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HTMLASSHOLE - WHAT IS A BBS?ASSHOLE - HI, I AM JASON.. WHAT DO YOU DO ON YOUR BBS?DISPLEASURE- WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON
REBELLION- AW, FUCK IT.
IT CAN BE USED ANATOMICALLY- HE'S REALLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
IT CAN BE USED TO TELL TIME- IT'S FIVE FUCKING THIRTY.know you'll be getting shit all over your bush since her
asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even
more. Don't be suprised if she farts either, they can'tIf you didn't cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers
work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and
wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do theWhen meeting another pirate, any pirate that fits level 2 or higher will
normally act like an asshole to the other one until he finds out that the
other pirate is actually a HUMAN BEING. This applies ESPECIALLY to sysopsOf course, if you are heavy into felonously illegal activities, it is fine
to be untrusting, but not to the point that you are an asshole.mcginty - the owner of mcginty's salvage. disgusting habits, self
-ish and unsure.. 'asshole'
other characters - just fill in the other needed roles, can bezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(asshole, that was a good dream!)
"get out of bunk" "u" "sit" **in the next part when you see an obstacle toFEEDBACK(when you dont wanna chat
-------- with the asshole)cause anyone that "Crashes" a friendly
system is a true asshole in every
respect of the word. Its ok, though,-------Basically, anyone who doesn't C O N T R I B U T E to a BBS, AE,
Catsend or WHATEVER. Leeching is the #2 sin, remember...besides
being 13 years old! So...----> DON'T BE A LEECH! <----
-------[Note: this is not a leech...it is an asshole] Anyone who changes the
names of authors of text philes! It's ok to but your board's name up
there, but DON'T change the author's name! It's against the law!
(of course, that never stops us...). So PLEASE, don't do this!TOOK OFF EVERYTHING AND PUT IT ALL ASIDE THEN HE PUT THE HANDCUFFS BACK ON. HE
THEN STARTED SHAMELESSLY SHOVING HIS FINGERS IN AND OUT OF MY PUSSY AND ASSHOLE.
I FELT WEAK IN THE KNEES SO HE LEAD ME TO HIS BEDROOM AND TIED MY HANDS AND FEETPULLED OWN LAURIE'S PANTIES DOWN AROUND HER THIGHS, AND TURNED ON THE VIBRATOR.
SHE THEN STARTED MOVING IT SLOWLY AROUND LAURIE'S PUSSY AND ASSHOLE. LAURIE WAS
NOW MOANING IN ECSTACY. THEN MICHELLE SHOVED THE VIBRATOR DEEP INTO THE INNER2. "You have the right to have a physician and a priest present. Should you
not be attending the church of your choice, one will be appointed for you prior
to the start of the festivities."
3. "Do you understand what I just told you, asshole?"
As you will see, the list has grown quite a bit since then. Enjoy!
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Crap Balls Prick Asshole Jackoff
Jerkoff Scumbag Douchebag Hard-on Rod-on
Boner Stiff Piss hard Blueballs Nookie
Cooz Gash Slash Hole Slitprevious statments. In spite of all of this, 1 jourer had doubts. My father
was aquitted, and a mistrial was called on my mothers charges, the jury vote
being 11 to 1, in favor of aquittal. (Boy, I'd sure like to get my hands on
that one asshole!) It was doubtful that there would be a retrial, on account
of the vote being so close. However, my mother received a letter today in the
mail, stating that there will be a retrial on October 19, 1992. Once again,
this trial will be in the papers, so don't be suprised when you see them. IAnd of course, there is this old one....
17. What the fuck is your problem asshole??
What ever the fuck you are trying to
sell or give away or whatever, I don't
need it because if I did, I would have it,Drugs o Smoke some pot before beating. [ Not recommened be me. It's
too dangerous. ]
Asshole o While your beating, stick your index finger of the other hand in your ass. Oh it makes you cum faster!
o Go into your parents room and find a vibrator. Stick it in your hole, after its lubricated.actually cutting the telephone lines to knock out the lines for a large area.
This can be easier if you live in a rural area for the lines are above the
ground and easier to get at, plus there will not be that many people around
watching you climb up the pole and make an asshole of yourself. There are
some tools that you will need to do this deed. Here are the ones that I know
that you should take along:Health, women who drink at least one cup of coffee per day are
more than twice as likely to get bladder cancer.
You can accidentally kill yourself by drinking over 40 cups
of coffee in one day. The amount of caffeine is sufficient to
cause respiratory failure.5. Do I have to kill myself?
Of course you don't have to kill yourself! If you really want to,
though, wait until *after* you've joined the Church. That way, you
automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don't
forget to leave a note thanking and/or blaming the Church, and feel freeC.O.E., Box 261, Somerville, MA 02143
SAVE THE PLANET! KILL YOURSELF!
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Subject: NET.VANDAL Vol 1 Num 3Originator: [email protected]
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case WHORE: wallet = wallet - $50;
/* Or whatever the going rate is these days? */give( GoodNightKiss );
} /* Wow, that was more expensive than the whore */
goto( YourPlace );Once that you have a clientelle set-up and a good list of girls, have a
Lata-Base like Apple Works keep track of appointments and other things. If
you decide to continue with the bussiness, invest in Real Estate. That will
also pay-off in the end! Open up a descrete Whore-House.
This is NO joking matter, this is the exact thing that you should do.the authorities.
