br> <br>have some more my friend</br> <br>that fatass on the chair is not her. this is what she looks like</br> <br><br>I bet she is a Nigger lover.</br></br> <br>her video</br> <br>Soomeone know porn with japass like this??</br> <br>Moar/sauce</br> <br>YA THINK ? KEK</br> <br>her friend huge ass</br> <br>sweet jesus, look at that. god that needs my mouth on it....i wanna suck the dimples outta that perfect ass</br> bump for moar <br>score !!! the perfect position<br>and fuk she's hot as hell</br></br> love a good FaceTime :) any more pics like this one? <br>no</br> <br>http://fap-roulette.net/<br><br>they're all yours my friend</br></br></br> <br>thank you anon</br> Roll? roll <br>Reroll Feet is hard</br> you mean like this? Roll Cant do anal play with hemorrhoid nope rollan <br>I roll for something worthy</br> roll Rolling r o l l e r i n o might as well Cock rate large edition Plz rate be MILF anon, mother of 8 <br> yeah, i'm one of those families <br> spend most of the day gardening <br> getting late so i come inside to see if dinner's ready <br> one of the benifits of having a 20 year old living at home is that you can pawn off a bunch of shit on them and they can't say shit about it <br> dinners ready so i gather up the 6 other children around the house <br> wait <br> 1 cooking + 6 found = 7 <br> Fuck. one's missing <br> okay who is it <br><br><span class="abbr">Comment too long. <a href="thread/630123171#p630123171">Click here</a> to view the full text. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> So your saying your daughter is normal and has found a click and because she has found a guy she like in said click its a problem. Also continue please. continue please I broke up with my girlfriend last night. We live together and she will be spending the next few days away because we always end up getting back together. I still love her but I'm a pessimist and I keep thinking about the things she's done in her past. I know that she's actively trying to be a better person but I feel like I'm being cheated out of a good girlfriend by settling with her. I know it sounds selfish, and I'm scared that I won't actually find anyone better to be honest. I'm really unsure on what to do here. <br>just drop what shes done in the past <br><br>we all make mistakes why burden yourself with it</br></br></br> <br>Word. If the past was so great, how come she chooses to be with you?</br> commit to something you sissy <br>be a cuck or kill yourself</br> <br>[Spoiler]She's staying with the guy she's been fucking for the past year.[/Spoiler]</br> <br>OP it sounds like you're doing her a favor, love is about forgiving someone of their past and not judging them for it. She deserves someone who isn't a faggot that can't stop dwelling over the past.</br> <br><br>well if you really cant forgive her, depending on how easy it is for you to get girls, it may take a veryy long while untill you find something that satisfies you, like it may take a week.<br><br>girls comes and goes for me, i just expose myself a little and let girls comes to me naturaly, i dont feel like plaaying the game, works for me</br></br></br></br> <br>/thread</br> <br><br>She's loose, like literally. I'm not huge but I'm still pretty thick and it still feels like nothing. <br>She's cheated, literally did an escort job while we were dating. She swears they didn't have sex, it was just some guy who paid her for the company. She begged me to forgive her, I did. <br>She has mental problems, like hearing things that she wants to which were never said. Her friends have said the same about her. The other night we got into an argument and I gave up and just told her to do whatever she wants because she said she was leaving. She got pissed, knocked a bunch of stuff off our dresser and hit me in the head with a candle. I do believe that was an accident, and I don't think she would ever have done that on purpose, because she just felt like blowing off steam by throwing something. It still fucking hurt though, and I'm not allowed to bring it up because it makes her feel bad. I'm never allowed to bring up anything bad that she's done actually, but I can't forget it. The problems just linger in my head and they eat me up inside. <br><br> She always plays the victim, and always makes it seems like it's my fault when things go wrong. <br>Yet I still want to be with her because we've become too attached to each other. <br><br>What's wrong with me?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>well thats the way she is, and youve fallen in love with her, i dont think many ppl would stay<br><br>you wouldnt be wrong if you leave her, you wouldnt be wrong if you stayed with her. but you cant hold back ressenment or bad things in the past for her</br></br></br></br> <br>dump her you retard<br><br>she sounds like a trainwreck<br><br>why would you let a bad influence like that into your life</br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's it! I love her but I resent her at the same time. She's there for me and makes me happy but at the same time sometimes I can't stand her. It seems I'm always doing things for her. <br>I didn't know what kind of person she was until we got closer. First she was just your typical cute, nice girl. By the time I found out I was a bit more accepting unfortunately. At this point I'm afraid to leave her because I don't think I'm going to be with anyone else for a long time.</br></br> <br><br>i suggest you stay with her cause your attached, its gonna be hard to find someone like that<br><br>drop everything shes done bad, but fix things that just NOT right, be gentle with her talk to her very smoothly about things cause you gotta talk things out anyways no need to do it brashly<br><br>things dont work out, just move on but either way drop everything shes done bad or its gonna eat you like a parasite</br></br></br></br></br></br> Hey, is this guy right? about jet beams? yeah <br>I wish he was. I really, really wish he was. He has confirmed facts sprinkled with hard to believe shit, if he freed the truth it's buried underneath retard level claims, like the loose change movies.<br><br>He's a valuable person to have doing his job, but it makes him hard to believe a lot of the time.</br></br></br> ITT we prove we aren't britfags<br><br>On my country, the white people dont enforce Islamic laws. Not even the Muslims enforce Islamic laws in my county.</br></br> <br>Britfag here, if you see this ginger cunt. You must kill him. Not only is he ginger, but a muzlim. He might as well be a nigger and a jew!!!</br> <br>I have morals and shit</br> People HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING INSANELY RACIST???<br><br>THE PEOPLE WHO COME IN BOATS THEY RUN FROM A LIFE OF TORTURE, FOOD SHORTAGE AND WAR!<br>THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT AS YOU HAVE FOR A GOOD LIFE!<br><br>LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE<br>THEY CANT EVEN TOUCH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WITHOUT A HAZMAT SUIT? FUCKING DISGUSTING!<br><br>SKIN COLOR IS NOTHING WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS!!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>i think they're reaching toward them in the photo. you're making it racist</br> <br><br>you're not very tolerant to other persons opinions</br></br> <br>Yeah, but filthy black migrants aren't people</br> 77 gets skyrim, 22 gets Orion:prelude<br>must include ID or no prize</br> and 666 sweeps them all roll 77 not interested thanks rollin 69 roll <br>rolling fro skyrim<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/weebsc<wbr>um</wbr></br></br> Will OP deliver? <br>reroll</br> <br>rereroll</br> rolling will include id next post if successful 17spooky2737u roll roll<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/blacks<wbr>witch900</wbr></br> <br>whenever someone rolls the specified dubs</br> <br>GIGAROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BREAKER <br>(ReRoll)</br></br> rollll ~rolls~ Roll ROLL!!!<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/McZerk<wbr>il/</wbr></br> I fucking want Skyrim pls reroll<br/> steamcommunity.com/id/lebiscuitboy<br/> reroll <br>reroolin</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/McZerk<wbr>il/<br><br>Go on Skyrim pls!!!</br></br></wbr> <br>double reroll really want skyrims</br> rolling for orion:prelude<br><br>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198121659465</wbr></br></br> Tundra roll! Op here, I think only 3 of you are including ID's<br> no id no prize </br> <br>oshit nigger</br> <br>yay i did it</br> <br>Winrar</br> <br>rerolllllllllllllllllllll</br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/Barwis<wbr><br><br>whatever</br></br></wbr> <br>LOL 77</br> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198142816981/ roll</wbr> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198011834861 Roll</wbr> pls roll/gift Skyrim anyway<br>http://steamcommunity.com/id/xtayla<wbr>/</wbr></br> <br>ok skyrim</br> <br><br>WOW</br></br> http://steamcommunity.com/id/blacks<wbr>witch900<br>one more for the money</br></wbr> reroll http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/<wbr>76561198142816981/</wbr> BROWN CHICKS?????? post their nudes. <br>no nudes man</br> no <br> 1 </br> Brown chicks are gross. 100% get fat after 30 <br>more</br> <br>nice</br> what do you guys think about her? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN Rate? <br>Damn look at that snoz</br> <br>the one on the right looks like she could use a good ass fucking..</br> Bump <br>Moarr</br> rate???? <br><br>Very nice. Who is this slut?</br></br> <br>Is her as fake?</br> <br><br><br><br>ass pics?</br></br></br></br> <br>i think its just her tits</br> Which sister? What would you do? Moar if interest <br>off by one</br> <br>Best I have</br> <br>right one</br> She is a pharmacist in UK, feet pic upcoming <br>who cares then</br> <br>Another with one Moar sister </br> <br>They all have nice feet<br><br/></br></br> <br>look at her!!lol</br> <br>left one is cute.. is she a slut?</br> <br>Nigga she is the uglist bitch in this thread</br> <br><br>Nice<br><br><br>Moar of her</br></br></br></br></br> <br/> <br>what would you do to her?</br> <br>Gives off that vibe but just a tease</br> Which one? You love, you lose <br>Well I guess I'm a fucking loser then.</br> <br>where do you think we are?</br> <br>In port Royal ?</br> Bootin <br>lost</br> Don't watch this vid if you have taste because you will fall in love<br>https://vimeo.com/87982998</br> <br>lost.....<br>my fucking lunch that is</br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>630105421 <br><br>IT'S HAPPENING! GET IN HERE!!!!!</br></br> <br>Fuckin lost hard holy shit she's perfect<br>Name/sauce?</br></br> Lads, if only I could tell you about the girl I loved. <br>Dubs of truth</br> <br>lost..god damn, I want to lick her eyeballs</br> Thoughts? <br>holy fuck thats scary</br> <br>Nice</br> <br>Moar?</br> <br>she's cute, was almost hard</br> <br>almost lost</br> <br>cant remember where I got it from, sorry.</br> <br>Lost</br> I'm sorry to say, but this thread is extremely sub-par. Meh! <br>effy</br> <br><br>10/10/10/10/10<br><br>Fuck me</br></br></br></br> <br>Nice trips.</br> <br>dAYM GURL. i LOVE THHOSE TRIPS</br> <br>Emma Stone meets Kate Middleton.......not bad.</br> <br>MRS SKELETAL</br> <br>lost</br> Opinions on right girl? <br><br>i have the urge to buy her a yacht</br></br> <br>Don't spank her too hard, the glue holding her ass to her pelvis might come undone.</br> <br>Lost already you fucking dick</br> I do, and I'm still winning <br>hot<br>date her, fuck her, whatever<br>just post pics afterwards if you do</br></br></br> <br>Lost. Nice job faggot.</br> <br>lol</br> <br><br>Alright, I'm doin it boss.</br></br> <br>Lost</br> lost to everything <br>i fuck it...so lovely</br> if you participate in this thread you MUST follow through with the instructions or your dick will get ripped off<br><br>Your post number is ______XY<br><br>X+Y = number of times you have to jerk off between now and midnight sunday<br><br>roll, if you dare</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>I accept faggot. I'll see you in three days. Not too difficult a challenge though because I could get anywhere from 0-18, and I jerk off five times a day pretty consistently.</br> <br>My point exactly. 11 is nothing.</br> Roll Roll <br>Lets do this</br> Rolling for 99 <br>This can be dangerous, you know?</br> Fuck it I'll give it a go Rolling Shit... roll <br>Why is it so funny,is it because of the face</br> roll i dare Fuck it <br>ok.</br> Rollin' Let's see ... roll well it will be a challenge if I have less than 12. It's only friday !! <br>You just don't understand my anaconda power hand.</br> <br>thanks God !</br> okay rollox roll <br>I dunno if i can do this.<br><br>:)</br></br></br> <br>rollin'</br> <br>gyre in the vole</br> roll Let's get it started. rollin <br>Fuck that, Reroll</br> <br>fine roll</br> <br>What's her name?</br> <br>go</br> roul <br>fuck that's it? i can do better. <br> hire in the vole again </br></br> roll roll fag <br>naah</br> czech em' Let's go <br>Congratulations, you increased it by 1</br> Rolling for 00 <br>now we're talking!</br> Roll <br>ayy lmao</br> <br>Sure, why not.</br> lel <br>meet<br><br><br><br>meet<br/></br></br></br></br></br> hmmm hmm roll ro11 <br>kek checked</br> <br><br>This one is shit<br><br><br>Add last 4 numbers to your post<br><br>(W+X+Y+Z)<br><br>=The number of times you have to fap before sunday midnight</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> ROLl <span class="deadlink">>>630117184 <br>get the fuck in here you faggots</br> <br>roll</br> <br>rooool</br> roll <br>winrar</br> It's 10:16 AM where I live. so let's roll <br>why not. ive got the house to myself this weekend</br> the most you can get is 18, instead of + lets do * to make it interesting rollin rollllin rollin Get the fuck in here, some /b/ idiot just donated $2000 and she's going to cut her nipple on cam.<br><br>need like 12 more /b/ros in here..<br><br>http://freelivestreaming.me/stream/<wbr>lilsubgirl<br>STREAM: lilsubgirl<br><br><br>ENTER ANY EMAIL SO YOU CAN JOIN CHAT INSTANTLY (NO VERIFICATOIN BULLSHIT)<br><br>GET THE FUCK IN HERE (Someone record it also)<br><br><br>http://freelivestreaming.me/stream/<wbr>lilsubgirl<br><br>stream: lilsubgirl <br><br>Protip: Leave email blank to get into chat/stream instantly.</br></br></br></br></wbr></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></br></br></br></br> Roll roll LEETSSSS DOOOO THIIIIISSSS!! Roll roll roll roll K roll . <br>99 get</br> Get to work Rolling <br>Going all in</br> <br>ok</br> Let's fucking do this. <br>Roll<br><br>also check em</br></br></br> rell <br>what's the worst that could happen?</br> <br>Fuck 5, reroll</br> try me roll Sure. <br>source ?</br> roll <br> LEETSSSS DOOOO THIIIIISSSS!! <br><br>Fuck all of you, got a 4.</br></br></br> rolll I accept. Please don't turn my penis to ashes. <br>rolrolrolrolrorlorlorlorlrolrolrolr<wbr>olrorlrololololrorlrolrlrrlr</wbr></br> Rolling for 00 <br>Ha! Fucking easy. I would've achieved this number anyway.</br> Rollarino roll Rolling ez Rollin' for shits 'n' giggles. roll <br>kek</br> trying! <br>the meme squad has arrived</br> rollin' Roll?<br><br> inb4 99 </br></br> do your worst <br>rolling</br> <br>probably have done my quote this week</br> Rolling roll fags Chicken Roll roll <br>reroll</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Roll</br> Okay Roll NO PROBLEMO roll This for my friend entertainment at its finest! <br>Easy peasy</br> <br>RAWLING</br> <br>Alright, OP, rolling</br> <br>They See me Rolli'n!</br> <br>Only 14, easy</br> <br>One down /b</br> Roll <br>FUCK IT ROLL!!!!!!</br> Roll for 00 lets get it boys <br>roll</br> <br>Happy times</br> <br>the perma virgins on /b/ don't fear your challenge. I've been jerking so hard lately literally nothing is coming out anymore.</br> Rolling Hopefully it's 99 Roll D: rolfhfhfh Niggers <br>Sauce</br> rolls yolo Roll rollerino rolit roll roll let's roll fags i ain't afraid of shit" -tom nice meme k roll <br>r o l l</br> roll well op must deliver <br>rawl</br> rawl <br>You think I'm scared bitch?</br> Roll I am in! Rollin easy as fuck I can finish masturbating 18 times today before midnight roll rolling ! Roll Boom Roll <br>kek</br> Ruleing Rollin <br>18 pls</br> shiiiiiiiit <br>NOICE.</br> Rol <br>RolL</br> roll Challenge accepted Already at 3 today, what's the worst that could happen. Roll Rollin <br>i believe in u</br> Roll Do handjobs count? Roll roll roll! yolo Hunger Games thread part 2 electric boogaloo<br>Another favorite.<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=GbQ<wbr>LB0q3hts</wbr> [ ]</br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>630119946 <br>That picture.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630119949 <br> Being this assblasted <br> Posting as anon to save your ass <br>God this is hilarious</br></br></br> <br>God, I'm being boring this game.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630119905 <br>I can't just sit here calmly after seeing that.</br> <br><br>There! A home, worthy of Winterfell.<br><br>Or... at least, what's left of it...</br></br></br></br> <br> Cabbage games <br>...you said you are going to sleep.</br></br> <br>YOU MADE ME BECOME THIS!</br> <span class="deadlink">>>630119545 <br>Aww..</br> <br>In these games the boring live the longest.</br> <br>Numachi you re rought...</br> <br>Oh it's you! Hello how are you doing!</br> <br> Assblasted <br>Hoshi confirmed.</br></br> <br> Holo </br> <span class="deadlink">>>630120102 <br>Hiding yourself? You keep resembling people I know. Are you me?<br>I guess not, you're not a God after all.</br></br> <br>I was, then I noticed all the shit stirring in the thread.<br><br>So I decided to make a new game before bed.</br></br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>630119785 <br>No problem. Lucy, right?</br> <br>The funniest part is that I'm not Holo/Sokka, pretty sure his computer died and he can only post from mobile at certain hours of the day.</br> <br>You could have tried to ignore it.<br><br><br>But I don't want to be boring! I'll hurt a lot of people next slide, just you watch!</br></br></br></br> Because a sudden game temporarily breaks the drama, right? <br>You know I didn't mean to do that.</br> <br>You're right, I'm not a god. I've already told you, I'm a devil.</br> <br>...huhh? I am fine I think...Who are you again...?<br><br>...</br></br></br> <br>hi shion</br> <br><br>Sharing shelter sure does hurt, I imagine..</br></br> <br>No only the illuminati games have that power adachi,</br> <br>Sorry...</br> <br>Keep guessing, is it so hard to believe that I'm a newer member of the community?</br> <br>I am Chie Satonaka! master of Chie-fu and beef extraordinaire</br> ITT : entry level anime has their own circlejerk even though memes are winning the game. <br>Again with the resembling people I know.<br>Are you familiar with shrines?<br>I assume you are. Well, I need one.<br>Therefore, I also need money to build it.<br>You got any chores to do?</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Letting THAT girl in?<br>Yeah, that hurts. I still can't sit.</br></br> <br>Right...Chie...I am sure you also...don't remember my name...<br>...it is pretty bland after all.</br></br> <br>You're right, I could have, but it was too much for me.</br> <br>I know you aren't for a fact. Hi shion</br> <br>I have no money, you'd be better off pestering someone else.</br> <br>Pestering? Ah, sheesh, I'm just trying to earn a few yen here and there.<br>No need to be rude, little lady.</br></br> <br>treating infections every single time... jesus.</br> <br><br>i came lost?</br></br> <br>I do silly it's Touka! Why wouldn't I remember it silly?</br> <br>I still don't trust you, Stark...</br> <br>FUCK ALL THESE CANCEROUS HUNGER GAME THREADS. I WISH YOU'D ALL DIE YOU FAGGOT PIECES OF SHIT</br> <br>ahehah ha hatchet REALLY?</br> <br>There you go being mean again, Rararara-kun!</br> <br>Chie...that's not right....</br> <br>...Touko...Fukawa...</br> <br>Ship me off and take me home.<br>-Alpha series</br></br> What an explosive way to go. <br><br>U-Uh... That's what I meant! Of course that's what I meant..</br></br> <br><br>To add on top of that shion should I spoil your plan or are you going to do that yourself</br></br> <br>How was that mean? Mean is saying someone's name wrong.</br> <br><br>Good; that's smart. My father was smart, you know, and look where that got him. Butchered by a bloody bastard!<br><br>So you don't have to trust me, Yosuke. But, by my name, you can trust my honor.</br></br></br></br> <br>...no need for that...I know not only my name but I am also bland...</br> <br>He didn't trust you at all</br> <br>Exactly, Rararara! You should work on pronouncing my name.<br>You could have ignored that...uh...thing out of kindness!</br></br> Skipped peace.<br><br>Yosuke uses jutsu, I guess.</br></br> <br>The cat is dead now....</br> <br>Nope! I've yet to watch any of the monogataris, still watch Eva and JoJo.</br> <br>Not true we just need to find the right person for you!</br> <br><br>I'd rather die with honor, than live like the lot of you. Go on, then! Do it.<br><br><br><br>Absolute cravens, each and every one of them!</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>You are most certainly not bland, Touko.