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HTMLshe decided almost on a whim to go into adult movies, culminating in the
starring role of THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GANGBANG, wherein she had sex with
251 men in 10 hours. Getting inside this head would be fascinating...part is that Annabel doesn't seem to be in it for the money. In fact,
she still doesn't have the 10 grand for her "performance" in GANGBANG,
which she continually expresses nothing but nostalgia over, saying itgood scenes. All of the nurse characters existed only as pawns between the
men or just for plot. I didn't exactly feel terrified for anyone when they
were in danger; I didn't care if they died. Alastair Sim as the inspector
tries to be humorous but comes across as kind of a dickhead. I enjoyed his
turn in Hitchcock's "Stage Fright" but found him irritating in this movie.
At least he got his comeuppance at the end. Cinematography by Wilkie
Cooper, who worked on a Hitchcock film or two, is good for the most part,coasting on sexual jokes and innuendoes galore with Carrey merely playing
with a dildo or himself. Embarrasing is the word. </P>
<P>E-mail me with any questions, comments or general complaints atsomething different but same with this effort and hit the bullseye.
London and Doherty only deliver average performances, but Lee is a riot
throughout, Forlani is sexy as always, and, of course, Mewes and Smith
score as Jay and Silent Bob. "Fly, fatass, fly!" If you've seen Clerks
then you'll fully want to soak in the Mallrats, and if you haven't,
well, something's very wrong with you...</P>
<PRE>RATING: B</PRE>you're truly bored and have nothing better to do than watch USA's *Up All
Night*. </P>
<P>Trashy Bonus: Excess Baggage features not one but two special homophobic
comments: Emily refers to Greg as Vincent's "faggot boyfriend" and Ray
later tells Emily that he doesn't want her surrounded in jail by
"sociopathic lesbians."</P>
<P>----------------Puh-lease.</P>
<P>The chief problem is this film is too much in love with itself, too much in
awe at what they can get away with. Sure, hearing a sports announcer use
the word "cocksucker" like it was just part of his daily job is funny at
first, but a whole bunch of these kinds of jokes, each handled as they're
the greatest, most obscene jokes in the history of comedy...well, that
makes the film a little bland. It's funny, but if you're want to see