Source Code Containing the Phrase "piss"

PHP

'ระยำ', 'ชัง', 'ตีน', 'อี', 'กระหรี่', 'ควย', 'ปากหมา', 'จังไร',
            'พี่เลี้ยง', 'ทน', 'สันดาน', 'ขี้โกง', 'คอร์รัป', 'คม', 'ส้นตีน', 'โง่', 'เห่ย',
            'damn', 'hell', 'stupid', 'idiot', 'moron', 'jerk', 'asshole', 'bastard', 'fuck', 'shit', 'bitch',
            'cunt', 'dick', 'piss', 'slut', 'whore', 'fag', 'nigger', 'motherfucker', 'cock', 'twat', 'douchebag',
            'prick', 'wanker', 'wank', 'fistfuck', 'cocksucker', 'pussy', 'shithead', 'ass', 'butt', 'dumbass',
            'cocksucker', 'dumbass', 'shitface', 'clit', 'piss off', 'twat', 'fisting', 'tits', 'nipple', 'cum',
            'douche', 'sex', 'smegma', 'bukkake', 'fist', 'wank', 'blowjob', 'orgy', 'rapist', 'tard', 'retard'

Dart

ZIP
ZOOM
FART
PISS
POOP
VOMIT
''';

Python

"ypmf" : "you pissed me off",
"ypmo" : "you piss me off",
"ypom" : "your place or mine",

Python

"You want to hear something funny? You're dead." : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjjli9ovP5s",
          "Thanks for that, Truckie" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYEwNON7Jo",
          "Not so smart with yer brains outside yer head, are ya?" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJeQ88m_U8",
          "Piss off, you bloody pikers!" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFLrOMEyYL8",
          "Piss off, you bloody pikers." : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LplrSqIfhQ",
          "God Save the Queen!" :'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQv9aV1Boc',
          "Ah... Piss!" :'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0UI4y7-4cY',

JavaScript

'You\'ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.',
  'Christ on a bendy bus son, don\'t be such a fucking faff arse.',
  'I\'m gonna come over there, I\'m gonna lock you in a fucking flotation tank and pump it full of sewage until you fucking drown.',
  'Within your \'purview\'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock.',
  'I wouldn\'t fucking piss on you if you were fucking allergic to piss, right?',
  'Get over here. Now. Might be advisable to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood.',
  'Enough! E-fucking-nough. You need to learn to shut your fucking cave. Right? Today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid fuck. You took the data loss media strategy and you ate with a lump of E.coli. And then you sprayed it our of your arse at 300 mph.',

Go

"yoursite", "yourdomain", "whoishiring",

	"anal", "anus", "arse", "ass", "ballsack", "balls", "bastard", "bitch", "biatch", "bloody", "blowjob", "bollock",
	"bollok", "bonerboob", "bugger", "bum", "butt", "buttplug", "clitoris", "cock", "coon", "crap", "cunt", "damn",
	"dick", "dildo", "dyke", "fag", "feckfellate", "fellatio", "felching", "fuck", "fudgepacker", "fudge", "packer",
	"flange", "Goddamn", "God", "damn", "hell", "homojerk", "jizz", "knobend", "knob", "end", "labia", "lmao", "lmfao",
	"muff", "nigger", "nigga", "omg", "penis", "piss", "poop", "prick", "pubepussy", "queer", "scrotum", "sex", "shit",

HTML

[ ] Your sig/alias is retarded
     [ ] I think you might be a fed
     [X] You're worthless
     [ ] You piss me off
     [ ] You whine like a damn toddler
     [ ] You have the grammar of an inbred West Virginian
     [ ] I saw a wanted poster with your face on it in the sysops' office

Go

"Your face is so oily that I'm surprised America hasn't invaded yet.",
	"If you were any dumber, someone would need to water you twice a week",
	"If you were on fire and I had a cup of my own piss, I'd drink it",

Python

"You're so stupid you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel",
        "You're such a pussy that fucking you wouldn't be gay.",
        "Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.",

Python

"You're so salty you would sink in the Dead Sea",
        "You're so stupid you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel",
        "You're such a pussy that fucking you wouldn't be gay.",

C#

/// You may want to set UrineLevel before using this
        /// if you want to ensure the player will have something to pee from
        /// </summary>
        public static void Piss() {            
            //for some reason we need to send both of these events
            //in order for this to work
            instance.pissFSM.SendEvent("WAKEUP");

