vosechu

Ruby

assholedick

WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A big black dick.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A big hoopla about nothing.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A bigger, blacker dick.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A bleached asshole.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A bloody pacifier.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A Bop It.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A brain tumor.")

Ruby

taint

WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The shambling corpse of Larry King.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The South.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The Star Wars Holiday Special.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The terrorists.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "The Three-Fifths Compromise.")

Ruby

orgasm

WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Surprise sex!")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Survivor's guilt.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Sweet, sweet vengeance.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Swiftly achieving orgasm.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Switching to Geico.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Swooping.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "Take-backsies.")

Ruby

heroin

#   Mayor.create(name: 'Emanuel', city: cities.first)
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "“Tweeting.”")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "72 virgins.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A 55-gallon drum of lube.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A bag of magic beans.")
WhiteCard.create!(:text => "A balanced breakfast.")