</br> <br>Killed by a Bird...</br> <br>YOU'RE MY /B/RO!!!!!!!!</br> <br>Can't fool me sorry.</br> <br>I told you , and your sweet legs this was happening again.</br> <br><br>Not this time, bro.<br><br><br>You REALLY need to pay more attention... It's like that time you deleted that email without reading it!</br></br></br></br></br> <br>But I can pronounce your name...<br><br>And doesn't acknowledging that happened show that I care? Isn't that kind?</br></br></br> <br>WHAT A SHAME I DON'T CARE!</br> <br>Quiet Yosuke..</br> <br>Hey Yosuke<br><br>Guess what's happening soon<br><br>Hint: You're going to die</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Bastard.</br> <br>You're the one who is grabing to me.</br> <br>I'm not trying to fool anyone, I'm just lurking and playing some Agario... You thought it was Holo at first, you were wrong then and you're wrong now.</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=o0u<wbr>4M6vppCI</wbr> [ ]<br>Uh oh, it's an arena event...</br> I'm so fucking assblasted, what do? <br>this guy has a point tho</br> <br>What happened to your glasses? They're what made you so sexy.</br> <br>You know the best part?! There never WAS an email!<br><br><br><br>H-How?! Also, Guts... I hate you.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Good that your name is so easy to pronounce, Rarararara!<br>And no, it isn't kind at all! You're supposed to look past a woman's mistakes!<br><br><br>That's not nice! Whyyyyy...</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br><br>remove yourself from this existance and tame wild dogs.</br></br></br> <br>not the same anon however. I know you are it shion, want me to spoil your little secret an kana plan as well?</br> <br>Rant and rave at your least favorite character!</br> <br>There is no escaping me.<br>Except for those few guys that did, of course.</br></br> <br>Sorry about that Michiru. Just needed to escape. You understand, right?</br> <br><br>A fitting end to you.</br></br> <br>Well i'm going to go watch all of the Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt now, thanks for making the last push towards it.</br> <br>No, I'm obviously you. Anon knows best.<br><br><br>Sorry, I didn't mean it in a rude way. Well... maybe a little.<br> Sorry had to get something out of the car </br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>If I ever find myself angrier than I should be, I jog. I find exercise to be very therapeutic.<br><br> Robb Stark </br></br></br></br> <br> busy multitasking <br> come back to killing Yosuke <br> Mfw </br></br></br> <br>You can have this corndog.<br> hops on a keystone and flies far, far away </br></br> <br>If you're so inclined to say whatever it is you have to say, please do before I tab out.</br> <br>You will miss me.</br> <br>Please do.<br><br>They are still very much here.</br></br></br> Everybody regains their composure after running away from Shia LaBeouf, except for one person... <br><br><br>Hell I'll do it anyways. Shion is planning to recruit people for her own little VIIIChan board named /hgar/. It's pretty much the little circlejerk she has, I recommend you check it out. 10 mods yet they want it to be well done as an improvement to /hga/. Pretty much an Kana the current board we have on there. But I dislike all of it so enjoy me sharing you some secret information from the "cool kids club"</br></br></br> <br>Most people brush me off rudely. You get used to it.</br> <br>Now I can go!<br><br>Bye, folks.</br></br></br> <br/> <br>Denton shut the fuck up.</br> <br><br>What about our snugle?</br></br> <br>No need, I have these dubs.</br> <br>This ruins the community.</br> <br>Nevermind wrong person back to banana play.</br> za feasto.<br><br>Kinda weak.</br></br> <br>Woot! <br> unzips </br></br> <br>tingle avafag when</br> <br>Four mods actually, all of which are respectable people. Are you going to own up to your identity or remain a coward?</br> <br>CHECK MY DUBS FAGGOT!</br> <br>Wow, this board is fucking cancer.</br> <br>Nice, just what we needed. some more bullshit. GJ Shion, proving again you're a little child.</br> <br>It's Araragi, dammit.<br>And I can't just ignore you.</br></br> <br>You put up a good fight Guts, but don't forget I'm still the deity here.</br> <br><br>Ill compromise by saying no.<br><br><br/></br></br></br></br> <br>there's 10, I'm going to remain a coward and ruin your plans.</br> <br>Wh-what are you trying to say?</br> <br>Oh shit.</br> <br>Well done Shion, I honestly thought you changed. You're nothing better than Hoshi.</br> <br>Dumb idea, sorry.</br> <br>if people have hissy fits and try to start their own little club i say let them stay there and don't let them come back. fucking faggots.</br> <br>So instead of trying to improve what we have, you've gone and made your own circlejerk. That's fucking nice. I see all the other pusswhipped Steam Group clique is also present.<br><br>Jesus christ yall hatin on Hoshi</br></br></br> <br>How do deities feel about tainted food?</br> <br>More bullshit to ruin the community, ugh you people never do stop all of the bullshit do you?</br> <br>Listen, food's food, whether it kills me or not.</br> <br><br>/feet/, /jerk/.</br></br> <br>Never trust the guy selling food.</br> <br>Just keep that tiny worm away from me.</br> <br>There's 4.<br><br> <br><br><br><br>I'll explain more in-depth to this if you like. It's a good thing, given the current state of /hga/ "the hugbox" with shitty mods and all that fun stuff. I'm not the only one on board with this, plenty of people you probably know and respect are there. It's not a circlejerk.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Seriously it will just split the community more. Let the shitstorm commence, that's all you want. <br>I thought it was called /hodor/ at first</br> <br>These are the people you think you can trust, they do it in secrecy. 10 mods. Shion,Mion,Ararararagi,Meduse. It's literally the group to an Kana Hoshi</br> <br>WE<br>HAVE<br>4CHAN</br></br></br> <br>Of course..</br> <br><br>I'd rather not... looks like a disgusting board.</br></br> My guy is gone.<br><br>These times are sad.</br></br> <br> check /hgar/ <br> full on circlejerk <br>"it's not a circlejerk"<br>Shion just fuck off at your attempt trying to be the power hoarder again.</br></br></br></br> <br>Nothing.</br> <br>That's not true at all... I don't give a damn what Hoshi does, but /hga/ is a fucking problem in this community. <br><br><br>I KNOW, THAT'S THE POINT!</br></br></br></br> <br><br>Some deity</br></br> <br>Is an inch away far enough?</br> <br>Alright then!</br> <br> My circlejerk is on there <br> You respect them <br>No I don't, you don't speak for me.</br></br></br> I wanted to make a thread to get things straight about being cut vs uncut. <br>Firstly, I have never in my life experienced or heard of a girl being "disgusted by an uncut cock". This just sounds like preschool shit. If shes willing to suck your cock, she doesn't give a fuck if your cut or not. This "worm looking" bullshit is a bunch of jealous cutfags. <br>I'm saying cutfags are jealous. You wanna know why?<br>Circumcision SIGNIFICANTLY reduces pleasure and DESTROYS nerve endings. With the foreskin, some of those nerve endings are near equivalent to the clit. <br>There is no fucking diseases that are likely to occur with a uncut dick and this "dick cheese" thing is beyond idiotic. You clean your uncut dick once every 3 weeks and your good.<br>now uncut fags plox kill yourself and get the facts straight</br></br></br></br></br> Circumcision began as a way of "purifying" individuals and society by reducing sexuality and sexual pleasure. Human sexuality was seen as dirty or impure in some societies; hence cutting off the pleasure-producing parts was the obvious way to "purify" someone.<br><br>Your move cutfags</br></br> <br><br>Literally this. Why are young Arab men so blood thirsty and violent? Because they are raised since children to deny their human impulses. Almost every aspect of Arab culture and religion is designed around controlling human sexuality. Thats what it comes down to. <br><br>Why will American men work like dogs in an endless pursuit of wealth, all the while being terrible husbands, fathers etc. Because they are emotionally and spiritually damaged at birth.<br><br>Why does the USA sell VASTLY more Viagra than anywhere else in the world? Why is the American divorce rate so high? Because literally hundreds of millions of men are SEXUALLY CRIPPLED and they do not even realize. They struggle through their lives, completely unaware that they suffer a severe emotional, sexual and spiritual handicap.</br></br></br></br></br></br> This I s the best troll thread I've seen in a long time. But seriously, girls that see your uncut cock and don't run away are just being nice. My mom told me so.</blockquote>][ In case you're in denial, women find uncircumcised dicks disgusting. women find uncircumcised dicks disgusting <br><br>*American* women. Who gives a shit about American women?</br></br> <br>Americans</br> <br>That's because they're uneducated in the topic, as you are.</br> <br>this is basically the same shit over and over again, like the posts trolling atheists, white men and what not. 2/10 made me reply.</br> <br><br>Whatever you need to tell yourself buddy. LOL.<br>They like the mutilated ones... I never knew that...</br></br></br> <br>Yeah, maybe if it had phimosis. Women always love my natural dick though.</br> did you really recreate this shit tier thread again? man, you need to accept your mutilated dick and move on... gosh... Everyone is getting so fucking butthurt, chill your tits, faggots. One of the reasons I fuck trannies. <br>Hold on let me go get a razor blade and cut some of my dick off cause this faggot says chick dig it.</br> <br>Yeah ok kneckbeard you keep thinking that while i plow your moms garden pic related^ the uncircomsized mexican pipe i'd be using</br> <br>Erm im a woman and I certainly don't.</br> <br>Pfffffffft</br> <br>Ok fatty</br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=cEO<wbr>7zDdmm-w</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>I need the source</br> <br>I prefer guys that aren't insecure about their penis.</br> Foreskin is like a hoodie for a guys dick. Looks way cuter than a mutilated, scarred penis. <br> Erm <br>wow, I actually believe you</br></br> <br>Lel you're proud of that?</br> <br>"Here everyone has a circumcised penis so I'm going to prefer those. Duh."</br> <br>no we don't.<br>they're fucking whores.</br></br> <br>I'm uncut but you're lyin.<br>depends country.</br></br> <br>pics you fat whale</br> <br>They do? damn I've must have imagine sleeping with all those 17 women I've slept with.</br> <br>kek<br>mexicans are a a breed of pure autistic cringe.</br></br> <br>Hell yeah i am!! Well....come to think of it i was born with it...so cant really say im proud..but i guess im happy i have it tho</br> <br>Fuck off you greasy neckbeard</br> <br>Depends on the person dumbass.</br> <br>I prefer whisky to vodka but I'll drink vodka if that's all they have</br> <br>9/10 would ruin with my penis</br> <br>damn, you have a lot of cousins</br> <br>whats wrong with her, her head is huge</br> <br>American's actually love American women.<br>No one likes you because you're an autistic faggot though.</br></br> <br>Who cares?</br> <br>/thread.</br> <br>No, her body is small</br> <br>Tits or GTFO cunt</br> <br>Ok edge lord fidora king...you want some doritos with that dew?</br> <br>You know the rules.</br> <br>Good point, it doesn't matter what your dick looks like if you act like a complete piece of shit.</br> <br><br>Actually that rule only applies if they start a thread. Posting in one doesn't require tits or gtfo</br></br> <br>bad apple</br> <br>Have you seen mine tho? Its kind of worth (;</br> <br>Actually there are no rules.</br> <br>Oh but there are rules as well as traditions</br> In case you're in denial. Most women don't know what the fucking like. I'm uncut and have had multiple girls have no idea that I was uncut. I dated a girl for two years, showered with her and everything and didn't know the difference until I explained it to her. <br><br>Maybe where I grew up they're all just dumb? But I've been living all around the country for the past 10 years and have never fucked a girl that said "well I prefer cut cock, so we can never fuck again". <br><br>Keep your shit smelling clean and no one really gives a shit. I've honestly only ever met cut MEN in high school or gym showers in real life that make such big issue out someone being uncut.</br></br></br></br> ITT: Buttmad yurro anteater tinydicks Tbh this is so true. Have to suck twice an uncircumcides dick and it was terrible. I might sound like a bitch but just telling my opinion as a girl <br>Well im not sure but i wont say mean things about uncut dicks even tho i dont like them and i think they are disgusting</br> one of the reasons im glad I dont live in the US is that my penis didn't get mutilated. Thanks, sensible mom and dad! <br> women find uncircumcised dicks disgusting <br>Who care's what women think about it? As long as it functions properly, and both parties feel good about it then it's a job well done.</br></br> <br>I live in US and my mom was against baby torture too.</br> <br><br>Cut men are the only ones making a big deal because they can't get their foreskin back. In theory, uncut men could become like cut men. But they know better at this point in life.</br></br> <br>How do we know's she a hamplanet?</br> <br><br>truth</br></br> <br>Any man that cuts part of his dick off to satisfy what someone else thinks about their body is a gigantic faggot and doesn't deserve a dick.</br> Odd how some people don't understand that a uncircumsized penis could be RETRACTED. LOL bet the girls you fuck wouldn't even know the difference. kek <br>According to you, women shouldn't get surgery for their excess beef curtains. It's the same thing.</br> <br>I thought their parents made that decision and not those few days old babies? And im not saying that men should cut their dicks to satisfy anybody, im just saying that i prefer them cutted</br> <br>I require a picture of your beef curtains. Lets see whos got more meat hanging out.</br> 99% of uncut dicks look like this. <br>Americans don't know what they like. Everyone is applauding the passage of gay marriage and the nuke deal with iran while no one is speaking about the tpp.</br> <br>They shouldn't. Not out of fear of what someone else would think. I've never seen a healthy pussy that I thought "man that looks too ugly fuck".<br><br>Not to mention when they have the surgery (and you said excessive, implying abnormal amount) they don't have them completely removed like foreskin. They still have them, just trimmed down. <br><br>It's also not a habitual practice on all women.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah well pretty much according to which ive seen. You know its not very nice looking to start sucking something looking like that</br> <br> that cuts part of his dick off <br>I mean, some kids don't get that choice since Dr. Shekelburg will snip it off once they're born and won't stop because of his love of foreskin stew.</br></br> <br>Contrary to your retarded beliefs, ameritard, most men in the world are uncircumsized and women love our penises.<br><br>Only jews and you american idiots get cut for no good reason. <br><br>Jewboy.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's why I said anyone that chooses it is a faggot. Meaning anyone that had it chosen for them obviously had no choice in the matter.</br> <br>Mad that you can't get it back?<br/></br> <br>No need to get upset, kid.</br> <br> So beta he cares what the cum recipient thinks of his dick <br><br>Kek</br></br></br> uncut britfag in USA<br><br>chicks love it! it's new and exciting and it doesn't look butchered and scarred</br></br> <br>People who claim they are women need to provide proof, especially when using that claim to make an argument. Otherwise, it would be logical to assume they are men because it is more likely that a lying male would post here than a true female.<br><br>For the purposes of this thread, "she" is a male until proven otherwise.</br></br></br> <br>He's trying to convince the normal dick people to mutilate themselves out of spite, don't you see?</br> <br>If this is true then why do I have a 8/10 qt3.14 GF?</br> <br> I swear I wouldn't lie on the internet </br> Add an uncircumcised fellow with phimosis that has never in life had a problem with getting his dick sucked, I must say it's all about how you wield it. Most girls that are worth it either because they aren't low on the spectrum, or they are fun freaks don't Give two shits. <br> qt3.14 <br>confirmed virgin</br></br> <br>Bullshit. No dick is cute, unless it resembles a Vienna sausage. They all kinda look weird and misshapen, even when they aren't. Uncut foreskin just makes it look like it got stuck in a turtleneck.</br> <br>Normal natural dick<br>Vs.<br>Unnatural funky vagina lips you feel like you need to cut in order to look normal and natural.</br></br></br> <br>You can get phimosis fixed with ointments or masturbating in different ways. That is, if you want to get it fixed so the skin is looser.</br> I don't care if they find that shit disgusting it's not like they are going to be staring at it for the next half hour. Do they have an eye in their vagina?<br><br>Plus, it beats having less feeling during sex. That's a fact. I want to find whoever circumcised me and fucking cut their dick off with a steak knife and fuck their own ass with it.</br></br> <br><br> american women <br><br>The jew rules the roost there.</br></br></br></br> <br>But id love to suck your dick :( dont be so mad</br> <br>As if i give a shit if >she finds it disgusting</br> <br>You fucking wish</br> <br>Circumcision isn't a Jewish thing, it's a hysteria no one really knows why they do it but they do it thing.</br> <br>Yeah but you can't fly to Spain every time you want to get laid. Well I don't know what kind of job you have but I sure as hell can't.</br> Gr8 b8 m8, but in all honesty, it is true that Western women don't like circumcise dicks, however the alternative is literally cutting a chunk of your dick off, which to be 100% honest with you i'm just not cool with. It's not like a little dick meat is the only thing disgusting about me, i'm the most beta person on 4chan and we all know it New thread Boxxy/Catie<br><br>Forever Queen</br></br> bumpededededededededededededededede<wbr>dededededd</wbr> MY BONER IS READY! Ready for round 2 of Boxxy fap guys? <br>No my dick doesn't work when I'm drunk</br> <br><br>And it doesn't feel enjoyable at least?</br></br> <br>hahaha mine doesn't work too</br> <br>When I'm shit faced it's just a semi limp noodle and it takes like 4 hours to get off fuck that shit <br><br>Yeah alcohol abuse isn't doing me much good</br></br></br> Catie must be relieved with all those non working drunk dicks. <br>Only newfags still care about boxy, thinking is makes them oldfags and "cool".</br> <br>Neat, now fuck off</br> <br>No. No no no. Kill yourself</br> <br>Well the left side is rather hot - i like it. I there a full picture of the left side?</br> <br>Give me a second.</br> <br>Ok done</br> <br>Nice filename</br> D: <br>Nope, as long as its summer boxy is here to stay.</br> <br> pic related </br> why all the lewd stuff? <br><br>Normal Catie/Boxxy stuff wasn't cutting it anymore, we're going lewd cause sex sells.</br></br> <br>damn dem big tits</br> <br><br>It's good to have a mixture I'd rather lewd stuff be posted in lewd threads but I can't do anything about that</br></br> We'll get Catie back on the map, back in the lime light, back on the stage, back to fame and fortune!<br><br> With lewdness. <br> Cuz its 2015 </br></br></br> Dammit Catie, be relevant again! do something.. youtube.. animals.. MLP even! something! <br>Well we're getting a video before vidcon apparently so just be patient</br> <br>Still waiting for a vine</br> This hot Catie + a good youtube idea = money <br>Bring dich um.</br> not my best work, had a hard time concentrating <br><br>Ich spreche kein Kraut</br></br> <br><br>Pretty good!</br></br> <br>Catie would not look that disgusting naked</br> <br><br>I hope she can meet some influential people there, we need more Catie.</br></br> <br>And no brown nipples</br> <br>just too bad there is so little high-res material to work with</br> <br>Well she obviously doesn't really feel like doing videos just wait for when the time is right anon and dat shit will be so cash</br> <br><br>She's welcome to show us what she really looks like naked.</br></br> <br><br>Don't think thats so far off, tits are a little too big, and a little too much "padding" around the waist.<br>Lack of muscle tone on her thighs.</br></br></br> And I'm out of Jim Beam :/ <br>10/10 would lol again</br> <br>Vodka time!</br> <br>Absolutely</br> Repent so sayeth the Catie, repent and stop drinking if you love me! <br>Suicide time!</br> <br><br>he's going for it!</br></br> <br>I can do both</br> <br>W...why</br> Weird seeing her in a crowd.. <br><br>Because alcohol is the tool of the devil, and he who follows the path of the devil will go to his kingdom after death.<br>a kingdom filled with 404's and bad traps.<br><br>While those who repent and walk my non alcoholic path will be rewarded with heaven, where thou may lay against mine bosom for an eternity.