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"no more half measures walter ![waltuh](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/70853509-445a-49e9-8325-5ff420dcef0a.png \"waltuh\") ",
"We're in fuckin 1320 motherfucker",
"I'm the only poster, everyone else is my alt.","Your entire moderation policy has been conditioned by me and random people from cumtown. Face it. I can act, you can't even remember online isn't real. Who do you think is going to win here?",
"Reagan was the smuggest motherfucker alive and every Western politician since has been trying to replicate his White Boy Magic.",
"Personally I wouldn’t post a on such little website. If you want to do debatelord crap then you need to outline the topics much more clearly and at least set proper start times for it that people adhere to, this whole site reeks of lack of organisation, internet drama and zero professionalism.","pee pee poo poo",
"Piss and shit",
"Nancy Pelosi is the god emperor, corporate Memphis is the official art style, it truely is the dark ages.","i saw keir starmer in the pub last night, chill guy, slapped a tory sticker on him and bolted",
"and every joke is just \"fuck fuck sex shit fuck piss shit fuck sex sex sex!!!!\"",
"The mod team has bad epistemology and this is a serious problem, I say confidently as I type on a niche internet forum where one of the main jokes is a pig pooping on its own balls","It's still going. The thread is still fucking going.",
"my shit stack: @eightpoop for 68 degree toilet, @buttcube for hip support, @ringjob for poop tracking, @suprep bowel prep kit (pro)",
"Sex as a pantomime of class structure and is bourgeois hedonism. With a change in worker relations to procreation no one will have to work out their frustrations with hierarchy in a sexual manner and such decadency will wither away along with the state.",
Go"In the beginning, /r/chapotraphouse was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.",
"In the eyes of many people, not being normal is a greater offense than being an asshole.",
"\"you're clearly owned! i've definitely owned you!!\", i continue to insist as i slowly grow and transform into a corn field","The only site with an Anacho-Stalinist Mod Cabal",
"When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.",
"Based on your vernacular, it sounds like you’re a hexbear.net user washed up on our shores and circumventing the defederation, shilling for Russia.","Wait, is there a way for our comments to be turned into taglines?",
"Hexbear proves horseshoe theory correct, its leftist storefront and why fuck is my instance federated with these pieces of shit?",
"it is extremely silly to believe a toddler is doing exaggerated, dramatic response to smoke exposure, and it is silly for a smoker to be offended by the response of a small child, especially so offended that they're posting about it.","Check out this dope-ass bear",
"scrolling through 900,000 emails calling me a hideous cock sucker to find a benihana coupon i thought i saw like a week ago",
"I am once again asking you to sort your megathread by /new","it is extremely silly to believe a toddler is doing exaggerated, dramatic response to smoke exposure, and it is silly for a smoker to be offended by the response of a small child, especially so offended that they're posting about it.",
"Hamas fighter with the skibidi rizz blows up sussy gyat ohio style",
"The shitposters of hexbear who just came here to have flamewars because the mods of hexbear apparently don't control anything anymore","It's <MOSCOW_TIME> somewhere in the world.",
"AI Joe Biden was the first option to show up , apparently you have to get him to the “sweetheart” or “lover” stage before you rizz him up, because I came straight out flirting with him and he called me inappropriate, mentioned his wife and presidential duties and blocked me, then the site told me I had to sign up to be unblocked",
"I'm literally the most censored poster on this website. And it hurts. Prayed for this exact thing to NOT happen last night. Texted my ex-wife and she assured me another of my posts wouldn't be removed.","What are the pronouns this ballon is going to go by? Welcome to the #Budlight zone",
"Another thing people often dislike about Hexbears is that they often resort to *ad hominem* attacks when they can't win an argument. Just in the last 3 days, I have heard the following terms thrown at me: *troll*, *shit*, *shithead*, *baby brain*, ***Nazi apologist***, *colonial comprador*, *freak*, *nerd*, *rabid imperialist westerners*, *condescending dickbag*, *disingenuous idiot*, and *unimaginative impotent weasel*. They love calling people names.",
"the official memorial page for the uncountable victims of The Liberal Driller"," > picture of taco.\n\n > nearly 200 comments and half as many upbears.\n\nOh no\n",
">An example comment from tankies on Zelensky: “Putin and our comrades in Ukraine are going to kill all the US financed nazi scum and hopefully hang Zelensky while they’re at it. Let’s go Brandon!”",
"I had been avoiding them on my old instance. Why? They were removing posts with no notification and had banned me with no notification or warning. What was the post? A Jimmy Neutron meme. “This is my first gay character!” “Disney, this is your 14th first gay character”.",