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Insult-Game
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var insultArray = ["Run along and slurp a bowl of cocksmilk, you son of a bitch.", "My version of a flawless Sunday night is seeing an ape wreck your taint.", "Look pissfalcon, I'm going to lay it out for you. You either douche the sand out of your vagina, or I will literally shove a pineapple up your ass.", "I'd rather masturbate with a shotgun to dead children than see you naked.",
"I'd rather masturbate with a riding crop to a spelling bee than hang out with you.", "I fervently hope a journalist fists you in the back of a volkswagen, you christian horse fucker.", "I will pummel you square in your wretched hog funnel, you felch swilling whore.", "Thy wife's a hobby-horse, thou obnoxious shard-borne apple-john.",
"I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your flange had a password, it would be qwerty.", "You are unsightly, filthy, mentally deficient, you smell and your existence depresses me.", "When compared to you, getting a blowjob from a crocodile sounds pretty good.", "If the tales are true, you lack the ability to go to the bathroom by yourself. It's most likely because you have diabetes.","Every time I see a cheerleader take a humungous stinking poop in a microwave, it reminds me of you.", "I would assassinate you, but then the title of 'Most humpbacked shitfalcon alive' would pass on to someone else.", "For the love of God simply stop being a trashy lipstick whore for at least a couple weeks.", "You will never stop being a piece of shit.", "I pray that you get polio.",
"OK shitdragon, this is where we're at. You either cut that shit out, or I'm going to piss inside you.", "Want to hear something that would make me terribly elated? You being brutally fucked by an angry mob.", "Hurl thyself from the highest tower, thou unwashed hell-bound execrable wretch."];
var yourInsults = ["Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.", "Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, 'I need your weight not your phone number.'", "Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, 'We are family, even though you're fatter than me.'",