"Christiania is like the old Montmartre (bohemian) quarter in Paris with
its ragtag mixture of people. Although you won't find artists like
Toulouse-Lautrec here, you will find the odd pickpocket and whore," Liszt said.
A row of new private houses, some quite fashionable, which residents built
along a scenic waterfront, tell another story.
"You'll find all kinds here, hippies, drug dealers, and even people withFrom the balls of Montezuma
To the whores of Tripoli
We fight for cunt in battles~~~~~~~~~
So if the Internet is a city of millions, than there are bound to more than
just shiny skyscapers and hallowed halls of learning. Every city has its
dark allies, its seedy bars, its whore houses, its head shops, its gambling
halls, its adult bookstores, and its pawnshops. And every city has its
self righteous police force who are just as likely to be found hanging out
in these places as they are to be busting them. This is the high standardFORDS RULE!! THE "SOHC" LIVES ON FOREVER!!!! 600+ HP!! Beat THAT, FOOL!
GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!
BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!! BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!!
BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!! BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!! BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!!
SHAWN-DA-LAY!
BOY! Aren't colors neat? <think> <think>beat?I applied the two-pronged end of the iron to her, and pushed.
Her ass ripped open on the sides, the sharp edges of the iron being too much for mortal flesh. Blood began pulsing from the wound, and bits of shit oozed from the sides of the hole. The tire iron was lodged about an inch inside her ass, and I pushed furher, ripping what was left of her ass wide open.
Suddenly, the gag dropped loose from her mouth and unearthly screams filled the air, her moans dragging far out into the street.
"Fucking whore!" I shouted, lunging the iron all the way in her ass with my shoulder, thus letting her uterus fall out onto the floor. But it did no good, her screaming just reached a crescendoing height.
"Take this!"
I reached for the cord which would drop the guitione blade. Finding it, I gave a pull, and the heavy blade dropped into her neck, depositing her head in the basket.
Reaching for the head, I inserted my dick into the open mouth, and pumped back and forth. My hands groped up to the eyes, which I yanked out and into my mouth.Metrophone
I know of no one who's gotten a code off of Metro in over a year.
This used to be the whore of the networks. She never said no. Now
she never says yes.
Skyline (mci)9. To bitch / stop bitching! | rouscailler, faire la geule/, raler/ arrete
| de gueuler
10. to come | jouir, prendre son pied
11. Hooker, whore, slut | pute, grue, poufiasse, une dame toute prete,
| catin, fille de joie, etre en carte
12. To be flat as a board | etre plate comme une planche a pain, a
| repasserShe went down on me--the first time I'd ever had a woman touch me--as the
guys enjoyed the sight. Soon both of their cocks were aroused again, and I
took one in each hand as the silver-haired whore slurped my pussy juice and the
last remnants of sperm. In no time, I was shooting lady liquid again,
thrusting my hips against her wild, wet mouth as the men cheered, "Suck, Alice,
suck!"Those birds are reserved for the dons."
There was a young whore from kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,Relentless lust of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise
Virgin child now drained of lifeThis is the premiere issue of The SHiT (Some Hairy Illicit
Testicles)Newsletter, an underground information source, for theof now..(If someone could provide me with one...:) Free of course :))
Anyhoot, on with the SHiT!them. I like to eat my cum after I orgasm, but that is not necessary. While
on the point of cum, it's often fun to get it on your hands or a dildo and
use it to perform anal sex. Hot cum feels great in an anal massage. Dildoscum with the smell of the anus makes you really feel horny. Anal sex with a
dildo is the closest thing you can get to being the girl having sex. With
masturbation, this is possible of being both the giver and reciever.So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black
dildo?"
He: "$35."!#24[> Garter belt. !
!#25[> Water weenie. !
!#26[> A full size Madonna shirt. !
!#27[> Dildo cover for carrot stick.!
!#28[> Hamster's home. !
!#29[> Bird bath. !
!#30[> Light buld color changer. !!#24[> Garter belt. !
!#25[> Water weenie. !
!#26[> A full size Madonna shirt. !
!#27[> Dildo cover for carrot stick.!
!#28[> Hamster's home. !
!#29[> Bird bath. !
!#30[> Light buld color changer. !<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/deal.txt">deal.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6674<BR><TD> EROTICA: Deal, by Deirdre
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/dean.txt">dean.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 63998<BR><TD> EROTICA: The Dean of Discipline, by David White (1985)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/deanna.txt">deanna.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 78997<BR><TD> EROTICA: Deanna by laura Leigh
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/death_dildo.txt">death_dildo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11362<BR><TD> Death Dildo, by Neceros
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/deb-teri.txt">deb-teri.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10087<BR><TD> EROTICA: Deb and Teresa
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/deb.txt">deb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2058<BR><TD> EROTICA: Deb
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="D/debating.txt">debating.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18731<BR><TD> EROTICA: The Debating Societyhate the idea of paying to use a system or get warez since that is both the
wrong attitude towards pirating and that we feel only dildo's would charge for
something that will ultimately get them more games. We also feel thatThis way we can call you or mail you disks of new warez. Because if you turn
out to be a dildo and either not answer the questions of lie, we will make damn
sure that you will be cut from the network.I suddenly withdrew from her and stepped down from the table. From the wall I pulled two lengths of electrical cord, which I wound onto the nipple clamps. Walking to a switch on the wall, I giggled, thinking of all the shares of stock this scummy bitch had owned in various long-distance companies. The lever went down with a twist, and the lady on the table screamed, blue bolts of electricity charging through both tits.
