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RubyIf you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean...
There's no time to discriminate; hate every motherfucker that's in your way!
You world is an ashtray; we burn and coil like cigarettes...Each thing I show you is a piece of my death.
Shoot shoot shoot motherfucker
No salvation... No forgiveness...Yeah, but to do what?
Yeah, sure. Whip it with a stick and piss on the hood.
Yeah.Forget that everybody thinks I'm an asshole? Would you like everybody to think you're an asshole?
Go piss up a flagpole!
He's gone. He's over. He's monkey meat.Let's go! Let's go!
Well that's great! That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty shit now!
Switching to DCS ranging.They're in the approach corridor.
You sure? Watch it...behind you. Fucking move, will you!
You're just reading me.I seriously doubt that.
I sound like a sensible fucking man, is what I sound like.
I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot.Now Jimmie, don't do nothin' stupid like puttin' that out in front of your house for Elmo the garbage man to take away.
Now mean fuckin' now! Do it or die, do it or fucking die!
Now the night of the fight, you may fell a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.Fuck you.
Fucking clueless-they're interrogating the entire school. Teachers, students, staff, janitors...
Get in the car and drive down to the Mackenzie's.Contre senior Lobo.
Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a fuck.
they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register.
Busboys, some wetback gettin' paid a dollar fifty a hour gonna really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner.
Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on.
One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face.
Correct-amundo! And that's what we're gonna be, we're gonna be cool.'Cause if I gotta get into it with my friend about his wife over your boy Vincent, I'm gonna have bad feelings.
'Cause I'm a boxer. And after you've said that, you've said pretty much all there is to say about me.
Now maybe that son-of-a- bitch tonight was once at one time a boxer. If he was, then he was dead before his ass ever stepped in the ring.
I just put the poor bastard outta his misery. And if he never was a boxer -- That's what he gets for fuckin' up my sport.
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
Check out the big brain on Brett. You'a smart motherfucker, that's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Check.Nothing. No movement.
Outstanding. Then all we need's a deck of cards. All right, let's move like we got a purpose.
Ow! Shit. Watchit, she bites.
Poor bastard.
Prep for dust-off. We're gonna need an immediate evac.
Save it.
Sounds like a blown transaxle. You're just grinding metal.Because it is the answer!
Because it is a suitable topic!
Scarlet is the head of the weapons development division. She laughs like this: Kyahahahahaha.
Scarlet is a really big slut.
Dad hates Scarlet.
Scarlet never lets her bed get cold.
Scarlet is a two gil whore. Fi' dollah. Love you long time. Sucky-sucky. Numbah one boom-boom.Gorman! Give it a rest would you.
Thanks a lot! Now I can't hear shit.
Burke!A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit.
That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.You know I could go for some breakfast. What to have breakfast with me?
You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
You know what you two look like?Arrgh. I'm getting too old for this shit.
I mean breathing, not this frozen shit.
Need anything else?
Shee-it. Dumbass colonists. What's this crap supposed to be?
Two-four-o. Nominal to profile. Picking up some hull ionization.
Yeah...previews.
Cheater!There's no one here to save ourself.
This is what you should fear
You are what you should fear
There's an apple in the pussy mouth
Now I am the dinner whore
There's a tumor in the T.V. mouth
Burn it out before it growsGOAWAYLEAVEMEALONE!
God, I loved it. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Sid--SuperBitch!
God, look at this place, it's THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN.I'm gonna gut your ass in a second.
I'm gonna rip you up bitch. Just like your slut whore mother.
I'm not here to fight.Why won't you check out LV-426?
I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now!
She's gone! Let's go!Forget it.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Get back here, both of you. Fall back to Operations.So...
So?
Some guy whose hair is falling out and his stomach's hanging over his belt and everything he eats makes him fart.
He looks at someone like me and thinks, "This kid's young and strong and has a full, rich future ahead of him, what's he got to bitch about?"
Sorry, Dad. The moment before you called, I had a chest spasm and I blew lung fluid all over the place.
It was making me ill looking at it. But gee, it's sure great of you to call. I'm sure there're alot of fathers who wouldn't take time out from their busy schedules to call a dumb, sick teenager.
Splendid.Anti sober
Anti whore
There will never be a enough of anti moreI lift you up liekt he sweetest angel,
I'll tear you down, like a whore,
I will bury your God in my warm spitSaddam Hussein is fucked in the head.
George Bush is an idiot.
Judge Starr is an asshole.
Newt Gingrich is a self-righteous asshole.
Rush Limbaugh is confused and ignorant.
My wife is a babe.
Chelsie is my daughter.Scarlet never lets her bed get cold.
Scarlet is a two gil whore. Fi' dollah. Love you long time. Sucky-sucky. Numbah one boom-boom.
Scarlet would make zug-zug with Hojo. Eww.
Palmer is a big fatass.
Palmer is the head of the space program. He just sits on his fat ass all day and eats donuts.
Palmer got hit by a truck. Stupid Palmer.
Heidegger is a fat fascist git.Anti black
The Anti world is on my back
Anti gay and Anti dope
I am the faggot Anti-Pope
Antichrist superstar
Anti peace
Anti lifeThink nothing of it.
This ain't a fuckin' joke man!
This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a seller's market. Coke is fuckin' dead as disco.
Heroin's comin' back in a big fuckin' way. It's this whole seventies retro. Bell bottoms, heroin, they're as hot as hell.
This fucked up bitch is Marsellus Wallace's wife. Now if she fuckin' croaks on me, I'm a grease spot.
But before he turns me into a bar soap, I'm gonna be forced to tell 'im about how you coulda saved her life, but instead you let her die on your front lawn.
This is me. I brush my teeth all night long and into the early morning. Do you think I have a problem?You're father's a toad and your Mom's always wired out, but so what? They're old. That's natural.
It's kind of like being in the belly of the beast isn't it?
Everybody thinks you're an asshole.Maybe if you didn't cat like and asshole...
Not everybody thinks you're an asshole. Mr. Rooney likes you.
Somebody who threatens to sock people's tits has a problem.I have an inspector and two officers waiting at the front door.
My dear fellow, life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent.
We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.
If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outré results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable.
A certain selection and discretion must be used in producing a realistic effect.
I have seen those symptoms before.
Perhaps I have trained myself to see what others overlook. If not, why should you come to consult me?public_html
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<P>Conversely, a well-used schwing-ball is called an `old-master' (and is
referred to by one interloper as a `whore').</P>
<P>The name `schwing-ball' itself is clouded in mystery, and its true origins
may never be known. Popular myth indicates it arose from the habit ofif i don't stop soon, i'm gonna cap my own ass with mah
9mm glock and end this shit, so i can bust some dope moves
with mah homies once again. we used to smoke some nasty weed,d_board
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