Source Code Containing the Phrase "ejaculate"

Python

'yoga' : ['Yoga Teacher Fuck', 'Yoga Pants', 'Nude Yoga', 'Naked Yoga', 'Yoga Class', 'Yoga Pussy', 'Yoga Fuck'],

# /*cum, cumming*/
'cum' : ['cum',  'cumming', 'cummings', 'ejaculate', 'ejaculated', 'ejaculating', 'sperm', 'load', 'shemen','jizz','spunk'],
'cumming' : ['cum',  'cumming', 'cummings', 'ejaculate', 'ejaculating', 'sperm', 'load', 'shemen','jizz','spunking'],
'cummings' : ['cum',  'cumming', 'cummings', 'ejaculate', 'ejaculated', 'ejaculating', 'sperm', 'load', 'shemen','jizz'],
'ejaculate' : ['cum',  'cumming', 'cummings', 'ejaculate', 'ejaculated', 'ejaculating', 'sperm', 'load', 'shemen','jizz'],

Python

x.enqueue('anon')
    x.enqueue('ordinariness')
    x.enqueue('conquerable')
    x.enqueue('ejaculate')
    test("""[dunno, sissy, anon, ordinariness, conquerable, ejaculate]""", str(x))
    x.dequeue()
    test("""[sissy, anon, ordinariness, conquerable, ejaculate]""", str(x))

