benwaffle

JavaScript

shithorse shit

, "You grow on people, like a wart!"
, "Please tell me you don't home-school your kids."
, "You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo..."
, "Your brain must be made out of rocking horse shit."
, "When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet."
, "Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?"
, "You're stupid because you're blonde."

JavaScript

motherfucker

.replace(/\bfite\b/i, 'fight')
			.replace(/\bhundo\b/i, 'hundred')
			.replace(/\bsesh\b/i, 'session')
			.replace(/\bmafk\b/i, 'motherfucker')
			.replace(/\bgrodie\b/i, 'gross')
			.replace(/\bfire\b/i, 'awesome')
			.replace(/\bsleeping? on\b/i, 'missing out on')