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Rbot-Loc-nar-plugins
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Ruby'confucius say, girl who slide down banister make monkey shine',
'confucius say, nail on board not good as screw on bench',
'confucius say, man who marry woman with big hands make dick look smaller',
'confucius say, man may have dick but not need be one',
'confucius say, man who have hand in pocket not crazy just feeling nuts',
'confucius say, woman like a convertable more fun with top down',
'confucius say, cross eyed teach cannot control pupils','yo momma so sad she called yo daddy a fag and he hit her with his purse',
'yo momma so nasty even her dildo turned her down',
'yo momma so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it',
'yo momma so butt ugly yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer just to get it hard for her',
'yo momma so dumb she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds',
'yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around in 4X4s',
'yo momma so nasty a skunk smelled her butt and passed out',"tightly-tensed", "oft-traveled", "grateful", "festering" ].sample
twat = [ "swamp", "honeypot", "jam jar", "butterbox", "furburger", "cherry pie", "cush", "slot",
"slit", "cockpit", "damp", "furrow", "sanctum sanctorum", "bearded clam","#{titadj} #{knockers} #{_and} #{thrust} #{pronoun1} #{dongadj.sample} " +
"#{dong.sample} #{into} #{pronoun2} #{twatadj} #{twat}."
elsif params[:orientation] == 1when "list" then
"currently lists [bed/beer/steele reserve/birthday package/hangover/breakfast/brain/can of whoopass/chocolate/skittles/coffee/espresso/cafe con leche/cushion/solution/heineken/fosters/good beer/mimosa/hot tea/iced tea/whore/goodys/wine/dildo/bacon/winning lottery ticket/sex on the beach/cheese/pussy/intelligence/jelly beans/help/sex/jokes/idiocy/sammich/pb&j] to choose from otherwise use [order <item>] or [order <item> for <nick>]."
when "bed" then"pours #{nick} a delicious glass from the channel's wine cellar."
when "dildo and a sweater" then
"passes #{nick} a warm sweater, if you don't like that then here's a dildo..go fuck yourself."'yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money',
'yo momma so pitiful she can\'t even get laid by a monkey with a sack of bananas',
'yo momma so sad she called yo daddy a fag and he hit her with his purse',
'yo momma so nasty even her dildo turned her down',
'yo momma so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it',
'yo momma so butt ugly yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer just to get it hard for her',
'yo momma so dumb she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds',when "cheese" then
"farts in #{nick} general direction."
when "pussy" then
"thinks you should go fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy that way #{nick}."
when "intelligence" then
"places a dunce cap on #{nick} all better now."
when "jelly beans" then"farts in #{nick} general direction."
when "pussy" then
"thinks you should go fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy that way #{nick}.""bicycle seat sniffing" ]
male = [ "rakehell", "hunchback", "lecherous lickspittle", "archduke", "midget", "hired hand",
"great Dane", "stallion", "donkey", "electric eel", "paraplegic pothead",
"dirty old man", "faggot butler", "friar", "black-power advocate", "follicle fetishist",
"handsome priest", "chicken flicker", "homosexual flamingo", "ex-celibate", "drug sucker",
"ex-woman", "construction worker", "hair dresser", "dentist", "judge",
"social worker" ]"\"Talk dirty, you pig!\"", "\"The ceiling needs painting,\"", "\"Suck harder!\"",
"\"The animals will hear!\"", "\"Not in public!\"" ].sample
said = [ "bellowed", "yelped", "croaked", "growled", "panted", "moaned", "grunted", "laughed",
"warbled", "sighed", "ejaculated", "choked", "stammered", "wheezed", "squealed",
"whimpered", "salivated", "tongued", "cried", "screamed", "yelled", "said" ].sample
the = "the"
fadj = [ "saucy", "wanton", "unfortunate", "lust-crazed", "nine-year-old", "bull-dyke", "bisexual",Cloudbot-Fluke
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from cloudbot import hook
rooms = ["courtyard", "guest house", "observatory", "theatre", "drawing room", "garage", "spa", "master bedroom", "studio", "pool", "arcade", "beach house", "surf shop", "kitchen", "ballroom", "conservatory", "billiard room", "library", "study", "hallway", "lounge", "dining room", "cellar", "popes bathroom", "oval office", "graveyard", "roller coaster", "IRC channel", "swimming pool", "motel 6", "garbage can", "mcdonalds bathroom"]
weapons = ["a candlestick","an axe", "a pistol", "rope", "gloves", "a horseshoe", "a knife", "a baseball bat", "a chalice", "a dumbbell", "a wrench", "a trophy", "a pipe", "garden shears", "a claw hammer", "a 2 x 4", "a steering wheel", "a gear shifter", "a lug wrench", "a dell laptop", "a spikey dildo", "a boat anchor", "a bricked windows tablet", "a windows vista install disc", "a casket", "a tony hawk skateboard", "a heading knife", "a gut knife", "a blow up doll", "ceiling fan", "obamas toothbrush"]
bitesyns = ["bites", "nips", "nibbles", "chomps", "licks", "teases", "chews", "gums", "tastes"]
bodyparts = ["cheeks", "ear lobes", "nipples", "nose", "neck", "toes", "fingers", "butt", "taint", "thigh", "grundle", "tongue", "calf", "nurses", "nape"]
glomps = ["glomps", "tackles", "tackle hugs", "sexually glomps", "takes a flying leap and glomps", "bear hugs"]
PythonWife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.