Python

words = set(['l3i+ch', 'Shity', 'schlong', 'schmuck', 'c0k', 'ejackulate', 'Mutha Fukah', 'jism', 'skankey', 'skankee', 'jiss', 'masturbate', 'l3itch', 'sh1tter', 'fag', 'orifice', 'pimmel', 'pakie', 'clits', 'kraut', 'dilld0s', 'wetback', 'scheiss', 'nigger', 'n1gr', 'dupa', 'masturbated', 'son-of-a-bitch', 'faen', 'hore', 'porn', 'Mother Fukah', 'c0cks', 'orgasm', 'sh1t', 'fucks', 'arschloch', 'b00b', 'kuk', 'jackoff', 'shemale', 'fcuk', 'nazis', 'cawks', 'wh0re', 'chink', 'fuker', 'ejakulate', 'Fudge Packer', 'massterbait', 'masterbates', 'sadist', 'orgasim;', 'h4x0r', 'p0rn', 'feg', 'crap', 'dirsa', 'Mutha Fucker', 'shitz', 'Assface', 'shits', 'asswipe', 'foreskin', 'masstrbate', 'helvete', 'Phuck', 'pussee', 'teez', 'penis', 'kyrpa', 'b!+ch', 'queef', 'dominatrics', 'Mutha Fukker', 'wank', 'Mother Fuker', 'fuck', 'dyke', 'niigr;', 'nigur;', 'Shyte', 'Fukkah', 'skribz', 'testicle', 'd4mn', 'gayboy', 'xrated', 'jisim', 'sh1ter', 'fart', 'lesbian', 'cock-head', 'fitt', 'pizda', 'boiolas', 'nepesaurio', 'faigs', 'cazzo', 'fanculo', 'paska', 'peinus', 'f u c k e r', 'g00k', 'c0ck', 'hell', 'penuus', 'japs', 'cipa', 'sh1ts', 'sh1tz', 'gook', 'dike', 'Ekrem', 'daygo', 'Slutty', 'honkey', 'vag1na', 'Motha Fukkah', 'Fukken', 'mibun', 'skank', 'Fukker', 'pillu', 'pr1ck', 'slutz', 'sluts', 'asshole', 'ejaculate', 'bassterds', 'Shitty', 'ass', 'rautenberg', 'Kurac', 'boobs', 'motherfucker', 'fatass', 'Felcher', 'lesbo', 'assh0le', 'mulkku', 'kunt', 'cuntz', 'cunty', 'cock-sucker', 'cunts', 'turd', 'pr1k', 'fuckin', 'orgasum', 'hoor', 'merda', 'twat', 'bitch', 'shipal', 'dego', 'recktum', 'scank', 'wh00r', 'bi7ch', 'vagiina', 'b!tch', 'vagina', 'Phukker', 'anus', 'ayir', 'Ass Monkey', 'hui', 'ash0les', 'Fotze', 'Mutha Fukkah', 'sharmuta', 'dikes', 'sharmute', 'gayz', 'buceta', 'assh0lez', 'Mother Fucker', 'clit', 'penus', 'Fukkin', '@$$', 'dildo', 'orospu', 'Motha Fukker', 'vaj1na', 'cabron', 'spierdalaj', 'nazi', 'splooge', 'kusi', 'screw', 'bastard', 'Lezzian', 'assholz', 'orifiss', 'suka', 'peenus', 'ahole', 'knobz', 'knobs', 'fagit', 'pen1s', 'dild0', 'shitter', 'Ekto', 'butt-pirate', 'oriface', 'Fuck', 'kurwa', 'peeenus', 'jizz', 'Motha Fucker', 'assholes', 'Phuc', 'jizm', 'queer', 'Phuk', 'Mother Fukker', 'dick', 'jap', 'Carpet Muncher', 'penis-breath', 'hoore', 'smut', 'nastt', 'kike', 'CockSucker', 'gaygirl', 'qahbeh', 'skanck', 'enema', 'vulva', 'w0p', 'klootzak', 'bollock', 'fux0r', 'faig', 'hoer', 'arses', 'Flikker', 'wop', 'dominatrix', 'piss', 'Lipshitz', 'queers', 'Lipshits', 'queerz', 'faget', 'gays', 'h0re', 'fagz', 'faggit', 'dildos', 'Fukin', 'w00se', 'Mother Fukkah', 'puuke', 'flipping the bird', 'assrammer', 'Blow Job', 'masstrbait', 'Shyt', 'damn', 'sh!+', 'niiger;', 'dziwka', 'gay', 'xxx', 'chuj', 'packy', 'bitchy', 'kunts', 'spic', 'mother-fucker', 'kuntz', 'pecker', 'packi', 'cunt', 'schlampe', 'sh!t', 'pr0n', 'phuck', 'guiena', 'cock', 'fuk', 'Shyty', 'buttwipe', 'fags', 'hoar', 'whore', 'muie', 'ficken', 'Biatch', 'Skanky', 'skanks', 'cockhead', 'skurwysyn', 'fucker', 'preteen', 'fucked', 'fagg1t', 'arse', 'retard', 'masochist', 'perse', 'puuker', 'vajina', 'sphencter', 'chraa', 'feces', 'mouliewop', 'Fukk', 'dilld0', 'cnts', 'picka', 'orafis', 'yed', 'cocks', 'niggers', 'pierdol', 'cntz', 'Huevon', 'cum', 'dicks', 'asholes', 'knob', 'scrotum', 'puta', 'shitty', 'blowjob', 'bastards', 'wichser', 'va1jina', 'bastardz', 'nigger;', 'cawk', 'jerk-off', 'packie', 'Poonani', 'dominatricks', 'bi+ch', 'nigga', 'fucking', 'God-damned', 'vittu', 'andskota', 'qweir', 'fag1t', 'amcik', 'Motha Fuker', 'peeenusss', 'fanny', 'boffing', 'Sh!t', 'muschi', 'slut', 'polack', 'futkretzn', 'Fukah', 'h0ar', 'masokist', 'Clit', 'qweerz', 'schaffer', 'qweers', 'mofo', 'vullva', 'pussy', 'h00r', 'kuksuger', 'f u c k', 'pusse', 'enculer', 'pr1c', 'masterbate', 'masturbating', 'kawk', 'dild0s', 'bollocks', 'b1tch', 'zabourah', 'paki', 'bitches', 'testical', 'nutsack', 'paky', 'pimpis', 'rectum', 'puto', 'penas', 'Shytty', 'Mutha Fuker', 'pule', 'h0r', 'b00bs', 'pula', 'masterbat3', 'b17ch', 'masterbaiter', 'injun', 'faggot', 's.o.b.', 'monkleigh', 'azzhole', 'butthole', 'shiz', 'basterdz', 'basterds', 'whoar', 'shit', 'Phuker', 'tit', 'ash0le', 'titt', 'tits', 'shi+', 'poop', 'knulle', 'semen', 'breasts', 'polac', 'Fuken', 'polak', 'Cock', 'hells', 'teets', 'mamhoon', 'poontsee'])

def isBadWord(word):
    if word in words:
        return True
    return False

JavaScript

words = [
                    lanSwitch(`"Your <<pussy>> is so good, damn, I'm cumming!" As $NPCList[${i}].fullDescription thrust, <<he>> ejaculate deep into your womb.`,
                              `"你的<<pussy>>实在太舒服了，该死，要射了。" $NPCList[${i}].fullDescription 一边抽插着，一边在你子宫深处射出了种子液。`),