I walked back to the table and withdrew a large rubber double dong from a drawer. I smashed the dildo onto her back and ass, whipping her again and again with the two-pound monster. Then, with a shout of glee, I inserted the tool of pain and pleasure into her soaked pussy, now going through electrical convulsions. Her pussy lips barely opened for the dong, and I had to push it all the way in by brute force, making her twat bleed terribly in the process. When it was firmly lodged inside her, I went back to the switch and turned it to the off position.
While still at the wall, I yanked the cords from her clamps, and put them back. Then I opened a small, hidden closet and produced a long, thick tire iron. I then strode back to the table.
Her body was limp, and she unconscious. I untied all her bonds, while pushing the dildo further into her, until it was no longer visible at all.
With a heave I lifted her body onto my shoulded, and took her to another corner of the room, where I strapped her neck into a guitione, her head hanging over a basket. I then lifted her ass to a presentable position in the air, and removed the nipple clamps.
I reached for a hose and turned it on. Foul waste products spewed forth, directly into her face. She soon awoke, trying to spit bits and pieces of fesces from her mouth.
"Well, well, my dear.. your scheme to stop all phreaking hasn't worked out so well, has it?" I said.Diddle Plow Hump Bang Poke
Patter Wham Knock up Bugger Brown
Jugs Bazooms Knockers Knobs Lungs
Balloons Dildo Joystick Hair pie Muff
Corn hole Rim job Blow job Sugarbowl pie Suck off
Give head Sit on my face Butt fuck Finger fuck Clap
Gleet 69 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass)stare. He was feeling larger than usual and was stroking his dick slowly in
and out. Carol had finally inserted the full length of the dildo in and was
sliding it in and out of her pussy. She reached behind her and pulled atake when he saw me with my stained halter and sweaty face. Jack took me over
to the counter and pointed to a dildo similar to the one Carol had used. He
asked if I wanted one like it and I turned beet red but shook my head up ando Get one of your mom's tampons and shove it in there.
o Buy a dildo and shove it in there!
Porno's o Get some movies. Watch the people get laid and jack off.- FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck
- FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK
COMMAND.COM.INTER.NET /pub/FUCK
- ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK
Q- What web sites can I access the files through?thing, or cut it up into catfish bait!"
To pack someone's peanut butter
1. To commit aggressive anal sex.
The Flying "T"
1. An acrobatic sexual stunt in which the lady is placed standing on hersheep pussy camel crack pig and lion shit
everybody everybodys ass was bare, no broads left just a queer over there, the
whole damn thing didnt phase me a bit, i just jumped on the pile and grabbed
some tit
eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew,Damn kids. They're all alike.Damn underachiever. they're all alike.( START ) -----------------> / ? \ / \
/ Does \ / Did \
|------------<---YES--<--/ the damn \->-NO->--/ you fuck\-NO>-|
| \ thing / \ with it / |
| \ work / \ ? / |
|-----|-----| \ _ / \ / |earlier ones with a harddrive, a whopping 10 megs. I
went so far as to sell the damn codes in the line in
my school cafeteria, calling them "payphone codes".Then that damn article "Night of the Hackers" in
Newsweek, and suddenly everyone was getting arrested,way as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funny
when they call tomorrow.... *grin*
get off the damn computer! That's the last rule.
amyScully sighed. He'd pester her endlessly if she didn't tell him.
"I had a bad dream," she confessed. "Stupid, I know, I'm too damn old to
get the willies from bad dreams, but I did, and now I can't sleep, and..."Scully pursed her lips. Busted. "Okay, okay," she grumbled.
That's what she got for letting slip that she owned the damn movie on
laserdisc; Mulder, of course, had immediately teased her into confessingthat his picture on the album cover makes Keith Richards look pink and
healthy, but, damn, now I've let it out.It's a damn shame there aren't more blues tunes on this album. On
this one song, if Bruce and Baker have been waiting in the wings innot known to use paragraphs correctly, and i don't always state a complete
thought. (well, i don't always have a complete thought to state, damn it.)
..spelling is my enemy, and you will notice how sometimes it overcomes me.goes all a spinning off, telling who's cool and who's not, who's in and who's
ot, who's a guido and who's a metalhead. well, "paaaah!" i say. yes, damn
right, "paaaah!" they stick these little messages into our tv sets, and theysome TV show about hackers. Hackers! Can you believe this guy. He didn't
shut up for thirty five hours about the damn "ESTABLISMENT PROPOGANDA."
Kept telling me how the NBC reporters were going to be "first against theShut up! It's not funny. You wouldn't laugh if this guy were oozing on your
floor just because some damn midget is listed two lines down from where the
media puts him. I mean, Christ!it all makes me want to fucking vomit. i'm sure i've offended someone
already with the word "fuck." well, fuck you. i'll say what i damn well
please. and you can go eat shit if you don't like it. this is my mind, thisdamn the government. damn religion. damn the pope. damn god. damn you. damn
amerikkka. damn the world. damn everyone.Writer: Mephisto
Everything else by: Mephisto
So in other words.. I WROTE THE WHOLE DAMN THING!The words "Game Over" flashed before Chetter's eyes. He thought to
himself, "Damn...and I was doing so well that time." He found himself in a
circular room with powder-blue walls. Four tall doors were set into thefinancess and so forth. The result was to debunk the whole
damn thing, and hope it would either go away, or they could
solve it in time before it did become public knowledge.but had to ask about the reported astronaut sightings. Yes,
there were sightings on damn near all the "shots", and it
was always feared that the news services would pick up onpanic that could affect the nations security, commerce, industry, finances
and so forth. The result was to debunk the whole damn thing, and hope it
would either go away, or they could solve it in time before it did becomeI hated to break in on Paul when he was talking this freely, but had to ask
about the reported astronaut sightings. Yes, there were sightings on damn
near all the "shots", and it was always feared that the news services would| [The Author Reserves No Copyrights] [February 26, 1986] |
\_____________________________________________________________________________/
So, you're only 17 or 18 years old and damn, you sure could use a good six
pack of Bud. But, you know, your 23 year old friend happens to be out of town
and he is getting little tired of buying your beer. Why not get your own
driver's license and add a few years.It's resolution time again, isn't it? Damn, it's particularly
poignant to start off the year with a kiss goodbye to all thosediscovery of fuzzboxes, feedback, and flipping the switch between
guitar pickups. And damn, they do it well.3. Burn the place down.
