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dumbass

"You’re so fat you could sell shade.",
	"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.",
	"Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?",
	"Dumbass!",
	"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.",
	"We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.",
	"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.",

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douchebag

"You're ugly when you cry.",
	"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.",
	"Your memes are trash.",
	"Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn't what she meant.",
	"Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeks of elderberries!",
	"Your penis is smaller than the payment a homeless orphan in Mongolia received for stitching my shoes.",
	"I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.",

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douchebag

"You're ugly when you cry.",
	"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.",
	"Your memes are trash.",
	"Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn't what she meant.",
	"Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeks of elderberries!",
	"I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.",
	"You’re so fat you could sell shade.",