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>a challenger appears</br> <br>LIES</br> <br><br>Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewd</br></br> <br>Very creative kek</br> <br><br>BUT WHAT IF ITS NOT?</br></br> Is she jewish? She looks kinda jewish to me. <br>Bring dich um</br> <br>Then I'm fucked<br><br>No</br></br></br> <br>Greek apparently, close enough</br> <br><br>Ooh does that mean she could be in need of money?</br></br> <br><br>Yo i went to Greece a few months back, bitches there are surprisingly sexy.</br></br> <br>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.</br> <br>Hundreds of times man hundreds</br> <br>As in ethnicity, not that she lives in Greece.<br><br>Indeed they are, until they turn 30.<br>Sort of like Russians.</br></br></br></br> <br>that thing is so gross seriously your guys brins must be real fucked up if you think that's attractive</br> <br>Maybe you're just gay</br> <br>You might want to consider the possibility that you are a homosexual.</br> <br>you are in the virgin kingdom, put a pair of tits on a mop and they would say that's hot</br> <br><br>spot the difference</br></br> <br><br><br>Has a serious lack of tits</br></br></br> <br>I think the first one is wearing color contacts. Can't be sure though.</br> <span class="deadlink">>>628421612 <br>You should</br> <br>damn, she actually looks hot in that picture, but is 80% makeup</br> <br>Catie doesn't need any makeup to look beautiful</br> <br>That's damn true</br> <br>really?</br> <br>Yeah i totally think so</br> <br>That's the camera lens</br> <br>exactly</br> <br>Retards gonna retard</br> I've been off /b/ for 10 months and this is the first thread that pops up?<br><br>Some things never change<br><br>Bye guys.</br></br></br></br> <br><br>I can so fap to this!</br></br> <br>Bye</br> <br>Isn't it great</br> Are there any pics of her feet? <br>I like that pic of her</br> <br>Me too but I like every pic</br> <br>Here we go</br> Dem legs! You fall, you lose... moar of her tits <br>lost</br> <br>The best legs</br> <br>Beautiful<br><br>How old was she in this pic?<br>Feel slightly awkward about some of her older pics where she was like 14/15.<br>Feels a bit too pervy.</br></br></br></br></br> James Holmes thread part 2<br>It's going to take a while reading all these counts ayy lmao<br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=zRH<wbr>bzSFqoQw</wbr> [ ]</br></br> <br>fucking kek</br> I got banned in that chat my name was<br><br>JimmyRussellsSr</br></br> <br>will there be a potty break</br> not going anywhere for a while grab a snickers They're counting his XP<br>I think he's going to rank up.</br> I think he's going to get community service- or is that too harsh? At this rate <br>Each count is a lvl</br> guys... where is he? i can't recognize him.. is he with the faded blue shirt? PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES PART B IS LEFT UNANSWERED AND THE ANSWER ON PART C IS YES is he visible in the video??? Why does it take so long, he only killed 12 people <br><br>Yeah guy in the blue</br></br> Part B: Did you like the film? <br>THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST</br> <br>He attempted to murder everybody in the theater. Every person in the theater is a count.</br> <br>What's this.. someone made a courtroom on the roundabout?</br> Do the people who survived but took no damage get compensation? WHAT`S THE ANSWER TO PART B? FUCK THIS TEST IS HARD <br>Insanity.</br> 30 more to go<br>Death penalty or Asylum, hmm</br> <br>to stay among the living</br> <br>some people might have legit psychological trauma. but they'll sue him for millions, which he doesn't have.<br>so no, they likely won't get shit.</br></br> <br>noice trips btw</br> <br>Check'd</br> I'M REDORAN GUARD SKYRIM BATTLES<br><br>░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄<br>░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░█<br>░░░░░░░░░█▀▀▀▀░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀░░░█▄▄▄▄░░░<wbr>░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█<br>░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░▄█▀<wbr>█▄░░░░█▀▀█░▄▄▄▄░░░▄▄▄░░░░█<br>░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█░▄<wbr>██░░░░█▄▄█░█░▄█░░░█░▀█░░▄██▄▄<br>░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀░░░░▀▀▀<wbr>░▀▀█░░░▀▀█░▀▀▀█░░░█░░█░░█<br>░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░<wbr>░░░░░░░░░█░░░▄█░░░█▄▄▀░░▀▄<br>░░░░▀█░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░<wbr>░░░░░▄▄█▀▀░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀<br>░░░░░█▄░░█░░░░░░▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░<wbr>░░░░░░░░░░░██▀<br>░░░░░░█▄░█░░░▄▄█▀<br>░░░░░░░█▄█░▄█▀<br>░░░░░░░░███▀<br>░░░░░░░░░▀</br></br></br></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></br></br></br> <br><br>EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN <br>EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN <br>EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN EAGAN ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK EAGAN</br></br></br></br> Plot twist:<br><br>James dies before sentencing because he has gov' nanobots in his heart and brains</br></br> DINDUNUFFINRONG<br>#FREEJAMESHOLMES</br> <br>Sue the theater for improper security protocol</br> wheres the shooter tho? <br>guy in khakis with his hands in pockets an left</br> That bitch in the front's just chilling on chatturbate <br>with the blue shirt and black hair?</br> <br>Blue shirt, beige Jeans, far left</br> His homie should bust him out <br>The guy in the room who seems to be giving the least fucks</br> If he's asked to give a statement I would die laughing if he's like "Where's batman?" <br>he should call to the ones who made the tunel for "El Chapo"</br> Almost thereeeeeeee Are we done now? If trips he is freed. <br>nu</br> <br>Stay on target</br> This shit wouldn't happen, if Hitler was still alive <br>he is free alrady twice then<br><br/></br></br> <br>Idiot http://www.wildabouttrial.com/trial<wbr>_videos/james-holmes-trial-live-str<wbr>eam/</wbr></wbr></br> Seeker, we'll free him with a syringe. Don't you worry. <br>Thanks for spoonfeeding me</br> He cares to point out the guy has been sitting there the whole time? <br>There was a second shooter</br> <br>youve been hit by<br>youve been struck by<br>a smooth criminal</br></br></br> Wonder if he'll get DP'ed by the chair or by the big black guys in prison. <br>guilty? what the hell happened to part /b/? I thought we had a good argument...</br> so he was found guilty of being an insane, sane, mass murderer? that fuck am i hearing? <br>Guilty, not insane.</br> <br>Second shooter wore a mask and is unidentified still<br><br>pic related</br></br></br> They wanted to see the entire movie, but all they got was clips. To be pardoned by dickinpooper <br>Solo shot first</br> <br>du ficker, du musst den link in den Google übersetzer pasten, wie hast du denn die letzte Woche Kreisverkehr geguckt du jude?<br><br>also wtf is going on?</br></br></br> TOP KEK My mom just walked in on me finger fucking my ass. Idk what I should do. Is there a way I can convince her that what she saw isn't what she saw? I'm afraid that she is going to tell my dad I'm gay but I'm not gay I was just curious about how it felt <br>Tell her you were massaging your hemorrhoids</br> not gay <br> fingerfucked your ass <br>Bruh, I got some bad news...</br></br> <br>Well, that's what you get for being a faggot.</br> you could say you were putting polysporin or something on a hemorrhoid or some shit. not that hard to lie you fucking retard. also tell her to fucking knock. is your whole family stupid? <br>No I was just curious about the male g spot</br> <br>yeah i was too so i fucking GOOGLED IT i didnt shove things in my ass. youre gay face it</br> I seriously need help if she tells my dad that she thinks I'm gay he will beat the shit out of me <br>he should because you are</br> <br>Googling something doesn't tell you how it feels</br> <br>Should have thought of that before being a fag LMAO.</br> <br>I'm not I was curious and bored</br> <br>Your asshole was itching really bad, huh?<br><br>Just tell her that.</br></br></br> <br>It's the only way you will learn anon<br><br>What exactly did she see? Were you jerking it as well, being overtly sexual or did she just see you with a finger in your ass?</br></br></br> OP.<br>You're in the closet you faggot ass nigger.</br> <br>Just tell em your a gay its ok you fags can get married now</br> <br>Sounds like a you problem gay boy</br> fuck your mother in front of your dad, problem solved <br>no, i can imagine. a straight man doesnt voluntarily stick his fingers or any foreign objects in his ass. if you do that youre at best bi, but most likely a gay man.</br> <br>Tell her you had corn for lunch and you were having some problems</br> <br>I was stroking my dick to but I don't know if she saw that</br> <br>your only chance is to play it off as you may have worms and you were disgustingly scratching your anus<br><br>your dad would probably go nuts over that too<br><br>perhaps you should just walk to your mother, naked with an erection asking her for some help</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'm calling bullshit that I'm the only straight guy here who has done this</br> <br>You aren't the only straight guy that's done it because straight guys don't do it. Only thing to do now is come out as a massive OP.</br> <br><br>first post pretty much nailed it.</br></br> <br>I am calling bullshit on you being straight<br><br>be honest, traps are in your rotation<br>a 100% straight guy wouldnt tolerate the amount of cock pictures posted here 24/7, not worth the trouble</br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah and I'm also gonna Google how an orgasm feels and what it's like to be high. Then I wont have to do either of those cuz I'll know<br> being this dumb and homophobic </br></br> <br>No I mostly watch lesbian and solo porn</br> <br> watching two girls be gay <br>That's kinda gay, dude.</br></br> <br>Other straight guys get curious, too. It's not like you sucked cock or some shit. You touched your own body. That's incredibly natural</br> It's not gay if his balls touched another dudes balls. I think the real problem for you is going to be when she tells your father you were using her dildo. <br>Dunno why you're asking /b/ for help but yeah everyone has tried it<br>It's like trying to suck your own dick everyone does it at some point</br></br> New shooter<br><br><br>http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/16/us/te<wbr>nnessee-naval-reserve-shooting/</wbr></br></br></br> recruiting center <br><br>The people killed were probably there for PT.</br></br> ISIS was formed to take advantage of the vacuum left in the middle east due to weak and inept Obama admin foreign policy decisions. <br>every six weeks theres another terrorist attack maybe?</br> You have been visited by the vagina of the virgin Mary.<br><br>You shall lost your virginity in this month but first you must say : Amen Mary vagina !</br></br> Amen Mary vagina ! Amen Mary vagina ! <br>Amen Mary vagina !</br> s/fur<br>messy fuck edition</br> No. Fuck off with your bestiality threads, furfag. i still got sum boobs for anon Mine got nuked right after launching. <br>sage on every fields, my bro</br> bamp c-can i get anything with hooves? FUCKING FURFAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD<br>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</br> <br>yer not worthy!</br> <br>Apparently.</br> <br>we have nowhere else to go</br> Are there any good animations or shorts i always just see pictures lol <br>go back to 7chan</br> <br>levio-ssããh<br>goddamn always cracks me up</br></br> <br>Give us our own board, then. You gave the ponyfags a board.</br> I would TOTALLY contribute, but clearly OP is a gigantic faggot who isnt posting in his own thread and is just waiting for others to do the work for him.<br><br>Fuck you OP. Two pictures is not enough.</br></br> <br>pepe is probably into worse stuff than furfagottry anyways</br> <br>naaaaaah</br> <br>messing with the dick of whoever is getting fucked makes it another level of gayness</br> <br>gods fucking dammit, man, my internet stopped working and I couldn't post.</br> <br>there's not enough of us<br>we can barely keep one thread going here<br>and the avatarfaggotry would run rampant and ruin every thread<br>gtg now tho<br>byes</br></br></br></br></br> <br>May your deities have mercy on your router.</br> <br>Later, naemseenk.</br> <br>that damnable thing is oscilating the whole day</br> <br>a more enjoyable level</br> <br>That's a little odd.</br> <br>I have to agree with attention guy.<br>it's a whole other level of gayness.</br></br> <br>that depends on your level of gayness</br> <br>Fair point.<br><br>Too bad /d/ has this hentai hang-up. It's a perfect board to post fur. And given that every other thread there is some variation of futa, the quality of the board wouldn't suffer terribly.<br><br>Of course, without fur threads, there wouldn't be any reason to come to /b/, either. This place really went down the shitter something fierce.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>i blame reddit</br> <br><br>the levels rise in tandem</br></br> Hello best thread <br>Hello, db.</br> <br>heya catbirb</br> <br>ayy<br>dubs</br></br> <br><br>How're you both doing tonight?<br><br>I keep being either too tired or too busy to post in these as of late.</br></br></br></br> <br>Shit, we both got dubs.<br>What does it mean?!</br></br> <br>That's unfortunate.<br>I'm alright, had a little bit of pain earlier.<br>Cleared up after a shower.<br>I guess hot water makes a good painkiller?</br></br></br></br> <br>Well, sites like Reddit and 9gag did surf on the popularity of 4chan. And worse, people just started porting OC from here to there.<br><br>But there's no more OC here. And no more discussions. For fuck's sake, the threads with digusting manbeast porn are the only place I can still go, have a discussion, and not need to expect it to devolve into a shouting match where everyone calls each other retarded.</br></br></br> <br>we are god</br> <br>I'm as always.<br>except I managed to rise from mediocre to a little good at playing fukua on skullgirls, and I found the bonfire on blighttown on DS</br></br> <br>those teats need some more bounce</br> <br>rip in rest 4chan.</br> <br>ive found /r9k/ to retain some essence of what old 4chan was about since they try really hard to not appear as normalfags.<br><br>Meanwhile the majority of /b/ is just normies</br></br></br> <br>Hot water does make muscles relax..<br><br>And yeah, it is unfortunate, these threads are very nice (at least, I think so, somehow).<br><br><br>Not anymore!<br><br><br>Shit, forgot about DS. Is this on NG x, or a normal runthrough?<br><br><br> crocodile is stone still <br> jittercam <br>Nah, sorry.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> gotta go<br>lest I'll be dead<br>TAIL OUT</br></br> <br> Meanwhile the majority of /b/ is just normies <br><br>Yeah, this.<br><br>And trying very hard not to be.<br><br>Well, OK, many of them are still autists.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>these threads are kinda hugboxy tbh but theres nothing to get mad about anyways</br> <br>See you sometime later, Tail.</br> Sfur <br>I want furry boupussy though</br> <br>guess not<br><br>cya</br></br></br> <br>There might be a G/fur thread up.</br> <br>Night babe<br><br><br>Eh, there's nothing wrong with hugbox, unless it's your only form (or main form) of social interaction.<br><br><br>Gee, it's almost like there are threads for that..</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>That's a really nice ass for a Meowth.</br> <br>no the whole frucktruckin internets gone to shit cuz every screwpony needledick loving fagtrain and his airhead assmask soccermom can get on from their i phones instead of having to sit down at a desk computer, the end of our golden age of quality internet culture happened sometime around 2007, i study this shint so hard i could probably find employment in it.</br> <br>post mor pls i need to build my folder</br> <br>gonna be rough if she offers anal.</br> a Bumping with dragons. <br>b?</br> <br>This pic unnerves me.</br> <br>aw</br> <br>Really? Whatever for?</br> <br><br>It just seems a little creepy.</br></br> <br>I'll skip it next time, 4 u</br> <br>I do not wish to infringe on what you wish to do.<br>If you want to post it, go ahead.</br></br> <br>more katia plis</br> Will you fags ever manage to make an sfur thread again that's not pure autism and cancer?<br>Why don't you go back to DA or 9gag or whatever shithole you came from.</br> <br>Well, I don't understand, but that's cool.<br><br><br>Katia a qt</br></br></br></br> <br>nah</br> <br>woah, people being rational on /b/? its been too long since that was the norm...</br> <br>I just do not wish to become a dictator.</br> <br>why all the hate? let us be.</br> There should be a petition or some crap for a /fur/ board, where any fur can be posted so everyone would be happy. <br>4chan had a fur board but it was deleted after a while</br> <br>Hopefully this time it isn't a honeypot.</br> <br>Even if you wanted to be a dictator here, you could only control people who wanted to listen, so whatever<br><br><br>There are only two or so fur threads on /b/ at any given time, three if you count herm, but those are uncommon.<br>Why would you possibly need a board</br></br></br></br></br> <br>I'm not willing to take that risk.<br>Any experience of authority will corrupt modern man.<br>Just look at Obama.</br></br></br> <br>if there was a furry board i wouldnt take 30 seconds to find the furry thread in the catalog and i think tahts cool</br> <br>oh shit, politics time...</br> <br>Don't forget, april furs day.<br><br>A novel idea but it will never work</br></br></br> <span class="deadlink">>>62842884 <br>/fur/ could be similar to /h/ or /d/ in the ways of specific content threads.</br> <br>Well, fair enough, I guess.<br><br><br>On average it takes me 3 seconds to get from the catalog to the most recent fur thread</br></br></br></br> <br>and people wouldn't spam the boards with "REEEEEEEEE! GTFO FURFAGS!" and shit like that so often</br> <br>Not yet.</br> Walk in kitchen, see Kat drinking your last juice pouch, wat do? <br>tell him to take off his pants because he's going to have to earn that juice pouch now.</br> <br>kill kawt</br> <br>Ask her if she wants to have intercourse</br> <br>Would you pee in his butt?</br> <br>beat the thief to death and bury them in the backyard.</br> <br>"her"</br> <br>Do we have control of the board?</br> Call the cops because some trap is in my fucking house drinking my juice. Knee to the face <br>Would you do things to the thief after the beating? You know...sexual things?</br> Stomp his on his throat till he's coughing up blood <br>burn them maybe, ashes are easier to hide</br> Bitch, I would beat the ever-living fuck out of her with my goddamn bare hands. When the police came to haul away her body, I'd tell them it looked like she was going for a gun and I panicked. Would jerk off later remembering her screams and the look of horror in her eyes before I kicked her senseless. <br><br>Fucking bitch stealing my juice. God fucking damn.</br></br> <br>Too far this needs to stop.</br> <br>Fuck his Boipussy. It's only gay if I vote democrat.</br> <br>again "her"</br> <br> i sit at home on my computer and make threads on an anonymous swiss broom shining forum where I type scenarios that will never happen that make for a shit-tier thread and I wait anxiously at the computer like a jew while i refresh my own thread reading the replies that a bunch of men i dont know post </br> <br>THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE THAT'S OFFENSIVE</br> cook some delicious cake with him <br>id kick his ugly little face in</br> Run in for the suplex followed by a DDT. <br>kick him in his balls</br> <br>You're triggering me</br> Say her "don't worry babe, all my food is for u now" <br>lol</br> So have we established that she/he actually has a penis? Are there photos? <br>That little boy is going to suplex city</br> <br>More?</br> <br>"her"</br> <br>You need to calm down and change your perspective a bit</br> <br><br><br><br><br>mfw you think you would do any form of harm. You're all a bunch of social retards, hurting anyone beyond a fit of autistic rage is not likely.</br></br></br></br></br> faces of /b/ looks like other thread 404'd <br>Go to also 2/10</br> <br/> <br>giving my support</br> <br>You still here?</br> I take a different approach spidy. I post <59> pictures of people. In one thread I accounted for more than half of the images posted <br>Boy or girl? Caucasian or black? Can't determine.</br> Second thread<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Feel free to post here too</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>post timestamp plz</br> <br>Marry me</br> fucking summer/newfags.. your all faggots... My favorite picture<br>I'm thinking about buying a 4chan pass so I can use an autoposter w/out captcha and then I wouldn't have to be involved in the spam process at all. unless theres a way to do that without $20</br> <br/> <br>Look for her in rate threads from 8pm est on to about 11</br> fml <br>White boi</br> <br>age?</br> <br>def black grill</br> <br>Nitro!!