4. Make a bunch of free copies (they do have some huge color copiers...heck,
take the damn things home with you.
5. Kill someone and leave the gun in an employees desk...then call the cops.
You can frame these people for all kinds of things: drugs, murder, rape,Chapman: I say!
Cleveland: Yes, Daddy?
Chapman: Croquet hoops look dam' pretty this afternoon.
Cleveland: Frightfully damn pretty.
Idle (as her mother): They're coming along *awfully* well this year.
Chapman: Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops.
Cleveland: Ugh! Dreadful tin things.Whenever a system becomes completely
defined, some damn fool discovers
something which either abolishes thevolume, humidity, and other variables
the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.essentially all zeros. Hmmm?
OK, now I try saving each bank of rom in a file, and catenating them on
the mac. It looks fine, but FE still isn't happy. Damn. Finally I got sick
of trying to extract the roms, so I ripped a copy of the ROM 3 roms out of
GuS (shut up!). And FE booted.| [The Author Reserves No Copyrights] [February 26, 1986] |
\_____________________________________________________________________________/
So, you're only 17 or 18 years old and damn, you sure could use a good six
pack of Bud. But, you know, your 23 year old friend happens to be out of town
and he is getting little tired of buying your beer. Why not get your own
driver's license and add a few years.BUTTHACK'S ARTICLE, YOU DONT TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR PERSONALLY GOTTEN/HACKED
OUT ACCOUNT UNLESS YOU KNOW THEM. AND, ABOVE ALL, DONT POST THEM ON PUBLIC
SYSTEMS WHERE EVERY FED IN 30 STATES CAN GET THEM AND CHECK THEM OUT.
IF ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL ACCOUNTS, THEN THE DAMN THINGS
ARE LIKELY TO BE TURNED OFF FROM TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVING A CREDIT CHECK BY
THE LENOXX BANK OF MASS.skills! Heh. Nice delusion, but nothing near reality... Jobs are
very difficult to locate. And, a GOOD job is damn near impossible to
find. So, if you are still in college, start searching now. Don'tsocializing (if you wanted to; I had plenty of time to, but just
never wanted to). Here in the Real World, there just isn't much damn
time for anything except work. My average day consists of: get up atT W W W aaa T Trojan
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BY Ajax the Trojana TOTAL lamer, that is.) Good luck and PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!
Ajax the Trojan [TWaT PReZ
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~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Another technique includes taking your middle finger, and putting it between yur balls, and letting your palm rest on the tip of your cock. then start rubbing up and down, like a girl rubs her twat, but with your whole hand. If you have a shirt o
n, and you rub your dick against it, it's exciting"@; but pull your shirt away right before you cum.And isn't that what an AE line is all about?
PS: I have no friends
I'm a fatass lard
But I dont care
Kuz I kan KARD!!!1!!11!!!1
!#10[> Museum exibit. !
!#11[> Playboy's nipple cover. !
!#12[> A muzzle for the dog. !
!#13[> Faggot chewing gum. !
!#14[> Slingshot. !
!#15[> Ear warmer. !
!#16[> K-mart brand wedding ring. !!#10[> Museum exibit. !
!#11[> Playboy's nipple cover. !
!#12[> A muzzle for the dog. !
!#13[> Faggot chewing gum. !
!#14[> Slingshot. !
!#15[> Ear warmer. !
!#16[> K-mart brand wedding ring. !Well, worry no more... A group of brilliant people from the
Armed Forces Pirating Guild have come up with a simple, but workable method
to evade those little red slashes that seem to say "nice try, faggot".
***EXPLANATION***Psycoe stood there, eyeing me, like some faggot. "I'm going to kill you." he
said, as he jumped towards me.Satan, I offer you this phile in acceptance in my place in hades with you and
your lovers. I give you my sweet 666 and hope that no faggot rules the earth.
Accept me, and know that I belong in your sweet order for all eternity.A. Cocaine is an extract of the leaves of the coca plant
native to Central and S. America. It is odorless, color-A. Yes! It is estimated that nearly 22 million people
have used cocaine, over 1 million are profoundly dependent,
and there are more than 5 million regular users.Nuff respect like a sensei, ba-bash like Van Damme
So any nigga that claim they bossin
What don't you bring your ass on over to Kris-Slaus SlaussonAnd creepin through the smog
ItUs the number one nigga from the hood
Doggy DoggOn the Rox *Where'sa Hoe Sat (cont.)
Just Flauntin The Triflin Nigga
At Your Own Risk (Buddha Mix) Black Together Again'Ladiezz and gentulmen...