JavaScript

words = [
                    lanSwitch(`"Your ass is so good, damn, I'm cumming!" As $NPCList[${i}].fullDescription thrust, <<he>> ejaculate deep into your anal.`,
                              `"你的菊穴实在太舒服了，该死，要射了。" $NPCList[${i}].fullDescription 一边抽插着，一边在你肠道深处射出了种子液。`),

Ruby

WordSet.create(:keyword=>'yours', :words => ['mine','yours','his','her','theirs','ours'])


    WordSet.create(:keyword=>'ejaculate', :words => ['finish*','come','came','coming','climax*','explod*','releas*','complet*'])
    WordSet.create(:keyword=>'injure', :words => ['get','got','jump','drop','deck','sit','sat','split*','slic*','mess*','step*','hurt*','pound*','smack*','slap*','squash*','squish*','smash*','nail*','tear*','tore','torn'])
    WordSet.create(:keyword=>'kill', :words => ['rid','end*','terminat*','extinguish*','wast*','zap*','finish*','off*'])
    WordSet.create(:keyword=>'die', :words => ['depart','breathless','offed','breath*'])

JavaScript

{ word: 'Nipple', taboo: ['Breast', 'Erect', 'Sensitive', 'Touch', 'Sex'] },
        { word: 'Orgy', taboo: ['Sex', 'Group', 'Partners', 'Groupsex', 'Swingers'] },
        { word: 'Penetration', taboo: ['Sex', 'Enter', 'Insert', 'Deep', 'Intercourse'] },
        { word: 'Queef', taboo: ['Vaginal', 'Noise', 'Air', 'Embarrassing', 'Pussy'] },
        { word: 'Rape', taboo: ['Sexual', 'Assault', 'Forced', 'Non-consensual', 'Violent'] },
        { word: 'Semen', taboo: ['Fluid', 'Ejaculate', 'Male', 'Sperm', 'Sex'] },
        { word: 'Tits', taboo: ['Breasts', 'Boobs', 'Chest', 'Female', 'Sexual'] },

JavaScript

{word: 'ECSTASY'},
  {word: 'EEJIT'},
  {word: 'EFFING'},
  {word: 'EJACULATE'},
  {word: 'EJACULATING'},
  {word: 'EJACULATION'},
  {word: 'EJAKULATE'},