</br> <br><br>18, but I look like 8</br></br> Sure why not? Chizzeled chin master race reporting in <br>Saw your other thread. Kill yourself.</br> <br>what. my other thread? i didnt make any thread. I only just woke up, its only 9am in australia m8.</br> <br>bitch related it's me and my pic</br> There you go faggots! <br>6.5; age?</br> <br>14. Go report me!</br> <br><br>r8 no h8</br></br> <br>6?</br> <br><br>Not at a 2 atleast</br></br> <br>you look like a guy who loves laughing</br> <br>7/10.</br> <br>wtf is a guy this handsome doing on /b/</br> <br>?</br> give me your brutal honest opinion Go to soc<br>that's what it was made for, back when this site had moderators,</br> <br>you look like a mustache twirling faggot</br> <br> /b/ is not just for fat boys with sociopathic problems.<br>it's also for handsome men with sociopathic problems</br></br> <br>This site still does have mods.<br><br>It's just that these threads don't actually break a stated rule.</br></br></br> <br>thanks</br> Rate me cunts! <br><br>what a fag</br></br> rate me honestly Self rate thread<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Post in here as well!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Dry cunt, wet arsehole. 5/10</br> <br>8/10, timestamp? 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DESU!!</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>repost</br></br> <br>MOM LOOK IM ANONIMUZ NOW!</br> <br>Adorable, body 7/10 face 8/10</br> cringe thread / YLYL <br>good luck getting thru this you faggots https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=Ydf<wbr>kfy9V2yI</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>not a muscle has moved in my face... try harder</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=vm1<wbr>XKP-Na64</wbr> [ ] <br>Kek</br> <br><br>did i typed 9gag.com by mistake?</br></br> Cringe video beyond our comprehension <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=zRk<wbr>ao-gyZC0&feature=youtu.be</wbr> [ ]</br></br> <br>he dun goof'd</br> <br>I just wanna fuckface that cutie on the pic</br> <br>wanna share?</br> This whole guys channel<br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=6UY<wbr>i1U227Y0</wbr> [ ]</br></br> <br>sure, once I'm finished</br> RARE CRINGE: https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=Ctp<wbr>y3-xb9sY</wbr> [ ] <br><br>lost, the ending got me.</br></br> Here is some fresh OC <br>That is a dude....</br> <br>remember /b/ros, you have options</br> MORE RARE CRINGE: https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=g5w<wbr>8T4q6RA0</wbr> [ ] reddit.com/r/all <br>That's fresh</br> Honestly, making fun of people with down syndrome in this way is kinda fucked up. <br><br>gtfo fag</br></br> good luck <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=gNQ<wbr>Qwg_CLts&index=68&list=LLuxpM2358uD<wbr>9w223KCprhPg</wbr></wbr> [ ]</br></br> <br>/b/ is not the place you're looking for. You should try >>/hm/</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=hvl<wbr>CN6C7RGQ</wbr> [ ]<br>Ill challange you to see the full video<br>Yhe fucking tiger has a motherfucking tie.</br></br> <br>i think hes upset</br> If you cant deal with the whole video just watch the ending. I will be worth it. <br>Well, no shit sherlock</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=gNQ<wbr>Qwg_CLts&index=68&list=LLuxpM2358uD<wbr>9w223KCprhPg</wbr></wbr> [ ] <br>Leave this place fuck boy</br> <br>If the dog could talk he would say help</br> <br>Where did you find this gem</br> <br> fuck boy <br><br>Now this is a true cringe thread</br></br></br> <br>wtf is this shit?</br> <br>pound sand into your vag</br> <br>Sumer fags can't quick link.<br/></br> <br>Sounds like https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=I0g<wbr>Xomy5Dxw</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>He has problems</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=Cfe<wbr>i3ZUcx-I</wbr> [ ] <br>Oh god why</br> <br>she's retarded and theyre both children.<br><br>how is this YLYL or cringe?</br></br></br> <br>ohhh I remember this...</br> <br>Jesus fuck that was a trainwreck, I could even improv a better set than that...</br> <br>i think this is just like, autism and mental illness manifest in a video game lobby</br> <br>this is gaye</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=ip1<wbr>SlWYgEng</wbr> [ ]<br><br>Stumbled upon this faggot. I can't tell which of his videos is the cringeworthiest. You can't pick a wrong one for this thread</br></br> <br>u fookin wot</br> <br>hahaha did a black guy write that</br> <br><br>back to /lgbt/ faggot.</br></br> <br><br>I can deal with it, cause MattyB gives me a boner of steel</br></br> <br>fucking kek, saved tbh</br> Jesus christ, these threads are just a bunch of youtube videos now. <br>MOOOOOOOOODS</br> <br> It's a joke. <br>done.</br></br> <br>i lost my shit at the part about the tongue and shoe... like.... wat...? lol.<br><br>this is painful to watch her</br></br></br> <br> video removed <br>good work /b/ros</br></br> anyone have that livestream video where the mom comes in and gets mad at the kid for playing when he said he was sick to get out of school? <br>This was really hard for me to watch</br> <br>It got removed</br> <br>the chronicles of an autist</br> <br>"Then I'm never going on the internet again!"<br>Why did he make it sound like a threat?</br></br> <br>I would still bang her.</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=ZyA<wbr>987aqXXs</wbr> [ ] abandon hope <br>Is summer almost over?</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=Frz<wbr>npmzZbPg</wbr> [ ]<br><br>Skip the video, go read the fucking comments</br></br> <br> 22:26 </br> <br>too long</br> <br><br>Classic. Everyone in that server wants to fuck her though, fucking white knights.</br></br> <br><br> Samefag detected </br></br> <br>32 sec. fuck me</br> <br>guy sounds like hes gagging on major cock</br> <br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=Yd<wbr>fkfy9V2yI</wbr> [ ] <br>Hey, it's MattyB!</br></br> Facebook fap thread!!! facebook com/ChelseaJadeCharlton?fref=ts Rate her /b/? <br>8/10</br> <br><br><br>Do you little faggots really jerk off to clothed girls that you know or actually could know? Because you can actually try to fuck her. Eva Longoria... unobtainable by most. These average looking 18 year old that you have their Fagbook to... probably not too hard to fuck.</br></br></br> <br>Does her ass bump her up any points at all?</br> dumb whore from my highschool <br>MORE PLS</br> <br>What the actual fuck</br> <br>moar pls</br> <br>want more?</br> <br>More?</br> <br>Same chick.</br> always... <br>omfg keep em coming bro</br> <br>Tanya is so fucking beautiful. It's insane.</br> <br>Do you have Anya's facebook?</br> <br><br><br>Would rail furiously with or without consent</br></br></br> <br>I agree. <br><br><br>No, sorry. Isn't she quite fat now?</br></br></br></br> <br>More of these 10/10 please !!!</br> Been fapping to my cousin quite a bit lately <br> pic related </br> <br>Love the feet.</br> <br>MORE</br> <br>MOREEE</br> moaaar So hot. <br><br/></br> <br>MORE GOD DAMMIT</br> <br>Sure...cousin and aunt. Rate?</br> <br>More?</br> <br>I saw the hotel room shoot and she was a little curvy, but not fat. That can look good on a girl.</br> <br>Her ass looks so good in that tight dress.</br> <br><br><br>Is this guy her bf?</br></br></br> <br>any more of her?</br> <br>I like ice cream too...</br> Rate <br>dunno, probably</br> <br>8/10<br>MORE !!!</br></br> <br>totally!! moree !!!</br> <br>were all of the models from vladivostok?</br> <br>awesome stuff man</br> <br>Yeah they seem to be.</br> <br>Tits aren't bad either.</br> <br>Looked better in pic 1.</br> <br>a little better?</br> <br>Zhenya turned just as hot as Tanya.</br> <br>Another for you</br> <br>Fucking faggot, what a waste of quads</br> <br>What about Katya?</br> <br>dunno. haven't seen her.</br> <br>fucking fuck me in the ass m8</br> <br>Really?</br> <br>This is Zhenya now. Fucking insane.</br> Thoughts on this cutie? <br>yess</br> got a lot more of her <br>Any tits?</br> <br><br>nope :(</br></br> Another one. Batter <br>Mmm yes.</br> <br>Marina or Mariana... the one with the really huge tits... has a few kids now. She still looks good.</br> <br>I've been blowing loads to her for years</br> I'd love to fuck these My love. <br>Anyone want more of her?</br> I always thought the phrase "I came buckets" was a gross exaggeration..... until I saw this last week. UNNNHHH!! <br> nice, more?</br> <br>HNNNNNNNG<br>FUCK</br></br> thoughts? <br>Yes plz. Dump everything!!</br> moar? <br><br>sorry guys, not actually friends with her, she's gf's cousin's friend. at least i can see her profile pics though. when she changed it to this, earlier this month... oh sweet jesus mail me a new 12-pk of boxers STAT.<br><br>pic related; what I'd like to do to her this very instant.</br></br></br></br> <br>hell yeah nigga</br> I would do naughty things to her ( Left ) <br>I would have sex with/10</br> <br>I know her.</br> <br><br>How's this?</br></br> <br>How's this?</br> so theres this chans with no mods, wat do?<br>b b c h a n n e t<br>2 1 c h a n c o m<br>76yrthgfb</br></br></br> <br>10/10<br> would impregnate </br></br> <br>Fuck yeah, I love this generation</br> <br>Yoooo does this girls name begin with a G + is she UK?</br> <br>Them's quints, m8<br/></br> got a couple more if interested <br><br>No that's not her name.</br></br> This girl goes to my school Help yourself to more /bradyn.burney<br><br>on the right</br></br> More? <br>MORE ASS!!</br> <br>Anyone like her?</br> http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ubzRPYCEk <br>more ass bro</br> Cont. from <br><span class="deadlink">>>628423422 <br> we're starting like this </br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>thats all of them make it OP!!</br> RED FLAGS FOR GIRLS<br><br> she has tattoos <br> she has piercings other than her ears </br></br></br> <br> you </br> Her dick is bigger than mine. she's fucked a nigger horsecock before Do we not care anymore?<br><br>Her twitter is public again:@pertusielloxo</br></br> who cares<br><br>this girl is much better, and shes 15</br></br> What in the fuck is a twitter <br>fuck I wish I could be this cool. I mean, I don't have a twitter, which is something, but not even knowing what it is? That's an incredible amount of cool</br></blockquote>][ Clothing Thread. Rate each other.<br>Pic related.</br> neckbeard tier laptop <br>template?</br> Sup /b/ I have a great idea for hands free orgasms. I'm going to listen to the same song every time I cum for a month or so, and by the end of it I should be conditioned to associate the song with my own orgasms, thus leading to me cumming hands free whenever I hear the song.<br><br>Thoughts? And also, what song should I pick?</br></br> <br>justin beiber</br> Ram ranch by Grant Macdonald Oh shit you're trapped within a mmorpg game. What class are you fated with? <br>I'm not a girl</br> roll how do you roll for this? rolling for onion knight Watermelon Wizard/Priest instead of Black Mage/White Mage <br>Your game is shit.</br> roolll gonna roll again can I be a class that isnt dressing to get raped? roll wat Roll Fukin weeb <br>Roll</br> check my 23 Knight all day son <br> FF fag </br> Roll <br><br>Cashing in dubs to reroll</br></br> whatever it is, im a qt grill roll i want a beer Whats a mmorpg? roll roll rollin whoorl Rollerino niggers Rull what's the point after I rolled? niggar roll roll Rollol <br>Eroll</br> Roll <br>rolling for squire or mimic</br> rolling for onion knight <br>Sir Davos is that you?</br> C'mon<br>60-64</br> Roll rolling ROLLLLLLLLLLLL Ролл, камрады. <br>I'm going to fuck everyone.</br> Rolling for da pussi rooling FF Tactics classes? Awesome! That's an MMORPG I'd play. <br>derf</br> ROLLING roll Rollin roll RRRRRRoll Rollin for a hot one <br>dubs</br> rollo rollinga 95-99 go I have rolio roll <br>Rolling for anything</br> <br>Cancer Lancer</br> rol That one Rollin for trips <br>That picture is Final Fantasy Tactics, fag.</br> Roll hitler roll Rollypolly <br>rooll</br> <br>Actually, rapists target submissive looking women and would probably be intimidated by this choice of dress. But in any case, you seem to have forgotten the number one cause of rape is rapists.</br> <br>wiazrd</br> roll wot get? Roll <br>Onion knight get</br> turnt af <br>reroll</br> Rolo <br>rollo</br> <br>Rawwaawwawaawwlin</br> pls be cool (I want a badass sword!) <br><br>Roll</br></br> FOR SKYRIM <br>rolling</br> <br>I'm playing Zen Archer</br> mimic pls why does one have a dildo on her forhead Monk want <br>dancer go</br> Roll Miserable whelp! roll I'm such a weeabo roll <br>Since this thread doesn't seem to be going the way OP intented, I guess I'll have to be the one to get the ball rolling. <br><br>So, the one I'd want to fuck the most, is definitely Onion Knight. Dancer is a close second, together with Dark Knight (obvi). I wonder just how dark she really is...</br></br></br> Rolololololling rawl Roll swxfdcghjkl Rollin roll for roll Rollerino Rolling :') rollin Dark Knight master race reporting in. roll <br>roll</br> <br>probably an onion knight because ive never heard of on before</br> rollin <br>Roll</br> rip in roll <br>rolling for chemist: guns and drugs</br> rollin rool roll, roll rollingin Roll <br>shit its the onion knight</br> <br>mimic get</br> forever roll rololoosl rollio <br>uh, are you sure this aint fuckin CoC or somethin?</br> <br>Thief stole my heart by geomancer makes me rock hard</br> rooooll Something cool please <br>just roll</br> roll for jesus Rol im already a wizard<br><br>:(</br></br> <br>fuck me</br> Roll rollerino roll rolll <br>Time to Weebaroll.</br> roll poo poo I dont know but i hope im the girl one!!!! weeb rolling roll ronin Theif get Rolling <br>rolling for mimic</br> rollin <br><br><br><br>rOoOoOoOoOoOoOlLlLlL xD xD<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br/></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> Roll <br>rollie pollie olie</br> meo bowlin rawl Roll trips lets go Let's see Give me lolicon dun Rerollando mambo rawlin roll 'rollin roll <br>This is true<br>Also rollin</br></br> <br>Roll ^_^</br> roll tide roomble le rowl and i roll <br>kek</br> Final Fantasy Tactics? Fucking 'ell I miss that game. <br>el rollerino</br> rawlin' <br>roll</br> dun dun monk get <br>anyone wanna team up with a thief?</br> rolling waifu ROLL Roll <br>Rolling for this shit</br> rolll Archer get Roll Rawlin rOll <br><br>Make way for the Onion Knight!<br><br> bows </br></br></br></br> <br>roll</br> Rollin <br>Rawl</br> pls no archer Rollin'! let's try it roll roll <br>Rolling</br> okay fags you know the drill sampler fi Rolll <br>rell</br> <br>Re rell again pls</br> <br>go</br> <br>Guys this was ez</br> <br>gogh</br> hoping <br><br>Re roll</br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>mein gott pls I just wanna piss off my friend</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>double doubles. winrar</br> <br>gggggggggg</br> <br>WINRAR</br> <br><br>Roll</br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>did i win?</br> <br>Die soon</br> <br><br>Roll again</br></br> <br><br>pld</br></br> kji <br>roll</br> <br>reroll</br> Roll! <br>kjklh</br> <br>Winrar</br> <br><br>Trips plz</br></br> <br>re-roll</br> op here<br>i'm making the picture, don't stop posting</br> <br>OFFBYONE</br> Yo OP can we get an update? <br>Roll for this!</br> <br><br>double doubles?</br></br> <br>reroll</br> Rollo <br>reroll</br> <br><br>Fuck!<br>Off by one<br><br>Re-roll</br></br></br></br></br> <br>wait, who's this cunt<br>i dont remember him</br></br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Rollin Rollin Rollin for it</br> <br>rull</br> <br><br>This</br></br> roll <br>Bam</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>winrar</br> <br>AYY</br> <br><br>Roll</br></br> <br>Ker-Nigger</br> <br>roll again</br> <br><br>Rolling</br></br> <br>rool</br> <br>For this</br> <br>he's from the tv spinoff they had</br> <br>for this</br> <br>Get some</br> <br>Rollio</br> <br><br>Plz winner</br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>you don't have to pretend to be different people when rerolling for your crap-assy submission, you faggot<br><br>it just makes you look worse, and everyone knows</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Why is this so hard</br> <br>rollerino</br> <br> :D </br> <br>Boom</br> <br>ROLL</br> Update on picture please op is gone <br>roll again cuz i got dubs</br> <br><br>AGAIN</br></br> <br>reroll</br> <br><br>Bump</br></br> current pic <br>again'</br> <br>It has to be</br> <br>lol you're such a faggot</br> <br><br><br>another pic for you mr. op</br></br></br> <br>noo offby1</br> <br>Reroll</br> ROLL <br>This fag got 47 add him to the picture</br> <br>reroll pls</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>rollin</br> <br>Reroll since someone got this get first</br> <br>So the story is about a fat white cop, a white kid with a lot of money and the head of the muslim brotherhood</br> <br>reroll</br> <br><br>Reroll</br></br> <br>Reroll</br> Fuck it, roll <br>Update it OP</br> <br>rolling for this</br> <br>Re roll</br> <br>rollings</br> You know what to do bitches roll Rollin Rollings rollingazzzzz meh want roll What should we do niggers?? I say we raid something Rollin'... I am intrigued to find my result. no point. shes an 8/10, slim young blonde. /b/ would immediately fall in love and it'd turn back on me.<br>hot grils > us.</br> We all jack off at the end of this hour at the same time. Roll! :D Reroll <br>so there should be war</br> I like bananas Rell <br><br>how the fuck are you gonna roll and not ask what you want<br>also<br><br>roll</br></br></br></br></br> I am your master. follow me into hell <br>ok and then?</br> <br>roll man i need it</br> <br><br>Fuck it ! Either we raid The Donalds social media or we raid Tumblr</br></br> <br>This should be fun.</br> <br>rollin</br> so close Rolle Rolling for the keks Nigga We raid /r/4chan with pictures this dog .... <br> has </br> 68 twice <br><br>COCKSUCKER</br></br> If 67<br>We raid OBAMA'S social media with porn of him</br> roll <br>pls</br> This was fun yesterday, for anyone who doesn't know we raided /r/anime with Back at the Barnyard <br>Rerawl</br> Rollin' Lets all kill ourselves and live stream it <br>roll</br> rollerino <br>spam statistics about race realism and gay adoption in huffingtonpost and buzzfeeds comment section</br> <br>say my name</br> 68 get... We shall rule.... <br>I dub thee 'puffball'</br> <br><br>OP here ... I know ! <br>Shit was hilarious !</br></br></br> roll We raid tumblr with the wisdom and power of the great Mr. Skeletal. Long live the calcium <br>Reeee</br> if get we raid /r/deathgrips reroll Rolllllll shieeeeeet We raid club penguin I say we bring back Wew Lad!! vocaroo of softkitty Roll <br>Rerolling for good bones</br> Rorr <br>ro</br> If 67, we raid MLP with gay porn and this dog Club penguin rade Reroll <br>rell</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>REROLL FOR WHAT NIGGER</br> Cunt (901) 747-4300 <br>*as</br> <br>lol</br> gets /b/ has their personal army <br> gets /b/ has their personal army <br> gets /b/ has their personal army <br> gets /b/ has their personal army <br> gets /b/ has their personal army </br></br></br></br> <br>WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU ROLLING FOR</br> Rolling for r/mylittlesupport group <br>winrar</br> <br>facepalm.</br> <br>WINRAR</br> <br>You fucking dumbass</br> <br>KEK</br> <br><br>WINRAR</br></br> <br>Rereroll. Calcium please</br> raid reddit with this image <br>too bad no one answered</br> <br>That's my number you Fuck!</br> <br>winnrar</br> add this guy on steam and be mean. steamcommunity.com/id/chickenpanda/<wbr></wbr> <br>Roll</br> <br>You faggot, jesus christ what a waste.</br> <br>LET THIS HAPPEN</br> <br>orders?</br> <br><br>OP here ... he fucked up. Next 67</br></br> MINE! <br>first order, nudeshop this</br> fuck the last winrar, he didn't say anything so if I get 67 we're raiding r/nfl with pics of Brett Favre's peepee (708) 429-3617<br>Ask for Battletoads</br> <br>THIS, you can do it /b/</br> <br>Real OP here wait for him to respons within the next 10 minutes first</br> <br>How long have you been waiting to use that image?</br> <br>REEEEEEE</br> <br>if 67 we raid the shit out of my ex I guess. Bitch mooched off me for half a year, left me when she paid out a loan she took out and her dad bought her a new car after selling me one with bad transmission. He claimed he didnt know it was broken despite the fact that hes a full time mechanic who works on cars 6 days a week.</br> <br>THIS</br> evry1 an her0 <br>rerol</br> <br/> <br>REEE</br> (402)-995-9064<br>ask for battletoads</br> Rolling to raid club penguin <br>I say we start a twitch raid.</br> <br>rerool</br> <br>NYPA</br> <br>Obviously</br> Let us all do the time warp <br>you guys are really bad at rolling, reroll</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>rerooll</br> <br> <br><br><br>Okay okay We raid reddit with pictures of beinses</br></br></br></br> <br>REEEE</br> Roll <br>Reroll</br> <br>CMON /b/</br> <br>Get back to 2003 you 15 year old girl</br> Le hack me personal army (561)-891-4028<br>It's a nigger who sucks at rapping, call or text him telling him to drop his mixtape already.