That nigga King Tee and the al-cum-a-holiks'Atak of Da Bal-Headz Phat('N' All Dat)
*Da Mad Face Invasion Da Nex Niguz
Blac Vagina Finda *Getdafucout
*Da Bounca Nigga
Nigga Bridges
As you had probably already guessed, Bacdafucup is just a short intro, not arerouting, substitution of component
parts, or as otherwise determined.
RETARD COIL A coil having a large inductance which
retards sudden changes of the current
flowing through its winding.Chapter Three : Time Syncro Tracing
Time Syncro Tracing is very simple. Let's say Bob Retard is
getting 100 prank calls a night (From those guys who wrote "Anarchy
Phone Pranks I,II,III,IV"). Now Bob calls up the phone company, who
sends out a techie with a clock syncronized to the phone co.'s clock.@heading Reason #9: Useful Innovation Is Inhibited
Due to the evolutionary nature of interface development, interface
copyright will actually retard progress.
Fully fleshed-out interfaces don't often arise as @emph{tours de force} from
the minds of isolated masters. They result from repeatedI've been given a 3 day suspension (comes to the rest of the entire week)
because they don't make a bra that fits me and I refuse to look like a
retard.
I got in at 3:00 am this morning in a fairly reasonable mood. The last
month or so has been getting on my nerves. I'd gone from "walking on water"BOiSE, iDAHO Monty Python
FRED AND THE RETARD Dim
THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? Kilgore TroutDim
FRED AND THE RETARD issue 2The re-establishment of service by rerouting, substitution
of component parts, or as otherwise determined. ++
RETARD COIL
A coil having a large inductance which retards sudden
changes of the current flowing through its winding. ++of the panels. The keseth said, "Within that compartment you will
find a map of the location you seek. I have also supplied tablets
that should lend your companion strength as you seek her salvation.
They should retard the spread of the sword's poison throughout her
system. I fear, however, that she has only a month unless you find
the restorative place."
Cefn thanked the keseth for the help, and he and Ka'en helpedAS A VERY - BOTH TRANSITIVE (JOHN FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE (MARY WAS
FUCKED BY JOHN). IT CAN BE AN ACTIVE VERB (JOHN REALLY GIVES A FUCK) OR A
PASSIVE VERB (MARY REALLY DOESNT GIVE A FUCK). USE IT AS AN ADVERB (MARY IS
FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN) OR A NOUN (MARY IS A FINE FUCK ) OR AN ADJECTIVE
(MARY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL). HOW MANY WORDS ARE AS VERSATILE AS FUCK?
BESIDES ITS SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS, THIS WORD CAN USED TO USED TO DESCRIBE MANYex.lets say you bag grossies... drop a can or something then say
"FUCK... now i fucking did it, shit, now i'm going to lose my fucking job jesus christ
why do i have to always go and fucking screw up!!!"BTW, if you can be bothered, 0141-220-6XXX handles all
calls into and out of The Development Centre down near
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using fucking Risc stations... My mouth was like round my
heels walking thru there.Time : 11:23:00 AM 08/01/1995
Must be some fucking PC then!THE VERY FIRST TIME I BABY-SAT FOR A YOUNG COUPLE I'LL CALL AL AND BARBARA, I
DISCOVERED A MAGAZINE RACK LOADED WITH FOREIGN-LANGUAGE PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES.
WOW! WHAT SEXY PICTURES! COUPLES FUCKING AND SUCKING IN ALL SORTS OF
POSITIONS, MEN FUCKING MEN, AND WOMEN GETTING DOWN ON EACH OTHER. THE WHOLE
ASSORTMENT MADE ME SO HORNY THAT I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES AND GOT MYSELF OFF TWO
OR THREE TIMES.FUCKING YOUR HAND
by : Mr. SexI admit it feels good, fucking your hand. It can do the same for you. But do you know how? This is a for real file, so dont delete it, and maybe you can learn something.(Dave was fucked by Anne). As an adverb (Anne is a good fuck) and
also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As you can see
there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck".Aggression Fuck you!
Difficulty I don't understand the Fucking job.
Displeasure What the Fuck is going on here?killing
raping
eating
fucking
living
hatingas elite as your local 1.3 gig pirate board by putting up the next part of
this file. This ascii art is so fucking bad it will make ansi art groups jiz
in their shorts. No kidding, we at hAk/d feel that a lot of people areall, are a dick. Second, do you think I care? Fuck no, all these people who
spend fuckin days on ANSi just to advertise some fucking board out on
wareznet are fucking lifeles..I make it a rule not to spend over 30 minutesstruggle to keep one week out. Not because I'm slow, mind you, but because
the damned bus companies send in their fucking changes every single day up
to the last second!company not wanting her to go out with her security guard boyfriend because
she's a "suit" now. Big fucking deal, it's not her right to take her mood
out on me. I had one summary that had to be done for that day, and I didn'tA- Yes. A popular nickname for those files are "Fuck Files" and these
are NOT sexual in nature. They are about everyday events in most cases- Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM - /pub/users/jericho/FUCK
- FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuckready for school.. Dad goes outside to start the car warming up when all of a
sudden, two cars swoop in and block the end of the driveway. Richard [DICK]
Waldie leaps out of the car and asks Dad, "Are you Mr. Clifford K.?" Ofattourney general of the state of Minnesota and Dick Waldie.. From what he's
said, Dick Waldie thinks he has his hands on a master criminal.. He said that
Dick started talking about some different types of conspiracies that I mayaction, nor did she move her head laterally at all - these would have
been signs of a good cocksucker. Like Linda Short."Here you go, Annie. Nice job - I gave you some extra lines, you're
such a good little cocksucker."just once???? Please??????" and the wife finally gives in to her
husband's wish and peforms oral sex on him. After she is done they
are lying in bed relaxing and the telephone rings. The husband turns
to his wife and says, "Answer that you cocksucker."
