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'You\'ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.',
  'Christ on a bendy bus son, don\'t be such a fucking faff arse.',
  'I\'m gonna come over there, I\'m gonna lock you in a fucking flotation tank and pump it full of sewage until you fucking drown.',
  'Within your \'purview\'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock.',
  'I wouldn\'t fucking piss on you if you were fucking allergic to piss, right?',
  'Get over here. Now. Might be advisable to wear brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood.',
  'Enough! E-fucking-nough. You need to learn to shut your fucking cave. Right? Today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid fuck. You took the data loss media strategy and you ate with a lump of E.coli. And then you sprayed it our of your arse at 300 mph.',

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const thirdPerson = [
  'He\'s useless. He\'s absolutely useless. He\'s as useless as a marzipan dildo.',
  'I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. He\'s so dense that light bends around him.',
  'I think we should use the \'carrot and stick\' approach. You take a carrot, you stick it up his fucking arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot.',
  'I could always go and fire a warning shot across his throat.',