</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>The last reroll. Please for the glory of Mr. Skeletal</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>CMON</br> <br>skeletor approves</br> RAID CLUB PENGUIN FAGGOTS Hi, newfags. Let me explain you how these threads work.<br><br>You'll shitpost until some loser finally roll a 67, therefore earning a personal army.<br><br>Since there are no more IDs, a random faggot will make a stupid request, like "lol, spamming youtube with RIP Freddy Mercurie", which none of you will do.<br><br>tl:dr : this is cancer</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>re</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>Harmless re-roll</br> <br>Re-roll</br> <br>rerollin dis</br> Whoever called the number<br>(708) 429-3617<br>Thank you, keep calling /b/</br></br> Rollio, also twitch raid a grill and ask her to flash us. <br>rerollll</br> <br>Reroll</br> Roolllllll <br>Summer fag detected. Using words like newfag and cancer</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU FAGGOT NIGGER</br> <br>67 guy here, trips presides over me</br> <br>WHST DO WE DO MASTER</br> <br>FOR WAT</br> <br>NOT AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT</br> <br>Roll for what?</br> <br>Fuck yea....wheres my army</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>I think trips deserves a couple calls, but I'm rerollin</br> <br>FUCK YOU</br> <br>reroll</br> <br>/B/ =/= /b/<br>shit thread</br></br> <br>An army</br> <br>reroll<br>also<br><br>fuck you</br></br></br></br> <br>This</br> <br><br>CALL THE NUMBER<br>TRIPS RULES<br>(708) 429-3617</br></br></br></br> <br>Inb4 not your personal army you shit</br> <br>Let's get this poster banned</br> Rolling <br>RERAWLIN</br> <br>REEEWEEEEEEE</br> Club penguin raid pls <br>Newfag</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Cmon</br> <br>REROLLL</br> Reroll <br>Reerolin</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>You know you want it. Rerolling</br> <br>reroorllr</br> We raid Donald trumps social media do it faggots ! How about we all pretend to be niggers <br>I SHALL ROLL FOR THIS</br> <br>These words have been used for years here, son.</br> <br><br>If 67, based mods ban these faggots</br></br> <br>roll for dis</br> <br>This one</br> <br>This deserves a couple calls</br> <br>THE SECOND FUCKING TIME THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FUCKING LOSERS</br> <br>rolling</br> <br>rollin</br> <br>I want this<br>Ask for BATTLETOADS</br></br> <br>Rellelelelelel</br> <br>Roll</br> <br>Reroll</br> <br>CALL FOR BATTLETOADS</br> roll <br>BATTLETOADS</br> <br>REEEEEEEEErollin</br> <br>rerrolliinngg</br> <br>Rerolling bc trips</br> <br>CMON BATTLETOADS</br> <br>pls</br> Here to get muh army. I want havoc Rolling to have anonymous arrested by the cyber police <br><br>REROLLLSSSS</br></br> <br>rerollinngngng</br> <br>FOR THE LULZ</br> <br>ROLL</br> Raid this thread with pic related. Muh army <br>r</br> <br>ROOOLLL</br> <br>Call this for battletoads my /b/ros</br> roll :^) we shall raid......Caitlyn Jenners Wikipedia,and social medias <br>Kek</br> <br>RERROLLLL</br> invade reddit with this picture if 67 no one can go on /b/ for 3 hours <br>BATTLETOADS <br>BATTLETOADS <br>BATTLETOADS</br></br></br> <br>YEYYSYSYSYSYYSYSSS</br> <br><br>Rolling !</br></br> <br>Wew lad</br> <br>Let's go niggas</br> <br>roll</br> <br>Fak u</br> <br>what have you done you faggot</br> <br>FUCK DED MAYMAYS</br> roll <br>sup /b/ros</br> WEW LAD <br>rolling. if get then send d pics to my gf and post results.<br><br>the_gymnast_sam</br></br></br> <br>Rolland pls</br> <br>WINRAR</br> <br>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT<br>WHY<br>WHY<br>WHY THIS<br>.....<br>wew lad</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>CMON /b/</br> <br>You just used the words "newfag" and "cancer" writing that. Ha. Get fucked</br> DDOS 4chan I love you Call 0833623355 shout at them for being a feminist WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW /b/ Idc<br>(708) 429-3617<br>Ask for BATTLETOADS</br></br> <br>Roll</br> <br>uh so hard</br> WEWLAD<br>E<br>W<br>L<br>A<br>D</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>wew</br></br> <br>OH FUCKING CMON<br>REEEEEEEEEEEE</br></br> <br>CMON</br> <br>timestamp or fake<br>grills dont go on /b/ especially cute ones</br></br> <br>rolleroni</br> <br> 4chan ddosing 4chan <br>holy shit</br></br> <br>summer here</br> Boob thread. <br>The fact that this is on it's way to 404 and there are no replies makes me sad, fucking /b/ is indeed full of faggots, bump</br> Bump you faggots <br>Let's do dis shit !</br> Keep em coming!! keep going <br>Name?</br> <br> bemoans lack of replies to tit thread <br> doesn't post tits <br><br>you fucking useless nigger faggot - you're the worst type of faggot too; the ones who come here going "boo hoo /b/ isn't like it used to be boo hoo" and then contributes absolutely fuck all.</br></br></br></br> Creepshot thread no porn webm thread? wtf? let's fix it! Bumping <br>lawd</br> <br>surprise bitch.. in your ass.</br> <br>Sauce pls?</br> itt: stupid children posting clips instead of going to a porn tube like the should have to begin with<br><br>literally Cancer: The Thread</br></br> <br>sauce?</br> <br>So hardcore, you're really showing them</br> <br><br>Typical reddit refugee response.</br></br> <br>so edgy i need stitches</br> <br>who is dis</br> <br>Even edgier</br> <br>whats her name ??</br> <br>is...is he retarded?</br> <br>says the newfag being offended with porn threads on /b<br><br>back to le 9gag</br></br></br> <br><br><br>Keep proving me right, kids.</br></br></br> <br>Its from James Deen Likes Butts 3</br> <br>Rachel Steel</br> <br>sauce</br> This is not the best cringe thread in the world. This is just a tribute. <br>Cringe? That dudes alpha af</br> I don't see how that is cringe. That's actually winning.<br><br>Now this is cringe.</br></br> <br>Well, fuck you too, anon.</br> <br>Totally alpha.</br> <br>But.. Homosexuality IS a sin.</br> <br>Alpha thread?</br> <br>besides that thats not cringe, its also fake</br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=5go<wbr>JybmiWu0</wbr> [ ]<br><br>I dare you to watch the whole thing</br></br> <br>Alpha thread?<br>Somebody set The Goose loose!</br></br> <br>His face reminds me of: https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=2OR<wbr>CnvGnaAM</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>Not cringe, Just fucking Hilarious. if this was a ylyl i would've lost of the first one fuck.</br> <br>Does jet fuel melt steel beams?</br> <br> please go away <br>my sides</br></br> <br><br>This would be cute if it was an anime and not a likely morbidly obese man with bad hygiene</br></br> <br>ALPHA NOT CRINGE<br><br>KNOW YOUR SHIT</br></br></br> <br>Kitty is alpha.</br> <br>Jesus Christ.</br> <br>This guy is my hero. Totally badass!</br> <br>Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no, no.</br> <br> real life version of actual people </br> friendzone spider <br>This girl is one of those I'm-too-nice-to-be-mean-so-I'll-end<wbr>-up-with-a-douchebag-who-beats-me types.</wbr></br> <br>best shutting down of a nice guy i've ever seen<br><br>Kitty rules</br></br></br> <br>bitter friendzone betafag detected</br> <br>I assume you've had similar experiences to fedora boy</br> <br>rekt</br> <br> morbidly obese <br><br>He was bulking bro, where are your gainz bro?</br></br></br> <br><br>No she's just not smart or wise enough to shut him down or tell him what her problem with him is. <br><br>He obviously doesn't understand that she's being dismissive</br></br></br></br> <br><br>Garlic dip gainz?</br></br> <br>"once I became college" kek</br> <br> now i lift </br> <br>That's not even a fucking suit, it's a fucking coat even I know that. I thought this was assumed knowledge for autists.</br> <br>Kinda a cunt<br>He deserves it but the "kitty got claws" thing pisses me off</br></br> <br>Can anyone find this guy on facebook?</br> <br>Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn</br> <br>when /mu/ has access to Facebook</br> <br>so many anons just don't seem to get how annoying it is as a woman to be approached by "nice guys"<br><br>must be so much worse now that fb is so huge and shit.<br><br>"friendzone" guys are worse. sure, it sucks if you don't get what you want, but just deal with it. she's not a "bitch" for not wanting to fuck you.<br> be beta <br> meet girl who actually talks to you/hangs out <br> crush on her <br> want more <br> she doesnt want more <br> OMG WHAT A BITCH <br> HOW DARE SHE LEAD ME ON <br>you know what's worse? finding out your friend only hangs out with you cause they hope one day you might slip them some poon<br><br>totally justified in being "kitty got claws" i say<br><br> btw not directed at you, just set me off on a rant <br><br>in conclusion, fuck "nice guys" and "friendzone" pussies.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>this cracked me the fuck up...</br> <br>cursory search turns up nothing.</br> <br>he actually knows the difference between a fedora and a trilby</br> <br>Yeah it's just really being a passive aggressive person labelled differently. Such facepalm of a person.</br> <br>what annoyed me the most<br><br> geoffry and legolas <br> geoffry <br> joffrey <br><br>hnnnng</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> This kid can't go fast enough <br>The issue with this situation is, you can just tell the dude to fuck off at the bat. Don't find out that the dude is stalking you then wait until you get in your new place THEN hit the dude with the text wall. Just tell him to fuck off immediately. Save everyone time.</br> I'm not from US and everytime I read a cringe thread I'm completely amazed by these weirdos. These guys with fedoras and anime fixations, thinking that wearing a oversized jacked and a cheap tie makes them "elegant" and shit. And the way they write, especially to girls, jesus. But I'm genuinely curious about the origin of this sad and depressing sub-culture. Any amerifat kind enough to explain it to me? this thread is cringe. need to feel better by making #034259o790257093725740579045 cringe thread? <br>you can really tell what kind of a person this kid is just by these few lines describing his family situation and his way of arguing</br> <br>Is this assburger?</br> <br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=53x<wbr>PXRmye2Y</wbr> [ ]</br> <br>I love it when you argue with someone and they have a go at you for using "lahh-di-dah" words or writing like an adult when you weren't even trying to impress anyone<br><br>It's like dude, wtf my writing/vocabulary is so basic</br></br></br> <br><br>That was a cringeworthy first post. Op is lame.</br></br> <br>I think she wanted to ask him who leaked her details.</br> <br>Do you think Jesse found that in a storage locker?</br> <br>these guys don't get the hint though. a simple "fuck off" and he would come back with something like "omg i'm so sorry, what did i do wrong? let me make it up to you" and it wouldn't end. we've all seen enough cringe convos to know betas will pull that shit</br> <br>well homosexuality being sin isn't opinion. it says so in the bible. so the real question is, are you christian.</br> <br><br>Doesn't the bible say homosexuality is a sin? What's the issue there?</br></br> <br>Oh god... here we go</br> <br> tropes <br>who the fuck did he message Kitty Sarkesian?</br></br> <br>Britbong here<br><br>we have them too. not so much bronies, trench coats, and fedoras, but "nice guys" are all over the world and take many forms.<br><br>i have one guy on fb feed who would fit so, so well into these threads, but every time i think about putting his shit on here i feel bad.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>WHAT IN THE FUCK<br><br>ho ho</br></br></br> <br><br>All music snobs are cringeworthy. If you're not a teenage girl talking to other teenage girls, nobody cares about your taste in music. Ever.</br></br> <br>average /pol/ user</br> <br>it's cringe that he does. fucking betas</br> <br>to accept homosexuality is to accept eating da poo poo</br> <br>ebin</br> <br>may i direct you to <br><br>I think you'll have a simply TERRIFYC TIME</br></br></br> <br>Of course not you fuckwit</br> <br> /pol/ raids other boards </br> <br> The first thing <br>I notice the mustache first, but I guess that's a little bit of an opinion. If that's what he sees first, fine.<br> Low IQ <br>Correct, but the same could be said for strong people. Balance would be needed if we wanted to breed humans like animals, which isn't to smart. Let natural selection do the job for us<br> Sin <br>Correct.<br><br>All technically correct in one form or another. If he didn't wear the trillby, he would be a pretty normal dude</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=9A8<wbr>rRVsf_00</wbr> [ ] <br>(lol)</br> https://m.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=3wEE6<wbr>i5QA4c</wbr> [ ]<br> the rest of the videos on the channel are pretty cringy as well </br> <br> Doesn't the bible say homosexuality is a sin? <br><br>I have no fucking idea. Like I've seen people arguing about wether or not it's in there ALL THE FUCKING TIME!<br><br>Let me reiterate, they were not arguing about the interpretation of some bible passage, they were arguing about wether or not the passage actually exists at all. Like jesus someone must have actually READ the bible right? It's not some mythical document that wee only have second hand accounts of, they're in every fucking hotel room. IS it in there or not?</br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Beta detected</br></br> <br>sure as shit they like to think that about themselves</br> <br>Straight alpha</br> <br>That's fucking gold</br> too much talk. not enough cringe<br><br> HI BABY GIRRRL ;) XD :P <br><br>https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=0f_<wbr>ec37PXNQ</wbr> [ ]</br></br></br></br> <br><br>More like "nice guy". As with all nice guys, this dude is just a creepy asshole.</br></br> <br>hahaha source?</br> <br><br>She is being VERY clear.</br></br> <br>lost</br> <br>dead snow 2</br> <br>sauce?</br> <br><br>She was being pretty clear, dude.</br></br> <br> lel tropes isn't a real word <br> Le Jewkeesian uses it like a may may xDDDDD </br></br> <br><br>These posts are the most cringe in the thread holy fuck you cunts have no hope. You could at least learn what not to do from these threads.</br></br> <br>I'm pretty sure bible readers select which elements of the bible they base their life on, so I find it hard to give that as a reason even if you're christian</br> <br>Atlantafag reporting in<br><br>It's just guys raised to believe if you're polite, you'll get what you want, as far as like asking your parents for candy or whatever. They don't get that it doesn't work that way with women. As for bronies, nah, I got nothing for you</br></br></br> <br>So not reading a fucking bible is cringe? Why the fuck would I sit down and read an entire fucking bible? I don't even go to church.</br> <br/> <br><br>Ugly fat nerds think if a girl talks to him, it's love. Then he smothers her with creepy attention until she has to set him straight. He then proclaims he is a nice guy and she is a cunt.<br><br>I think the whole friendzone thing is a fat desperate nerd thing.</br></br></br></br> <br> protip: most people who go to church haven't read the bible </br> The atheist gamer on YouTube is great for cringe, watch the video where he says he shits himself https://www.<span>youtube.com/watch?v=X-x<wbr>oXbhnFHY</wbr> [ ] <br>Yeah, I noticed.</br> <br> implying you want a highly intelligent, super strong work force <br>It's not correct at all. If you're going to do eugenics, at least think of the big picture. Imagine you're ruling from your genetically superior superfortress, getting the "lower class" ubermensch to do all the manual labour. If they're smart, they'll be able to overthrow you and give themselves rights.<br>That's not good at all, now is it, Mr. Smartypants?<br><br>What you want is create different breeds of humans. The workers would be weak willed, slow-witted hulks who can follow orders. The smartest workers/best leaders would be put into positions of management over the other workers. <br>The hyperintelligent "uber-ubermensch" would be the ruling class. They wouldn't do physical work, and they'd be smart enough to keep the workers in check, while at the same time maintaining the social order that they have worked so hard to create. They would be the benevolent oligarchs of this genetic paradise, the scientists and great thinkers.<br><br>The Workers provide for the Thinkers and the Thinkers provide the Workers with technology and innovation.<br><br>You could have other breeds as well, specially bred for different tasks. Perhaps amphibious ultra-mexicans that can perform underwater construction work for minimum wage. <br><br>Git gud, scrub.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>But if you're not a Christian, why care what they consider sin?</br></br> <br> Ugly fat nerds think if a girl talks to him, it's love. Then he smothers her with creepy attention until she has to set him straight. He then proclaims he is a nice guy and she is a cunt. <br><br>I've never seen it explained so well and in so few words. Good job, anon<br><br>I have an ex-friend who would systematically do this to every girl who spoke to him. It was astonishing. He would also get so fucking buttmad if you told him to chill. One time we were out, and there was this lesbian couple with us, and he started trying it with one of them. I could not fucking believe it. She said "Jacob, in case it wasn't obvious enough, I'm gay. And you just made me gayer." From then on she was a "harpy bitch". Later on another girl in our friendship group didn't respond well to his groping, so she was an "ice queen residing in her ivory tower and looking down on us mere mortals. Bitch"<br><br>I'm not friends with him anymore. Fuck that guy</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> ice queen residing in her ivory tower and looking down on us mere mortals </br> <br> cont. <br><br>I should also add he's fat and ugly. Like, objectively ugly.</br></br></br> <br><br>But he is a nice guy. Why wouldn't you hang with him?<br><br>The lesbian part made me laugh.</br></br></br></br> <br>I totally nailed it!</br> <br><br>Seriously, I can never understand how bronies are even a thing and how new people decide to join the movement. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and they all show it off proudly.</br></br> <br>All that aside, he was generally unbearable. Like I said, he was easily butthurt. Any time you disagreed with him about anything he'd ragequit the social event and write on his blog about how the world is fucked up and he's an unappreciated genius. If I hadn't met him when I was like 12 but as an adult instead I never would have gotten close to him. Such a difficult human being</br> <br>Those skinny jeans tho</br> <br> I think the whole friendzone thing is a fat desperate nerd thing <br>yeah it pretty much is</br></br> <br>Interestingly enough this is the same "It's not my skill that's holding me back, it's my team" mentality. It's just blatant delusion at this point.</br> <br>kek</br> <br> alpha as fuck <br>apparently having a girlfriend makes you 'alpha as fuck'. well maybe it does to a kissless virgin like anon here</br></br> <br>This. Fucking this, we're all raised at some point believing that manners and politeness will win us everything, me included. Thing is once you go into real life you realize that's bullshit, I assume those "nice guys" are people whose parents overprotected them.<br><br>Bronies per se are uncommon here (Mexico) although I know a guy who likes it, so I guess it has to do with the US being the main audience. It is fairly popular with little girls here</br></br></br> <br> mfw when I accidentally do this and I know it's a problem but I can't stop myself </br> <br>I meant balance as in strong and smart people, separately. We have had millions of years to evolve and what not, I think that what we have now is fine. There's no point in making a sci-fi movie out of our world.</br> <br>This, but as another anon mentioned they take on the guise of various characters<br> catcalling niggers <br> stalker basement dwellers <br>It's all the same. Idiots think the world owes them something.</br></br></br></br> <br>Literal autism</br> <br>It's extremely, extremely rare. 99.9999% of Americans aren't that fucked up. <br><br>Now the SJW and Jesus-loving redneck biggots, well those two groups are a little more prevalent. But the real creepy, weeabo anime fedora wearers are rare sightings. They're probably largely shut-ins too so you only see them online or very rarely. You're not going to walk into a bar on a Friday night and see some MLP lover with his mare fuck pillow. Most Americans are pretty damn normal.</br></br></br> <br>Why</br> <br>He's not cringeful<br>Everybody is just jealous of his tie.</br></br> <br>I couldn't even finish reading it. <br><br>Why? Why is this a thing?</br></br></br> <br>b-b-but mommy said she would buy me a wife ;-;</br> <br><br>I was eating when I opened that, now I have zero appetite. Fuck.</br></br> <br>That's not even a trilby</br> <br> My foreskin makes my penis look like an animal <br>Top kek<br><br>I thinks satire though, the flirty makes no sense half the time, hammer is how would your rate sex chances</br></br></br></br> <br>i only laughed because a nigger 'died'</br> <br>Lack of socialization as a kid and fairy tales.