-----In the back of my mind, thoughts of "where does this cocksucker
get off treating me this way?" wandered briefly but I quickly pusheduse the recipe, so please tell all your friends. I can't stand how
much Mrs. Fields charges for her cookies. A 50 cent cookie cost no
more than 4 to 5 cents to make. Doesn't that just make you angry! If
this was a more honest business, I wouldn't bitch about it, but it
isn't so I'm bitching about it!! Let's stop such profit making!!!
Use the recipe, give it to all your friends, upload it to as many
boards you can, do whatever you can to stop this madness!!! I'd loveThe penis is withdrawn from his mouth, more semen coughed up, spit
onto the floor, offered up at the feet of his second attacker.
"Man you gotta learn to swallow, your mother says my jizz is _tasty_!"
He is still kneeling and spitting, hearing the laughter echo about the
small building as Randy approaches. He looks into the face hoveringpoetically philosophize and analyze that wonderfully mysterious
thing that drives us all, sex. But all you sleaze-balls can just
back off and put your hairy palms back in your pockets. This isn't
a pornographic jizz-fest like _Cherry Poptart_ or other "adult"
comics. Ron has a brain and uses it.
On orgasms? "It doesn't matter if I draw a half-assed attempt
[at visually explaining orgasms] because no matter what I or anyoneAnd you, of course, fill in the missing word.
"Son-of-a-Bitch," you say in your mind.
And so does every human being who hears the beep, because the mind
naturally completes recognized patterns, no matter how fragmented theydrying would be rather messy, another procedure was sort.
After not a little bit of work, the following method was found to produce lift
charge of great utility. [pussy lift - purr lift].
First skin the animal out, the procedure used by the sioux indians for skinning
sQuirrels, works real nice. place the skinned carcass in a plastic bucket andThere, an impressive study dealt with the effect of gotu kola on
general mental ability of mentally retarded children. Whole
plants were dried in the shade, powdered, and made into 1/2 gram(Centella Asiatica) on the General Mental Ability (Medhya) of
Mentally Retarded Children, Journal of Indian Medicine (August
25, 1973), p.9-12.onto the damp grass next to me so we could face each other's spread legs.
The outline of her cunt was barely visible in the darkness but I only
needed to feel, not see. Closing my eyes in a dreamy ecstasy, I coveredand she gasped in tiny whimpers. Her arms and hands gripped my legs,
holding them tightly around her head. Her mouth wallowed in my cunt.IT CAN BE MATERNAL- HE'S A MOTHER FUCKER.
IT CAN BE INCESTOUS- I'LL BE A MOTHER FUCKER.
IT CAN BE NAUTICAL- FUCK THE ADMIRAL2 to 3times a day, NOT DROWNDING it, just enough water, Not too much, Not
too little.Just enough.
16. Nows the time for the Horse Shit too come into play, the plant you are
growing is going too need alot of Minerals, and Soil just doesn't have what
the plant does...So get your manure and lay it out on top of the soil, around
the plant etc...Also what else works is Earth Worms, they richen the soil,Ingredients:
horse shit (extracted)
human blood (type depends on victim)Get the extracted horse shit and mix the shit with the blood. The proportion
of the blood with respect to the shit is 3 to 1, which means for every 1 oz.INGREDIENTS:
HORSE SHIT (EXTRACTED)
HUMAN BLOOD (TYPE DEPENDS ON VICTIM)GET THE EXTRACTED HORSE SHIT AND MIX THE SHIT WITH THE BLOOD. THE PROPORTION
OF THE BLOOD WITH RESPECT TO THE SHIT IS 3 TO 1, WHICH MEANS FOR EVERY 1 OZ.toxins and bodily wastes, as well as making bleeding and cleaning easier. Under
ideal conditions, the specimen will then be stunned into insensitivity. Sharp
unexpected blows to the head are best, tranquilizers not being recommended as
they may taint the flavor of the meat. If this is not possible without exciting
the animal and causing a struggle (which will pump a greater volume of blood
and secretions such as adrenaline throughout the body), a single bullet through
the middle of the forehead or back of the skull will suffice.<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="G/gang1.txt">gang1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7605<BR><TD> EROTICA: Fantasy Party
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her way of saying that "I hope we can just be friends.
A Slut is a woman that will sleep with anyone. A Bitch is a woman that will
sleep with anyone but you. All women are Bitches.
Only beautiful women who are engaged or engaged to be engaged or married orreadiness of a female for an encounter. The stallion will approach the
mare from behind and make a squealing noise...if the mare is in heat she
will "wink" her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine. The
stallion will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut)
before she will acquiesse. The mare will often prove recalcitrant for some
time, even threatening to kick the stallion. As he squeals and nips her
however, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her andhis tortured ass-muscle. He feels a hand grab the back of his head,
pulling at his hair so his face is pointing upward.
"You the camp slut this Summer, huh Spaz?"
He squeezes his eyes shut against leering face of Randy's friend.:-) .
an outie:
:-) ,
a slut:
:-) <
a celibate:
:-) >guys, but if you missed it last semester you're
out of luck. This is gonna be her last time
playing Janet..."
