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SLASHEM-Extended
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"Your mother is so greasy she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.",
"Yo mama's so dry it takes a gallon of water to get her pussy wet!",
"Your mother is like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.","Yo mama's so nasty she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!",
"Your mother's such a slut, her pussy is called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin!",
"Your mother is so nasty i went to her house and ask whats for dinner she opened she legs and said FISHSTCKS want some!","dolt",
"dude",
"emo",
"faggot",
"failure",
"flea",
"fool","a soldier checking up on a gun.", /* they have firearms in SLASH'EM */
"someone talking about the grenade cache.", /* and also frag grenades */
"General MacArthur!",
"the senior drill instructor shouting at you for being a lazy fatass!",
"someone sneer 'Where you from, soldier? Texas?? Holy shit, you know what comes from Texas!'", /* Half Life: Opposing Forceses */
"hear someone scream 'FIRE! IN! THE! ASS! HOLE!'",
"hear someone pulling the pin of a grenade, and shockedly realize it's a double free corruption grenade that can crash the game!", /* bug that existed in SLEX */register struct monst *mtmp;
char *nam;
{
boolean fmlkind = mtmp->female; /* wtf why did that use "is_female"??? that's retarded! --Amy */
const char *devnam;
/* Amy edit: more names, mainly ones of active players and variant developers */if (obj->otyp == ORCISH_ARROW && uwep &&
uwep->otyp == ORCISH_BOW) multishot++;
break;
case PM_HOBBIT: /* slings are retarded weapons according to Jacob Black, so a little bonus is in order... --Amy */
if (skill == P_SLING) multishot++;
break;
default:"omg that monster has 'girl' in its name that is soooooo offensive",
"oh my god amy keeps doubling down on the offensiveness",
"slex is sexist",
"the stupid obsession with body functions is retarded",
"holy shit the transvestite role breaks new ground in offensiveness",
"the game is full of transmisogyny",
"discrimination everywhere! dont play slex!",}
/* It was really retarded that you would also drop the weapon, because drop_weapon() is already called
someplace else and this was interfering with the "chance to keep stuff on" code. --Amy */
if ((otmp = uarmg) != 0 && !uarmg->stckcurse) {
if (donning(otmp)) cancel_don();"Your mum's so dark every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on!",
"Your mom is such a dumb slut, she tried to fuck the atm for money!",
"Your mother'S SUCH A SLUT THAT SUM PEOPLE SAY THE WIND BLOWS FOR FREE, HOW MUCH U CHARGE.",
C"Your mom teeth so yellow that when she looked up at the sun the sun said hey cuz!",
"Your mom such a slut, she thinks L.O.V.E. stands for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy.",
"Your mum's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.",if (pettype == PM_ROTHE) petname = "Rambo";
if (pettype == PM_GEEK) petname = "Tacitus";
if (pettype == PM_SOFTWARE_BUG) petname = "Signal 11";
if (pettype == PM_ROOMBA) petname = "Asshole Vacuum Cleaner";
if (pettype == PM_CUNTGUN_TROOPER) petname = "Sergeant McShithead";
if (pettype == PM_DRATINI) petname = "DRAGO";
if (pettype == PM_ROBOT) petname = "Meliha";"You're just another sorry ass!",
"Hey, this is my first night!",
"You know, I used to be a marine before the OP.", /* Vice City */
"Cocksucker!",
"I'll kick your nuts flat!", /* yes the PC can be female, but who cares? */
"I'm no slut, I just need the money!",
"I'll be sitting on you in a second.",/* Sigh again. I had already given up (see below), and now of course this line was also causing
* the savegame error again. One day I will fucking eradicate newsym() entirely. BULLSHIT! *//* yet another update by Amy: I give up. No fucking idea why the line below is causing the savegame error,
* but it is. Apparently, calling this function during saving fucks up the "uwep" or "uswapwep" structures,if (tin.tin && tin.tin->oartifact == ART_YASDORIAN_S_PARTLY_EATEN_T) {
pline("YEEEEEECH! What the FUCKING HELL was in there???");
u.uprops[NASTINESS_EFFECTS].intrinsic |= FROMOUTSIDE;}/* else {
return 0;
}*/
/* your legs are not fucking welded to the horse, so you should be able to kick monsters too!!! --Amy */
} else if (Wounded_legs) {
/* note: jump() has similar code */
