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"you smell so musky :v",
"licks shaft mmmm~"]
facts = ["Fun fact, pandas are so fucking stupid that they roll over onto their babies and fucking kill them, they kill their own fucking babies. Fucking stupid, fucking impish brained animals. There is no point in their existence just become extinct already, fuck off.",
"Now, according to world population studies there has been approximately 108 BILLION people on this planet so far. The average lifespan for people is 0-25 years. If we multiply the average lifespan (25) by the 108 billion people, there has been 2.7 TRILLION years of life. If we multiply that by how many days are within a year (365) there has been approximately 985 TRILLION years of life. And not ONCE, in any of those days, did anybody ask.",
"Fun fact, people who are able to perform self-fellatio report that it feels more like sucking a dick, rather than getting your dick sucked. Why?\n\nThe reason is simple: neurological latency. The nerves for your mouth are closer to your brain than the nerves of your cock. So your body feels the sensation from the mouth before the sensations of the cock. The mouth sensations over-shadow the pleasurable sensations, which is why those who self-fellate feel like they’re sucking a dick, rather than getting their dick sucked.",
"A group of ravens is called a murder.",facts = ["Fun fact, pandas are so fucking stupid that they roll over onto their babies and fucking kill them, they kill their own fucking babies. Fucking stupid, fucking impish brained animals. There is no point in their existence just become extinct already, fuck off.",
"Now, according to world population studies there has been approximately 108 BILLION people on this planet so far. The average lifespan for people is 0-25 years. If we multiply the average lifespan (25) by the 108 billion people, there has been 2.7 TRILLION years of life. If we multiply that by how many days are within a year (365) there has been approximately 985 TRILLION years of life. And not ONCE, in any of those days, did anybody ask.",
"Fun fact, people who are able to perform self-fellatio report that it feels more like sucking a dick, rather than getting your dick sucked. Why?\n\nThe reason is simple: neurological latency. The nerves for your mouth are closer to your brain than the nerves of your cock. So your body feels the sensation from the mouth before the sensations of the cock. The mouth sensations over-shadow the pleasurable sensations, which is why those who self-fellate feel like they’re sucking a dick, rather than getting their dick sucked.",
"A group of ravens is called a murder.",
"Bus seats are designed so that you cannot tell how dirty they really are.",
"Your intestines will “wriggle” themselves back into the correct position.\nDoctors who do any type of intestinal surgery don’t have to worry (too much) about how they put the intestines back in.",