The audience chanted en masse, "Slut! --
Not yet, give her time."
"Three year Rockette veteran, Dana Scully!
Come up here, Dana, we love you.""He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!"
"Jane, you ignorant slut."
"No! That's just what they'll be expecting us to do!"How: serve over ice with a cherry
- HAIRY SLUT if served without cherry
- FRIDGID HAIRY VIRGIN if ice is blendedserve over ice with a cherry
(if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT)
(if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN)satisfies the needs of a violent prison ward. Cum-drenched adventure on par
with the Horny Biker Slut. Eros Comics, PO Box 25070 Seattle WA 98125**** Horny Biker Slut #6 - Slut contests, live sex act auditions, porn
movies, biker gang wars, weird perversions, and more in this action-packedbribe taker
_Icky-m00se_ (Dominic White): Representative of the state of
Lousy Bagpipe Playing, official Congressional slut
_Austerem00se_ (Evan Pongress): Representative of the state of
Rigor Mortis, frequently deceased keeper of the officialIn all honesty, this one probably deserves a ***, but for some inexplicable
reason, it just doesn't grab me like some other comics. Fantagraphics Books.
**** Horny Biker Slut #7 - More cum-drenched, perverted action as the HBS
takes on the ultimate-stud Highway Patrolman, motorcycle repair-sluts, black
bars, and intergalactic sex-slave empires. Extremely explicit. Last Gasp.arm, which was her fighting arm, was almost shredded. With her right
hand, Lana pushed herself up to a sitting position. Tara walked over
to help her, but Lana fended off the assistance with a menacing
gesture. "Get away from me, you slut," she growled, dragging herself
to her feet. Then she hobbled over to her sword and dagger, leaving
a trail of blood. After getting her weapons, Lana turned towards
Tara, "This is not the end, Sister. You will not live to see thePhiladelphia, PA 19102-8152
Look for Cherry Jubilee #1 on the comic shelves! Celebrating 10 years
of everyone's favorite slut, Cherry Poptart.
Video Xcitement magazine - listings of the best amateur home videos.
Now that everyone has a camcorder, this scene is getting hot!Personal greetings go out to the following people.....
Amoeba Wonderboy, Anthrax, Electric Jester, Entity, Flex Motta, F-Stop, Galaxy
Raider, Glass Head, Grimm, Infiltrator, Joshua, Knight Excalibur, Mad Man, Mr.
Ferrari, N Slut, Rabid Pagan, Shadow Knight, Style Soft, Techno, The High
Evoluationary, The Keeper, The Messiah, Tri Nitro Toluene, And Watchman.
Listing Of Current UPi Members....."Um-- well," I stammered, "I'm also having sessions with Trish
Brooks."
"That slut!" one of the girls behind her muttered.
"And Steve did want me to hypnotize you into loving him..."at the present crisis?
"A drab of stat, a cloth-o'-silver slut,
To have her train borne up, and her soul trail in the
dirt."a weird sexual shape to *everything*. Very original, and not a bad story.
Rip Off Press.
*** Horny Biker Slut #8 - The biker slut rescues a pregnant girl from the
streets and lets her stay in the apartment with the roommates. After a hot
and heavy session, they decide to get back at the creep who knocked her up and
left. Plus, HBS strips by D.B. Velveeda, Scott Phillips, and others, veryPat Robertson's Recommended Comics:
***** Cherry #15 - On a trip into the countryside, our favorite slut Cherry
encounters hillbillies, Bigfoot, biker/4x4 gangs, reclusive cults, pot farmers,
and yuppie retreats. The sex and parties roll as they all get together. Plus,
Cherry and Ellie travel back millions of years and find intelligent and"Let's Do It," a parody of sellout MC's that will have you laughing
just by how bad it is. Then there's "Psycho Slut From Hell," probably
the best original on the tape, about a woman that makes any "bitch" inT+3:15 to end. None. Static, silence.
Serpentin
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@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@-==-@includes a real pictorial with Sarah. Revolutionary comics.
**** Cherry's Jubilee #4 - More adventures of everyone's favorite teenage
slut, by Larry Welz and others. This one includes a different version of the
little mermaid story, the French Resistance, and Cherry does Mayberry. More
explicit cartoons per page than any other. Kitchen Sink Press.is draining him of his magic by screwing him to death. Lots of action in
this one. Plus, vintage b&d pictures from yesteryear. Venus Comics.
***** Cherry #19 - Everyone's favorite party girl/slut takes on two
stereotypes in this issue. First, she's upstaged by the ultra-siliconed
blonde bimbo twins who will do anything, then she finds out that the big
"super-jocks" aren't necessarily proportionally gifted. Plus, more picsarm, which was her fighting arm, was almost shredded. With her right
hand, Lana pushed herself up to a sitting position. Tara walked over
to help her, but Lana fended off the assistance with a menacing
gesture. "Get away from me, you slut," she growled, dragging herself
to her feet. Then she hobbled over to her sword and dagger, leaving
a trail of blood. After getting her weapons, Lana turned towards
Tara, "This is not the end, Sister. You will not live to see thefirst you take a orange and cut it half way through. then a peice of JUICY
FRUIT
gum. listen to me use juicy fruit dumbass. put the piece of gum in the orange
and then put it in a plastic bag in your fridge for a month. then take it out
and keep the gum. then eat a peice this big |------| prepare to be tripped
outwrapped her lips around my sensitive button and sucked it like a small
cock. While it was apparent that Maria had done this before and it was my
first time, I was almost blind with desire for her.He knelt on the ground and positioned his cock at Maria's opening.