Your("%s is in no shape for kicking.", body_part(LEG));
Perlif ($slex) {
push @ms, "MS_$_" for qw(SUPERMAN FART_QUIET FART_NORMAL FART_LOUD BOSS SOUND SHOE
STENCH DOUGLAS_ADAMS PUPIL TEACHER PRINCIPAL SMITH
WHORE CONVERT HCALIEN CASINO GIBBERISH GLYPHS SOCKS PANTS
HANDY CAR JAPANESE SOVIET SNORE PHOTO REPAIR DRUGS COMBAT
MUTE CORONA TRUMPET PAIN BRAG PRINCESSLEIA SISSY SING ALLA
POKEDEX BOT APOC LIEDER GAARDIEN MISSING SELFHARM CLOCK OHGODif(!obj->leashmon && number_leashed() >= MAXLEASHED) {
You(FunnyHallu ? "futilely try to leash that bitch but it slips away!" : "cannot leash any more pets.");
return;"Mr. Don", "Jimmy Pegorino", "Galdryn the Green", "Shaduroth", "Nauselom", "Greuvenia the Pox", "Ikrella the Witch", "Elder Demus Fathien", "game-freezing ninja lord", "Yagu Matasai", "Osayo Narakami wearing a cerberus band and a winter katana",
"General Ironside", "pain in the butt", "ass-fucker", "General Mohmar Deathstrike", "paladin tank", "emperor overlord", "aurora alpha bomber", "king raptor", "attack outpost", "lag defense tower", "stinger site", "tunnel network", "nuclear missile silo",
"particle uplink cannon", "scud storm", "construction dozer", "tactical superweapon", "commander in chief", "terrorist", "S.W.A.T. member", "undercover cop", "Superman", "Gordon Freeman", "G-Man", "Colonel Shepard", "Drill Sergeant Sharp","Sadist",
"Kinky Fucker",
"Punisher",if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Satan's Secret Storage") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";
if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Main Container") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";
if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Arti Lockbox") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Eyes Everywhere") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";
if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Radar Up!") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";
if (petname && !(strcmpi(petname, "Let's Go On A Hunt") ) ) petname = "Cheating Bastard";"Landlord",
"Grime", "Dog Shit", "Fag Butt", /* various forms of garbage - the latter is an actual term for "cigarette", you can stop whining about political correctness */
"Private",pline("For some reason, you cannot %s%s the stone%s!",
word, obj->corpsenm ? " any of" : "",
plur(obj->quan));
if (FunnyHallu) pline("Your fault for picking it up, you damn idiot!"); /* YANI by Yasdorian */
}
obj->corpsenm = 0; /* reset */
obj->bknown = 1;FemaleTrapKristina += duration;
break;
case 28:
if (!FemtrapActiveRuth) pline("These damn people want to use your precious clothing to brush off their dirty shoes!");
FemaleTrapLou += duration;
break;
case 29:/* Achievement bitfield:
* bit meaning
* 0 killed an elder priest
* 1 killed the Motherfucker Glass Golem
* 2 killed Tiksrvzllat
* 3 killed the BOFH
* 4 reached the bottom of the Swimming Poolselse if (obj->otyp == BLOCK_HEELED_SANDAL) pline("Mmmmmmmm, the massive block heel hits your %s so wonderfully painfully!", body_part(HEAD));
else if (obj->otyp == INKA_BOOT) pline("You come right as the lovely, soft boot heel hits you.");
else if (obj->otyp == SEXY_MARY_JANE) pline("Wow, the area between your %s gets all wet as the fleecy-soft, massive block heel hits you!", makeplural(body_part(LEG)) );
else if (obj->otyp == PROSTITUTE_SHOE) pline("You have an orgasm as you hit yourself with the incredibly female prostitute shoe.");
else if (obj->otyp == SOFT_LADY_SHOE) pline("You feel wonderful intense pain as the incredibly soft lady shoe hits you.");
else if (obj->otyp == STEEL_WHIP) {
if (flags.female) You_feel("like a submissive girl as you whip yourself!");if (mtmp->mtame) {
verbl_msg = "Hey, I like you. Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?";
} else if (mtmp->mpeaceful) {
verbl_msg = "Want me to ejaculate my semen into your orifice, girl? *snicker*";
}
else verbl_msg = "You will be forced to give birth to my child, bitch!";
} else {else You_hear("a rustling sound!");
break;
case MS_SEMEN:
verbalize(flags.female ? "I'll ejaculate my semen into your vagina." : "Damn, why can't you be female, you asshole?");
break;
case MS_SCIENTIST:
verbalize("I'll plug my quantum harmonizer into your photon resonance chamber!");"Foxhound",
"Big Boss",
"Solid Snake",
"Colonel Campbell", "Deepthroat", "The Patriots", /* probably some TV show or movie? */
"Red Robe",
"Reader",
"Scribbler",