</br> <br>There is no way a human bean made this deliberately, purposefully...</br> <br> two irons </br> <br>fucking like rabbits.gif</br> <br>I don't go around complaining or saying it's the girl's fault but I get attached rather quickly and probably start getting creepy at some point. It's like an automautism.</br> <br>You're not doing it accidentally. The truth is you feel an unwarranted sense of self importance deep down that pisses everyone else off.</br> <br>Yes?</br> <br><br><br><br>But the fact is that these retards are everything but "nice guys", they're arrogant pricks, like this one who call the girl's best friend a douchebag, thinking he is so elegant. Jesus now I understand all the spree killers you have over there, you should have more.</br></br></br></br> <br>retard</br> <br><br>I can't see how this is fake</br></br> <br>go see a shrink<br> btw its mommy issues </br></br> <br><br>Stop that. Have you ever claimed to be friendzoned?</br></br> <br>Human bean<br> bean </br></br> <br><br>you never know with the human beans</br></br> <br>His come back sure was thou</br> <br>What is this?</br> This bread. <br><br>Oh yes. Anyone who is a decent person doesn't go around telling everyone he is a nice guy. Only creepy assholes do that.</br></br> <br>Don't worry anon that's just the phase of life where you learn the difference between infatuation and love. It's normal, and you'll make uncomfortable mistakes on the path to maturity.<br><br> highschool <br> be awkward homo <br> become friends with really cute and sincere guy <br> work up courage to ask him out <br> autistically make him cookies and then ask him out instead of just asking him <br> "uhh... I think I'm too lazy to date anon." <br><br>He let me off easy but god damn is that embarrassing. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Who the fuck has two irons?<br><br>Irons aren't defibrillators.</br></br></br> <br>a metaphor</br> <br>Wow.</br> <br>Well yeah, no argument there. It's just that i see so many people praising a guy with a GF as 'alpha af'. It's getting annoying</br> Let me teach you son.<br><br>Without your foreskin you are sacrificing valuable nerve ends which would be normally connected to the tip.<br><br>Without these the response in the head is limited, thus the sensation is weakened.<br><br> chore <br>Takes 2 seconds to wash and when its erect it pulls back itself.<br><br> americans believe that if you have a cut dick you are immune to STDs <br><br>You are literally the most retarded country in the world, just by buying that made up fact.<br><br>http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/b<wbr>oyle6/<br><br>read em and weep</br></br></wbr></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>actually its original purpose was to enforce celibacy by making it less pleasurable. now its main purposes is "look how pretty his little cut cock will be", mo money for dr.sheckels, and i've heard its used in creams of some kind</br> Hello faggots. Today is the day we are all gonna know the truth. Cut or uncut? Of course the majority of people already know the truth but for the butthurt minority who can't accept it, here are some facts.<br><br>1: Cumdumpsters enjoy uncut cocks more than cut cocks.<br>Source: http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean<wbr>/408/60750.html<br>http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy<wbr>/ohara/<br><br>2: Fapping feels better.<br>Source: http://www.cirp.org/pages/anat/<br><br>3: Circumcision sensitivity.<br>Source: http://www.livescience.com/1624-stu<wbr>dy-circumcision-removes-sensitive-p<wbr>arts.html<br><br>4: Despite the reduced sensitivity, cutfags last just as long as uncutfags when fucking.<br>Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/<wbr>10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/ab<wbr>stract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9<br>A6D724B4E3606446784E.d03t01<br><br>5: Cutfags have a more difficult time fapping.<br>Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/<wbr>10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/ab<wbr>stract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9<br><br>Which was the reason it was promoted in the USA.<br>http://english.pravda.ru/science/he<wbr>alth/27-03-2006/77873-circumcision-<wbr>0/<br><br>6: Increases erectile dysfunctions.<br>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/e<wbr>ntrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_u<wbr>ids=14979200&dopt=<br>Abstract|<br><br>7: If too much skin is removed in circumcision, it can make the cock smaller since the dong needs some skin to expand during an erection:<br>http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%<wbr>20Scrotal%20Surgery/buried_penis.ht<wbr>m<br>http://www.drgreene.com/azguide/inc<wbr>onspicuous-penis<br><br>8: Circumcision does not lower chance on AIDS.<br>http://www.circumstitions.com/HIV.h<wbr>tml#contrary<br>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2209675<wbr>8/</wbr></br></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br></br></br></wbr></br></wbr></br></br></br> <br>This is true</br> <br>9: Circumcision is more hygienic.<br>Partially true. But who the fuck doesn't clean their dick? It's a three second job you do when you shower so this is not a valid argument. Stop being a lazy nigger.<br><br>10: Circumcised foreskin sold to cosmetic manufacturers for profit:<br>http://voices.yahoo.com/human-fores<wbr>kins-big-business-cosmetics-201840.<wbr>html<br><br>11. Erectile dysfunction 4.5 times more likely to occur if you're circumcised<br>http://www.thewholenetwork.org/14/p<wbr>ost/2011/08/does-circumcision-cause<wbr>-erectile-dysfunction.html<br><br>12. Stanford's school of medicine list of circumcision complications (including infection, haemorraging, skin-bridging, phimosis, amputation and death):<br>http://newborns.stanford.edu/CircCo<wbr>mplications.html<br><br>13. German court says religious circumcision of infants is a crime:<br>http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne<wbr>ws/breaking-news/german-court-bans-<wbr>religious-circumcision/story-e6freu<wbr>z9-1226410459773</wbr></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></wbr></wbr></br></br></br></br></br> <br> Caring what girls think about how your dick looks <br><br>How much a beta feminist cuck are you?</br></br></br> you forget that on every single back stroke your disgusting grubworm skin flap.covers the glands and youre fucking your own skin instead of anything else <br>m8 thats copypasta. are you dense?</br> Inb4 americunts defend dick mutilation <br> being this upset <br> doesnt know how a penis works <br><br>Read some links son</br></br></br></br> <br>ive seen it plenty of times in porn..uncut guy pulls out and the skin is covering his glands..sure there are grubworm flaps of all different sizes but I'm willing to bet this is mostly the case</br> <br> reads the first link-name <br> instant butthurt <br><br>Ofc you care, otherwise you wont get any.</br></br></br></br> <br>I''m getting circumcised tomorrow morning.<br>Fucking phimosys.<br>28/M</br></br></br> <br>The penis has moving parts though, it's not a dowel. That's the proper mechanics of the penis. This is why circumcised men need lube to fap and have sex; their penis is broken.</br> <br> porn <br> truth <br><br>Pikk one</br></br></br></br> <br>Virgin detected. <br><br>Girls care way more about how ugly their pussies are then about what a guys dick looks like</br></br></br> <br>never used lube to fap how many cut guys do you watch fap?</br> <br> doesnt know how to use soap <br> faps 10 times a day <br><br>What did you expect was gonna happen?</br></br></br></br> <br>Get steroid creams instead. There are non surgical options</br> <br>I bet you've rubbed yourself raw before</br> <br>hardcurr brah bruh</br> <br>try spelling pick correctly and you will be taken more seriously... and where else are you going to see a large amount dicks without going to the gay clubs like you</br> <br>Ive had plenty of sexual encounters.<br><br>Ive also gotten a lot of compliments which further boosted my ego.<br><br> she likes it <br> I like that she likes it <br> enjoy it more <br><br>How much of a virgin are you?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> fucking your own skin <br>so, if I fuck your lady with my uncircumcised dick... she's not really cheating, cause I'm really just "fucking my own skin"?</br></br> <br> doesnt lurk enough to understand internet lingo <br> thinks hes smart <br><br>Oh boy..</br></br></br></br> <br>its a muscle massage what kind of idiot applies friction on just the skin..everyone needs lube for that...you're telling me foreskin drenches you in enough lube to actually stroke the skin yeah no..what you're doing is rubbing the grubworm flap on the head</br> ITT filthy snood-wavers bragging cuz their parents were too poor to buy the snip for their tip. <br><br>enjoy your smegma palguebringers, youll not be getting any quality white pussy with that repulsive earthworm covered in rotting jism, piss and handlotion.</br></br> <br> he misspelled a word <br> I called him a faggot <br><br>mom I won at the internet again</br></br></br></br> <br>this is true. I've been with 57 women. Most of them went out of their way to say they have changed their opinion to favoring uncut.<br>Pic Related-mine</br></br> Fat girls thread<br><br>All sizes welcome!</br></br> Weird body, sexy as fuck tho <br>S1272. Bucket-o-photots .com/user/kjp911/library/</br> <br>The link does no work?</br> I'm in love with a girl <br>photobucket</br> <br><br>why would someone take so much selfies with almost no change in expression?</br></br> <br>Photobucket then the user etc.</br> <br>The child makes it awkward as fuck</br> <br>No clue. But you see it all the time. <br>Better question is why would they save all of them?<br>She sounds good when she cums though. The rest is... Meh.</br></br></br> <br>I thought that also. Make a new folder at least!</br> <br>she looks like that fat guy from game of thrones</br> Pic of my ex. Is this thick beauty welcome? <br>Looks nice, got more?</br> <br>Dem Tits doe...</br> <br>I just wanna spread those fat thighs and eat her out for lunch<br>Love the tattoo, too. More?</br></br> <br><br>Wow those are epic tits.</br></br> <br>Not the same girl but similiar</br> <br>Seen this pic before, still have to fap every time</br> <br>Fuck yeah anon</br> <br>100% breeding ready!</br> <br>Any nudes?</br> <br>I want to lie my head in her lap and start suckling.</br> <br>nah don't have sorry</br> Soft belly <br><br><br><br>Non-nude</br></br></br></br> <br><br><br>Redhead + curves. Like her a lot anon!</br></br></br> <br>Had this pic saved for ages, fapped to it loads. Great to have more of her!</br> <br>Wouldn't mind being inside amy schumer</br> <br>nothing worse than a fat bitch with small tits</br> <br>Can we get more?!</br> <br>Mmmmm</br> <br>different version</br> <br><br>No-one interested in her?</br></br> nobody likes this fat slut?<br><br/></br> <br>I love her figure, but it could use a wee bit more fat.<br>still nice tho!</br></br> <br>I agree. Her weight fluctuates a lot, and she doesn't like taking pics when she's bigger. She's missing out on what makes her hot.</br> <br>damn. that is mind-blowing. not even a tit man, but her tits make me drool.</br> <br>Those stars look really cute.<br>She has a great figure for weight</br></br> <br>Yeah, she's pretty much all ass, hips, belly & tits.</br> is there a site that hosts quality knot vids? motherless use to be my kingdom, but they removed all the goods. <br>Those tits though...</br> <br>You are lucky anon</br> <br>Would totally bang the shit out of her</br> <br>Thanks!</br> <br>Love this broad ass</br> Any tips on fucking a fat girl, by tips i mean something like how can i doggystyle a a fat girl as they have so thick thighs my dick wont even reach pussy <br>Forgot pic</br> <br>Nice one. Got a thing for stockinga</br> <br>Spread the legs out. Make her bend over.<br>But either the legs are way to big or your dick is too small.</br></br> <br/> <br><br>That deeeeeeeefinitely looks like someone I know</br></br> <br>My god, I would lift her skirt up and bury my face in her ass.</br> <br>Never fucked a fat girl, just wondering and im 6 inches</br> <br><br>What the fuck happened to her? I haven't seen her around in ages</br></br> <br>Unless they are extremely obese your dick should fit in easily.</br> <br>this is the reason why negros have more specimen with larger dicks. without them they would have never been able to reproduce with those giant assed fat belly hos dem niggas have</br> <br>who is this?</br> <br><br><br>she looks exactly like cherry poppens, one of my fav pornstars.</br></br></br> <br>Well if she is from maple syrup land, then is prob is the same chick</br> <br>She's been streaming League and shit on Twitch lately. Not sure if she still cams.</br> <br>Nice. What name does she use?</br> My ex, want moar? <br>You can find it easily by reverse-googling the image I posted </br> Tall girls thread? Tall girls thread. I want her to rape me. <br>wow... nice</br> Tall and pretty is rare? <br>Holy fuck...</br> <br>shes standing on something you fucking retards</br> <br>she is not tall, look at her legs</br> <br>What makes you think she's tall? I mean, she looks good and all but..</br> no pics? The fuck <br><br>Sad/true</br></br> It snu snu time 5'8 and I just want a tall girl to rape me Death by snu snu <br>did you just mirror the op you fucking neanderthal?</br> <br>I want enter in her vault</br> <br>noice</br> <br>no OP mirrored me dumbass. That is the original orientation.</br> <br>murder</br> <br>man... i would slap that pussy</br> tall enough to reach the top of a car. count it. <br><br>more? who is she?</br></br> I love tall girls but you're a faggot <br>got the rest of that set?</br> <br> back dimples </br> <br>damn thanks! keep them coming if you have more! how tall is she?</br> <br>More of her?</br> <br>she's not that tall unfortunately . See </br> she is still tall and very well preportioned. <br>do you know her or did you just snag the set? ive not seen it before</br> <br>What exactly do you gain by posting this</br> <br> not knowing what reaction images are for. </br> <br>welcome to 4chan, summerfag</br> <br>I've been here since 2006 <br><br><br>That's not what I'm asking, I'm asking why he feels the need to display his appreciation for a naked girl on 4chan. I'm genuinely curious as to what he is gaining when he does this.</br></br></br></br> <br>My girlfriend is 5'11, that do anythign for you fuckers?</br> <br>yeah post nudes</br> <br>yes</br> <br> says he's been here since 2006 <br><br>if you have been here that long you would know the answer to your question. Or you are just that dumb.</br></br></br> <br>No need to get defensive, I just want to know. You still haven't answered me.</br> <br>are you one of those fucking really autistic cunts that questions EVERYTHING people do?<br>Like the kind of autist who doesn't understand how people work or whatever? Fuck sake you massive fucking nerd</br></br> <br>I've been here since 2002</br> <br> been here for almost 10 years <br> this autistic about posts <br>welp, I guess oldfags really are the crazies that made this place.</br></br></br> <br>You must be fun at parties, if you were invited to them</br> <br>not posting nudes but congrats on dubs<br><br>cool</br></br></br> <br>Sause?</br> <br> girlfriend is 5'11 <br> won't poast nudes let alone proof <br><br>yes anon, i too have a girlfriend that is 5'11</br></br></br></br> Mfw I have a chance of finding a 6'5" qt3.14 I can share my 6'7" seed with. <br>Are you the question police? Everyone is different. I've never seen so many people fly off the handle for something so innocent as curiosity into the reasons behind posting.</br> For you <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>how tall is she ?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>it's not even a bragging thing for me. how is that a bragging thing to say.<br>"hey man yeah banged this chick that was 5'11 man whoaaah nice right bro"<br>like nigga i was just asking if you guys thought that was cool</br></br></br> <br>you've never seen people at all because you don't go outside</br> <br>fagit. <br>it shows appreciation to the poster who took time out of his day to give us lovely pictures.</br></br> <br>yes, you posting your girlfriend's height on /b/ is very cool</br> <br>The answer could be different for different people. Why are you so mad at a a question?</br> omg she's so tall she's almost taller than the mirror!!!! <br><br>in the spirit of OP's pic.</br></br> tall girl thread <br> not posting alison tyler <br> shiggy diggy <br><br>she's near 6 feet tall</br></br></br></br> <br>Next to Jonny Sins she looks just like any other pornstar</br> <br>she bangs other dudes you mong</br> <br>Briannnnnnnne</br> <br>i thought it was cool! <br>i dated a girl for 5'11'' <br>still my favorite gf ever. and so hot. but she had a kid and i never could get over that...</br></br></br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>This is why you hate yourselves. You think everything that is said is hate speech.</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Yeah, but I "borrowed" a Brazzers account, and Sins is in alot of films so I used him as a relatively known marker.</br> <br>i don't hate my self. In fact I fucking love my self. But sometimes i get bored at work and like to fuck with you faggits.</br> <br>surprised you've been here since 2006 with all that butthurt. you asked a dumb question, expect those sort of replies on /b/</br> <br>That's interesting</br> <br>Sorry thought this was a small door tread</br> <br>why, was the kid too tall to get over?</br> <br>and pacman is even shorter LOL</br> <br> dumb question <br><br>You only think it's a dumb question because you know you're an idiot, hate yourself, and think everyone else must be as dumb as you. That's called projection, whether you like it or not. I could have planned the whole fucking thing out and now you're getting playing into my hand. I didn't, but you're stupid enough to attack me thinking you're above me.</br></br></br> <br>Don't get mad that you followed the mob into realizing you're retarded.</br> How tall of a girl would you guys date? If you're already in a relationship, do you wish she were taller? <br>haha! <br><br>i just don't want kids. i never have.</br></br></br> <br>Im glad i wasnt the only one thinking that. I would definitely let her customize my vault and care for my dwellers.</br> <br>I know what you're doing, why don't you just admit you fucked up because you're stupid? You don't need to get mad at me, it really isn't helping you.</br> What are you're thoughts on this family? <br> when you land on boardwalk and lose all your money </br> <br><br>Technically they are right. <br><br>If you posted any 14 year olds tits, its sexual in nature. Because 14 year old tits are fucking sexy to most guys.<br><br>But that thing isnt human. Its not sexy to anyone except perhaps the most deparaved people on /b/</br></br></br></br></br></br> What conspiracy theories do you believe ? Part Two <br>Well, tell me.<br><br>I'm not entitled to tell if you're right or wrong, I just say that medicine is a complex enough topic that we should definitely let the doctors handle.<br><br>Are you a doctor ? You sound incredibly plebeian, actually.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>You could definitely argue that it has purposes such as population control. Afterall, the world is growing at a deadly alarming rate.<br> There was 1.6 billion people on earth in 1900 </br></br> JFK was shot twice by Lee Harvey Oswald and on the third time a secret service agent pulled an AR-15 and accidentally shot him a third time, causing his head to explode. no greentext thread<br>greentext thread!</br> any stuff like this?<br>b getting suprised?</br> </blockquote>][ what should i make her do? <br><br>Put a dildo herself with her face in the pic.</br></br> Sharpie in pooper? <br>lose weight</br> Post the actual pic, not a screenshot. Also, time stamp in your "send" box <br>this.</br> <br>/thread</br> <br>Thirded</br> <br>this. deepthroat something. tell her to put mascara on and then get it runny. thatll be hot</br> <br>fourtheded</br> Sharpie in pooper boobs <br>Shoe on head.</br> Where's her asshole? Am I looking at this pic wrong or what the fuck? lose weight <br>lose weight apparently</br> <br>buried deep in the folds of fat</br> Confirmed whale.<br><br>Why do you think she just has a picture of her face OP.<br><br>No one wants this shit,</br></br></br></br> Gag herself with her pissed in knickers (panties) White Knight Win<br><span class="deadlink">>>631002191 </br> WHOOOOA, I AM FRIENDS WITH NICOLE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! <br><br>just post more of her</br></br> <br>go on...</br> Make her suck your dick Ryan! DO IT RYAN <br>ftw, post her fb id</br> <br><br>texting her now</br></br> <br>why?</br> <br>GG</br> <br>Kek'd & rekt <br>Post screens please</br></br> <br> IT <br>Just found OP too. Dead easy. Should hide names better Ryan. I'm on the Wirral. Would be comedy to have mutual friends</br></br> <br>At least wait for OP to deliver</br> <br>what about the 2nd girl in the chat op?