JavaScript

window.onload = function()
{   
    var element = document.getElementById("para");
var words1 = [/5hit/gi, /a_s_s/gi, /a55/gi, / anal/gi, / anus/gi, /ar5e/gi, /arrse/gi, / arse/gi, /arsehole/gi, / ass/gi, / asses/gi, /asshole/gi, /assholes/gi, /asswhole/gi, /b!tch/gi, /b00bs/gi, /b17ch/gi, /b1tch/gi, /bastard/gi, /bi+ch/gi, /biatch/gi, /bimbos/gi, /bitch/gi, /bitcher/gi, /bitchers/gi, /bitches/gi, /bitchin/gi, /bitching/gi, /blow job/gi,/blowjob/gi,/blowjobs/gi,/boner/gi,/boob/gi, /boobs/gi, /breasts/gi, /bugger/gi, /bum/gi, /busty/gi, /butt/gi, /c0ck/gi, /cock/gi, /cocks/gi, /cunt/gi, /cunts/gi, /d1ck/gi, /damn/gi, /dick/gi, /dickhead/gi, /dildo/gi, /dildos/gi, /dink/gi, /dlck/gi, /doosh/gi, /duche/gi, /dyke/gi, /ejaculate/gi, /ejaculated/gi, /ejaculates/gi, /ejaculating/gi, /ejaculation/gi, /ejakulate/gi, /erotic/gi, /f u c k/gi, /f u c k e r/gi, /f_u_c_k/gi, /fagging/gi, /faggitt/gi, /faggot/gi, /faggs/gi, /fagot/gi, /fagots/gi, /fatass/gi, /fcuk/gi, /fcuker/gi, /fcuking/gi, /feck/gi, /fecker/gi, /fook/gi, /fooker/gi, /fuck/gi, /fucka/gi, /fuck-ass/gi, /fuck-bitch/gi, /fucked/gi, /fucker/gi, /fuckers/gi, /fuckhead/gi, /fuckheads/gi, /fuckin/gi, /fucking/gi, /fuckings/gi, /fuckingshitmotherfucker/gi, /fuckme/gi, /fucks/gi, /fuk/gi, /fuker/gi, /fukker/gi, /fukkin/gi, /fuks/gi, /god damn/gi, /god-dam/gi, /goddamn/gi, /goddamned/gi, /god-damned/gi, /hell/gi, /hoar/gi, /hoare/gi, /hoer/gi, /homo/gi, /homoerotic/gi, /hore/gi, /horniest/gi, /horny/gi, /jackoff/gi, /jack-off/gi, /jerk/gi, /jerk-off/gi, /jizz/gi, /kawk/gi, /kock/gi, /lust/gi, /lusting/gi, /m0f0/gi, /m0fo/gi, /m45terbate/gi, /ma5terb8/gi, /ma5terbate/gi, /masterbat*/gi, /masterbate/gi, /master-bate/gi, /masterbation/gi, /masterbations/gi, /masturbate/gi, /mof0/gi, /mofo/gi, /mo-fo/gi, /mothafuck/gi, /mothafucka/gi, /mothafuckas/gi, /mothafuckaz/gi, /mothafucked/gi , /mothafucker/gi, /mothafuckers/gi, /mothafuckin/gi, /mothafucking/gi, /mothafuckings/gi, /mothafucks/gi, /mother fucker/gi, /mother fucker/gi, /motherfuck/gi, /motherfucked/gi, /motherfucker/gi, /motherfuckers/gi, /motherfuckin/gi, /motherfucking/gi, /motherfuckings/gi, /motherfuckka/gi, /motherfucks/gi, /mutherfucker/gi, /n1gga/gi, /n1gger/gi, /nigg3r/gi, /nigg4h/gi, /nigga/gi, /niggah/gi, /niggas/gi, /niggaz/gi, /nigger/gi, /niggers/gi, /orgasim/gi, /orgasims/gi, /orgasm/gi, /orgasms/gi, /p0rn/gi, /pawn/gi, /pecker/gi, /penis/gi, /phuck/gi, /phuk/gi, /phuked/gi, /phuking/gi, /phukked/gi, /phukking/gi, /phuks/gi, /phuq/gi,/pimp/gi, /pimpis/gi, /piss/gi, /pissed/gi, /pisses/gi, /pissin/gi, /pissing/gi, /pissoff/gi, /porn/gi, /porno/gi,/prostitute/gi, /pornography/gi, /pornos/gi, /prick/gi, /pricks/gi, /pube/gi, /pusse/gi, /pussi/gi, /pussies/gi, /pussy/gi, /pussys/gi, /queer/gi, /retard/gi, /rimming/gi, /s hit/gi, /s.o.b./gi, /s_h_i_t/gi, /scroat/gi, /scrote/gi, /scrotum/gi, /sex/gi, /sh!+/gi, /sh!t/gi, /sh1t/gi, /shag/gi, /shagger/gi, /shaggin/gi, /shagging/gi, /shit/gi, /shithead/gi, /shiting/gi, /shitings/gi, /shits/gi, /shitter/gi, /shitters/gi, /shitting/gi, /shitty/gi, /skank/gi, /slut/gi, /sluts/gi, /son-of-a-bitch/gi, /spunk/gi, /teets/gi, /teez/gi, /testical/gi, /turd/gi, /twat/gi, /twathead/gi, /twatty/gi, /v1gra/gi, /vagina/gi, /viagra/gi, /whoar/gi, /whore/gi, /wtf/gi];
words1 = words1.join();
words1 =  words1.replace(/gi/gi," ");
words1 = words1.replace(/\//g,"");

