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TacOS
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local YOUSE EYES SUDOS UNAMES CURSELIST CURSES YOINKLIST YOINKS ANS MATCHES
	local TSINGLES DSINGLES STRAYSINGLES TQUOTES DQUOTES STRAYQUOTES TTICKS DTICKS STRAYTICKS
	YOINKLIST="hash key pass id code sum user login $USER"
	CURSELIST="fuck shit cunt ass tits pussy bitch hoe slut dick cock nigga nigger chink gook coon
	fag faggot retard spastic spaz sped inbred" #butthurt?
	YOUSE=$(grep -o -i "\syou" "$ARG1" | wc -l)
	EYES=$(grep -o "\sI" "$ARG1" | wc -l)
'I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral.'
'Ill plant a palm tree in your mothers pussy and fuck your sister in the shade.'
'Im sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.'
'You smell like you wipe back to front.'
'You suck dick at fucking pussy.'
'Youve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.'
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'Fuckwit.'
'Gumby cunt.'
'How did you crawl out of the abortion bucket?'
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'I could agree with you, but then wed both be wrong.'
'Id call you a cunt, but you dont have the warmth or the depth.'
'Id love to stay and chat but Id rather have type 2 diabetes.'
local TSINGLES DSINGLES STRAYSINGLES TQUOTES DQUOTES STRAYQUOTES TTICKS DTICKS STRAYTICKS
	YOINKLIST="hash key pass id code sum user login $USER"
	CURSELIST="fuck shit cunt ass tits pussy bitch hoe slut dick cock nigga nigger chink gook coon
	fag faggot retard spastic spaz sped inbred" #butthurt?
	YOUSE=$(grep -o -i "\syou" "$ARG1" | wc -l)
	EYES=$(grep -o "\sI" "$ARG1" | wc -l)
	SUDOS=$(grep -o -i "sudo" "$ARG1" | wc -l)
'Your father shouldve wiped you on the sheets.'
'You right, mate?'
'Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whorehouse.'
'Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasnt what she
meant.'
'You should put a condom on your head, cause if youre going to act like a dick you should dress like
one too.'
'Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.'
'The best part of you ran down your Moms leg.'
'The best thing that ever came out of your mouth was my dick.'
'The only difference between you and Hitler is Hitler knew when to kill himself.'
'The only thing that will ever fuck you is life.'
'This is why everyone talks about you as soon as you leave the room.'
'Those arent acne scars, those are marks from the coat hanger.'