</br> <br><br><br><br><br>no reply yet. sent her a screenshot of the fb post.</br></br></br></br></br> His and her t shirts and your posting her fanny over the net.<br><br>She'll be chuffed.</br></br> <br><br>winrar</br></br> <br>vote for donald trump. for teh lulz.</br> <br>Ryan Fitzgerald</br> <br>The athleet?</br> Is that even a pussy? I'm not sure what I'm looking at here No problem Nicole Carroll<br>that is the grill in pic</br> fb link: /ryan.fitzgerald.9655 <br>Kanker</br> Poor a bucket of water on her and call greenpeace <br>Kanker</br> That was the moment, OP realized, he fucked up. Found him and the girl /b/ros<br>/ryan.fitzgerald.9655<br>/nicole95williams<br><br>Do as you will</br></br></br></br> <br><br>Oboy we got OP's name? WAT DO? :)</br></br> Send him semi boner pics Toasting in epic bread <br>gj sherlock, after everything was posted already</br> <br>"Heeft een relatie"<br><br>kek.</br></br></br> I bet Nicole would love to know that the internet is seeing her pussy anyone message her yet? lol op is retart <br>It's easier then having to look it up yourself fuckhead</br> <br><br><br><br><br><br>And that was the moment after which their relationship would never be the same. Ryan betrayed Nicole's trust.</br></br></br></br></br></br> Haha book mark op's fb this and come back in a week this faggot is gonna get dumped so hard <br><br>i have already done it for u /B/ros</br></br> <br>Nah. Felt harsh. She is on holiday and bought Ryan a his and hers t shirt set. Would spoil the moment</br> Normshits, when will they learn? <br>Pics</br> <br>you are doing gods work<br>keep us updated with response</br></br> <br>Pics or it didn't happen</br> <br> what should i make her do? <br>How about break up with you because you've violated her trust, douche? There's gonna be some blowback on this one, friend.</br></br> pls respond <br><br/></br> Well i dunno if anyone wrote to his GF yet but i did she is well informed of the situation <br>send her the pic op posted of the convo</br> <br>and now we wait for shit to hit the fan</br> This thread. <br>everybody already did</br> <br>ah come on<br>errytime something fun happens a whiteknight appears</br></br> How the fuck do you find facebook profiles so quickly? <br>Lurking</br> <br>that's what i'm trying to figure out. I need /b/ to teach me the ways</br> <br>mustard gas meme</br> <br>This isn't whitekinighting this is simply trolling a troll. Fucking faggots everywhere. This is infinitely funnier and actual degrades the woman more.</br> topkekm8 <br>I found the name and then scrolled through profile pics. Dont know if there is a faster way</br> <br>OP is shit at masking names in chat.<br>Find the friends find the girl.</br></br> Don't mind me toasting on a potentially epic bread <br>We aren't good people here</br> <br> degrades the woman more <br>listen boy im here for the tits. who cares about degrading someone? is this like a thing now?</br></br> <br>Lel<br>Life=ruined<br>WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!?!</br></br></br> <br>Introduction to hacking first semester MIT</br> <br>All i saw was this</br> <br><br><br><br> yep now we wait still no reply <br> because OP did not hide his shit well enough that's why it was so easy <br> lurking like a god <br> no white night im doing my deeds as ha i just fucked up ur shit OP </br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br> spoonfeeding </br> I'd like to thank the mods for exposing this misogynistic OP. Im going to screenshot this and hopefully gain a few followers and notes on Tumblr. I can't believe 4chan is finally on the side of feminist and exposing this scum men that betray women. <br>this is actually more funny then op's post</br> <br>Oh yes, i believe that could be handy<br>Thank you :*</br></br> <br>troll harder</br> <br>OP is from Skem.<br><br>His life was already ruined</br></br></br> <br> you are a fucking fag </br> <br>nice b8 m8<br>kill yourself fucking faggot</br></br> <br><br>Dat stinky, tasty bait</br></br> <br>This. It would have taken another 10 seconds to mask them properly but no.</br> <br>Nah, its just that fucking with people and distroying their lives is far more entertaining then asking for nudes.<br><br>We do this shit for teh luls</br></br></br> <br>is this real life or op just got cucked?</br> the moment you relies you msged them on you'r main account<br> shit may have fucked up <br> shit might of fucked up more than OP <br> RIP me </br></br></br> <br> look mom i am anonymooose xDDDD </br> <br>dis girl is freakin out on op right now<br><br>op is now single.</br></br></br> Kip of that wool as well.<br><br>No-one will know what that means unless they're from Merseyside.<br><br>So OP is this girls now-ex?<br><br>Wonder what she done to get him pissed:<br><br>Reckon she was playing the skin-flute when she was abroad?</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>keep going</br> <br>Send her the pic!</br> Please /a/rchive for further use <br>This just got interesting.</br> <br>Saying prayers my friend</br> Awyeah we're live <br>she has already been sent the pic u dumb shit</br> Wonder where OP went :D You guys think he's in here reading this? ^^ Where the hell is op anyway? <br>getting dumped and killing himself</br> <br>Probably trying to damage control.</br> <br>I hope so !!!! XDXDDXDDD LOLOL</br> OP is clearly shitting bricks. <br>Dat pussy looks like from a 9 y/o, nice!<br>Her age?<br><br> inb4 404 </br></br></br></br> <br>hahaha little late for that :D</br> aww it was nearing a year The most comforting take away from all of this is that, Nicole will most likely find another man in a few months and emerge from the whole ordeal unscathed, albeit maybe with some trust issues but all around probably wiser from it all.<br><br>While Ryan on the other hand will continue to be a huge fucking faggot for the rest of his life and stagnate on the shitpool that is /b/ until he chokes to death on the exponentially increasing bundle of cocks that he must suck to feed his insatiable hunger. <br><br>I look forward to this inevitability.</br></br></br></br> <br>theres a 95 in her fb name so I think we can guess 20</br> <br>this is the fate of us all</br> Ryan, the OP, to be concrete-shoe'd and thrown into the River Mersey by some of her angry friends.<br><br>This gon' be gud.</br></br> Anybody told his girlfriend yet ? She has a vid of 2 cringe faggots sword fighting <br>HAHA OP you thought you could be a misogynist loser and try to degrade her but my good friends on 4cha didn't let it happen good work b standing up for that poor girl, she deserves better than op</br> She goes to Liverpool (no)Hope University so she is at least 18. <br>what's this?</br> Xd sorry pal And in an effort to impress strangers on an obsucre bulletin-board, OP's life was ruined <br>serious?</br> <br>faggot</br> <br> well from what i have seen OP and his grill live in Liverpool OP'S grill goes to university so yer <br> enjoy the info </br></br> How did you guys even get her to see your messages? My fb won't even connect to her and asks for money to deliver the message. <br>you need to buy 4chan gold</br> <br>serious</br> <br>Its just beyond the paywall dude, it sucks but facebook charges for a membership now.</br> <br>i've never seen that money thing before... that's a joke like</br> <br>REKT</br> <br> obscure <br> 4chan <br>Pick one</br></br></br> This is what happens if you support liverpool Send her link to this thread<br>OP might play it off like his fb got hacked</br> <br>Shave balls</br> Fuck you all<br><br>How can I delete the thread</br></br> <br>already did when we found out identity</br> <br>if this site is not so obscure then who is this hacker 4chan?</br> send it to his parents <br>Is it really??? COuld it be?? :D</br> <br>too late bitch</br> <br>Send a request to 4chan support email</br> <br>en het is begonen</br> <br>You can't</br> <br>Buy 4chan Gold</br> <br>IS OP?</br> <br>this is gold, grandma?</br> <br><br>win</br></br> <br>Looks more like they're having sex kek</br> <br>This is fucking hilarious</br> <br>:D</br> <br><br>top kek, looking forward to my destiny</br></br> <br>Morgan Fairhurst her aunt<br><br>Marie Fitzgerald his aunt</br></br></br> OP is not her girfriend, the fb screenshot was in dutch and she is from the uk Now i havent been here long but over this past week ive not liked what ive seen.... you guys have ruined multiples peoples lifes and its just sickening and disheartening to see idk whats going on recently but i want the old b back <br>Are you retarded?</br> <br>su faggit</br> I just wanted to deliver some epic fapping material but you started your hurr durr anonymous shit. I just told her I was hacked and I am feeling like shit and she is more into me telling me that it is ok, so you can all eat shit. <br> what is long distance relationships </br> <br>you must pluck forty pubes (one for each kek) and blow them into the wind like a dandelion. Then pray to the almighty moot while rubbing toothpaste on your nipples and using your fingerbox. This will resolve your issue within the fortnight</br> <br>what is this curedonut ?<br>go fuck yourself land whale</br></br> <br>and maybee they are sending pics because his on a trip?</br> <br>daddy, tell us about the old /b</br> <br>Maybe his language setting was on Dutch fucktard?</br> <br> what should i make her do? <br> Lose some weight. good lord what a fupa</br></br> <br> haven't been here long <br> want the old b back <br>whut?<br><br> captcha told me to find all the juice <br> i immediately check'd the attic </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>she is hot, i'll give you that. why stop now?</br> <br>wrote that to her</br> <br>topb8m8</br> Looks like this trick could come in handy anytime soon Ryan.<br>Let's hope she's not right.</br> <br>Are you retarded?</br> <br>Lol hou gewoon uw bakkes stoeme hollander</br> <br>we do not share the same definition of epic</br> <br>someone screencap this post and send it to her fb in a message<br>let her know the truth<br>do it for the kekz</br></br></br> <br>Kek</br> Perhaps he thought if he shared a picture of pussy he'd get some pussy Hey everyone, it's time for Game of /b/ros! Who's up for some go/b/?<br><br>This time with a twist. I've noticed that a lot of people have lost interest in go/b/ because eventually, it all get's boring. So, I decided to mix it up a little. This is an old map, but as most of you can see, with an entirely new continent in the oceans. Atlantis has come, and which one among you will be the one to gain it's power and reign as King of Atlantis.<br><br>PLEASE! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! READ WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE MAP. I'm a no shit's given OP, so please read the included explanation for the Atlantis DLC. Also, to those thinking of soloing the quest, don't. You see how many T's Atlantis has? Not to mention how difficult taking the stronghold is. You'll need allies.<br><br>Also, no fucking hugboxing. No having more than two allies people. You can break an alliance, but only once per thread. Now, good luck to you all.<br><br>We'll start with five players. There have also been some changed rules concerning how to become KoA. Please read them all.<br><br> OP Mars. </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> what happened last time, why was it deleted <br>I deleted it because of the raging faggot storming around. <br><br> OP Mars. </br></br></br> this isn't look good today <br>i wish he would just get banned<br> Dragonpit </br></br> <br>If we give up, we let him win. So shut up and play.<br><br> OP Mars. </br></br></br> <br>claiming Targaryen<br> Dragonpit Targaryen <br> NAP: <br> Allies: <br> Permission: <br> Bonus: Dragons (1/1) </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br><br>You people still need to claim houses.<br><br> OP Mars. </br></br></br></br></br> <br>two of the people you replied to was me<br> Dragonpit Martell <br> NAP: Tyrell <br> Allies: <br> Permission: <br> Bonus: Unbroken, Unbent </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>claim astapor again<br><br><br> King Chevos III </br></br></br></br></br> <br>Claiming Volantis.<br><br> Triarch Racyrryon Thrace of Volantis, Leader of the Elephant Party, Wielder of the Bastard Sword “Ballcleaver”, The Master of Slavers, The Calm, The Crooked, The Cunning, The Intelligent, The Thoughtful and The Effervescent Elephant <br> Alliances: <br> Non Aggression Pacts: </br></br></br></br></br> <br>hello King Chevos III of Astapor<br> Dragonpit Martell <br> NAP: Tyrell <br> Allies: <br> Permission: <br> Bonus: Unbroken, Unbent </br></br></br></br></br></br> Claim Lannister<br><br> sig inc </br></br> <br>claim stark<br><br> Blom Stark </br></br></br> part 1 of my plan is to try to defeat Dothrakie because the last two games with atlantis they fucked me over, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!<br><br>ROLL TO THIS POST.<br><br> OP Mars. </br></br></br></br> <br><br>Hello Dragonpit Martell<br><br> > King Chevos III <br> Allies <br> Bonus: RotW </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>im Targaryen</br> <br>I attack Dohtraki<br> Dragonpit Martell <br> NAP: Tyrell <br> Allies: <br> Permission: <br> Bonus: Unbroken, Unbent </br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Stark > North of the wall<br><br> Blom Stark <br> Allies: <br> Bonus: Winter is coming </br></br></br></br></br> <br><br>Astapor > unclaimed lands to west and into dothrak<br><br> King Chevos III <br> Allies <br> Bonus: RotW </br></br></br></br></br></br> i was actually thinking about being Dothraki earlier and roleplaying as a missionary of Judaism Authentic rape(currently The Clockwork Orange, that's what inspired this thread) <br> Cucking <br> Cannibalism </br></br> Oh, I'm a girl btw :)) <br><br> Survive school shooting <br> Get nervous when seated in a crowd like a lecture hall <br> Get nervous running in a crowd </br></br></br></br> <br><br>ITT a fagget like op always is <br>why rape and cannibalism m8<br>also tits?</br></br></br></br> Tits and timestamp. But older guys dating young girls. My friends and I used to fuck the guy up bc morals <br>This is not me! I'm a male!</br> People who don't understand how consent works "HUR, GAY MARRIAGE WILL LEAD TO CHILD MARRIAGE!" <br> People who don't understand how context works "HUR, YOU SAID THE N-WORD, YOU SO RACIST FOR SIMPLY SAYING IT!" <br>That's pretty much it for now.</br></br> <br>The Walking Dead(the game) scene disturbed me for some reason.</br> new age feminism <br> arguing/debating using context and subjectivity <br> oversensitive people <br> insensitive people <br> glorification of any gender or race <br><br>that shit makes me enter hulkmode</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>its a ruse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</br> <br>thats gay m8 the only reason i dont do that stuff my self its becasue i can find vids and dont wanna give my family a bad rep</br> <br>if you get "triggered" by anything you should genuinely kill yourself.<br>Unless you have literal PTSD (none of that tumblr tier shit either) or have a fear of something due to an extremely traumatic event in your life then you have no excuse.</br></br> <br><br>For Cannibalism. Also how is not eating people gay.</br></br> <br>Robbie you are a fucking faggot. I hope carly passes away from suffocating in her own roles</br> People who worship artists <br> All these new shitty pop/dj/tekno and all that sort of shitty efortless to make music "artists" <br>And yep that's that i sometimes can't resist and have to fucking bite my lip or my finger because the frustration level is really high</br></br> <br> Cannibalism </br> <br>which scene? (never played, interested in looking it up)</br> <br>casue its gay pleb</br> Ok so I just bought weed for the first time. I wanted an 8th. Does this look like an eighth and how quality does this shit look? The person I bought from said its really dense and that's why it doesnt look like alot. <br>you're fine. just grind it up and smoke</br> <br>Looks decent.</br> <br>thats the thing too...do i absolutely need a grinder or can i just use my hands?</br> <br>What about you stupid stoners buy a fucking balance or ask your dealer to weight it in front of you.</br> <br><br>Nice trips<br>Nice dubs</br></br></br> <br>little on the light side, <br><br>but looks like some decent suburban bud to me.<br><br>tear that shit up young fag.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Put it in a cup and go to town on it with some scissors.</br> yep look decent, how much do you pay for these? <br>This</br> <br>Store bought stoners, it's a new thing.</br> <br><br>Or maybe you read and see that i've never smoked weed before so i dont fucking know how it all goes...</br></br> <br>dont smoke too much or else ur mind is gonna get overwhelmed. One bowl full should be more than enough.</br> <br>That looks tasty OP, I am proud son</br> <br>looks fine<br><br>smoke it, I'll join you</br></br></br> How much did you pay though. <br>Or just use your fingers to pull it apart.</br> <br>60 bucks. is that aight? I live in ohio if that matters.</br> Quality looks fairly good, amount may be a bit low but if it is indeed dense as he claimed it may be alright. You'll get far worse than that, OP, have a fun time. You also don't need a grinder, it's just easier if you do have one, both in terms of time consumption and rolling. <br> i've never smoked weed before so i dont fucking know how it all goes... <br>How does that stops you from buying a fucking balance to verify how much you got, you fucking buddy</br></br> <br>also fine, 15/g is normal for black market bud<br>it gets much higher and lower depending on where you lkive and what the laws are</br></br> <br>because he doesn't know any better you sadistic fuckwit, no bully</br> <br>50 for an 8th is pretty standard. You weren't hooked up by any means, but if shit's really dank you weren't ripped off.</br> <br>How are newbies gonna get pro if you don't bully them</br> I dont pay over 40 an eighth, but I also buy 2g/20 so that's a better deal than an eighth..<br><br>Over a year ago it was 15 a g lol</br></br> it's decent quality. not bad, not great. <br><br>fine amount. <br><br>you might have gotten shorted like a half a gram but if you have to ask, i'd say you did well for yourself here</br></br></br></br> s/o to washington where I get $550 qps of mids or better <br><br>I guess every problem in life looks like a nail if the only tool you have is a hammer</br></br> <br>Gonna spend $60 on weed but first $20 on a scale to verify it. What kind of pocket-protector fuck are you</br> <br> paying 550 for mids <br>why?</br></br> <br>because >$140 ounces, and if you say you get anything better than mids here people get all elitist</br> <br>Looks sweet m80</br> <br>Yea ur good, looks fire.<br> unless the shits legal in ur state, thenu got fucked a lil bit, but for first time itll be fine. </br></br> <br>Either way. It's easier to smoke it more efficiently with a grinder, though. By hand, you're likely to be smoking the same bowl repeatedly to get the same hit that you could get from one hit if you had ground it up.</br> <br>you sound like the kind of guy who buys acid and doesn't test it, then doesn't question it when it's bitter</br> <br>but you're smoking mids...</br> <br> What kind of pocket-protector fuck are you <br>A scale's gonna last forever and you'll be able to check wether or not your dealer is honest, switch to a better one if he screwed you and thus save money for more weeds.<br>Use your head Jamal.</br></br></br> <br>60 for an eighth? I can get an eighth at almost half that price and it's good shit.</br> Looks kinda okay, doesn't look like an 8th though, unless those nugs are dense as fuck. <br>idk. im at the point where i have to hide shit in my room. how am i going to explain owning a scale?<br>Its just not going to happen.</br></br> Fuck weed is expensive in America... $20/3g round here in AUS... $25/3g if you're buying it off someone you don't know. <br><br>Keep in mind the American dollar is worth like 60c to the dollar compared with aus too so it's closer to $12 of your dollars for 3 grams here. lol</br></br> <br>So much this<br><br>OP I will tell you from experience that with weed less is more when you're starting off<br><br>I see my buddies rip bongs and hit dabs and shit, but if I were to take more than 3-4 hits off a bowl I'd get overwhelmed and go into panic attack mode and have an awful time.<br><br>Nobody thought it was possible, but I've panicked so bad from weed I threw up, blacked in and out, etc...<br><br>I may just be a special case, but for me if I limit myself and just take things slow it can be the difference between having a nice mellow time and freaking the fuck out</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>The dude doesn't have a dealer. He bought weed once. It's obviously a good investment FOR SOMEONE WHO SMOKES but life is too short and expensive to buy all the paraphernalia for every dumb hobby you pick up, BEFORE you pick it up.</br> <br>How do you "test" acid? I've never had it but my friends never talked about testing it, only that most proclaimed "acid" nowadays is just RC.</br> ITT:: A dozen Weedlitists, a couple newbies and one oldfag that knows better <br>I can really recommend using tweezers since once they are at a certain size they are really hard to rip apart since you can't grip them.