PHP

//Vulgar Words:
    const vulgar = [
        "2 girls 1 cup","2g1c","4r5e","5h1t","5hit","a$$","a$$hole","a_s_s","a2m","a54","a55","a55hole","aeolus","ahole","alabama hot pocket","alaskan pipeline","anal","anal impaler","anal leakage","analannie","analprobe","analsex","anilingus","anus","apeshit","ar5e","areola","areole","arian","arrse","arse","arsehole","aryan","ass","ass fuck","ass hole","assault","assbag","assbagger","assbandit","assbang","assbanged","assbanger","assbangs","assbite","assblaster","assclown","asscock","asscracker","asses","assface","assfaces","assfuck","assfucker","ass-fucker","assfukka","assgoblin","assh0le","asshat","ass-hat","asshead","assho1e","asshole","assholes","asshopper","asshore","ass-jabber","assjacker","assjockey","asskiss","asskisser","assklown","asslick","asslicker","asslover","assman","assmaster","assmonkey","assmucus","assmunch","assmuncher","assnigger","asspacker","asspirate","ass-pirate","asspuppies","assranger","assshit","assshole","asssucker","asswad","asswhole","asswhore","asswipe","asswipes","auto erotic","autoerotic","axwound","azazel","azz","b!tch","b00bs","b17ch","b1tch","babe","babeland","babes","baby batter","baby juice","badfuck","ball gag","ball gravy","ball kicking","ball licking","ball sack","ball sucking","ballbag","balllicker","balls","ballsack","bampot","bang","bang (one's) box","bangbros","banger","banging","bareback","barely legal","barenaked","barf","barface","barfface","bastard","bastardo","bastards","bastinado","batty boy","bawdy","bazongas","bazooms","bbw","bdsm","beaner","beaners","beardedclam","beastial","beastiality","beatch",
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80s metalheads."}, {"id": 1987, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face."}, {"id": 1988, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke."}, {"id": 1989, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed."}, {"id": 1990, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Master, baiting the doctor into a trap."}, {"id": 1991, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug."}, {"id": 1992, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Wishing you could regenerate."}, {"id": 1993, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with."}, {"id": 1994, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Getting so much plastic surgery, you have to be framed and moisturized."}, {"id": 1995, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Quitting this panel after one round, because you are afraid of getting typecast."}, {"id": 1996, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The poor costume decisions that were made in the 1970s."}, {"id": 1997, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Mary Jane Adventures."}, {"id": 1998, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fondling a Dalek's slippery bits."}, {"id": 1999, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Sixteen feet of scarf bondage."}, {"id": 2000, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Air from my lungs."}, {"id": 2001, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Smoking 1000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk."}, {"id": 2002, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Giving her the ol' plastic Mickey."}, {"id": 2003, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Companion Porn."}, {"id": 2004, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "An acid rain shower on Skaro."}, {"id": 2005, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Pointing to your crotch and saying \"Allons-y\"."}, {"id": 2006, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A sonic screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting."}, {"id": 2007, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss."}, {"id": 2008, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel."}, {"id": 2009, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards Against Con."}, {"id": 2010, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Plot holes so wide, you could drive a truck through them."}, {"id": 2011, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A blinged-out TARDIS, blasting dubstep when it is travelling."}, {"id": 2012, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Rose Tyler's teeth."}, {"id": 2013, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Master singing \"Bad Case of Loving You.\""}, {"id": 2014, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Steven Moffat taking a big old dump in your Cheerios."}, {"id": 2015, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "K-9 humping your leg."}, {"id": 2016, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A bigger, bluer TARDIS."}, {"id": 2017, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Robot Anne Robinson."}, {"id": 2018, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A fez caked with semen."}, {"id": 2019, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A GUITARDIS"}, {"id": 2020, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Celestial Toymaker's \"plaything\"."}, {"id": 2021, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Captain Jack Harkness."}, {"id": 2022, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere."}, {"id": 2023, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of \"Doctor How\"."}, {"id": 2024, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl."}, {"id": 2025, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat."}, {"id": 2026, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies."}, {"id": 2027, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see sunlight for the first time in ages."}, {"id": 2028, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "THE END OF TIME ITSELF!"}, {"id": 2029, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Finding Autons oddly attractive."}, {"id": 2030, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen."}, {"id": 2031, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him."}, {"id": 2032, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "River Song."}, {"id": 2033, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Low-budget special effects."}, {"id": 2034, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Eggs."}, {"id": 2035, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Dalek porn."}, {"id": 2036, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Taking a Doctor Poo."}, {"id": 2037, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The big banana in your pocket."}, {"id": 2038, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum."}, {"id": 2039, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "David Tennant."}, {"id": 2040, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Matt Smith."}, {"id": 2041, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Chistopher Eccleston."}, {"id": 2042, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Siltheen farts."}, {"id": 2043, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy."}, {"id": 2044, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fish fingering your custard."}, {"id": 2045, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious."}, {"id": 2046, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai."}, {"id": 2074, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "\u2026 . .-. . -. .. - -.\u2014  (Serenity)"}, {"id": 2075, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "'Rails with pails."}, {"id": 2076, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "\"Apple Juice.\""}, {"id": 2077, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A bull penis cane."}, {"id": 2078, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A chip in your heart that forces you to love."