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bender-bot
2 snippets stored for this repo
"Don't play hard to get when you are hard to want",
"Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. The operative word being little. Not pretty.",
'Get a damn life you uncultured cranberry fucknut.',
'God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth',
'Goddamn did your parents dodge a bullet when they abandoned you.',
'I bet your dick is an innie and your belly button an outtie.',
"I can't even call you Fucking Ugly, because Nature has already beaten me to it.",
Ruby"You're ugly when you cry.",
'Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.',
'Your memes are trash.',
"Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn't what she meant.",
'Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeks of elderberries!',
'Your penis is smaller than the payment a homeless orphan in Mongolia received for stitching my shoes.'
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