He guided the meat inside, and I started licking her juices from his hard
Shell.BI \-B " animal
bestiality with
.I animal.I /usr/lib/sex/animals
animals for bestiality
.TP94. Cause a girl to become pregnant?
95. Committed statutory rape?
96. Committed forcible rape?
97. Committed zoophilia (screwed an animal)?
98. Committed adultery?
99. Committed incest?
100. Committed a felony other than those mentioned aboveDistress, n:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
Dyke, n:
A woman who kick-starts her vibrator.
Egotist, n:55. I don't give a fuck | je m`en tamponne le coquillard, je m`en fous
56. fuck off | la ferme, rideau
57. to lay | tirer un coup, baiser, mique
58. dyke/faggot | /gouine, gousse/tapette, tante, pedale
59. to goose s.o. | mettre la main au panier
60. to blow s.o. | tailler une pipe
61. a pig (cop) | un condeSid [The Judge's law clerk] Claire Stansfield
District Attorney Daryl Lodwick Ritch Brinkley
Wilson Mooney [Hank Jenning's Lawyer] Jed Mills
Mr. Racine [Leo Johnson's Lawyer] Van Dyke Parks
Twin Peaks High School:Commander Adama..........Lorne Greene Creator................Glen A. Larson
Col. Boomer........Herb Jefferson Jr. Exec. Producer.........Glen A. Larson
Lt. Troy..................Kent McCord Music....................Stu Phillips
Lt. Dillon.............Barry Van Dyke Producers.............David O'Connell
Jamie Hamilton.........Robyn Douglass Frank Lupo
Dr. Zee..........Robbie Rist(premier) Jeff Freilich
Patrick Stuart(others) Art Director.......Sherman Loudermilk64. Mr. Racine (Leo's Lawyer): A reference to Lawrence Kasdan's "Body
Heat" in which William Hurt plays a seedy lawyer in a movie inspired by
"Double Indemnity" (See note #46) (CN). (Also, Racine -in TP- is played by
Van Dyke Parks, the avante-garde composer-arranger who worked with
Beach Boy Brian Wilson (DGP))
(From 2006)Bill brightened. "You ain't gonna BELIEVE what I got in the bag. But
first I gotta tell ya about last night. They went out and forgot to lock the
fuckin' box, man!! I had the Playboy Channel goin' all night!! They had WOMEN
ON SEX which was pretty dumb; some psychologist who looked like a dyke yakkin'
about the G-spot was like, a total myth and how women could only obtain
pleasure through non-sexist-oriented pornography and a buncha stuff. But after
that they had SEXCETERA and there was this great thing on public sex in NewUnhampered by propriety, niceness, discretion, public opinion,
`morals', the respect of assholes, always funky, dirty, low-down
SCUM gets around... and around and around... they've seen the whole
show -- every bit of it -- the fucking scene, the dyke scene --
they've covered the whole waterfront, been under every dock and
pier -- the peter pier, the pussy pier... you've got to go through
a lot of sex to get to anti-sex, and SCUM's been through it all,However, entry by officers into private areas of curtilage
will constitute an intrusion into fourth amendment rights. In
United States v. Van Dyke, (27) officers began a surveillance of a
rural home from a neighbor's property. As darkness fell the
officers moved in closer to obtain a better vantage point. ``The
officers walked through trees growing along the boundary betweenexample of what a man should be. In their opinion, if everyone
would act as Jesus did all would be well.
On December 7, 1931, Dr. Henry Van Dyke preached at the Brick
Presbyterian Church, New York City, that the way to end the
financial depression was to act as Jesus would: "We can judge only
by what he did and said in the first century, an age not soThe orgasm jolted from deep inside me, almost unexpectedly, and I thrashed
uncontrollably. My pussy gushed as I licked and mouthed Maria's hot,You respond by squeezing him with your cunt with all your might!..
he thrashes in you like a wild animal and you feel your orgasm mounting
as this freshman young cock pounds into you wildly to fulfill itsjunkies is around 60 percent.) In England's Liverpool, a harm
reduction pioneer hard hit by heroin, that rate is now 1.6 percent.Amsterdam alone swaps nearly a million syringes a year through
clinics and vans that crisscross the city, dispensing the heroin substitute
methadone, clean needles and AIDS advice. The mobile approachchurch music by many "bands"), BOB'S MEDIA POLLUTION (60 min. of even more
recent Church music, of all flavors), HOUR OF SLACK (many titles available)
$10 SPECIAL: HOUR OF SLACK 400 & 401: Lonesome Cowboy Dave in Hell - special
improv with Stang, Mary^2, Brain Rot Radio Theatre (Cleveland) $10 for 2 tapes
New Video, $20: CLUB NO NEW YEARS DALLAS DEVIVAL - Bulldada special effects
master St. Joe Riley barrage-edited (ARISE-style, with billions of weird clips)
the footage from this spectacular multi-media show starring Sister Mary^2,
PerlArmed Forces Pirating Guild have come
up with a simple, but workable method
to evade those little red slashes that
seem to say "nice try, faggot".
***EXPLANATION***Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: To Err is Hitler
Keywords: funnyThe following began life as a Top Ten list of "Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler."
it was passed around during a lecture in a political science class of mine andInsult the Author's mother.
.TP
.B \-N
Accuse the Author of Neo-Nazi leanings.
.TP
.B \-O
Quote obscure references proving falsehood of the posting.