}, {"id": 2079, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A dead Ms. Paint."}, {"id": 2080, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A dominant Kankri."}, {"id": 2081, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob."}, {"id": 2082, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A mighty wwizard of wwhite science."}, {"id": 2083, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A Nicolas Cage body pillow."}, {"id": 2084, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A painting of a horse attacking a football player."}, {"id": 2085, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A rapist cuttlefish."}, {"id": 2086, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A slaughtered sperm whale."}, {"id": 2087, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A smuppet in Dirk\u2019s pants."}, {"id": 2088, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A Strider sandwich."}, {"id": 2089, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A VrisKan waffle."}, {"id": 2090, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Accidentally touching Gamze\u2019s enormous codpiece."}, {"id": 2091, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Actual blind people who cosplay Terezi."}, {"id": 2092, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Alternian fine art."}, {"id": 2093, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels."}, {"id": 2094, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "An acrobatic fucking pirouette."}, {"id": 2095, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Andrew Hussie."}, {"id": 2096, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Andrew Hussie\u2019s lips."}, {"id": 2097, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Anonymous Soporifics Support."}, {"id": 2098, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Apple Juice."}, {"id": 2099, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia Bot."}, {"id": 2100, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia Megido."}, {"id": 2101, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia\u2019s charred, rotting corpse."}, {"id": 2102, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aranea Serket."}, {"id": 2103, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aranea's exposition stand."}, {"id": 2104, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Arguing over troll sexuality."}, {"id": 2105, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "ARquiusprite\u2019s muscles."}, {"id": 2106, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Arthour the lusus."}, {"id": 2107, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "AVATAR."}, {"id": 2108, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Baby Dave."}, {"id": 2109, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bard Quest."}, {"id": 2110, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Beating the shit out of Terezi."}, {"id": 2111, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bec Noir."}, {"id": 2112, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Becoming Tumblr famous."}, {"id": 2113, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being fuck deep in meowcats."}, {"id": 2114, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck."}, {"id": 2115, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck."}, {"id": 2116, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being locked in a Prospitian prison."}, {"id": 2117, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being the other guy."}, {"id": 2118, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER."}, {"id": 2119, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit."}, {"id": 2120, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BL1ND JUST1C3."}, {"id": 2121, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Blackrom orgies."}, {"id": 2122, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches."}, {"id": 2123, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro."}, {"id": 2124, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act."}, {"id": 2125, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro\u2019s death."}, {"id": 2126, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BUCKETS."}, {"id": 2127, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Butler Island."}, {"id": 2128, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "C4NDY R3D BLOOD >:]"}, {"id": 2129, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caledscratch."}, {"id": 2130, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caliborn."}, {"id": 2131, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caliginous speed dating."}, {"id": 2132, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Calliope."}, {"id": 2133, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Can Town."}, {"id": 2134, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Can Town."}, {"id": 2135, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cards Against Alternia."}, {"id": 2136, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Carlos Maraka."}, {"id": 2137, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Casey."}, {"id": 2138, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Centaur milk."}, {"id": 2139, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly."}, {"id": 2140, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cherub m-preg."}, {"id": 2141, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cherub mating rituals."}, {"id": 2142, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Chest of WHIMSY."}, {"id": 2143, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cliched JohnKat fanfiction."}, {"id": 2144, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cod Palace."}, {"id": 2145, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cod Tier Gamzee."}, {"id": 2146, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Communism!"}, {"id": 2147, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Constantly breaking Hussie\u2019s copyright."}, {"id": 2148, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplay sex."}, {"id": 2149, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)."}, {"id": 2150, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)."}, {"id": 2151, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who don\u2019t seal their paint."}, {"id": 2152, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Crabdad."}, {"id": 2153, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Creative uses for Aradia\u2019s whip."}, {"id": 2154, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cronus actually getting laid."}, {"id": 2155, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cronus Ampora."}, {"id": 2156, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker."}, {"id": 2157, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad's pipe."}, {"id": 2158, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad\u2019s fedora."}, {"id": 2159, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding."}, {"id": 2160, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido."}, {"id": 2161, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido\u2019s existence."}, {"id": 2162, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dante Basco."}, {"id": 2163, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dating exclusively within the fandom."}, {"id": 2164, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dave Strider."}, {"id": 2165, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dave\u2019s throbbing beef truncheon."}, {"id": 2166, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dead parents."}, {"id": 2167, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Destroying clocks."