Go

"you look like a donut",
			"unholy awk scripters like you should piss off!",
			"youre fat",

JavaScript

"You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.",
"Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.",
"Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.",
"Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.",
"There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.",
"A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.",
"I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.",

C#

"You: I am going to go straight to the point if you straight with me, aight. We got a call about someone stealing mail. You are the only one in this vicinity that is walking around with mail. Did you steal it",
            "Suspect: fine man, you got me...good job sherlock",
            "You: Do you got any weapons on you?",
            "Suspect: nah man, who the fuck you think I am. Don't piss me off 'fore I beat yo ass up."
        };
        private System.Windows.Forms.Keys EndKey = Config.CalloutEndKey;
        private System.Windows.Forms.Keys InteractionKey = Config.MainInteractionKey;

Python

"You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants",
        "You have the face of a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.",
        "You know they say 90% of dust is dead human skin? That's what you are to me.",

JavaScript

"You have all the charm and charisma of a burning orphanage",
      "Your face is so oily that I’m surprised America hasn’t invaded yet.",
      "If you were any dumber, someone would need to water you twice a week",
      "If you were on fire and I had a cup of my own piss, I’d drink it",
      "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?",
      "The thing I dislike most about your face is that I can see it.",
      "If B.S. was music, you’d be an orchestra.",

Perl

"You can have a beer";
};

get '/piss' => require_role BearGrylls => sub {
    "You can drink piss";
};

Perl

"You can have a beer";
};

get '/piss' => require_role BearGrylls => sub {
    "You can drink piss";
};

PHP

"Yes!", "No!", "Fat Chance!", "I JUST FARTED!!",
        "damn I gotta take a piss...BAAADDD!!!", "Has anyone seen my other ball?",
        "Like I would know!", "yes???", "no???", "In your wildest, craziest, bodacious, helacious dream",

Ruby

Yeah, but to do what?
Yeah, sure. Whip it with a stick and piss on the hood.
Yeah.

C#

"Yeah, and I'm the fucking pope.",
            "Yeah, right.",
            "You wish.",
            "You've got to be taking the piss...",
            "No u."
        };

Shell

*/xterm)
        # The good old classic xterm. Pretty much guaranteed to be on
        # any system. Supports 256 colours, and Ctrl-Backspace.
        # Piss-poor unicode support though, so it's fairly low on my list.
        # See also ~/.Xresources.d/xterm
        unset COLORTERM
        exec "$TERMEMU" -geometry "$GEOMETRY" -fa "$FONTFACE:size=$FONTSIZE" \

JavaScript

`xqcHAA`,
  `but if they used eddie for clickbait that'd probably piss me off`,
  `FEELING STRONG RN`,

Perl

[ 'xkcd:xkcd_214',              'xkcd_214',              'xkcd 214',              [ 0,   251, 176, ], '00fbb0', 64_432, ],
  [ 'xkcd:pastel_red',            'pastel_red',            'pastel red',            [ 219, 88,  86, ],  'db5856', 14_374_998, ],
  [ 'xkcd:xkcd_215',              'xkcd_215',              'xkcd 215',              [ 219, 88,  86, ],  'db5856', 14_374_998, ],
  [ 'xkcd:piss_yellow',           'piss_yellow',           'piss yellow',           [ 221, 214, 24, ],  'ddd618', 14_538_264, ],
  [ 'xkcd:xkcd_216',              'xkcd_216',              'xkcd 216',              [ 221, 214, 24, ],  'ddd618', 14_538_264, ],
  [ 'xkcd:bright_cyan',           'bright_cyan',           'bright cyan',           [ 65,  253, 254, ], '41fdfe', 4_324_862, ],
  [ 'xkcd:xkcd_217',              'xkcd_217',              'xkcd 217',              [ 65,  253, 254, ], '41fdfe', 4_324_862, ],

Ruby

"xkcd:dark" => -"#1b2431",
      "xkcd:greenish turquoise" => -"#00fbb0",
      "xkcd:pastel red" => -"#db5856",
      "xkcd:piss yellow" => -"#ddd618",
      "xkcd:bright cyan" => -"#41fdfe",
      "xkcd:dark coral" => -"#cf524e",
      "xkcd:algae green" => -"#21c36f",