</br> I wish I could gather you lovable cunts and we could all burn my dank<br>Out here I get decent stuff for a dollar for a few grams</br> <br>This looks like good weed. not top tier but pretty nice. it looks pretty dense too. we dont use 8th here so i don't know.</br> <br> Bought 'fa (fucking arshole) trips from travellers(uk) <br> tasted bitter as fook <br> best fooking acid i've ever had, one friend thought he was elvis and another thought he was a jelly and said he couldn't move or he'd fall off his plate. </br></br></br> <br>your mom smokes mids</br> What's this guy called ? Harry manlet potter It's Neville Longbottom, fucking idiots. Shia LaBeouf You must now roll yes plox. <br>rawl</br> <br>rawl</br> <br>roll</br> henry rollins roll <br>aight then</br> <br>frst</br> <br>reroll</br> Rollin <br>rull</br> <br>Yes roll</br> <br>rollll</br> <br>rollin</br> Roll Roll. Also sauce on second imagen. <br>who is that? src?</br> roll Roll rol Roll <br>lets play</br> Roll roll <br/> <br>r</br> My name is Bob roll <br>getting a bit tired of these. any suggestions what i should do?</br> roolin <br>Gogogo</br> rOLL ROLLE FÜR DEN ENDSIEG roll ROLLLL rollin ICH REROLL FÜ RENDSIEG <br>reroll</br> Roll Rolling roll roll K <br>rolling</br> <br>rawl</br> roll faootrune Roll Roll rolling Rawlll rolling Rollin Reroll <br>Roll</br> t rolling roll for later roll <br>yeah I'll roll</br> chekkem fuck i must do this <br>Dammit . reroll</br> What do I have to lose? Roll reroll rollll <br>Rolls</br> ROLLING ROLLING ROLL ROLL ROLL roll roll Roll mkay roll <br>Fucking shemales.</br> roll roll for trips rollll rawl kgo Rollin <br>Roll roll roll my boat.</br> rolling roll <br>Raul</br> hvilib <br>rolling for dish</br> Roll <br>roll</br> roll Roll Reroll <br>Nice trips</br> roll meh stuff roll <br>i'd rather roll for this.</br> roll roll this over roll <br>rollll</br> reroll roll ! Let's see where this ends up roll again Rallins gimme sum gud roll <br>Why the hell not?<br><br>And why the hell am I helping google identify pickup trucks?</br></br></br> Roll fuckk <br>relll</br> <br>shemale get</br> Roooolll <br>roll</br> reroll Here goes nuttin' ROLLLL roll out!! Rollin <br>orll</br> Rawllio pawllio Roll Rolllll roll This is Destiny yeah that's good Roll roll roll rubbyrubrub no gayporn ROLLL !!!! roll Roll roll rolling <br>roll</br> Rollin rell Rollz Roll <br>roll</br> Rollio Roll ROLLLLL <br>rollz</br> roll <br>wesrdtfhyjg</br> Rolling Rollin' rollin' REEEEE rol roll rolling rollo <br>rollin</br> reroll rollo Rolling rollin Rolling <br>rollin rollin</br> Sucking a single dick does not mean someone is gay. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were gay or not. <br><br>You can suck a dick, not enjoy it, which would solidify your heterosexuality.<br><br>If you have never sucked a dick you literally cannot know if you are gay.</br></br></br></br> <br>Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.</br> Just the fact that you consider sucking one is pretty gay. <br>If you have never sucked a dick you literally cannot know if you are gay.<br>You avoid it because you're scared of what the truth is.</br></br> Sucking just one makes you a dick sucking faggot Sexual orientation is not just "Do I like putting my face on the genitals of this gender?" If you are sexually attracted to men and not women, you are gay. You can be gay and never have sex with a man. I know straight women who hate sucking dick, that doesn't mean they are lesbians. I'm bisexual. <br>You keep telling yourself that you raging cock sucking faggot</br> <br>Having a nigger fuck your wife a single time does not mean someone is cuckold. They could have been experimenting to find out if they were cuck or not.<br><br>You can watch your wife fuck a nigger, not enjoy it, which would solidify your alpha.<br><br>If you have never jerked off to your wife fucking a nigger, you literally cannot know if you are a cuckold.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Worshiping a single female foot does not mean someone is footfag. They could have been experimentingto find out if they were footfag or not.<br><br>You can suck a foot, not enjoy it, which would solidify your sanity.<br><br>If you have never sucked an aromatic female foot, you literally cannot know if you are a footfag.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Eating a single child corpse does not mean someone is a cannibal. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were a cannibal or not.<br><br>You can eat a child, not enjoy it, which would solidify your heterotarianism.<br><br>If you have never eaten a child you literally cannot know if you are a cannibal.</br></br></br></br></br> there is even a better way, do<br>pic related and see if you enjoyed it</br> <br>Getting castrated by a mistress does not mean someone is into femdom. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were into femdom or not.<br><br>You can allow your dick get cut, not enjoy it, which would solidify your manliness.<br><br>If you have never experienced castration, you literally cannot know if you are into femdom</br></br></br></br></br> <br>No such thing<br><br>Faggotry is constant if you're a peter puffer</br></br></br> <br>Or you could just think, "do I want to see my wife be fucked by a nigger? Is that appealing at all?" It doesn't have to happen for you to know. I know I do not want to eat chicken for dinner tonight. I don't have to eat a bite of chicken to make sure.</br> <br>Shooting yourself in the face one time does not mean you are An-Hero. You could have just been experimenting to see if you were An-Hero.<br>You can shoot yourself in the face and not die, which would solidify your living status.<br>If you have never shot yourself in the face you literally cannot know if you are alive.</br></br></br> <br>Sucking a single dogdick does not mean someone is bestial gay. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were bestial gay or not.<br><br>You can suck a dogdick, not enjoy it, which would solidify your heterosexuality.<br><br>If you have never sucked a dogdick you literally cannot know if you are bestial gay.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Killing yourself a single time does not mean someone is suicidal. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were suicidal or not.<br><br>You can kill yourself, not enjoy it, which would soldify your vidaphilia.<br><br>If you have never killed yourself you literally cannot know if you are suicidal.</br></br></br></br></br> o fuk OP you are the gayest in the land my sides <br><br>Hivemind nigger</br></br> <br>Posting a single thread does not mean someone is a fag. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were a fag or not.<br><br>You can post a thread, not enjoy it, which would solidify your unfagness.<br><br>If you have never posted a thread you literally cannot know if you are a fag.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>If you like dick, you're gay. Simple as that. Not "I like my fellow man," just their dicks.</br> <br>Raping a single woman does not mean someone is a rapist. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were a rapist or not.<br>You can rape a woman, not enjoy it, which would solidify your non-rapist-ism<br>If you have never raped a woman you literally cannot know if you are a rapist.</br></br></br> <br><br>Hivedubs roodypoo</br></br> <br><br>Dub mates check'd</br></br> <br>How about, I'm not attracted to a man in any way shape or form so I know with 100% certainty that I wouldn't want to suck a dick ever. You're gay.</br> <br>contantly eating excrements does not mean someone is into scat fetish. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were into Brazil's exotic taste or ot.<br><br>You can eat shit, not enjoy it, which would solidify that you simply don't like shit.<br><br>If you have never ate a horseshit, you literally cannot know if you are scat fetishist.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Wearing a single fedora does not mean someone is a fedora. They could have just been experimenting to find out if they were a fedora or not.<br><br>You can wear a fedora, not enjoy it, which would soldify your uniqueness.<br><br>If you have never worn a fedora you literally cannot know if you are a fedora.</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Why thank you for checking them, I had no idea good sir.<br>Here I bequeeth thee some mammories.</br></br> <br>Most straight girls don't even enjoy sucking dick. Your argument is invalid.</br> Country Quiz<br>Post a few bullet points about a country and others guess which one it is.<br><br> black, white, latino and asian are races <br> good guy, bad guy <br> emphasize a statement like a question </br></br></br></br></br> too easy, Murica. People smile and are nice to you, be careful, means they hate you. <br> All your friends want you to crash and burn <br> You're getting above yourself. </br></br> <br>correct!<br><br>is it in the south america region?</br></br></br> <br>sweden</br> makes it impossible to learn their language by speaking to them <br> will be extinct by 2115 </br> <br>Austria</br> <br>off by a stones' throw</br> small country <br> good at basketball </br> everywhere muslims<br>kebab everywhere<br>people cannot even speak the language of the country<br>women have rights</br></br></br> <br>Lithuania</br> <br>Yeah, that was too easy.</br> <br>England</br> three of them can sound like a hundred <br> literally animal abusers </br> <br>Romania?</br> <br>France.<br><br>Somalia</br></br></br> <br> the government is fucking corrupt <br> motorcyles and tricycles are also taxis <br> fucking humid <br><br><br>Iceland?</br></br></br></br></br></br> stupid corrupt woman is president <br> people and students march and riot all the time <br> country wins at soccer and most people forget all the country's problems in a sec </br></br> <br>huehue country</br> <br><br><br>germany</br></br></br> <br>Brasil.<br>Easy one</br></br> <br><br><br>checked<br><br><br><br>OMG look at these TRIPS</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br><br><br><br> not germany, and not brazil but close enough! </br></br></br></br> <br>Argentina</br> <br><br>North Korea nigger<br><br> hot as fuck <br> USA murrica cut through this country like a knife <br> taco taco burrito tongue </br></br></br></br></br></br> once was one of the greates empires <br> now eats it own shit <br> ass of europe <br> nautic pioneers </br></br></br> <br>spain?</br> <br>Panama</br> Anti gun as fuck<br>Government of Autists<br>Some guy locked his daughter in a basement. <br>scary fucking wildlife.</br></br></br> <br>also noo.<br>shit now that I realize south america is filled with stupid female rulers, should have been more specific:<br><br> country gets known worldwide mostly because we had to rescue a bunch of miners cause country doesn't know how to mine tunnels </br></br></br></br> middle of europe <br> president is total asshole who offends everybody around him </br> <br><br>imma say Britain</br></br> <br>Macedonia ?</br> <br>Russia</br> <br>Portugal.</br> <br>straya cunt ?</br> <br><br>WINRAR</br></br> <br>straya cunt</br> <br>thailand?</br> <br>Chile ?</br> <br>Afritaly?</br> <br><br>What gave it away?</br></br> <br>Austria</br> <br>nope, but good guess</br> <br><br><br>Nope.<br><br><br>This nigga got it</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>greece?</br> <br><br>I would play this</br></br> <br>winnn</br> <br>The nautic pioneer one gave it away.</br> <br>The scary wild life and the basement shit ahahaha</br> <br>France ?</br> <br><br><br>malaysia?</br></br></br> <br><br>The bear groaning is already enough lulz to produce it, but ayyyyy.</br></br> <br>YEEEEESSS<br><br>Shrek is love<br>Shrek is life</br></br></br></br> gypsies <br> all those fucking gypsies trying to mug you <br> even the prime minister is a fucking gypsy </br></br> everyone minds their own business <br> everyone happy <br> overlooked as fuck </br></br> Very friendly people <br> Lot's of poor people, but there's also people with a lot of wealth <br> Well know worldwide for their gastronomy and alcoholic drinks <br> Very beautiful beaches </br></br></br> <br>sweeden ?</br> <br> Bear™ <br> not gay porn </br></br> <br>Romania</br> <br>Russia</br> weed <br> hookers <br> flowers <br><br>2 easy, I know</br></br></br></br> <br><br><br>Another good guess, but no. Closer than the last one though.</br></br></br> <br>Philippines?</br> <br>Almost there...</br> <br>Turkey</br> <br>Egyptus</br> <br>Holland</br> <br> ew u fagget. </br> <br><br>Nope</br></br> <br>France or Spain ?</br> <br>the shiposting</br> <br> gastronomy <br>either france of Italy<br> very friendly people <br>must be Italy then</br></br></br></br> bland as fuk people, architecture, culture <br> exists just guard resources <br> not many people <br> just another state de facto </br></br></br> <br>aye</br> <br><br>last guess, indonesia!</br></br> <br> not knowing the difference between holland and the Netherlands. Fuck America has failed our children. </br> -gypsies everywhere <br>-Europe is pumping us with sand niggers <br>-hard fucking slav language <br>-president is fat drunk cunt<br>-we cling onto our retarded currency instead of getting euro<br>-European country</br></br></br></br></br> <br>japan</br> <br>Serbia or Bulgaria</br> <br>rome</br> jesus.jpeg <br> rich as fuck <br> full of rappist </br></br> has multiple languages <br> unable to communicate with people speaking a different language <br> fucking roads </br></br> <br>True dat.</br> <br>Nah, it's Portugal homie</br> <br>india</br> they said a city cooninnt b a state <br> chingy chong <br> shopping & thats about it </br></br> <br>winrar<br>i wonder if putting boxer politician would have made things easier or harder</br></br> <br>But holland is the specific part of the netherlands I was aiming for...</br> <br>Maldives</br> <br>how do you people manage on stand on the other side of the world? upside down and shit</br> <br>Poland or Croatia</br> <br>Shit, you keep missing, although you are very close.</br> <br>hong kong</br> <br>Sweden</br> <br>no</br> <br>King Kong :----DDD</br> <br>Indian roads are good fam <br>also<br> 2015 <br> not speaking Hindi <br><br>get on with times fam</br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>Nope, but it's near Poland</br> <br><br>not american try again nigger h8r</br></br> <br>?</br> <br>Magyarország ;__;</br> removed kebabs a long time ago <br> shit over self <br> fuck muslims </br></br> <br>Ik keur 'm goed, amsterdam is toch kanker<br><br> inb4 capital of Copenhagen </br></br></br> <br><br>Forgot to add<br> it's an american country </br></br></br> <br>But this thread is about countries, so you're making yourself the person who is fucking retarded. <br><br>You did this to yourself.</br></br></br> <br>Argentina</br> <br>Denmark</br> <br>Czech?</br> <br>Serbia</br> <br>serbzia</br> <br><br>nope but try again u got right idea</br></br> <br><br>Tsjech</br></br> <br>brazil?<br> oh wait alcohol <br><br>uhhhh canada?</br></br></br></br> <br>Spain</br> <br> american country <br> gastronomy <br>bwahahahahaha<br><br>wew lad, you got me there<br><br>:') good one</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> government are a bunch of leeches <br> sprouts <br> pedophilia <br> shit weather </br></br></br> <br>Greece</br> <br>Hratska</br> <br>Chile</br> <br>Dang... Kosovo or Albania?</br> <br>Yep Czech</br> <br><br>oh ok, then vegas<br>[spoiler]macau[/spoiler]</br></br></br> <br>Iran</br> <br>BELGIË!!!<br><br>BELGIË!!!</br></br></br> <br>I also say Turkey</br> <br>Close, but sweden isnt overlooked nearly as much</br> <br> Japan <br> everyone happy <br><br>Kek</br></br></br></br> <br>Canada and alcohol?<br><br><br>It's very fucking easy with the gastronomy part man, what country in America has the most know cusine?</br></br></br></br> <br>singapore</br> <br>Indeed it was Belgium.</br> zeh cheh oh eh <br> upcomming leader in technology <br> muslim enclosures </br></br> <br>Canada?</br> <br>it was finland</br> <br>no, it was denmark.</br> <br><br>and your country has wat? meat pies?? and shitty meat at that. ya fuking england yokel</br></br> <br>Chile is the only one I can think of, but can't place the alcohol or friendly people<br><br> inb4 mexico </br></br></br> <br>they just love their trains fam y u hatin</br> <br>that's wouldn't be a game for /b/ then, that would be life</br> <br> implying I'm Brittish <br>topkek</br></br> <br>i remembered there was friendly people and disregarded the alcohol part immediately after i saw it</br> <br><br>winnr winnr shikin dinnr!!!</br></br> <br>India</br> <br>ISIS</br> <br>Mexico m8! I tried not to make it as easy</br> <br>Would have made it a very easy one.</br> <br><br>implying canada isnt the usa topkek</br></br> <br>Portugal</br> <br>France</br> <br>Mah bad forgot that train love is happiness.</br> <br>Vatican</br> <br> mexico <br><br> VERY FRIENDLY PEOPLE <br><br>you fukkin wot m7?<br><br>pic related</br></br></br></br></br></br></br> <br>wat?</br> <br>CHILE!</br> Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, Paki's, and tea! <br>Indians rap? nice</br> <br>Switzerland</br> <br>Mexicans are usually very friendly and open towards new people. Policeman all over the world and criminals are always faggots</br> <br>England</br> horrible tourists <br> worst accents <br> floodrisk.jpg <br> Denmark's gayish fuckbuddy </br></br></br> used to be a superpower in the 1700s <br> get into civil war <br> get invaded by europeans <br> might end up being a superpower again <br> not china </br></br></br></br> <br>you forgot cheeky nandos</br> Let's make this really easy<br> Beer <br> Döner <br> Greece </br></br></br> <br>entire EU tbh</br> <br>sweden yes?</br> <br>Greece?</br> <br>G€RMANY</br> <br>debnts collector</br> <br> tea <br> entire EU <br>nah.</br></br></br> <br>Arab Emirates?</br> <br>nah, not Sweden</br> <br><br>jylland loLOLO</br></br> <br>China</br> <br>it's all filled with niggers and pakis tho</br> Russia is fucking us in the ass <br> hot women <br> Eastern Europe </br></br> <br>wat? no.</br> <br>Belgium.</br> <br>ukraine</br> <br>nah, it's belgium</br> <br>Norway</br> <br>correct</br> <br>India</br> <br> yfw you discover you're retarded <br><br><br><br>Eureka</br></br></br></br></br> <br>Not only paki's all kind of muslims<br>shit we could make 3 ISIS with our muslims in Belgium alone</br></br> <br>not bad... if they manage to pull their head out of their ass and their ass off their roadsides</br> <br>Somewhere in Africa?</br> <br>it's not a scandinavian country<br><br>image is a little hint</br></br></br> <br> implying all Mexicans are violent drug dealers who get killed in the streets by corrupt policemen </br> ron paul /b/,<br>you bored? i'm bored. we bored.<br>who interested in niggers fighting? <br>cum to Bibby.<br>We specialize in shit like this.<br><br>Cum here naow.<br><br>http://instasync.com/r/Bibby<br><br>(no money is being made off this site, we are not using this site to gain traffic, we are just very fucking bored.)</br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> note: we might add more shit other than niggers fighting just lettng u know dateline likes penis :) ima keep adding thick girls tho dayunce! fuck who dis mmMMmm Now playing: Supa HOTTTT -- at bibby. <br>that bitch is crazy hot</br> Good videos Dateline is faggot <br>holy fuck who is this goddess?</br> French Thread is dead ... ALL hail Feench Thread <br>raconte un peu (post des photos encore ;) <br><br>si je les lui envoient elle va rager ?</br></br></br> <br>le thread c'est vraiment epique monsieurs<br><br><br/></br></br></br> /b/ Jesus is awesome! <br>Sheldon knows what's going on</br> Why haven't you newfags created an ED article yet? <br> # <br> a/nIMJJ <br>Thanks /b/ro</br></br></br> ITT we describe movies shittily. Anons guess movies.<br><br> Big black stick <br> everyone loses their shit <br> big black stick <br> everyone looses their shit <br> big black stick <br> everyone loses their shit <br> acid trip <br> earth is placenta </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> do drugs <br> stop doing them <br> start again <br> stop again <br> sell a shitload of drugs <br> get all the money for myself </br></br></br></br></br> am I being catfished? <br> I'm being catfished :( <br> I'm not being catfished! <br> My friend's sister is fucking hot <br> I'm being catfished? <br> I'm the pope?! <br> I'm not being catfished! </br></br></br></br></br></br> Kid sees guys <br> Wants to be like guys <br> Kid becomes like guys <br> Oh god helicopter <br> Kid doesn't want to be like guys anymore <br> Kid testified </br></br></br></br></br> ITT: Kik sluts names Free_runner92<br>Loves being called a slut<br>4BB3534</br></br> Allyy1994 <br>More</br> Tor link thread <br> most of my links are not working anymore </br> <br>you're welcome to check yourself. stop acting liek an oldfag.</br> http://dildosky53jnf5mt.onion/<br><br>You are welcome guys</br></br> http://dildosky53jnf5mt.onion/<br>Here you go guys</br> this bitch<br><br>have at her, 9 wins</br></br> <br><br>At least you could have used different pictures...<br><br>0/10 b8, but here's the reply you crave for</br></br></br></br> Sorry guys 5 wins <br>Hey please come one dont be like that.. one pic and it would make me so happy.. and it wouldnt cost you anything</br></blockquote>]