}, {"id": 2168, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck."}, {"id": 2169, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dirk Strider."}, {"id": 2170, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dirk\u2019s self-insert MLP fan character."}, {"id": 2171, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind."}, {"id": 2172, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Doc Scratch."}, {"id": 2173, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Drawing pornography for Caliborn."}, {"id": 2174, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Elf tears."}, {"id": 2175, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius cumming so hard he blows a hole straight through his partner."}, {"id": 2176, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius Zahhak."}, {"id": 2177, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s choice ass."}, {"id": 2178, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s copy of \"Fifty Shades of Neigh.\""}, {"id": 2179, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s towel."}, {"id": 2180, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s used towel pile."}, {"id": 2181, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan Ampora."}, {"id": 2182, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time."}, {"id": 2183, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan stripping to make rent."}, {"id": 2184, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s cape."}, {"id": 2185, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s empty quadrants."}, {"id": 2186, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s empty quadrants."}, {"id": 2187, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s lowwer half."}, {"id": 2188, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s upper half."}, {"id": 2189, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Falling into a pool of lava."}, {"id": 2190, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fat Vriska."}, {"id": 2191, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Faygo."}, {"id": 2192, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Feferi Peixes."}, {"id": 2193, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Feferi\u2019s voluptuous curves."}, {"id": 2194, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fiduspawn."}, {"id": 2195, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fifty fucking Nepetas."}, {"id": 2196, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Filling all of your quadrants."}, {"id": 2197, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Filling all of your quadrants."}, {"id": 2198, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup."}, {"id": 2199, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fis)( puns!"}, {"id": 2200, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Flighty broads."}, {"id": 2201, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Flipping the fuck out."}, {"id": 2202, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Game Bro Magazine."}, {"id": 2203, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gamzee Makara."}, {"id": 2204, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gamzee\u2019s clown horns."}, {"id": 2205, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "gAmZeE\u2019S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs."}, {"id": 2206, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Geromy."}, {"id": 2207, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Getting forked by a 2x3dent."}, {"id": 2208, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gl'bgolyb. AKA Feferi\u2019s fucking lusus."}, {"id": 2209, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Going to the bark side."}, {"id": 2210, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Grandpa Harley/Grandma English."}, {"id": 2211, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Grimbark Jade."}, {"id": 2212, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Groincobblers."}, {"id": 2213, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character."}, {"id": 2214, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hateclown on the side."}, {"id": 2215, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Having STRONG surprise buttsex."}, {"id": 2216, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hellmurder Island."}, {"id": 2217, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hemostuck."}, {"id": 2218, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hemostuck."}, {"id": 2219, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Her Imperious Condescenscion."}, {"id": 2220, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Her Imperious Condescension\u2019s royal butt-plug collection."}, {"id": 2221, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homesmut Voices."}, {"id": 2222, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa."}, {"id": 2223, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homestuck."}, {"id": 2224, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homosuck."}, {"id": 2225, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER."}, {"id": 2226, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Horsearoni."}, {"id": 2227, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Horuss Zahhak."}, {"id": 2228, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hot crossplayers."}, {"id": 2229, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hunk Rump Magazine."}, {"id": 2230, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright."}, {"id": 2231, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright."}, {"id": 2232, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish."}, {"id": 2233, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jade Harley."}, {"id": 2234, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jade\u2019s dog penis and knot."}, {"id": 2235, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jailbreak."}, {"id": 2236, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English standing there like a fucking idiot."}, {"id": 2237, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English."}, {"id": 2238, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s assless chaps."}, {"id": 2239, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s choice ass."}, {"id": 2240, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s manhood."}, {"id": 2241, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jane Crocker."}, {"id": 2242, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John Egbert."}, {"id": 2243, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John\u2019s flaming homosexuality."}, {"id": 2244, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John\u2019s Prankster\u2019s Gambit."}, {"id": 2245, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint."}, {"id": 2246, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya destroying Cantown."}, {"id": 2247, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya Maryam."}, {"id": 2248, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya's ashen promiscuity."}, {"id": 2249, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya\u2019s chainsaw."}, {"id": 2250, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kankri Vantas."}, {"id": 2251, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat actually topping, for once."}, {"id": 2252, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat and Jade\u2019s adorable little of mpreg puppies."}, {"id": 2253, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant."}, {"id": 2254, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall."}, {"id": 2255, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat Tantrum Bingo."}, {"id": 2256, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat Vantas."}, {"id": 2257, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat\u2019s ragegasm."}, {"id": 2258, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat\u2019s tiny, angry looking dick."}, {"id": 2259, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kawaii Yaoi."}, {"id": 2260, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kurloz Makara."}, {"id": 2261, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lame bucket jokes."}, {"id": 2262, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Latula Pyrope."}, {"id": 2263, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Laying back and thinking of Alternia."}, {"id": 2264, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Leprechaun m-preg."}, {"id": 2265, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL."}, {"id": 2266, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil' Cal's dead eyes."}, {"id": 2267, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Cal."}, {"id": 2268, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Cal\u2019s raging boner."}, {"id": 2269, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Hal."}, {"id": 2270, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Seb."}, {"id": 2271, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers."}, {"id": 2272, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lord English."}, {"id": 2273, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lord English\u2019s peg leg."}, {"id": 2274, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lucky Charms."}, {"id": 2275, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maid Equius."}, {"id": 2276, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maple Hoof."}, {"id": 2277, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "March Eridan."}, {"id": 2278, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP."}, {"id": 2279, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP."}, {"id": 2280, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise."}, {"id": 2281, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Meenah Piexes."}, {"id": 2282, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Meulin Leijon."}, {"id": 2283, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mierfa Durgas."}, {"id": 2284, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mierfa Durgas\u2019 troll-horn nunchakus."}, {"id": 2285, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mind honey."}, {"id": 2286, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire."}, {"id": 2287, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mituna Captor."}, {"id": 2288, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mom."}, {"id": 2289, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "MS Paint Adventures."}, {"id": 2290, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "MSPARP."}, {"id": 2291, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Murdering angels."}, {"id": 2292, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Muscle beasts."}, {"id": 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2397, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Midnight Crew."}, {"id": 2398, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The noises Mituna makes during sex."}, {"id": 2399, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Orphaner Dualscar."}, {"id": 2400, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Psiionic."}, {"id": 2401, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends."}, {"id": 2402, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Shipping Olympics."}, {"id": 2403, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples."}, {"id": 2404, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The slammer."}, {"id": 2405, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Sufferer/The Signless."}, {"id": 2406, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Summoner."}, {"id": 2407, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts."}, {"id": 2408, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The 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"Tumblr user Pizza."}, {"id": 2422, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tumblr."}, {"id": 2423, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Unreal air."}, {"id": 2424, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "UPD8!!!!!!!!"}, {"id": 2425, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "UPS delivery woman Nepeta."}, {"id": 2426, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer."}, {"id": 2427, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Violent Blackrom sex."}, {"id": 2428, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vodka Mutini."}, {"id": 2429, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vodka."}, {"id": 2430, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi."}, {"id": 2431, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska Serket."}, {"id": 2432, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska\u2019s SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!"}, {"id": 2433, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Warhammer of Zillyhoo."}, {"id": 2434, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "What pumpkin?"}, {"id": 2435, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "When your favorite character dies."}, {"id": 2436, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "where MAKING THIS HAPEN"}, {"id": 2437, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Willingly filling buckets with Eridan."}, {"id": 2438, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Wondering if Meenah has a pitch crush on John, what with the attempted stabbings."}, {"id": 2439, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "World building!"}, {"id": 2440, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your 300 pound matronly freight-train."}, {"id": 2441, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your lusus giving you \"The Talk.\""}, {"id": 2442, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your Mary Sue fantroll."}, {"id": 2443, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your privilege."}, {"id": 2444, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay."}, {"id": 2512, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Making 77 cents on the dollar (unless you're Latina)."}, {"id": 2513, "expansion": "Ladies Against 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I *will* blow you.\""}, {"id": 2539, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Peggy Olson's cutthroat ambitions."}, {"id": 2540, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "A quickie with Rachel Maddow in the green room."}, {"id": 2541, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Forcefeeding Sheryl Sandberg the pages of Lean In, one by one."}, {"id": 2542, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Emma Watson, Emma Stone, EMMA THOMPSON BITCHES."}, {"id": 2544, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Dumpsters overflowing with whimisical save-the-date magnets."}, {"id": 2546, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "The torture chamber where Kathryn Bigelow keeps James Cameron."}, {"id": 2547, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "A detailed vajazzling of Van Goh's Starry Night."}, {"id": 2549, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "STOP MAKING ME PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR WEDDING PINTEREST DARLA."}, {"id": 2550, 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	public function username_check($username = '')
	{